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kenzi 🥸
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i am so fucking sorry to ask this while the whole world is in such dire need but my only means of supporting myself (my art tablet) just broke irreparably very unexpectedly and by no fault of mine and i am completely up a creek without a paddle unless i can replace it

heyyyyy guys and girls and everyone else, i have my replacement ordered but it’s taking much longer than expected to arrive and im worried about paying bills in the meantime

im the wwii soldiers who got so bored and horny that they collectively invented the idea of finding breasts attractive

You can really just say anything on the internet

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antichrists-tealover

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

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specialmouse-deactivated2025060

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

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I kindly ask for just two minutes of your time.

While you're scrolling the internet and sharing posts, there's a place called Gaza — and I know you already know what's happening there.

My friend Ghada messages me every day. Do you know what she told me?

She said her family’s little children go to sleep and wake up hungry.

Can you imagine children that young going hungry, while the whole world stays silent — unable to even get food into the city?

I want to personally assure you: this family may not survive without urgent donations.

And I also want to confirm that this is a verified campaign, ranked #6 on the GazaVetters list.

Clear Liquor = We Fuckin

Brown Loquor = We Fuckin, AGGRESSIVELY 😁

I used to run this blog back in 2015, but I lost it that summer in a night of gambling in a small port town in Maine. My gambling addiction had gotten so bad at that point that only a couple weeks later I had to sell my house and I even ended up betting on and losing the copyright to the vast corpus of dating simulation games I'd made a fortune off of. I was definitely at my lowest. Since then I've heard this blog has passed through a few people's hands and it's actually being run by a tattoo artist who gives people tattoos of magical sigils that legit work, like people will get hired for great jobs after getting theirs. I won the lottery in 2022 and tried to buy this account back but it was so expensive I couldn't even do it. Oh well.

All that the people living in Gaza think about is whether they will die of hunger or die from bombing. Today Sami my friend @sami--onley told me that he can never live in these conditions. Hunger has become worse than the days that have passed. He and his children live on drinking water and some salt. His children do nothing but cry in front of him, but he can do nothing. He just looks at his children and cries from his heart. This is the real life that one family lives among many families. I ask you to help Sami to buy his children even one kilo of flour. The price of flour is $1000 per bag. You can donate from here to ease the pain of this hungry family.

Please help.

Please donate here

i legit can’t stop opening this image in my photo roll and laughing

To help offset the current cost of living, I am open for commissions!

I am open to drawing almost anything, but if it's outside my comfort zone, I will let you know. Here are a few things that I will be extremely pleased to be paid to draw: Your original characters or D&D PCs, character sheets, fan art, monsters/creatures, anthro/furry, pet portraits, meme redraws, YouTube headers/thumbnails, and profile icons.

Here's my pricing for the different levels of my work:

LINE WORK

Bust: $20

Waist-up: $30

Full body: $40

Full scene: $50

Additional characters: $20

FLAT COLOR

Bust: $30

Waist-up: $40

Full body: $60

Full scene: $80

Additional characters: $30

FULL COLOR

Bust: $60

Waist-up: $80

Full body: $100

Full scene: $130

Additional characters: $50

ICONS

Line work: $15

Flat color: $30

Full color: $50

How to commission me:

★ Check the bottom of this post to see if I have any slots open. It's first come first serve.

★ Email me at tentakrule@gmail.com with a request, and describe what you need me to draw for you.

★ Payment will be up front and through PayPal ONLY.

★ From the point of payment, your commission will take up to 14 days to complete.

★ I will work with you through every step of the process, and send you updates as I work on your commission.

★ I will present you with the original un-watermarked piece in multiple sizes, but after the piece is complete, no additional adjustments will be made.

SLOTS ARE AVAILABLE! EMAIL ME IF INTERESTED. ★

( tentakrule@gmail.com )

I am nearly broke again, please consider commissioning me to draw your characters. I'll do a good job!

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