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Funny Crying Quotes By Taiye Selasi: Your baby is crying, says the driver to

Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing. — Taiye Selasi

Funny Crying Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah: don't just listen to people crying, hear the

don't just listen to people crying, hear the reasons why they cry — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Funny Crying Quotes By Nathaniel Hawthorne: There is something truer and more real, than

There is something truer and more real, than what we can see with the eyes, and touch with the finger. — Nathaniel Hawthorne

Funny Crying Quotes By Leonard Ravenhill: Men give advice; God gives guidance.

Men give advice; God gives guidance. — Leonard Ravenhill

Funny Crying Quotes By Noam Chomsky: There are two problems for our species' survival

There are two problems for our species' survival - nuclear war and environmental catastrophe - and we're hurtling towards them. Knowingly. — Noam Chomsky

Funny Crying Quotes By Nick Cave: I don't write happy songs. Who does? I

I don't write happy songs. Who does? I don't know anybody who writes happy songs, really. — Nick Cave

Funny Crying Quotes By Katey Sagal: I love to play gigs.

I love to play gigs. — Katey Sagal

Funny Crying Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I was making love to this girl and

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Crying Quotes By Hilary Swank: I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. — Hilary Swank

Funny Crying Quotes By Seth Green: It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. — Seth Green

Funny Crying Quotes By Hannah Harrington: I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears

I'm not saying he was, like, crying tears of man pain over the phone, but he sounded upset. — Hannah Harrington

Funny Crying Quotes By Amy Poehler: However, if you do start crying in an

However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, I'm just crying because of how wrong you are. — Amy Poehler

Funny Crying Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I have to stop crying when I watch

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch. — Zach Galifianakis

Funny Crying Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I hate people who cry around me. I'm

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

Funny Crying Quotes By Criss Jami: I believe in evolution in the sense that

I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby. — Criss Jami

Funny Crying Quotes By Robyn Carr: Your big scary husband is crying.

Your big scary husband is crying. — Robyn Carr