TURNABOUT HONEYMOON - A fic where Apollo Justice and Clay Terran solve a murder together

the fish of my dreams, is there a guide on how to catch it?

Hey if anybody is starving for more Ace Attorney you should definitely play Tyrion Cuthbert

It's Ace Attorney in a ttrpg-type world, the rules of magic are critical to each case, strong mystery writing, comes out the gate with a great case 1 and stays good through all its 5 cases (ESPECIALLY case 4 holy shit), the soundtrack slams, and there's a Dahlia-like (in that they're a character you can tell is gonna be an Endgame Problem starting from very early on) who is utterly, utterly delightful to watch

it's on steam.

In case it helps convince anybody, here's the Confrontation ~ Presto of this game

sebby 🏍️

Saw one of those posts where someone was like “Boba Fett was only 37 in Return of the Jedi?? He shoulda been at the clubbb” and like. I cannot stress enough how much he was at the club. He was chilling in the corner but he was AT the club. Max Rebo was there and everything

*does a sick air guitar solo that drains your life force*

i know it's uncouth to say anything in defense of illumination's the grinch but the god rest ye merry gentlemen scene is one of the best laughs a movie has gotten out of me in a while

for those who understandably don't want to watch the whole movie for it

the d&d movie was so good. they captured the energy perfectly. exposition and character building and meeting that takes 10 minutes. travel across 3 countries in like 5 minutes. bullshit plans that work so hard. a dragon for no reason other than its a fuckin dragon. Chekov's gun but it's Chekov's arsenal. A paladin's autistic swag. nat 20 on the potato. crying. a very quick "where are they now" segment. everything.

i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here

ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.

SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!

ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!

it's getting really rough out here i won't lie to yall

this is an official invitation to send me videos of your cat or whatever you would normally do to try to give me a little boost because i've very rarely needed it more

thank you to everybody who showed me your creatures.

i started this month with two living grandparents and am ending it with zero. it's been a horrible time. but i've gotten a lot of love from the people still here and i'm grateful for it all

it has been so long since i've played twilight princess, which is tragic as the game literally changed the course of my life in incalculable ways

but one thing i think i'm going to appreciate more when i come back to it again is how proper HEROISM takes center stage in that game

famously the hardest part of the game isn't any of the boss battles or dispelling twilight, it's *saving Ralis*

Just one person. The world would go on without him. But it's not a sidequest, it's not optional. And it's difficult.

The real kicker is that four people save him, three of them risk their lives to do it, and he's a total stranger to all of them. Link is the only one involved who even knows his name. But he's going to die without them. And sometimes you can't save the world, you just save what's in front of you.

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

Then I haven’t missed it!