Nothing Special   »   [go: up one dir, main page]
Avatar
I'm like the joker but a muppet

@the-muppet-joker

It's Kermit all the way down Baby ((All Muppet, All Hole, All Pro Noun))
Posts

Pinned

Avatar
Greetings Homosapians.

Is there anyone there? Is anyone left on Tumblr? Tumb er dot com. Webbed site, hashtag! I am the JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! I AM THE JOKER! Hi Ho, Kermit the Frog, here! Muppet the Hole, here! Don't be so coy. You can call me Croaker! You can call me! Don't be so coy.

Kermit. Joker. Bro Strider. Adam. Vriska. Dark Eve. Jesus is sleeping. Applejack is awake.

♤♡◇♧

DNI:
  • The Muppet Joker. I am scared of what I have created and will close my eyes when posting from now on so I am not harmed by my own hubris
  • Emos and those who indulge in the Chemical Romance. You people are sick
  • Minors, people over 30, and people who are 25. That is the age of arrogance
  • People who have a gemini moon in their astrological chart. You people are sick
  • People who were raised Lutheran
  • Twitter users
  • Tumblr users
  • Testosterone users. Just kidding love you Trans Genders OwO glomps you :3
  • People who identify with either binary gender. It's 2025 grow up and be Nonby (Short for Non Binary)
  • Those of you who do not understand the intellectual depths of Homestuck or misunderstand its themes... looking at you Karkat x John shippers
  • Mr. Strange. You may look at my blog but only when I am offline. If I catch you being online at the same time as me... *I evil smile and you get scared* I'LL MUPPING KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Heh.

Run while you can.
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

What strategies are you going to put into place during the duel my liege? Strange is quite a formidable opponent.

  1. I will be dressed in my most Intimidating Outfit, which will frighten Strange right off the bat!
  2. Warming up beforehand--stretches, air kicks, slashing around my pool noodle. She will not think to do this as she will be too distracted by my terrifying Joker Getup and Special Hat.
  3. After warming up I will be a level of Nimble only achieved by field mice with nothing to lose. I will dodge back and forth cackling, adding to the fear factor and confusion
  4. I will deliver 100 Powerful Kicks with my Joker Feet, which will make her say "OUCH!"
  5. I chuckle darkly
  6. Stab my pool noodle directly through the heart. Sayonara, Strange.
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

How is Mother doing my liege? It's mother's day you should give her an email

She's fine I guess. She drove up from Kentucky to bother me and tried to clean my apartment. I told her my apartment has a tactical layer of filth that keeps me connected to the earth, sharpening my senses. She told me to just go outside if I needed to be connected to the earth. I told her Fuck You I Do What I Want And You Cannot Control Me. She looked at me for a long time. She said that I have only made her life harder since I was born. Neither of us said anything after that
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

why does your foot look like a hand? not even like you flexed your hand to make it look like a foot for the picture but as in your foot looks like someone took an adult hand and twisted it into an abomination

NO. I HAVE NORMAL FEET. I HAVE THE STRONG FEET OF A JOKER AND THE KICKS OF A WARRIOR. SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU FACE MY WRATH
Avatar
Reblogged strange-aeons
Avatar

THE DUEL Merchandise Available Now!!

Hi all,

As promised, The Duel merchandise is now available for purchase at https://dashcontwo-merch.myshopify.com/. Made in collaboration with @strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker, you can now pledge your allegiance to either side with our collection of t-shirts, buttons, and stickers!

For attendees: to save on shipping, select to pick up your stuff at the con! Just remember to bring a piece of ID with you :)

Buy Here!

Poll Results

The people have spoken! The winner of the poll was Option 1:

Production for test items begins today. We hope to serve you a DashCon 2-exclusive merch drop two weeks from now! That’s Friday, May 23rd.

Virtual DashCon 2

You have been asking, and we finally have answers. Virtual DashCon 2 tickets will be going live Friday, May 23rd!! Same day as the merch drop.

Ticket prices are $17.50 CAD. A virtual panel schedule will be coming in June.

ANOTHER poll??

We have one final thing for you to decide, dear readers! We have three options for DashCon 2’s poster.

Option 1:

Option 2:

Option 3:

Which DashCon 2 poster design is best?

Don’t forget your The Duel merch!

#I will be so Pissed Off if I see any Strangeheads supporting the Wrong Side...#I Will Win.#Croaker Nation Will Win.
Avatar
I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

do you ever think about your digital footprint

Never! I only think about my real footprint as I dig my toes into Kermit's Sopping Wet Muppet Hole. Why, do you think the things I post online will negatively effect me someday?
#Doubtful!
Avatar
Anonymous asked:

Mr frog I am having a very bad day. Can I get some encouragement?

Did my previous posting of Kermit the Frog sucking my toes make your day better? :)
Avatar
Happy birthday to Kermit the Frog, a lover and a dreamer! But especially a lover... those eyes... the soft felt of his body... and my God. That luscious Muppet Hole. F*ck I Am Soaking Wet All Over My Body
Avatar
For those of you claiming that I lied about being elected Pope- I'm obviously the Shadow Pope. Fucking idiots. Leo may be the face of Catholicism but I am the true Puppetmaster. New Bible (Yaoi edition) coming in like a month and a half
Avatar
Tune in Tumblypoos! I am about to be announced as the New Pope!!!!!!!! >w<
You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.