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A Most Perfect and Normal Girl(thing)

@cookiethebirdthing

(It/It/Its) Your Favorite Psychotic NPD Birdthing | I really am perfect.
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We are a system and do not always or even frequently tag our posts. You can collectively refer to us as Cookie.

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shout out to chronic fatigue girls who want to jump up and down and wave their arms and then have to lie down for a while

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Though Our end draws near, Our knees remain unbent, as does Our Pride. Maid, bring Us Our favorite Tea and Our most precious Fetish. Yes, the Cow plush. 'Tis not a tummy ache! Our enemies hath poisoned Us! Maid! Prepare thy Armaments and slay all who oppose Us!

Ah, yes, the Knights would be proper for such a challenge. However, if We recall correctly. and We do, all of Our fiercest Knights are currently slaying Our foes of yester.

Perhaps Our Theatrics were too much for thee. It is no bother should We be poisoned. For We simply will not Die. Perhaps We shall have a Court Jester die in Our stead. It would be most Humerous.

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Though Our end draws near, Our knees remain unbent, as does Our Pride. Maid, bring Us Our favorite Tea and Our most precious Fetish. Yes, the Cow plush. 'Tis not a tummy ache! Our enemies hath poisoned Us! Maid! Prepare thy Armaments and slay all who oppose Us!

Ah, yes, the Knights would be proper for such a challenge. However, if We recall correctly. and We do, all of Our fiercest Knights are currently slaying Our foes of yester.

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Though Our end draws near, Our knees remain unbent, as does Our Pride. Maid, bring Us Our favorite Tea and Our most precious Fetish. Yes, the Cow plush. 'Tis not a tummy ache! Our enemies hath poisoned Us! Maid! Prepare thy Armaments and slay all who oppose Us!

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Our tea isn't the right temperature. Send everyone involved in the procurement and preparation of this disgraceful beverage to the Dungeons, post haste! While you are at it, imprison the guard who carried out this order!

Send Our fastest courier to the Dungeons as well! We art not having a tantrum!!!

We enjoy creating a culture of fear for Our couriers. To be of the fastest is to enjoy a life of luxury like no other. To be the absolute fastest is to inevitably face Our wrath.

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Our tea isn't the right temperature. Send everyone involved in the procurement and preparation of this disgraceful beverage to the Dungeons, post haste! While you are at it, imprison the guard who carried out this order!

Send Our fastest courier to the Dungeons as well! We art not having a tantrum!!!

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Our tea isn't the right temperature. Send everyone involved in the procurement and preparation of this disgraceful beverage to the Dungeons, post haste! While you are at it, imprison the guard who carried out this order!

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We art having a Princess episode! 'Tis not a tantrum! Do not bother Us whilst We are having a Princess moment unless it is to shower Us in praise!

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