by こるり

embarrassing yourself in the hyper boob convo

Minakami Yuki has become British.

This isn’t true you’re slandering me

You said you wanted to make us beans and toast for breakfast

i approach the neutron star. i audibly say "white woman spotted". i am killed instantly by intense radiation and gravity

I think one of the funniest things about the limits of powerscaling as a discipline is that it cannot properly account for how scissors loses to rock despite being stronger than paper

i’m gonna be honest with you, you don’t stop fascism with legal gotchas

Desperately in love with an autistic girl voice:

honestly clear running water's basically a conventionally attractive liquid so like you're not special for jerking off to it

*touches your Posting scars* promise you'll stop. for me

Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.

Charlie Brown: I just hope Lucy isn't mean to me today.

Snoopy and Woodstock B Plot:

Hawk you I won't Tuah what you tell me!

Hawk you I won't Tuah what you tell me!

Hawk you I won't Tuah what you tell me!

Hawk you I won't Tuah what you tell me!

Hawk you I won't Tuah what you tell me!