Oodle Ofpoodles
Oodle Ofpoodles
Oodle Ofpoodles
Poodles
Written & Illustrated
by
Dean Bagley
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Later, Baggy finished reading his last letter when the silence
was broken by a knock on the door. He went to see who it
was. He opened the door and almost screamed in horror at
what he saw.
The strange figure was recognizable as Lillia until you got up
to the top of the head and saw the hair-do if thats what you
could call it.
This so-called style was a large cloud of puffed and poofed
up hair which looked like a giant ball of cotton candy.
Nipper, cried Baggy at last, I think the poodles girlfriend
is here for a visit. Go tell him, okay?
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The figure let out a howl. Baggy Gator! Dont you say a
word. Not a peep about my hair. Not one solitary peep.
But, what happened? asked Baggy, recoiling.
Well, the class was taught by Glitter and Beatnik Bunny,
who usually cut my hair. Anyway, Glitter asked me if she could
try some things on my hair. So, I let her.
Hmmm, said Baggy, examining the hair, but not wanting
to laugh and make matters worse.
Itll wear out, she bleated. Give it time. By the way, where
is Foofie? Ive got to get him back before aunt Frieda returns.
Hes with Nipper. Nipper was feeding him. Ill get him.
He called to the kitchen. Nipper! Lillias back to pick up the
poodle. Bring him here, please.
Nippers voice came not from the kitchen, but from his
room.
I dont have him, unca Baggy, said Nipper, entering the
living room. I thought you were going to look after him. I only
fed him.
You were also playing with him. What happened?
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Not a bad idea, said Lillia, but not one of them is Foofie.
These poodles have collars and Foofie had none.
There was a low rumbling sound that got louder and louder.
Suddenly, through the front door poured an avalanche of loose
cereal that could refill the box forever. It filled the living room.
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Whats this all about? cried Baggy over the tumult. He ran
outside and was goggling at the hole in his roof.
Its the cereal, unca Baggy. Its the Chromosome
Chrunchies! yelled Nipper, in alarm.
What about the Chromosome Chrunchies? cried Lillia,
over all the noise.
DNA is the essence of life and growth, said Little Nipper.
It must have given the poodles too much life and growth and
caused them to get so big. Look, here on the box it says,
CAUTION: Unexpected results may occur if poodles eat this
cereal.
Unexpected things did occur. The giant poodles suddenly got
baffled looks on their faces and began to shake again. Then
they started shrinking, smaller and smaller.
Soon, they were back to normal size, but still perplexed.
Lillia came running up with a poodle in her arms. It was
Foofie. Look Baggy! she cheered. I found Foofie. He
was asleep in the laundry hamper and when I walked by, he
popped his head out.
Hooray! cried Little Nipper joyfully. A happy ending. Ill
take the poodles back to their owners and no one will be the
wiser. Isnt that great, unca Baggy? He paused and looked
around. Wheres unca Baggy, aunt Lillia?
He went into the kitchen to get something. Wait, here he
comes.
Baggy came out of the kitchen with a bowl of Chromosome
Chrunchies. The bowl was filled to overflowing as Baggy ate
the contents with a spoon.
Baggy Gator, exclaimed Lillia, what do you think you are
doing eating that cereal? It has unexpected results on different
things.
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