Yeah mhm.

Inspiration struck me like a brick to the skull

Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time

stunning

blown away by his own power

good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

Cursed Creature here

Organic Connoisseur

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

i want to get some tattoos. i want to learn how to play drums. i want to go back to the ocean. i want to land a heelflip. i want to benchpress with big plates.

it crept up on me but i want i want i want i want to live. i want to live

do you understand? i am living this life for the first time. nobody has seen the world through my eyes. i am alive. i want to feel the dry warmth of the sun in my bones. i want to breathe, again and again and again. maybe even forever.

do you understand? this world is a disgusting place forsaken by the one above and yet. it is beautiful. i want to live.

You tell your teenager something.

They don't believe you.

Something bad happens.

They later find out you were right.

That's not a victory for you. That's not an opportunity for you to brag and tell them, "I told you so."

In fact, it's the complete opposite of a victory. You failed. You failed to earn the trust of someone who was literally a captive audience to you for their entire life. You never even tried to earn their trust because your sense of superiority made you feel entitled to it without having to earn it. Having a teenager who doesn't trust you and who thinks you're wrong about everything is a direct and completely reasonable response to how you've treated them.

they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit

just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

I own this shirt

going to the apothecary does any one want anything

apply juice

apply juice to what?

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

"ICE not welcome in the central district"

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