Of course it hurts, how couldn't it???

jon, has been forcibly severed from normal human pleasure and reward systems for just a Littol too long, poking jordan kennedy with a stick as he lies facedown in an ant tunnel: controlling pests? don't you wanna control some pests? you used to love pest controlling, isn't controlling pests fun? I got you your favorite (controlling pests). why aren't you happy :(

basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas

Guess who finished tma!

Anyways Martin is constantly spinning around in my head like a microwave, so here he is trying to explode avatars with his mind

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

What is tumblr trying to tell me

From an interview with Ursula K Le Guin

video description: a tiktok by @weezerroll. a person is clumsily and hesitantly playing a bass guitar, until the camera person places a white and brown rat on the bass player's head while firmly saying, "Ratatouille." their playing suddenly improves while the rat shifts its footing on their head. end description

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July