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    MAN DEM

    Nigerian Men, Here’s What


    Your Hairstyle Says About
    You
    Before you read this article, here’s a fact: Zikoko never
    lies. Everything you see in this article is true. After
    studying Nigerian men for years, we can finally publish
    tell what their hairstyles say about them. Go ahead,
    see for yourself. 1. Curls You have been serially
    heartbroken. The beard? You started growing it when
    […]

    Written By: David Odunlami


    Last Updated August 24, 2021

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    Before you read this article, here’s a fact:


    Zikoko never lies. Everything you see in this
    article is true. After studying Nigerian men for
    years, we can finally publish tell what their
    hairstyles say about them.

    Go ahead, see for yourself.

    1. Curls

    You have been serially heartbroken. The


    beard? You started growing it when they
    shattered your heart even though you
    thought you were nice. The hair? You kept it
    as a result of the heartbreak that almost ran
    you mad. Now? You’re turning your
    heartbreak into beauty and babes are calling
    you handsome. Hmm, they don’t know.

    2. This fine boy cut

    You’re a Christian brother who is starting to


    become a child of the world and this is the
    first step. Small time, you’ll do full dada.

    3. Travis Scott

    You think you’re a musician— the best in


    Nigeria. These other artists don’t understand
    you and they can’t come near you. You have
    five mixtapes, but you’ve not dropped them
    because the world isn’t ready for your music.
    Your guys, they don’t like your music too. But
    you’re not worried. They’re the ones with bad
    taste.

    4. Low cut

    You cheat— or at least you try to. Your wife


    knows you cheat but there’s nothing she can
    do about it. The people you’re trying to move
    to always air your messages, but the one time
    you get lucky, all your friends will hear about
    it nonstop. You don’t think you should be in
    Nigeria. You think you should be in the USA.
    That’s why you watch the NBA and not that
    smelling thing called football. You have a
    Camry.

    5. Coloured hair

    This one is not even about the hairstyle. It’s


    the colour. You want to be a marlian and a
    bad boy, but you aren’t fully there yet. The
    only thing that motivates you is peer
    pressure, but you also don’t want to
    disappoint your parents. You have an iPhone
    8 Plus with a broken screen.

    6. This big daddy hairstyle

    If this is your hairstyle, daddy please contact


    me. People that have hair like this? They have
    bastard money. And you won’t know by just
    seeing them o. They like forming. Me I won’t
    use my own hand to insult my own helper.
    Hmmm. Battery wey full go still low, battery
    wey low go still full. Our prayer be say make
    charger no spoil.

    7. High fade

    You went to the UK one time when you were


    4 and now we won’t hear word again. It’s
    always “bruv” or “innit”. Mayowa, tell me,
    where did you get “innit” from?

    8. Dreads

    Sometimes, you’re a creative, other times,


    you’re a tech bro. When you’re not being
    harrassed by they police because they think
    you’re a criminal, we can catch you listening
    to Frank Ocean’s Blonde for the millionth
    time, and feeling like you’re the coolest
    person in the room. You’re single, and we
    know why.

    9. Ladder ladder ladder ladder

    If this is your hairstyle, we don’t have


    anything to say to you. Please leave here,
    because you’re a very unserious fellow.

    10. Plain baldness

    You have seen a lot of things in this life. You


    don’t have time for such things as hair and
    fashion anymore. You still have to pay school
    fees, pay your employees and all that. Hair?
    Nope.

    QUIZ: What Colour Should You


    Dye Your Hair?

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    Adidi Edem
    I knew when it came to
    dreads it would be
    between creatives and
    tech bros

    They need to switch it up!


    Hit us with the rat tail now
    and then.
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