Where am I going to find ,,

a babysitter at this time? You have no idea what

,, responsible means, do you?
Ahem! ,,
GUMBALL
,, Nah.
Oh, no!
I can't believe I'm ,,
It seems I can't put them on.
going to say this. It means acting like a grownup.
,,
,, ,,
I'm afraid we can't go
I guess you guys are And most of all, it means taking
to the parent's evening.
old enough to babysit? care of your little sister.
,,
,, ,,
Ready to go.
Us? What?!
,,
,, ,,
Ah.
Yes, you. Can I trust you guys to do that?
,,
But promise you'll be ,,
Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
responsible. Come on, Mom.
,,
,, We were born reprehensible.
What?
I promise to be the ,,
,,
most responsible kid 2
Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
,, Responsible.
,,
and will handle my ,,
Richard,
responsibilities Yeah, that's what I meant.
where did you find that guy?
,, ,,
,,
in the most responsible way. Richard, put your pants on.
On the Internet...
,, We're off.
,,
Yeah, responsible! ,,
No! ,, Aah! Commercials!
,, I can't believe this. They'll corrupt your mind!
Richard. Pants... on. I'm going upstairs. ,,
,, ,, Bad commercials!
No! STAIRS! AAAHHH! Bad commercials!
,, ,, ,,
Nooo! Oww! What are you doing? Are you completely out of your
I don't wanna go to school! ,, mind?
,, Seventy-nine percent of stair Bad commercials! Bad
We have to go! accidents happen on the stairs. commercials!
It's a parents evening, ,, 3
,, What does that even mean? ,,
and we are the parents! ,, Are you completely
,, It means you're out of your mind?
I'm putting a lot of safer sitting here. ,,
trust in you kids. ,, There's... too... much...
,, Okay. violence... on... TV... anyway.
Don't worry, Mom. ,, ,,
You won't be disappointed. Welcome to Daisy the Donkey And you chose to demonstrate
,, show! that
So how do you feel, Darwin? We'll be right back after these by smashing the TV in front of
,, messages. me?
Pretty responsible. And you? ,, ,,
,, When you're deciding where It was the responsible
I feel like a new man... to go for a hamburger- thing to do.
a responsible man. ,, ,,
Even though you set it on fire. of an electrical fire. ,,
,, ,, You.
It's not on fire. How could Mom put you in ,,
,, charge? So I should be in charge.
Oh, it is on fire... ,, ,,
,, What is wrong with you?! But who did Mom put in
FIRE! ,, charge?
,, Papercuts. 4
Stop! Don't throw ,, ,,
water on an electrical- Ridiculous, You...
,, and look at the mess you're ,,
-fire... making! So who has to do what we say?
,, ,, ,,
You should always use a fire It's a small price to Me.
extinguisher pay for your safety. ,,
or if unavailable, baking soda. ,, Uhh, I feel like I'm
,, You're too young to in one of those dreams.
But most importantly call an understand. ,,
adult or the emergency ,, The ones where you
services. Excuse me, but who makes go to school naked.
,, your breakfast every day? ,,
Yeah of course, ,, Oh come on Richard,
but ours was a responsible You, of course. stop being so dramatic.
demonstration ,, ,,
,, And who helps you We're the parents now,
of what not to do in case with your homework?
there's nothing she can do to How old is she then? and a little something for
you. ,, dessert.
,, She's four now. ,,
You get an F minus in ,, Are you kidding me?
parenting! Well now, you want a biscuit? 5
Next! Huh? ,,
,, ,, Of course!
Oh, the Wattersons. You won't get a taste of this ,,
,, ,, That food is way too chunky for
Are you aware that your you won't ever get a taste of a
husband this that's right cause it's mine. little baby like her, she could
isn't wearing any pants? ,, choke.
,, Whoo I was just teasin' ya, ,,
Aw, look at that you want a little bit of- I know what to do.
grumpy little face. ,, ,,
,, Oh, she bit me! Bon appetit!
I know what will cheer her up. ,, ,,
How about a walk in the park? You know what this means? Alright, you asked for this.
,, ,, ,,
Hmm, yeah I guess She must be hungry! Okay, bath time.
that could be okay. ,, ,,
,, It's time for num-nums! Ah, just right.
Come on, ,, ,,
it's for your own safety. We have a mackerel sandwich, Isn't water dangerous?
,, a potato, ,,
Oh, isn't she lovely? How do you expect me to
wash myself without water? Hm, thanks. she ran out the window!
,, ,, ,,
Haven't you heard Now be a big girl and... Oh, what's mom gonna think?
of dry cleaning? ,, We're in so much trouble!
,, There's no way I'm ,,
Fine, get out of here! wearing a diaper! You goons really
,, ,, walked into that one!
They grow up so fast. Get back here! ,,
,, ,, Anais, let us in.
Shhh! Come back Anais! ,,
,, ,, Babysit yourself on the roof
Is that water I hear? You can run but you can't hide! until Mom and Dad come back.
,, ,, ,,
No! I just... flushed? Run! Hide! Anais! Anais!
,, ,, ,,
Oh, speaking of which we're Put it on! Oh look, a book,
gonna need you to wear this. 6 I hope I don't give myself a
,, ,, papercut.
WHAT!?! Never! ,,
,, ,, Anais!
We don't want you to Open this door young lady! ,,
have any accidents. ,, Oh no, no diaper.
,, Don't make me tell Mom that ,,
Very responsible you've been a bad baby! I surely hope I don't have an
thinking, Gumball. ,, accident, on your bed!
,, Aah! She's not in there, ,,
Anais! stay where you are. Good job everyone!
,, ,, ,,
Anais!! We'll figure out a Hey don't worry, we can use
,, way to rescue you. this diaper
And you know what ,, as a parachute and float safely
I'm gonna have now? Don't worry! down to-
,, I'll smash the door in- Ah! ,,
A nice relaxing bath, 7 They're back!
with real water! ,, ,,
,, You wouldn't know where the Oh no.
Well, it could've been worse. keys ,,
,, are by any chance, would you? See honey? I told you there
Are you kidding me? ,, was nothing to worry about.
,, Somewhere safe. ,,
Look at the bill, ,, Hi.
how do you set fire to a Ah, what are we gonna do? ,,
swimming pool? ,, Thank heavens you're safe!
,, Hey, how's it going? ,,
I know, pretty good huh? ,, So you're not angry at us
,, I don't know, for trashing the house?
...that you're always there how do you think it's going? ,,
to keep an eye on them? ,, Oh no.
,, Okay, take a deep breath. ,,
Do something! ,, Angry doesn't
,, Woohoo! BEGIN TO COVER IT!!
Get on the bed and ,, ,,
How do you burn a TV I thought you were DVD back today or we'll get a
underwater? going to take the rap! fine.
,, ,, ,,
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR Anyway, Pffftt... Can't you do it?
THIS!? it was clearly Mom's fault. ,,
,, ,, You're the one with the car.
Mom, it's my... She was the one who ,,
,, left Gumball in charge. I wasn't the one who watched
No, I've got this. ,, Alligators
,, Well it, it's Dad's fault for on a Train seventy-two times.
No, Gumball, it was me that not finding a proper babysitter! ,,
left the faucet running! ,, Ha! But, technically,
,, Well, um... you rented it with your money.
Please sis, let your brother be ,, ,,
"responsible" for once in his life. None of this would've The money I have to go
,, happened if it wasn't for you! and earn to feed you kids.
Thanks, Gumball. ,, ,,
,, Um, who are you blaming here? The kids you decided to have.
Mom... ,, ,,
,, The internet? Yep! No problem, Mom!
It was Darwin. ,, I'll take it back!
,, Yeah, that's good enough. ,,
WHAT!? It was her that ,, Oh, very kind of you, honey.
flooded the place! Gumball, don't forget to take ,,
8 that And don't forget to put on some
,, pants.
Bye-bye! carelessness, Darwin. ,,
,, ,, Eh, you say that,
Darwin, have you seen This disk utilizes but I lost my trousers
that DVD anywhere I-- laser technology. ,,
,, ,, three weeks ago, and
Darwin! What are you doing? You have treat it with respect. still, no one's noticed.
,, ,, ,,
I'm using the pizza cutter. You're using the wrong Everyone's noticed that
,, side of the scrubby sponge. walk, though.
That's not the pizza ,, ,,
cutter, that's the DVD! No! No! What are we gonna Really?
,, do?! ,,
Aw, give me that! ,, You look like you went to
,, Face the consequences of the bathroom in a spacesuit.
Oh man, you really have to our actions and tell Mom? ,,
be careful with these things. ,, Dude,
,, Don't be silly. it's a letter from Laser Video!
The slightest scratch and I've got a much better idea. ,,
9 ,, Ah, so what?
they're ruined...forever. There. You can make anything Put it with the others.
,, with cardboard ,,
Uh, Gumball...? and no one will notice the No, this one's red!
,, difference. It means urgent!
Hup, hup, hup! ,, ,,
,, Really? Red envelope or red writing?
I am fed up with your It looks kind of obvious. ,,
Red writing on red envelope. ,, you have to realize that there
It's really hard to read actually. Great! Twenty-two more and are
,, we can pay for the DVD. less fortunate people than
It says we have to pay ,, ourselves.
twenty-five dollars for the DVD! Now pinch me, we get more ,,
,, when it looks like I'm crying. He needs that money
Aaah! What are we gonna do?! ,, more than we do.
,, The reason you guys are on the ,,
Face the consequences of streets is to pay a DVD fine? WOOHOO! I WON!
our actions and tell Mom? ,, ,,
,, Yeah, I know, it's crazy, right? I spent your money on a scratch
10 ,, card, and now I'm a millionaire!
No, no, no, no, no. People don't understand ,,
Just give me a little time to how hard our life is. That's great!
think. ,, So, can we have our four
,, Hey! dollars back?
It took you two days ,, ,,
to think of this? Yay! Oh...uh...sorry, guys.
,, ,, I don't have anything in change.
Less complaining, more But...huh... ,,
begging. ,, You have new messages.
,, That guy stole our cash! ,,
How much have we got ,, Hi, Laser Video here...
anyway? Well, Darwin, sometimes in life Hello, it's Laser Video...
,, ,, ,,
Like, three dollars? You need to bring back...
,, Mmm, no. There are bones in there?
You need...to bring...the ,, ,,
film...back to the shop. Wait! How about this one? Oh ha, there are.
,, "Looking for ,,
Ha ha, I knew you were a person with no skills or Are you boys ?
trying to skip my messages! training ,,
11 ,, Uhh... does it count that
,, to serve as a scientific subject I've been both and ?
Gumball, for the cosmetics industry." ,,
I think we need to get a job. ,, I suppose so.
,, What does that mean? Now step into the make-up
- Mmm, can you cook? ,, booth.
- No. It means they'll put make-up ,,
,, on us and see if it looks nice. Please relax.
- Can you drive? ,, Look at the red dot, and pout.
- No. Kind of like modeling? ,,
,, ,, Hey, that's not bad.
Can you speak Chinese? Yeah. Looking good.
,, ,, ,,
Can you provide inspirational I'd always thought What happened to you?!
leadership to a core team of I make a good model. ,,
people ,, I think I'm allergic.
,, What makes you think that? ,,
covering both ,, How come you look so good?
nationalinternational markets? High cheekbones. 12
,, ,, ,,
I don't know. Maybe it's before Mom gets home! What should we do?!
something ,, ,,
to do with my perfect skin. Yes? Should we tell the truth and face
,, ,, the consequences of our
I think I'm gonna get this off. Honey, are you in trouble? actions?!
,, ,, ,,
What happened? Because my mother senses are What is it with you with trying
Why am I looking at the floor? tingling. to be honest all the time?!
,, I can smell trouble. ,,
Okay boys. How did the test go ,, No, we need to copy
? Trouble? No, we're fine. Alligators on a Train.
,, Absolutely Fine. ,,
I can't believe she ,, I know. I'm gonna download it.
only gave us five bucks. No trouble here, bye. ,,
,, ,, Gumball! You wouldn't steal a
It costs more than that Are you lying? car,
to get home on the bus. ,, you wouldn't steal a woman's
,, No, of course not. purse,
Huh? ,, 13
,, Right, you're lying. ,,
Oh, man! I'm coming home now. you wouldn't steal a cell phone!
More letters from Laser Video! ,, ,,
,, Mom's on her way home. PIRACY IS STEALING!
Oh, we're in so much trouble! ,, ,,
,, Now. I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.
We have to hide these ,, ,,
Anyway, I got a better idea. You are in so much TROUBLE! ,,
,, ,, QUICK!
Is it stupid, desperate and very We need to get to Laser Video ,,
unlikely to get us out of this before Mom kicks our butt! Gumball, we have to help Mom!
mess? ,, ,,
,, What did you do this time?! I don't know.
- Yes. ,, Maybe she'll be alright.
- Is it humiliating? STOP! RIGHT! THERE! ,,
,, ,, GUMBALL! There's a
- If we get it wrong. QUICK! monstrous
- Are we likely to get it wrong? ,, 14
,, WHERE DO YOU THINK creature attacking our mother!
Possibly. YOU'RE GOING?! ,,
,, ,, We have to face the
In the time it's taking DON'T YOU DARE RUN consequences
me to ask these questions, AWAY FROM YOUR of our actions and HELP HER
,, MOTHER! OUT!
could you have just ,, ,,
told me what it is? Whoa! Yes. I'm... I'm sorry.
,, ,, You're right.
- Definitely. Mom, are you okay? ,,
- Can we get on with it then? ,, Wait a minute.
,, What was that? Why has it gone quiet?
Yeah, we better. ,, ,,
,, YOU'RE IN SO MUCH STOP RIGHT NOW!
I knew it. TROUBLE! ,,
Stop the letters! alligators off this train.<i> ,,
Stop the letters! ,, What, and let them
,, <i>Thank you so much for have all the glory?
Huh. The Wattersons, saving us from ,,
it's about time you showed up. all the alligators on this train.<i> Well, there's no way
,, ,, I can accept this.
I assume you have my money? <i>Doo-doo-doo, ,,
,, Alligators off this train<i> 15
Better than that, ,, You need to give me the real
Larry, we got the DVD. <i>Doo-doo-doo-doo, DVD, NOW!
,, Alligators off this train<i> ,,
I hope you don't mind if ,, We can't!
I make sure it's real. <i> Alligators on a Train!<i> We used it to cut a pizza,
,, ,, ,,
Last time, This had better be a joke. and then we scratched it with
it was a piece of cardboard. ,, the
,, Aw, man. What gave it away? wrong side of the scrubby
Huh. Go for it. ,, sponge,
,, Dude, it's five seconds long and ,,
<i>Alligators on a Train.<i> every and then we threw it in the
,, name in the credits is one of you waste disposal!
<i>OH, NO! two. Please don't tell our mom!
This alligator is on this train!<i> ,, ,,
,, I told you we should've put I already know.
<i>Thank goodness we got all some ,,
the other people on the credits. How much is the DVD, Larry?
,, of your actions. And sometimes you just RUN!
Twenty-five dollars. ,, ,,
,, Ow! Hey, hey, HEY!
WHAT?! You made me leave ,, ,,
work and chase Come on, let's go home, <i>Doo-doo-doo-doo,
you through the neighborhood you little troublemakers.
on a dog ,,
,, Uh, just a minute,
for twenty-five dollars?! there's also the lateness fee.
,, ,,
But... Oh, yes of course.
but we were scared to tell you. How much is it please?
,, ,,
Aw silly, there's nothing you can Let me see.
do Three months and three days
that will ever stop me loving late.
you. ,,
,, That will be
Come here. seven-hundred dollars.
,, ,,
Now, let me pay for that. You see boys,
,, sometimes in life you really
See Darwin, ,,
you should always tell the truth. have to face the
,, consequences of your actions.
and face the consequences ,,