Swamp Singers 🐊🦜
You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
Pokemon Heritage Post
They/them pussy
nonbinary cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>
I was curious about this, not because I was surprised the cat was "neither male nor female" but because I was surprised this is a "first". I mean, intersex cats exist. Any time an apparently male cat is tortie/calico, for example, that's an intersex animal, probably XXY.
Turns out, though, that this kitty is very rare - they have no external genitals, and vets can find no evidence of internal reproductive organs either. So yeah, fair enough, I've literally never heard of an animal being born like that! Isn't nature something?
Grumpy boy.
Sorry for not being very active lately, I’m busy with things 💀
contrary to popular belief i think calvin's adhd is, funnily enough, medicated. he takes extended release ritalin every morning alongside his chocolate frosted sugar bombs. this is because he appreciates being more easily able to focus on his various Schemes, Projects, and Machinations while more effectively ignoring schoolwork
calvin's dad pulling up to the house and seeing the whole driveway covered in a (completed) snowman recreation of the entire terracotta army and he takes a deep breath and greets calvin's mom with "i see calvin remembered his methylphenidate today"
[tags from starcut-sand:
#lmaoooo yeah #there should be a strip where calvin does a long extended monolougue about the philosophical implications of being #dependent on medication in order to function in society #and then at the end hobbes is like "so just don't take it then?" #and calvin is like "no if I don't take it i can't focus enough on watching TV. now help me get this bottle open." #AND there's a running gag where calvin's parents keep finding his pill bottles like. completely shredded instead of opened normally #and they're convinced that calvin just puts his pill bottles in the garbage disposal to open them (bc they have a childproof cap) #but calvin is very insistent that that hobbes is the one opening them with his tiger claws #they're like "don't open the bottles by yourself calvin!!! you need adult supervision!!!" #and Hobbes is like "I think a tiger's supervision is superior to adult supervision. we're much smarter" #etc etc etc #a goldmine of opportunities #calvin and hobbes]
Talk tiger auraboa | mochlus auraboa
video under the cut (epilepsy warning, some of frames flicker sometimes)