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Quality time with your wife (except you’re cursed as a clown & she doesn’t even know it’s you.)
I adore Clown Curse by @nonetoon y’all should check it out!
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
- spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
- spin this one to see how you'll look like
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you better not have used my single use orb
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Me looking at my millipedes
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Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
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Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks
Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . It’s not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.
Throckmorton’s Sign, otherwise known as Throckmorton’s Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmorton’s Sign is, it’s not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.
Let me explain: let’s say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained aren’t the best quality, the radiologist can’t be sure for one reason or another if what they’re seeing is actually a fracture.
So what do they do? They look for the dick.
You heard me correctly. The dick.
Throckmorton’s Sign is when “the penis points to the area of pain.” So if the above-mentioned AMAB patient’s xray aren’t displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.
Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. “Ace, this sounds like bullshit. This can’t be true. You’re lying through your teeth.” But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmorton’s Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.
Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.
This had been a PSA.
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Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass
Cousin Theockmorton just tryin to skateboard and help people out with their fractures
For Throcky, our cousins
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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
Time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
The souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
The souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
The souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
The souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
The souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
guys, let’s make a sandwich. i’ll start:
bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
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You! Have been visited by the gnome of executive function! Reblog to send them along to make sure they visit the next person in need!
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!
i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical
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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away
ooh ooh or when they accidentally drop the phone or something and go “i dropped you! :(“ like. that little glowing box you’re waving around does indeed house my soul!! it’s me!! you’re holding me!!!! and we’re going on a little trip together!!! delightful!!!!!!!!
i love the suggestion that the device they are holding is my corporeal form. very silly and whimsical
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your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"
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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.
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i draw the first tarot card. the two of cups.
i draw the second tarot card. the six of donuts.
do you want to get breakfast with me
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travelers between worlds
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what is it with moms in real life and shadow the hedgehog. they naturally gravitate towards him. my mom knows fuckall about sonic but she played the endless runners app for a bit and she mained shadow because she thought he was a cute little guy. showed her the new movie and she was very distressed that shadow and sonic weren't friends. several of my friends have told me their moms love shadow as well. do they just sense his sad cat energy or
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me if you gave me a burger