Southern momma quotes

I love getting into discussions with my parents. They use so many of those old sayings that I love. Southerners can't live without them. One of my favorites is, "He's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine". I'm not sure how many are famous and how many my parents and grandparents just made up. They are adjectives and they add color to any conversation. Here are some of my favorites: 1. He's as drunk as Cooter Brown ( I would love to know who Cooter Brown was). 2. Every dog has a…

Southern momma quotes

“Yep. Pretty much sums up the south! #southernbelleprobz”

Or a whatchamacallit and doomaflitchy

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