Guess Ill Call Everyone
Guess Ill Call Everyone
Guess Ill Call Everyone
Summary
Yuu was fine with the situation, honestly. Being brought to a school against her will? At
least they fed her. She was even given a place to stay- in a ramshackle, literally, but she
could manage!
Until she was somehow enrolled into Night Raven College. The only problem? She’s a girl.
Aka: Yuu gets mistaken for a boy and is enrolled into Night Raven College. Ouran
Shenanigans ensue.
Notes
Quick disclaimer! I’m still playing through the game. I personally thinks that adds to the
authenticity of Yuu’s POV but regardless-!
((Also this is literally just a crackfic idea I had when I came to the realization that the game
was not an otome game.))
Prologue - The Problem
The whole affair was beyond bizarre, if you asked Yuu. Surreal, even. It had the makings of a
nightmare, but felt like the best dream. Maybe she was a masochist.
The ambience oozed with elegance. A darkly lit room with floating coffins hovering behind a
giant, illustrious mirror. Arched windows touched the ceiling, hidden bashfully by dark drapery.
She wasn’t alone, either- even outside the strange cat that had followed her even here. Many young
men cloaked in detailed robes chatted amongst themselves, boasting of their Dorm’s strengths. It
was all white noise, however, to the daunting task of greeting the Mirror.
Magic-less.
To those at Night Raven College, she soon learned, that was like a curse. Not special. Ordinary.
The Carriage had brought her here, but she couldn’t leave.
“The place they belong is nowhere in this world,” the Mirror bellowed. “It does not exist.”
Magic-less.
And that’s exactly why Crowley left her to Ramshackle Dorm. An unused building, torn apart by
time itself.
“But perhaps,” Crowley mused, finger elegantly poised beneath the beak of his mask, “you’d make
a good monster tamer or trainer of some sort.”
And, logically, instead of being enrolled, Yuu was tasked with being a janitor. There are worse
occupations out there, of course, but there was a bitter taste in her mouth. It was their fault for her
being here in the first place, and now she was forced into cleaning up after the others. Fantastic.
Especially with such characters as Ace Trappola running amok and destroying statues. Now that’s
his problem.
She supposed some good came out of it, though. In return for she and Grim’s help, the two found
themselves enrolled into Night Raven College.
“Here is your uniform,” Crowley declared with usual poise. “As for Grim, this bow will suffice.”
Looking down at the elegant attire, Yuu can’t help but notice the odd fittings. Sure, she hadn’t
really prioritized fashion in particular, but it was still a bit bizarre.
“I’m never going back to Hellslabyul again!” Ace adamantly declared, arms crossed
and chest puffed. “Starting today, I’m joining your dorm.”
Yuu stared at the man, feeling a vein in her head bulge. Or her eye twitch. Or both.
She sighed, grabbed a pillow, and tossed it at him. Which promptly hit him in the
face. Turns it, she did have good aim.
Chapter Notes
I should note I’m using more raw Japanese translations coupled with my own flair!
Who in their right mind barged into people’s dorms this late at night?
Right. This was Night Raven College. She could count on one hand how many people were ‘in
their right mind’.
“ Nyaaaaah ,” Grim whined, burying his head into the pillow. “I know it’s the middle of the night
but we have a visitor.”
“Maybe they’ll just leave,” Yuu decided in a huff, pulling the blankets over her head and
cocooning herself further.
Grim agreed in a low growl. “Maybe it’s just those ghosts again.”
Until the knocking became tapping on the window. Just a branch , Yuu reasoned.
“It’s Ace! Let me in!”
Yuu shot up out of bed, shooting Ace the worst glare she could muster. The guy couldn’t take a
hint, could he? Begrudgingly, she opened up the pane.
“You better have a good reason for waking me up in the middle of the night,” Yuu seethed.
“I’m never going back to Hellslabyul again!” Ace adamantly declared, arms crossed and chest
puffed. “Starting today, I’m joining your dorm.”
Yuu stared at the man, feeling a vein in her head bulge. Or her eye twitch. Or both. She sighed,
grabbed a pillow, and tossed it at him. Which promptly hit him in the face. Turns it, she did have
good aim.
“Nyah?! That’s the same collar that red-haired senior put on me during the entrance ceremony!”
Grim realized at last. “What’s it even doing on you?”
“You heard me. Got a little hungry, and saw a whole tart just chilling in the fridge- three actually!
So I took a piece, and Riddle comes in! I, a kindhearted man, even offer her some! And y’know
what he did?” He made a slashing motion across his throat.
Yuu yawned. “You’re both being idiots. Just talk to each other. If the tarts were his, he may have
been saving them for something.”
“But don’t you think this is a bit much ?” Ace adamantly insisted, pointing to the metal atrocity on
his neck. “I’m a Mage ! This is basically like having my arms and legs all chained up!”
“No magic? I can only imagine.” Yuu gave him a look of false sympathy.
“I’d hate if someone took my cans of tuna,” Grim lamented. “Even if I had a whole palace of them!
You should apologize tomorrow!”
“Fine,” Ace groaned, slouching in defeat. “But you have to come with me.”
“You’re serious?” Grim meowed. “All the rooms but ours is a mess. You better get scrubbing!”
“Bleh,” he spat in disgust. “I’m not doing that. C’mon, Yuu! Let me stay in your room! I’m
practically a noodle, so I won’t take up too much space! And you’re tiny !”
To emphasize, he went to wrap his arms around her. She smacked those hands away so fast.
A bright smile stretched across Yuu’s face. A beacon of light in the dismal darkness that was the
dead of night. Grim watched as Ace’s eyes sparkled with hope.
“And to your right,” she said with a beam, “you’ll find a serviceable couch.”
Ace groaned, throwing his head into his hands. “Brutal! Whatever, it’s fine.” He snatched up the
pillow from before. “I’ll go sleep all by my lonesome on the lounge sofa. ‘Night!”
“You, too, Yuu-kun!” And with that, he took his place on the creaky couch.
“You could have kicked him out,” Grim commented with a yawn, making his way to his bed.
“That’d be kinda hypocritical, don’t you think? I mean, Crowley let me stay here, right?”
Yeah yeah I know you’d use their last names but Yuu doesn’t have a last name and it
keeps everything balanced. The honorifics are still attached until I forget them- but
Grim opts not to use them for Yuu generally.
Pancake Fluff
Chapter Summary
“So you did come here,” an agitated voice commented. There was a pause. “Is that a
pancake?”
“I have one that needs to be eaten,” Yuu chimed in. “Want it, Deuce-kun?”
Chapter Notes
Yuu yawned as she flipped another pancake. Sure, she could go to the cafeteria for breakfast. But
quite honestly, it was too early for that kind of noise. And she just really really wanted pancakes.
Grim had helped her fix the stove (for the price of a salmon omelette- bleh ) a day or two before.
She wasn’t letting Ace off the hook with coffee, though.
“Pancakes.”
She gave a nod before stacking two on a plate for him. He gave thanks before chowing down.
“What’s cooking?” A groggy voice asked. Feet shuffled in. Ace’s hair was already gravity-defying,
so his bed head was… something else.
“ You cook?”
“Yeah, ok, but still. We have a cafeteria, y’know? Not that I’m complaining!”
“That would be awesome, thanks.” He smirked and took a plate. “Wait, there’s something red in
them. Did you cut yourself?!”
“I’m getting some water,” she decided. “Do you want any?”
“Are the pipes even like, clean?” Ace asked, offering a skeptical glance.
She snorted a laugh, putting down a plastic cup. She didn’t quite trust him with glass.
Something scarlet caught her attention. Not his hair, she might add. But an uncomfortable but
distinguishable mark on his neck.
“Does it hurt?”
“Eh? Oh, the collar.” He shrugged. “I mean, it’s more of an inconvenience than anything. A
serious handicap, y’know?”
“Looks like it’s irritating your skin. Hold on.” She stuffed her face with a pancake before making
her way to the bathroom. Ace followed her with his eyes. She returned shortly after with a small
tub.
“What the heck is that?” He grimace, assuming the worst.
“I have to work for it.” She dipped her fingers into the opaque cream. “It’s kinda cold. Heads up.”
“Hold still.”
Even with the direct command, the ginger squirmed as she lathered the lotion onto his neck. “It
feels gross!”
Yuu sighed, tucking the container into her back pocket. Ace rubbed the lathered liquid, lip quirked
in disgust.
“Then I’m not apologizing.” She smirked and went to put her plate away.
“Huh. Your legs are really smooth,” Ace commented, eyes fixed on the back of her calves. “Do
you shave them?”
Yuu froze, immediately whipping around with her face feeling warmer than usual. She had
completely forgotten she was wearing shorts of all things. Sure, the College offered sleepwear. But
she liked shorts, dang it. And the thermostat wasn’t super reliable, either. Luckily, her sleeping
shirt was looser anyway, draping over her feminine physique like a curtain.
“No need to be embarrassed!” He laughed. “You’re just girlier than I was expecting. I mean, you
faced a monster in the mines and now cooking in shorts for me. You’re kinda weird.”
“I’m not! I’m just making an observation!” His smirk didn’t waver.
“I’ll get it!” Ace volunteered, making his way to the door, a pancake stuffed in his mouth and
dangling out like a dog tongue.
“So you did come here,” an agitated voice commented. There was a pause. “Is that a pancake?”
“I have one that needs to be eaten,” Yuu chimed in. “Want it, Deuce-kun?”
“Uh, sure?” The boy walked in, completely derailed from his original mission. Success. “Why are
they red?”
He took a bite, lighting up in surprise. The expression broke through the irritated scowl. “These are
really good!”
“Yuu knows how to cook!” Grim boasted, paws on his waist and tail flicking.
“No kidding,” he breathed, a smile on his face. He shook his head, snapping out of it. “So I heard
what happened from our dorm-mates.” His eyes flicked to the garish collar strapped on Ace’s neck.
“You really did get collared for eating the dorm leader’s tart. You’re a hopeless idiot,” he sighed.
“Oh, eat batter,” he spat back. “I don’t want to hear it.” He paused, shoulders slumping an inch.
“Was he still mad?” He added quieter.
“Not really,” he answered with a shrug. “He looked more irritated about three guys who missed
roll-call. They got collars just like that one.”
“Just apologize and get it off,” Yuu sighed. “Like it or not, you did technically steal.”
The ginger groaned, throwing his head back. “I don’t want to apologize!”
“We have some time to kill before class starts,” Deuce observed.
“Oh, could we check out the other dorms?” Yuu requested. “Since we have the extra time. I
haven’t really seen much of the campus.”
Deuce smiled gently. “That sounds like fun. I’m not familiar with most of it, either.”
“What?”
Ace, instead of protesting like an adult, cursed. Deuce smacked him ‘gently’ the back of his skull.
His vibrant green eyes blinked before a practiced smile tugged at his lip. “Ah! You’re
the prefect! I’ve heard about you- you’re trending!”
Ace and Deuce opted to show off their dorm, Heartslabyul. Yuu couldn’t complain. She got her
mocha blend she was dying for. Deuce was just surprised she could handle so much sugar.
“Crap, I gotta get these roses painted,” a voice sighed in the distance.
Yuu turned to see a lean man dusting white petals with pigmented paint. His ginger hair was pulled
back into an elegant knot at the back of his head, and two long bangs fell through framing his face.
The rest of his locks were swept back and didn’t so much as graze his shoulders. On his right cheek
was a painted, ruby red diamond. “Leave even a bit of white, and my head is gone. Rip.”
“Um, do you want some help?” Yuu asked, approaching, undaunted by the oddity.
His vibrant green eyes blinked before a practiced smile tugged at his lip. “Ah! You’re the prefect!
I’ve heard about you- you’re trending!”
“The whole set! Aren’t you the freshmen that shattered that 10,000,000 Thaumark chandelier?”
“We’re going to hear about that until we graduate,” the red head lamented with a sigh.
“And you’re-“ he pointed to Ace with his pen “-are the one who added to that punishment by
stealing the dorm leader’s tart the same night! I’m so lucky to meet the notorious newcomers first
thing in the morning!” With a single, fluid motion he plucked his phone. “Hey hey! Let’s take a
selfie!”
The man slung his arm around Yuu and brought her into the frame. Deuce blinked, a bit
dumbfounded, while Ace smiled on instinct. Grim leaped into the picture as it took.
“Can I post this on Magicam?” Cater requested, thumbs tapping a mile a minute while his visual
attention fixed on them. “What are your names so I can tag you?”
“Deuce Spade.”
“Ace!”
“Grim!”
He nodded as he added them each. “Huh, that’s weird. Yuu-kun, you don’t have an account?”
“I don’t have a phone,” she admitted sheepishly.
“That’s so sad,” the ginger sighed. “Alright! If you help me with these roses, I’ll pay for your
phone! Deal?” He paused. “Huh, weird. I sound like Azul. Talk about imposter syndrome.”
“Think of it as a gift from your senpai.” He winked. “Oh! By the way, name’s Cater Diamond.
You can call me Cater, or Cay-Cay! Nice to meetcha!”
“Why do the roses need to be painted anyway?” Ace asked, dabbing his fingertip on a dried rose.
“Because they’re the most photogenic?” Cater offered. “I’ve gotta color the flamingos for the
croquet match, so my hands are extra full.”
“So the tart was for the dorm leader’s birthday,” Deuce deduced. “No wonder he was so mad.”
“Eh, no. That’s not it,” Cater disagreed. “Tomorrow is our dorm’s traditional Unbirthday Party.
The dorm leader chooses a random day every year that isn’t on anyone’s actual birthday, and we
have a tea party. VIP.”
Yuu’s eyes narrowed at the sloppily hand-painted florets. The Magic-infused blossoms were of a
perfect hue, which made the flawed buds more bothersome.
“We can change the color with Magic?” Deuce asked, fiddling with his pen.
“I’ve never done anything so trivial,” Grim agreed. “It’s a waste of my talents!”
“Just relax!” Cater assured with a bright smile. “We’ll figure it out. But we should probably hurry
if we don’t want to lose our heads, right?”
“I just ran to the main building and stopped an art student. And got this!”
“Retro!” Cater laughed. “Love a good throwback! Most people just use Magic nowadays.”
“I figured if you’re going for perfection, this would get into the nooks and crannies a bit better.”
“Riddle-san is going to love you,” her senpai decided. “Let’s get to work, boys!”
“This will be a piece of cake!” Grim snickered proudly. “Oh, color, change at my command!”
Instead of a burst of color, the entire bush was set aflame. “Gyah! Fire!”
Deuce drenched it with a Blue Spell, as if that’d compensate for his blue rose bush.
“You are all worse than I thought you’d be,” Cater lamented in a sigh.
Yuu drowned them out with her work. Ace grumbled but did the same, taking some solace in
Deuce’s plight.
Yuu let them suffer in the (now cooled) embers as she continued to paint her petals. Even Ace
looked annoyed as he realized that his roses weren’t painted to perfection.
“Maybe to someone like you.” His warm, amber eyes stayed riveted on his craft. “But to a Mage,
it’s their lifeblood.”
“I mean, Mage or not, you’re worth more than you Magic.” She moved to the next blossom.
“That’s like saying I’m only as good as my pancakes. There are plenty of other things I’m good at,
too.”
“And you’re a good painter. I mean, that heart you paint on your eye every day is flawless. I’m
kinda jealous.” She offered a smile. “And your hands are so steady.”
He snorted, turning his head away. Yuu wasn’t sure if it was the pigment or the light, but she could
have sworn she saw pink dusting peppering his cheeks. “Weirdo.”
“Hey, tart thief!” Cater called, popping his head from around the corner. Ace jolted out of his
stupor, falling backward and landing on his rear.
“What? No. I came here first thing- after Yuu’s must needed caffeine kick.”
“Makes sense.” Cater nodded to himself. “But that means you’re going against Laws of the Queen
of Hearts No. 53: ‘one must always return what they steal’.”
“It means you’re breaking another rule,” Deuce offered plainly. “Can you get your act together
already?”
“The statue you destroyed, the chandelier, and collar say otherwise,” he deadpanned.
“You really are an energetic kouhai,” Cater chuckled. “But, sorry. If you’re going to be a part of
this dorm, you gotta obey the rules. I’ll be losing my head if I just let you in, and a collar on me
would sabotage the lighting for any selfies! Sorry, but I’ve got to ask you to leave before Riddle-
san notices.”
He whipped his head back to Cater. “C’mon, I’m begging you! I can’t use Magic right now!”
“Get a tart and come back.” Cater replied with a cheshire grin. “I’ll be waiting, Yuu-kun! Buh-
bye!”
“Yuu can bake, right?” Grim suggested. “Can’t he just make one?”
“We’ll just have to figure it our after class,” Deuce decided. “The bell’s about to ring.”
He rolled his eyes before turning to Yuu and Grim. “What classes are you in? You’re first years,
right?”
“That means we’re in the same class,” he discovered with a relieved grin. “First period is Potion-
Brewing.”
“Sounds like fun!” Grim cheered, tail flicking excitedly.
Yuu understood why Grim was so eager to enroll. Night Raven College’s classes were certainly
something.
Crewel-sensei was an eccentric man with an even more out-there fashion sense. He spoke harshly,
but his intentions were for the good of his students.
“They’re mushrooms,” Yuu offered. “They can be tasty, but others are poisonous.”
Crewel-sensei smirked, not commenting. His sharp, silver eyes gleamed in the cauldron’s glow.
The professor’s pointer smacked Ace’s skull. He jolted up, hands flying to his head. “What the
heck was that for?!”
“That is why I’m here to teach you pups,” he explained lowly- almost like a growl.
Meanwhile, Professor Trein (as he preferred to be called) was far more stoic than the alchemy
teacher. It suited him, Yuu supposed, with his class. He didn’t have as much outward zeal for his
craft as Crewel-sensei, but he was well informed.
Nonetheless, these efforts were wasted on the likes of Ace, Deuce, and Grim. The ginger had the
gall to fall asleep in class, while the spade-sporting boy was struggling to not follow-suit. Grim,
however, squirmed in his seat.
“Mmgh! I want a more exciting class that lets us use Magic- like BANG!”
“If you don’t understand the history, your experience will be shallow.” Professor Trein towered
over the feline. “Magic is a powerful tool. Do not take it lightly, or for granted. Understanding
where its origins brings forth a respect for it like no other. Take language for an example. You use
words to communicate your thoughts and feelings to another. Without understanding where the
words come from, you are likely to miss the intention and wound someone with them. Or a more
common fallacy- language lacking in emotional integrity and each letter falls short. History
inspires the future. Those who fail to learn from it are doomed to repeat it.”
Yuu wasn’t too concerned about the gym uniforms. For one, they weren’t exactly the most
flattering. In her opinion, they looked more like the uniform of the convicted. For caution’s sake,
she did sport a tighter bra. Changing was a bit trickier, but luckily Grim’s artsiness made a good
distraction.
“Are you good at sports, Yuu-kun?” Deuce asked as she rounded the corner.
“I wish,” she chuckled. “I can’t dribble a ball to save my life. What about you?”
“Who needs exercise when you’re as powerful as I am?” Grim asked, stretching his paws.
Ace tugged at the piece of metal. “I hate this stupid collar. It adds like, five pounds to your
shoulders!”
“Five pounds?” Deuce cocked a brow, judgment evident in those cool, blue eyes.
“We should probably get on the field,” Yuu suggested. “I want my death to be swift and painless.”
Her eyes took a bit to adjust to the blinding light that was the sun, but once she could see, she noted
the vast stretches of turf beneath her shoes.
A man with bulging biceps and a red track suit waited for them. Around his thick neck was a gold
whistle, and his left wrist had a twisted arrow bracelet coiled around it. His face was chiseled with
a cleft chin.
“Name’s Vargas,” he introduced himself. “I’m in charge of training you greenhorns up!” He started
pacing the field, eyeing each of the freshmen. “Becoming a great Mage starts with your body!”
His knees dropped, and the man flexed his arms. Yuu could have sworn she heard something rip.
“Just look at the muscles you can get by eating raw eggs every day!”
Vargas straightened up and started twirling the whistle around his neck. “You can’t be a Mage if
you don’t have the stamina for it! Start with 20 laps around the track- then a hundred pushups!”
The whistle rung out a tone-deaf note. Deuce took off, several yards ahead of she and Ace. Grim
was at the back of the pack.
“I don’t mind exercise,” Ace lamented, panting as he ran, “but I can’t stand this kind of teacher.”
“Steroids?”
“What’s so fun about running around in circles?” Grim hissed from the back. “I’m not a hamster!”
“I can’t wait for lunch,” Ace sighed with a hopeful smile, ever so tainted by the grimace of pain.
“I need to return this airbrush,” Yuu realized as she walked into the cafeteria.
“I forgot about that,” Deuce admitted, snatching a plate from the stack. “Who did you take it
from?”
“Someone from the art club, but they said they were already borrowing it from someone else.
Feels like a fetch quest.”
“Nevermind. They said that it belonged to someone from film studies. Vil, I think?”
“Then I’ll just ask some of the Pomefiore freshmen where he is.”
“Are you not going to eat?” Grim asked, appalled by such an idea.
“We have, like, an hour,” Ace reasoned. “It shouldn’t take too long. Just don’t follow him.”
“You always make a scene when you do,” Deuce explained, nodding his head.
Yuu decided to dodge the bickering and scanned the cafeteria. The lunchroom was floored with
shining tiles buffed regularly. Large chandeliers lit the room with winding arms akin to tree limbs.
Arched windows touched the floor and stretched to the curve of the ceiling. Wooden tables
stretched end to end with gaps for walk room, often featuring a modest centerpiece for good
measure. In the middle of the room, paralleling the wall of windows, was a hearth likely used
during the winter months.
Something Yuu appreciated about the Night Raven uniforms were the color coordination with the
dorms. It spared awkward assumptions, and made it easier to find who you’re looking for. That
convenience was a bit of an inconvenience for Yuu, however, since Ramshackle wasn’t exactly a
normal dorm.
Heartslabyul had a chic crimson; Savanaclaw sported a dusty yellow; Scarabia fashioned a
sophisticated maroon; Pomefiore donned elegant indigo; Diasomnia boasted an electric shade of
lime; Ignihyde preferred a cool blue; Octavinelle tailored a lavender hue. As for Ramshackle, the
uniform’s accent lacked any pigment. It was white. Devoid of personality.
A flash of indigo pulled her out of her thoughts. A boy with long, pale eyelashes brushing over pale
blue eyes sat alone with an intricately carved apple. His light periwinkle hair curled with a natural
elegance Yuu could only dream of. His uniform, of course, was most important. Pomefiore.
He blinked, turning his attention to Yuu. “Oh, um, thanks! You’re that freshman from Ramshackle,
right?”
“I’m Epel Felmier.” He offered a polite smile. “What can I do you for?”
“I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find Vil-senpai. I have his airbrush.”
“You paint?”
“A little. I don’t like my hands getting messy, though.” She chuckled awkwardly. “I needed it for a
project.”
Epel nodded, thinking for a moment. “Vil-senpai should be in the restroom, I think. He usually
touches up his makeup between classes.”
“See ya!”
And off she went. Her food was going to get cold at this rate, she lamented. But alas, returning the
thing was more important. And time-sensitive.
I know so little about Vil and Epel so bear with me. I just know I love my country boy.
Yun-Yun
Chapter Summary
“I like personality,” Deuce cut in. Yuu made a menta note to buy him a latté later. “A
person’s looks can change.” He tugged at a lock of his hair. “But it’s what’s inside
that’s important.”
“Or they die,” Grim concluded with the elegance of a beached whale.
Chapter Notes
Yuu always felt kinda awkward in the restrooms. There was this sense of ‘forbidden’ every time
she entered. She never felt more uncomfortable in her uniform than in the restroom. But alas, a
bladder was a bladder and you just couldn’t argue with the tiny thing.
As Epel had said, standing in front of one of the mirrors and hovering over the sink was a blond
man with faded purple ends. The front fringe was braided backward into an almost rose-shaped
knot, while the rest of his hair cascaded in delicate waves. An intentional blonde piece fell over his
right eye, with an additional strand paralleling it with less presence, framing his feminine face and
drawing attention to his thin lips. Over his eyes was a dark, glossy eyeshadow. Gracing his
fingertips was a deep purple polish, and it was at that point Yuu took notice of the black gloves
tucked into his coat. In his hand was a makeup brush dabbling his cheek for unseen blemishes.
Most importantly, however, was the uniform color he was showcasing.
“That would be I, yes.” He put down the brush in his hand and turned to face her with a practiced
smile. “You must be that Ramshackle prefect I’ve heard about. You made quite the debut, I must
say. And yet, I never caught your name.”
“I have your airbrush.” She plucked it out of her bag. “I didn’t realize it was yours. Someone from
the art club let me borrow it.”
He hummed, taking the metal piece from her hand. “It’s in excellent condition. I wouldn’t have
known anyone borrowed it.”
“I cleaned it. I hope you don’t mind. I just like giving things back in better shape than I found
them.”
“It’s absolutely sparkling,” he complimented with a more genuine grace to his lips. “Thank you for
that.”
“No problem.” She smiled. A certain guilt crept up on her about dropping it off and leaving.
Especially since this was her senpai.
“By the way, what brand of eyeshadow do you use? It’s not too flashy, but not subtle, either.”
He bowed closer to her, noses about three inches apart from the other. Yuu’s face lit up with heat,
as she suddenly realized she was playing with fire.
“I know a natural beauty when I see it,” he boasted with a smug smirk. “Thank you for returning
this, Yuu-kun.“
“No problem!”
She skidded out of the stalls before anything else could happen. She still had to finish lunch!
“Hey, Yuu-kun!” Ace called, waving her down. “Over here!”
She made her way across the dining hall and took a seat across Ace and Deuce. “Thanks for
watching my food.”
He sighed, deciding not to waste the effort on arguing. He returned his attention to Yuu, who was
currently eating a sandwich. “I grabbed you a coffee, by the way. You like lattés, right?”
“If it’s got caffeine, I’m sold. Thanks, Deuce-kun.” She picked up the cup. “Cheers.”
“I have the cutest kouhais,” Cater gushed in a sing-song, waltzing over and taking a seat beside
Yuu. She stiffened on reflex before returning to her sandwich.
“Y’r t’e guy fm ‘is morf-ng!” Ace realized, pastry filling his mouth.
Deuce shot him a look, sliding over a glass of water with his fingertips, judgmental gaze
unwavering. Ace glared at him before snatching the cup.
“I did not trick you,” he gasped in faux drama. “You were more than willing!”
“We knew better than to argue with a senpai,” Deuce protested, bitterness glinting in his cold gaze.
“It’s not like I wanted to do it,” Cater insisted, leaning forward and dangling his fork in the air. “I
had no choice. Dorm rules!”
“Now, now, Deucy. Those rules are only for when we’re in the dorm. So! For now, I’m just Cay
Cay- your favorite senpai!”
“ Deucy ?!” He parroted, face lighting a deep scarlet in indignation (or embarrassment. jury’s out
on that one)
“Don’t get your panties in a wad, Deucy ,” Ace jeered with a cheshire grin.
“Oh, by the way!” Cater cut in, diffusing the conversation in admirable obliviousness. “This is for
you, Yun-Yun!” He presented a familiar, rectangular device with a see-through case and a
diamond-shaped charm dangling off the end.
“Y-You were serious?” Yuu stammered, carefully taking the phone from his hands.
“I told you I was!” He laughed. “It’s one of my old ones. It still works fine! I just need the best
specs, y’know?” For emphasis, he held out his. “Selfie quality is important. Anyway! My number’s
already in there.”
Fondness warmed her heart as a smile melted on her face. “Thank you, senpai.”
Cater’s green eyes wrinkled with a smile. “No prob!”
Yuu looked up to see a tall man with shamrock green hair, and ironically a clubs painted on his left
cheek. He was a plain looking young man, and his glasses did little to help.
“I’m a third year, like Cater-kun. You’re the new student put in charge of that-“ he cleared his
throat, catching himself “unused dorm, right? I heard from Cater-kun all the trouble they caused
you.”
“Come on, we’re all in the same dorm!” Cater protested, gesturing to Ace and Deuce respectively.
“In-fighting is so not the drama.”
“So how are you freshmen taking to school?” Trey asked, changing the subject about as smoothly
as wheelies on carpet.
“I want to do more Magic stuff,” Grim complained in a whine. “Who cares about the history?”
Grim growled, slumping forward onto the table. His ears perked up. “Oh! There’s a cute girl over
there!”
Yuu snapped her attention to where the cat was pointing, heart picking up speed in her ears. Oh-
“At a boys’ school?!” Deuce gaped, unsubtly looking over.
“Idiot,” Ace scoffed. “You just said it yourself; this is a boys’ school. There wouldn’t be a girl here
under normal circumstances.”
“Hm?” A gentler voice cut in, pale blue eyes now on their table. The unsuspecting lad was
minding his own business clearing his tray.
He relaxed, offering a polite smile. “Hey, again, Yuu-kun. Did you find Vil-senpai?”
“Good. I’m heading for my next class. See you ‘round!” He left.
Cater’s stifled laughter erupted. Deuce’s face burned in embarrassment while Grim opted for
refuge under the table. Ace revelled in Deuce’s pain with a smug smirk said bluenette wanted to
smack off his face.
“If you’re on the hunt for girls,” Cater chuckled, “you should see Miss Rose, the portrait in the
west building. She’s got real class.” He slid the boys a smirk. “I don’t mind introducing you.
Should I set up a blind date?”
“I’m good!” Ace responded too quickly. “I, uh, don’t doubt that Miss Rose is cute, but.” He made
a curved silhouette with his hands, shaking his head “she’s a little flat.”
“If you hit it off, who cares how flat she is?” Cater insisted.
“Is that all you care about in women?” Yuu asked. She didn’t mean for the bitterness to grip her
tone.
“Can you blame a guy for having a type?” Ace returned, unrepentant.
Yuu’s wide eyes met Cater’s deceptively even, emerald gaze. A weight pressed against her chest.
She opened her mouth, but words never came.
“I like personality,” Deuce cut in. Yuu made a menta note to buy him a latté later. “A person’s
looks can change.” He tugged at a lock of his hair. “But it’s what’s inside that’s important.”
“Or they die,” Grim concluded with the elegance of a beached whale.
Deuce opened his mouth to protest, but Cater cut him off. “On the topic of crazy, what do you
think of our dorm leader?”
“He has his own type of madness!” Ace decided with a scandalous smirk. “All I did was eat a
single piece of tart-“ he slammed his hand on the metal neckpiece “-and he collared me! His
narrow-mindedness is super crazy.”
“Oh, really?” A voice intervened. “I’m super crazy, am I?” It belonged to a short boy with scarlet
hair and large, silver eyes, sporting a red-accented uniform.
“Sure are,” said red-head continued undeterred. “Blew right past ‘strict’ and into being a stuck-up
tyrant!”
Velvety eyes blew wide in horror. “Oh crap! The dorm leader!”
“Oh, my, Riddle-san!” Cater beamed. “You’re looking super cute today. Might I take a picture?”
His steely eyes glared daggers at the ginger. “Try, and it’s off with your head.”
“C’mon! Gimme a break,” he sighed with a smile, tucking his phone back into his pocket.
Yeah I hate Cater’s English localization. Too many verbal hashtags. So, I decided to
meet halfway with some lingo here and there but not to the point of stepping on Iida’s
toes. I couldn’t pass up the KP reference.
Riddle Me This
Chapter Summary
“Hook a kouhai up,” Ace begged, head hitting the table in a bow.
“It’s true I have all the seasonings and utensils,” he slowly drawled. “But asking for
my help won’t come cheap.”
“I don’t think he’s very liquid, Trey-kun,” Cater argued with a teasing smirk.
Chapter Notes
1000+ hits??? Ahh??? Thank you so much!! I was so worried about this fic and how
well it would do- especially since I’ve never written any Twisted Wonderland stuff
before this (I’m still on Book 3). I love you all~!
Riddle Rosehearts had a very distinct look about him. He was very short, but had a demanding and
almost regal presence. Yuu recognized him from orientation, but he had a different air to him in the
more casual uniform. His crimson hair was of a similar hue and grace of rose bloom. Two sprigs of
longer hair curled over the rest of his crown alluding to a heart shape. His pale gaze was like a
sparkling sterling with the sharp glint of a dagger.
“You’re the guy who put that weird collar on me during the entrance ceremony!” Grim yowled.
“And you’re the students who caused all that fuss about a possible expulsion yesterday,” he
returned with annoyance laced in his tone. “I must ask you to refrain from calling someone’s
Unique Magic a ‘weird collar’.”
Riddle’s eyes glinted in the light with an odd sense of curiosity. “You’re the sparkless one, if I
remember. I saw you at the entrance ceremony.” He nodded to himself. “Since you lack Magic, I
can understand your cluelessness. A Unique Magic is a spell that is signature to a certain person.
It’s developed subconsciously and instinctual.” He shot a glare at Grim. “So you can imagine how
insulting how something so tactless can come across.”
“So yours is the collar, right? That’s actually kinda cool.”
“I never did catch your name,” he continued undaunted. “Rule #15 states that the Queen must
know all names of those she addresses. And as Dorm Leader, that would make me Queen.”
He nodded to himself, satisfied, before moving on to addressing Ace and Deuce. “The headmaster
is far too soft. If you forgive rule-breakers so carelessly, the whole system will collapse.” He
sighed, “All he has to do is lop off the heads of everyone who doesn’t follow the rules.”
“He may look innocent, but the words spilling out of his mouth say otherwise,” Ace agreed with a
grumble.
“The headmaster may have forgiven you,” Riddle answered, “but make no mistake. The next time
you break the rules, I will certainly not.”
Yuu found the tiny red tyrant strange. He certainly ruled his dorm with an unrelenting iron fist.
And yet, if he was so particular about rules, surely he must follow them all? Was that any way to
live? Trapped in your own castle of cards, to where the slightest breeze could knock them over?
“Say, Dorm Leader,” Ace drawled, “there’s no way you could, I dunno, remove this collar, is
there?”
“I was prepared to do so had you learned your lesson, but judging by the way you were just talking,
that doesn’t sound like the case. Keep it on for a while longer. Don’t worry. As a first year, you’re
primarily learning fundamentals rather than application. If you can’t use your Magic, there’s no
risk of causing another scene like yesterday, either. Isn’t that wonderful?”
Grim grumbled under his breath, still a bit miffed about his previous imprisonment.
“I’d advise you not to sit and chat away,” Riddle continued. “The moment you’ve finished your
lunch, I’d start preparing for your next class. Law of the Queen of Hearts #271: ‘One should leave
their seat within 15 minutes of finishing their lunch’.”
“Aaaand that’s another weird rule to add to the list,” Ace drawled, voice dripping with sarcasm.
“Very good.”
“Don’t worry about them, Riddle-kun,” Trey gently assured. “I’ll look after them, okay?”
“Hmph.” His demeanor was unimpressed, a gloves hand finding his hip. “You’re meant to be Vice
Dorm Leader, so please do. Now, I must go restock our sugar cube supply, in accordance to Law of
Queen of Hearts #339.”
He left.
“So you’re on his side?” Ace gaped. “The pancakes were a lie!”
“I was never on your side,” she deadpanned.
“I find it better to draw my own conclusions,” she explained. “I’m on no one’s side but my own.”
“I suppose that is reasonable,” Trey decided. “You’re not confined to dorm loyalty.”
“You’re not wrong about Riddle-kun,” the greenette continued. “He can be harsh, but it’s him
trying to make his dorm a better place. He has good intentions.”
“Someone with good attentions doesn’t randomly collar people!” Grim hissed.
“You set the Mirror Chamber on fire , Grim,” Yuu argued flatly.
“So what I’m hearing is,” Yuu continued, “is that as long as you follow his rules, he’s pretty ok?”
“The rules only apply to inside the dorm,” Cater explained. “But he’s just a bit up-tight because
he’s the Dorm Leader.”
“But he’s fine with me?” Yuu questioned. “Aren’t I just a living rule-breaker to him?”
Trey was the one who answered, albeit slowly. “You intrigue him. You didn’t simply a break a
rule, but instead became an exception . He does think that the headmaster is too soft, as he said, but
Riddle-san is human. He understands that this wasn’t your fault, unlike Grim.”
“And here I thought he was a robotic tyrant,” Ace chimed in. Deuce refrained from kicking him
under the table.
“An exception, huh?” she echoed to herself. She then spoke louder, “so he’s a good person deep
down, huh? Just strict.”
Trey nodded. “As long as you follow the rules, he isn’t scary at all.”
“So that’s why Cater-senpai won’t let Ace-kun back in,” Deuce realized.
“So I just have to buy him a tart?” Ace asked, a relieved smile tugging at his lip.
“Yep!” Cater beamed. “But he probably won’t forgive you unless it’s whole. Riddle-san really
looks forward to the first slice.”
“You could try making your own,” the ginger upperclassman suggested. “I mean, the one you
snatched was made by Trey-kun. His desserts always get a bunch of likes on Magicam!”
“I barely use that app,” Trey argued sheepishly.
“I’m not the best at decorating, but I can make something taste good.”
“Those pancakes you made this morning were amazing,” Ace agreed.
Their ginger senpai showed the freshmen Trey’s Magicam page. Each picture melted in the eye of
the beholder. Deuce’s mouth watered.
“Those look amazing !” Yuu gushed. “Your piping skills are incredible. My hands are too shaky!
You’ll have to teach me sometime!”
“Hook a kouhai up,” Ace begged, head hitting the table in a bow.
“It’s true I have all the seasonings and utensils,” he slowly drawled. “But asking for my help won’t
come cheap.”
“I don’t think he’s very liquid, Trey-kun,” Cater argued with a teasing smirk.
“I’m not going around squeezing money out of the new kids,” he assured, seemingly offended by
such an accusation. “If we’re going to be replacing Riddle-kun’s tart, we’re going to need a lot of
chestnuts. Could you get them for me?”
“How many do you need?” Ace asked, peeking out from his bow. Yuu noticed a red mark on his
forehead.
“To make enough for the Unbirthday Party, we’ll need about,” he hummed as he thought, “two or
three hundred?”
“After that, I’ll need you to roast, peel, and purée them,” Trey continued unfazed. “I can handle the
rest.”
“Come on, now!” Cater cut in, beaming ear to ear. “Nothing tastes better than eating food that you
made with your friends! You get to make some fun memories! Who knows? It could spark your
career as a food blogger!”
Trey opened his mouth to argue, but Yuu cut him off. “That’s fine. See ya, later, Grim!”
“You haven’t seen it yet?” Cater gawked. “It’s beautiful! The lighting is absolutely perfect! Not to
mention the colors!”
He leaned forward, nose barely grazing her neck. Yuu’s brain blue-screened, her body
tensing. His breath was hot on her skin.
Chapter Notes
It turned out, picking up chestnuts with your bear hands was a horrible idea. And thus, Yuu, Ace,
and Deuce retreated to the botanical garden to find anything to prevent any bleeding. Y’know.
Cross contamination and all that.
The inside was like an elaborate greenhouse, with panels of glass seamlessly lining the grandiose
garden with a silver sheen. Sunlight poured in rays of silk. The top of the building curved into a
dome, rounded like a diamond. The ground was laid with a warmed gray cobblestone in Herrington
formation. A small, crystally stream ran through to her left with a small stone bridge arching over
it. Tall palms reached to the tall ceiling, dwarfing the already short Yuu. The entire garden was
like a sparkling trove of emerald, with even more treasures of different colors.
“Given the size, there must be at least one gardener in charge,” Deuce reasoned. “We should split
up and look for someone.”
“I’ll head left. Yuu-kun, would you mind checking the back?”
Ace reached into his pocket. “Oh! Before I forget!” He dug out his phone. “You have a phone
now, right? So we should trade numbers.”
Yuu cocked a brow, meeting his gaze evenly, devoid of any mirth. “You’re not going to call me at
three in the morning, are you?”
“Ok listen-“
He sighed in defeat. “I promise I won’t text you passed 10. Unless it’s really important.”
“I should memorize my number, huh?” Yuu mumbled to herself, tapping in their numbers.
And that they did. Deuce took the left, and Ace ventured right. Slowly, the bursts of vibrant color
became more organic like imported silk.
Cay Cay: [I don’t have any YET. But if you get some hmu. ;D]
Yuu: [bet]
She smiled to herself. She’d need to fill her entire album of only the most unflattering pictures of
her friends. She came to a stop, a root catching her attention. Except, unlike the rest of the garden,
it wasn’t tucked behind the pathway. It seemed beyond out of place in the otherwise flawlessly
manicured greenery. It also looked kinda fuzzy for any fruit tree she knew. So, she lightly tapped it
with her foot.
Snake?!
The low sound of a growl filled her ears, sending her heart rate through the roof. Slowly, a figure
climbed to a height Yuu could never attain.
Not a snake.
The man that towered over her had darker skin and even darker long hair messily fashioned in a
natural, elegant mane- with two bits braided down the front. Two animal ears poked out of the mop
of locks, with a matching long tail that stopped at his ankles. His face was chiseled, with sharp
green eyes that pierced her soul. He had cast off his blazer at some point, only sporting the yellow
vest and white button-up shirt- that of which was unbuttoned. Intricately beaded bracelets coiled
around his left wrist. To top off the look, he wore sandals of all things.
“Oi,” the man growled. “You’ve got some nerve waking me from a nap.”
“Oh, uh, sorry about that. I didn’t realize anyone was sleeping here.”
He offered a half-hearted shrug. Yuu stiffened under the man’s scrutinizing stare. “You’re that
herbivore that the Mirror said can’t use Magic.”
He took the fact in stride. In fact, he was striding. In one step. Too close. Too close. He leaned
forward, nose barely grazing her neck. Yuu’s brain blue-screened, her body tensing. His breath was
hot on her skin. She felt him inhale gently.
What felt like a millennia ended as he pulled away. “Interesting. I don’t smell a speck of Magic on
you.”
He yawned. She couldn’t help but notice at the pointy canines in his mouth. “It’s not really my
style to take on opponents that can’t defend themselves. I’ll let you off the hook this time.”
“Uh, thanks.”
The tall man’s eye twitched, ear flicking in the direction of the voice.
A boyish looking man scampered over. He had dusty blond hair haphazardly chopped around his
face. Large fuzzy ears poked out of the disaster, with a long tuft of a tail. He sported the same
uniform as Leona, but trading his gloves for a blazer. His pants rolled up around his ankles,
showing off his beige shoes.
“So you’ve been hiding out here, huh?” ‘The annoying one’ sighed. “It’s time for your remedial
classes, y’know?” He groaned. “If you get held back another year, we’re going to end up as
classmates.”
“Oi,” he grumbled. “Lay off already. I don’t need any lectures from you , Ruggie.”
“It’s not like I like nagging you all the time!” His ears flattened, teeth baring in frustration. “Jeez,
it’s not like you’re an idiot. If you just tried , you wouldn’t be in this mess. Whatever, let’s go! It
smells weird over here anyway!”
Weird?
“Tsk.” Leona clicked, hands tucking into his pockets. “See ya, omnivore.”
Yuu stared after them, a bit taken aback by what just happened.
Her phone buzzed in her pocket, jerking her out of her stupor.
Does Leona know? Does Ruggie know? Take your own bets!
The first delinquent rose, rubbing his cheek with a palm, annoyance flaring in his
gaze. “What’s this dude’s problem?”
“If you don’t wanna pay back those eggs you broke.” His knuckles cracked in the
tense silence like a whip. “I hope you’re ready to get your face punched in the same
way.”
Chapter Notes
Yuu’s hands cramped from the chestnut shelling. Deuce, at least, had Magic, but she and Ace had
to do so manually. Trey had a nutcracker, yes, but it was a manual. So, when the opportunity came
for a break, Yuu seized it.
He groaned, knowing a loss. Trey snickered at the two’s banter as she and Deuce headed for Sam’s
shop.
Deuce shrugged. “I’ve never been there. I’ve heard it’s got everything. But that has to be an
exaggeration, right?”
The first thing to snatch Yuu’s attention was a sickly green glow from the hanging lamp dangling
over a royal purple rug. To the left was an old piano fixed between two tables of merchandise. Yuu
wondered if the instrument was for sale, or just part of the decor. Paralleling the door was the main
counter- of which the fashion and style gave allusion to its old age. Atop of it was a periwinkle
sphere with a mist swirling inside. Behind the counter stood tall shelves that nearly touched the
low ceiling, containing various jars and the occasional book. Eclectic beads, torn tapestries of silk,
and faded pictures decorated the walls to the point that Yuu questioned the original color.
The man behind the counter was the most interesting of all. His dark skin was dabbled with white
paint below his eyes, on his chest, and on his arms- although Yuu wondered if that was part of his
organic body or not. A vibrant purple vest buttoned below a much too short burgundy blazer,
stopping at his rib cage. His trousers were of a similar hue, but hidden under a long black apron
tied around his hips with a striped knot. His hair came out in dreads under a tall purple hat with
thick stitching and a skull ornament fixed onto a blood red ribbon.
“This place is amazing,” Deuce gaped, eyes scanning shoppe. “There’s a crystal skull, grimoires-“
he paused, poking at a stuffed creature atop a glass case. “What kind of taxidermy is this?”
“Something about it is just super off-putting.” A devious smirk tugged at her lip. “But I wouldn’t
mind seeing Grim like this.”
“Am I?”
“Are you?”
“Yes, I am.”
He sighed with relief.
“Hey, my lost imps!” The man behind the counter greeted, walking over. His shoes tapped like
bone clack with every step. “How goes it?”
“Good eye! Welcome to Mr. S’s Mystery Shop! What can I do for you today?” He started plucking
his products seemingly from midair. “A charm for uncharted lands? Mummy of an ancient king?
Or how about some cursed tarot cards?”
“Definitely not the tarot,” she blurted, shuffling away from the man.
“Or the mummy,” Deuce agreed. “We’d like the things-“ he pointed, “written here.”
“Some cream and eggs?” Mr. S read off. “What a tantalizing sweet selection! Coming right up!”
Yuu took the time to look at the store’s stock. Clusters of commodities lined the shelves of colorful
compositions. Most of the selection were more quirky or odd items, but there was some merit to
‘it’s got everything’.
Come to think of it, she would have to find somewhere to buy, erm, personal products.
“Sorry ‘bout the wait!” Mr. S apologized, heaving two boxes onto the counter with a grunt.
“They’re a bit heavy! Think you can carry it all? I do have a floating scale for sale. 30% off!”
“And I’ve got two arms for free,” Yuu gibed. “Four if you count his.”
“Okay, okay,” the shopkeeper exulted. “Make sure you come again, little imps! Bye bye now!”
He waved them off with a gloved hand a signature smile. Deuce heaved the box of eggs out the
door, Yuu following with the cream.
“That store was crazy,” Deuce exhaled.
Something caught his blue eyes. “You have those in your world?”
“I think so. I do remember some stuff, y’know.” An unexpected somberness weighted her heart. “I
remember my favorite foods, hobbies, and life skills. I have vague memories of shops or places, but
I don’t have any memories of doing anything at those places. Kinda like dejà vu, but more
specific.” She suddenly found the box in her hands very interesting. “I don’t remember my friends-
if I had them. Or even my family.”
“Maybe a little.” The smile she offered felt painful somehow. “But I have friends now, at least.
Like you, Deuce-kun!”
He smiled. “That box looks heavy. Want me to take it? There’s a trick to it.”
“Kinda.” A nostalgic softness melted on his features. “My mom always got carried away with
sales, so the bag always end up really heavy. Since I’m the only guy at home, it was always up to
me to be the muscle.” He blinked, jerking suddenly. “Oh, um, my bad! I didn’t mean to talk your
ear off!”
“I like to listen,” Yuu assured softly. “You really care about your mom, huh?”
An unexpected pain contorted Deuce’s visage. “Yeah. But I always…” He jolted forward. “Ow!”
A whole carton of eggs crashed onto the cobble, white and yolk splattered like a crime scene.
“Hey, hey,” a snide voice sneered. “Watch where you’re going.”
“Actually,” Yuu cut in, voice firm. “You’re the ones that jumped out from behind the corner.”
“You sayin’ it’s our fault?” The first challenged, prowling closer to Yuu.
Deuce cut him off, wedging himself between the two. “Yes. Please pay for the eggs. And
apologize to the chickens, too.”
“They’re just eggs,” the second delinquent scoffed. “Don’t need to get your knickers in a knot.”
The air cooled into an icy tension. His shoulders laxed into an eerie stillness. Yuu stiffened.
“Excuse me?” Deuce breathed, tone sounding like the whisper of death.
“You can still eat them if you love them so much,” the first one remarked with a cocky smirk even
Yuu wanted to slap off.
“We saved you the trouble of of breaking them!” The second agreed. “You should be thanking us!”
The two broke into a raucous fit of laughter. They sounded like dying crows. Deuce’s arms slowly
tensed, fists curling around the box. Slowly, he lowered the parcel to the ground.
“I said-“ he snapped, towering over his grounded foe, “this ain’t a laughing matter! You listenin’ to
me?!”
Deuce’s eyes were sharpened into icy blades, slicing the hearts of any of those brave enough to
look into them. He grabbed the collar of the second punk, snapping him to his level. He threw a
finger toward the running yolks on the ground.
“See those eggs?! They were going to become a delicious tart to make up for not gettin’ to hatch
into chicks! That makin’ sense to your thick skulls or what?” He let go of him.
The first delinquent rose, rubbing his cheek with a palm, annoyance flaring in his gaze. “What’s
this dude’s problem?”
“If you don’t wanna pay back those eggs you broke.” His knuckles cracked in the tense silence like
a whip. “I hope you’re ready to get your face punched in the same way.”
“This guy’s insane,” the second squeaked. “Let’s get out of here!”
“I beg all the chickens for their forgiveness!” The first cried, already running for the hills. The
second followed in a sprint.
“You better be apologizin’ a hundred times over for the next time you eat eggs!” Deuce yelled
after them.
He blinked. “What?” His eyes widened in horror before he threw his face into his hands, fingers
tangled in his hair. “Oh no! I-I screwed up. I vowed that I’d definitely, definitely become an honors
student this time for sure-!”
He let out a sigh as he straightened his posture. His hand found the back of his neck. “All I ever did
in middle school was screw around. I ditched classes, got into the wrong crowd, and bleached my
hair to death. Even rode my Blastcycle all over the place.” He sneered darkly to himself. “I was a
terrible person . I even used my Magic to control those who couldn’t use it. People like you .”
Yuu stared at the boy before her. The same young man that put those punks in their place was
haunted by the ghost of the past- the ghost that was his own guilt.
He chuckled without mirth. “One night, I saw my mom hiding away in tears calling my
grandmother.” His voice grew tight, “‘Did I raise him wrong? Would it be better if his dad was
around?’ She,” he swallowed thickly, “blamed herself. None of it was her fault. It was all me . So
when the Carriage came for me from a prestigious school, for the first time in I don’t even know
when, she was smiling- for me .” A faint smile graced his lips, though Yuu found no relief in it. “I
swore I’d never make her cry again. This time, I’m going to be a diligent student she can be proud
of. And then I do this-“
“Y’know,” Yuu cut him off gently. “That sounds like a lot of pressure.”
“You don’t have to grin and bear everything.” She made a fist. “Hands are pretty neat, y’know?
You can pound people with them-“ she relaxed her palm and took his hand gently, although she
fumbled with the weight of her box in her free arm “-or offer it to someone else. There’s a time and
place for both, right? I think a really honor able student like you knows that.
His blue eyes went wide, mouth slightly open in a gape. The setting sun made the sapphire blues
twinkle like the sea at dusk. After a moment, a relaxed smile rested on his face. “You’re really
something else, Yuu-kun.”
“Eh. Makes up for my lack of Magic.”
He chuckled, a genuine smile reaching ear to ear. “Oh well. May those baby chicks rest in peace.”
“Oh, um,” she felt awkward saying it, but someone needed to educate this poor boy, “those eggs
were unfertilized so they wouldn’t have hatched.”
*also ups the Age Rating for Overblot and this Chapter*
From Your Favorite Senpai
Chapter Summary
He opened his mouth to protest, but then conceded with a nod. “Fine. Keep an eye on
the kouhais.”
Chapter Notes
“Did something happen while you two were out shopping?” Ace asked as the two washed their
hands.
“Okayyy then. You do that.” A yawn interrupted his thoughts. “I gotta say, though, baking is
exhausting.”
Yuu snorted. It was true, of course- particularly if you put a lot of thought into decor. But as
exhausted as she was, she already claimed her prize: photos. She had taken many pictures of her
two friends, and even some with Trey. Her favorites? Ace covered in powder sugar like he was
dipped in the thing, and Deuce forlornly cracking eggs. She sent those to Cater.
Speaking of, as if on cue, her ginger senpai waltzed in. “Is the tart done?“ Immediately, he
whipped out his phone when he caught glimpse of the dessert. “The decorations are super cute!
Mega Magicammable!”
“I wanted to see my kouhais workings hard! You all look exhausted, by the way.” He took a snap
of that, too.
“They’ve been working hard,” Trey agreed. “Things you’re not used to can tire you out. But the
best thing for that?” He turned around, three slices of Mont Blanc laid on a plate. “Sugar.”
“Don’t tell me you came just to eat the tart,” Yuu teased.
She opened her mouth to fire back with something, only for a piece of tart to be shoved into her
mouth.
Yuu rolled the piece in her mouth, tasting as the flavors melted into her mouth. “So good.”
“This is amazing,” Deuce agreed, eyes as wide as a saucer’s. “Tastes like store-bought.”
“The what?” The greenette’s brows furrowed in confusion. “Oh. The thing.”
Trey skipped over Yuu, looking straight at his dorm mates. “What are your favorite foods?”
“Cherry pie and hamburgers,” Ace answered confidently. Yuu gagged at the idea.
“You like it spicy?” Yuu cut in. “Never would have guessed.”
He giggled in response.
“ Or. Not and ,” he corrected. “Eck. Now I know why you gagged.”
Yuu contemplated for a moment before deciding: “I don’t have a favorite. There are too many
options.”
“Oh, right, that.” He pushed up his glasses with his finger, a sheen of light hitting his specs. “Paint
the Roses Red.”
Ace scooped another bite into his mouth. His warm eyes widened in surprise. “Hm?” He slowly
chewed it before inhaling another bite. “Mmm! ‘Vis Mon’ B’ln- b’ ‘as’es ‘k ftherty p’!”
“Isn’t it fun?” Cater laughed. “I bet if you did this while having tea with a girl, she’d be
impressed.”
Deuce finally took a bite, eyes sparkling. “It’s amazing. Is changing the flavor your unique Magic,
Trey-senpai?”
“To be more specific,” the senpai answered, “I can overwrite any component. Taste, color, scent,
things like that. It does have a time limit, though.”
“That’s incredible,” Yuu agreed. “But I’m very happy with my Mont Blanc as-is.”
A sad smile graced his face. “It’s nothing compared to the Dorm Leader’s Magic. He’s on another
level.”
“I rather have cherry pie flavored anything than this Off-With-Your-Head nonsense,” Ace
disagreed.
Trey barked a laugh. “Anyway! It’s getting late. We can give him the tart tomorrow. It is the
Unbirthday Party, so don’t be late.”
“Cool! Guess I’m crashing with Yuu-kun again!” Ace decided with a smile. “Since my senpais
won’t let me into the dorm.”
“I can come, too, if you want,” Deuce offered. “To keep an eye on him.”
He opened his mouth to protest, but then conceded with a nod. “Fine. Keep an eye on the kouhais.”
The twilight sky had long faded into a dusky hue by the time they arrived at Ramshackle. Grim
was undoubtedly asleep, Yuu realized, once she opened the door.
“I can’t wait to get this stupid collar off,” Ace sighed as he waltzed inside.
“I bet,” Cater laughed. “Hey, Yun-Yun, where’s your restroom?”
“You cool with burritos?” Yuu asked, typing an apron around her neck. “I need to use up some
rice.”
“I mean, I’m making myself dinner. If you want to starve, go for it.”
Yuu thought for a moment as she got out the meat. She didn’t trust either of them around knives as
far as she could throw them (which, for the record, wasn’t far)- or even the stove. “I got this. But if
you want to do dishes after, I won’t stop you.”
“I can do that!”
He muttered under his breath as he rummaged through the cabinets to find the grater.
Cater returned in his uniform pajamas- although the top was unbuttoned to reveal a sleeveless shirt
beneath. His ginger hair was pulled back into a messy bun, his diamond-shaped marking gone.
“Sorry for the wait, Yun-Yun. Ooh! Something smells good! What’s on the menu, m’dudes?”
“Are you good with knives?” Yuu asked, eyes fixed on the stove.
It was kinda nice cooking together like this, Yuu decided. Ace and Deuce argued with each other
as always, but the exhaustion from the day kept their voices down. It was familiar, in some way.
Maybe she had a big family before this? She wasn’t sure.
The time went by fast before she plated the burritos and served them.
“We’re out of milk, so water for all.” She set down the cups.
“This looks really good, Yun-Yun,” Cater hummed, taking a quick picture.
“Eh? Oh it’s a bit sore from bending down all day. I’ll get it off tomorrow so who- where are you
going?”
Yuu ducked into her bathroom with a slight skip as she turned into the room. Everything was as
she left it. If she didn’t know her senpai had used it, she wouldn’t have guessed. She bent down to
the cabinet under the sink.
Beside the familiar round tub was a foreign, plastic parcel. Maybe something of Grim’s?
How-
These were-
Tampons .
Cater, over the years, had become a master of body language. He could fake it, read it,
and more. If he were more serious, he’d guess it was some sort of trauma response.
But it was helpful, at least.
I’m right.
A soft smirk tugged at his lip. He needed to calm her down. “Do you want to talk
outside? The weather’s nice.”
Chapter Notes
All of your responses to the last chapter made me smile so hard!! I love you all!!
((Also, those not in the know, Cater is more laid back when it’s just him. Check Pt2 of
his Ceremonial Robes SR Vignette. So. He’s more serious here.))
He couldn’t pinpoint exactly when it ‘clicked’. Maybe it was when they met, or when he teasingly
asked Yuu what his type was, but he realized something:
In a way, she reminded him of his sisters- the better parts at least.
But his sisters were older than him. He was the object of their teasing and borderline abuse. They
didn’t need him.
But Yuu?
“Cool! Guess I’m crashing with Yuu-kun again!” Ace declared with a haughty smile. “Since my
senpais won’t let me into the dorm.”
He had forgotten that they bunked together-
“I can come, too, if you want,” Deuce offered. “To keep an eye on him.”
And there was no way he was letting two boys alone with a girl. Not on his watch.
He spun around to ask the Vice for permission. “Trey-kun, you cool with that?”
He met his gaze, squinting ever so slightly. It was an unsaid plea. A code between the two of them
they had conjured courtesy of Riddle’s rule.
Say yes .
Trey opened his mouth to argue, but then conceded with a nod. “Fine. Keep an eye on the
kouhais.”
————-
“Yuu-kun,” Ace whined, “can’t I just crash in the bed with you? You’re tiny!”
“Watch me.”
“I’ve got an idea!” Cater chimed in. “Yun-Yun, this is an old dorm building, right? How about we
dust off one of the beds? I can help!”
“I’d rather not be blamed for two grumpy freshmen,” he laughed. “It’d kill the vibe.”
“I guess it’s only fair since we’re here,” Ace conceded in a grunt. “You fed us and everything.”
“There’s one room with two beds,” Yuu suggested. “I just did the laundry before we left this
morning, so the linen’s already in there. Just text me when you two are done.“
“Yeah, yeah.” Ace sighed as he turned down the hall where she pointed. Deuce followed.
Should he bring it up? Is there anything to bring up? Maybe she didn’t even see the package. Or
maybe he was just wrong. If Yuu rejected it, then he could play it off as a joke- that was the plan
at least. It’d be a jerk move, but he’d take the fall if needed.
He met her gaze. Her brow furrowed, and her hands rung into her shirt- which dwarfed her in size
like a curtain. Her shoulders scrunched halfway to her ears.
Cater, over the years, had become a master of body language. He could fake it, read it, and more.
If he were more serious, he’d guess it was some sort of trauma response. But it was helpful, at
least.
I’m right.
A soft smirk tugged at his lip. He needed to calm her down. “Do you want to talk outside? The
weather’s nice.”
“Oh, sure.”
He held the door for her before following her out onto the porch. He knew when they walked in,
but the boards were so rickety that they creaked with every step. Maybe the ghost rumors were
true.
Cater was greeted by the gentle breeze of the night air. It nipped at his lungs like the winter crisp,
warming his nose and cheeks with internal heat. His ears and nape of his neck chilled. He never
thought about it before, but the lack of dorm mates and general functionality of Ramshackle meant
the outside world was even dimmer- if it weren’t for the stars.
Cater liked the stars. They were one of the things that his phone camera couldn’t capture the
majesty of. It made the night sky more dazzling, more fleeting.
“It’s beautiful out here,” Cater commented with a breath.
“I like to sit out here sometimes with a cup of coffee and finish my homework,” she smiled
wistfully. “The sunrise is incredible.“
“I can imagine. I’ll have to check it out tomorrow before I head back to Heartslabyul.”
They were on a time limit. Ace and Deuce’s bickering may regularly slow them down, but he
needed to kill the elephant in the room before they sorted themselves out.
She couldn’t make eye contact, and the hem of her shirt threaded through her fingers. That
wouldn’t work.
“I have two older sisters,” he answered with a smile. “You have a similar vibe.”
She sighed, playing with the tufts of her hair. Cater did wonder why she cut it so short. It was a
similar length to Riddle’s. There were plenty of other guys in the school with long hair- like
himself.
She rubbed her arms. “I don’t want to be expelled. I’m already on thin ice.”
“Yeah, it’d be kinda awkward. But Crowley probably knows. He also can’t legally get rid of you.”
“Legally?”
“Yep.” He laughed. “But I don’t blame you for keeping it on the down-low. I don’t think you’d
want that kind of popularity. But if you do decide to tell, let me know.”
“You’re not going to tell anyone?” Her genuine shock lowkey offended him.
She’s cute.
I’ve written this chapter three times. This is the best I can do- sorry guys!
Party Crashers
Chapter Summary
Trey power-walked to the Tea Garden. Cater flanked his left, while Yuu and the other
freshmen followed behind. In the clearing, round white tables grouped together with
various quirky decorative pieces atop. Lights and flags strung branch to branch, and
pink lawn flamingos stuck out of the ground. It looked like someone went shopping at
the dollar store with a blindfold and came out with… this.
Chapter Notes
Hi I never understood why Deuce and Yuu went down with Ace’s sinking ship.
Okay two in a row was weird. Yuu rubbed her eyes, trying to remember her dream. Something
like….
And three men- all wearing masquerade masks. They were not dissimilar to Crowley’s in style, but
they were white with red embellishments. Each mask’s intricate designs differed from the other-
one sporting a heart motif, another a diamond, and lastly a clubs. The figures themselves weren’t
distinguishable, or maybe she couldn’t remember those details.
It ended in a massacre.
“Good morning, Yun-yun!” Cater greeted with a smile, walking in. He was already dressed in his
Dorm uniform, with his hair pulled back in its usual way and a diamond painted on his cheek.
“Mornin’ Cater-kun,” she yawned. “What time is it?” She didn’t see his mouth twitch in a smile.
“Too early,” he laughed. “I need to head out, though to finish preparing for today. Are you
coming?”
“I don’t see why not! It’s not against any rules. And even if it was, you can’t use Magic anyway so
it’d be kinda pointless for Riddle-san to-“ he made a slicing motion over his throat. She shuddered.
“I was hoping you’d say that! I wanted to get some pics of you there!”
“Can I get you breakfast before you leave?” She asked, stretching as she stood.
“I’ll get something when I get back.” He smiled with a wink. “Don’t worry.”
“If I find out you skipped it, I’ll ask Riddle-san to behead you.” A playful smirk betrayed her
words.
Yuu was honestly touched by her senpai’s kindness. She didn’t ask for it, nor did she deserve it, but
he extended it to her all the same. And it was nice having someone she could be more honest with.
“I’m working on that now.” She checked the time. “I should have time to get some ingredients. I’m
craving omelettes.”
As annoying as Grim could be, she had to admit he could be useful. Help didn’t come cheap, but
tuna was something she could get. She made a mad dash for Mr. S’ before getting to work on
breakfast.
There was something festive in the air at Heartslabyul. Unbirthday or not, it did have the energy of
a party. Ace and Deuce wore their Dorm Uniform, while Yuu was left with her regular one. Cater,
the saint, left them with her to save time. She didn’t have a Dorm Uniform to wear either way, but
she felt underdressed all the same.
He hummed for a moment. “Yeah I’m not buying it. What’s up?”
Curse it all.
“Oh.” Ace nodded. “Yeah I get that. But you’re not part of Heartslabyul, so Riddle-san won’t
care.”
“I’m not worried about that,” she sighed. “I just feel kinda plain standing next to you two.”
“We’ll just have to get you something to wear for next time. Don’t sweat it, though.”
“Next time? You’re planning on breaking even more rules?”
Yuu looked on ahead to see the figure finishing the last rose. Did we not finish them?
The aforementioned ginger turned around with a bright smile. “Hey hey! I’ve been waiting!”
“Nah, you’re not.” He turned away to yell, “hey, me! Our kouhais are here!”
Coming from the distance, another Cater cantered to them from the dormitory building. “Sorry for
the wait!”
“Th-there are two Caters?” Deuce stuttered, frantically looking between the two gingers.
“There’s gotta be some way to tell them apart,” Yuu muttered, leaning very very close to Cater B.
“Yun-Yun, I know you can’t get enough of me,” B teased with a wink. “But please back up a
step?”
“They’re clones,” Cater A reminded. “So any clone I make is a human, too. But once I ‘fold’, I can
absorb any memories the clone had.”
“That sounds like a dream,” Ace sighed wistfully. “You can just get a clone to do the things you
don’t want to do.”
Yuu shot the Caters a smirk. “I’m suddenly feeling very inspired to host a horror movie night.”
Cater A waved his pen, and B disintegrated into a bunch of 4 of Diamonds. As the cards hit the
ground, they erupted into sparkling dust.
He grabbed Yuu’s arm and pulled her a bit to him, making her nearly trip. “Yuu-kun’s feeling
kinda weird about what he’s wearing. Can’t Trey-senpai use his Unique Magic or whatever to
overwrite that kinda thing?”
Yuu’s eyes grew wide. Turns out, Ace can be kind. Tsundere.
“You’ve stuck out your neck for me,” Ace grumbled, looking away, and hand finding his nape. “I
can at least make sure you’re comfortable in your own skin.”
Lo and behold, Cater returned with a fedora-wearing Trey. “I have two minutes before Riddle-kun
comes. What do you need?”
Grim’s bow blossomed with checkered red and black. As for Yuu?
If you asked Cater, she rocked the Heartslabyul uniform. Deuce would willingly agree, but Ace
would deny it.
“Thank you, Trey-senpai!” She beamed, tapping the boot toe on the ground.
Trey power-walked to the Tea Garden. Cater flanked his left, while Yuu and the other freshmen
followed behind. In the clearing, round white tables grouped together with various quirky
decorative pieces atop. Lights and flags strung branch to branch, and pink lawn flamingos stuck
out of the ground. It looked like someone went shopping at the dollar store with a blindfold and
came out with… this.
They arrived in the nick of time. As soon as they got in place, the other Heartslabyul students
began to chant:
“Make way for our leader! The Crimson Ruler! Dorm Leader Riddle!”
Out strutted Riddle Rosehearts. His dorm uniform was far more regal than the others’. His coat
flared at the bottom like pulled drapes, trailing into a pseudo-skirt in the rear embroidered with
various shapes. The sleeves of the coat reached halfway to his forearm before being dramatically
collared by crimson. Black gloves bloomed out of the sleeves. Over his left shoulder was a large
black cape with a scarlet underbelly that reached the ground. The front of such a dramatic piece
boasted a white rose dipped with red toward the top. The sash that normally rested on the hip
wrapped around Riddle’s tiny waist tying into a red award-styled ribbon with the letter ‘H’ etched
into it. Across his chest was a checkered band cutting over the two-toned heart. His trousers were
an ivory color that plunged into thigh-high boots. The footwear themselves had metal hearts prying
away mid-thigh. The main body appeared to be made of a black leather, which pointed into flower-
shaped tips. The golden heels added a few extra inches to Riddle’s short stature. To finish the look,
he wore rosy eye shadow, was topped with a small crown.
“The roses are red,” he mused with a satisfied smile, “and the tablecloths are white. A perfect
Unbirthday Party. Very good.” He spared Trey a glance. “You made sure the dormouse is in the
tea pot, correct?”
“Of course.” Trey bowed ever so slightly. “The jam to put on its nose, should the occasion arise, is
also at the ready.”
“Wonderful.”
“Before the croquet match,” Riddle continued, “a toast.” He raised a teacup in the air. The rest of
the dorm mimicked the gesture. “On this day which no one’s birthday lands, I toast to this
Unbirthday party! Cheers!”
Ace visibly gulped as he made his way to the belle of the ball. “Excuse me? Dorm leader?”
Even Yuu admitted the short king was intimidating in this setting. The whole thing looked…
familiar.
“Oh?” Something glinted in Riddle’s silvers. “I’m curious. What kind of tart?”
“It is a Mont Blanc!” He radiated with confidence. “Made with only the freshest chestnuts!”
Slowly, Riddle’s pale visage was painted red with fury. “Unbelievable!”
Riddle seethed, “Laws of the Queen of Hearts #562: One must never bring a Mont Blanc to an
Unbirthday party! This is a grave violation- downright defilement ! How could you do something
like this? You’ve completely ruined a perfect Unbirthday party!”
“562?” Deuce echoed in a shaky breath. “Just how many rules are there?!”
Riddle’s eyes pierced like an arrow tip through his heart. “There are 810. I have every single one
memorized.” He took a step forward, sending shockwaves down Ace’s spine. “What kind of dorm
leader would I be if I didn’t?”
He paled. “We’re screwed.” His eyes went to his green-haired classmate. “Trey-kun? Did you
know?”
“I’ve only committed the first 350 to memory,” he admitted grimly. “I completely underestimated
the severity of these rules.”
Riddle’s wrath blazed. “I cannot simply close my eyes to this matter!” His teeth ground together as
he hissed, “Trey-kun! Cater-kun! Dispose of the tart, and throw this rule breaker out !”
“H-Hey!” Ace stammered. “Aren’t you just making rules up at this point?”
Trey bowed deeply, fedora held to his chest in a clenched fist. “My deepest apologies, Dorm
Leader. I was the one who suggested we make a Mont Blanc. The fault is mine.”
Cater took a step forward. “Yeah! We didn’t think there’d be a rule for something like that!”
“The fact that you made it isn’t the problem!” Riddle hissed. “It’s that you brought it here- today!”
He stomped his foot. “Right now!” And again. “That is the issue!”
“Did you say, idiotic?” He challenged in a breath that sent shivers down Yuu’s spine.
“Cool your jets!” Cater cut in, stepping between Riddle and Ace. “Riddle-san, he’s a new student
that’s still learning the ropes.”
A mirthless smirk tugged at Riddle’s mouth. “You’ve got some nerve talking back to me.” He
turned to the crowd. “Listen well. All of you. Even breaking insignificant rules leads to huge
problems.”
It sounds personal.
“Throwing out a whole tart because of that rule is idiotic!” Ace hissed.
Riddle responded in an eerie chill. “In the year that I’ve been dorm leader, not one student from
Heartslabyul has gotten held back or expended. Do you know why that is?” He put a hand to his
chest, fingers sprawled. “It is because of my rules! It is because of me who upholds them, and
ensures you do the same! All you have to do is follow my rules without talking back!”
“I’m not cutting off your heads because I want to,” Riddle insisted earnestly. “It’s because I care
about you.”
Yuu took a step forward. Even if Riddle cut off her head, it wouldn’t matter. She was Magic-less.
Riddle’s glare was sharper than a sword’s blade. “The rules are there for a reason.”
“Rules are made to protect people. But as far as I can see?” She flung a hand out, gesturing to the
crowd. “You’re hurting everyone else.”
Sorry, Chenya.
Overblot
Chapter Summary
Yeah honestly Yuu had no idea. She had no real reason to butt in, or stake in the
matter. This was none of her business. This was Ace’s fight.
Chapter Notes
Yeah honestly Yuu had no idea. She had no real reason to butt in, or stake in the matter. This was
none of her business. This was Ace’s fight.
No one rose to object. Instead, the queen continued her tyranny unchallenged. The Diamond was
daunted, the Clubs was quiet, the Ace aphonic, and the Spades subjected to silence.
Riddle’s sharp silvers slipped into a slicing scowl. “Everything I do is out of love! Don’t you all
see that?!”
“What do you know about me?!” Riddle hissed. “What gives you the right, prefect?! You
shouldn’t even be here!” He whipped his head to Cater and Trey. “Cater-kun! Trey-kun! Why
haven’t you thrown him out?!”
“I’ve had enough!” The crimson ruler spat. “Off with your head!”
A demanding weight shackled itself around Yuu’s neck. She staggered forward, the metal menace
strapped like a noose.
A pained smirk twisted her lip. “Hey, Riddle-senpai, I hate to break it to you but-“ something
popped “-that won’t work on me.”
“H-He hit him in the face with a beautiful right hook!” Grim yowled in shock.
Riddle held his cheek with a gloved hand, eyes wide in horror. Yuu stood tall, undaunted by the
onlookers’ terror.
“You… hit me ?”
“…. Heh.”
The crowd froze. Riddle’s quiet chuckling crescendoed in a thunderous cackle.
“ Enough ?! What gives you the right to make that decision?! Are you trying to overthrow me
now?! “
“N-Never!”
“I see how it is!” He crowed mirthlessly. “I should have known you would betray me in the end!”
“Do you even here yourself?” Yuu jeered. “You sound crazy!”
Riddle lunged forward, scepter manifesting in-hand. Yuu didn’t flinch, ready for whatever hit her.
Nothing came. Yuu stared at Riddle as he lurched forward, stopping halfway. His chest heaved,
stiffly suspended. His arms dangled forward. His crimson hair hung over his eyes.
He was still.
“R-Riddle-senpai?”
Black ooze leaked from his mouth. It offended like blood, but looked like ink. The plashet bled to
his boots before the tusche engulfed his body in black magma. The foul stench of burning blood
and melting flesh defiled the air. Yuu gagged on the taste. She found herself jerked backward and
her back met Ace’s chest.
Riddle’s voice cracked and whimpered. The blots mottled his body, melting his gloves and sleeves
like acid. His skin turned ashen white. Roses tainted by the ink ruffled around his hips. His elegant
suit and cape tore like flesh at the ends, tendrils of cards flaring down like an exposed ribcage. Out
of his neck, metal knives sprouted from his neck in an agonizing cry. Branding his throat was a
heart-shaped burn. He threw his face in his hands, a sob wracking his body. The golden crown on
his head melted into his eyes like molten glass. Lastly, his shadow itself warped and took shape
into a phantom creature with cracked, glass face oozing with black blood.
The Heartslabyul students made a mad dash for it. They broke through the hedges with haste
before chunks of the lawn lifted into the air. The roots mangled into themselves.
The ground was unstable. The sky bled red. The clouds breathed billows of smoke.
The trees.
The roses.
The tables.
Everything .
“ Off with your heads !” Riddle shrieked. His voice was like a wheezing banshee.
Steel collars clamped down on Cater’s, Trey’s, Grim’s, and Deuce’s necks. Deuce grunted in pain,
hands flying to it on instinct. Cater wheezed at the weight. Trey grimaced.
The feline didn’t need to be told twice to get the heck out of there. Collar or not. Riddle didn’t
bother to pursue, far more invested in the others.
The collars on their necks flaked into pieces of paper. Yuu took a deep breath she desperately
needed.
“Trey-senpai’s Spell must have overridden Riddle-senpai’s,” Yuu muttered, rubbing her throat.
“That’s a total cheap move,” Cater laughed lightly. “You still have some surprises, eh, Trey-kun?”
“I can’t hold it for long when he’s like this,” Trey wheezed painfully, arms outstretched and tense
like he was holding open a door. “His Magic is too strong.”
He plucked a rose tree from the ground before swinging it like a bat at Trey. He braced for impact,
only for nothing to happen. Yuu’s eyes darted to Cater, whose pen pointed to the limb.
“Caul-“ a massive metal pot crashed down on Riddle. Yuu snorted a laugh.
Cater couldn’t find the humor. “D-Deucy? What are you doing?”
“Oops-“
“We just need to wear him down,” Cater explained hastily, shooting down some diamond-tipped
arrows with a Spell.
He cringed.
“I’ll lure him out!” she volunteered. “Cater-sanpai, think you can clone yourself a few times? We
can barrage him!”
“I’ll need some cover! Ace-kun, think you can help me?”
“Yeah, yeah!” The red-head leaped over a swinging tree and nearly crashed into Cater.
That he could do. Icy blasts snowed in on Riddle like a blizzard. It kept him busy, at least. Ace
followed through with fire from afar.
The Cater brigade continued in the onslaught. The real one was ducked behind a bush, body
trembling from the exertion. Deuce’s fingertips started to frost, and Ace’s palms were scorched.
But Riddle was slowing down. He was getting tired- even in that state. But exhaustion led to
desperation. Shockwaves rattled the ground in violent tremors. Debris rocketed into the sky.
He needs a target. Surrounding him wasn’t the best idea, huh?
“Hey, Riddle-senpai! Some Unbirthday party this is! I wonder how many rules you’re breaking in
your tantrum?!”
“ THAT IS ENOUGH! ”
A giant Club came down on her like a gavel. She rolled under a tree. It splintered under the weight
like a toothpick. She rolled. Yuu shrieked in pain as her leg snapped.
“Trey!” Yuu screeched, curling over her knee. “How you feeling about the rose color?”
“I think now would be a good time to paint the roses !” Trey cried back.
Everything stopped.
Hi yes I changed Riddle’s dialogue QUITE a bit. Even with my playthrough, and
cross-referencing translations, the “I am the law” mindset never really made sense to
me. So! I decided to tweak it to a warped sense of love. This will be explored a bit
more in a chapter or two!
A Canvas of Color
Chapter Summary
That hour was full of color. If his life was a lifeless campus, every day Trey and
Chenya brought more paint. He looked forward to every day so he could see them
again. He savored it. Every second.
Chapter Notes
He was always so lonely. His days were scheduled, number, and a dull gray. But that was ok. His
mother loved him.
“Happy birthday, Riddle,” his mother had cooed gently. “Your cake this year is low-sugar, made
with almond flour, soy milk, and lecithin to make you smarter.”
“Thank you, Mother.” He had meant it, too. “But, um….” He blurted it out. “I’d like to try a
strawberry tart just once!”
“Riddle, dearest. I don’t think you know what you’re suggesting.” Her tone was sweet as ever, yet
even then it dripped with venom. “Such a mound of sugar is practically poison.” She offered a
smile as slick as a snake. “I’m saying this because I love you, you know that?”
“I love you, too.” His slowly crumbling posture went unnoticed. “What’s for dinner?”
“Tuna sauté with plenty docasahexaconic and eicosapentaenoic acids.” Her smile was like knife.
“At age eight,” she mused to herself, “your ideal caloric intake should be within 600kcl or so. So
don’t eat more than 100 grams, okay?”
His smile felt painful, arguing with his mouth. “Yes, Mother.”
“Let’s end your classical Magic studies here for today,” his mother decided. “Make sure to review
the next 50 pages of your philosophy book before tomorrow. For now, use this hour for self-study
before your Alchemy lesson. I have an errand to run, so I’ll be back by then. I love you.”
That was his life. Routine, clockwork, and grayscales all worked in tandem to create his drab life. It
was lonely, and it was small, but his mother loved him. What more could he ask for?
Riddle’s still world had cracked. He opened his window, letting the light pour in. “Who are you?”
“I-I can’t.” The words burned in his throat like acid. “Now is my self-study time. I have to keep
studying.“
“Self-study means you get to pick what you study!” Chenya laughed freely. “My grand-paw says
playing is a kind of study, too!”
Was it?
“Will you come down?” Trey asked. “Just for a little while?”
That hour was full of color. If his life was a lifeless campus, every day Trey and Chenya brought
more paint. He looked forward to every day so he could see them again. He savored it. Every
second.
He wanted-
Riddle’s eyes went wide. He was probably meeting her gaze, as per the rules, but he couldn’t
remember the face she was making.
All he could recall was the disappointment that radiated from her.
“You deceived me, Riddle! You’ve been using this hour to skip on your valuable studies! I bet
those two troublemakers pressured you!”
They didn’t-
“I shouldn’t have given you so much free time,” she lamented in a sigh. “I need to keep a closer
eye on you.”
She didn’t say it any more after that day. He had almost forgotten what those three words sounded
like.
Even if it’s just for a day, I want to spend all day playing and eat tarts. I want to make lots and lots
of friends!
Tell me, Mother, what rules do I have to follow to make you love me again?!
Riddle shot up with a start. Labored breaths wracked his frame at a quick pace like the choppy
waves of the rapids.
“Trey-kun?” He blinked a few times. He found him sitting on the edge of the bed. “Where am I?”
“The infirmary.”
Panic rose in his chest. That couldn’t be right. “What did I…”
“There’s no need to worry about that right now. You need to rest.”
Trey’s mouth formed a thin line. “Yeah. Everyone’s okay, though. Cater-kun’s a bit tired from
using Split Card too much, but he’ll be better in the morning. He’s resting in his room. Yuu-kun
got the worst of it.”
Shame weighed down on his tiny shoulders. Guilt gripped his heart with its relentless claws. His
fingers curled into the sheets. “I ruined everything . I broke so many rules…” a mirthless chuckle
escaped his lips. “Y’know I wanted to eat that Mont Blanc? A-and the roses were fine white! And
the flamingos look good in pink! I l-like honey in my tea more than sugar, a-and speaking of tea-“
a sob broke through “- I like milk better than l-lemon!”
The boy threw himself into Trey’s chest, fingers curling into his shirt. Labored sobs wracked
Riddle’s entire body with relentless force. Cracks and whines splintered the sounds. Trey was
stunned in silence.
Trey’s hand found Riddle’s back, gently rubbing circles into it. The red-head pressed himself in
further. “I’m sorry, too.”
“I saw you were suffering- I knew you were. But I let you suffer alone. I didn’t do anything. You
were right. I don’t have a spine when it comes to you, Riddle-kun.”
He shook his head, offering a gentle smile. “We both messed up. But y’know something, Riddle-
kun?”
He blinked up at him.
Pain shot up her leg. Not the best wake-up alarm, in her opinion. Effective, sure, but she wanted to
snooze that sucker. But banging on a busted kneecap would probably be even worse.
“Yep! The headmaster was so surprised- and I had nothing to do with it! Grim the Great’s glory
will wait for another day.” He purred to himself.
“I got Headmaster Crowley, like you said to. When we got back, everything was a mess! Even
worse than this place! Cater-senpai’s clones were disappearing, and he was losing his lunch behind
a bush. Ace-kun and Deuce-kun were huddled over you like a pair of vultures. The Headmaster
ordered Ace-kun to take Cater-senpai to the infirmary, Trey-senpai took Riddle-senpai, and Deuce-
kun carried you. We moved you and Cater-senpai back to your rooms after so you could rest.”
“You were in the worst shape. What else can you expect from someone without Magic?”
“Gee, Grim. Thanks.” She pulled her phone from her pocket before taking a quick selfie.
Yuu: [image attached]
Yuu: [I live]
Yuu: [jk]
Cay-Cay: [lol]
She chuckled. He was clearly still worn out. She’d healthily ghost him for now, she decided.
“Oh! Deuce-kun is downstairs! I may be amazing, but there are some things I’m physically limited
in. You humans are too tall.”
Yuu slumped in her bed. If her leg hurt so bad now, how bad did it look? How bad was it before?
Why send Deuce with her? Probably because he was physically stronger than Ace, right?
She didn’t have long to her thoughts before a familiar bluenette stumbled in. He was still in his
Heartslabyul dorm uniform, but the jacket was long gone, leaving a black collared shirt. His spade
marking was rubbed off.
“You’re okay!”
“Yep!” She beamed. “Not fantastic, but I’m alive!”
“Want to sit?”
He slowly lowered himself onto the bed, careful not to touch her.
His eyes flew wide with panic. His shoulders bunched, and his hand raised in surprise. “U-uh,
no?!”
He groaned in defeat. “I wanted to, but then I remembered what you said. About knowing when to
throw a punch.”
“Yeahhhh that probably wasn’t the best timing on my part,” she admitted sheepishly. “I need to
work on my form.”
“Can’t say I have. I kinda just snapped for a moment.” She sighed. “I should practice what I
preach.”
“I could teach you, if you want,” Deuce offered. “A-after your leg is healed, of course!”
“That sounds like fun.” She nodded to herself. “If you don’t mind.”
“Never.” He beamed.
He held out a closed fist. She returned it with a smile. They fist bumped each other lightly before
Yuu put her hand down.
Deuce snorted, relating to the sentiment. His phone buzzed in his pocket. Based on his look, Yuu
could get who it was.
“Ace-kun asked if you were feeling okay enough for him to stop by.”
He nodded. “Okay”
Pause.
Pause.
“But what kind of food do you want?”
“You pick.”
“Omurice?”
He groaned, sitting up in his bed. He would get nowhere sulking. Even if it was
against the rules (though he wasn’t sure), he doubted that even Riddle would have the
balls to scold him after that Unbirthday party fiasco. He just needed to clear his head.
Yeah and that did not work out. As he opened the door, the red twerp stood in front of
him. He really was tiny without the heels.
Ace arrived in a glory likened to a saint. And by that, Yuu would mean he brought food. And apple
juice.
“How are ya holding up?” Ace asked, setting down the to-go box in her lap.
“I think so.”
“According to the school nurse,” Deuce cut in, “Yuu-kun’s supposed to swing by the infirmary
every other day for some extra healing.”
“A crime against humanity.” She shook her head sadly. “I don’t have a copy of it, though. Maybe
Mr. S does?”
“He did have some interesting things in his shop,” Deuce mused.
“I’ll have to ask once I can actually move,” Yuu decided. “Until then-“ she took a bite of her
omurice.
The three ate in comfortable silence, occasionally making a quick conversation. Grim even joined
in with a grilled cheese Ace grabbed for him.
“Hey, Yuu-kun?” Ace eventually spoke up, voice more hushed than usual.
“Thanks for doing all of that.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “I mean that.”
“Eh. It’ll heal. I am kinda bummed about it, though. I was about to deep clean this entire place but
I guess that’ll have to wait.”
“Well, the last time I was supposed to have help, help bailed.” Ace rolled his eyes at the jab.
“Way to make a guy feel guilty,” he huffed. Though his tone was light, something less jovial
nipped at his words.
Ace sighed. The hour was late. The day had been long. Riddle had been awfully quiet, despite have
returning to the dorm hours ago with Trey. Exhaustion weighed him down.
And yet, he couldn’t sleep. He felt awful about what had happened. Yuu was only dragged into the
mess because of him. And with the statue, he didn’t exactly help. Even worse, he ditched. And
now? Yuu’s leg was broken because of him. And he kept smiling and joking like it was no big
deal!
He groaned, sitting up in his bed. He would get nowhere sulking. Even if it was against the rules
(though he wasn’t sure), he doubted that even Riddle would have the balls to scold him after that
Unbirthday party fiasco. He just needed to clear his head.
Yeah and that did not work out. As he opened the door, the red twerp stood in front of him. He
really was tiny without the heels.
“For everything.” He straightened slightly. “It is in our dorm’s nature to uphold and apply certain
rules. I firmly believed that that would be my best option of expressing my care and love for my
dorm, too. I suppose even a warm embrace can be suffocating, as the proverb says.”
Ace paused, looking over his Dorm Leader. He shrunk in on his already petite stature. His short
hair ruffled in surprising unkemptness, and his pale eyes were a puffy pink.
He’s trying.
He sighed. “It’s okay. Sorry for eating your tart. Wanna call it even?”
A smile tugged at Riddle’s face, but his words were as formal as ever: “If that is well with you,
please.”
“Sounds good.”
He opened his mouth to protest, based on his scowl, but sighed instead, “I suppose there is no harm
in it. Is something bothering you, Ace-kun?”
“I terribly regret my actions.” Earnest weighted his words. “Especially during my Overblot. I have
no excuse for it. I’ve already spoken with the others and you, but there is one person I’ve yet to
talk to.” He paused. “Yuu-kun was seriously injured because of me. How can express to him that I
care in a way he’d understand?”
“A way he understands?”
“My tight grip on the reins has only proven to hurt those I love most. And as Yuu-kun is not in
Heartslabyul in any case, I’d like to…” he met his gaze shakily “express my emotions so he
understands.”
How he could say that sorta thing with a straight face was beyond him. Even so, an unexpected
feeling rose in Ace’s chest. He wasn’t sure what to name it. Sympathy, maybe? They both wanted
to make up for their actions, right? So maybe…
“Yuu-kun is kinda bummed that he can’t clean Ramshackle. He can’t move around too well with a
bum leg. Think we can do something about that?”
“Something like that. I was going to do it anyway, but do you want to help?”
“Yes, please.”
“I don’t really listen to rumors. Truth gets turned to folktale before long.” He paused.
“But you got hurt, didn’t you?” Epel’s gentle gaze grew even softer with concern.
“Yeah, Riddle-san Overblotted,” she stated bluntly. “But I punched him in the face so
we’re even.”
Chapter Notes
Riddle cocked a brow at Ace. Judgment radiated from those sterling silvers. “The fact you know
how to lockpick is concerning.”
The door opened with a click. “You’re the one who insisted we had to use the door. Even though
there’s a dozen broken windows!”
“Laws of the Queen of Hearts #92,” he recited plainly. “One must always enter through the door.”
Riddle’s pale face flared pink. He stopped in his tracks. “That is not the issue here.”
Yuu, for once in her life, wished she could levitate. Well, maybe she wanted Magic before, it’s not
like she’d remember. What she did know, however, was that crutches were the worst. They rode
into your arm pits and left bruises, they were noisy, and their ‘wingspan’ was everyone’s problem.
She hated being the center of attention, but with the mechanical extensions, she felt like a cyborg at
a farmer’s market. The cast weighed her down, too, just to make things even worse. Bless Deuce’s
soul, he followed her with books in-tow.
“How are you holding up?” Deuce asked.
Yuu stared at him incredulously. She glanced down at her hovering feet. She looked back at him.
“Was that a pun?”
“Where do you think Ace-kun went?” Grim asked. “Do you think he ditched?“
Yuu stifled a laugh. He clamped a hand over his mouth a little too late. Grim snickered.
“Well, he can miss if he wants,” she decided. “I, for one, don’t like to starve.”
“Think you can get the door for me?” Yuu asked.
He nodded before going ahead to hold it for her. Grim pounced ahead first.
The cafeteria was as crowded as ever. Yuu expected as much. Large as the room may have been, it
was practically wall to wall with students. The more rational part of her brain suggested that it just
felt that way due to her crutches. Either way, Yuu was not the most comfortable.
“If you want to sit down, I can get you something,” Deuce offered.
“That’d be awesome, thanks. Anything with a lot of meat and salt sounds good.”
He gave a nod before making his way to the lunchline. Grim followed suit for whatever crime
against culinary he could conjure. Yuu took the moment to find somewhere she could prop her leg
up in the very back of the cafeteria. The loud chatter of people started dulling into a lull like an
ocean tide- crashing but monotonous. She zoned out to the sound.
“Hey, Yuu-kun.”
She jolted out of her thoughts to see Epel offering a polite smile. “Sorry! Didn’t mean to spook
you.”
“I, um,” he shifted a bit, “wanted to know if you wanted to sit together?”
“Sure. Help yourself.” She offered him a smile. Epel elected to sit across from her.
“That’s nice of him.” His smile was tense. Awkward, even. “So, um, I heard about what happened
at Heartslabyul.”
“I don’t really listen to rumors. Truth gets turned to folktale before long.” He paused. “But you got
hurt, didn’t you?” Epel’s gentle gaze grew even softer with concern.
“Yeah, Riddle-san Overblotted,” she stated bluntly. “But I punched him in the face so we’re even.”
“But from what I’ve heard, you only got mixed in because of Ace-san, right?”
“At first, sure, but I chose to stick around. He was turning into a bit of a tyrant, and I got carried
away.”
“That’s still really cool,” Epel insisted quietly. “I could never punch Vil-senpai.”
“Yep!” Cater beamed. “You can call me Cay-Cay if you want to.”
Based on Epel’s expression, he probably didn’t understand. But she admired his attempt to hide it.
“Btw,” Cater continued, “have either of you seen Riddle-san? No one can find him, and Trey-kun’s
going to have a heart attack.”
“No idea,” Yuu answered. “I haven’t seen Ace-kun, either. Maybe they’re just avoiding me ?”
The boy blinked before plucking a black one out of his bag. “I have this one. Why?”
“What’s the point of having a cast if you don’t have it signed?” Cater chuckled.
‘ #notwhatimeantbybreakaleg ‘
Deuce and Grim arrived as Epel got his turn. His writing was small, etched at the top of the plaster.
‘ Epel Felmier ‘
“It’s been a while since I’ve signed one of these,” Deuce commented with a nostalgic softness.
“Aren’t we too old for this?” Grim protested with a skeptic cock of a ‘brow’.
“Who cares?” Cater laughed. “Makes the whole thing look less gloomy.”
“Oh! I get it!” He meowed. “I heard some freshmen saying my minion started a fight with Riddle-
senpai! So if we sign it, people will see that it’s bogus?”
“So there is a braincell between those ears,” Yuu teased.
“Hey!”
He took the marker from Epel before thinking to himself for a moment, lips pursed. Yuu found an
amused smile on her lip. He was taking this very seriously.
Looking at his writing, she couldn’t help the fondness in her smile.
Ace knew, even before this whole endeavor, that Ramshackle Dorm was, well, a ramshackle. Dust
powdered the place like sugar; and while Ace wasn’t an interior designer, he was confident that
cob webs make lousy curtains.
Ace wished he could use Split Card. This was exhausting. And they only had two hours left before
Yuu and Grim got here!
His brow scrunched into an annoyed glare. “I’m appalled that the headmaster let things get so out
of hand. I knew he was lax, but this is absurd.”
“Can’t argue there.” He yawned. “Using all this Magic to fix up the old place is making me tired.
Waking up that early doesn’t help.”
“The alarm was set according to Queen of Hearts law,” Riddle retorted evenly. “I assume you’re
just ill-adjusted to it?”
Ace knew a trap when he saw it. He opted a groan over a verbal response. There was a temperate
silence shared between them before Riddle broke the silence.
“Since you went through the trouble of arranging this, I’ll finish painting the exterior. There’s only
the bathroom left. Can you do that?”
Riddle made his way out the door, pen in hand. If his Magic was stronger than Trey’s and Cater’s,
he was probably going to riff off the Spell Deuce and the ginger senpai used to pain the white roses
red.
Cheater .
Ace sighed, retreating into Yuu’s bathroom. The room itself was fairly small, tiled with broken
basic monochrome tiles. Everything looked to be in functional condition, and the mold was freshly
scrubbed out. He thoughtlessly repaired the broken floor and got to work cleaning the tub and
toilet.
That left reorganizing toiletries. First came the cabinet hung on the wall. Inside it were an
assortment of various towels. None of them matched. At all. They looked more like fraying rags
than towels.
Lastly, there was the cabinet under the sink. He was expecting a leaky pipe, maybe, or even some
mildew.
What he found was the lotion she had been using on his neck, as well as several other skincare
ointments. A smirk tugged on his lip.
So girly.
And then, a plastic parcel caught his eye. Tucked behind the cabinet door. He cocked a brow,
leaning in to grab the out-of-place item.
What in the-
The translations I cross-reference aren’t consistent with the honorifics, so I’m kinda
winging it. As a general rule, all years of the same grade (Ace, Deuce, Yuu) use ‘-kun’
to address each other. Epel, however, feels a sort of distance between him and the
others and is generally more traditional, hence why he calls his fellow classmen -san.
Except for Yuu. He likes Yuu.
As for Ace’s lockpicking abilities, it’s a hint toward his dad’s magician skills!
Rid(dl)e or Die
Chapter Summary
He opened the cabinet. The plastic package shined back at him. His fingers dug into
the parcel before he plucked it out.
Riddle’s brow furrowed with confusion. He, undauntedly, gently took it from Ace’s
hand. He looked it over with a befuddled air.
Chapter Notes
His eyes were fixated on the plastic parcel packed with… they’re called tampons, right?
Not that he’d ever used them! He could read. That’s what they said they were. Why would a
package lie?
From the shaved legs, pretty face, and general awkwardness around dumb tasks like changing
uniforms? And -
His mind came to a screeching halt. That’s why Yuu didn’t have a type. Well, maybe he did, but
any answer would have trapped him.
He was a she .
“Ace-kun, what could be possibly taking you so long?” Riddle’s feet creaked the floorboard.
Ace chucked the package back into the cabinet before slamming the cabinet shut. Riddle winced at
the crash as he walked between the doorframe.
Riddle cocked a brow, a hand landing on his hip. “Want to run that by me one more time?”
Should he even tell his Dorm leader? He was a real tyrant with rules, but if he was going to find
out, might as well take advantage of his guilt, right?
“U-um.” Wow okay relax, dude. “You’re my upperclassman so maybe you can help me out with
this?”
He stared at him incredulously. It made his blood boil. “With the bathroom?”
“N-no! Advice!”
“Something illegal?”
“Yeah!“
“You’re impossible,” Riddle sighed. “Can you just tell me what this is really about?“
For someone who rules a dorm decorating with mazes, Riddle spent no time beating around the
bush.
Oh screw it he’s bringing Riddle down with him. Dude could stand to be knocked down a peg.
He opened the cabinet. The plastic package shined back at him. His fingers dug into the parcel
before he plucked it out.
Riddle’s brow furrowed with confusion. He, undauntedly, gently took it from Ace’s hand. He
looked it over with a befuddled air.
He could practically see the gears turning in his head. Except, this wasn’t 21st century technology.
He heard dial-up processing screeching in this kid’s head. Slowly, realization stretched his eyes.
“ Oh .”
He gently set the package back into the cabinet. His face burned an embarrassed scarlet hue. He
cleared his throat as he stood up stiffly.
“Do you have any proof? Besides the, um,” his eyes darted sideways “tampons.”
He started counting on his fingers with an adamant air. “She froze up when Cater-senpai asked
what her type was, she was pissed off when I answered I liked a girl with big boobs, and she
wouldn’t sleep with me.“
Nothing. And he meant nothing. Could terrify him more than the look Riddle gave him. The gates
of hades had nothing on that.
Riddle groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. “You first years are going to make me go gray.”
“What?!”
“Yuu-chan clearly didn’t want anyone else to know. That’s her business. We will respect that.” He
straightened. “In a technical sense, she’s not breaking any rules, either.”
“Yes. But technically, the rules bar application - not enrollment. An outdated oversight.”
“But then why go through all this mess? If it’s not that big of a deal?”
“She probably doesn’t know, for one. For two, it’s not our concern. And even if she let that
information slip, could you imagine the attention she’d get? What would you do if you knew there
was a girl here?”
Riddle paused, before exhaling. “It’s a necessary embarrassment. There may be some necessities
she’ll require.” He paused again, confusion flashing across his features.
Yeah that was a good question. He picked up the box again, finding a bright piece of paper stuck to
it.
“Cater-senpai,” he read.
“ Cater -kun knew?” Riddle gaped. “And he didn’t think to mention it?”
“What happened to respecting privacy?” Ace challenged plainly.
He cleared his throat. “Yes, of course.” He blinked in realization. “I suppose that’s why Cater-kun
insisted on accompanying you and Deuce-kun to Ramshackle. Before you ask, Trey-kun told me
about it.”
He cringed. “I suddenly feel the need to apologize to him. And Yuu-chan.” He sighed. “So do we
tell him we know?”
Riddle thought for a moment. “I think that’d keep things less complicated. Otherwise we’d be back
and forth defending a shared secret.”
“You will do no such thing,” Riddle cut off sharply. “Judging by the time, it is their last period.
Texting in class is strictly prohibited. What if his phone gets confiscated?”
“We wait.” Ace wanted to punch that smug smirk off of Riddle’s face. “You can do that, can’t
you?”
That makes 3!
Also, I like to think that Riddle never gave him “the talk” aside from a scientific
standpoint due to her strictness.
Break-in News
Chapter Summary
Grim yowled in surprise. “How did this happen? Did we go back in time?”
“I don’t think anyone has a Signature Spell that powerful.” Deuce tested the no longer
squeaky gate. “Except maybe Malleus-senpai.”
Chapter Notes
Finale of the House-Keeping Arc (aside from some aftermath with Cater)!
It was like the New Year’s countdown. But instead of waiting for a ball to drop, Riddle and Ace
were hovered over a phone watching the minutes tick by.
And at last-
“Wait.”
“We need to make sure every other clock in this dorm says the same,” Riddle explained
imperatively. “We don’t know which one is most accurate.”
Ace met Riddle’s gaze incredulously. Unwavering. Before hitting send. Riddle’s jaw dropped at
the betrayal. He sang a different tune when the phone buzzed in Ace’s hand.
Cater: [kk. Btw, have u seen Riddle-san? Trey-kun’s having a heart attack]
“With your short fuse, everyone is,” Ace quipped dryly. “Just take a selfie with me. Easier with
him.”
He gave a curt nod before leaning into Ace and snapping a photo.
Ace: [Ramshackle]
Ace: [yes]
Yuu was ready to get home and take a bath. Her arms were sore from swinging her body + a cast
all day.
“I’m beat,” Grim sighed sorely. “I’m ready to head back to our dorm.”
“Ah. Twas all a ploy, I see,” she teased. “You want me to tutor you.”
His face glowed a pink. “N-no! But if you don’t mind, I could use some help with Magic history?”
“Can I see your notes, too, minion?” Grim piped up. “Professor Trein’s class is just too boring for
my greatness.”
“If you want to pass, you have to work hard,” Deuce expressed. “Think like an honor student.”
Grim yowled in surprise. “How did this happen? Did we go back in time?”
“I don’t think anyone has a Signature Spell that powerful.” Deuce tested the no longer squeaky
gate. “Except maybe Malleus-senpai.”
“We should go inside!” Grim insisted with an excited flick of his tail.
She hobbled up the path with the grace of a newborn giraffe. Meaning none.
Deuce kept a slower pace behind her, books in-hand. Grim leaped on ahead.
The inside was in pristine condition. The mangled rug on the carpet was replaced with an official
Night Raven College carpet that stretched beneath the freshly polished mahogany table. The
rocking chair was coated ivory, and offered a pink pillow for the back. The collapsed couch was
back on its legs and hosted a variety of throw pillows- and even a quilt folded on the back. The
hearth was swept out of its stale soot, and the brick was restored to its former glory. A bundle of
fresh firewood was stacked on the side of the structure opposing the door. The elegant window
with frayed curtains was polished and made into a reading nook of sorts, with succulents on the
wall gap between it and the main door.
“Woah,” she breathed.
Ace turned around the kitchen corner. The boy had seen better days. He wore his PE uniform, and
the shirt was glued to his body with sticky sweat. His swept back hair sagged with sleep. It was
almost like the dilapidated building’s mess was transferred onto-
He stepped aside, revealing a short schoolmate Yuu’s fist was familiar with. He, too, donned his
gym uniform. But instead of the track-suit jacket sticking to his arm, he had it wrapped around his
waist, thus accentuating his pencil-thin arms.
“So this is where you two have been!” Grim meowed with a pleased smile.
Yuu was still processing. Why on earth would they do this? For Ace, it was beyond out of
character. And Riddle? She punched him in the face. With a smile.
Riddle’s back bent into a bow. “I wanted to apologize to you. For my Overblot, and for breaking
your leg.”
She jolted backward, nearly stumbling on her metal stilts. “You didn’t need to do this ! We’re
even!”
“And you got into that whole mess because of me,” Ace added, rubbing the back of his sticky
neck.
“But you didn’t need to clean my whole dorm!” Yuu’s voice was higher than she would have liked.
“We wanted to,” Ace insisted. “You were bummed about your dorm, right?”
“Well, yeah, but I could have done it once my leg was healed!”
Yuu stared at them, wide-eyed. They had done all of this for her . Knowing she couldn’t. If it was
just to make themselves feel better, they probably would have left the scene of the anti-crime. But
instead, they waited to apologize and lighten her load. Because they cared about her .
And this was the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for her- that she could remember at least.
Screw it.
She launched into them, tackling them both into a hug. Her crutches crashed onto the floor behind
her. Ace and Riddle toppled at the weight.
Riddle squirmed in the people-pile before returning the wet embrace, burying his face in Yuu’s
shoulder.
“I’m impressed you were able to pull it off without breaking anything, Ace-kun.” Deuce slyly
smirked.
“Hey-!”
headcannon: riddle’s love language is physical touch and he is quite frankly starved.
Partly due to his mother being the emotionally abusive type and just pulling back all
“love” and “affection” if he broke a rule
Club Sandwich
Chapter Summary
“I can’t. But thanks.” His eyes landed on the food tray. He smirked. “You got your
hands on a deluxe menchi katsu sandwich, huh? That’s pretty great.” He slid closer to
her, the smile on his face spreading easily like butter. “I have to get that sandwich no
matter what. Would you be willing to trade for my mini bean paste bread?”
Chapter Notes
I may write Cater’s reaction to Riddle and Ace as a standalone, but for now! They
have a group chat. Cater named it, and Riddle is hardly ever on it.
It’d been about a week since the Unbirthday party fiasco, and Riddle was still reluctant to re-host
it. He had set a date, according to Cater, but it was right before winter break. It made sense, at
least. As composed as Riddle was, it didn’t take much to figure out he was plagued by the Overblot
incident. Besides, they had other matters to attend to.
Such as-
“Outta my way! All of you!” Grim yowled, squeezing between a hoard of students. “The deluxe
menchi katsu sandwich is mine !”
“You’ve got some nerve cutting in front of your seniors,” another hissed. “Scram!”
“No matter how much I feed him,” Yuu sighed, “this happens.”
“While I’m up here-“ Ace turned to the lunch lady “I’ll have a roast beef and lettuce panini!”
Deuce’s palm found the back of Ace’s head. “You don’t get to cut in line either.”
“Okay, okay, geez.” The ginger grumbled, setting down Grim. “Mr. Goody Two-Shoes,” he added
in a hush.
“Who cares?” The cat sneered proudly as a tray was delivered to his paws. “The last deluxe menchi
katsu sandwich is mine!”
“You can wait like everyone else.” She glared down at him. “But if you want this so bad, I’ll just
toss your tuna casserole. Since you’ve clearly forgotten how much you loved that.”
He squeaked in panic. “No! Don’t do that! You, uh, keep the sandwich!”
She returned the grin. She supposed she’d eat the sandwich Grim grabbed. If she offered it to the
line, anarchy would probably ensue. So, she took it with her to the lunch table. Grim retreated to
the back of the line, Ace and Deuce following him.
“Ah crap,” a vaguely voice sighed. The wooden table rattled as someone dramatically leaned on it,
propped up by their elbows. “I completely missed the lunchtime free-for-all.”
“Oh, you’re that guy from the greenhouse, right?” she recognized. “Ruggie-san, right?”
“You too.” He snickered with a smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes. “But you can just call me
Ruggie-kun or Ruggie-senpai if you want. Ruggie-san just sounds stuffy.”
“I can’t. But thanks.” His eyes landed on the food tray. He smirked. “You got your hands on a
deluxe menchi katsu sandwich, huh? That’s pretty great.” He slid closer to her, the smile on his
face spreading easily like butter. “I have to get that sandwich no matter what. Would you be willing
to trade for my mini bean paste bread?”
Ruggie’s eyes slightly widened, ears perking, before a grin tugged at his lip. “Thanks for being so
kind to trade with me, Yuu-kun. The mini bean paste bread is just as good. Thanks! See ya later!”
She waved him off and thoughtlessly started snacking. Grim arrived and almost dropped his tray
on the table.
Soon enough, Ace and Deuce joined her. They both sat across from her, flanking Grim.
“How you became fast friends with the guy is beyond me,” Ace agreed.
“Don’t let Epel-kun hear you say that,” Yuu warned. “I hear he’s stronger than he looks. He is in
the Spelldrive Club.”
“Speaking of,” Ace segwayed. “The Interdorm Tournament starts soon, right? Are you excited?”
“I’m not exactly athletic,” Yuu hummed. “And based on what Deuce-kun’s told me, I’d suck at it.”
“Because you don’t have any Magic,” Grim stated bluntly. “But I could join! I’m one of the best
Magic-users in the school!”
Ace did the honors of bursting his bubble. “You have to have a team of seven. Your dorm doesn’t
qualify.”
“Maybe. But I kinda want to focus my attention on being an honors-student first. Maybe my third
year?”
“You’re the only one of us with a C in PE,” Grim deadpanned. “So that makes you a worse nerd
than Deuce-kun.”
Yuu took a suspiciously long sip from her drink. Ace laughed.
“I think Coach Vargas has ‘DNF’ permanently on your time sheet,” Deuce teased.
“Yeah, yeah,” Yuu relented. “I’m not exactly in a sport club like you two.”
She waved a thanks before retreating into the seated crowd. Deuce busied himself with his lunch.
Meanwhile, Ace shot a quick message.
Cay Cay: [Vil-san probably won’t let her on stage. Pomefiore usually fights for the spotlight.]
Riddle: [she must be good if Vil-san liked her audition. Not many outsiders get in, from what I
hear.]
Ace Up My Sleeve: [fr?]
I’m a sucker for stage play subplots (like Cinderella-ish/Sorta Cinderella from Fruits
Basket). Also, you asked for Ouran shenanigans, so have the set-up!
Spell Sleuths Scouted
Chapter Summary
“I can assure you, Grim-kun is innocent,” Crowley insisted. “I’ll get straight to the
point. Recently, there have been an increasing number of students injured in suspicious
accidents. Such as tripping down stairs, spilling boiling water, and various other
things. The amount of infirmary patients have dramatically increased- including a
Heartslabyul student who fell down the stairs today. Everyone injured thus far happen
to be starting line-up players for the upcoming tournament. None of the injuries have
been severe, thank goodness, however…”
Chapter Notes
The rest of the school day played out as normal- as normal as NRC could manage, at least. The
resting hype energy for the Spelldrive Tournament was like an electric undercurrent. There were
some rumors of foul play muttering in the halls after a front lineup player was involved in an
accident, but that alone was too vague to go off of.
Yuu didn’t care too much about the sport itself, but she could tell Deuce and Ace did. She just
nodded and smiled as they revved each other up, despite not being so much as a benchwarmer for
their dorm.
As for her club, they started business after the Spelldrive Tournament. According to the Pomefiore
students, Vil wanted to command their upmost attention without the distraction of the tournament.
Which meant that Yuu had more free time. Until-
“Ah, Yuu-kun and Grim-kun,” a familiar suave voice greeted. “Just the two I wanted to see. May I
speak with you for a moment?”
“I can assure you, Grim-kun is innocent,” Crowley insisted. “I’ll get straight to the point. Recently,
there have been an increasing number of students injured in suspicious accidents. Such as tripping
down stairs, spilling boiling water, and various other things. The amount of infirmary patients have
dramatically increased- including a Heartslabyul student who fell down the stairs today. Everyone
injured thus far happen to be starting line-up players for the upcoming tournament. None of the
injuries have been severe, thank goodness, however…”
“I have no evidence to prove it,” Crowley sighed, pushing up his mask. “All the victims had their
accidents with plenty of people around, but when questioned, they all had the same thing to say:
‘they looked like they weren’t paying attention’.”
“Sounds like they’re all clumsy,” Grim meowed. “If I were in Spelldrive, I wouldn’t be so
careless.”
“So what do you want me to do?” Yuu asked. “Find evidence? Then what?”
“If you can shed light on this series of events,” the headmaster continued, “I shall arrange a way for
your dorm to compete.” Yuu could practically hear the smirk behind his mask. “How does that
sound? Aren’t I gracious?”
“Hold on,” she cut in. “That sounds great for Grimm, but I don’t care about Spelldrive.”
“I want my own uniform. Every other dorm has a dorm uniform, and I don’t have one. My basic
uniform also lacks any color. It’s unfair.”
The man cocked his head. “A peculiar request. All of the dorms, uniforms included, have been
designed after the Great Seven, so there would be no statute of virtue for Ramshackle to embody.”
“What was it before?” Grim piped up.
Crowley hummed, fingers curled under his mask in contemplation. “I cannot recall.”
“It doesn’t need to be part of the Great Seven,” Yuu insisted. “It doesn’t even need a statue.”
He slowly nodded. “Seeing as that you are the first official Dorm Leader of Ramshackle, the
Mirror will likely match students of your similar qualities come next year.”
“Next year, huh?” Grim drawled, arms crossed. “I wonder if Yuu-kun will still be with us.”
“Ideally, that would be the case,” Crowley replied. “But it is hard to say as of now.”
Crowley nodded, glowing eyes squinting in delight behind the mask. “I’m counting on you.”
Cater watched Yuu making her way to the door, Grim hot on her heels. The school day had ended
about half an hour ago, so it was strange for those two- Grim especially- to be running late getting
back.
“Yun-Yun!”
She stopped in her tracks, Grim colliding with her calves. “Meowch!”
“Sorry, Grim.”
“Total fail,” Cater laughed. “Sorry ‘bout that! Anyway~! I wanted to ask you something real
quick.”
“Go ahead.”
“Can we head to your place? I have this new bean blend I’ve been dying to brew!”
Getting to Ramshackle was always easy. It was a more humble dorm, so there was this sense of
homeyness on the property. Seeing Ace’s and Riddle’s handiwork up close was a sight to behold,
too. They spared no effort restoring the place. He even snapped a few pictures of the interior and
exterior. What still astounded Cater was that Riddle ditched class just to do it- with a mischievous
first year, no less.
“I’m good.”
“Why don’t you have any homework?” Grim pouted, ears flat.
“I had extra time since my club doesn’t start until after Spelldrive.”
“He’s like a child, and I like to enjoy my coffee in as much peace as I can get.” She watched him
work the maker.
“You and I should check out some cafés.” He winked. “With you, it should be a blast.”
Yuu’s eyes lit up, a genuine smile pulling at her lip. “That sounds fun.”
Cater rested on a fond smile. Yuu wasn’t an unexpressive person, per-say, but she usually kept her
emotions close to her chest. Given the situation, he couldn’t fault her for it. In a way, they were
kindred spirits. It just made moments like these, where she could relax, all the more valuable.
He added, albeit with reluctant soberness, “while on the topic of cafés, have you heard of the
Mostro Lounge?”
“Be careful,” he warned. “The Mostro Lounge is a good restaurant with excellent workers. Five
stars. But the main draw is Azul Ashengrotto, the Dorm Leader.”
“Why him?” She offered a teasing grin. “You think he’ll get more popular than your charms?”
He snorted. “If only. I’ve never met him personally, but I’ve seen many call-out posts on Magicam
and heart-broken people. They say he can make a person’s wish come true, but for a price.”
“It depends. For example, Vil-san’s skin has been looking super flawless on Magicam recently.”
He whipped out his phone for emphasis. “More than any filter can do. Trust me. I’d know. I
wanted to know what he did differently. But I can’t just ask him, y’know? So, the rumor is that he
made some deal with Azul-san to make exclusive moisturizer for some super rare flowers.”
“True. But if you can’t fill your end of the bargain? That’s where the trouble begins. It’s usually
rigged. And he takes collateral. But the thing is, it’s technically within contract. Pro tip: always
read terms of service.”
“So he picks which deals to rig?” She paused. “I guess that makes sense. If everyone’s unhappy, no
one will come.”
“Exactly!”
“Your Magic. From what Riddle-san’s said, it’s worse than his Signature Spell. He steals it.”
“Azul-san steals Magic?” She asked, wide-eyed.
“Yep. So like, if I made a deal with him, he could use my Split Card until I filled my end of the
bargain.”
She shifted uncomfortably. “So what’s the punishment if the contract is broken?”
Cater paused, biting his lip as he poured the brew. “It depends. Sometimes it’s more like a bet,
where he takes something precious to you like a heirloom. Other times,” he swallowed. “Let’s just
say there have been many kids who had to drop out of Night Raven College from injuries.”
She paled.
“He takes advantage of people’s insecurities and uses them for his own gain.” He felt his brows
narrow into a bitter glare. “He’s the worst type of influencer.”
“Sorry to kill the vibe.” He offered a brighter smile. “But since you have no Magic, and nothing to
really offer, you should be safe. I just wanted to warn you.”
“We’re officially getting you a cabinet with a lock. Because Ace-kun and Riddle-san found your
tampons while they were flipping this place.”
“ They know?!” She squawked. She then sighed, shaking her head and rubbing her temple. “I can’t
believe Ace-kun knew before Deuce-kun- wait scratch that I can.”
Cater snorted.
She ran her hand through the hem of her shirt. “But what about Riddle-senpai? Is he going to try
and kick me out?”
“Nope. He said you’re not breaking any rules, since you never applied. Besides, I think he likes
you too much to get rid of you.”
“He’s got attachment issues. You say one nice thing to him, and he’s weak.” In one fluid motion,
Cater plucked his phone from his pocket.
“I named it,” he boasted. “Ace made it. But Riddle-san’s on here, too. He doesn’t say much, but
when you come up? He always responds.” He offered her a bright smile. “He likes you, Yuu-chan.
Deal with it.”
Do you guys want this to end with an official pairing? Or just platonic/found family?
Because I do have someone in mind! >:D
Riddle and Deuce Join the Battle!
Chapter Summary
“All of them have said basically the same thing as to how. That their bodies moved on
their own. At first, I thought that was the lousiest excuse someone could come up
with. I mean, really?” Yuu smirked at the 100% done look plastered on the man’s
face.
Chapter Notes
I don’t usually add OCs to stories, but NRC needs a nurse. Like. Very badly. So! I
made Nurse Veprl.
He is based off of Mother Gothel. “Gothel” translates into “nurse” or “foster mother”.
“Veprleekunde” means “nurse” in Dutch, hence the last name of Veprl! This alludes to
his occupation and Signature Spell. I think he’s neat.
Yuu had come to know Night Raven College’s infirmary better than she would have liked. She
wasn’t even particularly clumsy, either! But, y’know, getting into a fight was bound to have
consequences.
She expected the infirmary to have a few more students than usual, but she was unprepared. Nearly
every bed was taken- and that was quite the feat. It wasn’t particularly morbid, as most of the
people there had a sprained ankle or things of that nature. But still, it was a bit surprising. At least
that gave them plenty of options.
“Alright! Who’s the guy who hurt his leg from Heartslabyul?” Grim announced with the grace and
subtlety of a… yeah it wasn’t worth comparing him to anything anymore. This was just Grim.
“You’re those Ramshackle guys from the Unbirthday party,” a student recognized. He had curly
brown hair bunched up at his more pale brown eyes.
Sitting on a chair beside the bed was another young man with ebony hair and purple eyes.
“I don’t get it either,” the brown-eyed one sighed. “Him and I were just talking and then gravity
took me.”
“It wasn’t like he stumbled or tripped or anything,” the purple eyed one agreed.
“It was almost like my body just leaned forward… I can’t explain it.”
“I see,” Grim noted with an cocky and (not)understanding to emphasize his false bravado.
“Thank you for your time.” She offered a smile. “Get better soon, okay?”
“Onto the next person?” Grim suggested with a flick of his tail.
“Actually. First I want to talk to the nurse,” Yuu decided. “We do still need to talk to the others, but
it saves a trip later.”
“Bleh,” Grim spat. “You do that. I’ll go find the next guy.”
A look of betrayal contorted the cat’s face as he sauntered off. Yuu dipped around the corner of
one of the curtains to find Nurse Verpl restocking some cotton.
The school nurse kept to himself mostly. He sported dark, curly fashioned into a ponytail that
fluffed like sheep’s wool. His eyes were a pale green, almost blue tucked behind a pair of round
glasses, and thinner lips. He stood about six feet or so, but he usually opted for his chair on wheels.
He wore a labcoat atop his carmine shirt. His trouser were of a beige color, scrunched into tall,
thick, brown boots that added two inches to his height.
“Hey, Nurse Veprl?”
“Is your leg acting up?” He asked, spinning around in his seat.
“No, thanks. I wanted to ask you about the accidents that have been happening around campus.”
“You noticed something strange, too, huh?” He rubbed his stubble in thought. “What do you want
to know?”
“All of them have said basically the same thing as to how . That their bodies moved on their own.
At first, I thought that was the lousiest excuse someone could come up with. I mean, really?” Yuu
smirked at the 100% done look plastered on the man’s face.
“But then everyone else here said the same thing. I thought it might be some elaborate prank that
Crowley set up to make sure I’m ready for the Spelldrive injuries I’ll have to treat. Do these kids
not realize that they’re mortal? Anyway. It was too random for that to happen. And you saw the
kids on the beds. They’re all starting line-up for Spelldrive. They’re clearly not happy that they
won’t be able to compete. Oh. And the injuries themselves? They’re too minor for me to use my
Magic on. It would hurt them more than it would help. But they’re just severe enough to make
them a liability on the field.”
He sighed. “Someone’s cheating. Foul play’s the word, I think. Well, words. But unless the culprit
is found, all I can do is keep treating these meatheads.”
“Thanks. I’ll need it.” He took a long sip out of his black coffee. Even Yuu wasn’t that brave to try
it that dark. She had to have loads of sugar and cream in hers.
She snorted, as she turned to leave, Deuce frantically raced into the infirmary with a familiar
green-haired senpai hunched on his back. “Excuse me!”
“Get me that carafe,” Veprl muttered under his breath. He stood up, walking over to Deuce.
“What’s up?”
“Sounds kinda dramatic when you put it that way.” Trey offered a light-hearted chuckle. “But yeah
it hurts.”
“Set him down on that bed over there, and I’ll take a look,” the nurse instructed.
“Yes, sir.” Deuce scuttled into the back corner with Trey before easing him down.
Yuu noticed a familiar, short red-haired boy stiffly walking in. His silvery gaze was clouded with
shame, but he kept looking forward blankly.
He stopped in his steps. He blinked, clearly not expecting to see her. He gave her a stiff nod. “I’m
fine.”
The boy gave another curt nod before marching to Trey’s bed. Yuu followed, albeit at a slower
pace.
“Thank you for carrying him, Deuce-kun,” Riddle breathed. “Trey-kun, how are you? Do you want
anything to eat or drink?”
Trey’s chest rumbled with laughter. “Didn’t I tell you not to worry about me?”
“But it’s my fault you got hurt,” he insisted with a pained expression.
“I had something to take care of,” Riddle explained slowly, “so I went to the third-year classrooms
during lunch. I told Trey-kun I’d be a little late and to start practice without me. And then I started
falling.” His brow scrunched in bewilderment. “I didn’t trip over anything or feel a push from
behind, it was… how should I put this?”
He nodded, eyes flashing in surprise before finishing with a guilt-ridden dullness. “Trey-kun went
out of his way to keep me from falling. He got hurt in my stead.”
Veprl let loose an exasperated sigh. “Riddle-kun, you take on way too much for those tiny
shoulders of yours.” The red-head straightened up, as if that would help his case. The nurse
continued. “Stuff like this just happens. Besides, it’s just a sprained ankle. He didn’t die.”
“But I’m assuming I can’t play in the Spelldrive tournament?” Trey asked.
“I mean if you think you can roll down the field, go for it,” Veprl snorted.
Yuu watched Deuce mentally work that out. The visual was admittedly funny.
“The infirmary was more full than usual,” Deuce noticed. “Usually, there’s only a student or two
there. Now there’s only one or two beds left.”
“The headmaster thinks someone’s sabotaging the other Spelldrive players,” Yuu explained
plainly.
“The whole world will be watching,” Riddle mused. “One’s performance in their matches can lead
to a career in the future. It’s not strange that someone will do whatever it takes to stand out.”
“The cameras don’t see backstage,” Yuu added. “We’ll just have to catch the guy and get him to
spill.”
“We gotta get payback for Trey-kun!” Deuce agreed with a determined glare.
“I’ll assist in the search, too,” Riddle decided. “But in order to catch the culprit, we’ll need to
anticipate their next move.”
“That’s a good idea,” Riddle agreed. “I’ll text him and have him meet us.”
Jack thought for a moment before firmly shaking his head. “I refuse. I’ll figure out
something on my own. There’s no need to protect me.”
Chapter Notes
“It’s because your names both end with -ce, so I put them together!” He explained with a proud
grin.
Grim snickered.
“You don’t get to laugh,” Ace griped. “Especially not after I saved you from those second-years.”
“I could have handled it! Grim the Great didn’t need saving!” He protested indignantly.
Ace leaned over to see his screen. “So a blond bob and a hat, huh?”
“Last year, Rook-senpai was a stand out player,” Riddle noted. “But, there’s something off about
him…”
Getting there was easy enough. Yuu was always appreciative of the Mirror Room. It made travel
much easier.
Pomefiore’s dorm building had a different sense of grandeur than Heartslabyul’s. It was more
reminiscent of a classic castle with its ivory brick and decorative turrets. There were even small
balconies attached to the tall, elegant windows. The steel beams attached to the stone lining of the
gate bent into vague apple shapes. The corners of each stone pillar boasted a golden apple lantern.
Cobblestone arched branched out from the sides of the main building to meet in the central plaza
containing a fountain. Various shrubbery and flora flourished in the gentle green grass, especially
around the corners of the fence.
Getting in wasn’t much trouble, and they easily found the lounge.
The lounge itself had a unique aesthetic, mostly consisting of golds and royal purples. There were
some crimson accents in the drapery and the decorative flowers seemed to keep that in mind, too.
The room shimmered under the light of the small chandeliers dangling from the ceiling. It smelled
vaguely of tea leaves.
There, sitting at one of the glossy tables, were three young men drinking the specific beverage.
“Non non, petit Epel-kun,” a blond man chastised lightly. “It is not elegant to put your fingers
through the handle when you drink tea.” He pinched the porcelain grip with a pinky extended.
“Comme ceci?”
“Eh…” A familiar lavender-hued boy awkwardly fiddled the cup in his grip. “Ah, alright. Sorry.”
Yuu took the lead. “Good afternoon, Epel-kun!”
The boy almost dropped the cup, but saved it before it could slip out of his grip entirely. “Oh,
hello, Yuu-kun!”
“Ah, it’s the Ramshackle boy,” Vil recognized with a polite smile. “It’s nice to see you again. And
if it isn’t Riddle-san! To what I owe the pleasure?”
“Roi du Poison,” the blond, presumably Rook, leaned over to Vil. “Should I brew some tea for nos
invités?”
“Could I maybe snap some pics of this place?” Cater asked with a bright smile. “The aesthetic is
just everything.”
“We were just discussing makeup for the tournament,” Vil assured. “I’m very curious about the
new foundation from Felicite Cosmetics.”
“Makeup?” Grim meowed in disgust. “Why would you need something as girly as that?”
Vil’s gentle eyes glinted in annoyance. “It is important to look the part, wouldn’t you say? The
cameras will get as close as they can to show off how impressive we are. We should do our part to
give them something to look at it.”
“Is Felicite Cosmetics waterproof?” Yuu asked, trying to diffuse the incoming argument. “I’d
imagine it’d run with all that sweat.”
“We don’t sweat, mon cher,” Rook chortled. “We glisten .” He tossed his hair with a flick of the
wrist.
Ace shook his head, biting his tongue from making a remark. Thankfully.
“Yeah, actually.” She walked a bit closer, away from her group. “There have been a number of
accidents involving front line-up players in Spelldrive. They’re all minor injuries, but it’ll prevent
each of them from playing. We thought that maybe Rook-senpai could be the next target.”
“Oh, you have a beautiful heart,” Vil smiled gently. “But you needn’t worry about us.”
“True,” Rook agreed. “I do appreciate the concern, truly. I’ll be sure to attention à mon pied avant
de perde une flèche.”
She heard Ace bending down to Riddle and asking in a whisper, “what does that mean?”
“Yeah, if I was the culprit,” Grim agreed with crossed arms, “I wouldn’t go after him.”
“We’ll keep that in mind,” Vil assured. “Thank you for informing us.”
“No problem.” She shrugged. “Maybe I’ll see you all in the tournament? From the sidelines.”
“Definitely!” Epel replied with a bashful but genuine smile. “See you later, Yuu-kun.”
Yuu saw Riddle grimace out of the corner of her eye before they walked out the door. So far, not
helping their reputation.
Once in the courtyard, Grim was the one to ask: “so why Octavinelle? What’s so special about
them?”
Deuce was the one to answer. “I watched last year’s Spelldrive. They use combo attacks to wipe
the floor with any player.”
“I think I remember them,” Ace mused. “They were so quick, you barely noticed they were there.”
“Wah!” Grim sprung in surprise. “There’s two dudes with the same face!”
Ace staggered a step backward, eyes wide. “They’re so tall and lanky, they make everyone else
look tiny.”
“If I was the culprit,” Riddle chimed, “I’d save those two for last. Floyd, especially, aren’t people I
want to get anywhere near to.”
Why Floyd?
Riddle jumped, before ducking behind Cater with dread-filled eyes. “He found me!”
One of the same-face boys towered over the group. He was heterochromatic, with one golden eye
outshining the dull left one. His hair was of a cyan color, with a single black streak jutting forward
like a harpoon.
“Goldfish, what are you doing~? Hide and seek? Looks like fun.”
“Floyd-san.” Riddle stiffened with a straight spine. “How many times do I have to tell you to stop
calling me that ridiculous nickname?”
“But you’re small and red! Just like a goldfish!” He protested in a slight whine.
“This guy’s a weirdo,” Grim decided with flat ears and an unamused look.
Floyd’s smile stretched ear-to-ear, revealing rows of sharp teeth. Yuu shrunk.
“Wow! A talking cat! Hey, hey! Can I give you a tight squeeze?”
The drawl of the last word sent a shiver down her spine.
“What’s this?” A more flat voice cut in. “Heartslabyul is all together. Are you perhaps doing
reconnaissance for the Spelldrive tournament?”
“We cannot simply overlook your attempts at spying, can we?” A smirk tugged at the calmer
twin’s lip. “Could I trouble you to go into detail about your reasons for spying on us?”
Ace shifted his weight, an uncomfortable glint in his amber eyes. “This guy’s attitude says calm,
but his eyes aren’t smiling at all.”
“We weren’t spying,” Yuu spoke up, despite everything screaming in her not to. “There have been
too many incidents lately with Spelldrive players. We’re thinking foul play’s involved. We’re
trying to pin down the next target so no one else gets hurt.”
Jade’s gray eye glinted with a blood chilling curiosity. He offered a kinder smirk, but his teeth did
no favors for it. “What did you say your name was?”
“A pleasure to meet your acquaintance, Yuu-kun.” He turned to his twin, who was being narrowly
dodged by the Heartslabyul Dorm Leader. “Floyd, it’s almost time to get ready at Mostro Lounge.
We’ll have to save playing with them for another time.”
“Fine,” Floyd sighed, retreating to his brother. He offered a bright, sharky smile to Riddle, who
shuddered at the sight. “See ya later, Goldfish!”
Ace cocked an annoyed brow, hand on his hip. “What’s their deal?”
Riddle loosed an exasperated sigh. “Don’t ask me. They’ve been that way since last year.”
Deuce’s voice was darker than usual when he spoke. “Those aren’t the guys you want to mess
with.”
“It’s getting late,” Yuu yawned, stretching her arms. “Do you think we could squeeze in one
more?”
“Jack Howl from Savanaclaw,” Cater read off his screen. “First year.”
“It’s late enough he might be already back at his dorm,” Deuce reasoned.
Riddle checked the time before sighing. “It’s already five o’clock. Laws of the Queen of Hearts
#346 states that ‘one must not play croquet in the garden after 5pm. I’m going to return to the
dorm.” He spared a glance at Ace. “There are those who break rules if I take my eyes off them.”
Riddle’s face drooped in defeat. “I thought I loosened the rules up a lot.” He paused. “Like a lot.”
“You’re much more lenient than before, yeah,” Cater agreed with a bright smile. “But your
seriousness is one of your good points, Riddle-san!”
“Savanaclaw’s next, huh?” Ace recapped, arms bending behind his head. “Let’s get going.”
The trip to the Mirror Room was short as ever, but Yuu was getting more and more tired. Ace’s
amber eyes flicked to her a time or two, but she was too worn down to comment. Even when she
was falling behind.
Ace’s hand wrapped around her palm, and he guided her sleepy body with the group. He didn’t
look back, and Yuu didn’t see the pink tips of his ears.
She didn’t need to see his face to know he was lost on that.
Savanaclaw’s dorm was much less elaborate or grand than any other dorm Yuu had seen so far. It
was like an outstretched, well, savannah. Instead of fencing or shrubbery, the dorm featured an
impressive court. There were the occasional tree for shade. The main building was etched into a
stone.
Grim’s face twisted in disgust. “What animal did that big skeleton come from?”
“Tan skin and silver hair,” the ginger senpai answered. “His wolf ears and tail are his trademarks.”
“Isn’t that him? Running around the yard?” she asked, pointing.
“How big are these guys?” Ace asked, lip quirked in surprise. “First the twins, and now this guy?”
A competitive flare lit up Deuce’s eyes. “He’s probably good at martial arts with those muscles!”
Cater spun around, a bright smile plastered on his face. “You feeling ok, Yun-Yun?” He winked.
“If he tries to bite, I’ll protect you, ‘kay?”
“Hey! Prickly guy!” Grim called, bounding for the first-year. His ears twitched.
Grim’s paws found his hips, and a cocky smirk played his muzzle. “Some bad guys might be
coming after you, so we’ve decided to protect you! Aren’t you happy?”
“Wait a sec, Grim.” Cater scooped up the cat, holding a hand over his mouth as he squirmed.
“Sorry about him, Jack-kun! Think you can listen to us for just a minute?”
Deuce did the explaining. “Recently, there have been a large number of accidents around campus
involving Spelldrive players.”
“And we’re looking for the culprit,” Ace added with a smirk.
“You could be next,” Ace answered. “We were thinking of keeping an eye on you and catching the
perp in the act.”
Jack thought for a moment before firmly shaking his head. “I refuse. I’ll figure out something on
my own. There’s no need to protect me.”
“Are you sure?” Yuu piped up.
Jack’s eyes landed on her. His head tilted slightly, barely noticeable to the point she questioned if
he did at all. Before he nodded. “I don’t need it. Me being targeted probably won’t happen. See
ya.”
“Did ya really think we’d let ya onto our territory and just let ya leave?” The first snickered darkly.
“We’re leaving!” Ace insisted with a focused scowl. “Sorry for the intrusion!”
“Aw, what’s the hurry?” The second teased. “Come hang with us!”
“Let’s play a game of cat and mouse!” The third cackled. “Y’all will be the mice of course!”
The group pulled Yuu into their huddle. Her eyes flew open and she immediately jerked forward,
only for them to snap her back.
Cater’s smile suddenly had a sinisterness to it. “That’s not cool, ‘kay?”
Deuce’s sea-eyes sparked like a storm. “Let him go.” His knuckles cracked. “Or I’ll neuter you.”
“Knock it off,” a familiar, deep voice broke through. The group split, making way for a man Yuu
recognized. His long locks were like a crown- a majestic mane among his pride.
Yuu fell to the ground, as her head was pushed into a bow.
To all of those concerned about my health due to my upload speed, you’re all so
sweet! But I’m alright- don’t worry! I love making things for people to enjoy, I love
writing this, and your comments and support have really been fueling my fire!! <3
Ryuko-san of the Fireflies
Chapter Summary
“I’m not going to tell you. Not knowing is for your own benefit. The moment you hear
it, you’ll feel a frost spread over your skin.”
Chapter Notes
Also, this one’s short! It’s the third one today so cut me some slack haha.
The rest of the pack restrained the rest. Deuce was throwing his restrainers off with his elbows
until they dogpiled on him. Grim was held up by the scruff. Ace was squirming.
“Aren’t you the guy I met in the cafeteria?” Ruggie asked, bending down to Yuu’s level.
Leona’s lips quirked upward into a smile. “You’re the omnivore I met in the botanical garden.”
“I’d say hey, but all I can taste is dirt,” Yuu muttered.
Leona smirked.
“Let the omnivore go,” Leona instructed in a low growl. “What’re you mutts gonna do if your little
fit of violence interferes with the tournament?”
“Y-You’re saying we should just ignore these trespassers?” One of the pack members gawked.
The group, albeit confused, loosened their grip on Yuu. She dusted herself off as Ruggie pulled her
up.
“Thanks.”
Leona sighed, shaking his head. “We’re going to settle this with a friendly game of Spelldrive.”
He smirked, tail flicking with pride. “We can go crazy with Magic without breaking any rules out
here.”
Ruggie snickered. “Leona-san, you’re such a bully. These guys don’t look like they could handle
more than one game.”
Deuce groaned as he was released from the pile. “Doesn’t feel like we can refuse and go home.”
“Alright, let’s do this!” Ace beamed, suddenly bursting with energy. “Don’t forget about try-outs!”
Cater sighed, shaking his head. “Seriously? You’re all hopeless. Yun-Yun, do you want to coach?”
She yawned. “I’d be more likely to run you into a pole. Good luck, though.”
“You two.” Leona growled, pointing at two of the pack leaders. They jolted in surprise. “Make
sure the omnivore doesn’t get hit.“
The games were relentless. Deuce, Ace, Cater, and Grim gave it their all, not backing down for a
moment. It made Savanaclaw’s pushback and counterattacks more frustrating to watch. Even more
so when the outnumbered underdogs were unable to score a single point, but Yuu had to admire
them for going down swinging. Especially with their stamina slowing as the sun fell. It made
Yuu’s blood boil, watching her friends be slaughtered while Savanclaw grinned.
“They say,” Cater panted, “that Leona-san is a genius at being a ‘command tower’. We don’t stand
a chance just the five of us.”
“Oh what’s the matter?” Leona teased, a low growl rumbling in his chest.
“I think this is getting out of hand,” Yuu cut in. “You outnumber them, for one. And demanding
game after game just to prove a point’s kinda cruel, don’t ya think?”
Ruggie’s ears drooped a bit, but his facial features were as aloof as ever. It made it difficult for
Yuu to guess what he was thinking. Before Leona could protest, Jack jogged over.
“We’re just messing around with some trespassers,” Leona explained in a huff.
“What’s this?” Ruggie teased with a smirk. “Jack-kun is a defender of justice. So cool.”
“I just can’t stand by when something heinous is happening,” the silver-haired man explained in a
growl.
“You’re a buzzkill,” Leona snorted irritably. “Whatever. I’m bored. There’s no point in against
going up you guys. Let’s go, Ruggie-kun.”
“Ye~s,” he drawled with an easy smile. He followed Leona off the field.
“Is anyone hurt?” Yuu asked. She looked Ace over for injuries. He swatted her away.
Cater laughed nervously. “I showed you a pretty ugly side of me out there, huh?”
Of course that’s what he cares about. Good to know he didn’t take a hit to the head.
“Jack-kun, was it?” Deuce spoke up, eyes shifting to said boy. “You saved us.”
“Let’s get you guys back to your dorm,” Yuu chuckled lightly. “Thank you again, Jack-kun! Be
careful, okay?”
He paused, staring at her for a moment. Behind him, his gray tail swooshed left to right slowly. He
gave a nod before walking off.
“Hey, Yuu-kun,” Ace piped up, rubbing the back of his neck. “When they grabbed you, did you
get hurt?”
“Well, yeah. I mean we did trespass, but they were juggling you like a Spelldrive disc.” She glared.
“Makes my blood boil.”
Despite her tiredness, like some cruel joke, her body decided sleep was optional. Or maybe it was
the weird tapping sound coming from outside. Either way. A walk wouldn’t hurt, would it?
She was greeted by the brisk night nip of the air, filling her lungs with a prickling touch. The
figment frost freckled her skin and toyed with her hair.
Yuu slowly turned to see a man with a height that towered over her. The horns, which curled with a
refined intimidation, didn’t help. His green eyes were like tiny lanterns that broke through the
night. Based on his uniform, he was a student from Diasomnia.
“This is a surprise.” His voice tickled with amusement. “You are a child of man.”
“Oh, you mean human?” She then smirked. “Yeah and I’m a lousy one, too. I can’t even use
Magic.”
His eyes widened, the green glow glinting with surprised light. “Do you live here? This building
has been abandoned for a long while. I’ve never seen it in such a condition. I’ve been quite fond of
it as a place I could enjoy solitude.”
“Yuu?” The name rolled off his tongue easily. “Quite an unusual name.”
His mouth opened, revealing tiny fangs that poked out of his mouth. Not to the eerie grin of
Floyd’s, but rather a more innocent look like a cat’s. “I’m not going to tell you. Not knowing is for
your own benefit. The moment you hear it, you’ll feel a frost spread over your skin.”
He hummed in thought, lowly. “My name is not one I’d wish to burden you with, child of man.”
“Ryuko?” His head tilted in confusion, hand finding his chin. “As in willow?”
He paused before a vague smile tugged at his lips. “You certainly are a strange one, son of man.”
She shrugged. “Not the first time I’ve heard it. So what are you doing out here, Ryuko-san?”
“I come out here often for my nightly strolls. Seeing as it’s no longer abandoned, I’ll have to find
somewhere else.”
“I don’t mind you coming out here. As long as you don’t wake me up, I don’t care.”
He hummed faintly. “I’ll keep that in mind. Well, for now, I’ll bid you adieu.”
He bowed courteously before dissolving into a burst of Magical fireflies, leaving a romantic
ambience.
What a strange guy. She paused. What did he mean by burdening me with his name? If he pushes
people away that easily… that’s got to be lonely.
A lot of Yuu’s thoughts here were based on my own during my playthrough. And I
went in with relative blindness (except for Book 3). So, if it sounds a bit too “plot
convenient”, keep that in mind.
The Unobtainable
Chapter Summary
Yuu couldn’t remember what the dream was about. A vague recollection of
something-ness nagged at her mind. All she could recall was a question: why did he
want to be king so badly?
Chapter Notes
Writing Leona was both more difficult but more fun than I thought it’d be! If you like
metaphors, then maybe you’ll catch some in his half of the chapter!
The heat of the day had melted into the chill of night. Savanaclaw may not have been a palace, or
even a fancy dorm like Heartslabyul. He honestly didn’t care either way. A sweet taste of what
wasn’t his would only sour his mouth with bitterness. He didn’t need it. Maybe if he were more of
a romantic, he might admire the clear night sky littered with stars. The moon- the unobtainable - so
clear in view, yet so out of reach.
His ear flicked at the sound of footsteps. Based on the smell, he knew exactly who it was.
“What do you want this late?” Leona asked in a tired growl. “Are you homesick and need a
lullaby?”
Stepping out of the shadows was the white-haired young blood. His narrow, golden eyes were
further scowled in a righteous anger.
“Tell me the reason. Why are you guys doing something like this?”
Leona didn’t owe him anything. He could’ve just ignored him and sent him back to his room. It
would have been well within his right, too. But he quite honestly wouldn’t mind blowing off the
extra steam boiling in his chest.
“I see.” A mirthless smirk tugged at his lip. “You’re looking for a bedtime story. Alright, I’ll tell
you one. For two years in a row, we played against Malleus-san and the Diasomnia Dorm in the
first round. The result?” The bread in his head crunched in his tight grip. “Crushed.” Leona spat in
disgust, “a participation trophy.”
He shook his head, his mouth aching at the grin he was holding. “Savanaclaw has taken down
opponent after opponent, but we were just a bunch of newborn kittens who hadn’t opened our eyes.
The humiliation was broadcasted to the whole world. Do you know what they said?”
Leona stood, ears flat, teeth bared tightly in frustration. “The Dorm Leader was branded as
incompetent . Scouts and sponsors dried up.”
Jack had the gall to growl lowly at him. “That’s because you just weren’t good enough.”
Leona couldn’t help the miserable laugh escaping his mouth. “That’s precisely it.”
“Until last year, we weren’t committed to personal affairs. Having an honest match with that
monster-like opponent without coming up with something- anything - was stupid.” His teeth
clenched. “We knew we’d lose, but we still had nothing. To hear that about Savanaclaw, the dorm
founded on the King of Beasts’ persistence?” He chuckled darkly, shaking his head. “It must have
been quite a shock.”
The young blood snarled, ears flat. “That doesn’t make attacking people any less cowardly! It’s
wrong! Where’s your pride ?!”
“It’s wrong?” Leona scoffed with a flick of his tail. “You know, I’m only thinking of what’s best
for all members of Savanaclaw. If we shoot down Malleus-san, we’ll be avenged, and our pride
you love to rattle on about? The honor ? Restored.”
He met Jack’s gaze with a green glint. “It’s already been decided that if we don’t win this year, the
Lizard will be entered into the hall of fame.” It still tasted bitter on his tongue.
“ This is our last chance. But you want to give it up for your sense of justice ?”
“Using your head when chasing prey is the basics of hunting. There’s nothing cowardly about it.”
Ruggie laughed from where he was sitting. “This school is survival of the fittest! Goodie two-
shoes can’t survive here.”
Reignited by the insult, Jack whipped his attention back to Leona. “Dorm Head, if you gave it your
all, you would have no problems against Diasomnia! I still remember, three years ago-!”
Leona snapped. “Don’t talk like you know everything! Give it my all?” He scoffed with a twisted
grin warping his face in a tinge of pain. “Utterly foolish. Even if I did?”
The words came easy to him. Words he knew well. “ Nothing would change.”
Jack didn’t bark back. He left, ears flat against his head, and shoulders slouched into a pathetic
pout.
Ruggie hummed. “Y’know, that guy’s just a liability. Should I get rid of him?”
“Just wait.” Leona sighed. “Even if he goes and tells Crowley, he doesn’t have any evidence. That,
and we need him to crush Malleus-san. Keep a close eye on him for now.”
Yuu couldn’t remember what the dream was about. A vague recollection of something-ness
nagged at her mind. All she could recall was a question: why did he want to be king so badly?
“Oh, yeah,” Grim spoke, pulling her out of her thoughts. “Did you go somewhere last night? You
were gone when I woke up for the bathroom.”
He nodded with a satisfied tail flick. “We all have those nights.”
“G’mornin’, Yun-Yun!” Cater greeted from afar. Behind him was Riddle at a more refined pace.
“Your tie is a little off.” Riddle’s hands went to her accessory, fiddling with it with his nimble
hands.
Grim smirked, flaring his bow with his paws. “Grim the Great doesn’t have that problem.”
“It’d be a waste of material to make you a proper uniform,” Riddle deadpanned plainly. “As
monsters aren’t supposed to attend Night Raven in any case.”
Yuu decided to save a fight. And possible blue-hued incineration. “So where are Ace-kun and
Deuce-kun?”
“In accordance to the Laws of the Queen of Hearts #249,” the Dorm Leader answered, “they are
dressed in pink feeding the flamingos.”
“So, there was another accident last night,” Cater spoke up.
“The portrait who saw the whole thing said it was a second-year from Scarabia,” the ginger
explained. “Jamil Viper. It apparently happened in the kitchen.”
“Nothing like that,” Riddle sighed. “But given the time, they’re probably in the cafeteria for
breakfast. Let’s check.”
A Matter of Pride
Chapter Summary
“Magic to control people,” Grim mused. “If I could do something like that, I’d have a
bunch of minions!”
Chapter Notes
The breakfast rush was slowly ebbing by the time Yuu and crew arrived. She took the opportunity
to seize a chocolate scone and an iced latte. Grim started.
“Yo,” the cat tactlessly greeted. “You’re the guy who got hurt in the kitchen yesterday? Tell us
about it.”
Jamil was an interesting man, to be sure. He had a specific aura about him that Yuu couldn’t quite
pinpoint. His long, black hair was pulled back into a sleek ponytail that hung mid-back, braided at
the top in twists. Several coin-like accessories jangled in his locks. Beneath the blazer was a scarlet
hoodie. The way he had the ensemble fashioned, it looked vaguely like a varsity hoodie.
Beside him, was a man Yuu vaguely recalled from the opening ceremony. He had darker skin,
albeit a bit lighter than Jamil’s. His hair was a noticeable ivory, tied with an ornate white-and-gold
ribbon with some icy blue feathers frilling from the bottom. His uniform was far more unkempt,
with the undershirt untucked at the bottom and the vest unbuttoned. Atop on the uniform was a
cozy looking cardigan that stopped at his knees. His eyes were a cheery cherry color.
“Huh?” Jamil returned. “What do you guys want out of the blue?”
The other boy’s, Kalim, eyes lit up in recognition. He threw a finger at Grim. “This is the raccoon
that set my butt on fire during the entrance ceremony!”
“Grim, quit being so rude,” Yuu sighed. “And stop torching people, too.”
“We’re sorry for bothering you while you’re eating,” Riddle spoke with a polite bow.
Kalim laughed jovially. “The Dorm Head of Heartslabyul and the violent raccoon from the
ceremony! This is a funny combo!”
“I ain’t a raccoon!” Grim hissed. “I’m the Great Grim! And this is my underling.” He gestured to
Yuu.
He beamed. “I’m Kalim, the Dorm Head for Scarabia! This is my Vice Dorm Head, Jamil! Nice to
meet you!”
Jamil’s eyes narrowed in skepticism. “Why do you want to know about my injury?”
“We’re thinking someone’s been sabotaging front line-up players for the upcoming tournament,”
Yuu explained.
He hummed. “I don’t see the issue with telling you, then. Last night, at Kalim-san’s request, I was
making agemanju with lamb.”
The Dorm Head cut in excitedly, practically bouncing on his heels. “Jamil-kun’s agemanju is the
best! You guys should try it some time!”
He continued. “While I was dicing the ingredients, for some reason my hand slipped and I cut
myself.”
Kalim’s head shook in confusion, a vacant look of befuddlement clouding his gaze. “Jamil-kun is
always so good with a knife, even the cook was blown away. Were you tired from Spelldrive
practice?”
“Not so much that my hand would slip like that. However, while I was cooking, for a moment I felt
my consciousness slip away.”
Kalim grinned ear to ear with excitement. “Yeah, your Magic is-“ Jamil’s palm went over the
boy’s mouth, causing him to squirm and sputter against it. He eventually spat it off. “Why’d you
cover my mouth?”
“We’re not talking about me right now.” His eyes were sharp. “Anyway, I think they used Magic to
control the movements of others.”
“Since it’s only for a moment,” Riddle agreed. “When I fell, I didn’t feel as if someone controlled
me.”
Jamil was caught off guard by the question but smiled easily. “I’m fine. Don’t worry about me,
Yuu-kun.”
“Magic to control people,” Grim mused. “If I could do something like that, I’d have a bunch of
minions!”
“Thank goodness you don’t,” Riddle sighed.
“Hey, Jamil-senpai?” Yuu piped up. “What time did this happen?”
Savanaclaw.
“Do you think he has an idea of who it could be?” Riddle suggested.
She booked it to the nurse’s office as quickly as she could. Her steps beating against the floors like
the patters of a rainstorm. She caught her breath before blurting, “Nurse Veprl! Do you have a
record of everyone’s Signature Spells?”
The nurse leaned back, sighing. “You know how many times Jack-kun got stuck as a dog?”
“Yes or no?”
“Savanaclaw.”
Ruggie-kun.
And that she did. She darted out of the door, dialing a number. “Cater-kun? It’s Yuu.”
“You sound out of breath, Yun-Yun!” His voice came through. “Did you find out who it is?”
“Savanclaw. Rug-“
“Shishishi,” a voice snickered. In his hand, he twirled the phone, the call now ended. “That’s not
fair.”
“No can do, sorry.” The phone was stuffed into his pocket. “Hey, do you think you can come with
me? Leona-san would love to see you.”
“Nah. That stuff’s kinda messy. But if you want your phone back, come with me to see Leona-
san.”
“He always has a charger with him, too,” Grim agreed. “But I heard him say something about
Savanaclaw’s Rug?”
“That’s not much to go off of,” the red-haired Dorm Leader sighed.
“ Yuu-kun figured out the dorm,” Jamil corrected with an annoyed glint.
“Whoever Ru-san is,” Kalim chimed, “they must know lots about Spelldrive. Maybe check the
club! Someone may know something!”
“Now that we have a dorm and a name, it’s possible,” Riddle mused under his breath.
“Jamil-kun and I will keep an eye out for him!” Kalim assured with a bright smile.
The Savanaclaw lounge was like an oasis. A tower of waterfalls trickled down to the main lobby
below, seemingly glowing with a bright blue shimmer. Aside from herself and Ruggie, it was only
Leona there, strangely. Despite the refreshing atmosphere, Yuu couldn’t allow herself to relax.
“You’ve got some nerve stealing my phone just to bring me here,” she seethed. “This is no better
than a kidnapping.”
“You value your phone over your own life?” Leona scoffed.
“I gave you an option, Yuu-kun,” Ruggie sighed. “You came here on your own two feet.”
“Tsk.” Leona’s green gaze glinted at the hyena-eared boy. “I told you never to leave evidence.”
“I didn’t! She went and found the record of my Signature Spell! Doesn’t take a genius to put two
and two together after that!”
“I ended the phone call before he could spill too much,” Ruggie informed the Dorm Leader. “All
they know is the dorm.”
“That’s still more than I would have liked.” He groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“Whatever. It’s difficult to separate a zebra from the herd.”
Ruggie’s shoulders eased the tension they were holding.
“So you’re trying to keep me quiet?” Yuu scoffed with a cocked brow. “I didn’t think you were the
type.”
“I’m not,” Leona huffed. “But I don’t need you squawking like a bird either. I paid a high price to
that nasty octo-punk. I’m not about to have you ruin it.”
Octo-punk?
He sighed, rubbing the back of his neck. “This is all a big pain. You’ll be staying with us,
omnivore.”
The smirk he flashed at her, sharp and grim, made her tense.
“But now that you’re here, if you try to leave, I can’t protect a girl like you from getting hurt.”
He scoffed, a forced smile tugging at his lip. “I’ll do what I must for my pride.”
Hi so Leona. Thought I’d explain the thought process. Yeah, it’s a bit more mean-
spirited, but from what I’ve seen, the boy is manipulative when it comes to protecting
his pride/people (we love a good double meaning). I mean. The Fairy Gala. And he
was the one to tell Ruggie to sabotage.
And honestly, now that Ruggie brought Yuu to the dorm, he wants to keep an eye on
her. Because he knows the hassle it’ll be if everyone knows. Before, there were too
many scents to pick hers out.
Not Like Them
Chapter Summary
“Why are you working so hard for others’ sake?” A gruff voice interrupted.
Ace’s eyes narrowed at Jack. “You should know something, right? Your dorm is full
of jerks like that perp.”
Chapter Notes
Heartslabyul had many rules, in his opinion. Most of them were unorthodox and oddly specific.
Deuce never raised a complaint, however. It’d be disrespectful toward Riddle, for one. And two, an
honor’s student took everything in stride- especially discipline.
Even so, he had to admit feeding the flamingos in such a specific color was a bit time-consuming.
They weren’t even able to meet up with Yuu on time.
“Hey, A-Deuce!” Cater greeted, making his way toward he and Ace in the courtyard. Following
him was his Dorm Leader and Grim.
Where’s-
“The call dropped when he was trying to tell us who the culprit is,” Grim grumbled.
“He figured it out?” Deuce gawked in surprise.
By a carpet?
“That’s not his actual name,” Riddle sighed irritably. “It got interrupted.”
Maybe-
“You don’t think the culprit ‘took out’ Yuu-kun, do you?” Deuce dared to ask.
Cater sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, green eyes on the ground. “It’s hard to say…”
“Why are you working so hard for others’ sake?” A gruff voice interrupted.
Ace’s eyes narrowed at Jack. “You should know something, right? Your dorm is full of jerks like
that perp.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” He growled.
Riddle shot Ace a look. “Do tell why you’re being so biased.”
“Is there something you wanted, Jack-kun?” Cater asked with a polite smile.
“I understand wanting to get back at this punk,” Jack explained lowly. “But…”
“I was just helping to get a spot on the Spelldrive team,” Ace admitted, rubbing the nape of his
neck. “But things are different now.”
“Same,” Grim admitted with much too smug of a smirk. “I’m going to be on the big screen!”
“Oh, about that!” Cater grinned ear to ear, but it didn’t touch his eyes. His green eyes glinted with
a menacing shine. “You wouldn’t happen to know a Rug-san, would you?”
“So that’s why you knew you wouldn’t be targeted!” Ace realized. “Friendly fire!”
“So if you know him,” Riddle spoke, “you can tell us his motive.”
“Is your loyalty all you care about?!” Deuce hissed. “Yuu-kun’s missing! Who knows what they’re
doing with him?!”
“Woah, cool the delinquent there, Deucey,” Cater cooed with a teasing smile, a hand on the boy’s
shoulder. “Let him talk, ‘kay?”
Jack’s head hung low, ears flat. “I can’t put up with this anymore.” His fists clenched. “I’ve put
myself through the wringer to see how far I could go in this tournament. A fight is supposed to test
your limits against tough opponents- not sickening tricks! There’s no meaning in a victory like that!
I wanted to win using my own power!”
“I get that feeling,” Deuce admitted with a competitive flash in the eyes.
“Ruggie-senpai’s Magic is…” he thought how to phrase, “something that makes another person
move exactly like him.”
Riddle’s brow furrowed in concentration. “But if he did something to make someone fall down the
stairs, wouldn’t that be rather suspicious? I doubt the headmaster would enlist Yuu-kun’s help for
something so obvious.”
“He isn’t flying solo,” Jack scoffed. “I bet all of Savanaclaw is in on it. Like you said, Ruggie-
senpai would stand out if he were by himself. I bet the others are acting as meat-shields.”
Ace’s brow shot up in alarm. “A power like that… Cater-senpai, we need to find Yuu-kun!”
“If Ruggie-senpai took Yuu-kun, it’s probably because he found some evidence,” Jack assured in a
huff. “The prize they’ve got their eyes set on is the Dorm Head of Diasomnia, Malleus Draconia.
That guy’s a beast on the battlefield, and led Diasomnia to victory twice in a row. Savanaclaw still
holds a grudge for humiliating them without a single point on the board.”
“Losing without scoring at all,” Deuce empathized. “That’s got to be frustrating for a dorm that’s
usually on top.”
“So this is all to get to Malleus-san?” Riddle concluded. “I cannot allow anyone to sully our
traditions with underhanded methods regardless of a grudge.”
“We don’t have Yuu-kun’s evidence; and if they’ve put this much thought into it, it’ll be foolish to
accuse without a plan. I have an idea-“
“How well has that been working out for you?” Deuce asked. Jack stopped, ears perked. “Your
chances of winning one versus a whole dorm is slim to none.”
Jack growled. “Fine. But if I don’t like your plan, I’m out.”
“You’re just saying that because he’s just as stubborn as you,” Cater teased.
“Hey, Yuu-kun. I got ya something.”
He snickered and sat down next to her. He dug out a foil wrapped package and put it in her palm.
Chocolate. “This stuff helps, right?”
Oh right. She’d nearly forgotten. “I’m just PMS’ing. How’d you know I’m a girl, anyway?”
“Leona-san wasn’t lying about animal instincts,” he put plainly. “We can smell you.“
“Thanks.” She unwrapped it. “So you’ve been using your Unique Magic to sabotage everyone,
right?”
“You have your own room with all the pillows you can want. As far as prison cells go, this one’s
pretty cush.”
She smirked teasingly. “You’re not denying it this time.”
“I know better than to argue with a woman,” he sighed, leaning back on his palms. “So what do
you want me to call you?”
He smirked. “Sounds like a lot of trouble to hide your gender. Why bother?”
He snorted. “Bet they’d treat you like a queen, though. Imagine all that food!”
She cocked a brow. “Yeah pass.” She took off a chunk of the chocolate bar. “Want any?”
He smirked and took the bite. “You’re not like the girls in the Afterglow Savannah, Yuu-chan.”
“How am I different?”
“Those ladies are scary. Super tough.” He nodded to himself. “But you’re more laid-back.”
He laughed.
“Oh. By the way, can I see your pen?” She pointed to the topaz.
“Nope.”
He plucked it from his chest-pocket, but didn’t let it leave his hand. Yuu took note of the dark
splotches clouding the gem.
It was a bluff. But she really, really did not want to have to go through that again. It was horrifying
seeing a person mangled by Magic, a shell of themselves and oozing with malice. Watching them
destroy themselves with spite and blood-
She snorted.
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The Way to a Man’s Heart
Chapter Summary
So if I try to leave, Leona-senpai won’t call off the others if they try to pull some crap.
I’m not sure how much of that was a bluff, though. So how do I get out of here? Or at
least let the others know I’m not dead.
Chapter Notes
It was late evening, and the sun was sinking into the savannah’s soil. The blushing sky of twilight
was pretty here, Yuu decided. The golden silk of the savannah lands glistened in the sun glow.
There was something more raw about Savanaclaw than the other dorms she had seen. There were
no tall turrets looking down on the others or elaborate lawn decor inviting guests in. There wasn’t
even the ever-popular fountain spouting from the ground in the front. It was like an understated
treasure.
The room she was in wasn’t too bad, either. It was wall to wall with ornate pillows that were far
more comfortable than they appeared. Flower shaped lamps bloomed from the ceiling, basking it in
a sort of golden gloomy glow. The ceiling was paneled with some thin wood. It was a bit dustier
than she would have liked. If she had to guess, it was some sort of storage closet.
So if I try to leave, Leona-senpai won’t call off the others if they try to pull some crap. I’m not sure
how much of that was a bluff, though. So how do I get out of here?
Ruggie knocked on the wall before entering. “What do you want for dinner? The cafeteria’s going
to close soon.”
“The kitchen.” The way she said it made it sound like it should’ve been obvious.
“He also said you’re in charge of protecting me, right? As long as you’re with me, I’ll be fine.”
And if you turn the blind eye, you’ll be the one in hot water.
He led her downstairs to the lounge. Like Heartslabyul, there was a community kitchen. It was
made of stone, and most of the cooking-ware was cast iron. She took a quick peek at the fridge to
discover half-empty containers of… whatever they had. Half-gallons, half-dozens, etc.
“Do you have an apron?” She asked, getting out the eggs.
Ruggie hummed, digging out a cloth bundle from a cabinet. From the looks of it, no one had used
it in a while. He must have guessed what she was thinking.
“Savanaclaw is full of competitive athletes. We usually just grab what we want and keep moving.”
Yuu stared at him incredulously, tying the apron around her. “Don’t you get indigestion?”
He shrugged. “Meh.”
“So what’s your favorite food?” She asked while she got to dicing.
“You learn not to be picky when you’re poor in the slums.” There wasn’t any bitterness or
restfulness in his tone. Even so, he wasn’t looking at her, rather sticking to the task at hand.
Ruggie thought for a moment. His ears flattened a bit in embarrassment. “I like donuts.”
Donuts?
How cute.
“So what about you, huh?” Ruggie recovered, pinning it on her. “You’ve got to have a favorite.
Unless you live off of chocolate.”
She turned on the stove. “I like pasta. And sushi. Not together.”
Yuu tensed.
“Aren’t you the one with Heartslabyul guys?” Another voice asked.
Ruggie took a deep breath before turning to the slowly growing crowd. “Leona-san invited him.”
“Must be awfully special to get Leona -san’s attention,” another jeered with a smirk.
He had the balls to prowl toward her. Ruggie got between them.
This is my fault.
“Now that you mention it,” a fourth agreed. “I thought I smelled something weird yesterday.”
A sound like a whip-crack snapped them out of their conversation. They all turned to Yuu, who
was holding the attention with a spatula in hand. Her gaze was sharp. “Ever hear of the phrase,
don’t bite the hand that feeds you?”
They stilled. An eerie silence only caught by the crackle of the stove fell between them. She even
had Ruggie’s attention.
“You’re gonna feed us, huh, babe?” The gutsiest one taunted. “How sweet. Although I’d much
prefer-“
Slam!
Yuu, in all of her tiny might, pinned him to the wall. Knee caught between his crotch, only a
millimeter off from his valuables. Her hands were on her hips, one hosting a hot, greasy spatula.
He squeaked. Ruggie tucked his smirk behind his bandana.
She smirked and pat his head. “Good boy. Now sit down and let me cook. And the rest of you-“
she turned to the crowd. “If you want to eat, I suggest you keep all harrassment to yourselves.” She
unsheathed a blade from the block before spinning it skillfully in her palm. “I have quite the
collection of knives at my disposal here.” The blade found a wall, only an inch away from one of
the boys’ faces. “And I have pretty good aim, too.”
“You all good with stir-fry?” She asked, plucking the knife from the wall.
“Perfect. Oh. And one more thing.” She smiled sweetly. “If you speak a word to anyone about this
outside the dorm, any of you, I will personally emasculate you.”
All of them jolted at the imagery, taking her smile like a snake’s hiss. “Y-Yes ma’am!”
He blinked at him, before staring at Yuu in bewilderment. She had the cockiest smirk on her face.
“Why do they insist on calling me that?” She asked with an amused chuckle.
Savanaclaw had never been happier. Diasomnia was slated to crumble the next day, their Dorm
Leader was in a pretty good mood despite being MIA, and the Food Angel had descended from the
heavens. It was honestly kind of refreshing seeing them like this, in Ruggie’s opinion.
Maybe it was because of his upbringing, but Ruggie loved it when people were smiling around a
table. Food, where he was from, was scarce. Food was everything. It was life, it was an expression,
it was what he knew.
And here was this girl in the dorm kitchen, practically kidnapped (yeah he said it) making the
whole dorm something to eat. No one asked her to, expressed hunger, or anything that would
prompt such generosity. She just… did.
And she was a good cook, too! Ruggie wasn’t ever too picky, but he knew good food when he had
it. And Yuu could cook! All of the dorm knew, too.
Yuu was also intimidating. Despite her kindness, however subtle and casual it may be, she didn’t
hesitate to put the Savanaclaw boys into place. Which had some of them swooning with puppy-
love, but that was Leona’s problem for later.
“What’s up?”
He eyed the small bundle in her hand. It was a familiar spherical dessert, with a void center oozing
with a mouthwatering glaze. The cake was golden brown glistening in the light like a desert jewel-
a warm and inviting color that made him practically drool.
He took the delightful dessert from her hand, daring to sink his fangs into the flesh. The sweetness
melted into his mouth in a welcoming warmth.
“Can we have some, Food Angel-san?” One of the other boys asked, ears bowed in bashfulness.
Yuu, in response, set down a whole platter of donuts. They varied in flavor from glazed, chocolate,
and strawberry. Some of them even had sprinkles! Where she found those, he’ll never know.
“Thank you, Food Angel-san!” They all cheered before digging into the platter.
Ruggie stole several from the tray before they could be massacred by the other men. Yuu watched
from afar, a smirk tugging at her lip. She probably took pride in having people enjoy her cooking,
he assumed.
“Why do they insist on calling me that?” She asked with an amused chuckle.
Night had long sense fallen by the time Yuu made a move. She didn’t have a clock, but if she had
to guess, no one in their right mind would be awake at that hour. And even if there was, she had all
of Savanaclaw wrapped around her finger.
The kitchen was a place that her scent could afford to be tracked down to. She leaned her head out
the window, before tumbling out. She hit the ground with a soft thud. She held her breath, for good
measure.
But that’s why she left the note and the box, of course. Leona didn’t seem like the type to use
blackmail against her, but he did seem likely to discipline those who failed their task. But murder
wasn’t legal so Ruggie should be fine. And if he was in danger, he could crash at her place for a
bit. No big deal.
Making it back to the Mirror was easy from there. The Mirror Chamber was a certain type of
somber. The lingering buzz in the air was like the Christmas Eve excitement. Even with no one
there, the ghosts of anticipation stayed.
She could return to Ramshackle, sure, but on the off chance Leona sent some people after her?
Cater was fast asleep. Tomorrow was the Spelldrive tournament, after all. With Trey hurt, they
were counting on him.
But honestly? He didn’t care too much. He liked the publicity of it, sure, but his mind was
elsewhere. Hopefully where Yuu was, wherever she-
Thunk!
Cater shot out of his bed, immediately snatching his phone and shining a light. “Who’s there?“
This has to be a dream.
There, on his fluffy carpet, was the petite body he’d come to know well. She looked like a pile of
spaghetti, limbs sprawled awkwardly. She must have climbed through the window-
“Yuu-chan?!”
She yawned, sitting up. Her eyes were clouded with sleepiness, her hair an absolute mess. “Hey,
Cater-kun.”
He almost tripped out of bed, blankets pulling his feet like a fishnet. He stumbled to the floor,
grabbing her arms and looking her over. His eyes frantically checked her skin for any blemish.
Terror mixed with relief made his heart race to the point of pain in his chest.
“They didn’t pull anything, did they?” He asked, unconvinced. “Or say anything rude?”
“One did. But I nearly kicked him in the nuts so he shut up real fast.”
He snorted. The breath he was holding loosened from his chest. His arms wrapped around her,
bringing her to his chest. She didn’t tense or recoil, but melted into it and returned it with a tight
squeeze.
He felt her nuzzle into his shoulder. “Sorry I scared you. They took my phone.”
“Those jerks,” he chuckled lightly, squeezing her tighter. Almost as if she’d be taken from them
again. The terror still lingered in his mind.
“Oh. By the way. The person responsible is Ruggie-kun. Leona-senpai told him to do it, though.”
“ That’s what you’re worried about?” His voice was just as exasperated as he felt.
“Well, that is the reason they brought me to their dorm,” she reasoned matter-of-factly.
“Mmhmm?”
“Can I stay here tonight?” She paused, adding even softer. “I don’t want to be left alone.”
Cater suddenly found some inspiration for the tournament. A spark that ignited the flame.
Chapter Notes
this one is so l o n g
Yuu yawned, stretching her arms as she rose from her sleep. The sun was crawling into the sky as
dawn broke. Cater’s orange-hued room felt more vibrant in the sun’s early light.
Sleeping arrangements were a thing, for sure. Cater did have a small couch seated on the same wall
as the door, so she opted to stay there. She wasn’t about to kick him out of his own bed. She was a
bit miffed about having to sleep in her uniform, but she’d just shower in the morning.
After she ate breakfast. Speaking of, she was starving. Sure, she ate at the Savanaclaw dorm, but
there was hardly any room for seconds.
“Good morning, Yun-Yun,” Cater greeted with a yawn, combing his ginger locks with his fingers.
“How’d you sleep?”
But she smelled actual food. Not to diss on cereal, but that was arguably the most low-effort food
someone could ask for. So who was-
Injured.
On crutches.
Cooking.
He didn’t flinch, rather choosing to turn around with a sunny smile. “Good morning, Yuu-kun. I
didn’t hear you come in.”
“I crashed with Cater-senpai last night,” she explained, making her way to the stove.
“How’d you even get in the dorm? Or I suppose I should ask how you got out of Savanaclaw’s.”
“It took Ace-kun, Deuce-kun, and Riddle-kun quite some time to fall asleep.” He smiled tiredly.
“They were worried about you.”
She nodded. “So why are you cooking, anyway? Doesn’t your leg hurt?”
“I have my weight shifted as much as I can to my other side,” Trey reassured. “Besides, it’s the
Spelldrive tournament today. I can’t play, so the least I can do for my dorm-mates is cook them a
hardy breakfast.”
Yuu could understand that. It was admirable, honestly. If his role as a player was removed, he’d
simply find another way to support his dorm.
Trey-senpai, I’m sorry I thought you were boring. Your name is fine I take it back.
He chuckled. “I try.”
She sat down on a barstool, watching him work his magic. She liked the domestic air of it all. It
was refreshing, considering the previous few days. It was a much needed break she didn’t know
she wanted. She allowed herself to breathe and take in the crisping air. The silence was soothing,
only filled by the crackle of the sizzling pan or the occasional turn of the spatula. Trey’s humming
was like a distant melody.
She kicked off the bottom of the cabinet to spin to face the newcomer. Or well, she was the guest.
He was the house warden. He was already dressed in his uniform, in as pristine condition as usual.
His silvery eyes sparkled in surprise.
A relieved smile tugged at his features before he made his way over to her in a formal stride.
“You’re alright.”
“I suppose I’ll overlook the rule Cater-senpai broke in housing you,” Riddle decided, “as it was for
your own safety.”
“I’m not particularly the athletic type,” he admitted, “but I can see the value of the tournament. It’s
a perfect scouting opportunity for after graduation.”
She nodded. “I suck at sports, too. I do have some decent aim, though, when I throw things.”
“I never said I was awful at it,” he insisted with an indignant pink hue. “I’m just inclined to other
tasks.”
“Like Magic?”
“Like Magic, yes. The more athletic attributes of the sport are what I lack, but my teammates can
make up for my shortcomings.”
He paused, staring at her with wide eyes, before he snorted softly with a smile. “I guess so.”
“By the way, did you find out who’s been sabotaging the Spelldrive players?” Trey cut in, serving
plates.
“Ruggie-kun,” she answered. “But it was because Leona-senpai asked him to. I’m not sure why,
though.”
“We already have a plan in place to thwart their schemes,” Riddle assured. “Jack-kun told us
everything.”
She sighed with relief. Thank goodness they figured it out on time.
She was then met to a light punch to the shoulder. She turned her head, only to see a familiar red-
head dressed in his uniform on the side he didn’t hit. His amber eyes brimmed with relief. “How’d
you get out?”
“I took a cue from you and went through a window,” she told him plainly.
He snorted, an amused smirk played on his lips. “That was one time.”
Riddle cocked a brow. “You pick locks, too. Are we going to ignore such a specific skill?”
His brows dropped into a betrayed glare. “That was because you told me to!”
“I never told you to defile his door,” Riddle insisted with a scowl.
Ace groaned, knowing this wasn’t going to go anywhere. He could practically feel another collar
clipping to his neck.
“Defilement is a bit extreme,” Cater sighed, walking in and grabbing a plate. “But breaking into
houses isn’t cool. 0/10 would never recommend.”
Ace wasn’t going down without a fight. “I guess that would make Riddle-senpai my alibi?”
The Dorm Leader opened his mouth to protest, only to sigh in an un-fought battle’s defeat. He had
no leg to stand on. He covered his shamed face in his palms. Yuu offered him a light pat on the
back.
He laughed.
Deuce finally noticed Yuu when Ace stepped away to grab some milk. His eyes widened and he
shuffled over. “You’re back.”
“Yes!” He admitted unabashedly. “Did they hurt you? I don’t see any bruises-!”
“I’m fine. I promise.”
“They did. But I scared the crap out of them, I think.” She spoke a bit too plainly, she realized, as
everyones’ eyes were glued on her.
“One of them made some not-so-nice-comments. So I pinned him to a wall and slammed my knee
under his crotch-“ Ace recoiled in phantom pain, and Riddle winced. “Then I threw a knife about
an inch from one of their faces’s. Y’know. To prove a point. Then I made them food.”
“I gotta see.”
“Knife-throwing isn’t technically prohibited,” Riddle mumbled under his breath. But everything
about his face indicated he was having a crisis.
“I guess wearing pink to feed flamingos was more important,” Ace quipped with an unapologetic
smile.
“We can use this old cutting board as a target,” Trey offered. “I was about to throw it out anyway.”
The board, in question, looked like a splintering piece of wood. It was like it lost a fight with a box
cutter. If Yuu had to take a guess, it dated back the Pre-Trey era.
“I’ll do it,” Trey decided, hobbling over across the room. “You can’t afford to get hurt until after
the tournament.”
“Let me get my camera ready!” Cater chimed, digging out and propping up his phone.
Ace brought over the kitchen knives. Riddle stood back, clearly anxious about the whole thing. “
One throw,” he demanded, as if he was actually in control of the situation.
Yuu nodded, picking out her choice blade. She took her aim. The air was quiet. No one moved. It
was tense, but luckily she had a knife to cut through it.
Thwap!
The board splintered in half. The blade wedged between the wood.
“Trey-kun,” Riddle spoke with a higher voice than he probably wanted, “do you think it’d be
blasphemous to add another rule to the Laws of the Queen of Hearts?”
“We could add a Dorm rule?” He suggested, digging the blade out of the wooden sheath.
“Yuu-kun,” Deuce piped up, staring at the weapon on the counter. “You are something else.”
Chapter Notes
“Welcome to the Night Raven College Inter-Dorm Spelldrive Tournament!” The announcer
boomed. “We apologize for the wait! It is finally time to welcome our competitors to the
field!”
The crowd’s excitement was enough to burst Yuu’s ear drums. Everyone was in position. She was
the only one without a part to play. She covered her ears. She couldn’t wait to get this over with.
She heard rumbling through her cupped palms.
Is that thunder?
“W-What is that?!” A voice cried out. “There’s a bunch of people running down the street like a
parade!”
“M-my body!” Another bystander squawked. “Get out of the way! Move!”
The screaming crowd could be seen from the other side of the stands. Tents collapsed in the chaos.
Yuu could only watch as the tide washed away a whole lane of the festival.
“Oh no?! What’s happening?! The audience has started running headlong down the street
and sweeping others with them! Calm yourselves, everywhere! The panicked audience is
heading straight for the Diasomnia team! Move, everyone! Move !”
Desperate cries rang out through the crowd. Yuu knew exactly what was happening on the other
side.
Well, she definitely didn’t approve of Savanaclaw’s methods, but she had to admit it was a thought-
out plan. With a mastermind behind it: Leona .
“Yuu-kun, we should head to the stadium,” Grim meowed. “I don’t want to miss Leona-senpai’s
downfall!”
He snickered and followed her to the arena. Everyone was getting into position. Ruggie burst
through a small pack of Savanaclaw students to boast of their victory to Leona.
Grim tilted his head in confusion. “I don’t remember being called that before.”
And before she knew it, she gained a small army of men. Grim squeaked as he was pushed aside.
“We’ll crush Diasomnia just for you!” Another chimed with a competitive fire in his eyes.
“When did you get so famous?” Grim grumbled.
Yuu ignored him. This was… something. A thing that was happening. Yep.
It was hard to consider that these were the same guys sabotaging another dorm for victory. They
were bright-eyed and earnest.
Good boys.
She meant it, too. She wanted them to win of their own merit- their own strength.
That was like a pat on the head to them. Bright smiles stretched across their faces ear-to-ear. Tails
were wagging. “We will, Food Angel-san!”
She nodded her thanks before making her way to the duo. Riddle beat her there.
“We heard everything,” he stated plainly, standing tall on those heels. Behind him was Cater, Ace,
and Deuce. Jack, though, was a surprise.
Leona smirked, towering over Riddle with a lazed look. “Well now, if it isn’t Heartslabyul, all
together. And one of our young-bloods as the cherry on top.” A teasing glint shined in his eye.
“Did you transfer into Heartslabyul, pup?”
He met his gaze evenly, shoulders broadening as a challenge. “I can’t stand being at your side right
now.”
“Traitor!” Leona snarled, ears flat against his head.
Riddle was undaunted, posing the end of his scepter toward him. “Your actions have sullied one of
our traditions. As the Dorm Head of Heartslabyul, the dorm that values ‘strictness’, I cannot turn a
blind eye.”
“That stick come from your butt?” He taunted with a malicious smirk.
“Intentionally coming into our territory with such a small number of people?” Ruggie taunted with
a lazy smile. “You must be outta your minds.”
Leona scoffed, a smirk playing on his lip. “Go have some fun, boys.”
Deuce cracked his knuckles. “Don’t tell me you’re chickening out now? I thought you had some
balls.”
That set them off. The Savanclaw boys lunged at them, snarling.
Deuce didn’t even pick up his pen. He jabbed several in the stomach, throwing elbows relentlessly.
She could’ve sworn she heard bones cracking.
Ace favored Magic attacks. He used Wind mostly, using blunt gale blades to beat them into
submission.
Cater preferred Magic, too, but he didn’t hesitate to sock one of them in the face. She saw a tooth
fly out of the victim’s mouth.
Riddle’s Magic use was impressive. Elegant, even. Rose petals functioned as blades to pin down
any opponent. His small frame made him even more agile than his foe. And even if he was
overpowered-
Heart-shaped collars clamped on the necks of the students. They buckled at the weight, gasping.
“He’s strong!”
“You’re nothing worth mentioning,” Riddle decided coolly. “Ace-kun. Deuce-kun. Do you think
you can continue?”
Ace blew off the smoke from his pen. “Good to go.”
Leona’s ears pressed flat against his head. “These guys don’t stand a chance against Riddle.”
“But even if you beat us here, you’re too late to save Diasomnia!” Ruggie insisted with a smirk.
“ Who is too late?” A taller man with sleek, green hair challenged.
“It’s true,” a silver-haired one agreed. “There is not a single injury among the Diasomnia players.”
He gestured formally to Heartslabyul. “Thanks to them.”
“E-eh?! How ?!” Ruggie’s life flashed before his eyes. His ears shot up, and he jolted at the shock.
“I saw you caught in the stampede!”
“Too bad~!” Cater sing-songed. “That was a bunch of me’s in disguise! Thanks to my Signature
Spell- Split Card!”
Cater strode to Leona, meeting his gaze evenly with a sweet smile. “I’ve always wanted to try on
the Diasomnia uniform. Have you seen those colors? I guess I got pretty lucky! I can’t wait to post
it on Magicam!”
“Well now,” the smallest Diasomnia member chuckled. “If that’s the case, I would have let you
borrow my uniform any time.”
He spun around to face the petite man. “Lilia, your uniform would be a little tight on me. Thanks,
though.”
“We heard about it from Riddle-san,” Lilia explained with a deceptively kind smile. “So we put on
a little performance for you.”
The green-haired Diasomnia student straightened his posture. “Naturally, he is in good health! And
he safely guided the panicked crowd to the coliseum without injury using Magic. Be grateful your
stunt didn’t cause any damage!”
Yuu should have taken comfort that the traitorous dorm was eating their just desserts. Yet all she
could taste was sour. The Savanaclaw boys were crumpled on the ground, collared like dogs,
Diasomnia and Heartslabyul were emphasizing their victory. And Leona?
Those weren’t the eyes of anger. His sharp green eyes were pale with grief . Like he had lost
everything he never earned.
Ruggie’s ears slumped, eyes wide in horror. His voice hollowly asked, “Wait, Leona-san? What are
you saying?”
“Idiot,” he scoffed grimly. “If Malleus-san is going to play at top form, there’s no way we can win.
It’s already been decided. I’m dropping out.”
The words stabbed Ruggie through the heart. Pain rimmed his eyes, brows furrowed into a tense
curve. “Wh-What?”
His voice came out a whisper. He reached out a hand, finding no target.
“Malleus-san stuff aside, we took out all the other star players from the other dorms. But if you’re
not even going to try , how do you know?” His voice cracked. “What about our dream?”
“Your nagging is annoying. Let me give you a dose of reality.” Leona’s words came down like a
guillotine. “You’re just a worthless hyena from the slums-“
“-and I’m the loathed second prince who will never be king!” He snarled in a cry. “No matter what
we do- what we try! That will never change!”
“Don’t screw with me!” Ruggie barked, voice cracking at the bite. “What kinda crap is that?!
Giving up after we’ve come this far?!”
Leona’s claws grabbed him by the collar, holding him up by the bandana. Ruggie’s legs swung in
the air, wincing.
Blades of sand rippled in waves from under his feet. The particles dug into skin, ripping away the
material. It kicked up into a vortex, capturing the coliseum in a sandstorm.
“Everything Leona-senpai touches is turning into sand?!” Jack wheezed through the wind
“This is my Unique Magic, King’s Roar!” Leona laughed, voice bellowing like a roar through the
storm. “Ironic, isn’t it? For a prince of the savannah, that hates droughts above all else! To be born
with this !” He raised his free hand, the shards of sand threading through his fingers before digging
his fingernails into Ruggie’s arm.
He ignored her. His taunts continued. “How’re ya feeling, Ruggie?! I bet it hurts real bad , huh?!”
Was blood.
Chapter End Notes
Also: the bandana didn’t disintegrate due to ‘intention’. I like to think that emotions
can drastically change the strength of a spell, thus making Overblot a “meltdown”. He
didn’t mean to hurt Ruggie, but his anger and being on the verge of Overblot? Yeah it
makes things a bit messy.
In a Sea of Stars
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Leona laughed, free of any metal. “Good thing I have good marks in Defense Magic, huh, Riddle-
san?”
The hot liquid made her stomach churn, waves of nausea burning her throat.
He opened his mouth to protest before scooping him up and making a mad dash for it. At some
point, he used his Signature Spell to become a wolf. If she was in better spirits, she might have
joked about it.
If Leona-san is this powerful without being Overblotted, then we’re all screwed!
“Hey, Leona-san!” She barked. “If you have this much power, why are you doing this?!”
“ Why ?” The man scoffed. His hands started to drip with ink. Time was running out. “How’s
knowing the reason going to change anything? Are you going to scold me- or even comfort me?!”
His laugh sounds like the crackle of lightning. “In this world, it doesn’t matter how much talent
and effort someone has- it doesn’t make any difference!”
“Sebek-kun,” the silver-haired blurted hastily, “let’s get the injured out of here.”
Nonetheless, the two scuttled off. Leaving Lilia the sole Diasomnia member in the muck.
“Leona-senpai!” Deuce screamed over the whirlwind. “You used to be an amazing Spelldrive
player! What happened to that?!”
He snarled instead of answering. The ink dripped down his legs.
Lilia was the one to speak, calm and collected. “Men like you are much more suited for a collar
than a crown.”
“Huh?!” The lion spat. His braids whipped out of their binding, leaving an ashen mane in place.
“You appear to be lamenting how you’ll never be king due to order of birth,” Lilia continued
unfazed. “You live slothfully if you aren’t rewarded. And if things don’t go your way, you find
fault in your retainers.” A sad, yet understanding smile pulled at the man’s lip. “You’re no more
than a child throwing a tantrum.”
Yuu took a step forward. Her eyes burned by the grain of the sand. “Leona-senpai! What’s the big
deal about being a king, huh?! Look around! Is this how a king would act?!”
“I’m not a king! And I never will be!” He seethed. Fabric frayed into a curtain.
“Really?!” She challenged. “Then what do you call all them?!” She gestured to Savanaclaw, who
could only watch in horror as Leona was turning himself into a monster. “They don’t care whether
you’re a jester or royalty- you’re their king! They’re your pride!”
“I’ve been loathed since the day I was born!” Leona cried, blinking back black tears. “No place to
belong and no future in sight!” He threw his face in his palms. “It’s so dark -!” His voice cracked.
“No matter what I try, no matter how hard -! This agony, this despair …!”
Leona was fighting it. Begging for a chance for light in his dark world. With no end in sight.
“From the moment I was born!” He snarled. “Until the day I die! I will never be seen as greater
than him!”
He wants to be noticed.
“Why was I born the second son?!” He cried. “Why must this stone weigh on my head?! Why?!”
“Why?!”
“Why?!”
“How come we always get roped into scary stuff anyway?” Cater offered a nervous laugh for
levity’s sake.
“Trey-kun would have my head if I ghosted you. I’ve got your back!”
“If I can’t overturn the world-!” Leona wheezed. His voice was sounding inhuman. Like something
born from darkness itself.
“You don’t have to!” Yuu snapped. “Leona-senpai, I know it looks dark! Life sucks, and it’s
unfair! And if you turn the world upside down for yourself, you’d only be hurting those sitting on
the top!”
I was never meant to be the sun, brighter than anything in the sky.
Ok so real talk. It takes Leona a LOT of time to Overblot. While Riddle gave in pretty
quickly. So, it may be a bit anti-climactic, but I think Leona’s been hurting more than
Riddle. Riddle is more stuck in his ways and not knowing why things aren’t working
for him, but Leona’s desperate for a miracle he can’t make.
I Never Liked the Dark
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
This one’s really short so you don’t get tonal whiplash in the next chapter!
Also, first segment is 1st POV from Leona, before switching to third in the next!
Since I was born, it’s felt like there’s an immovable stone atop my head.
The servant groaned. “His Highness Falena is so bright and cheerful, but…” she sighed in defeat,
“why is his brother so hard to please?”
“On top of that,” another agreed, “he can turn anything he touches into sand using Magic. It’s
terrifying!”
“Could the two of you keep it down?” The eldest servant scolded. “What if someone heard you?”
Dismissive phrases.
I felt them.
Blood by birthright drowns out the heart that beats for more.
If Falena’s the sun with a bright light no one can outshine- no one can ignore,
No place is darker than the heart of the shadow- the pit of the soul blackened by the sun’s scorch.
Leona’s legs buckled from beneath him, strangled sobs scratching at his throat. Savanaclaw caught
their king as he collapsed as he dissolved into a mess of tears.
His pride wrapped their arms around him, embracing him for what he was.
For who he wasn’t.
Hi! So I explained this another fic of mine, but the way I write internal monologues
are full of intentional contradictions or ‘thought fragments’ to emphasize emotion. This
is more so to reflect the way people think and experience emotion. I hope that makes
sense!
Does It Count as Second-Hand Trauma if the Other Guy Doesn’t Have an
Arm?
Chapter Summary
Yuu didn’t know was that Cater got a yellow-card for slamming the Spelldrive disk
into Leona’s face. Or that Riddle turned a blind eye.
Chapter Notes
Btw! For the next arc. Whoever can guess what play that the Film Studies Club will
be performing first will get a shout-out at the reveal!
Hints:
It’s got a movie and a musical
It WAS on Disney+
It’s ironic considering Yuu’s background
None of the TWST characters are based from it
(ie: not 101 Dalmations bc Crewel)
“Mr. Kingscholar.” Crowley’s voice commanded the king’s attention. “You fell into a rampage.
Do you not remember?”
“More importantly!” Grim meowed. “The Spelldrive Tournament is about to begin! If you don’t
confess, I can’t play in the tournament.”
“Is it safe to assume that your dorm caused all the accidents leading up to today?” Crowley
questioned.
Leona’s head hung low, ears flat. “Yeah. That was us.”
Irritation mixed with disappointment radiated from his glowing golden eyes. “Understood. Then,
first of all, Savanaclaw Dorm is disqualified from this year’s tournament. Further punishment will
be decided after I’ve discussed it with those you injured. Is that clear?”
The words came forced. “Crystal.”
“I’ve spoken with all of Leona-san’s victims,” he declared proudly. “And I have their signatures to
prove it. But they demand that Savanaclaw participate.” He presented a stack of papers- a petition
for his claim.
“They’re kinda peeved,” Cater laughed lightly. “We’d bring them all here, but some of them are
on crutches. Such as Trey-kun.”
“We want payback,” Deuce added, popping his knuckles with a resounding crack.
“Personal squabbles involving Magic are prohibited on campus,” Riddle spoke. “And while using
our traditions to settle grudges is disrespectful, I’ll turn a blind eye this once.”
Crowley’s hand folded beneath his mask in thought. “I see. If that’s what they’ve decided. Mr.
Bucchi, however, is another matter.”
Jack entered the scene at a steady jog. “Ruggie-senpai’s fine! He’s going to be okay!”
“Did Ruggie-senpai say anything about the tournament?” Grim asked in a meow.
“I asked him what he thought before Veprl-sensei got to work.” He grabbed Leona by the collar,
demanding his attention. “He says you better give it your best effort. Or he’ll never forgive you.”
Leona’s green eyes went wide before an amused smirk tugged on his lip. “Then I guess I have to
try , huh?”
Crowley sighed tiredly. “My goodness. I’m the fool to think you would have some speech
prepared. I’ll allow Savanaclaw to compete. I must say, as headmaster I would like to avoid having
something like this televised in any capacity.” He paused, looking down at the girl on the court.
“Yuu-kun, your hand is injured, yes? Please have the nurse look at it.”
“Yes, sir.” She held her palm tightly. With the adrenaline ebbing, the pain was starting to settle in.
The headmage contemplated to himself for a moment. “Since the teams have already been
announced, I cannot have you officially compete. It’s most impossible.”
“However!” Crowley cut him off coolly. “We could host an exhibition match. It will be like an
opening act before the main show. You’d have no one to share the spotlight with.”
“I’m good as long as I get to show off!” The cat decided excitedly.
“You’ll need more members,” Ace interrupted, stepping forward. “Count me in. I’ll play for
Ramshackle Dorm.”
“What are you talking about?” Riddle questioned, thoroughly perplexed. “Aren’t you both on team
Heartslabyul?”
“There’s no rule saying you can’t join another dorm’s team, actually,” Cater added. “Sounds like
fun!”
“Don’t even think about it, Cater-kun,” Riddle warned sharply. “You’re one of our regular
members.”
“RIP.”
“Just cheering from the sidelines would be boring,” Ace decided with a mischievous smirk. “I’ll do
whatever it takes to have a shot!”
Deuce decided not to join the grave he was digging. “I-I’m not like him!” He insisted. “I want to
help out Yuu-kun!”
Yuu smiled softly, albeit pained. “Good luck out there, guys.”
She nodded before making her way out of the stadium alone.
Yuu entered Veprl’s infirmary quietly. The pricking pain in her hand had twisted into outright
stabbing. The flesh on the top was like cracked earth, with blood oozing like hot magma.
No one was there this time. Everyone from before was likely supporting their teams from the
bleachers. There was only herself and-
Ruggie-kun.
The dirty blond-haired boy laid sleepily in his bed. His shirt was long gone, exposing his slim,
albeit toned torso. His left arm laid at his side, but his right was gone- a clean stump of flesh
remained. His pale, blue eyes were glassy with exhaustion as they shifted toward her. “Hey, Yuu-
kun.”
She nearly tackled him in the bed, but managed to hold back and settled next to him on the bed.
“How are you feeling, Ruggie-kun?”
“I’m not dead, so that’s good.”
“Veprl-sensei has me doped on painkillers,” he put nonchalantly. “Whatever it is, it’s-“ he made
the ok symbol with his hand.
He smirked. “Me too.” He noticed her hand, taking it in his gently. “He got you, too, huh?”
“Does it hurt?”
He managed a laugh. Genuine, maybe, but hollowed in an emptiness she couldn’t understand.
“Y-Yuu-chan?”
He stared at her, just as lost as she was. “Yuu?” His voice was a whisper.
He stared at her, eyes wide. A gentle smile tugged at his lip. “Yeah. I guess if it’s you, it’s fine.
I’m drugged up anyway, so don’t be mad if I don’t remember.”
She coiled her arms around him, squeezing his torso tight to her. His arm wrapped around her in
return, burying his head into her shoulder. His fluffy ears warmed her nape. His hair tickled her
shoulders. She didn’t care.
He was here.
He was alive.
Yuu turned to face him, eyes still puffy and pink. “Nurse Veprl?”
“You didn’t lose a limb, too, did you?” He groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Veprl took it gently, analyzing it. “It’s mostly external. Let me just clean it up to be safe. An
infection would suck. Other than that, you’re about to have the worst case of eczema in history.”
“Sorry to ruin your little moment, lovebirds,” Veprl hummed. “But mind if I borrow him for a
minute?”
“Big talk coming from the guy in the hospital bed,” Veprl retorted in a deadpan. “I have plenty of
needles. You’ve been literally disarmed.”
His jaw slacked at his joke, bold as it was, before snickering in amusement.
“He almost died today, y’know,” he put bluntly. “He lost a lot of blood.”
She knew that. She knew that she knew that. But coming from a medical professional?
“Using my Signature Spell. There was no time for anything else. Turns out, I can’t rewind the body
to regenerate limbs.”
“So what did you need me for, Veprl-sensei?” Yuu asked softly as he cleaned her busted palm.
“You don’t have Magic, Yuu-kun.” He spoke slower than usual. “You’re not even from Twisted
Wonderland. Watching someone Overblot for the first time can be traumatic. I wanted to make
sure you were ok.”
“I’m not asking about Ruggie-kun. You watched someone you know almost get killed by someone
Overblotted,” he adamantly insisted. “My Unique Magic can do a lot, but I can’t heal the brain or
the heart. Are you okay, Yuu-kun?”
She hesitated. Veprl was an interesting man. He was aloof and laid-back most of the time, with a
sharp tongue and a dark sense of humor. Seeing his green eyes dimmed with genuine worry was
unsettling.
He was unconvinced, but he didn’t push. A silence fell between them as he worked.
Yuu didn’t know was that Cater got a yellow-card for slamming the Spelldrive disk into Leona’s
face. Or that Riddle turned a blind eye.
It was bound to happen sooner or later, she lamented, digging out a tiny tube from her
pocket.
Shark week.
Chapter Notes
Last chance to guess the musical they’re doing! Also, to answer the popular theory, it
isn’t Mulan!
Within the following few days, Ruggie was back to normal. Joking around, getting into trouble,
etc.. If anything, he was getting away with more. And he milked it.
Regarding Leona, he had grown fairly distant. Leona didn’t have an apology in his vocabulary, and
Ruggie didn’t want to bring it up, either. An awkward rift grew in place. The hyena acted as care-
free as he could manage, but he did everything to avoid physical contact with him. Not that Yuu
blamed him.
She had amassed an army of Savannahclaw men. Her lunch tables weren’t so lonesome anymore.
“How’d you get so popular, Yuu-kun?” Ace asked incredulously, practically smushed into her
thanks to the others.
“They should be bowing to me,” Grim grumbled.
“They insist on calling me their Food Angel,” she sighed, as if that explained everything.
She shuffled to the bathroom. Over the past few weeks, she had grown more comfortable using it.
It was routine. No one in the stalls questioned anything or started rumors.
Disaster struck.
It was bound to happen sooner or later, she lamented, digging out a tiny tube from her pocket.
Shark week.
She sighed, standing up and leaving the empty restroom. She stopped when she saw Ruggie take a
turn down the hall. She, not having anything better to do, followed.
Is this stalking? She asked, about the boy who followed her and stole her phone.
He found him in an empty classroom accompanied only by a lunch tray. His ears twitched as she
entered.
“You smell weird,” he bluntly pointed out. “Shishishi. It’s blood moon for you, huh?”
“It’s not the best part of the circle of life,” he admitted plainly.
He snickered before taking a bite of his food. Yuu sat in comfortable silence.
Ruggie was ambidextrous, but tended to favor his right side. The right side that wasn’t there. She
watched him fumble with his fork wordlessly.
“What’s wrong with being alone?” Ruggie shot back. “People are exhausting.”
“You’re getting defensive,” she pointed out evenly. “If you don’t want to answer, just say so.”
He growled to himself, ruffling his own hair in frustration. “It’s nothing, Yuu-kun. It’s just… hard.
People staring at me like I’ll break.” He laughed darkly. “But I guess that did happen, huh? My
arm broke apart.” He glared daggers at his tray, appetite gone. “I don’t want their pity.”
“You may be weird,” Ruggie decided with a smal smile, “but I kinda wish there were more people
like you.”
A wish.
“Yuu-kun, you never came back!” Deuce pointed out as they walked to their next class.
Good for you, Grim. I’ll just have to get something later.
“Think like an honor student,” his darker haired friend sighed in defeat.
“It’s hard staying awake in Trein’s class,” Grim sympathized. “He’s so boring!”
“Good thing he’s not the one teaching,” Yuu pointed out.
In Trein’s place, leaning on the desk, was the familiar school nurse. He was busy thumbing
through some papers, not sparing them so much as a glance.
“That’s the school nurse, right?” Ace asked. “What’s his name?”
“Do you think that old hairball finally kicked the bucket?” Grim suspected.
“Don’t say things like that!” Deuce scolded through gritted teeth.
Yuu decided to avoid a scolding and took her seat. Ace followed.
“So why’d you actually skip lunch?” He asked in a murmur.
“I couldn’t eat with all those Savanaclaw guys there,” she answered simply.
“Uh-huh. Sure.” He slid over a granola bar. “At least eat this.”
She stared at the plastic before unraveling it in her hand. “Thank you.”
Deuce and Grim joined them on the row. The flow of students didn’t stop there, either. More and
more trickled in one by one. She spotted Epel and waved him over.
“That should be everyone,” Veprl muttered to himself. “I’ll keep this brief. Who can tell me what
the common denominator is of this class?”
“Exactly.” He grabbed a piece of chalk with his hands and started writing on the board. “This is a
seminar I’ve asked Crowley to let me teach. And you know I’m desperate when I ask to teach. I
suck at it.”
“A lot of you don’t know me, or know me too well.” He spared a glance at Yuu. “I’m Nurse
Ambrose Veprl. You can call me Veprl-sensei, or Nurse Veprl.”
A hush fell over the crowd as a tension squeezed the life out of the class.
“And specifically, Overblot. I’m sure some of you have heard rumors of two Dorm Leaders
Overblotting. Who can tell me what causes Overblot?”
“Felmier.”
“Emotional stress.”
“You got it.” He leaned back on the desk, ankles overlapping easily. “I’m not going to tell you all
not to use Magic. I mean. This is Night Raven College. If you’re going to try out stupid Magic
stuff, do it here. But Magic is like a battery. It’s power. With a proper circuit and outlet, you can
use that power to fuel many appliances and tools. That’s what those pens of yours are for, to
control your output.”
“Stress is like pressure. What happens when pressure around a battery is too much?”
A hand.
“Zigvolt.”
“But that can’t happen to us, right?” A Heartslabyul student insisted out-of-turn.
“It can happen to anyone with Magic.” Veprl’s voice was deep with a harshness. “And your
teachers won’t always be there to bail you kids out. Our job is to guide you, not bail you out of your
problems. That’s your job.”
“What’s so dangerous about a little extra power?” A Scarabia student asked.
Veprl was silent as he bent over to the shattered pieces on the ground. “You can die. You lose
control.”
“Spade.”
Veprl nodded heavily. “You lose control, and you will crash. Sometimes bringing other people
down with you.”
“Yuu.”
“Good question coming from the Magicless one,” a Pomefiore student scoffed.
“Those with pre-existing mental health conditions are more likely to Overblot,” Veprl answered
evenly, effectively cutting off the remark. “This isn’t a normal health class, kids. This is a matter of
life and death. Unless you want to explode. In which case-“ he jotted a number on the board
“here’s a hotline.”
“So how do we take care of our brains or whatever?” Another Scarabia student asked after
elevating his palm.
Veprl extended a stack of papers. “You’re all going to answer these quizzes honestly. Before
scheduling an appointment with me. It is your responsibility to schedule it. Failure to do so, or
show up, will result in an automatic fail.”
“I never said you were,” the nurse replied coolly. “Overblot can happen to all of us. If not for
yourself, think about those you love.”
Ace raised his hand. “Veprl-sensei, you sound like you’re speaking from experience.”
The room was dark with smooth jazz lulling an undercurrent. A gloomy glow emanated from
behind the glass shield. Pearls of light were like angler’s treasure, drawing her closer in. Black
leather as sleek as an eel sheened in the pearly lights. The pressure was understated, yet assumed.
Yuu felt like she might drown.
“Ah~!” A slick voice greeted. “A little shrimp has come to see us!”
“Welcome to Mostro Lounge,” another voice greeted suavely. A tall, cyan-haired man offer her a
polite, closed-mouth smile. “This is your first time visiting us, yes?”
“A pleasure to have you, Yuu-san.” He bowed politely. “Please allow me to explain a few pointers
for this establishment. Mostro Lounge is a place for social meeting between gentlemen. Disputes
between dormitories are prohibited. Here, you follow Octavinelle’s rules regardless of native dorm
residency. Please follow our rules with respect, and enjoy your time here.”
Then why did she feel like she was swimming with sharks?
“Yuu-san,” Jade’s voice interrupted, “Azul-san will see you now. If it’s well with you, your drink
is in the VIP Room.”
“Thank you.” She stood up. “Can you show me where that is?”
Seated behind a lavish, dark desk was a man she hadn’t met. Silver locks fell in front of his face in
elegant waves. Adirft on the silver sea was a black fedora with a twisted shell ornament latched
onto the side like an anchor. A tie matching its shade neatly rested at his collar. His thin hands
were gloved with ivory. Draping atop his shoulders was a lavender-gray coat with the sleeves
falling aside to the side like the drape of a waterfall. Cool, calculating eyes peered at her through a
pair of unassuming glasses. His thin lips quirked into a smile that didn’t meet them.
“Please take a seat, Yuu-san.” His voice was just as suave as his appearance.
By all accounts, he seemed like a charming man. And yet, there was something about those eyes
that reminded her of a dagger’s blade. She faced him, finding her cup as she sat down.
“I’m impressed,” she commented. “I thought a place like this would put all of its budget into decor.
But this is really good.”
He smiled. “We do our best to satisfy every customer. I don’t believe we’ve formally met. I’m
Azul Ashengrotto, Dorm Head of Octavinelle, and the boss of the Mostro Lounge. What would
you like to discuss?”
A tightness coiled around her that she couldn’t quite place. “I heard you grant wishes.”
“That is one way to put it.” Something twinkled in his eye. “I make deals.”
“How selfless of you,” he praised with an sugar-free sweetness. “There is one problem, however.
You do not possess any Magic, nor do you have a beautiful voice or even a title. You’re an
ordinary human. The higher the demand, the steeper the cost. What did you have in mind?”
“An arm.”
“My friend lost an arm. I was hoping you could help me with a prosthetic.”
No loopholes.
“Not just any kind, either. One that he can use as a real arm.”
He hummed to himself, leaning back in his seat a bit. “That is quite the order. Such an interesting
deal. What could you offer to amount to so much?”
He chuckled. “Truth be told, I am rather curious about you. You must have quite the origin to
confuse the Mirror so. So, tell me something I can use. A secret .”
“A trade secret, if you will,” he insisted sweetly. “A rather benevolent offer, wouldn’t you agree?”
“Simple. Failure to fulfill your end frees me to do whatever I please with the information. Sell it,
use it, or trade it away.”
He smiled sweetly. “Your club has a play coming up, yes? All you have to do is get a lead part.”
“A lead ?”
There goes my plan of being a stagehand. There are so many Pomefiore students wanting the
spotlight- not to mention seniority-
“A lead,” he affirmed. “Whether that be the main character, a love interest, or I’ll even accept an
animal sidekick. Something memorable. What do you say?”
Auditions are in three days. The cast list will be posted the next. So four days…
His silvery eyes lit up like sunken treasure as he whipped out a golden scroll illuminating like a
golden doubloon. “Please sign here!”
How he whipped them up so fast, Yuu charted it up to Magic. She skimmed the terms before
signing her name.
She stood up, taking a sip. If she was going down, she was going down swinging. “I’m a girl, and
I’m on my period.”
Also! The reason Azul doesn’t gamble for the dorm. He wants to build a trust with her
before he plays with it. Ask for a little before asking for a lot. There’s a sociology
name for it I don’t feel like looking up, but it’s popular in commerce and such.
EDIT: It’s the foot-in-the-door phenomenon! Thank you Intern_Seraph for being my
other braincell.
Pizza My World
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Thank you all so much for your amazing guesses! You’re all so creative and smart! I
hadn’t even considered most of them!
(Originally was going to have it mentioned in this chapter, but the draft I had started
before I checked the comments left no room for it)
He hummed to himself before slowly nodding. “If you’re sure. Vil-senpai says singing into a well
helps. Somethin’ about resonance?”
Epel tried his hand at small talk. “I thought you were going to be part of the tech crew. What
changed your mind?”
“It is.” Her voice was firm, eyes glimmering with conviction.
“Y’know what they say about feeding ducks?” She met his gaze evenly. “They’ll never leave you
alone again.”
He laughed, covering his mouth with his palm. Soon, they were there at the cobblestone well at the
back of the building.
“So what part are you hoping for, Yuu-kun?”
“You know Vil-senpai. What do you think I’d have the best chance of getting?”
Epel hummed in thought. “Honestly, I don’t know. Rook-senpai knows him better than I do. From
what I’ve heard, Vil-senpai prioritizes the finished product instead of something dumb like
politics. What I mean is, if a senior auditioned, they wouldn’t get the part if someone younger than
them would be better. That’s admirable, I think,” he decided. “You’d think someone like him
would be the type to think the sun comes up just to hear him crow.”
She just nodded and smiled. “So I guess I’ll try for the lead and see what I get.”
“Hey, minion,” Grim greeted as Yuu walked through the door, “Crowley dropped something off
for you.”
“I don’t feel like cooking,” she admitted. “Think you can handle the cafeteria?”
Her stomach churned as she face-planted onto her bed. She probably should eat something, she
halfheartedly scolded herself.
Yuu: [ok]
And that was enough people for her. She’d ask Ace and Deuce to do something later. For now?
She wanted to keep the people to a minimum.
Cay-Cay: [coolio.]
And that was that. If she were feeling any better, she might have roped some others into this…
whatever it was. A hangout? A sleepover? Who’s to say.
But also, people were exhausting. 2 was enough. Grim doesn’t count. He was a leech.
Or maybe an annoying little brother. He was like that rabbit from that cartoon.
“Fair enough.”
“By the way, does Cater-san know about the whole girl-thing?”
Yuu would normally press, but she did not need to open up pandora’s box. She was stressed
enough, thanks.
“Don’t be surprised if he tries to add you to their group-chat. It’s called the Yuu-Protection-Squad,
or something like that?”
Ruggie barked a laugh. “Has he met you? You should be the one protecting them!”
Lo and behold, the familiar ginger senpai arrived with two pizzas and a box of donuts stacked on
top.
“I bring food!”
Ruggie popped his head in, ears perked. “Anyone who brings food is good with me, shishi.”
“Cool-cool!” He beamed.
“I’ll take those.” Ruggie swiped the box on top with his hand.
Yuu lightly smacked his knuckles. “Oh no you don’t. You’re not getting between me and
chocolate.”
He sighed in defeat. That didn’t stop him from grabbing the first four out of the box.
“So, Ruggie-kun!” Cater greeted cheerily. “I don’t think we’ve really met! I’m Cater Diamond, but
you can call me Cay-Cay.”
Ruggie decided no that wasn’t happening. “Thanks for the food, Cater-senpai.”
Yuu laughed at the two, serving the slices onto paper plates.
“You two can always crash here if it gets too late,” Yuu offered. “I have way too many extra
rooms.”
Ruggie grunted, clearly not thrilled with that idea. “What’s the movie?”
Despite his words and tense shoulders, there was a certain relaxed air to the hyena. There wasn’t
any pity, no one brought up his lost limb in joke or concern, it was all so normal.
Y’know that feeling when a cat sits in your lap and you really need to move?
Think that.
Y’know that scene with Mickey? Yeah we’re not doing that. You get something else
instead. We cool with that?
The Red Rose in the Field of White
Chapter Notes
This one’s short! But there’s a lot of hints and allusions to Yuu’s backstory. So! To my
analytics! This one’s for you!
A mismatched menagerie embellished the walls. Bursts of loud color cracked through the
monochrome. Picture-perfect pieces of furniture, from a catalogue decorated the room with
suspicious perfection.
A photobashed memory.
A pool of her image stared back at her, trapped in the glass ahead. She approached it without
hesitance. Her fingers caressed the cold visage.
The her inside was not the she she knew. She had longer hair. Her eyes were duller. Bruises
mottled her skin in blooms of red and purple, thus marring the monochrome.
Yuu recoiled.
Down
Down
Down
I need to breathe!
She gasped for air. Disseminated glass shards sewed into the ground like thorns. Blots of crimson
bled onto the floor. Yuu’s frame heaved in agony as she spat out even more hot liquid.
There was no color in this world. The domain was a blinding white, with black oozing like ink on
the paper. It took no form, yet stained the page the same. Thinner strokes swam upward from the
pools of ebony lifeblood before waltzing in sketches. No clear distinction could be made, as they
were formless forms- a shell that eclipsed the soul.
Why?
The voice was hers- could you call it that? An unplayed tone that in spite rang in her head like a
remembering resonance in the fog of forgetfulness.
A figure reflected at her feet. Had it always been there? She reached down, daring to touch the
shadow.
It swallowed her.
Why is it so dark?
“Yuu-chan!”
“Yuu-chan, you keep dozing off!” Her friend scolded. “C’mon! We’ll be late for next period!”
She didn’t question her. She gave a curt nod before following her to the next room.
The hallways were plain. Lacking any and all decor. The lighting was too bright. It hurt her eyes.
Everything was so gray.
Why am I so sore?
She stopped.
The one decoration in the hall. A single, golden mirror. The frame was thick with many intricate
designs etched into its flesh. They were familiar. Nostalgic, even. But what was in the mirror was
the real picture.
Her lip was cracked and busted from an unseen blunt force. Dark circles drooped under her eyes.
She had covered it up, but there were red markings around her neck.
What happened.
“I’m right here.” His eyes were a gentle green. A color she’d nearly forgotten in the gray.
She tackled him into a hug, burying her face into his chest.
That was-
A sharp pain dug into her scalp, penetrating her cranium. She gasped as it split her conscious
further.
I’ll be good
“From before….?”
She nodded once, not looking at him. “I’m scared… that once I remember. I’ll have to go back.”
That one day, the fairytale will end. The clock will strike 12, and she’d be gone.
We’re getting rid of Mickey. You get this Mirror Dream Sequence instead. We cool?
Get Your Shovels, Boys
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Yuu didn’t elaborate on her dream to either Cater or Ruggie about her nightmare. Ruggie didn’t
even ask, opting more so to make sure she was hydrated. He wasn’t exactly the feelings-type. As
such, he didn’t know what to do with a friend in need, and left her to the professional- Cater.
“So Headmaster Crowley finally got you your uniform, huh? That’s pretty cool.”
“I guess I should try it on,” she mused to herself. “Stay out here?”
“Kk!” He beamed.
And just like, she ducked into another room to get changed.
He may not show it, but he was honestly worried for his friend. (Were they friends? He felt closer
than that to her).
#FoodAngel?
It was a bit hypocritical to want her to open up to him- not to mention arrogant.
His fingers stopped over Vil’s page. The film studies club was about to do some show, right? That
meant Yuu would be part of it- even if it was just tech crew.
“Hey, Yun-Yun,” he called from the other side. “What part are you going to try for the play?”
“The lead, I think.” Her voice was tense, probably focused on buttons or something.
If by some miracle she got the part, he’d have to watch her get kissed. Live. On stage.
The door opened, revealing Yuu- tone-deaf to his internal struggle. The Dorm Uniform Crewel-
sensei had designed fit her flawlessly.
It had a puffy, black coat with holographic embellishments toward the ends of the trim, reaching
mid-waist. The inside of it had similar designs resembling spider webs- or even broken glass.
Beneath that was a white sleeved shirt, and white shorts with more holographic designs similar to
the overcoat. Her legs weren’t bare, however, instead sporting thin black leggings that dipped into
her white boots. The inside leather appeared to have a vague resemblance to Grim’s bow, but the
outside had a larger version of the crystals seen on the pen tops. Being that she was the dorm
prefect, her uniform came with a headpiece, too- albeit small. They looked like broken glass
shards- each a lighter version of each dorm’s signature color, clipping back loose strands of her hair
from her face.
She looked too good. His heart couldn’t take it. He snapped a picture for his funeral.
“How do I look?” She asked shyly.
This girl. The same girl who socked Riddle in the face and challenged Leona was being bashful
over how she looked .
“I think Crewel was having a meltdown over that one,” Cater joked.
“They look like goth disco balls with moon boots,” she deadpanned.
“So true!” He barked a laugh. “Oh, by the way! Speaking of costumes. Your club does open
auditions, right? Like, anyone can try out?”
“It was Rook-senpai’s idea, I think. You never know when you’ll find a rose among the thorns, or
something like that? But anyone who doesn’t make the cut is put onto tech crew.”
He nodded to himself. “That’s fair. That way no one can cause drama over it.”
“Avoid dairy, and drink apple juice when you’re preparing for high notes,” he rattled off easily.
“Do you have any experience singing?”
“I think I used to act before I got here.” Her voice was unsure, but it was more specific than
anything she had mentioned to her previous life.
“Um, okay?”
Cay-Cay: [>:(]
Riddle: [seeing that she’s gotten quite popular with Savanaclaw, I doubt there will be shortage of
applicants]
Ace Up My Sleeve: [and they can smell her girl-ness, can’t they]
Vil was staring at the applicant list blankly. He always had some difficulty managing the aspiring
Pomefiore students’ passion. They fought for the spotlight- and it was honestly refreshing. He
wouldn’t mind stoking those flames.
But these stack of papers? They weren’t from Pomefiore. They were primarily from Savanaclaw-
the most brutish dorm in the school.
“Roi du Poisson,” a sing-song voice chimed. “Vous allez albîmer votre belle peau with all that
worry.”
He showed him the stack. “I’m about to have the most technically stunning show Night Raven
College has ever seen.”
“Perhaps you’ll find out soon. Un bon chasseur attend le meille prix.”
“I hear Jamil-senpai’s good,” Ace answered. “He and I are in the same club. Also, he kinda owes
you.”
“Hey!” She nearly ran into him in her impulsive ambush. “You’re a good dancer, right?”
He stared in surprise at her for a moment before nodding. “I suppose I can help you. You did do
me a favor for catching Savanaclaw.”
“Heartslabyul socked Leona-san in the face with the disc!” Kalim laughed. “You should have seen
it!”
What do you all think of Yuu’s Dorm Uniform? Lots of hints and symbolism as usual,
but I think I like it? What I’m picturing in my head, at least!
Amber and Opal
Chapter Summary
“Oui. But a grande opportunité! Imagine! Night Raven College’s meillers biioux
studding the crown. This will definitely aide in your reputation come the Culture
Festival!”
“La bouche est plus rapide que le cerveau, Beautiful Vil. Let your talents shine in
cultivating these potatoes of yours.”
Chapter Notes
Leona’s eyes scanned his near-empty dorm. He was honestly baffled by it. He didn’t keep anyone
in Savanaclaw on a short leash, per say, but he could usually find at least some students loitering in
the lobby. And if not, they were out on the field. Those he did find were muttering to themselves
with a conviction he didn’t understand.
He didn’t blame them for acting so strangely. Leona almost killed Ruggie in front of them. He still
couldn’t find the words to apologize for that. Like, how would you even go about that?
‘Hey sorry for ripping off your arm. Was having an off day. Won’t happen again.’
Now one.
Thanks to him.
‘King’ or not, Leona needed to earn back their trust and loyalty.
“What’s eating you?” The hyena asked stiffly, leaning away from him.
“How can I fix whatever the crap,” he gestured between them, “this is?”
He hummed to himself, thinking. A smirk tugged at his lip. “You want me to forgive you?
Audition for the film studies play.”
“Yep. And try your best. Prove to the dorm that you can do better.”
Oh. So this was a challenge. Proof that he was willing to try for them .
“Your movements are too stiff,” Jamil scolded lightly. “Loosen up a bit. Don’t let the music
control you; let it inspire.”
“Next time I have a speech, I’m playing Beethoven,” she groaned. “That’ll motivate them!”
He rolled his eyes. “Your body language is crucial to portray the emotion you want people to
understand. The eyes and lips can say a lot, but to the people in the far back, they see posture. In
dance, it’s the same way. While the musical numbers relies on melody and lyric, the body
language solidifies conviction. Where words fail, the body compensates.”
“Good. Now you try to lead.” He guided her hand to his waist.
“Straighten up your shoulders,” he instructed evenly. “You said you have acting experience, right?
How would the character of the Dimitri act?”
There was a neutral silence between them before Yuu could answer. “I think he’d be scared. Of
Anya finding out about the con, for one.“
“And?” He pressed.
Her voice was softer than she wanted. “And of getting too close. Even before the massacre, he was
deemed unworthy of breathing the same air as the Romanovs.”
“He’s a nobody compared to Anastasia. And he knows that. And even so, he stuck out his neck for
her. He could have been killed for helping Anastasia and her grandmother.”
“Go on.”
“He doesn’t want to lose anyone else. He’s lying to himself to keep himself safe, and to make
things easier for Anya.”
“Are you sure this is a good idea, boss?” Floyd asked in his usual drawl.
“We need to ensure that Yuu-san is unable to complete his end of the contract,” Azul insisted
evenly.
“Most of which are from Savanaclaw,” Azul pointed out. “Vil-san won’t let them in so easily. If
anything, Yuu-san’s audition may prove to be a relief to him, thus elevating his strengths in the
group of mediocrity. If I audition and receive a part, that’s one less available role Yuu-san has a
chance to be casted for.”
“I can easily scout potential VIP clients from behind the scenes in lieu of an additional branch for
now. Rehearsals are always kept to a strict schedule as well. Vil-san knows the importance of
time.”
“Rook-kun, would you care to explain why I have the leader of Savanaclaw and Azul-san’s names
on these papers?”
Rook glanced over before bursting into a small fit of laughter. “This will certainly be the most
interesting audition!”
“And long.”
“Oui. But a grande opportunité! Imagine! Night Raven College’s meillers biioux studding the
crown. This will definitely aide in your reputation come the Culture Festival!”
“La bouche est plus rapide que le cerveau, Beautiful Vil. Let your talents shine in cultivating these
potatoes of yours.”
Also!! Every Dorm Arc has a theme tied to it. Care to guess which theme this one is?
NRC’s Potato Fair
Chapter Summary
“Riddle-san’s name isn’t in here,” was all Vil could respond with.
Chapter Notes
ALSO! A lot of the exchanges are from memory or a glance at what I can find of the
script. In the actual play they put on, it will not be verbatim or anything (that would be
so so long), and what fun is there in that? You want chaos, you get chaos.
Ruggie was at the very least interested to see how this would play out. Honestly, he didn’t expect
the ever-lazy lion to take the challenge. Playing dress-up wasn’t exactly a hobby of Leona’s,
neither was rehearsing for some play. He didn’t even know if Leona could sing- not that he cared.
Either way, it was bound to be entertaining.
He winced. Now if only he could get his arm to stop hurting so much. Well, lack of arm. He did
his best to hide it, but it hurt something fierce- even with it being ‘healed’.
Where he was from, medical care was a matter of life or death, but with a hefty price tag to boot. It
was crucial for him to learn young how to take care of himself, or go broke trying.
And there was no way he was going to be seen visiting the nurse’s, either. He didn’t want any more
pity.
The next day went by too fast, in Yuu’s opinion. Or maybe painfully slow. Either way, she was
nervous. Really nervous.
“Aren’t you trying out, too, Ace-kun?” Grim asked with a curious flick of his tail.
“Is it true that there will be a kiss at the end?” Deuce asked.
“You’re a beast,” the ginger sighed incredulously, “so you wouldn’t get it.”
“I’ll be cheering you on, Yuu-kun,” Deuce decided with a shy smile.
“What about me, Deucy?” Ace pressed with a frown. “You gonna cheer me on?”
Ace glared at him. Deuce kept walking. Yuu snorted. They entered Professor Crewel’s class
without issue. Yuu strapped on her goggles. The last period of the day.
Alchemy class didn’t rely so heavily on grade, but rather skill level. Crewel-sensei purposefully
paired scientifically stronger students with the weaker ones so that they might both benefit. It
wasn’t a method Professor Trein agreed with, but he couldn’t argue with results.
At least it kept her mind off things. She focused on her work with Deuce, while an explosion of
pink went off behind her.
Epel entered the room with his usual natural grace, a bundle of papers in hand. They were about
two inches in width, if Vil had to guess.
Rook was hiding a smirk behind his hand. Vil wasn’t one for violence, but part of him wanted to
smack it off of him. But no, he was a pacifist.
“Is your name in here somewhere, Epel-kun?” He asked, thumbing through them.
“Maybe we should invite Malleus-san,” Rook contemplated. “Nous pourrions les collector tous, at
this rate.”
“Riddle-san’s name isn’t in here,” was all Vil could respond with.
Vil added the bundle to his ever growing tower. What’s a few more floors?
“Rook-kun, if you find this so amusing, I invite you to assist in sorting through all these potatoes.”
The end of the day rolled around quickly. As promised, Rook was right there with Vil. A bit too
chipper, if he might add. Alas, he couldn’t complain too much. He was all he had left of his sanity.
As it turned out as a surprise to no one, most of Savanaclaw came in underprepared- or even over.
The over-acting was atrocious. And the singing? Abysmal. Did a hornbill teach them? They were
but humble spuds. He gave credit for effort, however.
The first real gem of the day was Cater Diamond- no pun intended, Rook insisted.
“Hello, Cater-san,” Vil greeted stiffly. “What part will you be auditioning for?”
He hummed to himself before deciding to answer. “Dimitri.”
“I’d love to hear your rendition of ‘Paris Holds the Key’!” Rook beamed.
He did not need this to take any longer than it needed to.
Even with a heartfelt performance in tone, Cater’s acting was too relaxed. It was on the cusp of
greatness, which made it even more frustrating to watch. However, it was still a breath of fresh air
compared to whatever you could call Savanaclaw. Still, a kazoo is more pleasant than clanging
cymbals.
“Can you read for Dimitri, Monsieur Diamond?” Rook requested. “I’ll read for Vladimir.”
Rook took a deep breath, getting into character. “That means Anya-chan has found her family. We
have found the heir to the throne. And you…”
“But-“
“Attraction?” Cater scoffed. “To that brat? Have you lost it?”
Too light of a performance , Vil decided. He’s not fully committing himself to the role. He’s too in
control of himself. Still, he’s not bad.
For good measure, he had Cater try for a few other roles before returning to Dimitri, in hopes that
he was just shaken with pre-stage jitters.
“Kk! Thanks for your time! Was fun!” He smiled, leaving as carefree as he entered.
Vil wished he could have savored Cater’s voice a bit longer. The next few attempts were less
painful. Or maybe they seemed that way in comparison? He was losing braincells either way. And
his standards. In entered Yuu.
Vil was more on the positive-neutral end when it came to him. He knew how to return borrowed
items, always expressed interest when he could, and stayed true to himself. Besides, he had a face
that could rival Epel’s in natural innocence.
“Good afternoon, Yuu-san,” he greeted with a polite smile. “What part will you be trying for
today?”
“Which would you prefer first?” He asked, ignoring his blond comrade.
Yuu nodded.
The song sample went over smoothly enough. His singing was a bit softer than expected, which
automatically put him at a disadvantage. Dimitri was a more rugged character, with a cold outside
and a hard-to-reach softer core.
“I’ll read for Vladimir,” Vil decided. “That means Anya-chan has found her family. We have found
the heir to the throne. And you-“
“Will walk out of her life.” Yuu swallowed thickly, brow tensed. “Forever.”
“But Dim-“
“Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys.” His voice was firm, yet devoid of any conviction.
Yuu nodded.
“Dimitri-kun,” Yuu’s voice spoke with an unspoken command, “do you think I’m royalty?”
Yuu shot him an annoyed glare with a hand on his hip, not even glancing at the script. “Then stop
bossing me around!”
“I’ll start for Dimitri this time,” Rook declared. “Here. I bought you a dress.”
“The circus- I think it’s still in here,” he jested with a skeptical look.
“One more, if you don’t mind,” Vil requested. “This time, I’ll read for Dimitri.”
“Okay,” he breathed.
“But I appreciate your apology.”
He left out the rest, seeing how long it’d take Yuu to respond in a natural fashion-
Rook sputtered. Vil smirked. A bit crude, but he could work with it.
“Okay.”
Rook hummed to set her key before hitting play on the track.
“Far away,” Yuu’s voice boomed, “long ago.” She reached out into the far-off nothing “glowing
dim-“ he closed his palm “as an ember. Things my heart used to know.” His face twisted in pain.
“Things it yearns to remember.”
Rook was the one to dismiss her. A pity, honestly. Because then he started drowning in more
potatoes. He was not a farmer, for Sevens’ sake!
“It’s nice to see you, too, Rook-san,” he returned with his casual smile.
“What part are you here for?” Vil asked, looking over his applicant sheet.
“Dimitri, if I may.”
If that’s not fitting, I’m not sure what is, Vil thought to himself.
“Qui vous convenient!” Rook exclaimed with a slight chortle. “I’ll read for Anastasia for you!”
Azul responded with aloofness. “It was a place I lived in once. The end.”
“Well, then you must plan on making Paris your true home!” Rook adamantly insisted.
“Next section,” Vil transitioned coolly. “I’ll read for Empress Marie.”
He straightened out the papers. “And others have come from Timbuktu.”
Azul returned hastily. “No it’s not-“ he took a deep breath. “It’s not what you think.”
Vil threw his script down, slamming his hand onto the table. “How much pain must you inflict on
an old woman for money? Remove him at once!”
“But she is the Grand Duchess!” Azul adamantly appealed, his papers crinkling in his tight
knuckles. “She is Anastasia! I’m telling you! If you only speak to her- you’ll see!”
Rook joined as Anya, his breath no more than a murmur. “It was all a lie, wasn’t it?”
“You used me?” Rook demanded, voice quaking. “I was just part of your stupid con to get
money?”
Azul opened his mouth to respond, but the blond cut him off. “How much was it, Dimitri-kun?
How much am I worth to you?!”
His blue eyes flared in panic. At the ad-lib or for the act, Vil wasn’t sure.
“Look, it may have started like that- but everything’s different now! Because you really are
Anastasia!”
“What song would you like?” He returned, back to his usual demeanor.
Azul’s performance was far more regal than Cater’s. More controlled, which made his cracks of
emotions more heartbreaking.
Interesting …
The last audition of the day, even with all the interesting and uninteresting applicants was Leona
Kingscholar.
Vil smiled sweetly, yet he felt the vein in his head practically bulge. “Leona-san, care to explain
why over half your dorm was here today?”
Vil passively endured Leona’s audition. He wasn’t bad, honestly. And that angered him. His voice
was rugged- seductive, even, with those growly undertones. His line delivery actually had some
semblance of effort behind them, too.
Call Vil spiteful, but he had just the role for him.
Yuu didn’t sleep. Well, couldn’t would be more accurate. Either way, she was a zombie. But
luckily, where she was going? They had coffee.
She swung by the cafeteria. It was Friday. That meant that after the cast list was posted, and if her
name wasn’t there, then Azul had the whole weekend to do whatever he wanted with that secret
she told him.
She had nearly forgotten that he arrived to school early. Ace, meanwhile, opted to sleep in as long
as possible for the heck of it. Breakfast was optional, she supposed.
“Yeah. I’m just nervous about the cast list,” she admitted.
“This may sound um, offensive, but why do you want to get a part so badly?”
He was a bit dissatisfied, but nodded all the same. “How do you think you did?”
“I did my best,” she said as if trying to convince herself. “I can’t hope for much more, right?”
“Then you should be fine.” He offered a bright smile. “From what I’ve seen, your best is more than
enough.”
Deuce-kun, how can you say those sort of things with a straight face?
He didn’t seem to notice, instead paying more mind to his breakfast. He took the chance to look
over his homework, too, like a good honor’s student should.
“What did you get for that last problem on that math assignment?” Yuu asked.
“38.”
There was nothing wrong with it. Nothing at all. Just a white sheet of paper with black lettering.
Ruggie saw the cast list before Leona did. Not that he particularly cared about it, honestly, but
rather…
Look, seeing his name in big letters, co-starring with him ? Oh he was going to make sure that
theatre was packed. He’d make sure to record it for the kids in the neighborhood, too. They could
use some quality entertainment. He might even sell some copies.
Azul had seen a lot of pages in his lifetime. His livelihood demanded it, or course. His growing
collection of golden contracts locked in the safe was a testament to that.
And yet, despite his familiarity with it, the words in front of him were foreign.
“Hey, Azul-senpai.”
“I want my arm.”
He pinched the bridge of his nose. Costarring with Yuu already made a dent in his schedule. But
the rest of the cast?
Main Cast:
Rook laughed at the list. “Vil-san, I must ask why you insisted on casting Roi des Lions as
Vladimir instead of Rasputin.”
Vil scrolled through his phone, not even looking at him. “If he thinks he can waste my entire
evening sorting through his unwashed potatoes and get out of it easily, he doesn’t know me at all.
He’ll learn the true value of effort.”
“Thanks to Leona-san and Azul-san, I’m having to adjust this script. If they insist on giving me a
migraine, I’m going to at least ensure that it’s worth a watch.”
Chapter Notes
Ruggie walked into the dorm smelling food. Not burnt food, either. Like. The edible kind. Not that
Ruggie was picky about quality. The weirdest part was that he was the designated chef. Everything
made sense when he waked into the kitchen.
He wasn’t particularly fond of the nickname. It wasn’t bad, per-say but there was nothing angelic
about Yuu. Angels didn’t throw kitchen knives or threaten to use them in a vasectomy. Not that
Ruggie was complaining. It was kinda hot, in a way.
“Hey, Ruggie-kun!” She greeted with a smile. “Sorry. I let myself in.”
“Doesn’t look like they put up much of a fight,” he scoffed, looking at the other boys.
“When you pray for a miracle and you’re sent Yuu-san, you don’t question it,” one of them argued.
“Costarring with Azul-senpai must be nerve-wracking,” Jack empathized. “The guy’s good at
everything.”
“Do you think Leona-san will come eat with us?” A third-year asked.
Ruggie sniffed the air. If he had to guess, there was a 30% chance of that happening. All he could
smell was meat. Made sense. There was like, nothing else in the fridge. Even so, Leona always
waited for Ruggie to bring him his food. Spoiled brat.
“If he doesn’t, I’ll take it to him,” he hummed. “If there’s any left. Shishishi.”
Ruggie followed in suit. It wasn’t his fault if Yuu decided to starve. Which she wasn’t. He
wouldn’t let her be that idiotic. She did humor her pack and sat with them, listening to their stories
in a contented silence. She even offered to help with their homework (though she was awful at
math and chemistry).
For a moment, Ruggie wondered what a traditional mother was like. He didn’t ever spend much
time thinking of what wasn’t; self-pity was one way to get yourself killed. He only focused on what
he could do about it- even if it meant breaking the law. The law didn’t protect him, so why should
he care?
Dinner was over as quickly as it started. The boys discovered they had manners and tidied up the
dishes for her.
“Hey, Ruggie-kun, can I talk to you alone?” Yuu asked in a gentle murmur.
She didn’t take any offense as he led her to his room. She took a detour before heading in after
him. Maybe if he were a more of a gentleman, he’d be embarrassed about bringing a girl to his
personal quarters. But Ruggie was no gentleman.
“What’s up?”
She set down the massive black case she had grabbed from… somewhere stashed in Savanclaw.
He could imagine how difficult it’d be to cook with that behemoth of luggage in-hand. Especially
since he had one. Maybe he could master using his feet instead. He’d have to look into it.
She opened the case with a pop. He stared at the contents inside, wide eyed.
It was long, and made of some sort of sleek metal. There was a larger part that looked like it could
fit around his shoulder separated from the main, oblong body. It looked straight out of another
time. It was held together using wires or maybe even magnets? Ruggie wasn’t familiar with that
sort of technology. It was too expensive of a hobby. Speaking of expense-
Honestly, he was awestruck. He knew firsthand how tricky Azul Ashengrotto could be, and being
without Magic left him curious as to what she forfeited for the equipment. Maybe not money, but
maybe something more? What could she have offered-
He felt sick.
“Why?” He blurted.
“I know it’s not the same, but I thought it could help? I know you’re self-conscious about what
happened, and I thought it might make things easier or at least make you more comfortable in your
own skin.”
So it was for him? To help him feel better? Not some sort of pity, or even so he ‘looked decent’.
Genuine care?
Why would she stick out her neck for him like that? Didn’t she have any sense of self preservation?
“Thank you,” was all Ruggie could manage. They didn’t feel like enough. Words were nothing to
him, but he didn’t know what else to say.
“Uh, sure.”
Yuu unstrapped the equipment and got to work. The port almost suctioned onto his stump of flesh.
He nearly toppled at the new weight. He steadied himself quickly before she attached the arm. Pain
shot through his shoulders, splintering into his nerves. He hissed in pain.
One by one, the digits moved as he ordered. Just like his real hand. No delay or anything. His eyes
widened. He twisted the wrist, moved it around loosely, and crossed his arms. All flawless.
There wasn’t any malice behind his words. There couldn’t be. And even if there was, his big goofy
grin gave it away.
“Don’t say it.”
“But I will!” Floyd laughed. “Your stupid game won you a stupid prize!”
Azul ran his hand through his hair with a defeated huff.
“We should review the Mostro schedule,” Jade suggested. “It wouldn’t look good for you to forfeit
the role.”
“This is my own error,” Azul lamented. “I’ll just use the opportunity that’s been presented to me to
the best of my ability.”
“I wonder how many unfortunate souls will ask for a better voice come tech week.”
Deuce didn’t get it. Like he really didn’t get it. Sure, he may not have been the brightest person-
but dang did he try.
It never bothered him so much not knowing something. And he had no right caring over something
so dumb, either. He had no right, and yet…
Why did his chest hurt? Why was he so angry looking at the cast list? It’s just paper. He should be
happy for Yuu!
Iida’s the one who made the prosthetic! He was very inspired by Fullmetal Alchemist.
Vil-senpai’s Assignment
Chapter Summary
His warm eyes suddenly felt cold. “I’d rather not say.”
Chapter Notes
Hi! So since this arc is going to be really long. Thought I’d give you all some help!
hint for the theme for this arc is “memory” or even “time”. More on that later!
“Welcome to your first rehearsal, everyone,” Vil spoke plainly. “As you can see, only our main cast
is here at the moment. The ensemble has additional practices scattered throughout the week.”
“Even if they are nameless, they will be carrying this show. I can replace you, but you cannot
replace them. Understood?”
“Yes, Vil-senpai!”
A hand raised.
“Beau-san,” he cued.
“This won’t be an ordinary practice,” Vil continued. “This is an assignment. Leona-san, Azul-san,
and Yuu-san, you will be using this weekend to get to know each other. Sleepovers if you fancy,
but not mandatory.
Noé-san and Beau-san, you will be paired as well. Cater-san is with me.”
“Come Tuesday’s rehearsal, I want a full report of discoveries you’ve made, and for you to act out
any scene from the original script. Don’t get too attached, however. Friday I will return the revised
edition to you.”
Well. This was a situation. Azul and Yuu weren’t on the best terms. Not bad, really, but not
positive, either. And Leona? She knew well that he had done his best to resist completely
Overblotting. He knew that just like Riddle, he was an emotionally constipated human-ish being
not knowing how to express said emotions.
That’s how she felt, at least. But there was this weird tension between Azul and Leona she couldn’t
quite place.
“I get to spend the entire weekend with the Octopunk?” Leona grumbled. “ Great .”
“I see no better way to spend the time,” Azul replied suavely. “It is in preparation for our roles, is it
not?”
“You haven’t had the pleasure of exploring Twisted Wonderland, have you?” The gentleman
mused.
“Not yet.”
A flash of betrayal caught Azul’s feature. He delighted in it, a smirk tugging his lip.
Azul smiled politely, as if unfazed by their teasing. “Sushi it is. Shall we meet at the Mirror Hall at
six?”
“Perfect.” He beamed.
“I think Leona-san and I are super close!” Cater protested with his signature, care-free smile.
“You smashed a Spelldrive disc into his face,” Beau reminded in a mutter.
His warm eyes suddenly felt cold. “I’d rather not say.”
Ace’s lips pursed. He looked away. For once, he chose to shut up.
“Oh, yeah, Yuu-kun,” Deuce continued. “Why did you want Anastasia-san so badly?”
“Azul-san is the one who grants wishes, right?” Deuce asked. “What sort of deal did you make?”
Grim saw out of the corner of his eye Ace typing something out on his phone. He still didn’t see
the appeal of those gadgets. Magic was cooler.
Yuu found the words harder to say. “Ruggie-kun’s arm. I wanted to get him a prosthetic.”
“That’s so like you,” Deuce sighed with a small smile.
“I told him my best secret,” she worded slowly, “and if I didn’t get a lead, he could’ve done
whatever he wanted with it.”
She nodded.
“He needed it.” There was no questioning her with that tone.
Cay-Cay: [^-^]
Cay-Cay: [I just want to talk]
Also! Ruggie’s not in the group chat since his flip phone would implode.
Pier Pressure
Chapter Summary
Leona shrugged. “Does it matter? How bad can you screw up sushi? It’s rice and fish.”
Chapter Notes
Hi I read all of your comments but I’m super awkward so I sometimes just don’t know
how to respond. But I love you all~! And you’re all so so nice. :D
Azul dressed formally even when not in uniform, it turned out. At least the man was consistent, at
least. He wore a white collared button-up not too dissimilar to the one he donned for his dorm
uniform, and black pants that accentuated his thin waist-line. Not feminine, per say, but it did
highlight other rounded features. He wore thin black gloves atop his hands to match, along with
dress shoes of the same color. His silver head looked more windswept without the fedora. If Yuu
had to compare it to anything, it was like waves crashing onto a lighthouse pier.
Leona put considerably less effort into his attire. Ripped, black jeans clothed his legs and was
coupled with a faded graphic tee. His hair, instead of being tamed, was pulled back into a messy
bun. It wasn’t lazy, but was definitely slobbish compared to Azul’s effort.
As for Yuu, her options were limited. She wore shorts overalls, for one, that stopped mid-thigh. As
for a top, she used a salmon-colored tee she had unearthed from lost and found. She humored
herself and allowed some hair clips. Leona and Azul both knew, and quite honestly she missed
indulging in her feminine side.
Upon her arrival, Azul had an incoherent expression. He glanced at Leona, who seemed unfazed
by the accessories, and accepted it rather quickly as ‘normal’. Begrudgingly, albeit.
I feel like Ace-kun just got called out , Yuu thought to herself, thinking back to the broken statue.
Leona shrugged. “Does it matter? How bad can you screw up sushi? It’s rice and fish.”
“We should be fine if we stick to the beach, right?” Yuu asked. “Who’s paying?”
“Leona-san is royalty.”
“We’re not getting anywhere bickering,” Yuu cut in. “I’ll just pay. Sage Island Pier. Is that any
good?”
“I’ve heard good reviews,” the silver-haired man answered.
She let go of a breath she was holding. At least we got that sorted out.
Leona stepped through the mirror first. Azul bowed slightly like a doorman, waiting for Yuu to
walk through first. She didn’t mention it, slipping through easily. He entered last.
The baby blue sky was beginning to blush with a soft pink, and waters tugged at the sandy shore in
deep breaths. The warmth of the day faded into the coolness of the evening. The building was a
quaint beach shack with a small deck worn away by years’ brine.
“This establishment is technically on the same land piece as Night Raven College and Royal
Sword Academy,” Azul explained.
“Hopefully we don’t run into anyone we know,” the lion grumbled. “What a pain.”
“It’s beautiful,” Yuu breathed, feeling the salty breeze comb through her hair with fingers of air.
Soft blue eyes glanced at her. “Do you like the beach, Yuu-san?”
“Weird. Doesn’t that bug you?” He asked as the host brought them to a table on the deck.
“Not really.”
“I think that’s good,” Azul offered, pulling out her seat. “I wish I were that fortunate.”
“I can give you a good knock on the head if you’re so desperate,” Leona offered with a smug smirk
tucked behind his menu.
“I’m more bothered about not knowing myself,” Yuu admitted in a hum. “Like, I know certain
likes and and dislikes, but specific things are vague. I don’t remember learning how to cook, I just
do.”
“Peculiar,” Azul agreed. “But I suppose you were destined to play the part of Anastasia.”
“You made a deal with Octopunk? Why ?” Leona paused before pinching the bridge of his nose.
“That’s where Ruggie-kun got the prosthetic, isn’t it?”
“My gender.”
He sputtered before glaring daggers at Azul. “You’re about to be calamari.”
“Relax,” he sighed irritably. “It was just the existence of it.” He took a sip of his water, not
breaking eye contact. “Also, calamari is squid.”
“He didn’t do anything too sketchy,” Yuu assured with a light chuckle.
“So who all knows about your feminine side anyway?” Azul asked.
Yuu started counting on her fingers. “Ace-kun, Riddle-senpai, Cater-senpai, you, Leona-senpai,
and all of Savanaclaw.”
His smile lacked any mirth, instead dripping with a sweet venom. “Nothing, Leona-san.”
“Ladies,” Yuu interrupted, “you’re both pretty. Now shut up so I can read the menu.”
Leona barked a laugh. Azul glared at him through his finger-fence. “I’ll have the king crab legs,”
he deadpanned.
Azul accepted the cruelty of the lion. Yuu decided to just order a poke bowl.
“This is why they insist you’re the Food Angel,” Leona scoffed.
“I fed them once, and they call me an angel.” She made eye contact with Leona. “You need to feed
them more.”
Azul stifled his laughter behind his gloved hand. The other dorm leader shot green daggers at him.
“Yuu-san,” Leona’s voice was unexpected, “why did you make a deal with him? For Ruggie-kun
of all people? You had nothing to gain from it.”
“I’d say I’m quite benevolent,” he argued. “I provided a high-tech piece of equipment suitable to
replace a limb at the cost of a word.”
“He’s got you there,” Yuu hummed. “But I wouldn’t say you’re benevolent, either.”
“There’s a special kind of word for people like you,” Leona added.
“He uses Magic or something to make him like that,” Leona explained. “The sidepieces, too.”
He does care.
“Eels.”
“His mother,” the silver-tongued octopus answered. “Leona-san is lost without them.”
“Well, I don’t have any memories, y’know?” She threaded the thin rope through her
fingers. “So I thought, I could hang up some new ones. Ones that I hopefully won’t
lose.”
Chapter Notes
Starts with Yuu’s POV, then switches to Deuce’s at the very end!
Yuu leaned up to add another to the rope lining. She wasn’t necessarily a sentimental person, as
she had no sentiments to cling to, so may be being impulsive. But there wasn’t any harm in it,
surely?
“Minion!” Grim called, mouth full of tuna. “Your friends are here!”
“Okay!”
In walked Ace, Deuce, and Epel. Cater would have come too, of course, if he wasn’t busy with Vil.
Thanks to Azul’s work schedule, she and Leon wouldn’t be meeting him for another several hours.
“Is that your dorm uniform, Yuu-kun?” Epel asked. “It looks really cool!”
“The jacket is really comfy.” Yuu slid it off. “Want to try it?”
“The design inside is somethin’ else, too!” Epel noted, eyeing the holographic lining. “I’d want a
dragon on mine.”
“Sounds tacky.”
Something akin to annoyance flashed in the boy’s eyes. “I like casual and sporty stuff.”
Yuu hummed to herself, thinking. “I like pastels, I think. And cutesy things.”
“It suits you,” Deuce decided. “It’s not my thing, but I think it looks good on you.”
“So what are you doing anyway?” Ace asked, looking at the paper and string on the walls.
“Well, I don’t have any memories, y’know?” She threaded the thin rope through her fingers. “So I
thought, I could hang up some new ones. Ones that I hopefully won’t lose.”
Yuu plucked a photo from the rope. It was of she, Ace, and Deuce after that near-expulsion.
Taking a step back, Ace found himself smiling at some that Cater had taken of them half-drenched
in red paint preparing for the Unbirthday party.
Deuce found a group selfie he and Epel had taken with her after gym.
Epel laughed at some of the shots someone else had clearly taken of her in the Savanaclaw kitchen.
“Looks kinda empty,” Ace hummed. “Here. Let me send you some of mine.”
“I have some, too!” Deuce agreed hastily, pulling out his phone.
She didn’t want to forget a single moment with them. The good or the bad.
“You’re doing pictures?” Grim asked, poking his head in. “I want to take some, too!”
“As long as we don’t leave the dorm, no one will know!” The ginger insisted proudly.
“Epel-kun’s kinda short, so I don’t think anyone can try his on but you,” Ace mentioned.
“I bet the sleeves are fun,” Yuu decided with an excited smile.
“Yuu-kun’s not much taller than him,” Deuce deduced in a musing him.
“I can keep on my leggings and shorts. Whoever tries on mine can take my hair clips, boots, and
coat.”
Epel hid his smile behind a sleeve. “So Yuu-kun can try on mine, I get to try on Ace-san’s, and
Ace-san can wear Yuu-kun’s?”
“Ace-kun is fine, dude,” the ginger corrected. “And yeah, probably. Deucey is kind muscley
underneath it. Comes from his delinquent days.”
Deuce’s cheeks bloomed pink. “Don’t call me Deucey! And that was a long time ago!”
“I’ll go get changed,” Yuu decided, heading to the bathroom. Epel unbuttoned his outer robes,
leaving him in his black undershirt and pants. He looked especially frail without the violet
overgarment, Ace decided, as he undid his blazer. There was a lot more to the outfit than Epel was
expecting.
Deuce, in the meantime, took Epel’s robes and went to the restroom. He knocked on the door.
Yuu opened the door, now stripped to her undershirt, shorts, and leggings. Her physique really was
tiny. Feminine, even. More so than Epel’s. Her hair had grown almost to the same length of his,
too, over the past few months.
“Thanks, Deuce-kun.”
Ace didn’t know what to do with the multicolored clips. He opted to stick them in his hair like
horns. The boots were way too small, so he skipped those, instead letting Epel use them. The coat,
due to its deliberate oversized nature, reached his waist.
Ace’s blazer dwarfed Epel in size. The golden band rolled off his hip, too. It didn’t look bad- just
awkward. The boy felt awkward in it, too.
Yuu, stepping out, looked elegant in Pomefiore’s robes. She swooshed the cape-like extensions in
her hands, the tassels twirling around her legs. “This one’s fun.”
Deuce loosened his blazer and slowly offered his affects to Yuu. She swapped with him. He wasn’t
watching her change, too focused on desperately trying to spare the seams.
Deuce turned.
Cute?
Edit: Also?? InternSeraph drew Yuu's uniform? Show them some love~! I'm still in
shock. I failed to hyperlink. I'm inept.
https://twitter.com/InternSeraph/status/1541473613873684481?s=20&t=8-
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And so did QuarterlifeCrisis on tumblr!! I love this one a lot, too!! I’m just a big fan of
those specific type of shorts. I also dig pencil art.
https://caitykat.tumblr.com/post/689897123433545728/guess-ill-call-everyone-dude-
and-bro-now
Advice From Your Senpai
Chapter Summary
“What is this in regard to?” Riddle asked before the bluenette could fall down that
rabbit hole.
“Good, I think.”
Chapter Notes
He was alone in his room at Heartslabyul, accompanied only by his phone on the nightstand. It
was only twelve in the afternoon, but it felt like an eternity.
He wasn’t getting anywhere. He had already completed Veprl-sensei’s assignment, and was
halfway done with Professor Crewel’s.
It was lunch time, right? He could get a snack and get back to work.
“Good afternoon, Deuce-kun,” Trey greeted. “I’m making myself lunch. Do you want some?”
“If it’s not any trouble, Trey-senpai.”
He did just that, watching him work. It wasn’t anything fancy- just finger sandwiches and a side
salad. Riddle would be arriving soon, if the clock was anything to go by. Sometimes early, but
never late. It was admirable, really.
Was he being abnormally quiet? He wasn’t a super loud person, was he?
But this was an opportunity. Trey was his senpai, after all.
“I’ve been feeling-“ what was the word “-weird whenever I’m around someone. Someone specific.
I get heart palpitations, I can’t stop thinking about them, and I can’t stop smiling about-“ oh he was
smiling right now, wasn’t he? “Them.”
Trey’s rhythm screeched to a halt. “What about when you’re away from this person?”
“I want to see them again. Is that weird? Because it feels funny when I’m near them.” He looked
away- despite Trey’s back being to him. “And I get angry when they’re with other guys.”
“That sounds like jealousy.” Turned out, that Riddle was early that day.
“Veprl-sensei was teaching us about this the other day,” Trey chimed. “That most emotions that
are like-anger are likely covering something else. For example, I get angry when people touch my
things without asking. But the reason I’m angry is because I feel devalued.”
“What is this in regard to?” Riddle asked before the bluenette could fall down that rabbit hole.
“Good, I think.” His gaze fell to the countertop, but his look couldn’t be further off. “It feels
weirder when I’m not near them.”
Deuce paused, thinking for a moment. He couldn’t exactly put it into words. Why was he so jealous
over the idea of Yuu hanging out with someone else- if jealousy was what he was feeling?
“Who are you jealous of?” Ace asked, leaning over to meet his unfocused gaze.
Deuce’s brow twitched. “If I tell you, will you promise not to say anything?”
“Breaking promises without a justifiable reason is against the Laws of the Queen of Hearts,”
Riddle recited.
Deuce’s arms folded over his head, cheek mashed against the cold countertop- a relief from the
growing heat building in his face. “Yuu-kun.”
A very long
Very uncomfortable pause.
Deuce didn’t hear or see the collar clamping down on Ace’s neck, or the choked apologies the
ginger made.
“So Azul-senpai couldn’t make it after all, huh?” Yuu sighed. “Work must keep him busy.”
“I’m fine with anything. Do you have anything you want to do?”
He shrugged.
The smirk he offered her raised some red flags about the ‘decent’ part.
“Then how about we just head to Savanaclaw and play a bunch of games?” Yuu offered. “That
way you can relax. And we can still tell Vil-senpai we did something.”
“I like the way you think, omnivore,” he chuckled.
Little did you all know that Veprl is technically the counselor. He has the degree, but
he never wanted to be in charge of the kids’ mental health. Not that he’s unqualified,
but he’s already the school nurse. Caffeine is a requirement.
The Worth of Yuu
Chapter Summary
He put a hand on his hip, looking away from the ginger. “To avoid unwanted
attention, she’s been keeping it a secret. Ace-kun and I discovered by mistake when
we were cleaning Ramshackle.”
Chapter Notes
“So Yuu-kun’s a girl?” Deuce asked after a moment of long silence. “Trey-senpai, did you know?”
He put a hand on his hip, looking away from the ginger. “To avoid unwanted attention, she’s been
keeping it a secret. Ace-kun and I discovered by mistake when we were cleaning Ramshackle.”
Riddle ignored him. “When in public, yes. Otherwise, she doesn’t mind being called Yuu-chan.”
“I’m not…” Deuce swallowed. Why was it so hot? “Good with girls.”
A weight settled in his chest. “If she found out that I um, like someone at an all-boys school, girl or
not, it wouldn’t…” he took a deep breath. “I don’t want to hurt her anymore.”
Trey stepped up to the plate. “It does sound like a crush, Deuce-kun. But it’s up to you what you do
with it. You don’t have to tell her or do anything about it if you’re not ready. But knowing is half
the battle, right?”
“Now you sound like a dad,” Ace muttered underneath his breath with an amused smirk.
“That would make Riddle-kun the mom,” Trey shot back evenly.
As usual, Savanaclaw welcomed Yuu into their dorm with open arms.
“Is that your Dorm uniform, Yuu-chan?” A third year asked. “It looks really good on ya!”
“Thank you.” She smiled. She still needed to learn all of their names.
“So what brings you here today, Food Angel-san?” A first year inquired.
“Oh this is for your theatre thing, huh?” The first year snickered. “ Nice .”
Leona rolled his eyes. “If you need me, find Ruggie-kun.”
The boys nodded before resuming his work. Yuu followed the dorm leader to his room. It made
sense, she reasoned. He didn’t want to be disturbed by the other Savanaclaw members.
“Would you be more comfortable with the door open?” He asked. The question surprised her.
“You can close it. I don’t care.”
Leona’s room was bigger than Ruggie’s, and far more open. Pillars of bronze separated it from a
patio. Despite being far more lavish in design, clothes were sprawled lazily throughout. It was
almost like it was a decorative choice. His ajar wardrobe aided in the slobby aesthetic, as did the
unmade bed.
“I like most games that are strategic,” Leona explained easily, bringing out a wooden box. “Chess
happens to be one of my favorites.”
“Black.”
She nodded, setting up her pieces. Like the box, they were hand-carved pieces of wood. They
weren’t so much monochrome, as much as lighter and darker shades of bark.
He cocked a brow.
“Every time one of us captures a piece, we ask a question. We each get one pass. Deal?”
The first one to land a blow was Leona. He played with the poor pawn with his fingers.
She was the one to land the next hit, a few turns later. RIP Leona’s left rook, as Cater would put it.
“Yeah?”
“Friday.”
“Why’d you grab me that day?” Leona’s voice was low, green eyes piercing through her. “At the
Spelldrive tournament.”
His knight conquered a pawn. “Do you have any sense of self preservation?”
She captured one of his knights. “Why didn’t you tell me you knew I’m a girl?”
“It didn’t matter,” he easily phrased. “Would’ve been more of a pain to say something.”
What do I mean by that? I have an answer, but it feels like I have more than that. Like a drop in the
bucket.
Hi! So I’m going to be busy the next few days, so I’m not sure if I’ll be able to update
this nearly as often. So! I thought about doing a Q&A maybe? Like you can ask my
interpretations of these characters or even me questions relating to this fic! I’ll post it
separately but keep it in a collection. If I don’t get enough, I’ll just respond to it
individually. Just an idea! I’m not abandoning you guys haha. ((I’ll probably remove
this after like, a week))
No One Mourns the Wicked
Chapter Summary
“So what happened with you, sensei? You said you can relate, right?”
Veprl took off his glasses, buffing out a smudge with his handkerchief. “I guess I can
humor you all. Just this once. Are you all listening?”
Chapter Notes
This one’s dark! But you guys do get Veprl’s backstory by popular demand. Also! I’m
not a professional or anything, so take Veprl’s lecture with a pinch of salt. Like. Please
lol. Don’t take this an actual lecture or anything. Going off of what I could find and
my own experience/therapist’s advice. And what I can remember of the DSM-5. It’s
been a hot minute.
A first year from Pomefiore raised his hand. Veprl nodded his cue.
He gave a nod. “That’s the boiled down version of it. There are three main types of emotional
trauma we use to categorize it: acute, chronic, and complex. Acute is usually from one relatively-
minor incident; chronic most often stems from multiple or prolonged incidents; and complex is
most often a result of several interpersonal traumas. Of course, the severity and type varies
depending on what happened exactly, or other external factors, but let’s just use this as a baseline.
Traumatic events can occur at any age. Life sucks.”
“Zigvolt.”
“But why?” Sebek asked. “Kids don’t know what’s going on, right?”
“That’s exactly why.” Veprl’s tone wasn’t malicious. “Children are most vulnerable during that
early age because their brains are still developing. That’s why early education is so heavily
emphasized- because their brains are more absorbent and still growing. Now, with developing
brains, say a traumatic event occurs. Fear and stress hormones are released into the brain, such as
cortisol and adrenaline. Keep in mind, while your brain does its best to maintain homeostasis, it
does have a survival instinct to keep everything as normal as it can. And for a growing brain?
Survival is prioritized over practicality.
“Prolonged activation of these hormones can reduce neural connections, thus limiting cognitive
ability. And because of this prioritization, the part of your brain used for survival is strengthened at
the cost of contemplation. This can make it far more difficult for people later on to adapt to later
traumas, regardless of how minor they are.
“This is opposed to an adult, whose brain is already fully developed. That isn’t to say they aren’t
emotionally scarred, but the brain is more adept to handle it long-term. An advantage, if you will-
but not an immunity.”
Ace’s hand raised. “So what happens when traumatized kids get older?”
“For one, their health can be a mess. Somatic symptoms can spring up since the brain picked
survival over long-term function, and chemical imbalances and thus affecting mood. Ever hear
someone tell you or a friend that they’re ‘mature for your age’, or even ‘an old soul’? It’s because
their brain had to develop so quickly just to survive. Most commonly, however they can develop a
variety of different mental disorders. It’s a bit of an overused word, but that’s due to lack of
variety. Disorders are just that- a thing that should be in order but isn’t. The most common mental
disorder is PTSD. Does anyone know what that means?”
A student from Ignihyde raised his hand. “Post traumatic stress disorder?”
“Exactly.” Veprl wrote it on the board in chalk. “Post-traumatic means after trauma- chronic or
complex. Someone can still have PTSD without being fully out of the traumatic experience-
especially prolonged. It’s just more evident after the fact, and obvious compared to those who
haven’t suffered trauma. Adults can develop it, too- especially after something majorly traumatic
like a war. But let’s ignore that for now. PTSD is the mind’s response to after-the-fact. It sees a
pattern, and reacts accordingly. Who here watches horror flicks?”
“They’re pretty formulaic. Not my thing. But let me use that as an example. Because they are
pretty predictable, you can tell when things are about to get bloody. Your adrenaline starts kicking
in. The same chemical used for fear, but it’s a thrill, right? Like a high. That’s what your mind does
when it sees signs of anything resembling previous trauma. And reacts accordingly. It’s a pattern.”
He started marking a bunch of bullet points on the board. “Symptoms can include memory loss or
fragmented memories, avoidance, anxiety disorders, depression disorders, intrusive thoughts,
strong emotional reactions, insomnia, and more. Your brain is still stuck in the past, if you will. It
learned how to survive pain.”
He turned back to the audience. “That’s why people freeze up when they’re around a childhood
abuser. They know that they aren’t in real danger anymore, or at least shouldn’t be, but the inner-
child is still there. That part of your brain is still hurting. And you feel small.“
“Spade.”
“There’s no real fixing it. Wounds heal, but scars fade. It’s not hopeless, but things are different.
Even if you have mentally coped with and come to terms with certain events, chemical imbalances
are a thing. We can control the symptoms, but not the cause. We can heal, but we cannot be fixed.
Therapy, counseling, and supportive friends are important- as well as other means. All humans are
broken. Some of us more than others. There’s no shame in that. It’s not our fault. That’s why
children must be protected. Because they get robbed of their normal.”
Yuu raised her hand. “You said memory loss is a symptom, right? Then why do we still… feel
things?”
“We are emotional creatures. You remember your emotions more so than details. Back to the
movie analogy, have you ever gotten asked why you don’t like a particular film, but can’t
remember? You just remember not liking it. That kinda idea. When it comes to trauma, though,
your brain locks away memories that hurt. It’s a survival instinct. Some can have the opposite
reaction and obsess over moments in flashbacks or nightmares.”
A hand from the back went up. “But what about teenagers? You said adults have an advantage, and
kids are more vulnerable.”
“Let’s just say the human brain doesn’t fully develop until the age of 25 or so,” Veprl stated.
“Those between 6-25 aren’t immune either. They’re still susceptible, but not as fatally vulnerable as
an extremely young child. Does that make sense?”
“Now back to Overblot. Because untreated PTSD or any mental or emotional disorder can leave
strong reactions, and because Overblot is an accumulation of stress and Magical overuse, it is
important that we accept and understand our weaknesses. Like I said previously, those with anxiety
are more likely to Overblot. PTSD causes anxiety. Surely you all can do the math.”
“Trappola.”
“So what happened with you, sensei? You said you can relate, right?”
Veprl took off his glasses, buffing out a smudge with his handkerchief. “I guess I can humor you
all. Just this once. Are you all listening?”
“I became a medical doctor due to my Signature Spell before I became a psychologist. It wasn’t
from lack of interest, but it is a fairly common degree. I thought the need for psychiatric help
would have died down. I was better suited for more external-work.”
“Back then, Overblot was considered something… far worse. A punishment, if you will. Even if
someone survived Overblot, their lives would be over. And if they attack someone, or even
murder? They were far more concerned with detaining them rather than curing them. We were
more concerned about hiding our flaws than comforting others with our own.”
Like an asylum ?
“I primarily worked with victims of those Overblotted. My Signature Spell has limitations, but the
injuries often left were severe enough for me to use my Magic. I was a first responder.”
He put his glasses back on. They glinted in the light. “But I saw the mangled corpses of those who
succumbed to their own blot. I saw them scorned by their loved ones. The blood. The rot.
Everything. No one mourns the wicked, they say. The same applied to my brother. I watched him
Overblot in front of me. I can still hear his screams, his cries for help. He was terrified . No one
helped him. No one could…”
He took a breath.
“No one could save him. But I wanted to. I wanted to so badly. And all I could do was watch him
die.”
The reason this is all in one chapter is so people can skip it if they want! It’s
technically optional to read, but it is here for a reason.
Thawing Ink
Chapter Summary
“Yo, Yuu-kun,” Ruggie’s voice greeted. He opted to stand, leaning with his
mechanical elbow on the table. “Is it your birthday Friday?”
Chapter Notes
Y’know that thing that happens when you’re tired and it’s way too late and you just…
lose your filter? Yeah that.
“So, Ace-kun,” Yuu drawled, sitting down across from him at the lunch table. “Steal another tart?”
The collar sheened in the light. Ace stared at her blankly, unimpressed. “Very clever.”
“Heya, kouhais!” Cater greeted with a grin, sliding in beside Yuu. “What’s new?”
“Do you know how Ace-kun got that collar?” Yuu asked.
“Who knows? But hey! I picked up a new hobby.” He smiled brightly. “Y’know those serial killer
podcasts? It’s amazing how many of them still have bodies left unfound. Like. Really crazy. How
do you even do that, right? Someone has to notice something off. But nope! And that’s without
mentioning the cold cases!”
Ace suddenly looked pale. Sickly, even.
“Doing something with Azul-senpai. Oh, how are things with Vil-senpai, anyway?”
“He and I get along great! We’re now Magicam Mutuals. He’s like, my Magicam-senpai.”
“Thanks! Anyway, I gotta talk to Riddle-san about something. So I’ll see ya guys later! Ciao!” And
off he went, finding Riddle’s table easily.
“He’s acting weirder than usual,” Grim commented, ears flat with annoyance.
“He may be on extrovert high,” Yuu speculated. “He’s been around Vil-senpai a lot lately, right?”
“Like when an extrovert is around people and is just on people-mode after they’ve left them? I
think? I’m an introvert so I wouldn’t know.”
“So you’re hanging out with Azul-senpai now?” Grim asked with an annoyed glance. “Are you
ever going to like, stay at home again?”
“I’ll be free soon,” she chuckled. “The next rehearsal is tomorrow.”
“If you keep bringing me back tuna from those dates, I have no complaints!” Grim proudly
declared.
When Yuu rolled her eyes to turn her attention back to the A-Deuce duo, she noticed Deuce’s
mouth closed like he had something to say. She didn’t press.
“Yo, Yuu-kun,” Ruggie’s voice greeted. He opted to stand, leaning with his mechanical elbow on
the table. “Is it your birthday Friday?”
“Yeah.” He bounced himself off the tabletop. “Sounds like you’ll get plenty of food and presents.”
“Wait, seriously?” Ace asked with a blink. “Your birthday’s this Friday?”
“Minion, why didn’t you say anything?” Grim asked, eyes wide with offense.
“Shishishi,” Ruggie snickered. “Looks like you’ve gotten popular, Yuu-kun. I gotta go make sure
Leona-san doesn’t starve. See ya.”
Yuu entered the Mostro Lounge on time. It was Azul who wasn’t punctual. They were supposed to
meet on campus, but he got hung up at work. When she walked in, she could see why. Every seat
hosted a patron. The savory smell of food and drink filled the air. Smooth jazz was overpowered
by cacophonous chatter. Jade and Floyd danced around the busied tables, hands occupied with
stacked trays. Clacking plates made raucous gnashing likened to rubber on a wet floor.
Yuu stared at the mess before heading to the back, grabbing a waist apron, and getting to work
with a notepad.
“I’ll inform Azul-san later,” Jade decided. “I’m in no position to argue. Thank you, Yuu-san.”
Yuu concentrated on taking orders and relaying to the kitchen. The pieces of papers lined the wire
like tiny soldiers- and just as intimidating, too. Those poor cooks.
“But it’s fun having you here, Shrimpy!” Floyd sing-songed. “You’re pretty quick on those feet!”
Azul entered from the back, immediately getting to work. His shoulders were stiff, and head was
poised. A gentleman in distress- if you could name the picture he was painting.
Yuu sighed and continued. After a grueling hour or so, the wave of patrons ebbed like the evening
tide. Probably because they were closed. But hey, it was a win.
“I apologize for my tardiness, Yuu-san,” Azul sighed. “How can I repay you?”
“You employed yourself to serving Mostro Lounge’s guests. I do not let a debt go unpaid.”
Okay so this is just one of the Azul-things, isn’t it? So what can I ask him to do?
“Well, I did come here to spend some time with you. Y’know. For that film-studies assignment.
Can we do that?”
A soft smile grew on his lips. “I can do that. Jade, Floyd. You may retire.”
“Have a good evening, Azul-san and Yuu-san,” Jade said with a polite bow.
His brow quirked slightly in bafflement. How she was so casual about everything, he’d never
know.
A vague feeling tugged at his heart. It wasn’t that his room had any questionable affects, but rather
the intimacy of the situation. A bedroom was somewhere sacred, seldom meant to be shared. It was
a vulnerable place, and he had everything to hide.
Yuu marveled at the slick lavender tile spiraled in by dark and white shades. A golden frame
displaying a variety of lost coins hung on the right side, thus her left, side of the wall. On the
opposite side of the bed was a curvy shelf fixture housing sea globes. A box of bottles rested on an
old suitcase atop an elegant wardrobe. A small chandelier with shell-like shambles hung from the
ceiling, providing a nice day glow in the night.
“I try to keep it tidy,” he brushed off easily. “So you wanted to spend some time with me, yes?
What did you have in mind.”
“Well, Leona-senpai and I did something like this when I went to his dorm. We’d ask each other
questions. And you like info, right? Sounded up your alley.”
Interest glinted in his eyes like twilight sunlight off the sea. “That does sound interesting.”
“Very well. If you ask anything that breaches confidentiality of my contracts, I’ll have to decline.”
“I wasn’t going to.” She laughed. “I’m just asking about you. By the way, do you have any
lotion?”
And no sooner did she think that did he arrive with a small container of lotion. “Did you need this
for something specific?”
On second thought.
“You wanted to pay me back, right? Which, by the way, I didn’t want you to. But it makes you feel
better, doesn’t it?”
He shifted his weight in slight discomfort. “What did you have in mind?”
“I just want to do one thing. And if you don’t like it, I’ll stop immediately. I promise.”
A darker curiosity settled in his silvery gaze. Skepticism and calculation as opposed to the naive
kind. “Okay.”
He slipped off his overcoat easily, hanging the sweater up. The suit was the next thing to unfurl.
Soon, his torso left bare.
He felt exposed, he realized. It wasn’t his physique he had issue with- not in this form, at least. He
was being ridiculous, wasn’t he?
He hesitated, but listened all the same. This was the deal, was it not?
Warm hands found his shoulders, snapping him out of his thoughts.
Yuu felt his tight muscles beneath her palms. She got to work.
He didn’t respond verbally, willing himself to relax. An honest answer from an honest person.
Blunt and pure.
Which he wasn’t.
“I do. They’re fascinating, are they not? They each tell a different story- a different world from
ours. Yet they’re worth the same.”
“Why did you ask for an arm of all things? For Ruggie-san? You could have asked for anything .”
“He was struggling. It’s not exactly normal to get your arm ripped off and almost die. And
everyone was treating him different. He wasn’t exactly comfortable in his own skin, y’know? I
wanted to help him.”
“I’m a benevolent soul,” he drawled with a smile she couldn’t see. “I help the miserable, the lonely,
and depressed- the poor souls with no one else to turn to.”
“But you have something to gain out of it. I wouldn’t call that benevolent.”
They really are awfully knotted. Wow, Azul-senpai. Do you ever take a break?
“What would you have wished for if it weren’t for Ruggie-kun?”
“You said you wished you could forget your past. Why?”
“That’s two questions.” His voice was quiet and low. Like it was drowned out by the pressure of an
unseen sea.
“My past… is like ink. It’s ugly, black, and blotted. Gets everywhere. And stains. No one likes
spilled ink.”
So being an octopus….
“We all have those sides to us, I think. The ugly parts we don’t want anyone to see. The selfish
parts, the envious parts, the lazy parts. We don’t want anyone to see them because they’re ugly.
But I think… that we forget that since everyone has those parts, we forget that we’re not alone.
We’re like… fire. Y’know? We want people to see how bright we burn, but we don’t want people
to see our shadows. We get burnt out. But I think people forget that shadows are just as beautiful,
too. We’re more focused on burning. Which is painful, by the way.”
Azul couldn’t find the words to press, or ask questions, or even quip back with anything. He leaned
back, blue eyes meeting hers placidly. Her hands slid to the front of his shoulders, fingers touching
his collarbone. Her soft locks dangled in front of her face, crude bangs doing nothing to shield her
eyes from him.
Anyone else find it really cute but weird how Azul treats the MC after the Overblot
thing in-game? Like dude went from a jerk to a friend real fast. Which I love but I
wanted to be a little more gentle with that friendship. Natural, I guess? This convo is
similar to the ones I have at 3 am with my friends. Bonding in the dead of night. 10/10.
First Rehearsal
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
“I hope you’ve all learned something from your time together,” Vil spoke with a refined dignity.
Vil smirked and resumed. “What did you learn, Beau-kun and Noé-kun?”
“Noé-san has some pipes,” Beau confessed with awe. “And he rocks the cello.”
“And Beau-kun has an eye for detail,” Noé returned. “I tend to look at the bigger picture, so Beau-
kun’s ability to have a finer eye and nimble hands is admirable. We work well together.”
Vil smiled. “That’s good. I’m glad. How about you, Yuu-kun, Azul-san, and Leona-san?”
“Narcissistic.”
“Arrogant.”
Yuu’s voice broke through the bickering. “Leona-senpai is a gentleman. And Azul-senpai has an
amazing work ethic.”
“You’re kind, have a righteous sense of anger, and you look out for others,” she reasoned. “You’re
a gentleman.”
His green eyes stared blankly at her. Not sure what to respond with.
“Not just in your job, senpai,” Yuu argued “You try really hard to excel at everything. Even when
you don’t have to. It’s admirable.”
He was stunned speechless. Now there were two silent idiots staring at her. Great.
“Yuu-kun is selfless,” Leona blurted. “But he has no sense of self preservation.” An amused
chuckle rumbled in his chest, “a pain .”
Azul, not to be outdone, took his turn. “Yuu-san is a good person. Like Leona-san said, he’s
selfless, but for the sake of others.”
His voice was calm, level- not unlike the look in his eyes.
Vil nodded, satisfied. “Good. Now, let’s try line reading. As you can see, the ensemble will give
feedback as well as I. Beau-kun and Noé-kun, would you like to go first?”
The others took their seats on the front row. Yuu seated herself between Leona and Azul, eyes in
front.
“Bartok!” Noé cried out excitedly. “Get me my comb- and find some cologne!” He twirled around,
arms squeezing himself into a hug. “I want to look my absolute best tonight!”
“That m-might take some time-“ Beau replied with a shy stutter, plucking invisible props from the
floor.
“A party?” Beau’s eyes lit up. “I-I can teach you all the latest dance moves.” He dropped the
invisi-props and spun across the floor.
Noé vaguely mimicked the motion before getting back to work. “We’ll let the Grand Duchess
Anastasia have her moment!”
Beau sputtered, violet eyes wide in horror. “K-kill her? W-what about the party idea?”
“That’s where I kill her!” Noé boasted, unfazed. “Crush her at the height of her glory!”
“Sir, I am begging you. Please, please get a life and let the girl go.”
“Oh I’ll get a life, Bartok,” Noé returned with a sickeningly serene smile. “ Hers .”
There was a modest applause at their performance as they took a hand-held bow.
“I like the approach you’ve taken with the characters,” Vil hummed. “You’ve made Bartok more
timid, which is a stand-out with the other parts of the cast being so strong in personality. And Noé-
kun, I love your twisted and unsettling rendition of the character. But do keep in mind to have
cracks of insanity.”
“Does anyone from the ensemble have any feedback?“ Vil asked, barely turning behind him.
Leona started. “What have you done to her?” He asked with an annoyed huff, gesturing to the
seated Yuu.
Azul’s eyes flew wide in horror. “Attraction? Have you lost your mind?!”
End scene.
Ace was the first to say something. “They fight like an old married couple.”
Leona sighed. “Why didn’t you tell her about our plan?”
Azul flipped to that part of the script with a flick of the wrist. “All she wants to do is go to Paris.
Why give away a third of the reward money?”
His ears flattened. “You’re an idiot. You’re walking away too soon.”
“I’ve got it under control,” Azul insisted with a straightened spine and side-glance. “Walk a little
slower.”
He huffed.
“Three,” he counted. “Two. And-“
“Interesting,” Vil hummed. “Alright. Yuu-kun, could you switch places with Leona-san?”
“Start.”
Yuu lightly tapped him in the nose. Azul recoiled, immediately recognizing the scene. “Ow!”
Yuu’s eyes widened in panic. “Sorry! I thought you were-“ her eyes landed on Azul’s face before
an unimpressed look settled on hers. “Oh. It’s just you. Well, it’s okay then.”
A vague look of offense was shaken off by urgency. “We have to go.”
“Try out a more romantic scene,” Vil instructed. “And Azul-san? You can touch Yuu-kun. He
doesn’t bite.”
His eyes illuminated in recognition. He gently took it before putting his hand on her waist.
He nodded once. “It was nice in the window, but it looks even better on you. You should-“ he
averted his gaze “-wear it. More often, I mean. It suits you.”
“Yes, sir!”
“You are all dismissed. Ensemble, have you heard? Of the rumor in St. Petersburg?”
“I should be. It’s midweek, so it’s usually rather slow at the Lounge. Did you have something in
mind?”
He hummed. “I barely know anything about you, Yuu-san. I’d much rather you pick.”
She sighed. “There’s not much to know. I’m kind of a boring person.”
“How about antiquing?” Yuu asked. “We can grab lunch while we’re out.”
“What’s antiquing?”
Yuu’s eyes widened in surprise before a mischievous smile melted on her face.
This is one of those in-between chapters that would be way too long if I connected it to
the end of the one before or after. Not filler, but required for a timeline.
Also yeah Yuu’s response to Azul’s kinda weak! She doesn’t know him too well. Bad
first impressions hah. Round 2 will have improvements!
The Sinking Lifeboat
Chapter Summary
Yuu stared at him, a bit dumbfounded, but smiling amusedly. It was a bit patronizing,
in his not-so-humble opinion.
“Azul-senpai, what do you think this place is?”
Chapter Notes
Azul gets attached easily. Not to a dangerous degree, but it explains his behavior in the
game. One bonding moment and it’s hard to get rid of him. Also, he’s perceptive when
it comes to self-destructive tendencies. I mean. Look at his backstory.
Azul wasn’t sure what to expect when it came to ‘antiquing’. As the name had suggested, it had
something to do with relics, or antiques, if you will. But that description alone was vague. He had
done some research, however, to pick a more specific venue.
She wore jeans and a t-shirt. Simple, but effective. He, as usual, took a more dapper approach.
“I am.” He smiled politely. “I’m afraid I’m not familiar with antiquing, so you’ll have to teach
me.”
He allowed a chuckle to rumble in his chest. “I suppose that would be fitting, Yuu-senpai.”
Her face contorted in disgust. “Ok yeah no never mind. I don’t like the way that sounds. Just call
me Yuu-chan.”
“Isn’t that a bit casual?” He asked, dumbfounded.
And through the Mirror they went. They quickly met faded cobblestone of a forgotten age. Short
buildings lined the roads with paint pattered by the past. Tall blooms of green palms towered
alongside the stout structures. The sky above was of a baby blue, a young color full of youth, only
partially obscured by ivory sky fluff. Distantly, he could taste the salty air of the ocean. It was like
an allusion of summer, but with the gentle breath of autumn. The waters would be much too cold
for someone to swim in.
“I thought you might like it,” he hummed with a contented nod. “The antique shop should be
over…” he scanned the streets. “There.”
The building in question was a squarish shape made of garden walnut, accented with eggshell
eaves. Large windows took up most of the surface area in order to display knick-knacks, gadgets,
and gizmos aplenty. The door rang with a small bell as they entered.
He blinked and rounded the wall. Yuu’s fingers delicately felt the glass concealing a case of coins.
He stared before slowly walking over.
“You’re allowed to touch the displays?” He asked, bewildered by the prospect.
Yuu stared at him, a bit dumbfounded, but smiling amusedly. It was a bit patronizing, in his not-
so-humble opinion.
“Antique shops are stores where you can buy old things. Antiques .” She pulled a price tag loosely
tied to the frame for emphasis.
“Yeah. So what do you think of this?” She asked, gesturing to the frame.
He followed her around each cubicle? They had a term, yes? Stall? He didn’t find it important
enough to ask her.
The merchandise varied from unimpressive to astounding- with steep price tags to boot.
You get what you pay for, his business-minded brain offered.
“It’s pretty,” he hummed, gently taking it from her hands. “This must be back when Ramshackle
was a fully functioning dorm.”
“Something to do with the paranormal, perhaps?” Azul speculated from a vague memory.
The question had caught him off guard. It wasn’t something he actively thought about, honestly.
“I’m not entirely sure?” He answered honestly. “It’s been a habit of mine for a while.”
The device in question looked to be of Briar Valley heritage- being made of some igneous rock and
old wood splintered by time.
“It looks to be an old relic from Briar Valley.” He gentle pulled it from the shelf. “Lilia-san might
know something about it.”
“Lilia-san?”
He nodded. “He’s the vice warden of Diasomnia. You saw him at the Spelldrive tournament,
didn’t you?”
“If you don’t mind me asking, what exactly happened on that day?” Azul asked slowly. “I saw that
Ruggie-san received quite the injury, but aside from that, only rumors.”
“I don’t take stock in rumors,” he put simply. “I have no use for that kind of information in any
case. I just dislike not knowing things.”
She hummed, thinking. She sighed and got back to mindlessly going through the stock. “Leona-
senpai almost Overblotted.”
“He was trying to fight it. He was trying really hard. And Ruggie-kun’s arm was turned to sand
from his Magic.”
His heart sank to his stomach like an anchor, nausea churning in his stomach like unruly waves.
That sounded horrifying .
Her hands stopped over a ship in a bottle. His fingers brushed over hers. She flinched, and he
recoiled. Yuu met his gaze. Her forehead was wrought with wrinkles. Her eyes unsure. Dubious.
Of something that wasn’t there?
“I grabbed him.” She looked down at her right hand. He had noticed it before, but it was scarred
from unseen wounds. “While his Spell was active. Yelled at him, then he fell into his dormmates. I
think it was cathartic for him.”
“What did you say to him?” Azul asked, voice tight in his throat.
Yuu paused, thinking back. Her words came out slow. “Life sucks, and it’s unfair. And if you turn
the world upside down for yourself, you’d only be hurting those sitting on the top. Stop burning
your eyes looking at the sun- and start looking at the stars.”
“I can see how those words might have affected the big house cat,” he sighed. “But why did you
grab him? Knowing full well that you could have lost a hand.”
“He needed someone there to snap him out of it. So, I did.”
Too simple.
“But you could have lost a limb- just like Ruggie-san. Weren’t you scared?”
“Leona-senpai is more important than me.” Her voice was firm, unwavering in its conviction.
“You said it yourself. I don’t have a particular talent, a good voice, or even Magic. I’m expendable.
The least I can do is help those who matter more, right?”
He never wished more that he could erase the ink of his words.
“Yuu-chan.” His words felt thick. “You matter, too. You’re not expendable.”
She shook her head, but didn’t give him an argument to rebuttal. Frustrating as it was, it let him
linger in the murky waters she swam in.
If she did have magic, what would I say to her? If she Overblotted, too?
The thought cracked through his conscious like a bolt of lightning in a storm. His mind swirled like
a storm.
If he were a monster- a lowly kraken at the depths of the sea, then she would be a lifeboat; floating
above it all.
“I’m not really into the Halloween thing,” Yuu confessed plainly.
“What, seriously?” Ace gaped. “It’s like, one of the biggest events in the year! Even
Mr. Goody Two-Shoes likes Halloween!”
Chapter Notes
Yeah I forgot about Halloween so have that obligatory chapter. So, Yuu doesn’t care
about it either! This chapter went through 3 different endings that would have been so
angsty. You all deserve a break after the last few chapters. Enjoy it while you can!
>:D
“Are you excited about tonight, Yuu-kun?” Deuce asked in a slow jog.
The autumn air did make the painful run more bearable, at least. Coach Vargas lives another day.
“What for?”
“Oh. I forgot.”
“I guess you haven’t bought a pumpkin yet to decorate your room, have you?” The darker haired of
the A-Deuce duo lamented. “There’s a line outside the Mystery Shop. They sell really nice looking
pumpkins, so you have to go early.”
“The hookies get the good ones, eh?” The feline whined.
“I’m not really into the Halloween thing,” Yuu confessed plainly.
“What, seriously?” Ace gaped. “It’s like, one of the biggest events in the year! Even Mr. Goody
Two-Shoes likes Halloween!”
“That sounds depressing,” Ace sighed. “C’mon. We’ll keep you company.”
“Leona-san you cannot just avoid the lunchroom,” Cater groaned. “Ruggie-san is not your
secretary.”
“His thrift shop uniform doesn’t count!” He ran a hand through his hair. “Humor me and come
with me to the cafeteria. M’kay?”
“Because you’re my boyfriend in this play.” Cater smiled sweetly. “And you need to listen to your
girlfriend. Unless Yun-Yun was wrong about that whole gentleman-thing. What could you have
possibly done to convince her of something like that?”
Y’know. There were a lot of oddballs at Night Raven College. So she wasn’t at all surprised when
a familiar black-and-magenta haired man was facing her- albeit upside down.
“Lilia-senpai, right?”
A delighted, fanged smile spread across his face. “That’s me. Yes.”
He seemingly floated off his inverted perch. He was just as short at last time. His vibrant green
blazer was shorter than most, only reaching to his waist where it was intercepted by his black
pants. Draping his shoulders was the default black blazer in a fashion to how Azul preferred his
dorm uniform.
“I’m Lilia Vanrouge,” he introduced himself formally. “And you’re Yuu, the prefect of
Ramshackle Dorm, right?”
“I was wondering if your dorm would be available for Diasomnia’s use tonight. It would be the
perfect place for some mischievous activities, wouldn’t you say? Fufufu.”
“Sorry, Lilia-senpai. It’s a bit short notice.” She ran her hand through the bottom hem of her blazer.
“Do you have someone in your dorm with really tall curved horns? And green eyes?”
Lilia’s scarlet gaze glinted with amused curiosity. “You’ve met someone matching that description,
I’m assuming?”
“He stopped by my dorm one night.” She paused, trying to remember. “Something about gargoyle
watching?”
A quiet laugh escaped his lips. “He must have had some reason to keep you in the dark about his
names. He’s a bit childish. Would you mind playing his game?”
Childish?
Yuu contemplated the description. In a way, Ryuko did remind her of a lost child wandering the
night.
“Okay.”
“Thank you, Yuu-kun. You’re too kind.” He waved as he left for his lunch table.
But he didn’t deny Ryuko was in Diasomnia’s dorm. She’d just have to wait to meet him.
“Hey, Yuu-kun!” Ace called. “You gonna come sit with us of what?”
She scuttled over to her usual seat with Ace, Deuce, Grim, and Epel- her people.
Instead of some hooligan or Grim, she saw a slow trail of multicolored fabric. It was
teal for the base, with crimson and gold accents in intricate designs she couldn’t quite
make out. Coming even further than that was a dark tail-like attachment with a violet
sheen to it.
Chapter Notes
If anyone has some good Azul fics hook me up. I need to quench my thirst for the
octo-man. I love him. I am weak. There’s not enough content. >:(
Ok real talk now: the last chapter was supposed to be it for Halloween, but you all
sounded like you wanted more. Here you go. Yuu’s birthday is next chapter though.
For real this time.
Yuu busied herself with watching old films. She had vague memories of some, though the endings
were much different. Not that she could remember the original ending, but they were different .
A loud bang jolted her out of her seat. Heart in her ears thrumming away, she slowly made her way
to the door.
Whoever decided to trick or treat here is getting cold spaghetti , she silently swore, hand setting
down the glass bowl.
Very mature.
Armed with nothing but a ladle and her smartphone, she decided to investigate. Maybe it was a cat
for all she knew. Granted, Grim was enough. She would not be having any more kids amen.
Instead of some hooligan or Grim, she saw a slow trail of multicolored fabric. It was teal for the
base, with crimson and gold accents in intricate designs she couldn’t quite make out. Coming even
further than that was a dark tail-like attachment with a violet sheen to it.
Yeah, very threatening, Yuu. What are you going to do? Spoon them?
He stepped out of the corner to reveal himself in full. He was costumed with ornate robes with
details reminiscent of old murals or scrolls from a forgotten era. His horns poked out of a scarlet
cap atop his head. His green eyes pierced through the night.
“Is the tail real?” She couldn’t help but ask with an amused smirk.
“That’s what you’re worried about?” An equally entertained grin tugged at his lip. “You’re
certainly interesting, son of man.”
“But is it?”
“That’s kinda cool.” She smiled. “So why are you out here, anyway?”
“Per Night Raven College tradition, each dorm takes turns to entertain guests throughout the
night,” he explained. “Diasomnia’s time has passed. I wanted to step away from the festivities.”
“So a break?”
“More or less, yes. If I’m bothering you, I can take my leave.”
“Oh you’re no bother at all, Ryuko-san.” She smiled with earnest. “You just surprised me. That’s
all.”
“But it’s kinda cold out here,” she noted. “Want to come inside? It’s just me tonight.”
“It’s not intruding if I’m offering. But if you don’t want to, I’m not offended.”
“I need someone to help eat my leftovers anyway. You’d think Grim would learn not to be so
picky.”
“Oh, yeah, Lilia-senpai said you usually use this place for Halloween, right?”
He gave a curt nod. “It makes a fine haunted house. At least it did.”
“Maybe next year.” She shrugged. “What are you in the mood for?”
“Ok, so what’s your favorite? Unless you really want to try some cold spaghetti.”
A chuckle escaped his lips, low like a growl. “Cold spaghetti is fine. But since you inquired, I like
ice cream.”
She couldn’t help but smile. This awkward horned man liked arguably the childish dessert there
was. It was charming. Cute, even.
He nodded stiffly before cautiously lowering himself to the couch. Yuu could still see his horns
poking out from behind it. He was uncomfortable, as expected, but not to the point of discomfort.
More so awkward.
I wonder…
She checked the yellow fruits on the counter. She was going to make it into a bread, but they
would work.
By the time she returned, she found Ryuko’s green eyes fixated on the TV screen. She had almost
forgotten what she was watching: The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
He eyed the foreign frozen spheres curiously before testing it with his spoon. His eyes widened at
the sweetness, a small, mysterious smile blooming on his face.
“It’s delicious.”
“Thought you might like it.” A smug smirk tugged at her lip as she sat next to him.
He nodded again, paying particular attention to the strawberry flavor. The two sat in comfortable
silence, eating their sundaes. On the occasion, Ryuko would ask about the film. They were genuine
questions, too.
“What do you mean?” Yuu pressed, splitting the cold spaghetti with him like a box of popcorn-
each armed with a fork.
Yuu turned her attention to him. His usual, even green gaze was softened with a deep sympathy.
Pained, even.
Her words came slow, carefully worded. “I think he’s more human than a lot of people. And even
if he wasn’t human, he has more humanity than Frollo. Who is an actual human.”
“Try me.”
He slowly nodded, turning to face her. Her hands gently went to them.
They were grooved like a strong seashell, curving in like a spiral tower. He leaned into her touch, a
faint color dusting his cheeks as she got more bold. She didn’t grab them, rather stroking them
gently. She felt every crevice of the twisting horns decorating his skull like a crude crown. A long
limb curled around her ankle as she worked her way up to the points. Her fingertips trailed down to
the base, where his breath hitched in his throat, tail further coiling around her in a squeeze. A low
sound like a purr rumbled in his throat.
He nodded, leaning into her soft grip. “I never dared to imagine what a human’s touch would feel
like. Everyone is much too frightened of me to get so close. Do I not scare you as well?”
“Not at all.”
“Even if,” his words were in a low, shaky breath, “if I was given a name as cruel as Malleus?”
A warm smile bloomed across her cheeks. “I like that better than Ryuko-san anyway.”
Ok fr though! He’s a character that gets attached to the MC insanely fast. Due to his
history, it makes sense. That being said!
There are characters not like this, too, in this fic. Like, Ruggie still avoids physical
touch, Leona respects Yuu but isn’t sure what to make of her as a person, and the
tweels are standoffish. Azul is also still distanced due to specific reasons, too.
Just wanted to clarify so people didn’t think I’m rushing a character for my own sake.
I’m just writing in a way that feels sensible for the character.
A Gift for Yuu
Chapter Summary
“Boss, you’re being ridiculous,” Floyd jabbed. “This is Shrimpy we’re talking about.
Just offer him a freebie.”
Jade, however, had more tact than his twin. “You have been putting a lot of thought
into this. Isn’t a sample satisfactory to Yuu-san?”
Chapter Notes
This one was getting really long so I split it up. It’ll make sense later.
Yuu stretched in her bed as she woke up. Her hair was undoubtedly a disaster. It was getting long,
huh? It could probably rival Epel’s in length. A bit too girly, wasn’t it?
Maybe she was still feeling somewhat melancholic, but there was a certain bittersweetness to it.
She actually liked girly things- including her long hair. It was a shame she’d have to cut it again.
Oh well.
She focused on getting on her uniform. It was still a rather plain ensemble still- the accent color
being a lacking white.
No sooner did she finish, did her Grim-lin burst through the door.
“Happy birthday, Yuu! For today and today only! I’ll share my tuna cans with you!”
The bright grin stretching ear to ear boasted greatly of his generosity.
“Thank you, Grim.” She ruffled the space between his ears. “But I’m not the biggest fan of tuna.
That’s all on you.”
And she meant it, too. There wasn’t a lot that Grim could feasibly offer her- despite what he’d say
otherwise. Tuna, to him, was a prize. So at the very least, it was the thought that counted.
“If you say so, Yuu-kun.” He sighed, flicking his tail. “More for me, then! So what’s for
breakfast?”
“I’m thinking I’ll just try something at the cafeteria. I don’t feel like cooking.”
She nodded, making her way out the door with bag in-tow. Grim followed shortly behind her.
Making it to the main building was easy enough. It was so early, however, that there was barely
anyone there. Grim would have normally slept through the break of dawn, but seemed to be stifling
his yawns for Yuu’s sake.
The kitchen was the busiest place in the building, as expected. Even so, its noise was a dull hum of
idle chatter. The rich aroma of coffee wafted through the air accompanied by morning sugar. The
students there were people she didn’t recognize for the most part. With the exception of a few.
Including Lilia.
“What day is it again?” He hummed to himself with an amused smirk as she joined him on the line.
“Oh! It’s your birthday, isn’t it?”
“Let’s just say a little bat told me,” he snickered. “No wonder Malleus-kun’s been antsy. Speaking
of, are you planning to celebrate?”
But who all was at that table ? She paused. He probably knows anyway.
“But Cater-senpai may be planning something.”
“What is it?”
“I’m sure he’d love that.” Lilia smiled. “I’ll see to it. You really are kind, Yuu-kun.”
He nodded and smiled all the same. “I won’t rescind my words. Have a wonderful birthday, Yuu-
kun.”
“Nope.”
He sighed, choosing not to press. A gift in and of itself. She grabbed herself a biscuit and her
coffee and made her way to a quiet corner in the cafeteria.
“Should we even bother making it a surprise?” Ace sighed. “I’m pretty sure she knows we’ll do
something .”
“We’re not making any effort to hide it from her,” Riddle explained coolly. “We’re just not telling
her about it.”
“What flavor cake does she like?” Trey asked, thumbing through his cook book.
“Think we can just give her a coffee and call it a day?” Ace asked.
Riddle spared a side glance that sent shivers down his spine. “I hope for your sake you’re joking.”
“That’s a bit of a lighter profile for November. Does she like chocolate?”
“Has anyone seen Deuce-kun?” Ace yawned. “If I have to be up this early, so should he.”
“Spades are harder to doodle than hearts, Ace-kun,” Cater teased, gesturing to his own diamond.
“So let’s talk gifts. It’s cringe to get duplicates. Which is funny since my Signature Spell is literally
that.”
Due to Halloween being the day prior, apparently November 1st was a half day. It made sense,
considering Halloween was a pseudo national holiday of sorts. If you weren’t deprived of sleep,
you could take the extra time to study for midterms.
Oh yeah. Those.
Anyway, instead of a lunch break, Yuu started to head back to her dorm. Grim followed close
behind, elated at this development.
Which left Yuu alone. Not that she minded. If Grim was out of her hair, she was more than happy.
It wasn’t that she disliked the feline, but he was definitely a handful.
An arrow whizzed by her ear. She stiffened on reflex before whirling around. Out come a familiar
man in a bob cut.
“Non, non, no thank you is necessary!” He insisted. “Your birthday is a day to commemorate.
After all, this is the day something beautiful was added to this world! It’s a truly wonderful day.”
“I’m not beautiful, senpai,” Yuu chuckled sheepishly. “But thank you.”
“Votre beauté est très discrète et je refuse de rétracter une flèche,” he argued. Sadly, Yuu couldn’t
understand him.
“As Roi du Poison and my gift to you, we’d love to give you a makeover!”
“Même les meilleurs diamants ont besoin d'être polis de temps en temps!” He boasted. “Come with
me to Pomefiore, and we’ll get to work.”
“Um, okay?”
Azul fixed his hair in the vanity one last time. Brow scrunched in concentration and eyes narrowed
for the same cause, he was in deep focus.
“Boss, you’re being ridiculous,” Floyd jabbed. “This is Shrimpy we’re talking about. Just offer
him a freebie.”
Jade, however, had more tact than his twin. “You have been putting a lot of thought into this. Isn’t
a sample satisfactory to Yuu-san?”
“How so? Providing a sample has proven to draw back at least one additional wish by the client.”
“I’ve already asked him what he would want,” he sighed. “But he doesn’t know.”
“Shrimpy only wishes stuff for other people, eh?” Floyd drawled curiously. “We could make a
problem for him to wish to fix!”
Vil continued to dabble on some blush while Rook fussed with her hair.
“Il est moins téméraire que Monsieur Cherry Apple,” Rook hummed to himself.
Whatever he had said, Vil nodded in agreement. “You have a similar appeal to Epel-kun, too.”
“Epel-kun shows promise.” Vil brushed her chin of excess dust with his thumb. “But he doesn’t
take care of himself.” Irritation nipped at his tone.
Yuu thought for a moment, feeling Rook gently massage her scalp as he awaited an answer.
“It’s in my bag.”
“Sure.” She rose to her feet, dusted the excess powder from her pants, before heading to the
changing room.
Yuu stopped in her tracks. Panic clutched her heart with cold talons
His eyed widened in surprise before settling into something unreadable. It nagged at her in
annoyance.
“How curious,” Rook mused to himself. “You are quite the Trickster. But non. I am from the
Afterglow Savanna. “Que vous demandez à cause de ma façon de parler, n'est-ce pas?”
Yuu still didn’t understand what he was saying. It chewed at her confidence. “It just sounds like a
language from my world.”
“It’s a language my grandmother used,” Rook explained. “I have no slightest clue on the origin.
But maybe, que vous demandez à cause de ma façon de parler, n'est-ce pas.”
What Rook says at the end is essentially: “maybe you’re not the only stray to have
wandered here”.
I don’t usually translate things, but this one is important so here ya go.
Seashore
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Azul mentally stuttered as he saw Yuu walk into the Mirror Chamber. She was in her dorm
uniform- which in and of itself was flattering to her figure. It vaguely reminded him of an outfit of
a video game character, one that Iida played, specifically. What were they called again? Gym
leaders? Something like that.
Her makeup was done with a refined eye. Based on the way things were curved, he could safely
assume it was Vil’s handiwork. Her hair was styled in a similar fashion of Cater’s or Vil’s, but the
way it was tied back gave a vague allusion to a lily- or even a lotus.
She blinked back at him. “Oh. No. But even if people found out about it-“
“After all the work you put in about hiding it? Why the sudden change?”
“The main reason I was hiding it was to avoid unnecessary attention, y’know? But even without
my gender being an issue, I’ve gotten nothing but attention anyway.”
She fiddled with the hem of her coat.
“And it’s a big part of me, y’know? I’m not saying a person’s gender is all someone is, but I’m
tired of hiding myself- the real me - from others. I’ve done it for years, and I want to think- I want
to hope that people will accept me anyway. Girl or not.”
“You said years,” Azul phrased bluntly yet a sweet tone. “What do you mean by that?”
Her eyes lit in surprise or perhaps even panic, before mellowing into the same muddled confusion
as they always did.
Azul had come to know this tragic habit of Yuu’s. Her mind was like the sky at sea; puffed and
clouded by dark clouds. The occasional memory would flicker through the dark like heat lightning,
but never make contact with the sea of the present.
He hummed, a polite smile crossing his features. “You look very nice, Yuu-kun.”
“Thank you, Azul-senpai.” Her tense face melted. Good. “So where are Floyd-senpai and Jade-
senpai?”
“They’ve gone ahead. Floyd mentioned something about squeezing his goldfish.”
“Ahead where?”
Oh right. It is a surprise.
Yuu spotted Ruggie sneaking snacks from the table. Floyd was chasing Riddle in the corner of the
room before being swept up into his arms. Cater was taking pictures. Epel was helping with the
table. Ace and Deuce were the ones to approach first.
“You should have told us sooner,” Deuce scolded lightly with a soft smile. “I like to give my
friends a huge celebration for their birthdays.”
“‘Ey, Yuu-kun!” Ruggie called. “You don’t really need me to give you birthday wishes on top of
all this?” He broke into a fit of snickers. “Shishishi. Kidding! I swear!”
Yuu felt a fondness spread across her cheeks. “Thank you, Ruggie-kun.”
“Trey-senpai made the food,” Ace explained. “He should be finishing the cake right now.”
Riddle finally broke free of Floyd’s death grip. He straightened his crown.
“It seems today won’t be an Unbirthday party. But that’s a good thing. Your birthday comes once a
year.” He smiled boyishly. “So enjoy yourself the best you can.”
“Why am I here again?” Leona sighed, appearing from one of the halls.
Cater smiled innocently. “Because supporting your lover and their friends is important, dear .”
“If you want to go through all that work,” he hummed. “Paperwork is a chore, babe.”
Leona redirected his attention to Yuu. “Don’t look at me like that. I came because it’s your
birthday. My gift to you is being here. Even with Octopunk here.”
Considering the amount of effort that takes from him, that’s pretty good.
“You don’t remember any of your birthdays?” Deuce asked with a baffled expression.
In waltzed Grim, followed by Vil and Rook. They were each equipped with small presents.
Leona immediately sighed irritably at the sight of the hunter, running his hand through his hair.
“It’s proper etiquette to ensure all of the guest of honor’s friends are invited,” Riddle assured.
“The last person should be here in a sec!” Cater called, holding up his phone- as if that were proof.
And in came the last guest, if on cue. Leona started to regret his life choices. Luckily, Cater was
there to comfort him. Sadly, it made things worse.
“Nice to see you again, Malleus-senpai!” Yuu greeted warmly. “Help yourself to some food if you
want.”
“Thank you.”
“It seems you can make the time to attend these sort of things,” Riddle commented. “If only you
can do the same for meetings.”
“Time is difficult for me,” Malleus admitted slowly. “And I seldom receive invitation.”
“How’d you become friends with the Malleus Draconia, anyway?” Ace blurted.
“He likes gargoyles.”
Close enough.
“You’re the one in the gargoyle watching club, yes?” Jade piped up.
“Where I’m from,” the boy elaborated, “it’s tradition that before you give a gift, you share a
memory of them you love. Like, for Ma, I usually tell her about that time we almost caught the
house on fire makin’ pies.” A fond smile crossed his face. “And we tell them what we love them
most for.”
Yuu smiled at his earnest, soft smile. “That sounds really sweet, Epel-kun.”
“Actually,” Riddle chimed. “Leona-san was the one to give him a gift. So he should go first by
technicality.”
Epel brought Yuu to the seat of honor while Riddle fetched Trey.
“I am not afraid!”
Vil watched the two bicker with curious fascination. He was an expert alchemist, well-versed in
chemistry. And yet he couldn’t help but be bewildered by the concoction he had crafted.
Leona all but stomped to Yuu. “Thanks for talking some sense into me at the Spelldrive
tournament. What I like about you is that you don’t take crap from anyone.” He plucked a box
from the stack. “And this is from Savanaclaw.”
“Oh yeah,” Ruggie mused to himself. “They did get him something, huh?”
Yuu slowly unwrapped it to reveal a box of custom made knives. Their handles were styled after
the Magic pens the students wielded. She couldn’t help but laugh.
“Yeah, yeah,” he huffed. “Just make sure you swing by and use them. Or they will never get off
my tail.”
“I don’t like mushy stuff, but what I like about you is how small you are! I don’t have any
memories of you yet, though!”
“Um, thanks?”
She got to work on the small present. Inside was a sea globe, not too dissimilar to the ones Azul
had.
He nodded before picking up his wrapped crate. He set it at her feet instead of in her hands or lap.
“What I like most about you is how manly you are. You don’t care how somethin’ looks, or if
something’s scary, you do what you think is right. For a long time, I thought manliness is
something like Leona-senpai’s brawn. But when I think of manliness now?” He smiled warmly.
“Anyway, happy birthday.”
The irony of what he was saying made her laugh inside. But she wasn’t about to let him know that
yet. “Thank you, Epel.”
She took off the wrapper of the box. It was a simple plain crate, housing glass mason jars.
“I, um, made some jams outta apples my family sent me!” Epel explained.
“Oh I cannot wait to try these,” Yuu decided. She could already feel her mouth watering. “Thank
you so much!”
Riddle plucked a thinner box from the stack. It was wrapped neatly like one you would see in a
magazine catalogue.
“As ashamed as I am to admit, my fondest memories of you come from my Overblot as well. You
didn’t care of my power; you were far more concerned for your friends. And even after, you didn’t
hesitate to embrace me in spite of my flaws. So for that, I thank you. I’m proud to be your friend.”
Yuu opened the box to find a Heartslabyul blazer. Her eyes widened.
“Cater-kun mentioned how badly you wanted to wear it,” Riddle explained. “And I consider you
part of the Heartslabyul family. It has a few embellishments to distinguish it from an official
uniform for rules’ sake, but I hope you like it nonetheless?”
“Oh, can I go?” Ace asked, already making his way to her. Strangely enough, he didn’t have a
package.
“So this is cheesy, but my favorite memory about you was when I was collared for stealing a tart.
You didn’t have to stick around, but you did anyway. So I like that about you. You’re really loyal.”
“Yeah, no prob. Anyway.” Out of thin air, he sprawled a handful of cards face down. “Pick a
card.”
An amused smirk tugged at her lip. She plucked a card from the deck.
Four of diamonds.
But on the rim of the card were intricate designs painted in red. They had hashtags, pixel designs,
and roses. For Cater.
“You probably couldn’t play with them,” Ace laughed. “But what do you think?”
“Did you make all of these?” Yuu asked, awestruck by the detail.
“I had a friend from the art club do it. But I did tell him the details.”
“Mon tour!” Rook declared. “My favorite memory of you, Trickster, was your audition! You’re
very talented, and j'aime ça chez toi.”
Yuu was confused by him. Wasn’t the makeover his gift? Nonetheless, she found a hat in a round
box. It wasn’t Rook’s style in the least. It was more simple, with various designs underneath the
hood.
“If I have to do the memory thing, here. My favorite memory of you is when you cooked in the
dorm. You came back .”
Inside was a weighted blanket. Not a cheap one, either. It was very plush.
“I’ll take my turn,” Jade decided. “Under normal circumstances, I would have preferred you open
this gift in solitude. I don’t have any memories of you yet, Yuu-san. But I appreciate how you
inspired Azul-san.”
And without much grandeur, he opened the crate for her. Inside were various rare mushrooms and
recipes she could try.
“I can’t wait to cook this!” Yuu cheered, holding up the recipe card for risotto.
“This seems like a good place for me,” Trey decided. “My favorite memory of you is when you
stood up to Riddle-kun. You said the things I could never bring myself to. I appreciate that about
you. So thank you.”
The box he offered her was cumbersome in size. She hesitantly opened it to find a variety of
cookware.
“I figured Headmaster Crowley didn’t give you any new equipment after moving in. I know I’m
picky with my stuff. Is that ok?”
He pointedly ignored him. “My favorite memory of you, Yuu-san, was during our trip to an antique
shop. Any question I had regarding your motives was cleared in an instant. I never believed that
there were truly kind people in this world.”
She opened the lid. Inside was a globe of sorts. Not a sea globe or a snow globe, but more like a
bubble.
“It’s infused with Magic,” he explained. “It can show you anything or anyone you desire if you
touch it.”
Vil took his turn. “On that note. Yuu-kun, my favorite memory of you is when you brought me my
airbrush. You didn’t have to, and you returned it in pristine condition. I like how thoughtful you
are.”
Inside the box was an assortment of makeup. From the looks of it, it was the same brand Vil used.
“My turn!” Cater declared. “Here, babe, hold this.” He set the phone in Leona’s unwilling hands.
“Yun-Yun! My favorite memory of you was our sleepover with Ace and Deuce!”
He smiled brightly.
“I don’t have a specific reason why. But I can tell you how I love you. You’re like the younger
sibling I never got!”
The box hosted a pair of crocs, each sporting a various jibbetz with nods to the other dorms. Or
even specific memories.
“Because memes,” he declared with a smug smirk. “Also, don’t knock crocs. They’re comfy.”
“Um, Yuu-kun?” Deuce cut in shyly. “This is for you. My favorite memory with you was on the
way back from Mr. S’. You showed me that my temper wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. So thank
you.”
Yuu opened the box to find a bunch of egg-like orbs made of resin. Inside each was a different
picture.
“That leaves me,” Malleus noted. “Child of man, what I like about you is how accepting you are of
others. Human or not. My favorite memory of you was last night.” A mysterious smile caught
Yuu’s attention. “Thank you.”
The box he presented her contained a mirror. The designs of frame and handle took an ebony thorn
motif.
“I’m not familiar with gifts humans like,” Malleus explained slowly. “Magic is where I excel.
Have you heard of the mirror used in the Beast’s tale? It’s a similar relic. It can show you anything
you’d like, but in your mind’s eye. That is to say, unless you will it, you will be the only one to see
the contents.”
Anything?
Anyway, Azul’s gift is based off that one part of Ursula’s cauldron. Y’know. The
spying thing.
Pumpkin Carriage
Chapter Notes
As always! Not a psychology expert! I did do research, but please don’t take Veprl’s
advice super seriously.
“So you guys get to try Magic combat today, huh?” Yuu asked between periods.
“It’s for the midterm,” Deuce explained. “It’s so we’re familiar with practicality.”
“At least it’ll be hard to fall asleep,” Ace agreed. “Maybe you’ll be able to summon something
other than a cauldron, Deucy.”
He rolled his eyes. “You’re just mad because you received the end of that spell.”
Grim snickered. “He deserved it, though! For bailing on the windows.”
“None taken,” she assured. “I think Headmaster Crowley wanted to talk to me about it.”
“Maybe it’s like Pomefiore’s midterm?” Epel suggested. “Ours is mostly based on alchemy and
how Magic plays into it.”
“Sorta. The base test is the same, but there’s a specialized section for the dorm. That’s why when
the mirror matches ya, it has more than just personality in mind. It thinks talent, too. It’s kinda like
sortin’ apples.”
“But it’s mostly personality,” Deuce added. “Shape of soul and all that.”
“Thanks, Grim.”
“We’ll see ya after class, Yuu-kun!” Epel decided with a sunny smile.
“See you!” She waved them off with a smile of her own. Grim, Deuce, Ace, and Epel made their
ways to the locker room.
Veprl hated Mondays. They were usually more calm, but he much preferred Sundays. He didn’t
have to work Sundays. Saturdays were pretty good, too.
But griping about it wasn’t going to make much of a difference. He had a class to prepare for. This
time, however, it wasn’t the freshman. He had the second years to talk to. Gathering his papers, he
readied himself to the classroom.
Luckily, most second years had largely tamed their rebellious natures. Not to a nonexistence, but to
the point of bearability. Luckily, most were already there. His class included Jamil, Kalim, Jade,
Floyd, Azul, Riddle, Ruggie, and Silver among others.
“Just because this is your first class doesn’t mean you can sleep through it,” Veprl eloquently
started. “Silver-kun, are you on your narcolepsy medicine?”
“Rosehearts, keep him from dozing off. I’ll try to keep this brief so you can use at least half the
period for studying. I know deadlines suck. We cool?”
“We’re talking attachment trauma today. Early childhood trauma is more likely to lead to chronic
lifelong stress. Anyone want to guess why?”
“Jade-kun.”
“Perfect. Attachment trauma, especially early attachment trauma, is usually associated with
parental repeated neglect. However, early instability in general can have the same effects. And
what have we learned about the trauma sweet spot? Up to six or so. So don’t think it’s just infants
or toddlers getting left behind. Young children. What were you like at six years old? That was
rhetorical, by the way. Complex PTSD and attachment trauma are often interlinked. Basic math
can tell you why, although the first three years are most important when it comes to attachment.
Not to say there’s a safety zone, per say, outside of that.
So what is attachment trauma? Like Jade-kun said, the foundation is broken with childhood trauma.
Attachment trauma is a kind of childhood trauma. It is the incident, not the diagnosis. It can lead to
complicated diagnoses. But in short, it’s caused by repeated verbal abuse or neglect. As you can
imagine, emotional abuse can make things even more complicated to a child who doesn’t
recognized gaslighting- or that adults are flawed.
Children are supposed to trust adults. Young children are codependent that learn independency.
They are their everything. Their connection to the world, their caregivers, etc.. Think of ducks
imprinting. They can understand a mistake or two, but understanding that they’re primary caregiver
is deeply flawed and abusive can be mind-breaking. Which is why those who have endured
abandonment trauma often blame themselves. Self-worth is a foreign concept. Questions and
doubts of ‘Who could ever love me?’, ‘I’m too broken’, things like that are common. Questions so
far?”
“Al-Asim.”
“So those are the symptoms, right? How do people with abandonment trauma go on with life?”
“Relationships are hard to maintain generally speaking. Either one’s self-worth, or lack-thereof,
paralyzes them so they won’t have to endure the pain of rejection again. Other cases can be more
dependent on others and attached easily to fill that gap. Let’s talk attachment styles.
“Secure attachment is the ideal. Insecure ambivalent attachment occurs when the primary caregiver
is inconsistent- whether that be emotionally or literally. This is confusing and stressful. This often
leads to fear of abandonment and strong dependency.
“Disorganized attachment stems from chaos and abuse. Instead of love and care, terror and assault
was received instead. Tragically, due to a biological drive, children still cling to parents despite
this. Remember what I said about parents essentially being the child’s primary source of well,
everything? Generally speaking, they cannot discern abuse as abuse. They often mimic such
destructive tendencies, or seek romantic partners similar to their caregivers. Are you following me
so far?”
Silence.
“Taking that as a yes. Anyway, those with abandonment trauma can heal. Earned secure attachment
is the type in which you can discern your flawed upbringing and disassociate that from the present.
This is near impossible to do without good support systems to disprove the reality of which your
childhood was built on. Understanding that you are the adult and no longer the child can be
empowering.”
“Bucchi.”
“Why are you telling us all this, sensei? We’re fine, aren’t we?”
“Cracks can be hidden and mended. They can also grow in the dark and split you in half. Ignoring
the problem turns off the light. But the second a storm hits and that growth is tested? You will
shatter like glass.”
Riddle flinched.
“And that’s why I’m recommending therapy. And seeing that Crowley’s refusing to listen to me,”
he bitterly added. “I’m offering my services. Patient confidentiality and all that says I can’t tell
anyone what goes on during those sessions. And yes, I’m licensed. Take it or not. As much as you
all drive me crazy, I care about each and every one of you. And I want to help. It’s what I’m here
for. It’s literally my job.”
“Ah, Yuu-kun!” Crowley greeted brightly. “Glad you could make it!”
The Mirror Chamber was a deathly quiet aside from Crowley’s voice.
“It’s quite alright. I have good news for you! I have found a way for you to return home!”
Her eyes widened. Her blood ran cold. Her stomach churned with unseen sickness. Her brain was
blank.
“W-what?”
“You didn’t think I was slacking, did you?” He laughed. “I’m very kind, am I not?”
“No need to thank me!” He smirked behind his mask. “It was a pleasure getting to know you! May
we meet again under better circumstances!”
“Crowley-“
Also yeah the last bit is fast on purpose! This is Crowley after all. He rushes his way
onto people.
Crowley is a Dead Man
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Ace groaned. Studying was never his strong suit, even if it was combat. He usually favored Wind-
which was easily beaten out by most any strategy. Deuce had made some snide remark about the
importance of studying technique, but he was too mad to listen. He did not need Deucey rubbing it
in, thanks.
“He’s a hard worker, isn’t he?” Deuce asked, dabbling his brow.
“Yup.”
“I wonder what kinda dorm head Yuu-kun will be,” Ace mused.
Grim was the one to answer. “He and I don’t get along all the time, but he is a good minion.”
“But if duel rules state that both have to use Magic, maybe there would be some other way?”
Deuce suggested.
“Will Yuu-kun even be around next year?” Grim asked. “I mean, he’s not even from here.”
“We could always take turns,” Deuce offered. “My mom would love him.”
“Next period is study hall, right?” Epel asked. “Maybe Yuu-kun will be there. We can ask him!”
“I think he has Professor Trein’s class,” Deuce reminded. “But he should be at lunch.”
“He never skips lunch,” Ace snickered. “If nothing else for the caffeine kick.”
Cater yawned. He wasn’t particularly bored by school, but more disinterested. He was far more
interested in club activities and socializing with his dorm than becoming some top student or
whatever. Not that he didn’t see that goal’s merits, but it wasn’t for him. Scholarly was not a cute
look for him.
Midterms were soon approaching. To think, next year would be his last round of them. Part of that
was relieving, but another part of him wanted this dream to last a bit longer. Soon, he’d wake and
be forced to endure his family once more.
He wondered if Yuu would do better than he was come next year. She had such an iconic
presence- beyond attention-grabbing.
Of course she would be! Half the school was terrified of her might.
It was endearing. Someone so small could wrap the entire school around her finger. Cute or pretty
as she may have been, it was a sort of popularity neither Vil not Neige could attain: natural. She
never asked to be loved, but she more than deserved and earned it. Cater envied her for that, but
was overjoyed for her all the same. If anyone should be so blessed, it should be her, in his opinion.
Veprl pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. He didn’t have any lectures, thank goodness,
but his ward was more busy than he would have liked. Just kids being klutzy.
I should probably just hire some help out. He felt his brow twitch. Out of my own pocket. Thanks,
Crowley.
He continued to help the gazelle Beastman to the Mirror. He wasn’t particularly heavy, but the
long limbs were a hassle. How he sprained his ankle so badly, he had no idea.
Something dark pooled in his stomach. He was a logical person, but even he knew better than to
discredit his gut instinct. He called Crowley.
“I’m quite busy, Veprl, make it quick,” was the greeting he got.
“I suppose my calibration was off,” Crowley hummed with nonchalance. “I sent Yuu-san home.”
“She was quite grateful, too! She kept trying to thank me, but I spared her dignity and simply
tapped her in. I’m quite kind, aren’t I?”
“Who wouldn’t want to be reunited with their family? In any case, she never belonged here.”
Veprl seethed. He felt the heat of his rage rising. “The Carriage chose her- like it or not. So yes.
She did belong here. And pushing her through a bloody Mirror ? That classifies as assault!”
He hung up, a scowl aching his face.
“You were right there when I got that call,” Deuce shot back evenly.
“Hey, A-Deuce!” Cater beamed. “Nurse Veprl called you, too, huh?”
“It is quite bizarre for him to summon dorm leaders,” Riddle agreed.
“It is bizarre,” Azul concurred. “He never calls anyone in to begin with.”
The door opened. “Quit chatting in the hall and come inside.”
“Straight to the point as usual, sensei,” Azul complimented with his signature smile.
Veprl did a head count. “I’ll fill Schoenheit and Felmier in later. I’m not going to sugarcoat this.
Yuu-kun’s been sent home.”
“It was against his will, by the sound of it,” Veprl continued. “Crowley doesn’t take no for an
answer.”
The nurse continued. “The Mirror used was shattered. But sending him home enforces that our
worlds are connected somehow.”
“But what if he wants to stay?” Deuce asked. “Has anyone ever asked him?”
Azul was the one to respond. “From what I can tell, Yuu-san’s past is as blotted as mine- whether
he remembers it or not. We remember the ink; not the pen.”
“I’m working on it,” Veprl sighed. “I have a few ideas, but I need to make a few calls.”
“So why call us all out here?” Ace asked.
“I hate the idea of entrusting children in this fiasco,” he groaned. “But like it or not, I don’t have
the offensive Magic you all do. I’m a medic, not a Mage. There’s a chance I’ll need that- and I
don’t trust Crowley to do it.”
“They’re teachers. I can always write a note and claim you’re on a mission for me.” Veprl leaned
back in his seat. “Which means you’ll pass your midterms automatically.”
“Wait, seriously?!” Grim cried excitedly. “That sounds like a good deal to me!”
“Pretty much.” Verpl buffed his glasses with a handkerchief. “Unless you prefer to be blind-sided.”
“But, Veprl-sensei, you’re not the type to employ students lightly,” Azul pointed out. “So what
convinced you?”
“I have my suspicions on his home life,” he phrased cautiously. “And being as it is, I think he’ll
need his closest friends.”
“So why ask Vil-senpai?” Ace asked. “They’re not super close.”
“So how long do you think it’ll take before we get some news?” Grim asked.
You’ll get more of their reactions in the next few chapters! The POV at the time just
didn’t allow it without a constant change chain, and I personally find that jarring.
Boiling Waters
Chapter Summary
Yuu was gone. G-o-n-e. And the headmaster, the one person with the most say in the
school, was to blame. Wasn’t it the teacher’s job to protect their students? Wasn’t that
technically assault? Law is fuzzy with him.
Chapter Notes
Hi I’m currently on vacation hence the shorter updates. You’ll get other reactions
later! But I will say, some will be purposefully delayed until it sets in. Y’know. Like
an emotional delay (like me). But this chapter does set up some things in the
background. See if you can spot them.
Azul wasn’t allowing himself to dwell in the rapids of panic. There were too many things that
could go wrong in such tumultuous tides. Instead, he busied himself with the Mostro Lounge.
Midterms were soon approaching, meaning plenty would flock to him for his aide. Taking
advantage of people’s fears and insecurities was the only way he could get anywhere; lowly as it
may be. There was a sort of thrill to it, though. His Magic was strong, yes, but there were too many
gaps to be filled. Luckily, his contracts left room for a signature and a spell.
“Azul-san,” Jade’s voice smoothly cut in. “You ought to stretch your legs for a bit. Being sealed
off in the VIP Room isn’t going to help.”
“I’m simply working,” Azul insisted coolly. “The reel-in season is coming.”
“So you’re preparing the hooks line-and-sinker?” Floyd snickered. “Guess this place will get real
lively, huh?”
“Although the anemones will be rather garish with the aesthetic,” Jade realized. “Maybe we should
rearrange some things to integrate those better.”
“Aw, c’mon! Remember when Sea Urchin showed up in just his labcoat? It turned out just fine!”
“Rearranging the decor could become expensive,” Azul decided slowly. “Hiding them would also
be as problematic. Maybe I can alter the spell to where there’s a mark somewhere- like a tattoo.”
“You are rather gifted with Magic, Azul-san,” Jade decided with a polite smile. “That would be
ideal.”
“Think you’ll have time?” Floyd asked. “You’re already really busy.”
He kept his cool in Veprl’s office, but now that he was alone? He wanted to hit something.
Yuu was gone. G-o-n-e. And the headmaster, the one person with the most say in the school, was
to blame. Wasn’t it the teacher’s job to protect their students? Wasn’t that technically assault? Law
is fuzzy with him.
“Well, yeah. We’re working on that.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “You look like you’re going
to explode.”
“I’m pissed . Crowley-sensei didn’t even ask him if he wanted to stay or go- he decided for Yuu-
kun! That’s not- It isn’t right!”
“Yeah, it was a jerk move,” he sighed. “But we’ll get him back. I swear.”
He offered a smirk and a narrowed gaze, lit with determination. “Yeah. We will.”
Ace bump fists with him, a grin stretching his face.
“We’ll get Yun-Yun back,” Cater decided. “Or else I’m cancelling that bird.”
“I have faith we’ll get him back before we’d need to. But on the off chance that isn’t so, I’m sure
Rook-kun wouldn’t mind another bird to snipe.”
Cater smirked. It was a bit of a relief to have the Dorm Leader of Pomefiore so dead serious about
this. He was angry, yes, but he knew there were enough people to make sure Yuu would come
back into open arms.
“You seem to be hard at work, Ambrose,” Divus noted. “Are the pups giving you trouble again?”
“The rescue?”
“I think Yuu-kun is a hard worker. Not the brightest, but more practical. The other pups rely too
much on their Magic instead of practicality. Since Yuu-kun lacks such abilities, it’s refreshing to
see more mundane methods being employed for effectiveness. It’s more plain, yes, but I much
prefer someone using their fangs and claws than Magic extensively. He’s more resourceful.
Reminds me of how things were when I was enrolled.”
“He keeps the other pups in line so I don’t have to pull their leashes. Not in a cruel way, but it is
respectable. I suppose Crowley-san was right about Yuu-kun being a Beast Tamer. He brings
people together, despite how different they are- yet never complains about the given situation. I
designed his Dorm Uniform, as you know. He reminds me of a stained glass window. Broken parts
sewn beautifully together to make a whole piece.”
“Your work requires different things,” Divus decided coolly. “Yours demands an intrusive brain
and an open heart. Both of which seem to be bothering you. So tell me what’s wrong. Stress isn’t
good on the brain. Surely I don’t need to remind you about the chemical reactions.”
“Crowley shoved Yuu-kun through a Mirror in the sake of returning him home,” Veprl put bluntly,
tone dripping with irritation. “Based on the sound of it, he didn’t want to leave. But you know how
that bird only likes to listen to himself talk.”
“So he’s been a bad boy?” Divus growled. “It’s not out of character for him, but when he bites my
pups, I’ll bite back.”
“I’m trying to find a way to get Yuu-kun back. We can worry about Crowley later.”
“I don’t want Crowley finding out. His behavior is too erratic. I’m not letting him get in the way.”
“Pull the wool over his eyes.” Divus took a sip of his drink. “But you don’t have to do this alone,
Ambrose. You’ll give yourself wrinkles.”
“There is one person we can ask for assistance that Crowley-san won’t have on a leash. Remember
that one from the Royal Sword Academy?”
“There are a lot of ones from Royal Sword. You’re going to need to be specific.”
“Ivory Miraigi,” Divus slowly pronounced. “I’ll get into contact with him. Crowley-san trusts me
enough not to suspect any underhandedness. You keep appearances while I accent your color.”
“Using his own trust against him?” Veprl scoffed with a smirk.
She was asking for too much. It was best to drown those emotions into the gray.
Chapter Notes
“That’s a good girl.” The smile she gave was simple, yet coated with complexity.
And with that, she and her father were gone- just like before.
She was asking for too much. It was best to drown those emotions into the gray.
Riddle had been pouring over Night Raven College’s laws for hours. He had most of them
memorized, but he needed to see if there was any potential for a loophole. A break, if you will, in
the fine line Headmaster Crowley continuously crossed.
He should have gotten involved sooner, he continuously scolded himself. He had known that
Crowley was extremely flippant with the rules, and yet did nothing about them. Based on his
review, Crowley was easy to ignore a law if it contradicted his desires.
He paused before relenting with a nod. Trey smiled politely as he took a seat beside his friend.
He didn’t answer.
“Riddle-kun?”
“Is this how you felt?” He blurted. “After those years with my mother, knowing you could have
done something- but didn’t? And now you’re just trying to fix it, but feeling like it’s too late?”
Trey choked on the liquid. Riddle’s eyes widened in panic as the man banged his chest to loosen
the cough.
Trey paused.
“I had a guess,” he offered. “Everyone’s been acting strange, and Yuu-chan is nowhere to be
found.”
“You’re rather perceptive when you want to be,” Riddle decided with an affirmed nod.
“You have to know how to see in order to will yourself blind,” Trey put somberly.
Divus was deep in thought. He had miraculously convinced Ivory to meet with them under true
pretenses. Even so, there were other matters plaguing him that didn’t sit quite right.
Crowley had been suspicious as of late, just as Veprl had said. With all the evidence compiled, it
was even harder for Crewel to guess what the man was thinking. He was not present if not
completely aloof to the near two Overblot episodes. It was a bizarre reaction, given their
destructive power on the victims.
Maybe once the Yuu situation was under control, he could employ Trein’s help. He was too old-
fashioned to sneak something past Crowley. That wasn’t to say he couldn’t be shrewd, but he
couldn’t afford the risk with a pup’s life on the line.
But as for Crowley, once the pup was loosed, the cat would come to play.
[“Riddle Rosehearts, Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Cater Diamond, Epel Felmier, Vil
Schoenheit, Ruggie Bucchi, Grim, Malleus Draconia, and Azul Ashengrotto- please head to
the infirmary.”]
There was some feedback.
[“That is way too many people for my office”] Veprl’s voice corrected irritably. [“Meet me in
the field. Change into your Dorm Uniform if possible. Bring your regular with you. I can
wait.”]
Epel never ran so fast. Deuce power-walked through the halls, which Ace quickly beat out. Soon
enough, the group was collectively clustered in the field. Vargas was nowhere to be seen- which
made sense considering the schedule. Instead, Crewel and Veprl stood with an unfamiliar
Beastman between them.
He was on the shorter side- standing about 165 centimeters. His fairly feminine physique didn’t
help his case. He had white hair that sparkled like snow, pulled into a bun with two cowlicks
pulling forward. Large, white rabbit ears poked out from his hair, one flopping over while the other
stood proud. His straw hat had holes just for the big things. His eyes were large like Epel’s, but
with a red color instead of a blue. Shielding his scarlet gaze were round glasses with notches like
gears. He wore a button-up shirt with white floral prints, and large shorts that draped over his
knees. Worn sandals completed the tourist look. Vil was appalled by the tackiness.
“I’m not the late one for once, huh?” The man asked with an amused chuckle.
“This, Vil-kun, is Ivory Miraigi,” the teacher introduced. “He’s one of Royal Sword’s recent
alumni. You can call him Ivory-san.”
“Your uniforms are fancier than that ol’ place, though!” Ivory decided with a nod, adjusting his
glasses. “Too prim and proper there.”
“It’s a Signature Spell passed through my family,” he brushed off easily. “Rosehearts-kun could
probably guess how.”
“Ashengrotto, did you bring that Magic enhancing elixir?” Veprl asked.
“So we can find Yuu-kun with your Signature Spell?” Epel asked with a hopeful rise to his voice.
“It’s called Down the Rabbit-Hole,” Ivory explained. “I can open portals to places Mirrors can’t
usually see. Usually I can only take myself and whoever can squeeze in after me. But man are they
screwed after.” He laughed. “Anyway. With that elixir, I should be able to hold one open for
twenty four hours.”
“And if Yuu-kun is still missing after a month, he’ll be considered unenrolled,” Veprl stated
bluntly. “Even if he were to return after, he would be considered basically a deserter.”
Riddle’s eyes widened slightly. “But if we go after him and get stuck there, won’t we be given the
same punishment?”
“That’s why you’ll have to return before that,” Crewel answered. “Even if you fail to find the
stray.”
“Ivory-san’s Spell is more accurate than a Mirror,” Crewel agreed. “You’ll be taken to roughly the
same location Yuu-kun was brought.”
“So here’s the thing,” Veprl cut in. “Taking all of you would be idiotic. One of you will get lost at
least, and I hate that kind of paperwork. So. Only six of you will go.”
“And Grim’s staying here,” Crewel added firmly. “I don’t trust that cat.”
“I think Malleus-san should stay,” Riddle decided. “It’s hard enough to get you to be punctual.”
He nodded once. “I understand.”
“And your Magic could be useful from this side, anyway,” Veprl decided. “Secure connection, if
you will.”
“I’d like to go,” Azul volunteered. “Jade and Floyd can handle the lounge without me.”
“And I’m not leaving Deucey alone,” Ace decided with a smirk.
“Sounds like a good vacation from Leona-san,” Ruggie snickered. “I’m in.”
“I’m not leaving Yun-Yun alone, either!” Cater chimed with a determined look.
“So that’s everyone?” Ivory hummed. “Works for me! Oh! Quick question. When Yuu-kun
arrived, did he have amnesia?”
“Huh. Because memory’s not always a two way street. So there’s a good chance he won’t
remember you. Just a fair warning.”
Cater choked on air at the nonchalance. Everyone else had a similar reaction. Ruggie went pale.
”So who’s ready for a trip down the rabbit-hole?” Ivory beamed.
Ivory was going to look so dapper originally, but I thought it’d be funny for him to be
a tourist of worlds. Also! The moon cycle thing is a nod to the “rabbit in the moon”
mythos.
Bathypelagic
Chapter Summary
“Did you notice a black stone after the Overblot episode faded?” He paused. “Or
maybe dropped by that monster you and the chaos trio fought in the mines?”
“It has been a good while since I’ve been to this world,” Ivory declared with a deep sigh.
Epel couldn’t help but agree. Tall towers sprouted out of the ground like trees, almost scraping the
sky with their height. Vibrant lights of various hues with different writing on each littered the gray
buildings in various colors. Various decorations clustered on the walls and streets, each clamoring
for attention. It reeked of pungent smells vaguely reminiscent of Blastcycle expulsion, in Deuce’s
opinion, but far more pungent.
“This is Osaka,” Ivory introduced. “It’s one of the biggest cities in the country of Japan.”
“Yeah you get used to that. You’ll just be yelling for a few hours when you get back.”
“Yep!” Ivory chirped. “Osaka is off the coast. It’s a key economical location!”
“But this city is so big- how are we going to find him?” Deuce asked.
“We should have brought Rook-san, huh?” Cater sighed. “I didn’t even think about that.”
“He would have turned you down, anyway,” Epel assured softly. “He’s busy helping Vil-senpai.”
“Your phones still should work to talk to each other,” their guide informed. “But don’t try texting
Yuu-kun. Since he’s not from Wonderland, anything he had on him from there either breaks or
vanishes. It’s super messy, but think of it like a video game. When you hit a certain point of a game
and a unit or an item is locked or taken away, but returned later? That kinda idea.”
“It’s one of the perks of traveling via Rabbit-hole. Way more convenient than a Mirror in that
department!”
“This is starting to get real confusing,” Ace groaned. “Do we split or not?”
“Sure,” Ivory decided. “Trappola-kun, Spade-kun, and Diamond-kun, you go together. Bucchi-kun,
Felmier-kun, and Ashengrotto-kun will be our other team. I’m pretty quick on my feet and would
probably lose ya anyway. So here’s my number.”
Cater was quick to add it. “Alright, A-Deuce! Let’s get moving!”
“Yuu-san likes the beach,” Azul mused as he entered in the contact. “We can start there.”
“With all these people, are we actually going to find her?” Ace asked.
“One of us will,” Cater assured. “It’s a good thing we’re not in one big group!”
“Even if she doesn’t, we’ll just have to remind her!” Ace decided.
“Plus, we have lots of pics!” Their senpai agreed.
“Think we should tell the others we’re looking for a girl ?” he suggested.
“Do you think Yuu-chan would be okay with that?” Deuce questioned.
“Ace-kun has a point,” Cater sighed. “Let me just send them a text~ and done.”
Deuce noticed the two girls. They definitely weren’t Yuu- they were taller and more lithe.
“Can we um, take a picture with you guys?” The second asked.
“You just have this look to you!” The first smiled enthusiastically, hands fumbling with her pink
phone. “You guys have to be some sort of popstars!”
Cater’s green eyed twinkled with a specific kind of amusement. Deuce wasn’t sure whether to be
scared or relieved at the levity.
“Would you like me to sing something for you?” The green-eyed senpai asked with a wink.
“Oh! Real quick!” Ace popped in with his phone. “Have either of you two seen this person?”
They eyed the picture for a moment before shaking their heads. “Sorry! We haven’t.”
Epel sputtered at the notification. “Was I the only one who didn’t know?!”
“About Yuu-chan’s gender?” Ruggie asked plainly. “Yeah out of our group probably.”
“Y’know the heart attack she nearly gave me with that?” The hyena spat irritably. “She said she
traded her gender .”
Epel snorted. “He- she has never been good at explainin’, huh?”
“I should have asked for something else,” Azul lamented. “Considering the amount of people who
know currently. Not much I could have used that information for.”
“So what are the odds we’ll see her in a swimsuit?” Ruggie asked, eyeing the shoreline.
“Do you get a rise out of such things?” Azul asked with a skeptic glance.
He inclined not to answer, rubbing his nose instead. “I don’t see her that way.”
“I’ve never seen a lady in a bathing suit,” Epel realized slowly. “The women in my town are ol’
grannies, and we don’t have a whole lot of water worth swimmin’ in.”
Epel blinked blankly. Dude was short, and this was going over his head. Azul wasn’t too surprised.
A man with his sheltered upbringing probably had limited exposure to specific topics. Speaking of-
Okay yeah he decided not to ruin this boy. That was someone else’s job, and he had nothing to gain
from it. Maybe if they weren’t under a time limit, he’d indulge.
“Ruggie-san, you have her scent memorized, yes? Can you scan the beach? Epel-san and I will
move inland. Call one of us when you’re done and we’ll meet you.”
“We only have Thaumarks,” the octopus put simply as he left with Epel.
Curse it all.
“Grim-kun,” Veprl spoke as the cat strolled outside his door. “Come here for just a second.”
The cat didn’t argue, inclining to just listen to the nurse. “Anything on my minion yet?”
“Not yet. They’ve only been gone an hour and a half. They have plenty of time.”
The light caught his glasses lens. “You were there during the Overblot incidents, weren’t you?”
“Did you notice a black stone after the Overblot episode faded?” He paused. “Or maybe dropped
by that monster you and the chaos trio fought in the mines?”
Blue eyes widened in alarm. “You know about that?”
“Teachers talk,” he offered deadpan. “I know Kingscholar-kun didn’t fully Overblot, but maybe
Yuu-kun mentioned something about Roseheart-kun’s?”
“That monster did drop a black rock!” Grim confirmed with a bright smirk. “They’re delicious !”
Veprl sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Don’t eat any more of those. They’re excess Blot.”
“When you Overblot, all that blot has to go somewhere. It’s excreted after the Overblot ceases-
assuming they’re still alive. Otherwise, it becomes their heart. All that blot focuses on the organ,
and can solidify into rock. That’s why those Overblotted bleed something like ink.”
Grim gagged.
“Okay, so what is a furry?” Ruggie demanded as he reunited with the other two.
“I hate it either way,” he decided in a huff. “Never had so many people try to touch my ears.”
“We build connections,” Azul decided. “If you are looking for something in as vast as an ocean,
you have to have eyes and ears everywhere.”
“We don’t have to do more pictures,” Deuce shakily spoke, “do we?”
“You better have a smile left for her, lover boy,” Ace teased.
Chapter Notes
Sorry for the hold up! My mental health has taken a bit of a dip. Don’t worry!
Malleus was, in a word, worried. It wasn’t an emotion he was unfamiliar with, per say, but not one
he was particular fond of.
It was rare, however, for his Magic to be insufficient. He was blessed and endowed with such great
power, and yet he couldn’t reach beyond that barrier. He never loathed a Mirror so much. Mirrors
weren’t supposed to be stronger than he was.
“What is the purpose of being granted so much power if I cannot save someone I care about with
them?”
Lilia thought for a moment, fingers tapping as they often did when he was contemplating. A small
smirk coupled with a warm, pink gaze was extended to the taller Fae. “I think that’s a wonderful
question. Maybe this can be some motivation for you to get even stronger.”
“But you said yourself I have little to gain from my enrollment here.”
Deuce was never one for publicity. Having to smile on command made him look and feel like an
idiot. Plus, it made his cheeks hurt.
So having accidentally drawn a crowd of girls for an imaginary pop group was not the most fun
experience. They couldn’t even budge due to the hoard of ladies.
“But if we play the part, one of them is bound to know something,” Cater suggested.
Ace took the opportunity to flirt- which Deuce had no idea how to do. Apparently, the red-head
had some dating experience in middle school? How? Cater unsurprisingly matched his tempo and
did the same, but was more blunt on trying to gain information.
Which Deuce had no aptitude for. His stats were but a humble 4 in charisma. 4/20 wasn’t exactly a
high number.
“Oh I’ve seen that girl!” One of the girls chirped, snapping him out of his thoughts. “I saw her in
Tennoji.”
“You’re a lifesaver!” Cater sang. “Think you can point me in that direction?”
“So, um, is she your girlfriend?” A mousey one asked in a shy stutter.
“Someone needs to take care of us, y’know?” Cater agreed. “Unless one of you ladies would be
willing?”
And that earned a roar of fangirlish screams. Deuce winced at the whine. But thanks to the chaos,
the trio managed to slip away.
The trio (mostly Azul) managed to track Yuu down to a shopping center of sorts. It was far more
dense than a jungle filled with advertisements, concrete, and people, and gave way to a walkway
for shoppers to traverse. It was like being at the bottom of a trench, with the tall walls of buildings
surrounding the groups that braved the between. The raucous was even more concentrated than
before, with the walls giving way to an alluded echo with a resonance Ruggie loathed. The stench
of the city was eased, however, by the familiar fragrance of food.
“There are too many people here,” Ruggie grumbled, hands folded slightly over his ears in pain.
“I’d suggest dividing and conquering were it not for that,” Azul lamented.
“Saves us the trouble of searching an entire country at least,” the hyena offered.
“That would be a hassle I don’t want to imagine,” the octopus groaned, running a hand through his
hair.
“Where did you get that, Ruggie-senpai?” Epel asked softly, eyeing the tiny bundle in his hand.
“The guy handed it to me.” Ruggie offered a smug smirk. “And it’s rude to turn down a gift.
Especially food.”
Azul was far more concerned with the unavoidable images of people plastered on the walls and
signs. They were all so thin- even if the product was the primary subject.
“Hey, pretty lady,” a voice cut in. “You look awfully lost. Maybe I can help you?”
Azul’s gaze swept behind him. Ruggie had drifted to the wayside to admire some merchandise,
while Epel shuffled awkwardly away from an unfamiliar man. He had no distinguishable features,
but was clearly irking a particular country boy. Epel’s shoulders scrunched to his ears, lip quivered
in a bite like a drawn bow string, and brows furrowing into a sharp curve above his large, blue
eyes.
“We’ve been here for hours,” Ace groaned. “There is no way she’s still here.”
“We don’t have to do more pictures,” Deuce shakily spoke, “do we?”
“You better have a smile left for her, lover boy,” Ace teased.
And that caught the senpai’s attention. Green eyes slowly panned to blue.
“ Lover boy?”
Deuce’s blood ran cold. Or hotter. He couldn’t tell. But he did not want to be there. Having the hot
flashes of a lava lamp in front of your senpai was not the way to go.
“Do you now?” Cater drawled with an eerily blank face. “That’s totes cool.”
“We’ll talk about that later,” the older ginger decided. “We need to find her first.”
“Yuu-chan said that this place has something like Magicam, right?” Ace offered. “Maybe can
search her name up?”
“Do you think she’d use her name as her handle?” Deuce questioned, face still at freezing burn.
“Prob,” Cater hummed. “But we don’t know her last name. Searching through all of ‘em could
take for-freaking-ever. We’ll run out of time. Not cool.”
Deuce held out his phone. “And we can’t download anything here anyway.”
“Do you think Azul-senpai and the others have found anything yet?”
ALSO AHH?? This keeps getting more and more hits, kudos, and bookmarks?? Thank
you so much!! :D
Don’t Leave Me
Chapter Summary
And yet, even with such factors, she wasn’t expecting someone so odd to enter. Or
even know her name.
“Yuu-chan?”
Chapter Notes
Also!! Do you all want like an actual description of Yuu? I’ve left it vague so you
could imagine Yuu however you want. So, thoughts?
The strong, bitter aroma was a familiar welcome. It wasn’t a pungent odor, but a fragrance with the
earthy undertones. No doubt, it would replace her perfume. Dunking into the air was the faintest
taste of dry bread, accented by sweet wafts.
The gentle lull of music wasn’t anything fancy like elaborate jazz, or something so rustic to be
mainly consisting of acoustic guitar. The playlist comprised mostly of unheard-artists local to town
or even across seas. It was fitting for the café, considering their eclectic aesthetic.
Few mugs matched each other, yet complimented awkwardly with the intention of a color swatch.
The silverware wasn’t much better, each varying in size and style. It was a normal abnormally.
One to be expected.
And yet, even with such factors, she wasn’t expecting someone so odd to enter. Or even know her
name.
“Yuu-chan?”
She knew that voice. She knew that she knew it. Her eyes found stoney blues, tucked behind a thin
veil of dirty blond. They lit up in surprise and recognition.
“What can I get you, sir?” Yuu returned, making her way to the register.
Those stoney eyes washed with sadness- disappointment even. His mouth formed into a thin line.
His ears dropped as his gaze fell. The line tugged into a smirk. “Surprise me.”
Her chest lurched in pain. It was like a hook had her heart.
“Right away.”
The patron didn’t sit down, instead watching her as she moved to the espresso maker. His eyes
were heavy on her.
“Do you have a favorite?” His voice asked easily. “Coffee, I mean.”
Her guest choked on air. Yuu hastily offered him a cup of water.
“Yeah. Yeah, donuts,” he wheezed. “Wrong pipe.” He lowered his head, eyes peering up at her.
“How’d you know?”
“Just a hunch.”
Ruggie couldn’t do anything but stare. Deuce had texted them to check coffee shops, and so they
did. They split up to tackle each coffee-themed storefront they could. Ruggie wasn’t sure if he won
or lost. All he knew was that he felt wrong . This all felt wrong .
Yuu’s eyes didn’t light up in recognition at his arrival, nor did her mouth pull into a teasing smirk.
There were no sarcastic remarks to be had. Not even teasing him for taking so long.
There was something to be said about being uncomfortable in your own skin. It wasn’t a feeling
Ruggie knew personally, but he’d imagine it feel something akin to this. He didn’t feel fickle in his
flesh;
So what?
Yuu was just another person. Just like his mom, or his dad. He was fine without them.
He choked on his own breath. He swiped at his eyes. His ears pressed against his head, muffling
the outside clamor with ease. His mind was blank. He’d be fine.
It was blank except for one thought. The few words that escaped his broken heart.
“It’s weird,” Ruggie confessed under his breath. “We just saw her, like, two days ago.
It doesn’t feel real.”
Chapter Notes
This is split due to major tone differences! Sorry it’s short- but the next one’s already
started! :D
Azul was the next one to arrive at the shop. Ruggie sat at the counter, silently watching Yuu work
while nibbling on the round of his donut. The tiny bell rang as he walked in. His ear flicker in
acknowledgement, but his blank gaze was fixed onto Yuu.
Ruggie was a face Azul had come to know well with his odd shifts at the Mostro Lounge. His
signature smile was a pleasant one, although lacked the suave discipline the twins or himself
adorned. His was more rough and raw, yet met his eyes with practice. Even with the most mundane
or even stressful situation, there was a light in them like the dawn at sea. Placid, yet consistent.
It was a bit staggering to see Ruggie’s light being drowned out by the water. They weren’t clouded
with any sort of grief. If anything, his gray eyes were blank like an anchor forgotten; collecting rust
and abandoned by the very thing he was designed for. He was hollowed out of or by any
frustration, a shell in his own numbness. No one can hear you at the bottom of the ocean.
A smirk tugged at Azul’s lip as he removed his hat. Such a simple gesture pained him.
She followed his eyes to her name tag before nodding and getting to work.
“It’s weird,” Ruggie confessed under his breath. “We just saw her, like, two days ago. It doesn’t
feel real.”
“Try as one may, no memories are completely forgotten,” Azul phrased carefully.
As if he believed it himself.
“And doesn’t remember us.” His throat tightened in urgency. “Or anything about Twisted
Wonderland.”
“Well, I guess she decides what to do.” His green eyes clouded with some sort of emotion neither
freshmen could discern. “We know our Yun-Yun would come back, but this Yuu-chan? I dunno.”
Green met the blue storm evenly. His mouth formed a line. Neither backed down.
“I don’t need a cool senpai right now,” Deuce growled lowly, grip slacking a mere centimeter.
“Then tell us what’s actually going on in that head of yours,” Ace challenged. “You always play it
cool like a picture. But what are you actually thinking?”
His eyes widened in a startle, voice grunting in its flinch. Cater’s mouth opened slightly, before
pressing into a purse.
“It won’t change anything,” he explained painfully slow, “so why bother?”
“Better than acting like you’re immune to pain,” Deuce seethed. “Or better than us.”
Cater smiled sadly. “You want to know how I really feel? Fine.”
“I’m terrified, okay?” His voice faltered. “One of my best friends is in a world that clearly doesn’t
treat her right and she doesn’t remember us at all. I’ve lost her.” His breath caught in his throat.
“I’m heartbroken . I’m scared that when I see her again, it’ll be the last time I will. And I won’t get
to say goodbye.”
“You haven’t lost her yet, Cater-senpai,” Ace soberly protested. “She’s just a few blocks down.”
“I want my last memory to be of her smiling,” Cater chuckled mirthlessly, a shaking hand running
through his hair. “Not of a stranger.”
Deuce’s voice was quiet, almost like a breath in and of itself. “That’s selfish, y’know? You need
say goodbye even if she looks her worst.”
“I get it,” Deuce continued undaunted. “I really do. But you need to see her off with a smile, at
least. Or you’ll never let yourself live that down.”
“What good would that do?” Cater contested. “I’m just a stranger.”
“But you’ll know.” Blue met green. “And that matters, too.”
Also let Cater and Deuce bond over shared trauma. See if you can pick up my hints! ;)
Donut Hole
Chapter Summary
She shrugged nonchalantly, opting not to answer. The air felt thick with questions left
unasked. Implications that went unsaid streamed into a tense murk.
Chapter Notes
“So he gets to bail?” Cater sighed, a hand combing through his hair. “No fair.”
“I’ll track him down, don’t worry,” the fellow ginger assured with a smirk. “Come on, senpai. Be
cool.”
He took a deep breath, before exhaling it painfully. The signature smile tugged on his face as he
entered the café, the bell ringing behind him as the door caught on Deuce’s expecting palm.
“But am I wrong?”
“His name,” Deuce cut in. “What did you call him?”
“I…” Yuu stared at them blankly before troubling her brow in a slight grimace. “… don’t
remember.”
Deuce’s mouth formed into a line, teeth digging into his lip. Ace rubbed the back of his neck
awkwardly, warm gaze gaining a chill. Azul wore his poker face like his own skin, and Ruggie
buried his head in his folded arms, ears low.
“Don’t mind them,” Azul insisted slowly, tone easy and light. “You’re of age, yes, Yuu-san? Do
you go to college?”
“Oh, um.” She swallowed thickly. “I mean, I wanted to. But it didn’t work out.”
“You didn’t get in?” Ruggie asked from his arm fortress, muffled by his organic limb.
“No, I did.” Her voice wobbled in her throat. “It just… yeah. I’m needed here is all.”
“I’ve never known of a job to prioritize itself over education,” the cephalopod mused tactfully.
“Particularly one so low in income.”
Yuu chuckled mirthlessly. “No, you’re right. But I need money to go, y’know? Everything I had
saved, my parents used up.”
She shook her head, a pained smile warping her features in a way none of them liked.
“No. They’ve been working super hard, and wanted a vacation. The least I can do is support that.
I’m not much use aside from a glorified maid anyway. Not like I’ll get very far even if I went to
school. I’m not the smartest, or the prettiest, or blessed with some innate talent.”
“So they stole from you?” Ruggie asked in a low growl, ears flat.
“It’s okay,” Yuu assured in a shaking breath. “I’m not going anywhere.”
“But you’re not getting any younger, either,” Cater agreed, brow distressed.
She shrugged nonchalantly, opting not to answer. The air felt thick with questions left unasked.
Implications that went unsaid streamed into a tense murk.
“So you owe your parents?” Deuce asked quietly.
“I mean, they put a roof over my head, y’know?” Her voice was off-key. “All I do is cause
problems. Might as well make it up to them somehow. Plus, it’s just me versus them. Two’s more
than one. If someone has to take the fall for people to be happy, I’m glad it’s me.”
“But what about you?” Ruggie demanded, metal hand slamming on the table. His cool eyes lit with
a foreign fire. “Don’t you care about that? Yuu-chan, you’re being used !”
“Yuu-chan,” Ace spoke, startling Deuce. “Y’know you’re worth more than what you can do,
right?”
Yuu’s wide eyes startled to him, hands clenched at the hem of her apron.
“But do you believe that?” Ace challenged, taking a heavy step forward.
Azul’s hand gently met Ace’s chest, subtly holding him back from charging in recklessly.
It wasn’t like the sunlight or moon’s glow. Instead, it illuminated like stained glass; broken and
wrong, assembled into a semblance of beauty in spite of the shattered pieces, yet fragile all the
same.
“You truly are a benevolent soul, Yuu-san,” Azul breathed, a somber smile clumsily gracing his
lip. “But I can’t help but wonder who worries about you?”
“I’m fine, sir.” She offered that same grin. “This one’s on me, guys. My treat. Consider it a trade
for the conversation.“
She shrugged, facing away from them. Her head hung in a low bow, weighed down by an unseen
force. Her voice came light like air. “It’s okay. It won’t matter much to me, anyway.”
Free food never tasted so sour to Ruggie. It made him sicker than mold and rot, yet ate away at
him all the same.
“I don’t like it,” Cater’s voice grimly remarked. “What she said. That doesn’t sound good.”
“Let’s not let our emotions get the best of us,” Azul persuaded.
“Not everyone can have the personality of a wall like you can,” Ace grumbled.
“Okay, uncalled for,” Cater decided with a light smile. “We’re going to get nowhere with this.”
“Hey,” Epel greeted, waving down from a crowd. “Sorry for the hol’ up!”
“Yup! Sorry ‘bout that.” He caught his breath as he squeezed through the last wall of people. “Not
too fond of people with bad memory. It uh, doesn’t sit right with me. But anyway! I have her
address!”
This isn’t all of Yuu’s backstory or anything, but gives you some hints. Y’know when
something is kinda “normalized” and you think of nothing of it despite the red flags it
sends other people? Yeah that.
Shards of a Shadow
Chapter Summary
Glass only let you see beyond itself. Don’t look into it- only though the looking glass.
Chapter Notes
TW! TW!
This one’s metaphor heavy. Can be taken many ways. But if it’s too heavy, skip this
one! The next one is more plot relevant. This is for emotional impact.
Wounds always burned with salt. Nothing was more potent than the sharp words of an unknowing
assailant.
No one ever asked about her. She was to be a shadow on the wall- a picture in the mirror. There,
but insignificant.
She knew that she knew that she was present. She knew that she knew she was needed. A burden,
although heavy, to ease the load of the others. She’d compare herself to glass. Fragile, pointed,
ugly; and could only cut and sever when things broke.
Coming home to a lonely apartment was more common and normal than a busy one. Adults were
busy. She understood that. Her life could wait a little longer.
The silence bore into her ears with a deafening weight. The air felt too thin to breathe, yet to thick
to stomach.
Yuu opted for the fridge, to discover unexpected vacancy. Her parents must have packed
everything.
Being a picture or a shadow left a taste for the light; although she knew she wouldn’t exist were it
not for the scorch of a torch. You couldn’t see someone as downcast as her if you didn’t look. You
needed the light to see her darkness. You needed it to make out color.
A burden at least had the impact of existing. A picture was even worse. Insignificant. Overlooked
in the dark. A semblance of what was or could be, only wanting you to yearn for the real thing.
Glass only let you see beyond itself. Don’t look into it- only though the looking glass.
Yuu filled her cup with water. It would do, she decided.
It could be worse, she knew. The apartment was nice and spacious- plenty of room for someone
like her! It was better than some decrepit ramshackle dorm. She counted her blessings. That’s
probably what college was like anyway, right?
Trouble came and shattered the shards beyond repair. Colored blood dipped in the dark in a faint
ooze.
The TV played static instead of sound. It added to the pressure of the room, electrifying the
atmosphere to pins and needles.
Call her a dork, but she liked old movies. Not because they were old, but because they were simple.
Magic painted every cel as the characters moved across a designed background.
They had a place within it- even something as minuscule as a blue caterpillar.
It was a nice escape. She would never dream to be some endearing protagonist printed on
merchandise in a theme park. She would never be the one to root for. She barely compared in the
background.
Sometimes she fantasized, dark as it may be, that she might feel the pain if she were to shatter.
But even so, she would allow herself just a moment of pretend- a second of folly.
She allowed herself to dream awake- a wish her heart dared to make.
That maybe she, too, would live a story with a good ending. That perhaps she could live her own
life instead of being in the shadow of the day.
That one day her glass would be painted in beauty. Perfection it may not be, but beautiful and
breathtaking. Something for someone to notice.
Insignificant.
The spheres glowed below, illuminating the dark sky with a golden hue. Bursts of color broke
through shade like a blade.
Y’know what I said a few chapters ago about my monologue chapters not being
cohesive? Yeah it’s intentional. I try to emulate the feeling of emotion instead of the
cohesion of thought. Think of it like a poem? Kinda.
Ruggie’s grip on the Spell tightened. His lead legs cemented themselves to the ground.
His blood felt cold, yet insatiably hot in his veins. His mouth was arid, and tongue a
stone inside the dry confines.
Chapter Notes
Very unrelated, but if anyone has any Fire Emblem Three Houses/Hopes fics they
recommend hook me up :)
“ Laugh with me !”
Ruggie felt his heart batter in his ears, and pound in his chest. His mind spiraled in a sick cycle he
couldn’t control. He hardly registered the rushed footsteps.
Ruggie’s grip on the Spell tightened. His lead legs cemented themselves to the ground. His blood
felt cold, yet insatiably hot in his veins. His mouth was arid, and tongue a stone inside the dry
confines.
“The way your legs are shaking,” Azul answered. “Even with Ruggie-san’s Magic.”
“ Magic ?”
“My Signature Spell,” Ruggie explained in a slow lull. “Makes you copy my actions.”
A fragile smile found itself on her lips. “The view’s nice, y’know?”
Yuu flinched.
The pause hung heavy in the air. The gentle hum of car engines filled the thick air with a deafening
buzz.
The hyena’s ears laid flat on his head. His pale gaze was cold with doubt, yet burned with an
intensity seldom seen within them: fear.
“And even if I was,” Yuu continued with a whisper. “Why do you care?”
“I don’t even know you!” Yuu spat. “Why do you care ?!”
“This would be so much easier if she could remember,” Ace lamented beneath his breath.
Azul saw a boat tossed by waves in the corners of his mind. An SOS signal dispatched in an empty,
dark ocean with no hope in sight. The clamoring jaws of death gnashing at the hull and dragging
the ship into its deepest despairs.
“You’re Yun-Yun,” Cater spoke, voice cracking in the altitude of the situation. “You’re a master
chef with no sense of aesthetic. You wear crocs because they’re comfy and screw the critics. You
throw kitchenware for fun.”
A heartsick smile tugged at his lip with the bliss of a twisted knife.
“You know what to say. Always. You’re selfless, and never ask for anything in return. You’re a
coffeeholic.”
You gave me a reason to grow outside a picture frame. A reason to be more than cute.
I can’t imagine life without you anymore. I think I’d be dead for real.
“See people for who they are,” Epel chimed with a melancholic smile.
You saw me as more than a pretty face. You went after me.
Silver linings brimmed on the rims of Yuu’s eyes. Her brow worried itself on her skin. Her voice
caught on the rip current that was her breath. “W- why ?”
“On the contrary,” Azul protested gently, slowly making his way toward her. “I think otherwise.”
“You must have me mistaken for someone else,” she argued heartlessly.
“I may sport glasses, but I can see the heart of a person more clearly than anything else.” Azul’s
smile came easy, as did his gentle caress of her hand. “You’re just unfortunate.”
That was the wrong thing to say, he realized immediately, as Yuu’s face crumpled. She jerked her
hand away.
“You act,” she chuckled sadly, “as if you all know me.”
“We do,” Deuce answered, approaching. “You used to go to school with us.”
“What do you remember about the past few months?” Ruggie supplied.
The confused fog in her eyes seemed to ease in slight. “I, um, don’t know.”
“You were taken from us,” Cater explained sharply, his hand finding hers. “We’ve been working
nonstop trying to find you. To bring you home .”
“B-but why ?” Yuu cried, the thin trails of water lining her cheeks. “I-I’m not worth all that
trouble.”
“You’re worth chasing after!” Ruggie snapped. “And we’re not going to leave you, either.”
The dam broke. Heavy dollops cascaded down her face. Her throat tightened like a noose,
strangling her cries into incomprehensible blubbering. The weight of the world wracked her frame.
Cater wrapped his arms around her. She clung to him like a lifeline.
At first, Ruggie hesitated, despite the others joining in- even Azul. He would only be able to feel
with one arm, as the other was metal and false. And if he touched her, if he got close, she might
disappear beyond his reach- a reality that almost was. His whole body still felt defiled from having
to use his Magic in such a way.
He swallowed thickly before taking heavy steps forward.
Also 3000+ hits?? I am in awe. I have no words. Just… thank you! :’D
Home is Where the Heart Is
Chapter Notes
“So what you’re saying is,” Divus hummed, “is that we need to somehow sever Crowley-san?”
“Not quite,” Veprl sighed. “We need to limit his authority. If we just throw out the headmaster for
assault, this place will be swarming with cops. And I do not want that.”
“You don’t want their noses in it.” He nodded once. “Ivory-san and the pups should be back soon.”
“I’m confident in their abilities,” Crewel assured. “We do need to find Yuu-kun a permanent home,
however. We don’t need Crowley-san to use that against us somehow. I wouldn’t put it past him to
fight dirty.”
Veprl groaned. “I can’t just dump his custody onto someone’s parent.”
“Why not you, Ambrose?” Divus suggested. “You’re fantastic with the pups.”
“Fair point,” he hummed. “I suppose being a ward of the school is out, too, considering who is at
the top.”
“Don’t apologize,” Azul assured, dabbing away at her face with a handkerchief.
“Do you remember us, Yuu-chan?” Ace asked. “I know it’s kinda a long shot-“
“You remember!” Cater beamed. “And that’s what matters, ‘kay? But you gave me a good spook!”
“Understatement of the year,” Ace scoffed. “He and Deucey nearly duked it out in the middle of
town.”
“It was all for character development, promise!” He assured defensively. Yuu was not convinced.
“Hey, Yuu-chan?” Epel piped up, meeting her gaze skeptically. “Do you really believe all that stuff
about yourself?”
She blinked. “Um, yeah. I-I mean I don’t like think about it often. I have it under control, honest!
Just… you caught me on a bad day.”
“Nope!” Cater chimed with a popped ‘p’. “Your home is in Twisted Wonderland with us.”
“Oh.” A sweet smile melted on her face like honey butter. “Okay.”
“Yeah, you’re not leaving our sight for a while,” Ace laughed.
“She can take care of herself,” Ruggie groaned, rolling his eyes. No one commented on his hand in
hers, her other being occupied by Cater.
Planning on making a fic line for the kiddos getting therapy. Originally, this chapter
was going to be that with Yuu! But I couldn’t get it to work cohesively and concisely,
so that’s for later.
I also just wanted to get out of this arc and onto Octavinelle. Speaking of! This is a
major set up for it.
Deuce’s and Epel’s face could have ignited and none would be the wiser. Azul, having
the most composure, pressed up his glasses and waltzed out with gritted teeth. The
willpower was admirable to say the least.
Chapter Notes
To my beloved theorizers:
Keep an eye out.
“So what did you all think of Japan?” Ivory beamed. “Pretty cool, huh?”
“I got a lot of pictures!” Cater beamed. “But deleting ‘em will be a pain.”
“So many fangirls,” Ace shuddered. “Like, some were cute! But man they were clingy.”
Noticing her confusion, Deuce explained. “They thought we were popstars, I think.”
Realization dawned on her. “Because of the Dorm Uniform?” She sputtered laughter. “That’s
awesome.”
“Thank you for your help, Ivory-san,” Azul interrupted with a polite smile.
“Yikes, you are stuffy,” the man laughed. “But no problem. I should probably head out, though!
The last thing I need is your headmaster on my tail. Ciao~!”
“I highly doubt Veprl-sensei and Crewel-sensei would like that,” the cephalopod deadpanned.
“You might as well roll with it, or else Cater-kun will lose it,” Ruggie drawled.
“If it means that much to you, fine,” Yuu relented. “I’ll let Nurse Veprl give me a look-over.”
And that was that. Soon enough, they found themselves in Veprl’s empty ward after school hours.
He was cleaning up some sort of unseen bloody mess, labcoat tied around his surprisingly slender
hips. His arms were bare and far more toned than Epel thought they were.
“What in the world happened here, Ambie-chan?” Ivory gaped. “Did you kill someone?”
“One of them got into a fight,” Divus explained, retying Veprl’s hair for him. “Looks worse than it
is.”
“It’s nice to see you again, Yuu-kun!” Divus greeted with a polite smirk.
“We already cleaned everything,” Veprl assured. “Let me just change my gloves. Take a seat. Yuu-
kun, do you want ‘em here?”
“I don’t think they’d leave even if I wanted them to,” she teased.
“Fine. But they’re leaving for the last part. I don’t think you want them to see you in a hospital
gown.”
“Yeah, no.”
“Magic across dimensions aren’t good for the noggin, kiddo,” Ivory explained. “Jostles your brain
around like a bucket of marbles on a train. How’d you think you got amnesia in the first place?”
She nodded and participated in the exam easily. Veprl was quiet. The other students looked on with
vague curiosity.
“Stick this in your mouth,” He instructed, holding out a stick with a gem at the end. It looked like
the Night Raven College Pen’s jewel, but on a thinner rod more akin to a thermometer.
“-chan is fine,” she interrupted. Veprl rolled his eyes, having to adjust the tool thanks to the
correction.
“You’re right,” the nurse acknowledged. “This is a precaution. Those Mirrors are Magic, and they
don’t break easily at all. Also, between the dimension hopping could leave some Magical affects.
She was stuck in our world for a while, so think of it like residue. Or germs if you want to. Even if
she doesn’t possess Magic, or if she does and can’t access it into a tangible form like you Mages
can, there is the possibility of Blot. And quite frankly, I don’t think any of us need that.”
“His body is probably used to that sorta stress, too,” Ruggie noted.
“Yeah, you guys probably shouldn’t do it too often,” the rabbit advised. “Might lose a few screws.
Your atoms don’t get too jazzed about shuffling between worlds. Once or twice doesn’t hurt,
though!”
“I don’t even want to think about those side effects,” Azul decided. Deuce shuddered.
“Alright,” Divus decided. “Be good boys and give her some privacy. Unless you are complete
hopeless dogs.”
Deuce’s and Epel’s face could have ignited and none would be the wiser. Azul, having the most
composure, pressed up his glasses and waltzed out with gritted teeth. The willpower was admirable
to say the least.
Veprl groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Let’s just say I have a lot of work to do.”
“So she does have some Blot?” Crewel questioned. “How bizarre.”
“It’s not exactly Blot ,” the nurse corrected. “I’ll work it out. Don’t worry.”
“Okay, look you won’t Overblot and you can’t use Magic. And you won’t die from this, either. So
just let me work and I’ll let you know when I have definite answers.”
“That won’t be necessary,” Divus assured. “Honestly, we needed to discuss something privately.”
“We?”
“Ambrose-kun and I have been working together on this. It only makes sense for me to be present.
I’d hate to be out of the loop.”
“I was named before my Signature Spell developed,” the nurse scoffed. “But yes, Divus is right. It
saves me the trouble of filling him in later. I’ll be quick. Are you listening?”
“All ears.”
“We don’t like the way Crowley’s been running things. And shoving you through a Mirror, which
is assault-“
Yuu flinched.
“-by the way, is just the icing on top of this crap-cake. If he pulls the same stunt and justifies it
with ‘oh but she’s not legally a citizen’, you need to be homed somewhere. You following me so
far?”
“We can’t get into the specifics, but we’re investigating Crowley. We’d take you in ourselves, but
he’s technically our boss. It could backfire on all of us. And becoming a ward of the school would
be even worse.”
“If only it were so simple,” Crewel lamented. “We couldn’t just assign you to anyone. For starters,
we’d hate to impose on someone. Furthermore, if Crowley-san continues this tirade, it’d be
downright barbaric to expel a student by association. We needed to search on who could financially
afford housing you, be willing to do so, and intimidate Crowley enough to avoid being bitten.”
“Worth issues-“
“So I’m basically going into hiding?” Yuu asked. “But in plain sight?”
“Think of it like a collar,” Crewel offered. “The license proves you belong so you won’t be swept
away by the dog catchers. But we need to be strategic about where to home you so Crowley won’t
abuse his power by proxy.”
Veprl responded slowly. “I’ve already talked to him about this, and he’s perfectly fine with it. I just
need your opinion.”
Yuu was not expecting that one. In all honesty, it left her conflicted. She was still plagued by the
image of Ruggie’s arm being ripped off.
The sand.
The blood -
“Why him?”
“He’s a prince,” Veprl explained. “Albeit not firstborn. His chances of succession are slim,
especially given his healthy nephew. You could blend right into his household. And because he’s a
prince, he provides plenty of funding for the school. And Crowley wouldn’t dare want to cut those
losses.”
“He said, and I quote,” Divus responded, “‘my reputation has been raked through the mud anyway.
Might as well make some good come out of it.’”
“What do you think, Yuu-chan?” Veprl asked. “I know your history with him isn’t the best, but it’s
the best solution we could come up with that would keep you and your keeper safe.”
Veprl scoffed. “You’d be sharing an address. If anything, your custody would be with some lord in
the region at best.”
Yuu slowly nodded. “Yeah. Yeah, that’s fine. Can I ask you something, though? Sensei?”
The men both turned their attention to her. There was no judgement behind their expression, only
patience and understanding.
Yay school politics. Any ideas as to what Crowley’s up to? If any? Who knows! We
could have a traitor ;)
Also! Yuu is still living in the dorms. This is mostly for legalities and whatever. Like
if she went “home” for vacation, she’d head back with Leona.
Noble Cause
Chapter Summary
“Well, I don’t smell smoke,” Ruggie noted. “So you’re not the one cooking.”
Chapter Notes
Lazy green eyes stared back at her plainly. Brown ears proudly stood atop the crown of hair he
boasted. They weren’t flattened in annoyance, or flicking with concern, which made it all the
harder to read him.
“What’s a Japan?”
“Exactly.” Yuu brushed past him and made for the kitchen.
“You’re insufferable.”
A slab of meat slammed onto the wooden cutting board in front of her. It was large, even by her
standards. It was already tenderized and marinated. She cocked a brow.
Ah. That explained it. Ruggie had immediately returned to his room upon his return to sleep. He
was too tired to do much of anything. Did inter-dimensional give you jet lag?
Maybe this was Leona’s way of being kind. Making sure his dorm still got fed despite Ruggie’s
sudden departure from the dinner menu.
“So why’d you volunteer?” She asked, getting veggies chopped. “To take me in.”
“It’d be a real hassle if someone hadn’t.” He leaned against the counter, nostrils flared in disgust.
“I’d never hear the end of it.”
He groaned, running a hand through the wild mane that was his hair. “Look, my entire dorm cares
about you. If the school doesn’t. And.. I kinda owe you.”
“I don’t do things for my own conscience,” he spat. “But what kinda guy would I be if I let a
woman hanging? This is something within my power I can do .”
She stared at him, wide eyed. A faint hue painted his flustered features. His ears pressed against his
hair with embarrassment despite his scowl.
He all but hissed, face a bright red, “Oh shut it, omnivore!”
“Hey, Leona-senpai?”
“What?” he grumbled.
“Are you doing this because you care about me?” She asked bluntly. “To protect me?”
“They expect nothing from me anyway,” he explained with tasteless, embittered words. “Any time
I do any good, it’s a bloody miracle with ‘em. You won’t drag me down any.”
“You’re legally under one of our duke’s custody or something like that.” He shrugged. “He
recently lost his own daughter in a territory dispute or whatever. Helps him fill the void, I guess.
But you definitely won’t get that title. He has a house full of men now. As much as we respect
women, men get the titles. Women are the warriors.”
“Marked?”
“You humans usually use wedding rings or something, right? Well, we Beastmen, particular Lions,
Mark each other. They’re kinda like bites. The Lioness is usually the first one to Mark her lover.”
He shrugged. “Way back when, if a king was dethroned, he’d have to remark the wife if she were
beaten in battle. Or kill her if there was already a spouse. Any offspring would be slain to avoid
any future uprising or some crap like that.”
“I’m a freakin’ prince, duh.” He rolled his eyes. “Have had this stuff drilled into my head since
forever.”
She smacked his lower back with a spatula. He jolted in surprise. It didn’t hurt, but it did catch him
off guard.
“Well, I don’t smell smoke,” Ruggie noted. “So you’re not the one cooking.”
The prince let that one slide, moving out of the way. The hyena took his place.
“I’m surprised no one else is here yet,” Yuu noticed. “Usually I have an audience.”
“Leona-san threatened them an inch of their life if they were too loud,” Ruggie yawned.
The three of them sat in silence as Yuu labored over the stove. A domestic comfort settled into the
steam. The hyena slumped in his seat, shoulders relaxed as the fragrance of food wafted through
the air.
“It’s nice to have you back, Yuu-chan,” Ruggie decided with a subtle smile.
“The fact that two Dorm Leaders Overblotted concerns me,” Riddle presented, hand slamming on
Veprl’s desk. “Myself being one of them. And neither of these cases were reported properly.”
Veprl took the file beneath the ginger’s palm. “It worries me, too. Looks like Kingscholar-kun’s
was more problematic to Crowley. It could have been a coincidence he was there.”
“Do you think we’re being specifically targeted?” Riddle asked. “I can’t imagine why. Crowley-
sensei is a fool, yes, but I’m not sure if he’s so despicable.”
“If that’s the case, we need to consider motive.” Veprl leaned back. “Or how he would even do
something like that. Because both catalysts were completely outside his direct control.”
“Exactly!” Riddle exclaimed, leaning on the tips of his toes. “But he was in control, not even
following any safety after-measures!”
“So you’re saying that he was aware, yet refused to act? The trolley dilemma?”
“Teachers exist so that we have room to fail and grow,” he phrased tactfully. “That is why school
rules are in place. Crowley-sensei treats them as suggested guidelines at best. He may not have
caused specific incidents, but he was aware of them. And did nothing about them during or after.”
“And let’s say this was intentional,” Veprl muttered. “He’d only have until the end of the school
year to act on any sort of plan.”
“Malleus-san.”
Also! Veprl didn’t employ Riddle or anything. This is just how he’s handling the
stress and showing he cares. Y’know. In his own way. Veprl’s just rolling with it
because it’ll be more stressful for the guy not to.
Also!! Some food for thought for my lore lovers. As a thank you for all the love:
If you’ve read Veprl’s backstory, how do you think that would relate to Idia? >:)
Ink Like Water
Chapter Notes
This one’s short! I couldn’t get this next part down without it dragging on for a while
and tonal whiplash. So! Yeah!
This almost had a Malleus segment that would have been way too romantically coded
so that got scrapped. It’s still in my files, though.
“Do you think she remembers?” Ace asked. “Her past, I mean?”
“You’d have to ask her,” Trey suggested. “But she must be tired after all that.”
“How did Riddle-senpai handle all of that? Dude tends to get carried away.”
“So, Deucey,” Cater drawled. “You have the hots for my sis, huh? We should have a talk.” The
smile on his face sent chills down his spine.
Deuce’s averted his gaze. “You don’t have to worry about that, senpai.”
“Oh?”
Deuce took a deep breath. “After all of that, I think I’d rather be friends? Does that make sense? I
do care about her. I really do. But I rather have a friend, y’know? Than risk ruining that.” His
shoulders slumped a bit. “I haven’t had many friends because of how I acted in middle school. That
means more to me right now.” He paused. “Does that make me a bad person? Is that weird?”
“That’s really mature of you, Deuce-kun,” Trey decided.
“I have the coolest kouhais,” Cater agreed with a fond smile, capturing the moment with his
camera.
“Dating is hard,” Ace lamented. “I think it’s smarter to just be buds anyway.”
“You’re just into curves,” Deuce shot back with a pink-hued face.
“Just because you didn’t get a shovel talk doesn’t mean Trey-kun won’t bury you,” Cater warned
with a playful smirk.
The freshmen’s eyes darted to the tall greenette. He shot them a sly smile, light glinting in his
glasses.
“Don’t be vulgar.”
“Do you think she’ll tell everyone?” Deuce asked, changing the subject. “That she’s a girl?”
“She wants to,” Cater sighed. “But Veprl-sensei said it’s a bad idea right now.”
“It’s not that,” the ginger upper classman clarified. “Yun-Yun said that he wanted to wait until we
had a better idea of Crowley’s intentions, y’know? It could discredit him- which would be cool-
but nothing’s scarier than an injured animal, y’know? So we’re waiting. But she is going to tell Vil-
san and Malleus-san.”
“ Mood .”
“It’s like Blot,” Idia explained slowly, “but it isn’t. Blot is from extra Magic. Storage isn’t infinite.
Expansion pass unavailable. This is like a free DLC item to patch old bugs. Like an OP character.
Ramshackle dropped this?”
“After he returned from an impromptu trip beyond the Mirror, I found whatever it is.”
The small dropper in his fingers had the material. It was thicker than ink and more of a navy color.
When the light hit it just right, it had a semi-holographic sheen likened to an oil spill. Veprl had
extracted it off the Blotometer.
“I’m not entirely sure,” he admitted in a defeated sigh. “Blot is, like you said, excess. A
manifestation of Magic and accentuated by stress in physical form. Whatever this is, it has his
DNA infused in it.”
“Maybe Yuu-san’s a hybrid,” he suggested. “He’s not even from a Magic world, right? His DNA’s
gonna get scrambled between that. File not found, y’know?”
“That’s what I’m thinking, but that wouldn’t explain whatever it is. Ortho could scan it.”
A certain bitterness found its way in Veprl’s heart. “I can’t risk an info leak.”
“Got it. This is some puzzle you got, Veprl-sensei. I’m good at them, but usually there’s a boss at
the end. I don’t want to fight anyone.”
There was a tense moment between the two. Leona never begged.
Chapter Notes
“I hope the main cast has enjoyed their break,” Vil mused. “The ensemble has been working their
rears off with choreography. Let’s try not to be shown up too much, got it?”
They straightened their posture, nodding stiffly. Well, Beau and Noé did. Cater just offered a
relaxed grin, and Leona rolled his eyes. Azul offered a smirk and rolling back of the shoulders, and
Yuu nodded along.
He took a breath before getting into character. Okay, that was a loose way of describing that. The
Leona-brand version of Vladmir.
“Are you impressed with our Anastasia?” Leona asked with a flick of the tail and unsure smirk.
“Surprisingly, yes,” Cater scoffed with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Looks like you can come up
with something good after all.”
His ears flattened at the grin, eyes squinting to prevent a roll. “Will you take her to see Tatiana?”
“I would if I could,” Cater sighed, shifting his weight onto his hip. “Tatiana has refused to see any
more girls.”
He turned to leave. Leona grabbed his wrist. Cater’s eyes widened in surprise, mouth slightly
agape.
“Sophie, please .” His voice came out forceful- a weak and desperate plea.
There was a tense moment between the two. Leona never begged. He wasn’t a soft kitten shrunk
on stage by his own despair, but a desperate man begging his former lover for a favor of which he
had no gain- a truly selfless act.
“Ballet Russe.” Cater’s voice broke the silence. “That’s the Russian ballet. She’ll be there tonight.”
“An interesting direction!” Vil smiled contentedly. “It really emphasizes the emotional rift between
the two characters. Well done.”
When did they perfect that? Yuu couldn’t help but wonder. How long has it been since I’ve been
cleared for rehearsal?
A cold dread pooled at the bottom of her stomach. She was falling behind. Everyone was putting
the work in, and she went back to Japan of all places. Against her will, yes, but she couldn’t let her
castmates suffer for that.
She felt a rift between herself and the crew. Guilt poured into her pores.
Brushing fingertips pulled her out of her thoughts. Her eyes darted to the tall, silver haired man.
“You’re getting lost in your head.”
His voice wasn’t accusatory, but rather gentle. It washed her with a subtle comfort.
“Oh, um, sorry, Azul-senpai.”
“Action.”
Azul turned, only the corner of his face visible to her. The full expression, sporting a vague smile,
was made clear to the obvious. “You called me?”
“If I don’t-“ Yuu considered her phrasing “-remember who I am, who’s to say I’m not a princess-
or a duchess- or whatever she is. Right?”
“Go on.”
“And if I’m not Anastasia, then the Empress will know right away!” She added, as if convincing
herself. “And it’ll be, y’know, a mistake!”
“And if you are the princess,” Leona cut in, “you’ll have your family back.”
“Either way,” the cephalopod added, fully turning to Yuu, “it gets you to Paris.”
“I don’t think the Empress is going to like a frozen Anastasia,” Leona scoffed. “The instructions
were vague, but you would be the one to screw that up.”
“The baggage car?” Yuu cocked a brow and offered a sly smirk to Azul. She leaned into his face.
“There wouldn’t happen to be anything wrong with our papers, would there?”
“Of course not,” he lied with his trademarked businessman smile. “I would just absolutely hate to
see you mingle with all those commoners.”
“Dimitri.”
“Yes, princess?”
Beau snorted at the trio. “This isn’t anything like the original, but I kinda love it?”
Vil nodded, satisfied. “Azul-san and Yuu-san, you’re still much too stiff. Your assignment until
further notice is to get to know each other better. Be comfortable with each other. I want you to
question whether you’re acting or not.”
Based on that tone, no one doubted his sincerity. Yuu took the opportunity to go first, following
him to the back room branching from the auditorium. The future green room, she corrected.
“Before I begin, are you alright with wearing a dress? Cater-kun specifically requested something
less feminine, but I would prefer it given your physique and face.”
“Never,” she chuckled, unbuttoning her blazer. But um, while on the topic. Can I tell you
something?”
Vil’s hands stopped where they were, as if frozen by the proclamation. He wasn’t subtle in his
expressions- probably in no thanks to his theatrical expertise. Wide eyes met hers, mouth open into
a loose ‘o’, before he straightened up.
He smirked. “I would have loved that. But in any case, I’m more frustrated with myself that I
didn’t see it before. I sensed you were different from Epel-kun, despite your feminine features, but
I couldn’t quite pin it. And as a man often on stage, I’ve come across and worked with a variety of
people. I didn’t want to make assumptions.”
A comforting warmth swelled in Yuu’s heart. “Y’know, senpai, you’re really cool.”
“I prefer ‘beautiful’, but I suppose I can accept it this once.” He tucked a loose, blond strand behind
his ear. “Have you been outed as a woman yet?”
Her brow furrowed. “I think Veprl-sensei knows. Ace-kun, Deuce-kun, and whoever else that
found me in Japan knows now, too. Cater-nii definitely does, too. He got me some tampons when
he figured it out.”
“Is that some sort of slang?” Vil asked in a hum. “I’ve never heard of that one.”
“I’ve heard far worse from costars,” he assured calmly. “In any case, are you comfortable with
wearing a dress? I’d hate to overstep any bounds. I can work with a dashing suit if you’re
uncomfortable in a skirt.”
“Oh, no, I definitely want to wear a dress.” She smiled. “I miss that kinda thing.”
“And what about Azul-san?” He asked. “I’ve asked him, and he’s fine with an onstage kiss, but I
refuse to be accused of sexism or sexual harassment.”
Not that Vil couldn’t respect people, but he was all for making a good show even if it came at the
expense of others. Cater and Leona were living proof of that.
“I don’t mind. A kiss is just a kiss, right? Use me however you want.”
There was a pause. A dark look crossed Vil’s features that she couldn’t quite describe.
“32B,” she rattled off, as he stretched the tape across her shoulders. “I just wear kinda tight bras.”
He gave a nod.
“Hey, Vil-senpai?”
“Mm?”
He offered her a smirk. “I’ll lend you some if you let me try some makeup combinations on you.”
“As long as you lend me your face wash. I’ll break out if not.”
Ok so Vil is a weird character for me to write. Because he’s poised and such UNTIL
he gets very emotional. Emotionally impulsive, if you will. He’s also worked with a
variety of people, so he doesn’t want to make too light of a situation based on
assumption here. He’ll loosen up and be more Vil-like, but right now he’s on
professional mode!
Don’t Tell Him
Chapter Notes
I ended up kinda writing 3 chapters for this fic simultaneously, which ended up being
a rough outline for- y’know. You’ll see within the next few chapters! >:D
“I hate this,” the cat whined. “I’m Grim the Great! Why do I need to study?”
Deuce’s lip pursed into a frustrated pout. Unlike the other two slackers, he was struggling. If only
intentions could translate into actual results.
Yuu sighed, checking the time. “I actually have to leave soon, anyway.”
“Minion can’t take most of the exams,” Grim explained. “No magic.”
“You have no idea.” Yuu chuckled lightly. “I’ll see you guys later, ‘kay?”
“See ya, henchman!” Grim called out as her feet pattered off.
“Man, this sucks,” Ace groaned. “Yuu’s spending so much time with that guy nowadays. But I bet
that bothers you more than anyone, huh, Deuce?”
“Sure, Deucy.”
The two boys paused, eyeing the cat sitting between them.
“ Does he-“
“Oh no,” Ace cut him off with a smug smirk. “We’re not telling him anything.”
Azul was a gorgeous man. Anyone with eyes could see it. And even those without them would be
privy to his smooth, sultry voice. He radiated charm and charisma, his words dripping with half-
sweetened honey. It was a more natural beauty than one Vil boasted. He didn’t need to impress
with glamour, but rather sell his smile.
“Nothing I could not handle.” Azul slid a smile, but the markings beneath his eyes gave way to the
exhaustion.
“Today is fine,” he assured. “I could use some fresh air, if you’ll indulge me.”
Yuu chuckled at the unkempt silver tangles that was his hair. Instead of placid waves tugging to
his nape, they were more like unruly rapids hardly hidden by the hat tussled in them.
“Your hair’s a mess,” she put bluntly. “Do you run your hand through it a lot?”
That would explain the defiant curl drifting away from the silver locks.
“Besides, you’d be my guest. No one would think less of you for taking advantage of that kind of
deal.”
She spoke his language easily. His brow quirked downward in contemplation, lips pursing. “That
does sound enticing.“
“Do we have a deal?” Yuu taunted with a sly smirk and an outstretched hand.
Azul scoffed before taking it. “Very well. Lead the way, Yuu-san.”
Luckily, the way to the Mirrors wasn’t difficult. Azul could probably get there blindfolded. Even
so, he seemed particularly tense around the lobby. He kept a closer eye on Yuu between the
Mirrors, although she wasn’t sure how much of that was coincidence.
“He’s studying with Ace-kun and Deuce-kun.” She paused. “Well, he’s pretending to.”
“Deuce-kun definitely is. He works really hard to be the best student he can be.” The smile on her
face was an easy one. “So he gets frustrated when it just doesn’t click. Ace-kun isn’t much of a
studier. He’s more of a hands-on learner. Anything with detail or memorization’s lost on him. Grim
thinks he’s too good for it all.”
He hummed. “Interesting. But they’re still investing quite a bit of time into it, whether results are
produced or not.”
He smirked. “You’re probably right about that. Still, anything one invests in, whether monetary or
not, must hold some value to a person. Investment is indicative of intent.”
“So why are you hanging out with me?” Yuu blurted. “I mean, you’re investing your time.”
Always her simple bluntness , he fondly lamented to himself. It tended to slice through his façade
like a well-meaning cleaver.
“I have a show to put on. I’m committed to the role, after all.”
She smirked. “And yet Vil-senpai says we still lack chemistry. Leona-senpai and Cater-nii have us
beat.”
She laughed. “Yeah, yeah. So what should we do? Just hang around each other?”
“That would result in apparent comfort, yes. However, we’re to to be playing lovers .”
Yuu’s eyes met his ocean plainly. A casual air was shared between them, and yet, her words
rocked the boat.
Next chapter should be really long. I couldn’t resist a cliffhanger here- sorry!
Bottled Ink Wells
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
I was wrong about length, but unless you want really long and bad tonal whiplash, this
one is for now! But the next one is mostly written and should end up pretty lengthy.
Unless I rewrite it quite a bit. It’s happened. We’ll see.
Azul knew emotions well. He knew them to be like a tempered liquid: oozing and boiling in
tandem to the heart’s flow. He knew how to contain them in a pot- fitting for a grotesque
cephalopod such as himself. Emotions had no place on an inked page. He had them all in a jar to
the side.
And yet, there was this human who waltzed into the Wonderland carefree. It was as if she didn’t
know any form of glass, or the fragility of it. Or perhaps undaunted by the danger of the contents.
This person- woman - was too kind. A pure kindness even sweeter with how earnest she was. Blunt
remarks, sarcastic quips, but sweetened words flowed from her lips with a natural ease. There was
no practice to it, which is more than what he or perhaps even Vil could say. They weren’t
deflective, either, unlike Leona’s.
So maybe such honesty was what scared him most. There was no mask to be adorned, nor thorns to
be pricked upon- simply her. Pure, flawed, and earnest.
Yuu’s confidence wavered at his tone. Her cheeks warmed with a soft pink. “Well, I um,” she
cringed at her tone, “we have to kiss on stage anyway, right? So, uh, might as well get it out of the
way?”
How her voice crept so high was impressive.
“You do have a point,” he managed to concede, his voice shaking at the severity of such naive
absurdity.
“But if you don’t want to- it’s fine!” She hastily backpedalled.
“But I do-“ he stopped himself, haphazardly reworking whatever nonsense his mouth decided to
blurt “- I never said that I didn’t.”
His heart felt like a heavy burden pounding in his chest. His ribcage wracked with a rhythmic ache.
His cheeks and ears burned. And yet, despite this, the thrill of such fright was exhilarating. The
fear of the unknown was suffocating, but Azul never needed air. He breathed in the excitement
steadily.
Her eyes lit up in a surprise that pricked his heart. “Really? But you’re-“ she gestured to his face,
which tugged with a smirk at her awkwardness.
Her eyes were wide in honest awe. Flattery, even, for lack of a better word. The pink shade dusting
her cheeks was an adorable look for one so usually composed.
A kiss was something fairly intimate between humans, wasn’t it? He had seen and assisted in many
fairytales. It was a romantic gesture, tasting in sweetness that could be seen as well as felt. It could
be sloppy and hasty, sweet and chaste, or even more. In any case, Azul felt naked as the
undercurrent of doubt tugged at his heart.
He wanted to be felt.
All of him.
The fear of the light gripped his heart like the fangs of an anglerfish. And yet, he was mesmerized
all the same.
He wanted to get closer. He wanted to know such brightness more. He wanted to make it his own.
His fingertips brushed the loose locks framing her face. Her eyes flicked to his, matching their
direction.
He must have caught her attention, too- like a hook cast into the water. Her lips slightly parted in a
gentle shape. His unsteady hand sank to the small of her back. Was her waist always so slim? Her
hands didn’t dare move, as if afraid to scare such a shy creature away.
He wanted to be bold in the moment, and yet cherish it for every millisecond. The sands of time
were gentle on the sea floor.
He pressed in, lips meeting hers gently. They were soft, offering a warmth he never knew. She was
smooth, in stark contrast to her sharp tongue. A sweet taste of chocolate lingered upon them,
melting into his mouth.
He wanted more.
He wanted his ink, disgusting as he was, to paint her heart, body, and soul.
Deuce sighed, popping his tight knuckles one by one. “I did everything I could. All
that’s left is to wait for the results.”
“I’m sure you did great, Deuce-kun,” Yuu assured with a soft smile.
“There’s nothing you can do but put the work into studying,” Jack offered.
“The test is over, but my nerves are fried,” Epel sighed, rolling his wrists free of
tension.
Chapter Notes
“Are you nervous, Yun-Yun?” Cater asked, a bright smile plastered on his face.
“About finals?” She shrugged. “Not really. Not like I can do most of the practicals.”
“Hopefully you’ll do better than I did,” he laughed. “But I dunno! Lots of freshmen are awfully
chill this year. I wonder if they changed it!”
He snorted. “Big mood. I wish I did that, too!” He sighed dramatically. “Alas, I had leftovers that
were just crying to be put out of their misery.”
“ Yeah ,” he moaned. “But maybe I can catch ya at lunch? I need to find Lilia-san and go over
some notes.”
Yeah, okay. She could see that. Despite his appearance, there was this certain air about the Fae. He
was likely much older than he appeared.
Speaking of Fae, she probably should ask how to properly get ahold of Malleus, soon. If Lilia was
the prefect’s keeper in any case, he probably held him to a studying schedule, right?
There were a lot of things Yuu did not understand about Malleus.
Yuu yawned. Truth was, Grim had been muttering little factoids to himself all that night. How he
managed to memorize it all was astounding, honestly. Last she checked, Grim had little capacity to
concentrate, much less remember small details. Heck, she wasn’t sure he remembered everyone’s
names. If he managed to pull off a passing grade (an A would be too much), maybe she’d treat
him.
“Mornin’, Ruggie-kun.”
“Yo.” He greeted. “I’m ready to get this over with. What about you?”
His ears flicked with interest, a smirk tugging his lip. “Yeah? Well snap a picture next time. I don’t
think we need me laughing so hard you stop the show.”
“Will do,” she laughed. “But I’m sure Cater-nii has it on his Magicam somewhere.”
“Meh.” He shrugged. “Not into that kinda stuff. Flip phones don’t really do that sorta thing
anyway.”
“I don’t really want anything that pricey in my pocket. I much rather have a full stomach, y’know?”
“How about you come to my place tonight? Y’know, to celebrate the end of exams?”
“Would if I could,” he sighed. “But actually, Leona-san asked me to tell you to come over to
Savanaclaw. Somethin’ about training?”
“He wants to do what after tests?” Yuu cocked a brow. It sounded like too much work for the
prince.
“To get ready for winter break, I think? You are in a noble house now, right? Like, technically.
Bleh. Royal mumbo-jumbo goes over my head. I have a hard enough time keeping Leona-san
straight.”
Yuu chuckled. “Okay. I’ll be there. I’ll cook, though. Pizza sound okay?”
He beamed. “Oh yeah. Definitely. I’ll tell the guys their beloved Food Angel is descending from
above.”
“Time’s up, puppies,” Crewel’s voice announced. “Put your pencils down and pass your sheets
forward like good, obedient pups. This concludes your final exams.”
“ Finally !” Yuu groaned, stretching her arms over the desk. “I thought it’d never end!”
“Sit!” Crewel barked, his pointer smacking the open palm of his hand. “It’s too early to celebrate!
Any bad boys who get low marks should be prepared to spend their winter vacation here for make
up lessons. Dismissed.”
Deuce sighed, popping his tight knuckles one by one. “I did everything I could. All that’s left is to
wait for the results.”
“I’m sure you did great, Deuce-kun,” Yuu assured with a soft smile.
“There’s nothing you can do but put the work into studying,” Jack offered.
“The test is over, but my nerves are fried,” Epel sighed, rolling his wrists free of tension.
Grim snickered. “That test was a piece of cake for me!” His tail flicked with pride, his muzzle
fashioning a cheshire grin.
Ace glanced at him with a cocked brow. “You look awfully confident for a guy who always looks
like the world’s going to end after written exams.”
“This time will be different!” Grim retorted with an indignant hiss. “Get ready to call me Great
Genius Grim-sama! And you’ll be begging, ‘Grim-sama, help me study!’ in no time!”
“I feel confident, too,” Deuce decided with a smile. “I’m going to win.”
“Something like that,” Ace brushed off. “But anyway, Deucey, are you sure that’s what a guy like
you should be saying? You always get low marks and cry like a baby about it!”
“This time,” the ginger continued, unfazed, “exams were a breeze for me, so I’m not going to
lose.”
“So what are you doing after this?” she asked, deflating any further ribbing.
“I better make an appearance in track and field,” Deuce determined after a quick glance to the
clock.
The ginger freshman smiled. “I actually feel like basketball for the first time in a while.“
“I just want to sleep,” Epel groaned into his stretch. “But Vil-senpai will probably shoot that
down.”
“We should go home, too, minion,” Grim yawned. “I’m pooped after all those easy tests.”
Yuu rolled her eyes, strapping her back to her shoulder. “Can’t. Have to swing by Savanaclaw.”
“Leona-senpai invited me.” She paused. “Well, technically Ruggie-kun did for him. But hey, if you
pass? I’ll cook you any meal you want.”
Grim’s eyes sparkled like sapphires in wonder, further glinting by blue flare. “Oh! Deal!”
Yuu shot him a thumbs up before heading to Sebek. The green haired boy was hastily
reassembling his bag in a particular order. He always radiated an intense aura that Yuu couldn’t
quite grasp.
“Regardless of my score, I hope it’ll please Malleus-sama and Lilia-sama,” Sebek decided. “Have
we formally met? I’m Sebek Zigvolt.”
“Ah!” His eyes lit up like a flash of lightning. “You’re the Ramshackle prefect!”
“That’s me. Anyway, do you think you can give this to Malleus-senpai?”
He took it from her, examining the writing with his fingers tracing the ink. “What is this for?”
“Your prefect is kinda hard to get ahold of, y’know? So that’s my number.” She shrugged.
Sebek’s lips melted into a smile. “You’re very thoughtful toward the young master, Yuu-san. I will
perform my duty as his knight-to-be and deliver this parcel to him in utmost haste.”
“Don’t worry about it too much,” she assured sheepishly. “See you later, Sebek-kun!”
He bowed deeply, forehead hovering a mere inch above the desk. If someone were do nudge him
even slightly-
Veprl’s soft eyes were drooping with exhaustion. Sure, finals were stressful for kids. He knew all
too well cram season came straight from the underworld. Even so, he’d be remiss to minimize the
wear of his work. The second carafe of coffee could attest to it.
“Yeah, actually.” The boy leaned back in his seat. “Named the unknown.png entity.”
“Blight,” he put plainly. “Did some runs with a few kits to see reactions. Stats and whatever. Very
tedious. Makes my fingers cramp at the controller. But anyway, Blot is extra Magic or Magic
residue. Toxic material to balance out how OP it is. It’s not locked to any character- er- person. But
this stuff, Blight, has Yuu-san’s DNA in it.”
“Non-Magic entities of Twisted Wonderland have at least the base data to have the capacity for
Magic so the game doesn’t break. Y’know, like how they add certain items in games in case some
hacker tries to make it happen, even though they’re unobtainable. Safety measures. That sorta
thing. But Yuu-san isn’t from Twisted Wonderland. His DNA isn’t the same. He can’t even try to
use Magic because his base programming doesn’t have the base code for it.”
“So what is Blight ?” Veprl pressed, trying to refocus his student.
“He got hit with some Magic by Riddle-san when he Overblotted, yeah? His Magic targets Magic
itself. His Signature Spell literally locks Magic temporarily. But Yuu-san doesn’t have Magic. He’s
immune to it. But he was hurt, right? There was no target. Not to mention that Yuu-san’s atoms are
adapting to this world’s logic. It’s trying to make sense of the base code.”
“So when Yuu-san got thrown back to his hometown, his atoms weren’t too jazzed. It’s like a two-
way glitch, in a way? Like when you have a glitch to get to a scrapped area, but a bug in the game
keeps it from breaking. It’s super cool. But what happens when you get back to the main game?
You’re able to walk through walls or float or whatever because the game’s in shambles.”
“Yuu-san doesn’t have Magic to attack or Blot,” Idia slowly explained. “But his body is adjusting
to the coding to at least receive that pain in a different way- the essence of it.”
“ Essence ?” Veprl squawked. “So you’re saying that-“ he paused to consider his wording “-his
molecular structure is reconfiguring itself to withstand the Magical strain?”
“And the stress on his body, particularly being so exposed to such a Magic-centric world, has to be
put somewhere. So instead of imploding and killing him outright, its secreting into Blight. But
that’s a theory.”
“But it’s registering as Blot.” Veprl ran a hand through his hair. “I think you’re close. But that
explanation’s too simple. That’s like saying he’s sweating because he’s exposed to heat.”
He hummed, considering his options. “We need more data. We should try out this character to see
what makes more Blight, and its potency. But yeah, yeah, you want no leaks. We have to be
stealthy.”
“I suppose you’re right,” Veprl sighed, pinching his brow. “I was hoping I could keep from risking
him.” He paused to meet Idia’s eyes. “But in any case, a deal’s a deal. You passed your final.”
He shot him a lazy ok sign before slipping the slide into his pocket.
“You’re bothered by this, too, aren’t you?” Veprl asked in a hushed tone.
“I don’t like how it feels. Feels sketchy.” He fumbled with his uniform anxiously, flames of his
hair wavering in doubt. “Gonna need to hack into STYX’s library. I feel like… I should know this
somehow.”
“Don’t worry about it too much, Shroud-kun,” he assured gently. “I’ll just get that data you need.
No need to go into STYX’s archives just yet.”
But truthfully, Veprl, too, felt that sense of unease. He had never seen such a phenomenon, but he
did know one thing:
Also, yeah Veprl does specialize in Blot, sure, but Idia definitely has better experience
with ‘special cases’. Veprl’s more familiar with Overblot, how to prevent it, and the
aftermath.
Teach Me
Chapter Notes
“I’m with Yuu-chan on this one,” Ruggie commented, leaning back in his seat with his elbows in
the air. “Teaching isn’t your strongsuit.”
The prince’s frustrated concentration was interrupted by Yuu’s clumsy foot. After weeks of
rehearsals, it was impressive how she had made zero progress in the dancing department- unless it
was a simple waltz. She winced at her own error. “Sorry.”
“I think I figured it out,” Ruggie noted. “You keep trying to lead. Just let Leona-san do the work.”
Yuu cocked a brow at her hyena friend. Leona’s arm squeezed her tighter to his frame. She tensed
up, eyes darting upward to the tall man. His green eyes narrowed in an irritated glare, but his ears
perked out of his crown of hair in spite of his scowl. A playful smirk tugged at his lip as he toyed
with the prey in his arm. Yuu wanted to wipe that smug smile off his cocky face. Before she could
so much as move her arm, Leona led them to the music.
“I’m surprised,” Yuu blurted, struggling to keep tempo.
“I thought the women would lead. Y’know. Considering what I’ve heard about your culture.”
He rolled his eyes. “The women don’t just dominate the Beastman world. Men aren’t useless.”
She averted her gaze shyly. “That was kinda thoughtless of me, huh?” She stumbled.
Leona’s sighed graveled with a grumbling growl. “Think of it this way. Women are generally more
of the Type-A personality. Headstrong and stubborn.”
Yuu smirked, a mischievous glint in her eye. “Trying to tell me something, Leona-senpai?”
“Don’t you have to do this sorta thing for the play?” Ruggie asked.
“I’d be dead if I were ensemble,” Yuu sighed. “I just have like, two dances where I’m doing
something.”
“That song with me and Octopunk doesn’t count, right?” He cocked a brow.
“Thought so.” He loosened his grip on her. “I’m getting tired of this dancing crap.”
“What do you want to do now, then?” Yuu asked, brushing through some wrinkles.
“Sleep,” he deadpanned.
“Not happening.”
“Leona-san,” Ruggie sighed, “you can’t just invite someone over and sleep through it.”
“The king is very attentive to his subjects,” Ruggie teased. “When he wants to-“ he paused “- needs
to be.”
“Yeah, I can see that,” Yuu agreed with a curt yet affirming nod. “So what’s next on the
schedule?”
“Maybe once all the pizzas are actually in,” Yuu hummed. “I need the arm room to work out the
dough.”
“I’ll let ‘em know.” And with that, he was off, effectively leaving Leona and her alone.
Yuu loosed a breath. It was becoming easier for her to be around him. He wasn’t going to hurt her,
but his blunt tongue was a bit unnerving at times.
“Oi,” said voice huffed. “You were missing a few weeks ago.”
Yuu stared at him plainly. “You just realized that?”
He scoffed, but continued undeterred. “I had to ask around to find out what happened. Y’know how
annoying that was? You’re a lot of trouble, omnivore.”
“How are you so dense,” he muttered beneath his breath before adding more volume, “do they
treat you right there?”
“Um, no, if I’m being honest? I won’t bore you with the details.”
“You’re a lot of things, omnivore. Boring isn’t one of them. Try me.”
Abrasive as he might’ve been, he was the only one to even address that day- and he wasn’t even
there.
Everyone else that she assumed to be in the loop, like Riddle, said nothing but acted… different.
But no one said anything. It was like they were afraid to.
Enter the prince. Abrasive, crude, and blunt, coated with eternal fatigue. The man who could turn
things to dust and gore with a flick of the wrist. He didn’t care for comfort. He was like her-
straight to the point to a fault.
Yuu’s hands found the hem of her shirt anxiously. “Well, I wasn’t super important to them? My
parents, I mean. Honestly, I’m pretty sure I was an accident. My parents only got married because
of me. They weren’t really happy with each other, or me. Lots of screaming. Sometimes it’d get
physical. I’d get caught in the crossfire sometimes. My own fault for butting in. But, I felt like I
owed them, y’know? What they said didn’t help. Things like, ‘the least you can do’, or ‘I went
through seven hours of labor for this’. Sounds kinda dumb saying out loud,” she laughed
mirthlessly.
“But it gets to you. Nothing you do mattering. It was like living in the existential crisis of ‘nothing
I does matters’. So, when I wanted to go to college, I had everything saved myself. I worked my
butt off at a café night and day for tuition. I wanted to- I wanted to be free. I was selfish. So selfish
. But when the time finally came, they took it. The money. For a vacation. I figured, y’know, they
deserve a treat. I guess I repaid my debt, y’know?”
She swiped at her eyes. “B-But, I dunno h-how or why- but I think part of me broke that day?
Because nothing was ever going to get better. Everything I did was meaningless. My own existence
was just a burden to them. I thought, that maybe, they would be happier without me.”
Leona bit back a remark, persuading her to continue. She didn’t notice the daggers he was glaring,
either.
“I wanted someone to notice me. To see how not okay I was. Even if I had no marks to prove it at
school, or even threats I could repeat. It was all so… it could have been worse. No one saw it. No
one saw how much I was hurting . I was expecting too much. I just wanted someone to save me. So
I decided to save myself, only for that to be taken from me, too. I just wanted to matter… just
once.”
Yuu was cut off by a sudden warmth. A steady yet anxious drumming panged in her ears in a
quick rhythm. A wild scent, yet a comforting one, accompanied the warmth. She was still
unfamiliar with Twisted Wonderland’s spices, but it was something akin to cinnamon- dry and
sweet. A single hand cradled the back of her head gently into his chest. Leona wasn’t good with
words, so he didn’t use them. Especially with him so-
Wait, is he angry?
“I-I’m sorry,” Yuu stammered, putting a hand between them to push off.
I wanted to jot down all of Yuu’s backstory in one place since I was super vague with
it before.
Coiled Contracts
Chapter Summary
“Food Angel-san!” A Savanaclaw student greeted, rushing to her. He was soon flocked
by four others. “He didn’t get you, too, did you?”
“Dude,” one of his dormmates laughed. “He doesn’t even have a whatever-it-is on his
head.”
Chapter Notes
Grim pressed through the crowd and mounted onto Yuu’s shoulders. “Is my name on the top
fifty?” He demanded, a paw getting dangerously close to her cheek.
“I’ve gotta be in the top fifty if I got an average of ninety, right?” Ace chirped, leaning in on his tip
toes.
“Top ten,” the cat rattled off with squinted eyes, “top twenty-“ his shoulders tensed. “My name’s
not on there at all!”
“M-my name isn’t on there either,” Deuce stammered, mouth forming into an anxious line.
“I don’t care as long as I passed,” Yuu sighed, setting Grim down. “So what’s the big deal about
the top fifty?”
“If I’m not in the top fifty- I’m breaking contract!” the feline blurted, urgently stamping a paw
down.
Cont -
“ Contract ?” Ace parroted. “Grim, did you-“
Deuce’s eyes widened, gears slowly turning. “Ace-kun, that face- did you-?”
The trio was interrupted by pink plumage blooming atop their heads. Except, they weren’t petals-
they were more gelatinous. A small anemone would be a good way to describe it. Come to think of
it, a full one-third of the freshmen sported the strange growth.
“I’ll pull it off right now!” Grim hissed. His claws dug into the flesh, pulling it forcefully to no
avail. “Meowch! I can’t get it off!”
Slow steady footsteps made their way to Yuu’s group. Tall proud ears stood out amongst the sea of
people, easily parting the tides.
“I came over to see what the racket’s about,” Jack mused, “but it’s just you guys. What’re you
doing?”
“You don’t have one of these things on your head?” Yuu noticed.
“Did you fill your contract?” Ace sputtered in shock. “I didn’t even look for your name-“
“I didn’t see your name on that list, Jack-kun,” Yuu cut in. “How did you do?”
The anemone on his head lurched forward. Ace tripped on his feet, stumbling himself steady.
“Hey! That hurts!”
Deuce groaned, his anemone pulling painfully in the same direction. “So this is what he meant by
absolute obedience…”
“Nyah!” Grim barked, frantically digging his claws in despite the clearly pulling plumage.
“Minion! Get it off!”
“From the looks of it,” Jack noted, “you’re not the only ones making fools of yourselves.”
Ace and Grim were spirited away by the salt-water substances along with the crowd, ripped away
from the group in the rip currents. Yuu could only watch helplessly, mouth a thin line.
“They made a contract with Azul-senpai,” Yuu’s voice rumbled lowly. Her fists clenched at her
side.
“Know anyone else who makes contracts and has a very clear water theme?” She seethed,
stomping after them.
Jack followed her at a steady pace up to the Hall of Mirrors, where a mass of people were gathered.
If not for his sense of smell, he might have lost her in the cluster.
“I totally thought I’d make it into the top fifty this time,” a Heartslabyul second-year groaned.
One of his own classmates hissed under his breath, cheetah-like ears pressed firmly to his head.
“That cheating octopus!”
Yuu stood rigid, eyes scanning what she could of the mass. Not a sign of Epel, luckily. One less
person to worry about.
“Food Angel-san!” A Savanaclaw student greeted, rushing to her. He was flanked by four others.
“He didn’t get you, too, did you?”
“Dude,” one of his dormmates laughed. “He doesn’t even have a whatever-it-is on his head.”
“You’re not mad at us,” a jackal asked, head hung low, “are you, Food Angel-san?”
She smiled softly at the boys. “Not at all. If anything-“ she smirked mischievously “-I’m craving
octopus.”
One of them pinched his suddenly bleeding nose. He got a good whack on the head from Jack. Yuu
couldn’t figure out why.
“They’re all heading to the Octavinelle Mirror,” Jack noted, ears perked.
“Then we go, too.” She paused. “Oh, uh. You don’t have to if you don’t want to, Jack-kun.”
He shrugged. “Nah. It’s fine. I’m curious.” A sudden tinge of pink dusted his cheeks. “It’s not for
them at all- don’t get the wrong idea, ya hear?”
Jack squeezed through the mirror to find himself engulfed by the great blue. Luckily, Crowley or
whoever designed it had at least two braincells and made the welcoming bay a glass tube so any
guest may marvel at the vibrant sea life. Tendrils of seaweed curled elegantly from the ocean floor,
vainly reaching for the sunlight pouring in from above. Twists of pastel coral clumped in clusters
giving the seabed visible textures. Petite fish swam about their habitat without a care in the world.
“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Jack gaped. “Night Raven College is amazing!”
“Huh? Why?”
He offered a curt nod, tailing behind her. The see-through portal lead into a castle-like building
with spiraling towers made of whelks and conchs. Trills of luscious seaweed spiraled like ribbons,
streaming the entire shell palace gateway with a natural flair. Pale coral tentacles coiled around
leaning towers, keeping them from sinking into the unexplored abyss below.
“This place is so complicated,” Jack marveled. “How do you know where anything is?”
“If we’re looking for Azul-senpai, he’ll be in the lounge. Or. Y’know. We follow the school.” She
gestured to the swarm.
“However you want to see that.” She brushed past a small group.
As she had said, there was a slim set of stairs spiraling down like a conch shell trailing into the
basement. The lobby itself, while impressive, didn’t earn a comment from Jack. Yuu hadn’t spent
much time admiring the chandelier or its other extravagant adornments, either.
“A hundred-“ Jack roughly counted, “-no. Looks closer to two hundred people. What is this place,
anyway? Looks like a café.”
“The Mostro Lounge,” Yuu answered.
“Well, well,” a suave voice crooned. “You poor, unfortunate souls who couldn’t make it into the
top fifty.” Azul’s lips spread into a smile. “I welcome you to the Mostro Lounge. I am sure you are
all more than aware of who I am, but allow me to reintroduce myself.”
“I am Azul Ashengrotto- head of Octavinelle and the Mostro Lounge. And also, the man who will
be your master from now on.”
“You all challenged me and lost,” Azul continued with a pitiless glint in his eyes. “In accordance
with the contract, from now until you graduate, you will be working under me .”
Azul’s mouth twitched into a slight frown, a look of disgust if not blatant irritation accenting his
features. He lifted his glasses with a single finger, readjusting them to get a closer look at the poor
unfortunate soul to insult him so plainly.
“Calling it ‘fraud’ is rather rude. The notebook I gave you as part of my contract should have been
a thorough study guide. If you followed it to the letter, you should have had no problem scoring
over a ninety.”
A kind smile warmed his cold face. “Wonderful! I’m overjoyed it was of use to you!”
“But I didn’t hear anything about you handing out that notebook to so many people!” Ace spat
irritably.
“There is no way we could all crack the top fifty with so many people,” Deuce agreed with a
desperate bite to his tone.
He tried the same thing at auditions, didn’t he?
Grim was the next to interject. “If this many people score over a ninety, then scoring eighty-five
doesn’t change my position at all from when I was failing!”
You wouldn’t be failing if you put in an ounce of effort, Grim , Yuu thought unamused.
A smirk tugged at Azul’s lip. “Do you know the concept of ‘duty of confidentiality’?” A golden
scroll shined in his hand. “I even outlined such a detail for you on page one-hundred-twenty-
seven.” His gloved finger pointed to the section without a single glance spared.
The octopus continued his spiel. “‘I want to easily get a high score’”, he quoted. “‘I don’t want my
grades to drop.’ ‘I want to spend my time until the test having fun .’”
With a flick of the wrist, the sheet furled itself. He clutched it in his hand like a baton. His free
hand rested on his chest, fingers sprawled across his collarbone.
“Everyone who relied on me had their own reasons for doing so; however, those very reasons are
considered an individual’s privacy. I cannot simply go around revealing to others. I am a very
honest man. I am simply upholding my part of the contract.”
Using basic decency as a weapon , Yuu sighed to herself. You’re something else, Azul-senpai.
“T-then what’s going to happen to my fire Magic?” Grim demanded frantically, eyes wide in
horror.
“A-and my water Magic!” A Pomefiore student chimed in. Tears rimmed his eyes.
"’In return for the notebook to counter the final exams you shall entrust an ability you take pride in
to me. If you are able to make it into the top fifty grades, then I will return your ability.
Furthermore, I will personally give you a notebook for every test until you graduate. However, if
you are unable to place in the top fifty, then you will become my absolutely obedient servant until
you graduate.’”
“If it weren’t for the popularity, it wouldn’t have been so bad of a deal,” Jack muttered.
He extended the rerolled scroll outward like a scepter to his audience. “Based on the contract you
signed, your everything- down to the very hairs on your head- belong to me. That means I
determine whether or not to return your abilities.”
“He can take someone’s Magic?” Yuu mumbled to herself. “Not just block it like Riddle-
senpai’s?”
Jack rumbled with a murderous growl. “I’ve just been listening, but-“
He marched his way into the crowd, stomping all the way to the front.
“I can’t handle any of these guys!” He snarled, fur bristling with righteous anger.
Azul adjusted his glasses with a single finger. “You don’t have an anemone, do you? We are
currently in the middle of a staff meeting. We apologize for the inconvenience, but could you
please leave?”
“I wanted to study hard to beat a bunch of guys who used their own brains fair and square!” Jack
barked. “Because of you, it was all for nothing !”
“Did you come to help us, Jack-kun?” Grim asked with wide eyes.
“Don’t get the wrong idea,” the wolf growled. “I can’t stand anyone in this room.”
“Guys who make greedy deals,” he continued, “those who drag people to their level? They piss me
off!”
“We just have to beat him!” Grim declared. “If we just destroy the contracts, they’ll be invalid!”
“When you put it that way,” another Pomefiore student muttered before trailing off.
A Scarabia student offered a determined smile. “We might not have our strongest Magic, but we
have numbers! Let’s do this!”
Yuu cringed, knowing all too well what was about to unfold.
“My, my.” Azul sighed, shaking his head with disappointment. “I don’t really want to get rough
with you. Jade. Floyd. Please play with them for a bit.”
The tweels’ golden eyes gleamed as their forms slinked out from the shadows. Jade walked
uprightly, as poised as a mannequin with the face of a marionette; Floyd waltzed in with a lazy
arched spine and a toothy grin stretching ear-to-ear.
“As you wish,” Jade agreed, tugging lightly on the rolled cuff of his glove.
Ace’s body squirmed beneath Deuce, struggling to get even half his body upright.
“Just how many Spells does this guy have? I call foul play.”
For how gruesome and packed with muscle both of them were, not a drop of blood tainted the café
floor. A bloodless massacre littered the ground, faint pained groans uttered from below. Jack
winced, a hand caressing his pained head. He had received a good whack to it after jumping into
the fray. Yuu hid behind the bar, trying to assess the situation. Even though she had quite the
assortment of knives just a stone’s throw away.
Ace’s body squirmed beneath Deuce, struggling to get even half his body upright. “Just how many
Spells does this guy have? I call foul play.”
“Are those contracts repelling your Magic attacks?” Jack questioned, slowly stacking himself to a
stand.
Deuce rolled off of Ace. “I didn’t see it before, but I rely too much on the Spells I’m good with.”
“You all signed one of my contracts,” Azul explained evenly. “As long as it is valid, it cannot be
annulled by any number of people. Even with Magic. As long as you have an anemone sprouting
from your head, you have no choice but to completely obey my orders. First of all, I’d like you all
to clean up the lounge you’ve destroyed, and then food prep.”
“ We ?!” Ace spat. “You’re the ones who threw us around!”
“Self defense and crowd control is hardly an offense,” the octopus insisted coolly. “If I wanted you
injured, I would have done so.”
The anemones dragged their hosts to their feet like marionette strings. Sure, they had control of
their limbs, but it was uncomfortable to watch in any capacity. Luckily, Azul’s ‘benevolence’
included basic instruction from Jade and Floyd.
“Yeah,” Jack huffed. “We won’t get anywhere without using our brains.”
She offered a curt nod before slinking up the staircase. Jack followed, body visibly tense. The
formerly extravagant glass tunnel felt ominously empty. The tension suffocated them both to the
point of silence. Once they reached the Hall of Mirrors, the weight eased off of her chest.
“Those guys were tricked into forming a contract, huh?” The wolf drawled. “All they had to do was
crack the top fifty, right? Sounds like Azul-senpai didn’t even think of letting that happen.”
“Not necessarily,” Yuu corrected. “Some people got a perfect score. If everyone lost what would
be an easy bet, Azul-senpai’s reputation would sink. He could afford a few ‘winners’ to take the
top spots, but his employee count would go up either way.”
“Either way, there’s no meaning in using someone else’s power to get good grades. Wasting the
chance to show off their true power makes them stupid.”
“You’re thinking too simple,” she admonished. “Some of them were slackers, sure, but they studied
that thing to the best of their ability, too. I know Deuce-kun was tricked, and he was trying his best.
He’s just a bad test taker. Doesn’t mean he’s an idiot. He was just desperate.”
“Doesn’t make it any less idiotic. It’s all worthless if you don’t do it yourself.”
“Would you call what I’m doing idiotic, then?” Yuu challenged. “I mean, I have no Magic. I’m
going to need some help from people who do.”
She decided not to press on it. “We could ask Riddle-senpai for help, but I’m worried that Azul-
senpai would catch on. He has eyes and ears everywhere.”
“Guess we could ask Crowley-sensei,” he suggested with a lazy shrug. “Even if he overhears, he
can’t undermine the headmage.”
Yuu’s teeth bore into a grit. Jack was right. Asking Crowley for advice would be the safest option
from a tactical standpoint. She just didn’t trust the man. Maybe, if she stuck close with Jack, she’d
be okay? She was being ridiculous. Her friends’ lives were all but on the line here!
“Uh, you good?” Jack asked with the cadence of a beached whale.
“Your heart’s racing.” His ears flicked for good measure. “Why?”
Understatement of the year. I don’t need to give the man a reason to hurl me through another
Mirror.
Jack hummed thoughtfully, but didn’t press for details. “Trein-sensei would be our next best bet,
but he’s so stoic I think he’d make things worse somehow. Crewel-sensei wouldn’t want to get
involved, and I doubt Veprl-sensei knows much. He’d be in the same boat as us.”
Yuu sighed. “There has to be some other person-“ she paused. “Actually. I may have an idea.”
“Well, it’s kinda risky. But what if we use his connections against him? It’ll just look like we’re
vaguely interested in him. Well, like I’m vaguely interested. I don’t think they knew I was there.”
“Idia-senpai is in the same club as him, right? I can ask him for something we could use.”
“That is risky,” Jack agreed lowly. “Could blow up in your face. He could rat you out to Azul-
senpai.”
“Not if I say it’s for the play. Vil-senpai still says our chemistry sucks.”
“Not exactly. With Azul-senpai’s schedule so full of training now, his work will suffer for it. Not
to mention ticket sales will drop.”
He snorted. “You’re a crafty person, aren’t ya? But are you sure you’re not trying to get under his
skin? Asking Riddle-senpai would be safer.”
“Maybe I do have a grudge,” Yuu sighed with a frustrated glare. “They’re my friends , Jack-kun.
And they’re hurting.”
“Rushing in head first will make it worse.” He rubbed the sore spot on his skull. “But you do work
together, right? We don’t have to go asking around. I mean, you’re his fake girlfriend. What do you
think?”
Yuu paused. “I don’t know. I mean, I don’t even think I know the real Azul-senpai. He’s always
so… composed. He keeps everyone at an arm’s length. He only shows off what he wants people to
see. He works too hard to make sure his faults don’t show. I don’t know how helpful the things I
know about him would be. I don’t even know if that’s the real Azul Ashengrotto.”
“Yeah. But about those contracts, I did make one with him a while ago. Even sketchy details are
phrased in a way you can’t work around it, but he can. For example, those new recruits of his won’t
be getting paid since that money would be going to contract-breaking fees.”
Yuu offered a determined smirk. “I beat him once. I’ll beat him again.”
“I’m just one person.” She shrugged. “If I take the fall, it’s better for everyone, right?”
“They’re paying for their stupid mistake!” Jack barked. “Don’t just sacrifice yourself to bail them
out!”
Floyd sweetly simpered with excitement. “I’ll be waiting for you, Shrimpy-chan~!”
Chapter Notes
Back with another chapter! Oh, by the way! I’ve started making a Collection for
official fics (written by me) relating to this one. They’re not necessarily cannon, but
they’re fun little additions! I just added a Ruggie/Yuu oneshot there! Hopefully I can
do more, too! If anyone starts writing fics off of this one (like, inspired by or gift fics
for it), I’ll put those into a separate collection!
Ace slumped onto the table. Deuce slouched backward. Grim had to be lifted into his seat. Yuu
could only watch as their sore muscles slowly unwound themselves. The anenomes on their heads
bounced garishly with every movement. They looked awkward on their heads, bopping like a limp
limb instead of a headpiece.
It was a dumb question, but Yuu couldn’t help but ask, “Are you okay?”
“My everything hurts,” Ace groaned. “Who knew running a restaurant was so much work?”
“I’m so tired,” Deuce sighed, pressing the butts of his palms into his eyes lightly.
Grim couldn’t even make himself speak. Silence was cherished when it came to the outspoken
feline, but not at the cost of his health.
Two lanky figures slunk from the sea of people. Jade walked proudly, spine erect and his
composed smile ever present on his face. Floyd, in comparison, was far more loose in his
movements. An amused shine gleamed in his eye, making it glint like a golden doubloon amidst
his dark look.
“You appear to be exceedingly distraught by something,” Jade commented, his fangs poking from
his mouth like the cuspid of a serpent.
“Funny you should bring that up,” Ace snapped sarcastically. “A certain someone has been
working us to the bone.”
His finger flicking the awkward anemone on his skull. Ace squeaked, hands flying to the sore
sprout. His smile simpered slyly into a slick, cheshire grin, warped and twisted like a horned
murex.
“Eeek!” Grim scrambled, shrinking further into his fur. “I’m going to get squeezed again!”
Yuu caught him before he shuffled off the seat. Grim clung into her, claws digging into the fabric
of her blazer. She’d never seen him so scared. It was unsettling to see someone so confident
crumble at a smile. It tasted bitter.
“The one I’m talking to isn’t any of these,” Jade interjected coolly, “rather, you, Ramshackle
prefect.”
Yuu met his coy grin with her own. “I’m listening.”
“I think anyone in school would look small next to you guys,” Deuce muttered under his breath.
“Is your concern, perhaps, these anemones?” His tone was even and cool like the placid waters.
The surface was deceptively idyllic, yet masked the sinister murk below.
Jack scoffed, thick arms folding into each other. “Look at that smug grin.”
“Who’s this guy?” Floyd asked, spindly fingers pointing to the wolf. “He’s like a spiky urchin.”
“You don’t remember me?!” He spat. “And I’m no sea urchin! I’m a wolf!”
Jade pointedly ignored him. “If the source of your concern is about these anemones, I think it
would be best if you approached Azul-san directly to discuss matters with him.”
“As you know, Azul-san is a deeply benevolent person just like the Sea Witch of the Great Seven.
I’m sure he’ll hear you out, Yuu-san.”
“That’s right!” Floyd beamed. “Even if you wish to free those anemones over there!”
His nimble hand stretched to the groups at the other tables. The loud room hushed into silence. All
eyes, tired and forlorn, met hers. They felt like weights on her chest. Yuu’s heart sank to her
stomach.
Ace glared at the tweels. “You just want Yuu-kun to enter a contract with him.”
He returned a curt nod. “Right, Floyd. We are the kind people who just can’t leave poor,
unfortunate souls.”
Yuu bit the tip of her tongue. The taste of copper offered its metallic tang.
“If what we talked about is of any interest to you,” Jade proceeded, “then please come by the
Mostro Lounge after nine o’clock. We will be waiting with delicious tea, or perhaps you might
prefer hot chocolate?”
Her cheeks pricked with pain as she forced a natural looking smile. “That sounds great. Mind
reserving a spot in the VIP room?”
Deuce’s jaw hit the wood of the table. Ace sputtered, eyes flying wide at her cool remark.
Floyd sweetly simpered with excitement. “I’ll be waiting for you, Shrimpy-chan~!”
He waved lazily as he followed his brother to the quagmire of anemones, seating themselves in
unseen murk.
Yuu’s table fell silent. It wasn’t a suffocating kind, where someone like Ace might be desperate to
fill it with small talk, but it wasn’t comfortable, either. These were dangerous waters.
Grim was the first to break the silence. “If you sign a contract with Azul-senpai and beat him-“
“Please, save us!” Another shouted, tears rimming his eyes with silver.
Jack pushed them away. “They sure don’t waste any time.”
“Guys that don’t have an anemone on his head wouldn’t understand our pain!” Grim justified.
“It’s your own fault for taking the easy way out,” he adamantly retorted.
“Yeah, it’s fine,” Yuu assured with a shrug. “Not like I have much to offer, so this will be
interesting.”
But the way they approached me, were they trying to get something out of me? What could Azul-
senpai want from me?
“Oh, uh,” Yuu stuttered. “Do you two mind doing me a favor?”
And before they knew it, they were swept away by their pulling appendages. They yelled as they
went, but Yuu could only watch.
She sighed, leaning back in her seat. Suddenly, she wasn’t feeling too hungry.
“Those guys never change, huh?” Jack mused. “So we’re going tonight?”
“I really can’t.” She picked up her tray, standing up out of her seat. “Not after all that. They’re
counting on me.”
Chapter Notes
We’ve hit 100k words. I didn’t think I’d get here so fast? My chapters are usually
really short, too!
The cool breath of the ocean made its way out of the glass in a hush crispness not dissimilar to a
cocktail’s chilled vessel. Lines of light caressed the corners of the open room from below. The
jellyfish-like fixtures glowed a quiet blue, but did little to illuminate the area. That was just how
the Mostro Lounge looked, Yuu had learned; it was just light enough to see, yet not nearly bright
enough to make out any details.
Yuu was a fairly punctual person. She treated time guidelines with respect, although she wasn’t
above an occasional error. Nine o’clock was when the Lounge’s dinner rush ebbed, instead being
replaced with the occasional crammer or someone unfortunate enough to miss the cafeteria’s
dinner hours. Stepping out of the coiled corridor, she was tailed by an alert Jack. The smooth song
of jazz waned the slight buzz of chatter, only punctuated by the occasional clink of a drink. Even
so, the walking anemones scuttled across the floor with efficient urgency.
“Now we’re really deep into enemy territory,” Jack muttered lowly. “Don’t let your guard down.”
A familiar cyan-haired boy swung in from the side, a bright smile plastered on his face. The
ornament on his ear dangled in front of his sharp jaw, catching the light with a flash. The
surrounding beryl glow caressed his sharp jowl, adding extra edge to his face.
Another slithery fellow slunk into view, albeit with a much more eerie composure than his twin.
“Oh my, what’s this now?” His lips twisted into a smile, gloved hand reaching and bowing his hat
to his chest with a poised politeness. “Thank you for coming so soon, Yuu-san. Welcome back to
the Mostro Lounge.” His eyes flicked to Jack. “And this will be your first time staying with us,
yes?”
The wolf’s hand rubbed the back of his neck, eyes squinting in discomforted skepticism. “I thought
about it earlier, but do you get a kick out of asking questions you already know the answers to or
something?”
Jade scoffed with an unfazed smirk. “It’s just to be sure. Yuu-san is already familiar, but allow me
to explain the rules of the establishment, Jack-san. The Mostro Lounge is a place for social
meeting between its patrons. Disputes or grudges between dormitories are strictly forbidden. Here,
you shall abide by the rules of Octavinelle, regardless of which dorm you come from. Please
follow our rules, and do enjoy your time here at the Lounge.”
“It’s pretty chill,” Floyd snickered. “But also fun. Especially when I get to squeezing!” The man
flung his arms wide and bundled into them tightly as if to prove his point.
“You already know why I’m here,” Yuu managed evenly. “And c’mon. I’ve been here enough
times for you to drop the formalities.”
Jade hummed. “As you wish. Currently, Azul-san is finishing things with another client. I
apologize for the delay. Can I ask you to wait a short while?”
“Most certainly.”
She pointed to the ginger holding a tray of tea in the back. “That one.”
She tersely nodded before following him to a booth. Jack paralleled her on the other side. The
tweels returned to their work, as if they had never been there at all.
“How are you holding up?” Jack asked. “You don’t sound nervous.”
A familiar freshman all but stumbled into the scene, a notepad clutched firmly in his hand. He
grunted in pain. “Hey, Yuu-kun. Want to order?”
“Let’s just say I’m going to have to power-walk to my other tables,” he sighed. “But you asked for
me, right? What’s up?”
“Are you getting paid?” she blurted. “I mean, you’re working a full-on job.”
“We get free drinks,” he offered with a shrug. “But no Thaumarks. We can fight it if we want, but
then we’d have to pay thousands just for breaching the stupid piece of paper.”
Thought so .
“So why’d you ask for me ?” He feigned an order onto the notepad. “I mean, I’m not complaining.
This is humiliating, but I can at least relax around you.”
“You’re more blunt. For better or for worse.”
“If you order just a water, yep,” Ace answered. “No one really checks, but it’s like, pocket change.
Not enough to argue over. What about you, Yuu-kun?”
“You got it.” He scribbled it onto the parchment. “Oh, and Yuu-kun?” He shot her a wink. “Good
luck. We’re counting on you.”
He nodded briefly before heading to through the kitchen to place the order. She leaned back in her
seat, loosening a breath that didn’t know she was holding.
“You were like this too, before, right?” Jack asked. “During the Spelldrive tournament.”
“People hire bodyguards. To me, you’re just a worried friend.” She blew the steam rising out of her
ornate mug. “We may not be super close, but I’m grateful you’re my friend.”
“Never said it was bad,” he corrected in a frustrated sigh. “But you care too much.”
Yuu discovered she didn’t know how to respond, so she didn’t. Instead, she hid her mouth in hot
chocolate.
Familiar footsteps pattered toward the table. The cool comforting smell of cologne mingled with
the air like the summer breeze. Yuu set down her cup to meet his eyes. Jack bristled, a growl
rumbling in his chest. She was the first to greet with,
He presented her his business smile. “You as well, Yuu-san. I’m terribly sorry for the wait, but the
VIP room is ready now.”
“This won’t take long, Jack-kun,” Yuu assured, taking Azul’s offered hand and raising herself out
of her seat. “Wait for me?”
“I assure you, Jack-san,” Azul interrupted sweetly, “there is nothing for you to worry about.”
He opened his mouth to protest, only for Yuu to be led away into the depths of the Lounge. He
begrudgingly stayed seated, waiting for her return.
Azul closed the door behind them, gesturing her to take a seat. She didn’t allow her attention to
lapse even for a moment as he made his way to his desk. His eyes weren’t a comforting blue as
she’d come to know them, but rather a cool, calculating chill. It made her spine shiver.
“I want you to set all those students free,” she stated plainly.
He chuckled hollowly. “That’s quite the… tyrannical request. You want me to release all two
hundred and twenty-five students? It’d be such a waste of Jade and Floyd’s hard work. In any case,
they all knew the risk and fail to meet their end of their contracts. You’re already too late.”
“How about we make a deal?” Yuu asked. “You already said once before I have nothing to offer
you. But you clearly went through a lot of trouble to get me to bite.”
A vague smirk tugged at his lip. “If you want to make such a large demand,”
Back on me.
“Go to the Atlantica Museum and retrieve a certain photo within three days,” he stated simply.
“No.”
“If it’s in a museum, or any building, it belongs to someone. Even if it’s not in an official exhibit.
I’m not stealing. I could get arrested- which, by the way, would fall back on you no matter how
you spin it. Also, the Atlantica Museum? That place is underwater. I looked it up when I was
trying to find stuff to do around here. That is literally your element, and you’re not above
meddling. Try again, Azul-senpai.” Her eyes sharpened into a glare, not wavering in the least.
There was a heavy moment of quiet, before he erupted into a cackling laughter. It was a bit
unnerving, if she were being honest.
“You came quite prepared! I’m impressed.” His polite grin spread into a bright smile. “You really
are something, Yuu-san. Very well. I have a different proposition for you.”
“Three days.” He displayed three gloved fingers. “You have three days to make me fall for you.”
“I’m not finished.” He paused. “Think of it this way. Even if you were to fail in such a romantic
capacity, our chemistry would be significantly improved to Vil-san’s liking. If such a thing were to
pass, your friends would still be free.”
Yuu’s stomach churned with uncertainty. He was right on all fronts. There was even a ‘worst case
scenario’ laid out for her- which wouldn’t be too bad. And if she wasn’t prefect, than Crowley
would have even less of a reason to target her for whatever-he-is-thinking.
The words came out hollow, uneven in foundation. “And how will I know you’re not lying at the
end? And saying I take this deal, you can’t avoid me. Or do anything to deliberately sabotage me.”
“Jade’s Signature Spell reveals all . And fret not, I won’t do anything to counteract such affects. I
won’t need any reason to take on any extra hours thanks to my new recruits. They’re so efficient,
I’m weeks ahead of schedule.” He extended a palm clothed in satin. “Do we have a deal, Yuu-
chan?”
Was originally going to have him tell her to kiss him within 3 days (for the play on
parallels with Eric), but then realized that could be loopholed real easily with the
rehearsals.
We’ll get Azul’s thought process next chapter. I promise he’s not a creep just hold on
hah.
Also one of you guessed this plot line nearly exactly and I just stared in shock. I’m
impressed!!! (No shout-outs because that would spoil things, and also I’m still
hammering out the ending details on this arc)
Lions’ Den
Chapter Summary
Three days.
Three days to pretend. Three days to love. Three days to forget the wretch he was.
Chapter Notes
“Are you both ready?” Jade asked, leaning into the wall.
“We’re good,” Yuu huffed, lifting the suitcase. “Thanks for waiting on us. Oh, but mind doing me
a favor?”
“You’re not in a position to make demands, but what do you have in mind?”
Yuu smiled sweetly. “Don’t touch my personal bathroom until everything is set in stone, ‘kay?
You won’t like it.”
And with that, the tweels closed the doors behind them. Yuu took a deep breath. “How’s your
head?”
Grim rubbed the sore spot, now vacant of any plant. “Better, thanks. Are you sure about this
minion? I mean, we get a sweet deal either way.”
You get a sweet deal. I’m screwed . She instead nodded. “Yeah. I’m just glad you and the others
are freed.”
“Thanks for the save, minion,” he sighed with a smile. “But are we going to have to sleep in the
cold?”
“We’ll figure out something .” She lifted the heavy case and made her way down the cobble steps.
“Hey, Yuu-kun! Grim!” Deuce’s voice called. He met the two at the bottom in a steady jogging
pace.
“Did you come to help us out?” Grim asked urgently, eyes sparkling with hope.
“Deuce-kun, I’m not fast!” Ace cried out, all but running into his classmate, as if that qualified as a
stop. “But-“ he panted “-let me catch my breath.”
He peeled himself off of him. “Anyway. If you’re without a place to stay, we’re uh, kinda the
reason, right?” His hand rubbed the back of his neck anxiously. “ Again .”
“Losing my place is a first, actually,” Yuu corrected. “But don’t worry about it. Really.”
“W-we already spoke to Riddle-senpai!” Deuce hastily blurted. “If you’re okay with staying in one
of the four-person joint rooms, you can stay with us!”
“I’m okay, guys. Really,” she insisted. “Don’t worry about it. I actually have somewhere in mind.”
“H-huh?”
“Yep. Calling in a favor.” She flashed them her phone for good measure. “But tell Riddle-senpai I
said thank you.”
“Are you sure?” Ace pressed.
“Oh, but would you mind watching Grim for the night? I just need to hammer out some details.”
Ace’s dreadful gaze screamed ‘not again’, but his mouth offered a reluctant, “sure.”
“Wait, henchman, where are you going?” Large blue eyes looked up at her. If she didn’t know any
better, she’d think he was worried.
She ruffled the space between his ears, an affection smile tugging at her lip. “Just to see a friend.”
“Yep.” Yuu chirped back. “Consider this a reverse kidnapping. I’m forcing myself onto you now.
Although I’m sure you’d know a lot about those.”
“Don’t phrase it like that,” Jack chided, pinching the bridge of his nose irritably.
“We haven’t even cleaned the empty rooms in months,” Leona added evenly. “They’ve become
storage closets. Where am I supposed to put you?”
“We could put her in your room,” Ruggie suggested. “We don’t need anyone making hot eyes at
her now, do we? Not after last time.”
“He would have deserved it,” the hyena supplemented, arms folding neatly behind his head.
He ran a hand through his hair, mouth formed into an unreadable line. “Fine. Follow me,
omnivore.” He turned and got to walking.
Yuu followed the dark-haired prince to his room. It was exactly as she remembered it, although the
clothes sprawled everywhere were different than last time. Maybe they changed with the seasons.
Even so, the view was spectacular. The night air breathed into the room with a genuine gentleness
that brought a comforted smile on her face.
“The breeze is nice. And you have a great view.” She unfastened her blazer.
“Oh. Yeah I have to make him fall in love with me in three days. Starts at midnight tonight.”
Something dark shrouded Leona’s face. It wasn’t foreign on his visage, yet made the air thicker
somehow. “You have to seduce the squid?”
“It sounds bad when you put it like that.”
“That my friends needed saving,” Yuu boldly answered. “Two hundred twenty-five. That’s how
many there were.”
“Not all of those were your friends,” he hissed. His ears flattened against his head, pupils dilating
into daggers. “And they dug their own graves. You did not need to bail them out- especially by
making such an idiotic deal with that Octojerk!”
“None of that crap!” He spat. “You matter just as much as they do. They keep pushing you, Yuu!
Harder and harder. How long’s it going to take for you to give in?”
“Oh yeah?” He challenged, head tilting upward, leering down at her. “What if every student on
campus fell for that moron’s trap, huh? And you had to offer yourself?”
“That would be-“ she stopped. No. He was right. She would totally do something that reckless.
Leona said nothing else. He met her gaze evenly, pupils dilated into daggers. His breathing was
labored with a controlled anger.
“Thank you,” she managed in awkward tenseness, “for letting me stay here.”
“Just try not to snore,” he sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Also, it’s a pain dealing with
you already. Stop making it even worse by making stupid deals.”
Yuu ran that through her Leona-translator:
A sigh escaped Azul’s lips as he tussled the dampness out of his hair with a towel. He wasn’t
overly fond of late nights, but his mind was busied with rampant thoughts over the day.
Losing such a mass of people was a blow to the Lounge, but it would probably less messy in the
long run- and less expensive by extension.
Making contracts was already quite the gamble. In a sense, there was a bit of an addicting thrill to
it. What was it, a Gacha game? Is that what Idia called it? Each person had something new to offer
him.
Even so, there was little to be gained with Yuu. She was Magic-less, and had fair talent. Talent,
however, wasn’t what Azul was particularly interested in. And yet, all the same, he found himself
enchanted by the Magicless mortal.
She was like a light in the dark abyss of the ocean. Something he might only dream to touch, much
less be caressed by the warmth. Yet a part of him feared he might snuff out such a flame with his
sea.
But he wanted to keep such a treasure- worth more than any precious coin or value he had vaulted.
He cherished the way she made him feel. Even if it was all for an elaborate show, or under the
understanding of professionalism, or even if they were gestures out of kindness, he wanted to
pretend, too, that just for a moment, he might be accepted by such warmth instead of scorched by
the light.
Azul was no benevolent soul. The one thing he failed to grasp in all of his experience was a heart
that might bleed through the blot. A grotesque creature like him had no place for such a heart. He
was no better than a bottom feeder, he knew. Even so, there was yet a creature on this planet who
might accept him for it- to see his failures and shortcomings and touch him unyieldingly with a
sweet kiss.
Let it be for show, he dared. He would never experience more than that, he knew. His entire
business ran on such deception. Let him grab onto this feeling, fleeting as though it may be, and
bottle it up, too, along with the ink and blot which blundered.
Allow her failures to scorch even the thickest of blubbers so that he might never dare to dream.
Azul didn’t care. Even if she failed, and she ended up in his residency, she ,too, would be placed in
a bottle- away from his grasp but safe from harm. So that he might never be tempted into biting
such a beautiful apple again, the blood on display in a glass container already on the verge of
breaking. He was a sinner by design, sold to the trade he’d made.
Three days.
Three days to pretend. Three days to love. Three days to forget the wretch he was.
The prince’s foot nudged the creature on the floor. “Oi, Omnivore. Get up. Dunno how you slept
through Ruggie-kun’s nagging. You gotta teach me sometime.”
Yuu rolled over with a groan, furling the blanket into her bundle. “Five more minutes, Leona-nii.”
Congrats, Leona.
Intentions
Chapter Notes
Legal age of adulthood in Twisted Wonderland is 20! They lowered the age in Japan to
18 this April, but for the sake of simplicity (and other things) we’re keeping it at 20.
Jade knew something was wrong. He had a sense for these things, after all. It was probably a skill
learnt after years of being Floyd’s brother. In any case, it was a useful innate ability to have. Even
so, it was never less unnerving when this vague sense of dread found its way to the pit of his
stomach, but he yet find the source.
Well, that wasn’t entirely true. He had an idea as to why he was uneasy in anxiousness. The new
recruits were gone. Not just missing, but gone. He could no longer reach for the string to reel them
in. And the only person who could possibly release them?
“Azul-san, what happened with the anemones?” Jade had asked, voice pressed in tense monotone.
He hadn’t even spared him a glance, instead buttoning his pajama shirt. “A client made a deal with
me in exchange for their freedom.”
That unnerving dread dug at him with hooked barbs. He remained listless. “He must have had quite
the offer for you to relinquish them. After all, their indentured servitude reduced costs
considerably.”
He combed out the outermost lock. “You could say that, yes. But I am nothing but benevolent, am
I not?”
His lips had narrowed into a line. He bowed politely to hide such a small expression. “You know
as well as I. Do enlighten me, however, what they paid in return.”
Azul’s busied hands stopped. Jade couldn’t make out his expression, only catching the line of his
lips in the mirror’s reflection. The fine line quirked into his plastic smile.
“A wager, if you will. But please, do escort Yuu-san back to Ramshackle. We will be taking it
under our custody. Be sure not to do any irreversible damage until three days have passed from
tomorrow.”
Jade had cocked a brow curiously. “That location you’ve mentioned? I must say, I am surprised.
Surely, that will remove Yuu-san from campus, however.”
“Nonsense. He and Grim-san will be reassigned to Octavinelle given his failure to meet the
contract.”
Azul had crossed his arms, finally turning to face him. Those cool blue eyes of him, silver and
precious like the moon itself, were tainted with an impure emotion. Something that made Jade’s
stomach churn at the moon’s pull.
Idia yawned. This was a tough puzzle, he’d have to admit. It felt like one of those quests to
foreshadow a DLC mission with all the answers- frustrating and cheap. Wallets would be crying.
This Blot- er, Blight- was a foreign substance in more ways than one. Not only because that Yuu
guy was the one generating it, but it was like Blot was bugged or something. Yeah, he knew games
and coding like he knew his own face, but that clearly wasn’t enough here. He needed… more.
He didn’t have the required experience to reclass into something or someone smart enough to solve
this.
He sighed, setting down the white slide next to a black jar before leaving for class. He may be a
recluse, but he was no failure, either. He needed the EXP.
“Given where things are with Kingscholar, I personally see no issue,” Crewel offered. “Even if you
jerk Crowley-san’s chain, he’d be all bark and no bite. He’s on a short leash as is.”
Veprl grunted, retying his hair. “I guess it’s fine. But are you sure about this, kid? There’s no going
back, y’know.”
He paused. Wait .
Yuu’s confidence cracked. “Oh, uh, a contract I made? With Azul-senpai? I have to make him fall
in love with me in three days, or else by dorm gets confiscated.”
These kids were going to kill him. And he still had to kill Crowley for allowing such a thing to
happen.
“I’m familiar with those contracts,” Crewel mused, already moving the mug away from the nurse.
“They’re officially backed by Crowley himself. Harassment or not, Azul-kun is quite the cunning
fox. He even has that sparrow caught.”
“I wonder what dirt Azul-kun has on him,” Crewel muttered at a volume only the nurse could hear.
That was for later investigation.
Veprl sighed. “Yuu-chan.” He placed a hand on her shoulder. “I want you to be careful , okay?
Don’t do anything you don’t want to do. And if he pushes you too far, bail. I’ll deal with him.
Crowley will have worse problems than bad paperwork to deal with if you’re used .”
“Azul-senpai wouldn’t hurt me,” Yuu assured. “And what you’re thinking?” A surprising pink
shade dusted her cheeks. “It would break contract immediately.
He pressed on. “Even if he doesn’t, you’ll doubtlessly get some attention from other students.”
Crewel hummed, pulling out something from his case. It was a pleated skirt designed to match the
blazers worn by students. If Veprl had to guess, it’d reach mid-thigh if not a little lower.
“Like you?” She paused. Her shoulders were tense- nervous, he corrected. “You had to help, didn’t
you? When people were dying of Overblot left and right? You couldn’t just watch.”
He felt something prick his heart. He struggled to keep his voice at a good volume. “I’m an adult,
and this is different.”
“ Someone had to help, Veprl-sensei!” She all but snapped. “And I saw no volunteers. Like you
said, Azul-senpai has Night Raven around his finger. And in case you haven’t noticed, a large
chunk of the student body are kinda jerks. It has to be me!” Her voice cracked at her own words. “I
don’t even count as a full student, anyway!”
Veprl stared contemplatively. She took the time to duck behind the curtain to fashion her skirt. He
spun his chair to eye the clock instead.
There was no way he could argue with her, based on the facts she was presenting. In terms of
NRC’s legality, she would be in the right. And that was the problem- Crowley and the system he
had strung. This girl was suffering for every law balanced to keep her at his mercy- at his
“benevolence”.
He felt a hand on his shoulder. Divus. “You’re thinking too hard again.”
Message sending…
Y’know that “I should have power here but I can do literally nothing because gray area
of the law”? Like this (possible trigger warning here) weird zone of how bad a
situation has to be for a child before being removed from custody? Anyway yeah
that’s Veprl right now.
Leona smirked at Azul. “I think we found the perfect girl for you.”
The octopus groaned, a hand running through his hair. “Sweet Seven have mercy.”
Chapter Notes
This chapter took 3-4 attempts. Including a draft very Jade centric! Alas, we needed
some levity in the midst of a questionable situation.
“One. Two. Three. Four,” Vil counted. “One. Two. Three. Four.”
Azul and Yuu moved in tandem to the counting. Dancing in-costume was proving to be fairly
difficult. The long, flowing skirt of the costume graced over her ankles. Blue fabric folded over her
chest, accentuating her no -existent bosom. Vil would toy with extensions later, but she had her hair
pinned back for the time being.
“I almost wore a skirt to class today,” Yuu confessed quietly, keeping up pace.
Azul spun her. She latched onto his shirt, eyes flung wide.
He spared her a wink. “A genuine reaction would be best, wouldn’t you say?”
“Maybe.”
Her knee almost hit his crotch. He staggered back. Her hand grabbed his waist. Her ankle caught
his heel, furthering their dramatic dip. Azul stared up at her, jaw slacked and eyes wide in shock.
An uncomfortable, tense silence filled the air between the two.
“I’ll tolerate it,” Vil decided as the two separated themselves. “But let’s keep the switch out of the
final performance. It’d be too tonally confusing.”
“First show’s this weekend,” Beau sighed. “Are we ready? I’m nervous!”
“I’m just looking forward to winter break,” one of the stagehands confessed.
“Oh, c’mon!” Yuu teased. “It’ll be our first holiday together, Leona-senpai!”
All eyes went to him. His ears flattened against his head. Some swore his eye twitched. He
wouldn’t allow some omnivore to embarrass him.
One might think Leona’s specialty was Fire Magic with the way Yuu’s face lit up a burning shade.
The ensemble roared with laughter, a few making a few crude comments beneath the raucous.
“And here I thought I was special, Yun-Yun,” Cater whined. “You had to bring in this lump of
hair?”
“Who you callin’ a lump of hair?” Leona growled lowly, green eyes narrowed into daggers.
He shot him an innocent wink. “I don’t call anyone else that, kitten .”
Vil cut in. “Let’s not get distracted. I understand you all must be nervous about the upcoming
show.” His dainty lavender gaze sharpened into a hardened obsidian stare. “If you let that get the
best of you, I will personally see you blacklisted from every theatre in Twisted Wonderland- film
included.”
Beau shuddered, teeth toying with his lip. Noé gave him a slight pat on the back for comfort.
“I’m glad you understand,” the director hummed. “Maybe this will ease your nerves. Leona-san,
Azul-san, let me see that scene with the Anastasia try-out.”
“I’ll get the chairs,” Noé decided, picking up two seats and setting them in front of a long table.
He growled in response. “If you’re pulling what I think you are with Yuu-chan. I will maim you.”
“Whatever are you talking about?” He cocked a brow. “I’m not forcing her into anything
disapproving. You seemed amused earlier.”
“I doubt that. For a guy with three of them, you’re the most heartless bottom feeder I know. And as
far as my behavior, I can diffuse a situation, scumbag.”
Azul didn’t respond, eyes going cold.
A Pomefiore third-year stepped out in front of them. If the cast didn’t know any better, they’d
assume he was a girl. How Pomefiore managed to attract so many feminine looking guys was a
mystery.
“Grandmother it’s me, Anastasia,” the actor elegantly declared. “How I’ve missed you so!”
Azul flicked the stacks of paper. “Good. Good. Very good. Thank you. Next?”
“Too old.”
Out stepped a familiar, red-haired first-year. Glittery eyeshadow caked his lids, as well as
prominent crimson lipstick. Copious amounts of powder highlighted and shadowed his cheek
bones with a distinguishable, comical flair. An ornate wig rolled down his shoulders, mimicking
Yuu’s but with fare more elaborate curls forever petrified by an obscene amount of hairspray. To
match the look, he wore an abstract dress and even a false pair of breasts boosted by an intricately
detailed bustier.
“Grand-momma, it’s me.” A hand went to his cocked hip. He shot a wink for good measure.
“Anastas~ia.” His lip tugged with a flirty smirk.
She leaned on Cater for support. She was in no way going to he able to stand at how much she was
cackling. The ensemble wasn’t any better, roaring with laughter. Cater snapped a picture between
his own fits.
Leona smirked at Azul. “I think we found the perfect girl for you.”
The octopus groaned, a hand running through his hair. “Sweet Seven have mercy.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Ace huffed, crossing his arms. He was probably blushing, but the absurd amount of
bronzer hid any sense of natural flush. “Laugh it up.”
“How have we not seen this until just now?” Noé asked between chuckles.
“He was a bit difficult to fit,” Vil answered. “I had to call in some help.”
“Ah, Rook-san?”
“Exactly.”
“Hey, Ace-kun,” Yuu teased. “How much hairspray did he use on you?”
Vil shot him a look. “Don’t be so dramatic. At least now your lungs are waterproof.”
Cater barked a laugh. “I’m setting this as your pfp now in my phone.”
“Want to walk back together, Azul-senpai?” Yuu asked, refastening her uniform’s buttons.
“I see no harm in that.” He straightened his tie. “To the Mirror, then?”
“Yeah, I still have to get Grim from Heartslabyul.” She shrugged. “Riddle-senpai’s already
collared him twice.”
Yuu smiled back. If only it were only fueled by her amusement. No, that’d be natural. It was
honestly more nervous than anything. Instead, what was running through her head was:
Busted . “Yeah, true. But you pull it off better than I ever could.”
Nice recovery!
C’mon, Yuu. Play it smooth . “Even without the costume, I think you’d be pretty attractive. I mean,
I said as much, right?”
“That’s rather flattering coming from a girl as beautiful as you are.” His tone was even. Not a
calculated coolness, but rather an earnest declaration. His smile was of a similar nature.
Yuu’s face burned. Compliments. Her mind knew they weren’t that big of a deal, but apparently
her face didn’t get the memo. Strange, as they were very close locationally.
“Thank you.” She willed her voice steady.
“No need for thanks, I’m simply stating the truth of how I see.”
“You need glasses, Azul-senpai,” she corrected deadpan. ABORT ABORT. Too sarcastic!
He snorted with laughter. “I could be blind, and still see that much.”
Yuu wanted to die. Were these honeyed words or what? Sweet nothings? Did he mean them?
Steel yourself.
“What do you think about me wearing a skirt tomorrow?” She asked, trying desperately to change
subjects.
“If it is of your comfort, I encourage it.” He adjusted his lenses. “Although, there will be no
undoing that.”
Any composure he had cracked as a heat simmered in his cheeks. He didn’t trust his voice to hold.
Gotcha .
This was going to be more fun with Yuu and Azul, but I really wanted to emphasize so
more emotional layers for Azul. This whole situation is a balance to write to make sure
it’s neither creepy nor trope-y. That’s all to say, parallels time!
Grim bounded through the halls in impressive haste. If only he moved that quickly during track.
Motivation probably had something to do with it.
The cat huffed, folding his arms. “Fine. Fine. I’ll take a bath.”
“Good boy.” She sat him down on his fours. “Make sure you clean the drain, or Ruggie-kun will
have even more to worry about.”
Yuu dusted the shed fur off of herself. One less thing to worry about. Onto dinner. She had an
entire dorm’s worth of leftovers she needed to repurpose. If Leona was going to house her, she
could at least feed the boys. Ruggie wasn’t going to complain about the extra help.
Speaking of the hyena, he was waiting for her in the kitchen. Along with an audience, apparently.
“Welcome back, Food Angel-san!” One of them greeted.
“Real glad you’re staying with us!” Another chimed. “You’re always welcome here!”
“Your cooking’s amazing, senpai,” one of the first-years assured. “But there’s something special
about Yuu-chan’s.”
“You all act as if I make some gourmet meals,” Yuu lamented with a soft smile. “They’re not that
impressive.”
“He usually goes on a quick run before dinner,” a third-year explained. “Helps him blow off steam,
I think.”
“Ah, right. Forgot. Anyway, did someone move the apron? I don’t feel like fighting Leona-senpai
for his washer.”
It wasn’t the worn, ratty piece of cloth Yuu had fashioned on herself the many times she had come
over. Instead, it was a light pink of a silkier substance. It was a simple piece, with little details sewn
in. The article was definitely more
“Did you throw a red sock in the wash?” Yuu couldn’t help but tease.
“I’m not an idiot,” the hyena chuckled. “No, we got this for you. Since you practically live here.”
Her eyes widened. Her own apron. For her. For here . She was touched. And it had pockets!
“It’s just an apron, Food Angel-san,” a second-year assured with a sheepish grin. “Just put it on!”
It would be rude not to use it, she supposed. She humored them and tied it around herself. It clung
to her a bit more than she would have liked, but not to the point of discomfort. She just preferred
looser clothing.
“Thanks.” She plucked a knife from the block. Whatever message she was trying to send, they got
it as she ‘decapitated’ a pineapple. Ruggie snorted.
“Is there anyone you fancy, Yuu-chan?” A first-year asked, leaning in to watch her work.
She cocked a brow at him, hands fixed on dicing a red onion. The look she shot him was
incredulous at best. Questioning of sanity at worst. Either were good descriptors.
Yuu groaned. Curse the Savanaclaw tech crew and their sensitive ears. She started dusting a bowl
with salt. “Part of the act. Good to know I’m good at it.”
“I dunno,” the first one drawled with a shrug. “He was making some eyes at ya. I think he likes
you.”
“Haven’t you guys learned anything?” Ruggie cut in. “That guy’s a born liar. It’s part of the act. I
mean, he duped most of you, didn’t he?”
He folded his hands behind his head. “Acting is just lying with your life. You don’t want people to
see the person at play. I mean, look at thieves. They want you to think they’re innocent and
harmless only to snoop through your pockets.” He shrugged. “It’s all an act- a lie- to get close.
Azul-san is just one of the best.”
“The show will be upon us soon,” he answered simply. “The excitement is evident.”
“Right as always.” Jade bowed politely. “What hors d’oeuvres should we offer?”
“Anything with sugar,” Floyd suggested. “I mean, who buys a salad at a theatre?”
“Floyd’s right,” the octopus agreed. “Something sugary and easy to eat with little mess and noise.”
“So soft treats,” Jade mused. “Brownies and things of the like. If we cut them in half, we can
double our profit.”
“And more brownies!” Floyd cheered. “With them so small, they’ll buy even more, too!”
Azul nodded passively. “Then it’s settled. If that is all, I’m going to clean up for the evening.” And
with that, he turned in.
Floyd hummed to himself. “Is it just me, or has the boss been acting weird?”
“You think he’s bummed that he let those anemones go? We get a new branch, so who cares! We
could even make it a bed and breakfast or something cool like that! Makes me wonder what he bet,
though.”
“It’s such a pain when the boss is in a mood, though,” he groaned. “Hard to work with.”
“Right?” He laughed. “He’s just lonelier than normal. Reminds me when we were kids, and he was
stuck in that octopus pot or whatever it’s called.”
Jade stopped in his tracks. He never thought of it like that before. To him, Azul was always a tall
figure standing above both of them- elevating them with his might. His Magical prowess and
intellect were unmatched, and both were deadly weapons for their succession.
How strange that Floyd saw the octopus in a more solitary image. There was no epipelagic to strive
for, but rather a sense of otherness that came from a glass vessel housing the ink away. If it were to
break, the blot may spill.
In recent years, Jade had believed, or maybe wishfully thought, that the distance between Azul and
he was connected by a tethered rope. He was naive. There was no cord to be found, only delicate
walls protecting the equally fragile creature inside.
But why now? Why was he slinking back into a drowned well?
Jade returned a smile to his twin. “I’m just thinking. Don’t worry.”
An arm coiled around him, a sharky grin stretching across his brother’s face. “If you say so! But if
you ever wanna talk, I’ll listen.”
“This game has little to do with RNG,” Azul countered coolly. “The odds are in my
favor.”
Chapter Notes
Slight TW for Azul pretty much having an eating disorder. I’m not well-educated on
the topic- as a disclaimer!
“That sounds like a lot of work,” Cater pointed out. “Imagine that headache of your peeps having to
get that new number. And school files.”
He groaned, running a hand through his mane. “Then I’ll block you.”
“Not until the last show, you aren’t.” He winked with a smirk.
Leona chose not to respond, instead feeling the early morning breeze caress his skin and tussle his
locks. The frost in the air added a slight nip he knew well he had to cherish considering his
homeland’s eternal heat. With winter break fast approaching, the school had become very lax, too.
Most classes were reviews, or self-contained. Low effort. His pace. He liked it.
What he didn’t like was a certain ginger ringing him up before sunrise before running late and
tailing him the entirety of the morning. People were going to start talking if they hadn’t already
started. Not that Leona found it worth the effort to stop them. People could talk all they wanted.
Not like he hadn’t heard slander before.
Something akin to annoyance flickered in his eyes. “This isn’t gossip. This is concern about Yun-
Yun. My sister .”
“So why aren’t you bugging her about this?” He asked in a yawn.
“She just says she’s fine and brushes me off! Which is rude, b-t-w.“
“You’re overreacting.”
“You weren’t there, Leona-kun.” His tone was urgent. Something uncharacteristic for him. “On
that rooftop.”
“You’re right. I wasn’t.” He met his gaze evenly. “Don’t you think that if it were something bad,
I’d do something about it?”
He cocked a brow to challenge him. Over the past several months, the two had begrudgingly gotten
to know each other. It wasn’t something Leona ever cared to do, but it was a bit bizarre to have
someone in the background suddenly become so normal in your life. Especially someone as
different as Cater Diamond was to him.
He snorted. “If it makes you feel any better, there is something you can do for me.”
“I need you to try and dig up some dirt on that Octopunk. Fighting isn’t really my style. It’s a mess,
and I rather play the hustle game.”
“Didn’t you just tease me for indulging in the rumor mill?” He jested. “But yeah. I can do that. No
prob. Fair bet to say this is for Yun-Yun?”
The ginger took a picture of his disgusted face. Leona failed to grab his phone before he could save
it as his lock screen.
To prove his point, he slid his tacker pad beat to beat, giving the attack a Oceanic Harmonent. A
marimba drum sound effect was muffled by her character’s pained squeaking.
Yuu countered with a more drag-and-pull motion to counter with a Nature Harmonent. A pan flute
note mixed with another character cry. Azul’s character didn’t like that too much.
“You said you found out about this game from Idia-senpai?”
“You’re trying to disrupt my rhythm, are you not?” He flicked his wrist, a Storm Harmonent firing.
The song came to a close. “But yes, he introduced me.”
He offered a nod, going for the Gacha draw. Their series of duels had given both of them a fair
amount of Gems.
“Chance isn’t a reliable component,” he reasoned. “I even have a specific hand roll for dice to
increase my chances for a desired outcome.”
“You’re either really stubborn, or really dedicated.” She paused. “Maybe both.”
“You’re probably right. Nonetheless, I’d be remiss to ignore the Gacha elements. How else would I
get characters?”
Yuu yawned. “It’s kinda boring not having anything to do between classes, huh?”
“You’re hungry, Azul-senpai.” Her voice was even, indignant. She paused. “When’s the last time
you ate?”
“I fail to see why that’s of any importance- Y-Yuu!” He stammered as her arms wrapped around
his slender figure. Too slender, in her opinion. His face burned at the embrace.
“You know eating crappy food once and a while won’t kill you, right?” She phrased slowly.
“I’m aware.” Something akin to guilt weighed heavy in his heart. Shame, maybe? Yet he couldn’t
find any reason for the blame. “But surely, there’s no harm in minding the caloric intake. If
anything, isn’t such a thing encouraged?”
“Caloric?” She parroted. “Azul-senpai, are you worried about your weight?”
Always straight to the point. Too blunt. Part of that guilt flared into a defensive anger. His teeth
found his lip before he could let the sparks out. He drowned such a biased sensation.
“I prefer a toned figure in regards to myself.” His words were carefully articulated, devoid of any
emotion.
There was a tense silence. He tried to block out the intensity by focusing on the Gacha pull. Her
arms slowly uncoiled him.
“Azul-senpai,” her voice cut through. “Do you think I’m fat?”
“I weigh more than you. And I’m shorter .” She sighed. “Y’know there’s nothing wrong with being
fat, right? I rather be thicker and happy, than thin and miserable. That’s literally no better than a
skeleton.”
“It is a habit from my youth,” he reluctantly admitted. “I was extremely round, as you might say.
Floyd still teased me about it.”
“So, who cares?” She cocked a brow, but her eyes were brimming with concern. It wasn’t a good
look for her, Azul decided.
“My thighs and lower body need more refinement,” he protested, patting his hips with his hands.
“I-I’m aware.” He felt like shrinking into an octopus pot. And dying.
“That’s a good thing.” She smirked. “A lot of people find that attractive.
“Terrestrials?” He ran a hand through his hair, cheeks still aflame with a magenta color. “You have
odd tastes.”
“Maybe.” She sighed with a smile. “But c’mon. Let’s get lunch. But instead of pizza, how does
fried chicken sound?”
“Well, yeah. Jade-senpai said it’s one of your favorites. If you’re going to eat bad food, might as
well enjoy it, right?”
“C’mon, senpai,” she chuckled. “You’re a frugal guy, right? I have a food pass. If you want to pay
me back or something, though. You know what I like. You guys have my favorite coffee on
campus.”
He offered an arm to her. She went to lock hers in his, only for her to lightly smack his rear. He
jolted, eyes wide and glasses almost falling off his face.
And she was so smug about the gesture, too. A smirk tugged her lip, mischief glinting in her eyes.
So that game they were playing is something I came up with on the spot.
How it works? Think a Twistune/Rhythmic style game, but depending on how you hit
the combos, you get a specific element effect aka Harmonent (Harmony +
element/component). You can play multiplayer and try to knock out each other’s team
(think like the battles within Twisted Wonderland), with each character having boons
and banes to specific Harmonent types. Each character would be based on some sort of
folklore or fairytale.
Also yes we have 2 music themed events with Azul/Yuu. It’s intentional thanks to The
Little Mermaid’s musical/singing emphasis.
The Tide That (N)ever Changes
Chapter Notes
This one’s short, I think! I just wanted to keep this one from the others for tonal
reasons.
Azul woke in a cold sweat. His skin felt frigid to the touch, yet burned an unfamiliar sensation. It
was like a sickness, but he didn’t feel too out of the unordinary. Maybe a nightmare? He couldn’t
recall any gruesome or troublesome details. Or perhaps his body was adjusting to the busy mind
inside and acting accordingly- which meant not cooperating. He’d have to look into that later.
Slowly, he checked the time on his phone with a blurred vision.
Midnight.
This was the last day. Where had the time gone?
A certain eerie heaviness lingered in the room. The dead of night was not an hour unfamiliar to
him, but there was something forbidden all the same. It offered niche comfort coupled with a
depressive blanket that loomed in the air.
A knock tapped on the door. He took a deep breath to compose himself. “Come in.”
In stepped in Jade. He adorned the uniform sleepwear issued by the school, but his fine-combed
hair suggested he had not been awoken by anything, but rather stayed up for some unseen reason.
“Good evening, Jade,” he returned with a yawn. He unfolded the glasses on the side table and
adorned them. “Is there something I can assist you with?”
“I wish to discuss something with you. If this is a bad time, I can come at a more reasonable hour.”
“My sympathy. In any case,” Jade continued, “that deal you made involving Yuu- chan . What was
it?”
Any defensive Azul would have provided fell silent. No walls went up, instead a soft tenderness
grew in its place. It was a pitiful thing, really. It made Jade’s heart sway uneasily.
“The deal was,” he spoke slowly, “that she had to make me fall for her within three days, or else
she becomes an Octavinelle student. Her dorm would be under our jurisdiction.”
“Fall for her?” Jade echoed. “Wouldn’t that be something borderlining sexual harassment?”
“She turned down my initial offer.” He leaned back on the headboard. “In any case, by the end of
the day tomorrow, you’ll be using your Signature Spell to reveal the contents of my heart.” An odd
smile tugged at the octopus’ lip. “She was rather specific when it came to details. She’s figured me
out.”
Jade’s face remained stoic. Normally, he’d consider such aptitude as a threat. He had hardly been
able to outmaneuver the surprisingly cunning Leona. But instead, he seemed amused rather than
annoyed at being outsmarted.
“I’m not one to let my emotions interfere with my work, Jade,” Azul insisted coolly.
The words would have been reassuring. They should have been, too. Yet they felt weightless,
almost like he was reassuring himself.
Jade tested the waters. “Are you content at the idea of losing Yuu-chan? Surely, you’ve considered
her being like those indignant clients.”
“Our relationship is strictly professional.” His blue eyes hardened into steely sapphires.
“On paper, yes.” He took the plunge. “This is a matter of the heart. You can’t measure that on ink
and paper and lock it in a vault. I’m not familiar with such things myself, nor will I pretend that I
am some sort of expert. Azul-san, are you sure about this?”
“I see nothing lost even if this does play out in the worst-case-scenario.” His voice was cold. “She
won’t speak to me again, in that outcome. I’ve lived without her before; I’ll be fine without her
after. It’ll be just as they were before the change of the tide. I only see potential of profit.”
“And what of your emotions?” Jade pressed. “What about you? You don’t understand how much
you can lose.“
“Are you referring to me losing her respect? Her time? Her adoration?” Each question felt like a
blow not intended for him. “They were never mine to begin with. They’re simply on loan.”
“Azul-san. This isn’t just about you. What about her? Even if she doesn’t reciprocate, she stands to
lose a close friend. Is that something you’d be willing to take from her?”
There was a pause. Azul’s voice wavered. “I’m not going anywhere. I never have.”
Azul’s eyes widened at the outburst. The eel leaned back on his palms, bringing the boil to a
simmer.
He loosed a sigh. This man was impossible. Always just beyond his reach.
Azul’s phone buzzed on the nightstand. He plucked it off the surface. “It’s her.”
Jade leaned over to look at the two’s conversation. Sure enough, memes, as they were called. They
were funny enough, albeit short and simple. Between the photos would be quick conversations
shared between them.
But Jade wasn’t looking at the words. He was staring at Azul. The way those steely blues lit up at
the lettering of her name, a gentle smile on his lips.
He didn’t know that look. He didn’t know that feeling. Neither of them did. He wouldn’t claim
otherwise. Even so, Jade knew.
Yes, Jade knows. The man is smart, he figured it out after doing some digging.
Skirting Around the Issue
Chapter Notes
Sorry for the delay! I have gotten hooked onto Ensemble Stars. Like, really hooked.
Anyway! This chapter was going to be the Overblot chapter (and thus be super long)
but I thought you were all overdue for an update.
She pressed the skirt with her hands. No more pants to hide her fuzzy legs. If she were taller,
maybe she would have been mistaken for a Sasquatch. Or maybe Grim’s long lost relative.
This was also the last day of this wager. Come the last bell, she would be back in the dorm. Which
dorm she’d be returning to was still up in the air. Normally, she’d be pretty confident in situations
like these. However, with a man as mysterious and allusive as Azul, it was hard for her to guess
how well she had ‘seduced’ him. This was her last shot- the final push to victory.
She stepped out of the Octavinelle bathroom. True to her word, she had to let the cephalopod see.
Give him an (unneeded) boost to the ego.
“How do I look, senpai?” She gave him a slight twirl for good measure, careful not to let it fly too
high.
As always, a placid smile tugged at his lip. To his credit, his eyes did light up ever so slightly. But
then again glasses. “You look perfect, Yuu-chan. May I have the pleasure of escorting you to
class?”
“I don’t really need an escort, but I’d love your company.” She offered a smile.
She grabbed his hand, pulled him down, and pecked his cheek. Before she even pulled back within
that second, she felt the spreading warmth on his face.
Victory!
She kept their fingers intertwined, shooting him a smug smirk. “Shall we?”
His fingers tucked a stray strand behind her ear. He bent down, nearly brushing noses with her.
“They’ve gone ahead.”
Yuu had almost forgotten how much of a tease he could be. She willed herself calm. They’d been
closer than this!
“I don’t want anyone to see you like this quite yet,” his smooth, sultry voice confessed lowly in her
ear.
A finger traced her jawline, pulling her attention up with him. “But I must admit, I’m looking
forward to showing you off.”
Yuu decided to distract herself from whatever was happening by imagining Vil. Someone of his
occupation would probably be even more seamlessly flirtatious than he was, right? She could only
imagine those scenarios as she and Azul walked hand-in-hand through the Mirror and into the Hall.
Ironically, any air got sucked out of the room the moment she stepped through. Like he had
mentioned, it was closer to the first period than not, so most students were busying themselves to
their seats or finishing their breakfast. The Mirror Chamber wasn’t particularly full, and yet-
“Yuu-kun!” A stoic voice greeted. Electric green hair made its way through the crowd. “It is nice
to see you this morning. However! I’m very curious- did you lose your pants?”
Ah, Sebek. A large heart, but a skull as thick as a brick. For better or for worse.
“I did not,” she answered calmly. “I just thought it was time that everyone knew I’m a girl? Always
have been.”
He nodded. “Thank you for telling me this, Yuu-chan! I apologize for any sort of poor behavior
that could reflect badly on the Young Master! Please do not take my ignorance as a sign of his
judgment- which is in itself quite reliable!”
“I must inform Malleus-sama of this,” he decided, pointedly ignoring her. “See you in class, Yuu-
chan!”
“Sebek-san is quite the loyalist to Malleus-san,” Azul muttered under his breath.
“Smoke?”
He snorted. “A habit.”
“The Food Angel has finally let down her wings!” A familiar Savanaclaw second-year gaped.
She dismissed a few utters of how attractive she looked, but nothing too vulgar aside for maybe
one or two comments. If anything, it was flattering. She wondered if the Twisted Wonderland’s
citizens just had better standards of how to treat a woman. But then again, most of the school
hadn’t seen her yet. That would be a battle at the lunch table.
Azul gave Yuu’s hand a squeeze. “I’ll see you after school, Yuu-chan. Best of luck in your class.”
Those were not the words Veprl expected out of Idia so early in the morning. Not that he could
complain. The boy was one of those ‘rage all night’ types, so he was more accustomed to him
running late to early classes. Seeing him nearly stumble into the doorway was a bit surprising,
though his lack of coordination was quickly correlated with the evident exhaustion.
“Blight absorbs Blot,” Idia explained. “But that power drain has to go somewhere. It doesn’t just,
like, delete the toxins to even out the other characters. Which, the chip damage is usually to
balance out OP characters, right? Anyway.” He tugged at his sleeve. “Instead of basically regen-
ing HP or anything like that, it looks like Yuu-kun’s Blight takes in the Blot itself. But it doesn’t
look like he’s effected by it since his starting Class doesn’t even have Blot capacity in the base
code. But that sounds too easy. A win button.”
“It doesn’t just evaporate.” Veprl leaned back in his seat. “I’ve been looking at some blood
samples. Some I took before his impromptu trip home, and some before and after certain bodily
cycles. I was thinking maybe his body could excrete the toxins if Blight was anything like you
were thinking.”
Idia leaned over to get a peek at his screen tablet. “What’d you pull?”
There was a beat. “If you’re right, then Blight is a stage between some form of Magicless matter
and Blot. His body acts as a filter, but not a fool-proof one. And since his body can’t filter out , it
stays dormant.” He played a video for him. “I’ve been comparing the Blight and Blot samples to
each other, along with the blood to see how they’d react to stress. Blight is more dormant than
Blot, you could say. It’s harmless as is, but once there’s a catalyst?”
The video’s Blot slide burst into black ooze. The other erupted into a white foam that singed the
table like acid.
“L-Like a time-bomb?” Idia suggested shakily. “Scary! Sounds like one of those rare drops that
destroys itself after use. Permadeath sucks, but tools like that are so rare you almost don’t want to
use them.”
Veprl pinched the bridge of his nose, boosting his glasses upward and nearly getting it coiled in the
curls. ‘ Permadeath’. Not a pretty picture.
“Hey, Veprl-sensei? Why’d you give me all this info? Seems like some behind-the-scenes content
stuff. Could definitely leak.”
“I may need you to contact STYX about this,” he reluctantly conceded. “I’m limited in time and
resources.” As much as I’d hate that.
Idia anxiously nipped at the hem of his sleeve. A “Right” came out muffled through the fabric.
Veprl sighed. The question is, did Crowley know? Or does he? If so, then maybe that’s why he’s
been quiet. This could be a ‘cure’ for the ‘actual students’. If something were to happen to Yuu-
chan, then there wouldn’t be much of a paper trail about her. Just hearsay from the students. But
then again, Malleus-kun. What does he have to gain here?
And then there’s this kid. No doubt, this brings up some bad memories. But unfortunately, with
something unknown as Blight, I can’t take any chances. Someone could die here. As much as I hate
getting kids involved, I have no choice.
So I should probably keep Idia-kun and Yuu-chan away from each other if possible. If something
were to happen, I don’t need to deal with any extra trauma of emotional attachment.
A hand found its way to Idia’s hair. It was warm, yet didn’t scorch the skin. “You did good, kid.
Take the rest of the day off. Game if you want. This won’t go on your record.”
A relieved smile tugged at his lip. “Free days are cool. Perfect for grinding.”
“I’ll take your word for it.”
Writer’s block is the worst. But! Have a really long chapter! Sorry for the wait!
There were more comfortable positions. Being surrounded by people wasn’t one of them. She
couldn’t blame them for staring, uncomfortable as she may have been. Retaliating with some
showy bladework would only add to the novelty. She decided just to let them stare and talk,
knowing it would fizzle out in time.
Now if anyone acted vulgar to her, she would definitely do something about it. Assuming her
brothers didn’t beat her to it.
“You may not have boobs, but you have good legs,” Ace commented.
“Hey!”
“I don’t get why people are staring,” Grim lamented. “I mean, it’s just a skirt? How’s it any
different from shorts?”
Oh right. Vil. Seeing her in a skirt prompted him to get closer. Concern, probably, if nothing else
for the status of the upcoming play. Yuu wasn’t entirely sure where the ‘professional’ concern
ended and personal worry began. He was similar to Azul, she supposed. Speaking of the
cephalopod, she wasn’t exactly encouraged by his sudden absence. Apparently, he had no more
classes and had to return to the Lounge for an early start. Leona and Ruggie were mysteriously
missing, too. Maybe that’s why Vil took it upon himself to join her table.
“Valentine’s Day will be interesting this year,” Ace laughed. “I bet Yuu-chan is going to her fair
share of letters. If you make enough chocolate, I’m sure White Day will be even crazier.”
“Isn’t Christmas more romantic?” Epel offered. “‘M not into the mushy stuff, but Ma gets excited.”
“If they know what’s good for them, they won’t even try!” Cater laughed. “But I dunno- Yun-
Yun’s adorable! Ugh! I’m totally torn!”
Yuu fiddled with the straw. “Not like I’ll be here for that. I’m going to Sunset Savanna for break.”
“It’s standard,” Vil insisted. “But the maturity exhibited by someone not professional is admirable,
I’ll admit.”
“So how’s that bet with Azul-senpai going, anyway?” Grim asked, ears flicking with curiosity.
Epel looked between the A-Deuce duo and Yuu. “I feel like I’m missing somethin’.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Yuu assured. “Everything will be over after school.”
He had won. That was all there was to it. No use in sentimentality.
Azul snapped out of his trance. Reclining in the seat in front of him was the familiar lion prince.
His boots crossed atop the sleek wooden desk. A cocky smirk tugged at the man’s lip, tail toying in
loose twists.
He snorted, amusement glinting in his aloof, green gaze. Something else, too, a gold color catching
the light hanging on his neck.
What is-
“What’s wrong? You look pretty freaked out for someone usually so in control.”
“It’s none of your business. More importantly, why are you here?”
“Why, you ask?” He mocked in a chuckle. His long, gloved fingers entangled themselves into
twine. Sunk on the end of the string was-
my -
“I just happened to pick it off the ground and graciously came to return it to you.”
Leona clicked his tongue. His boots came off the desk as he leaned forward. The string snapped off
his neck with a quick tug, the gold piece gripped in his leather palm. He leaned forward, elbows
propped on the lacquer and that cocky smirk never leaving his lips. Azul was still, blue locked onto
green.
“You’re treating me like a thief even though I came to return this to you out of the kindness of my
heart. Tch tch. Are you usually so judgmental? That’s fine. Here.”
The gold key slacked like a hook on fishing line from between his fingers. It met the wood with a
clink. Azul loosed a sigh. It relieved no pressure from the panic simmering in his stomach. He
plucked the piece of the desk and slid it into his coat.
“That’s all I had to do.” Leona rose to a stand, hands loosely tucked into his pockets. “See ya.”
Lazy steps led out of his office. Azul faced forward as he brushed by him. Neither spared a second
glance to the other.
That was anything but normal. Leona-san doesn’t play games like that. So why-
“My contracts.”
Why-
The golden vault hosted nothing. The shelves were like the sunken boards of a cargo ship claimed
by carnivorous waves- defiled by pirate pursuit.
Looted.
Vacated.
“They’re gone.” The realization was an obvious one that came in a breath.
“Gone.”
Without-
There was nothing.
I am-
Azul broke into a sprint. His feet met the floor with a panicked patter.
Curse these human legs! Are they any faster than those eight tentacles?
Outside the entrance of the dorm stood the ever aloof Leona and Ruggie. In the hyena’s hands
were a stack of glittery documents-
His documents.
“I am hunger,” Leona rattled off the outermost page, “I am thirst. I am which steals your
tomorrow-“
“Uh oh, here already?” The lion taunted. “Don’t take another step if you care about these stupid
pieces of paper.”
Stupid?! He seethed.
So tiny.
So helpless .
This was just like before. It didn’t matter how far away he was from the ocean, or how many limbs
he had. He couldn’t change his own heart try as he might. He couldn’t change the past. No matter
how many contracts he signed, how many deals he made, he was always going to be that tiny
octopus lurking in a pot. Always lagging behind. Always mocked.
He hated how he sounded. He loathed how he felt.
The pot was getting to small. He felt his tentacles may burst from the ever-tightening container
coiling around him like a noose.
“Woah, woah,” Leona laughed. “At least try to keep up appearances. What happened to your mask
of control?”
“Seeing you like this proves that their hunch was right on the money.”
Something sank from his chest and into the pit of his belly. Azul’s skin felt frigid. “What did you
say?” The question came out quieter than a whisper.
“Cater-kun and I did some digging,” Leona explained. “And he just so happened to pick up that
you’re weirdly territorial about that vault of yours.” He put a hand on Ruggie’s shoulder. “And
your temp hire was happy to say the same thing. But, y’know, you can never be too sure. So Cater-
kun asked that Riddle-kun guy since he’s a stickler for law or whatever. And all signs pointed to
that vault being the answer.”
“Guess your connections weren’t as good as you thought, huh?” Ruggie laughed.
Unraveled. That’s how it felt, yet opposite all the same. Tangled in the same wires he had been
pulling.
“ Why ?”
They were all so different. Part of different worlds. Why did they-
It was them.
All them.
For her.
He couldn’t find a fault in her. No shortcoming.
He was wrong.
“Freeing those anemones didn’t benefit her at all. And I’ve don’t see how this benefits any of you,
either.”
“That’s where you’re wrong,” Ruggie cut in, arms folding behind his head. “You screwed with our
friend. Sure, we may not get anything out of this- and you should know how much I value a
Thaumark. But using her as some sort of toy? That’s worse than scummy.”
“I agree with you there.” Leona rested a hand on his hip. “Which brings me to my next point. Let’s
make a deal, Octopunk.”
“If I were to give you these back,” he flicked the stack with his hand, “what would I get in return?”
“Whatever you’d like!” He straightened his body into a distressed stiffness. His posture was like
that of a marionette with clipped strings- scraggily poised into an awkward position. “Test notes,
graduation thesis, altering your attendance records- you’d have quite an easy time graduating,
wouldn’t you say? A free diploma with no effort required!”
Leona barked a laugh. “You sure know what I like! But I won’t be handing these over for anything
like that.”
“Letting you have Ramshackle would ruin my sleep. They’re noisy with her there. ‘Food-Angel’
this and ‘Food-Angel’ that.”
“And a migraine, yeah.” Amusement toyed his lip into a smirk. “You’ve been outmaneuvered,
Azul.”
The papers crinkled in the claw of the lion.
Gold paper crumbled into glittering sand. Azul collapsed to his knees as the grains faded into
nothing. He scrambled to the dust, hands desperate to keep what little was left- but there was
nothing.
Everything he was-
“My…”
This was the pit of despair, wasn’t it? These fathoms below?
Ruggie was deaf to his despair. “Once someone makes a deal with you, they can’t do anything
about it.”
“To think the rumors say they’re invincible,” Leona added with a snicker. “Must’ve put on quite
the show. Cater-kun had to do a lot of digging. And to think, I had no problem turning them into
sand.” He rubbed his fingers together, remaining grains falling to the floor. “The contracts were
nothing more than paper.”
Their banter fell on deaf ears. Mockery. That’s all it was. The victors’ boast over the defeat of their
foe. Total loss. Everything was gone.
Even come the final bell, Yuu, too, would leave. She would crumble to dust just like these papers.
Why must everything he love crumble? Was it all just blots of ink diluted by the tide? Pulled from
him as quickly as it arrived?
Wait.
“Hah.”
‘Love?’
Green eyes shifted over to the crumpled mess on the floor, slowly rising to its feet. “Huh?”
Manic laughter erupted from Azul, bursting like erratic bubbles. It was like a cackle of lightning
and echoed like thunder.
“It’s all dust in the wind!” He cackled. “What have you done? Without that- I’m back to being a
stupid, clumsy octopus!” He ran a hand through his hair before digging the butts of his palms into
his eye sockets. “I don’t want to go back! Not again!”
What poured from his face were thick dollops of black ooze.
“H-hey, Azul-san!” Ruggie cut in. “Let’s just calm down, okay?”
“Shut up!” He snapped. “You have no idea how I feel!” Those thick trails lined his cheeks,
dripping from his jawline. “Constantly made fun of as a ‘stupid, clumsy octopus’! You’ll never
understand!” His hands clung to his silver locks, pulling them and fraying some strands. “Oh yeah
! If it’s all gone, I’ll just have to take more !”
Black tendrils bloomed out of Azul’s shadows, taking form and wrapping around Ruggie metal
arm. The water around the dorm darkened into a bleak hue. An assortment of colors flew off the
metal, Ruggie’s eyes wide in horror as he recoiled back.
Leona hissed through grit teeth. “Looks like he can take Magic from someone even without some
stupid contract. My guess is that it acts like a check-and-balance system.”
“That’s freaking terrifying!” He barked back, holding the limp metal in his other hand. He hissed
in pain. “But man, it hurts.”
Floyd followed close behind, eyes on the surrounding murk. “Eh~? What is even happening?”
Azul spun around on his heel, a bright smile twisting his face into a disarming grin. “Jade! Floyd!
Ah~ you’ve finally come back to me!” A hand flung in gesture to the Savanaclaw boys. “They
went and destroyed all of my precious contracts!” His arms flung wide in motion for an embrace,
lips curved like a conch shell. “So, please! Give me your strength! Give it to me!”
Jade halted in his tracks. “Stop this instant. You know that you can’t control your Signature Spell
properly without a contract in place- it’s too powerful. If you keep on like this, you know what will
happen. Be reasonable, Azul-san!”
“It’s all gone, you know? Everything !” He openly laughed to his face, clutching his sides and
staggering forward. The ooze on the floor twisted into spirals loosely like the coils of a tentacle.
He didn’t notice Jade glancing at them before snapping his attention back to him. “I don’t want to
go back to the way I was before!”
“Um,” Floyd drawled, “you’re way lamer right now than you were before.”
Azul felt nothing. “You’re aware that I’m a stupid, clumsy octopus who can’t do anything by
himself.”
They were just like everyone else. Everything else. “I’m no better than a bottom-feeder.”
His finger hooked into the fabric of his uniform, knotting the material in frantic wrinkles.
“So I’m going to keep taking until I’m the best version of myself I can possibly be! A beautiful
voice, powerful Magic? Everything will belong to me !”
The ooze on the floor boiled into bubbles around him. Azul choked.
Floyd’s lip quirked in disgust. “What is that stuff? Black mud? That’s not ink, right?”
Jade bit his lip, brow furrowed. “He’s going to Overblot at this rate. Floyd, get Yuu-san. And take
Ruggie-san to the infirmary.”
“Got it!” He bolted, brushing past and nearly ripping Ruggie’s mechanical arm out of socket.
Azul screamed, knees buckling as the bubbles grew into waves. Black blots covered him like a
whirlpool of ink. The tails of the shadow spun in a sickly spiral. Leona’s ear twitched at the
cracking glass tunnel.
Harpoons jutted out of Azul’s skull, webbed like a crown toward the top. Dead coral and barnacles
sprouted from his chest like ice spikes with a black aura floating above in a ring like a collar.
Dipping even lower, his thin legs bloomed into a monstrous eight with a eerie underbelly lined with
suction cups. Belting his waist were spiraling shells twisting into spikes. His arms were barbed
with Blot, gills marring his waist. Painting his face was a web-like design. His eyes glowed like a
spookfish’s dead stare, mouth formed into an ominous line.
Even though we’re only at the end of Book 3, I need to start planning now.
What do you want to see from this fic? Like any lore explorations, character moments,
what-have-you’s (example: exploration on Blot’s toxic elements, or Malleus’ feelings
on humanity) You all have been so supportive and lovely, so I want to listen to what
you have to say!
Broken Bottle
Chapter Summary
“Azul-san. He’s Overblotting. And Yuu-chan, um, yeah they’re getting her to help?”
Chapter Notes
Veprl took a deep breath upon returning to his office. It had been calm the past few days. Only a
few minor injuries or a cold to treat. Nothing extraordinary.
At least that was the case until he found Ruggie sitting on the cot with his mechanical arm on the
fritz.
“It wasn’t my fault.” The organic limb waved nonchalantly, the metal limp at his side.
“Not what I asked, but that’s reassuring.” The deadpan wasn’t any more convincing.
Veprl’s nimble hands opened the control panel. This was far from his specialty. He could operate a
smartphone and program a VCR, but he highly doubted that matched Idia’s mind for this stuff.
“Got roughed up, huh? Want some painkillers?” The nurse offered. “I just restocked.”
“Azul-san. He’s Overblotting. And Yuu-chan, um, yeah they’re getting her to help?”
The Blight.
Veprl was filled with a sense of ominous dread at the tone-deaf tune.
The crow.
Feather plumage sprouted from his shoulders in black tufts. The wings fell to his ankles like a
curtain, framing his otherwise sickly slender figure. Ivory skin was shrouded by a pointed black
mask. Glowing golden eyes peered from behind like ghostly orbs. Veiling his hands were black
satin gloves tipped with embellished, gold talons. Loose curls fell in front of his pointed ears like
an oil slick. In his right hand was an ornate cane with a toothed ferrule.
“Nothing to worry yourself with.” The nurse willed his jaw open despite the pressure Crowley
exuded. He truly was a foreboding person. ”I just have a patient waiting for me in Octavinelle.”
“Oh dear, and neglect poor Bucchi-kun?” The gold talons curled under his chin contemplatively.
“How callous.”
He’s cornering me. If I leave, even with it more urgent, he’ll have that on my record. Which will
leave these kids in even worse shape. I could be fired just because he finds me ‘unreliable’.
“I’m fine, Crowley-sensei,” Ruggie cut in. “I just need some meds.”
“Quite benevolent you are, Bucchi-kun!” The headmaster sang. “But please, let Veprl-sensei do his
job.”
He wanted to maim that bloody bird. Even the hyena could feel the suffocating air settled between
them. Veprl spared a glance to him, slipping his phone back in his pocket. It never made it to the
bottom.
I can’t let someone die just because the bird won’t let me leave.
Crowley hummed, satisfied. Veprl listened for the clicks of his heel colliding in the corridor. He
loosened a breath. “Got that, Ruggie-kun?” He muttered.
“You trust me way too much, sensei,” he snickered. “Crewel-sensei is on his way.”
“Try not to rack up my food bill too high tomorrow.” He took back his phone from the boy’s hands.
The shimmery blue waters drowned into a darkness. The lovely turrets of the dorm had twisted
into shadowy coils of a sunken mast. From the fathoms below was a sickly purple glow. The
warmth of the sun was eclipsed by a coldness. The groans of pain echoed from the pressured glass
walls.
“You two didn’t have to come, y’know!” Floyd yelled as he sprinted down the hall, hand clutched
over Yuu’s.
“Are you kidding?” Ace scoffed in a wheeze. “Things are getting crazy right now!”
“Azul-senpai’s on a rampage, right?” Deuce asked, far more composed than the ginger.
The eel groaned. “I’ve never seen the boss like this before! He’s usually more whiney and
annoying and totally lame. But this? This is a different type of lame!”
Leona’s figure came into view as well as the shadowy form of Azul. His ears flicked in
recognition, lips pulled into a frown. “ My fault?”
“ Nyah !” Grim jumped backward with a yowl. “He’s an octopus where his legs should be!”
Jade rose from the floor. The sleeve of his coat was shredded by what Yuu could only guess to be
one of Azul’s suction cups. Were they barbed, too?
Azul didn’t seem to hear her, a slick limb dipping into his mouth. It withdrew from his lip, a string
of black thread following. His ghostly eyes glowed a bit brighter like moon’s light.
“Our priority is to bring him back to his senses,” the lion growled.
“We need to get out of here,” she protested. “The glass is going to break. Not all of us have gills!”
Azul whipped around, the tress of tentacles twirling dramatically. “Don’t worry, Yuu-chan! I won’t
hurt you!”
Jade choked up blood as a stray limb flung him into the glass. No one was sure whether that was
bone or tunnel that made such a deafening crack. His hand flew to his shoulder, face contorted in
ugly pain. Floyd seethed, casting a Spell as he ducked beneath the limb to reach his brother. Azul
shook off the quick cast like it had merely stung.
“You’re being very lame right now, Azul-san!” Floyd spat, lifting his twin to his feet.
A hand grazed the faded shell on his chest. “Why must everyone bully me? Because I’m a stupid,
clumsy octopus?” It flung out as the tentacles coiled in rage. “I just wanted to be stronger! I wanted
to prove them wrong! I just- I just-“
“How is this any different?” Yuu spat. “You’re making everyone else weaker than you just so you
can look stronger?”
Azul’s lips dipped into a frown. “Does this form frighten you, Yuu-chan? This is how I look deep
down- how I’ve always been.”
“ I’m not scared of you no matter how you look.” Yuu took a heavy step forward. Her heart
thundered in her chest like a caged bird. “But that looks like it hurts.”
“ Hurts ?” He scoffed. A hand ran through his hair. His hands dripped with an ooze down his face
like a painful cry. “You’re too kind !”
Yuu tensed as a tentacle brushed her ankle. It was a different kind of slick with an ooze that clung
to her skin with a sting.
Those words rung true, yet she clung to them like a lifeline. They frayed in her grip.
“How is this any better than what they did to you?” She kept her eyes on him as she made her way
to the tweels. “Didn’t they beat you up, too? Just to make themselves look bigger.”
The laugh that thundered from the octopus crackled the fractures. Floyd’s eyes darted to the
splintering surface of the tunnel. “‘Ey! We need to get you guys out of here!”
“I knew it,” Azul breathed. “Yuu-chan is the only one who understands.“
Dark tendrils coiled around her frame loosely. She willed her body lax as he gently tugged her to
him. A smile twisted his face like a bruise- pained and colorful. Those glassy eyes of his shined
like broken pieces glittering at the edge of the reef. His delicate fingers traced her jawline with a
gentleness despite his monstrous figure.
“Yuu-chan is special .”
“You’re wrong.”
“Special? Isn’t that the same thing as different ? It’s lonely, isn’t it? Being different?”
Her hand ran across the slick surface of inky tendrils loosely lapped around her legs.
Yuu took a deep breath before taking the plunge. “Why do you do that? Label people as different
or special? Aren’t they the same? They just separate people.” Her hand clung to the one tracing her
face. She ignored how it burned under her touch. “The thing about octopus pots is that no one
forces an octopus into one; they choose to even when it’s being brought up. So, why, Azul-senpai,
do you want to stay trapped?”
Those eyes of his narrowed into a glare. “You’re wrong . They’re the ones to put me there. They
bullied me- mocked me!”
“And I’m sure it hurt!” Yuu protested. “I get it. You don’t want to be hurt. That’s why you lock
yourself away right?” Realization dawned on her. “You bottle everything up so they don’t see,
don’t you, senpai? So they can’t hurt you?”
“So why do you keep trying to bottle me up, too? To trap me with you?”
“I would never-“
“You wanted her to join your dorm, didn’t you?” Leona cut in. “Kind of a prick move.”
What Yuu actually said was, “How can you let anyone in if you keep pushing them out? You’re
not that little boy anymore, Azul-senpai. You never will be.”
Her hands caressed his face, his eyes flinging wide and locking onto hers. His breathing
stammered.
“It feels that way sometimes, too. Like nothing changes, and you’re just that kid trapped inside. But
senpai, you can’t turn back time. You have to keep moving forward. Learn from your past, but
don’t trap yourself in it.”
“I just want to show them they’re wrong ,” he confessed lowly.
“By doing the same thing to them as they did to you?” Ace scoffed. “Real smart, pal.”
“Senpai,” Deuce interjected. “I get it, too! It sucks feeling weak, and like you can’t control
anything.” His palms clenched into fists at his waist. “But this isn’t right, either! You’re just
hurting others before they can hurt you! Throwing the first punch doesn’t solve anything !”
Yuu spoke gently. “They can see you, too, Azul-senpai, if you let them.”
“Yuu-chan.” He trembled in her hands. Inky tears welled up in his eyes, ready to burst at any
moment. “How will I know? How do I prevent it from happening? How will I know they won’t
hurt me? How can I guarantee that?”
“That’s the hard part,” Yuu laughed in bittersweet softness. “You don’t. That’s part of the gamble,
right? Of making deals.”
“She’s right, Azul-san.” Jade’s voice was calm as he leaned against his brother for support. “There
is no prospect of benefit without an element of risk.”
“And we’ll be here if someone screws with ya!” Floyd snickered. “I’d love to give anyone a
squeeze!” He shot Azul a toothy grin. “You may be un-cool sometimes, but no one is all the time!
That would be freaky!”
“And that’s saying something from this hot-cold basketball bozo,” Ace jabbed.
“We all have something we want to hide,” Yuu continued evenly. “We all have a part of ourselves
we don’t want people to see. It’s easier to just stuff it away so no one knows- and so no one can
tease us for it.” She offered a soft smile. “But that’s the best part, I think. That no one’s different
when it comes to that.”
Azul’s head landed on Yuu’s shoulder silently. His hands sunk from her shoulders to her wrists
loosely. He wouldn’t let them see the oily Blots spilling from his eyes. He wouldn’t let them know
how they burned. That was saved for Yuu. His voice trembled like the tug of the tide.
Azul’s pretty “chill” largely due to Yuu’s Blight! Also, his Overblot in the game is
really short.
Let’s just say that Jamil’s Overblot will not be like this. >:)
Baby Blue
Chapter Summary
Chapter Notes
Memories were like bubbles. They rose and burst with time. They were fleeting, pointless, yet
burned like an acid. Nostalgia was like a current that wound into a whirlpool.
“Wow, look!” A merchild cackled as he fanned his palms out like a bloated guppy. His lionfish
prongs blooming from his skin aided in the mockery. “It’s Azululu the ink barffer!”
A daintier merchild, one with elegant curls like seaweed squealed as she tucked into the boy’s side.
“Hurry! Get away! He’s got all those creepy legs!”
Azul never watched them rise to the surface. They were small and insignificant. There was no
room for bubbles in an octopus pot. He didn’t want to look.
The small octopus child looked down at the awful things. They were thick and slick, lined with
garish bowls beneath.
Why me? Why was I cursed with these legs?
“K-knock it off.” The baby blue’s voice came cracked, heart even more broken than his tone. “W-
why would you say it?”
It was true, though. I knew even then it was futile to argue with truth.
The merboy squawked dramatically, staggering back with a fanned tail. “Swim away! We’re going
to get inked~!”
The mergirl guffawed as she swam behind the desk. “He’s never going to catch us!”
I could never catch up to them. It was all pointless, anyway. They were above me.
Alone.
The the shattered pieces of the octopus’ heart dug themselves into his soul. It bled into rage.
I don’t have a tail to swim as fast as them. I have ten arms and legs! I have five times the ability to
write Tomes than you two armed fools! I can even make my own ink to write Spells any time I
want! Just you wait! Someday I’ll show you!
The tiny cephalopod was nestled into a corner long forgotten by his class. Sprawled on the floor
were all sorts of sketches of symbols along with scattered shells. He didn’t even notice a serpent-
like boy poking his head into the small crevice.
He didn’t even look behind him. He didn’t want to look. “Shut up. Leave me alone.”
There was another one, too. He was much more keen on the shells scattered on the floor.
“Amazing. All those shells are covered with Spells and Curses.” He started shuffling through a
few. “Magic to shape-shift, the power to steal someone’s voice-“
The twin stayed at a distance, but the octopus felt his eyes on him.
They saw.
The eight-legged creature snapped his attention to the intruders. He seethed with an ashamed
anger. He smacked the shell out of Jade’s, he’d later learn, hand. Another leg sniped it from the
water before it could sink to the ground.
“Don’t touch them! Do you want to get inked? I’m going to keep studying and become just as
powerful as the Sea Witch- so don’t get in my way! Just go!”
The other twin, Floyd, burst into bubbly laughter. “Jade, that octopus is really funny!”
The other eel’s lip tugged with amusement. “Yes, Floyd, he is interesting.”
Floyd and Jade had become like remoras. I couldn’t push them away.
“I heard that a kid in another class got super skinny and even got a girlfriend!” Floyd boasted as
they swam down the hall.
“Interestingly,” Jade chimed in, “his beautiful tenor has gone completely silent.”
“Someone with frizzy hair suddenly got silky smooth locks, too!” Floyd continued with a bright
beam.
“I see,” was all the octopus could offer. His tone was even. He didn’t allow any emotion to leak.
“And, Azul-san!” Floyd got in front of him, effectively stopping him. The gold eye gleamed with
something akin to excitement. “Isn’t this all your doing?”
Jade brushed by. “I can’t imagine any of those airheaded fish being able to pull off such
impressive spells.”
I bid my time, watching from the octopus pot. I never let them see me. I wouldn’t let them see for a
moment the boy inside. I wouldn’t give them another reason to hate me. I’d watch them. I’d learn
their weaknesses and failings. I knew them all.
I knew them.
I couldn’t be where the people are. I could only lurk in the fathoms below.
Light filtered through Azul’s fluttering lashes. His body ached with a soreness he never knew. His
legs endured the worst of the sensation. He was pleased to find only two of them, at least.
“Welcome to the land of the living,” Veprl’s greeted with a soulless deadpan.
“No. Looks like Yuu-chan kept that from happening. You know how much paperwork that would
have been?”
“My apologies.”
But he’d deserve that treatment, wouldn’t he? He was as weak and pathetic as an infant. Maybe this
was justice.
“Nothing wrong with being a kid, Ashengrotto.” He leaned back in his seat. “Kids are more
resilient than adults most of the time. But that’s not the point. What do you remember?”
Azul quieted for a moment, fuzzy memories becoming clearer. “I Overblotted.” He paused. “Is
Jade alright?”
“No internal bleeding, but you did dislocate his shoulder. And fracture a rib. Nice going.”
“Not worried about that, Ashengrotto.” He took off his glasses and met Azul’s gaze. “You could
have died . And drowned everyone if Yuu-chan wasn’t there. Do you know why you
Overblotted?”
“It won’t happen again.” He wouldn’t allow it to. He just had to tighten that lid. “I promise. I was
simply upset over the destruction of my contracts. It was irrational. My sincerest apologies.”
He cocked a brow. “Someone tore up your contracts? Ashengrotto-kun, that is a reason to be upset.
I don’t agree with your whole business, but that’s destruction of private property. I don’t even want
to imagine the legal mess.”
“I overreacted.” His voice was colder than the arctic depths. “I was being irrational.”
Veprl pinched the bridge of his nose with a huff. “I’m prescribing you laxatives. Your emotional
constipation has gotten out of hand.”
“Remember what I said about Blot being exasperated by stress?” He drew him a diagram on the
back of a sheet. He had copies. Too many copies. “You weren’t necessarily using a lot of Magic,
but the emotional tension? You finally snapped.”
“Emotions aren’t something to control, Ashengrotto-kun.” He started pumping the blood pressure
cuff. “They’re meant to be felt. It’s what you do with them that can be dangerous. But stuffing
them away? You’ll just end up where you are now. Even if you think you’re above emoting.”
“But sensei,” Azul urgently protested, “look what happened! Leona-san saw my weakness and
ruined everything! I was upset and hurt Jade! I nearly drowned the freshmen-“ he took a deep
breath to compose himself. “They’re dangerous to someone like me.”
“Azul-kun.” Veprl’s voice was firm like an anchor. Azul wasn’t sure whether to cling to it like a
lifeline, or let it drag him to the bottom. “You aren’t special. Emotions are what make us human .
Octopi included. Anyone can bleed, but not everyone has a heart.”
“I don’t want them to see,” Azul breathed. It was wracked with a tremor like a rapid current.
“Isolating yourself forever isn’t exactly healthy, kid. You’re only going to feel worse and worse.
It’s a waste of anyone’s life. Even introverts need people, or else they get stuck in their own head.
Eyes face out, not in. That’s why it’s hard to see anything but the darkest parts of ourselves. You
can’t let the light in without opening the lid, Azul-kun.”
He didn’t say anything. His eyes fell. His eyes burned with a saltiness. He knew the ocean’s sting,
but this wasn’t it. He was afraid to let the dam break and allow its flow.
“Here. For you.” Veprl nonchalantly put down the prescription. “Laxatives.”
Azul felt a hollow chuckle escape him as the tears fell. “Therapy, huh?”
“Might as well get it while it’s free.” He shrugged. “Unless you want to be thousands of dollars in
debt later. It’s an investment.”
Gloves Off
Chapter Notes
Jade chuckled lightly from his cot. “I should be asking you that, Yuu-san.”
“I’m not the one with broken bones,” she returned in a deadpan.
“True, but you could have died at any moment. As you put it, you don’t have gills.”
He hummed his acknowledgement, leaning back. Professor Crewel had done his part in distributing
painkillers while Veprl took care of Azul. Yuu didn’t need them, but Jade definitely did.
“I’m sure you would.” He hummed. “But I’m afraid I won’t be able to see that.”
Yuu stared at him, mild panic setting in. There was no way Azul blinded him, right? “What do you
mean?”
“You would have won that wager with Azul-san.” He was blunt and curt, albeit soft in tone.
Jade didn’t know how to sugarcoat. Maybe that was why Yuu felt a bitter weight settling in her
chest. “What do you mean?“
He breathed a lofty sigh. “I only ask you don’t hurt him. Beneath that thick skin, he really is a
fragile thing. I don’t think he knows. Emotions are murky waters to him. If you are worried about
some sort of advance, don’t be. Beneath those eight tentacles and ink, he’s still that small inkling I
met what feels like a lifetime ago. It’s likely those feelings will fade.” A nostalgic shimmer caught
her attention. “But I hope, for his sake, he’ll let those emotions ebb and flow like a wave instead of
sealed away by his walls.”
Yuu nodded slowly. “So act normal. I can do that.” She paused. “But are you sure?”
Even with the numbing pills, his eyes looked tired. They weren’t like glittering doubloons, but
rather faded coins lost in the bottom of a lake. Feeling the soft silence settle between them, Yuu’s
mind started to drift to earlier.
I passed out, right? I don’t remember getting here . Her brows furrowed. I don’t feel like I fell
asleep. So what happened?
She paused, slowly trying to recall the space between the consciousness.
Azul sighed, stepping out of the room. Being discharged was uneventful. He didn’t expect much
grandeur, but it felt too plain in any case. Veprl had other patients to deal with anyway.
What he didn’t expect was a familiar red head standing in the hall with a book in hand. His pale
blue eyes flicked to him before he folded his book and met his gaze.
“I’m better now.” He donned his business smile. “You needn’t worry about me.”
Seeing the prefect’s stoic face cock a slow brow was comical, the octopus must admit. He looked
like one of those cat memes Yuu had sent him in the cursed hours of morning. Azul couldn’t laugh.
“I heard they’re closing down the Mostro Lounge for a few days,” the dorm head mused. “They
have to repair that tunnel. Are they digging into your funds to do so?”
Azul felt a twinge of panic. Would they do that to him? That was his money! He worked for it-
they couldn’t just take it without telling him, could they? But then again, he was the one to cause
such damage. It would have been even worse if the tube shattered. “I’m not sure.”
“It won’t be cheap.” His cool eyes hardened into an annoyed glare. “I remember the hefty price of
the chandelier the first-years broke.” He sighed. “But that’s not why I’m here. I wanted to ask you
something.”
“Your wish service in Mostro Lounge,” he put bluntly. “What do you hope to gain? The strengths
of others, or is it the main allure to the Lounge? What is the overall goal of the Lounge’s service, is
what I should ask.”
Azul straightened his striped tie. “We are a business first and foremost.”
“But the wish service doesn’t serve anyone but yourself, right?” The words weren’t an accusation.
Azul knew that, yet the anger tempting at his heart was like a digging hook.
He loosened a sigh to vent the steam. “It benefits the Lounge, but largely me, yes.”
“I have a suggestion, if I may.” Riddle took out a folded piece of paper from his back pocket. “If
Headmage Crowley does intend to use your funds to repair the glass bridge, it will be a major blow
to the Lounge. Budget cuts are inevitable based on the current business model.” He opened the
folded paper parcel. “Which is why I suggest using a point system.”
“Having a point system based on the amount spent at your Lounge would entice customers to buy
more items,” Riddle explained, gesturing to the penned chart. “For example, six hundred
Thaumark drink would give you one point. A fifteen-hundred Thaumark combo would give you
three points. Points without reward would be pointless, however. If a customer saved up fifty
points, they could arrange a meeting with you for advice. You’re a hard worker, Azul-san. You
won’t need your Magic for most occasions, I’m sure, if those study packets are anything to go by.
A hundred-fifty points could constitute a free wish-“ he emphasized- “within reason .”
Azul stared blankly at the petite red head. The plan was genius. It would be profitable! He
wouldn’t be in a deep deficit! Business would boom ! It sounded like the perfect solution, yet part
of him clung to before. A free wish, although bought with points, would mean he gained nothing.
Money was worthless. It couldn’t buy relief from the pain inside.
But what did? Did those contracts ever fill the void?
It’s time to move forward. “If we offer options between these tiers, it would encourage early
splurging, if you will, too. Coupons, for example.”
Azul smiled- a genuine, hopeful smile. “I think that’s a wonderful idea, Riddle-san.”
“Excellent.” The short boy refolded the piece and sealed it in an envelope. He offered it to Azul,
eye contact never faltering.
Riddle didn’t see Azul. He didn’t see neither the pain nor the past. What Riddle did see- what he
knew- was that guilt of Overblot. He knew well the bruises and scars that no one else could see.
The Heartslabyul head didn’t offer apology or pity; instead, he offered a step forward.
Yuu yawned. Who knew sitting in a hospital bed all day could be so exhausting? She did
absolutely nothing but lay there for hours. Occasionally, Grim and the others would pop in to
check on her. Cater gave her the biggest hug, while Ruggie stayed at a distance with a box of
chocolate doughnuts. Yuu felt bad for Jade with all the racket, but Floyd’s arrival seemed to relax
him some.
Now, it was long after dark. The streetlights illuminated the paths with a cozy golden glow. The
chill air of early winter settled in a nice comfort. A family of fireflies danced in the gentle breeze.
“Malleus-senpai?”
The Fae man sat on the steps, green eyes glowing with a subtle warmth. “Oh, I see you’ve
returned.”
“Were you waiting for me?” Yuu took a seat beside him.
“I heard that you got caught in the fray, but I didn’t know where to go. I thought you had to come
back here at some point.”
Yuu couldn’t help but giggle at that. Did he not know where or what an infirmary was?
He didn’t seem to realize the blunder, staring at her like a confused kitten.
“I’m fine,” she assured with a smile. “Just nervous for tomorrow.”
“Opening night. You’ll be there, won’t you? At least one of the shows?”
Malleus gave a nod. “Lilia leant me a few of Silver-kun’s alarm clocks. I won’t miss it.”
He only offered another nod. He didn’t flinch when she leaned against him, but she did feel his
slightly widened eyes. Malleus wasn’t sure whether to wrap an arm around her, a wing, or do
anything. So he did nothing. He simply cherished the warmth in the cold.
I put the whole play in one chapter so those who’d want to skip it could!
Also, for musical numbers, just check out the clips on YouTube!
Like, for real. I had like 3 scripts on-hand while writing this. It’s not verbatim or
anything, but it’s pretty close.
The quiet theatre hummed with anticipation as Vil took the stage. Behind him were the closed,
silken curtains. His purple Pomefiore uniform was replaced with flowing crimson robes vaguely
silhouetting a dress with intricate gold-gilded designs etched into the luxurious fabric. Gold
makeup glittered in the spotlight that followed him to the center. The silver strands of his bun was
thinly shrouded by a veil. Clutched firmly in his hands was a music box. He turned to face the
audience, a nostalgic look on his face.
“There was a time, not very long ago, when we lived in an enchanted world of elegant palaces and
grand parties.”
Behind him were the silhouettes of dancers, a gentle melody being the backing track to his words.
“We were celebrating the three hundredth anniversary of our family’s rule. No star burned brighter
than my youngest granddaughter, Anastasia.”
A small, girlish figure spun behind the curtain, her shadow cast to the audience before dramatically
pleading with the shadow Vil cast behind him. Vil’s face contorted in past pain, his fingers
tightening around the relic.
“She begged me not to return to Paris, so I had a very special gift made for her.”
Vil smiled fondly at the trinket, holding it up for the audience to see. The sweet melody of ‘Once
Upon a December’ accented the orchestra still lulling in the background of the backdrop.
“It plays our lullaby. I gave her the key to make it play, so we might both share in its comfort
whilst apart.”
A gangly shadowed appeared, surrounding by a sickly green glow, dramatically miming out Vil’s
prologue.
“A dark shadow by the name of Rasputin swallowed the light that was Romanov. We thought he
was a holy man, but he was a fraud- power hungry and dangerous. He swore that the entire
Romanov line would be destroyed within that joyous night.“
Pursued by shadowy figures, the girlish figure stumbled in a panic. Screams drowned out the
music. A loud ‘clink’ pierced through like a pin bursting a balloon.
The child ran off stage, quickly pursued by the shadowy soldiers. There was a bloodcurdling
scream, and a deafening thud.
The backlight burnt out. Even the spotlight on Vil dimmed as his face fell.
“So many lives were taken that night. What had always been is now gone forever. And my
Anastasia-“
Vil’s voice cracked like porcelain. He took a breath to compose himself before finishing somberly,
The spotlight went out as the curtain pulled back to reveal a bustling town clad in copper hues and
painted with dust and soot. Mutterings of rumors ruminated in the mouth and minds of the common
folk. The opening number had arrived.
Yuu fixed her mic hastily. The ragamuffin look probably masked the haphazardness. It was still
off, thankfully, so she was at least able to breathe freely. She gave herself one last look-over in the
mirror.
A large, green trench-coat curtained her figure into a boxy frame. Beneath the cumbersome cloth
was an even looser tunic separated by a belt to give allusion to a figure. It was frayed like a worn
dishcloth around the skirt, with buttons thoughtlessly placed around the neck. Patches of mix-
matched cloths colored the excuse for a dress. Ripped leggings plunged into much-too-large boots
tied to her feet with some rags to ensured they stayed in place. Nesting atop her head was a fairly
component hat pinned to her windswept hair. A viridian piece of jewelry hung from her neck
loosely in a gold chain. Her makeup was simple, only defining her natural features for an audience.
Epel sighed from behind her, freed of a now-muted mic. “I still don’t know how Vil-senpai and
Rook-senpai talked me into this.”
“He couldn’t get it done in time,” he sighed. “I don’t think anyone knows it’s me, though.”
Azul and Leona sat behind a long wooden table, backs to the audience. The latter propped his
elbows on the surface, head cocked in half-attentiveness, while the former sat straight with hands
folded neatly in front of him. In front of them, an actor in a simple dress and a wig excitedly
boasted ‘her’ talents.
“I look like Princess Anastasia, don’t I?” Before either judge could answer, the actor rambled on.
“We could have been sisters! My friends say she’s my celebrity lookalike!” A photo was hastily
snatched from a pocket while the actor beamed proudly to match the expression. They both had
full sets of teeth, at least.
“I can see the resemblance,” Azul offered with a polite smile. “Next?”
“What was wrong with that one?” Leona demanded in an irritated growl.
“Too old.” He flicked his wrists to loosen the wrinkles in the paper stack.
“ Please ,” he scoffed.
A familiar figure strutted out with clicking heels counting the steps. The intricate wig plastered
onto the head didn’t even move as he walked-unlike the large breasts that were hardly contained in
bustier. Glitter was pasted onto his eyelids accompanied by blaring rouge lipstick. The excessive
amount of highlighters and contour must have added at least two inches of ‘depth’ to the face, yet
shined like a plastic in the spotlights. A hand proudly met a cocked hip, the other caressing his own
face.
“Grand-momma, it’s me.” His voice was like a parrot’s mimicking the wrong tenor with the grace
of a squeaking door. “An~a~ sta ~si~a~”
Azul’s composure cracked as his face fell into his hands. Leona snorted, failing to hide his
laughter. The audience, however, had no mercy. They roared with laughter as Ace stiffly kept the
pose. ‘No flash photography’ meant nothing. Not even the prudent Riddle stopped anyone, stifled
laughter spurting into a boyish laugh. Trey, seeing his friend lose his composure, laughed heartily.
Ruggie had no restraint, cackling thunderously. Deuce lost any pity for his friend, openly laughing
at his expense. Jade snorted behind a hand, while Floyd’s crackling laughter broke through the
audience.
“Sweet Seven have mercy,” Azul breathed, running a hand through his hair with one hand while
the other waved off the applicant.
His companion stretched his arms with a slight groan as cloaked stagehands shuffled the table
offstage. Azul and Leona stood, seemingly walking away from the location.
“That’s it, Dimitri. There’s still no girl to play this Anastasia chick.”
“We’ll find her,” he insisted evenly. “Statistically speaking, at the very least. We just need to find a
good actress.” Azul flashed him a familiar trinket. “One look at this, and the Empress will be
convinced we have the real Anastasia.”
Leona crossed his arms, tilting his head back and a smug smirk tugging his lip. “I’m starting to
think that last one had the right idea. What size dress are you?”
He didn’t humor him, strutting offstage. The lion followed shortly behind.
Ace thrusted his hands into his arms as his butt hit his seat. No one paid him any mind. Vil’s
advice? ‘Let the boy sulk.’
Azul looked himself over in the mirror while Yuu’s solo started. He could afford a bit of shuffling
while his mic was muted.
A faded green button-up, nearly seafoam in color, was tucked neatly into black trousers. The shirt
itself had cuffed sleeves mid forearm. Atop of that was a loosely hung coat not unlike the design of
his dorm uniform, albeit a darker brown with warmer undertones instead of plain black. His silver
hair was almost the same from how he usually fashioned it with the exception of hiding that extra
lock that tended to hook around his jawline. As for his glasses, Vil insisted he wore contacts so the
lights’ reflections wouldn’t blind anyone, so he opted for a temporary Spell instead. To finish the
look, he had dark satin gloves covering his hands.
“You aren’t the one playing a con-artist,” he quipped. He brushed a piece of hair from his face. “I
need to be convincing even to the audience.”
The irony of his words was not lost on him. The lion chose to save his energy, instead scoffing.
“Whatever.”
“What are you doing here?” Azul demanded, power-walking in from offstage.
Yuu jerked, spun on her heels, and went for a mad dash. Leona cut her off with a toying tail and a
skeptic look. She took a deep breath as the two men circled her, albeit at a distance.
Azul smiled politely, bowing ever so. “How might I be of service to you?”
Yuu immediately cocked a brow, unimpressed by the show of chivalry. “My name is Anya. I need
travel papers.”
“So blunt,” the octopus sighed with an amused smirk. “But travel papers, you say?”
Leona rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly while Azul continued the conversation. “I see. A
question, if I may, Miss Anya. Do you happen to have a last name?”
Her deadpan made the lion’s ear twitch. “Orphans don’t get last names.”
“I was eight when I was found, but before that? Nothing.” Her curt plainness faltered into a softer
tone. “I do have one clue, though: Paris .”
“Paris, you say?” Azul hummed, a hand folding neatly under his chin. “How fortuitous! My
companion and I,” he gestured to Leona, “are about to embark to the city.”
On cue, the lion dug out the pressed envelope, opening them to reveal three tickets. They didn’t
have much detail to them, admittedly, from the audience’s perspective with the exception of a
reflective, golden insignia. Yuu looked between the men before cocking a brow.
“Ghosts?” Azul shook his head with an amused grin. “No, Anastasia is alive. In fact, that extra
ticket is for the Grand Duchess. We were hoping to reunite her with her grandmother.”
“You do kinda look like her,” Leona cut in, grabbing her face and peering into her eyes. He
shoulders scrunched up reflexively, but she didn’t pull away with his sharp nails the way they
were. “Same eyes.”
“Nicholas’ smile,” Azul offered with his hands folded neatly behind his back.
She jerked away, stumbling a bit but never falling. She huffed in disbelief with folded arms and a
puffed chest. “Are you trying to say I’m Anastasia?”
Azul hummed. “I’ve seen thousands of girls all over the country, but none looks as much as her as
you do.”
“And no one knows what happened to her,” Leona offered with a shrug. “The Grand Duchess’ only
family is in Paris.”
Yuu paused, visibly thinking this over. “If I don’t remember who I am, who’s to say I’m not some
princess or whatever she was- or is . And if I’m not her, the Empress will know instantly.”
Azul rolled his eyes. “It’s plausible and risk-free. If you are the princess, then you’ll know who
you are- your family back.”
“Either way,” he cut in, “it gets you to Paris. Free trip.”
She hooked arms with Azul, who immediately stiffened and loosely brushed her off. Leona rolled
his eyes and took her other arm before following behind the cephalopod offstage.
The glowing green capsule in his hand burst with a greenish glow, ghostly manifestations emerging
and pulled at him. Beau squeaked, but didn’t resist in the least, as he was pulled into the glowing
grave. The prop fell to the floor with a deafening clink as the curtains closed for the next scene.
Leona immediately let go of Yuu as they made it behind the curtain. Vil immediately flocked to
him, dabbing away at the sweat and reapplying his makeup. Yuu took the chance to get some water
with Azul.
Leona’s costume was a simple one, really. It was mostly comprised of a dusty brown tunic that
loosely hung on his figure. A worn, leather belt tied it to its hips to make it more like a fashion
statement instead of a ‘not pajamas’ look. Atop of that was a vest that stopped at his hips, but dark
wool in texture. His pants were a lighter color, as any dye had been washed off by time. Thick,
black boots barely missed his knees. His hair was brushed into its usual unkemptness, but with
more braids intentionally interwoven for some extra detail. Dark eye makeup added extra depth to
those striking green eyes of his, but not to the extent of ceremonial robe protocol. Old copper and
gold jewelry added some extra shine on his fingers.
“How in the Wonderland have you already ruined your eyeshadow?” Vil demanded sharply.
Leona rolled his eyes, earning a frustrated huff from the director. Azul brushed by with his arms
properly fit in the sleeves of his coat. Yuu was fixing the bobby pins in her hair, one caught
between her teeth. Cater was close behind, trying to fix it for her, hands tangled in her locks.
“Coming through,” a Savanaclaw stagehand grunted, hoisting a wooden seat between himself and
his partner.
“Stop fiddling with that,” Azul chided. “And sit up straight. Remember, you’re a grand duchess.”
Yuu scoffed, leaning into the wooden backing instead. “What do you know about what a grand
duchess will and won’t do?”
She stared at his pretentious face incredulously. “Dimitri, do you really think I’m royalty?”
She returned her attention to the window, the sounds of a traveling train crescendoing into a steady
background noise.
He shot him a quick glare before loosing a sigh. “Look, Anya, I’m only trying to help.” His voice
was soft, albeit controlled. “I think we started off on the wrong foot.”
“You think?” She didn’t even turn to face him, instead keeping her attention out the window. “But
I appreciate your apology.”
“An apology?” His voice was more keened into curiosity rather than indignant offense.
Leona groaned, knowing full well where this was going. An uncomfortable silence fell between the
three, the clacking of the trekking tracks creating a cozy ambience.
“Do you think you’ll miss it?” Yuu asked barely above a whisper.
“Miss what?” Azul returned with a biteless tone.
“Russia.”
“No.”
“But it was your home , right?” She pressed, watching him through the window’s reflection.
Azul stared at the back of her head in bewilderment. “What is it with you and homes?”
Yuu finally turned to face him properly. She wasn’t angry by his callous remark, but rather a sense
of urgency was evident in her eyes. “Isn’t it a thing every normal person wants?”
He only stared at her with a loss for words. His open mouth formed into a line with a one-note hum
in return. “I suppose.”
Beau let loose a breath he didn’t know he was holding. The audience still made him nervous.
Maybe the added stress of his house warden’s mood swings made things worse. Maybe.
The costume Beau was referring to was white in color despite a gothic sense of elegance to it. It
had intricate designs woven into it to match the complexity of Noé’s, usually with a batty motif.
Entwined in his dark hair were white little florets with spiky petals and leaves akin to holly with a
lustrous finish. Ivory sheen fabric hung over his arms in a jacket to give an allusion to wings. As
for his eyes, he wore pink contacts with dark eyeshadow and eyeliner to make them pop in a
ghoulish way.
“I could never pull off something like that,” Noé argued. “I’m envious. It looks fit for a gala- or
maybe even the Fairy Gala.”
Beau’s face burned at the flattery. He could only awkwardly squawk in response.
Noé didn’t pay him any mind, giving himself a quick look-over in the mirror.
Instead of playing into the idea of Rasputin being a haggard man withering away from the soul to
the flesh, Rook and Vil decided to make him look more together. Per Vil, to give more allusion to a
possible contrast between Anya and Rasputin- the connecting piece being desperation. Or at the
very least not copy Anya’s patchwork aesthetic. In any case, Noé’s costume was far more elaborate
than intended.
He wore dark purple robes very similar to his usual Pomefiore uniform in terms of overall shape.
There was no scarlet chord or tasseling, however, nor any folded chest area. Out of the elaborate
sleeves were two long, leather-clothed limbs with long talons that appeared to grow out of them.
They looked like Crowley’s hands, but without any golden rings or tips to provide clarity. There
was no curtain-like cape with the sleeves, rather slits that allowed his arms to move freely. An
intricate silver headpiece fastened itself onto his head with angular designs to add extra shape to
Noe’s angular face. His makeup made him look more serpent-like but with an elegant flair- Beau
would compare him to a barn owl.
The stage lit up with spiteful green flames scorching as Noé screeched in anger. Beau jumped with
a squeak before lightly patting the man’s arm.
“T-Take it easy, sir!” The boy stammered. “You should watch your blood pressure.”
Noé’s white knuckles bore down on the glowing glass trinket. “How could they let her escape?”
“You’re right,” Beau sympathetically agreed. “It’s frustrating. Maybe it’s broken?”
He went to touch it, only for Noé to jerk away and glare daggers at him. “Don’t touch it!” He
screeched. “I sold my very soul for this- my existence depends on this!”
Beau flung his palms up in a ‘no-harm’ gesture. “Okay, okay, I’m sorry, sir!”
Ace jumped, holding his chest before the rubbery breasts could spill out of the bustier. His face
probably would have boasted a scarlet hue were it not for the layers upon layers of caked makeup
covering anything remotely skin-like.
Cater snapped a picture, earning an even more humiliated reaction out of him.
“How do girls wear these things?” Ace asked, shifting the inserts into a more natural position.
“Not like they have much of a choice,” Cater chuckled. “But they’re usually heavier. At least, from
what I hear. Not like I’d know personally.”
“Don’t talk about her like that.” Cater smiled with a sugar-free sweetness. “I’m sure the makeup
department could cover up any poorly-timed marks you have.”
He audibly gulped, mouth snapping shut. The shock gave way to visible curiosity as his brows
furrowed. “Aren’t you supposed to be wearing some, too?”
“Vil-san just added extra padding. I told him I didn’t want to look super girly, and he was fine with
it.” He added in a laugh, “he said I’d probably steal the show from Yuu-chan with how good I’d
look, so win-win!”
Ace balked. “That was an option ?”
“Not for you,” he replied with innocence. “I’m not the one who pissed him off.”
He grumbled under his breath, shooting him a side glance as he turned away.
Cater’s costume definitely had some liberties taken with it. He had made it clear to Vil how much
he didn’t want to look super feminine or cutesy, which he complied to. Instead, he wore a gentle
and sweet shade of low-rise purple pants akin to boho style with some sequin on the outermost
sheen. The top was something like a blouse, but with more intentional style to it. His ginger hair
was pulled half-back with the tied section being styled into the shape of a lily. His makeup was
simple in concept yet efficient at exaggerating his features- primarily his eyes. Silver earrings
pierced his ears to add some extra sparkle.
Honestly, Ace was still envious of how relaxed the apparel was- at least compared to whatever he
was wearing.
Leona choked on air. He immediately pounded his fist to his chest to try and recover his breath.
Azul had no pity for the man and watched him suffer. Yuu, having a heart, pat his back.
“Who’s Sophie?”
“She’s the first cousin of the Empress,” Azul answered evenly. “ And Vlad’s ex.”
“She was a mistake .” He shot him a glare.
“That’s not how I remember it.” He tilted his head back for those silvery blue eyes to peer down at
him with a haughty shine.
Yuu looked between the two men. “Wait a second. I thought we were seeing the Empress .”
“Nobody can get an audience with the Dowager Empress without Sophie’s approval,” Azul
explained.
“ Nothing makes that woman happy,” Leona scoffed with an evident eye-roll, ears flat.
“I can’t lie!” Yuu stopped in her tracks. Sure, I may look the part, but lie ?”
“You don’t know it’s a lie,” Azul reasoned. “It’s just one extra step to finding out who you are.
Wouldn’t you rather be turned down by Sophie than waste the Empress’ time?“
“I don’t know-“
She gave him a skeptical look before slowly making her way to him. He gestured to over the bridge
crossing a small river. “What do you see?”
“Or self-esteem,” he quipped just as tonelessly. “I see a young woman with attitude who,
occasionally, can put people in their place with more regality than most dukes and duchesse her
age. And believe me, I’d know. I’ve known my fair share of royalty.”
Yuu whipped her head to him, looking him up and down. “Wait, seriously? You ?”
Azul stood at Yuu’s other side. “There is nothing left for you back there. Everything is in Paris,
Anya.”
Yuu stared at him before sighing. “Well, then teach me, uh, me.”
An unreadable smile stretched across Azul’s face as he pried himself from the wood railing. “You
were born at a palace by the sea.”
“Rode on horseback when you were three,” Leona added, following his lead. “A white one.”
“You made faces and terrorized the cooks,” the octopus added in a laugh.
The lion’s tail flicked. “You have no idea. But you’d settle right back down once your dad shot you
a look.”
Epel snuck into the audience from the back. He had long since slipped out of the costume Vil had,
and wasn’t required for curtain call- not that he wanted any recognition. Like at all. No, thanks.
Luckily, Deuce saved him a seat.
“It’s been a long time since I’ve heard Azul-san’s natural voice,” Jade mused softly.
Deuce was far more entranced by Yuu’s sweet voice to disagree. Epel would agree with him,
though. The two were quiet, allowing the melodic tone lull them with the merry beat.
“I bought you a dress.” Azul’s voice was softer than normal. Folded over his arm was a long
flowing fabric piece of a mint color.
“The circus,” she answered without missing a beat. “I think it’s still in here.”
Yuu nodded before walking offstage. There was an awkward silence between Leona and Azul.
Yuu stepped out from the wing wearing the simple mint dress, her hair tied back by a white ribbon
into a loose ponytail. The dress itself had a band around the waist to highlight her girlish figure and
slender legs, matched with black two-inch heels.
“Perfect,” Leona decided. “Now you look the part. Can you dance?”
Yuu stared. “ Dance ?” She hesitated. “I’m not, uh, very good.”
Leona nudged him forward with his shoulder, effectively feeding him to the wolves. “I’ll count.”
Azul didn’t let his surprise show, instead hesitantly putting an arm around Yuu’s waist. The other
hand gently enclasped hers. Steady blue eyes met her wide ones.
“One,” the lion counted. The two took a step.
Yuu bumped chests with him. He flinched at the contact. His eyes flicked to Leona.
She looked down at their feet, fixing her grip. Azul only watched as she got herself comfortable.
Leona started counting again.
“It looked nice on the mannequin, but it looks even better on you.” His smile was gentle and easy,
yet not as plastic as before. “Anya, I-“
His mouth formed into a line, a sadness settling into his eyes. “You’re doing fine.”
“Kinda weird seeing the boss like this,” Floyd commented, finishing a brownie.
“About what?”
“Azul-san’s withdrawal.”
He hummed to himself, arms folded behind his head as he leaned back. “I dunno. Kinda hard not to
notice, right? Azul-san’s emotions are kinda loud.”
“Loud?”
“Anya, no !”
Azul’s arms wrapped around Yuu, pulling her to his chest and clutching her tight. The panic in
those silver pools of his was like the rushing waves of a stormy sea. His white knuckles told
everyone the fear he harbored. If he let go, she might disappear and plunge herself into the icy
depths below. A heartbreaking sob broke out of Yuu.
“What are you talking about?” Azul’s hands hold her shoulders firm, willing his voice steady to no
avail.
Azul forced himself to breathe. “It was a nightmare. You’re safe now.”
Yuu’s labored breathing kept up in choppy waves. She desperately searched his face for some sign
that he wasn’t lying- that it wasn’t a con. Azul’s heart broke at the sight. He tugged off his gloves
and held her hands firmly in his grip.
Beau grabbed his arm. “Easy, sir! This is no time to lose your head!”
He huffed, running a hand through his hair. “You’re right. I’m calm, I’m heartless -“ he paused.
“Sir?”
“In p-person?” Beau stammered. “Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
“You know what they say,” he crooned. “If you want something done right, do it yourself!”
“So be it.” He spun around with a wickedly blissful grin on his face. “I have fond memories of
Paris! And killing the last Romanov will be the crowning jewel of it all!”
“I think Yuu-chan’s doing wonderfully!” He cheerily proclaimed. “And everyone else, too.”
“Leave him be,” Lilia insisted. “We can wake him after intermission.”
“This Anya-san character will have to say goodbye to Dimitri-san and Vlad-san once she’s
reunited, yes?” Malleus’ expression, as always, was unreadable. “What will happen at the end?”
A melancholic gentleness rested in his scarlet eyes. “Why don’t we wait and see?”
Yuu stopped in her tracks, her hands fumbling with the other. “What if Sophie doesn’t recognize
me?”
“She will,” Azul assured, gently offering a gloved hand. “You’re Anastasia.”
“It’s just that,” she paused to muster up some additional courage, “three days ago I didn’t have any
past - and now I’m trying to remember a whole lifetime .”
Azul didn’t dignify the remark with a response, opting to knock on the door. Leona blinked at the
opening panel before pivoting away on his heel.
His ears slowly lowered before he turned to face him properly, a hand on his hip and his head
cocked to the side. “Sophie Stanislovskievna Somorkov-Smirnoff,” he rattled off listlessly.
Cater leaned against the door frame, arms folded and head tilted back to look ‘down’ on the much
taller man. “This is unexpected. And unwelcome.”
“I don’t want to be here any more than you want me here,” he growled.
“Hello, again, Miss Sophie,” Azul greeted with his signature business smile.
The tension was not eased, but Cater was definitely more civil. “Hello, Dimitri.”
“May I present to you the Grand Duchess Anastasia?” He proposed, bowing slightly and elegantly
gesturing to the stiff Yuu.
Cater leaned into her face, looking her dead in the eye. She didn’t flinch, only slowly unfurling at
the weight. “She certainly does look the part.” He stepped aside. “Come in, then. You, too,
furball.”
“Thank you, treasure ,” Leona sneered back as he followed the other two inside.
“A gentleman would have warned me,” Cater sighed dramatically, caressing his cheek as self-
comfort. “I have no tea.”
“That’s quite alright, Miss Sophie,” Azul assured with a sunny smile. “But please, do cross-
examine her.”
“Always so straight to the point.” Cater sat across from Yuu. “Where were you born?”
Amusement sparkled in Cater’s green eyes. “Finally, indulge me for a moment. How did you
escape the siege?”
Leona ran an anxious hand through his hair, lurching forward in his seat. Azul’s eyes snapped
wide, all hope draining from his face. It was over.
Yuu was still and quiet for a moment before speaking. “There was a boy who worked in the
palace.”
Azul flinched.
Slow, silver eyes slunk to her with an unreadable expression. The audience hushed to a deafening
silence.
“Are you impressed with our Anastasia?” Leona asked with a flick of the tail and unsure smirk.
“Surprisingly, yes,” Cater scoffed with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Looks like you can come up
with something good after all.”
His ears flattened at the grin, eyes squinting to prevent a roll. “Will you take her to see the
Empress?”
“I would if I could,” Cater sighed, shifting his weight onto his hip. “She has refused to see any
more girls.”
He turned to leave. Leona grabbed his wrist. Cater’s eyes widened in surprise, mouth slightly
agape.
“Sophie, please .” His voice came out forceful- a weak and desperate plea.
There was a tense moment between the two. Leona never begged. He wasn’t a kitten shrunk on
stage by his own despair, but a desperate man begging the person he had lost the love for.
“Ballet Russe.” Cater’s voice broke the silence. “That’s the Russian ballet. She’ll be there tonight.”
Leona loosed the breath he didn’t know he was holding. “ Thank you.”
Jack awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck. “Cater-senpai and Leona-senpai have been acting like
this for weeks.”
The upbeat number boasting of Paris’ romantic liveliness faded into a somber night. Azul sat alone
on a stone bench, a single red rose between his fingers. Leona yawned as he sat beside him. They
said nothing to each other, choosing to process the events of the past few days.
Azul was the one to break the silence. “She’s the princess.” His words were simple, but carried a
heavy burden.
“You don’t know.” He shook his head soberly, not meeting his gaze in the least. “I was the boy
who opened the wall.” He managed a bittersweet smile, twisted with pain. “She’s the real thing,
Vlad.”
There was a beat before Leona could find the words to respond. He desperately searched Azul’s
face for any semblance of a joke. It felt wrong seeing him so blunt and brutal. “I don’t see a
problem here. We found the heir to the throne, and you-“
“Will walk out of her life forever,” he finished. “Princesses don’t marry kitchen boys.” The flower
fell to the ground without a sound as he stood. “We’re going through with this like nothing has
changed.”
Leona groaned, rising to a stand. “You’re going to regret that. At least tell her-“
The two men shut their mouths immediately. Yuu wore an attractive black dress that clung to her
curves, subtle though they were, and highlighted her smooth, mile-long legs with the slit in the
skirt. Her hair was pulled back into a bun, two butterfly wing-shaped earrings dangling from her
ears matched with a similarly styled choker. Her eyeliner was much more defined into wings,
adding extra pop to her warm eyes. The sequin on the dress wasn’t as plain as Cater’s clothing, but
interwoven into the fabric with intention like intricate patterns toward the end. Painted on her lips
was an alluring rouge lipstick.
Sharp whistles broke through the silence from the audience. What no one knew was that the cast
themselves were seeing this for the first time. Azul’s jaw dropped. Leona’s eyes were wide and
fixed onto her.
“You clean up nice,” Leona agreed with a nod. “Are you nervous?”
“Dimitri, I-“ she paused. “Look, we’ve been through a lot together. I just wanted to thank you.”
Azul’s bittersweet smile burned on his face. “It is my pleasure. Anya I-“ he faltered. “Good luck.”
He let go.
He said nothing.
Vil sat across from the door which Azul entered. He had a sense of refinement about him despite
the old age he was portraying. He aged like a fine wine.
Azul offered him his business smile. “I accept your gratitude, Your Highness. But I don’t want the
money.”
Vil’s fingers curled beneath his chin, curiosity glittering in his eye. “Then what would you like?”
“You’re that boy.” Vil’s voice stopped him. “The servant boy who saved both me and my
granddaughter. You saved our lives, and returned her to me even after all this time, and yet you
desire nothing?”
“Not anymore.” His voice wasn’t above a whisper.
Azul left without another word, finding Leona outside the door. “You’re making a mistake.” His
bluntness didn’t phase him at all.
“This is the one thing I’m doing right.” The argument was flat, as was his resolve.
“I wonder how the boss feels playing himself,” Floyd commented absentmindedly.
“Sounds boring. I’d rather go wild, y’know? Like the evil guy.”
Yuu caught her breath, desperately clinging onto Azul’s coat. Her makeup was marred by dried
tears. “I thought you were going to St. Petersburg.”
“I was.” He didn’t say anything about his equally tight grip on her shoulders.
“I couldn’t.”
“ Why ?” Yuu demanded, desperation evident in her rattling voice. She was gasping for an air only
he could give her.
Azul’s white knuckles fell to her hands. He caressed her skin with his. “Because I couldn’t-“ his
right hand found her jaw. “I couldn’t bear the idea of you becoming just like everything else- a
means to get by.” His mouth opened, then closed. “You’re my Paris, Anya. There’s nothing left for
me anywhere else.”
Yuu’s eyes broke with tears as Azul kissed her. A gentle sweetness was shared between them that
only they could know. He wanted to savor the feeling, so it wouldn’t become a faded memory or
like a forgotten photograph in a museum somewhere at the bottom of the ocean.
For Dimitri, it was his beginning. As for Azul? This was his kiss goodbye.
“She’s sick?”
Chapter Notes
“She’s probably sleeping in,” Ace reasoned. “She did work her butt off for the show.”
He hummed, taking a sip of his chocolate milk. “I was wanting to see her before winter break.”
Without missing a beat, Deuce mercilessly deadpanned, “I wasn’t the one in a dress.”
Ace’s palms slammed on the table as he jolted out of his seat. “That was a one time thing!”
“No one asked you, cat.” Ace whipped his head to glare daggers at the feline.
He snickered, getting a tuna bagel (however he managed to convince any chef to create such an
abomination was a mystery) and sitting down next to Deuce at the table.
“It’s kinda weird having no classes, huh?” the ginger hummed. “I can finally relax!”
“I can’t wait to see Mom again,” Deuce admitted with a small smile.
“Oh yeah, that reminds me. Grim, are you going with Yuu-chan to Sunset Savannah?”
Grim slouched onto the table with a whine. “I don’t know if she’s even going anymore.”
His ears flattened sadly. “She couldn’t even get out of bed this morning without puking her guts out
or eat anything.”
“She’s sick?”
And with that, he dialed a number and stepped away from the table.
“Is she, um,” Deuce stumbled gracelessly, “having girl-problems?” He finally managed in a rushed
whisper.
Grim’s ear flicked in confusion. “Do human girls have that kind of problem?”
Deuce gave up, choosing to sulk with his red face buried in his arms. Ace thankfully returned to his
seat. “Azul-senpai’s fine, so whatever she’s got she probably didn’t get it from him. Does anyone
else know she’s sick?”
His blue eyes narrowed into an irritated glare. “I don’t keep tabs on my minion all the time.”
Ace cocked a brow. “But have you told anyone?”
“Hold on a second-“ Ace stuck a bun in his mouth. “‘M comfin’ t’.”
Pain bore into the back of Yuu’s eyes with the relentlessness of a whack-a-mole mallet. Her
stomach boiled with nausea and churned with sickening pain. Her body was too hot, yet too cold
all the same. Even with an emptied stomach, the bucket at the bedside begged to differ. Food.
Common mistake.
Yuu only groaned in response as a familiar ginger walked in with a plastic bag hung on his arm.
“Big brother is here to rescue you!”
Those bright green eyes warmed with sympathy as he lowered his voice even more. “Oof, I can
imagine. I brought you some stuff. Think you can sit up?”
Yuu groaned as she stacked what felt like a ton upright. She was a fairly lithe person. Why did she
feel so heavy ?
“Drink this.” Cater plucked out a bottle of- she squinted- juice ? “Can’t have you dry up. Not a cute
look. 0/10 would not recommend. Rehydration nation has pulled into the station.”
She offered a twitch of a smile as she took the bottle. Her fingers did not want to unscrew the tiny
plastic lid. Did it not know its sole purpose in not-life was to open ? Bottles were not liquid prisons.
She huffed a pout as Cater snorted and opened it for her. She mumbled a tired thanks before putting
it to her mouth.
“How’s it taste?”
“Like blackberries.” She stared at the dark liquid. Definitely better than anything from her world
could make. Maybe it was kinda like a sports drink?
“So I grabbed the right one? That’s good.” He smiled. “It was right next to the lemon. I was in
such a rush after I got your text, I was worried I got the wrong one.”
He chuckled. “Didn’t think so. Bet the tummy feels sour, though.”
She shot him a look. He chuckled lightly as he scanned her head with a thermometer. “Yikes.
You’re hot.”
She shot him a loose pair of finger guns, paired with an exhausted, half-lidded look. Cater stifled
laughter. Noise is bad! Noise is painful! Must distract himself!
“You’re going to feel worse if you don’t get something on your stomach. If you hurl, I’ll clean it.”
She pulled the blanket up to her chest in a sleepy pout. “But that’s gross .”
He shrugged. “I don’t mind, for reals. If it makes you feel better though, I could always Split
myself.”
She shook her head rapidly, a hand flying to his. She nearly tumbled out of the bed by the sudden
jerk. Cater’s arms reflexively opened for impact. It never came. Instead, those clammy hands of
hers held onto his with a desperate tightness weakened by her illness. So, in a word, not tight.
“No Magic. Blot is bad.”
Cater stared at her for a moment before rubbing a thumb over the back of her hand with a soft
smile. Right. Trauma sucks. “Okay. No Magic. Can I at least make you soup? Cater-nii’s special
recipe.”
She loosened her already fragile grip. “It’s not spicy, is it?”
She slowly nodded before grimacing. Cater’s heart just broke seeing her in so much pain. He
pulled out another blackberry drink for her bedside table as he walked to the kitchen. “If you need
me, text me, ‘kay?”
Poor Yuu. Cater felt a bit conflicted and guilty, but seeing her like this was kinda adorable. She
was like a toddler.
‘ Adorable ’, he echoed hollowly to himself. The word left a bitter taste in his mouth and made
something in his chest twist. It was an innocent word most would consider flattering. And yet, it
felt like a burden on his heart. It felt insincere with how often it was used, and how it was an
unreachable expectation for him.
But his sisters weren’t like Yuu. Their sweetness was like a sugar-free sensation. The more you ate
it, the more it tastes like plastic. The more you notice how coarse the sandy granules instead of
being a delicate powder. Yuu was more genuine- more pure. She was the perfect definition of cute.
He just hoped that one day he could tell her that without the words tasting so vile.
Cater walked in with a plastic bowl and cup of water. Yuu had long since finished the other
blackberry beverage. Her skin was still a ghostly pale, but at least there was some color in her
cheeks. “I bring soup!”
Yuu hummed a thanks before slowly eating the soup. The spoon dropped into the bowl. She stared
with a puffy-cheeked pout.
Yuu shook her head, setting the spoon aside before drinking it slowly.
“Cater-nii,” she whined as she set down the half-empty bowl. “‘M cold.”
“Don’t have no more,” she whimpered. “‘Cept Ruggie-kun’s. Don’t want the weight.”
He nodded. “Fair. We need to get you more blankets. Want me to see if Trey-kun can drop some
off?”
“No,” she huffed. “Don’t want anyone else to see me like this.”
A sense of pride bloomed warmly in his chest. She trusted him with this. Not anyone else. Just
him. He found himself smiling. “Well, how about body heat? We can snuggle!”
Her eyes lit up with interest, before they dulled with a shake of her head. “You’ll get sick.”
She felt gross. He wouldn’t lie about it. But he didn’t mind. She didn’t need to be cute for him, and
he didn’t need to be for her.
“Hey, Yuu?” He murmured softly. She like the way his chest hummed in her ear.
“Hm?”
“I love you.”
“You need a break, Ambrose-kun.” Divus’ voice lacked any bite, yet plain in urgency.
“She’s sick.” He leaned back in his chair. “The Blight’s getting to her. She was able to regurgitate
a portion of it, but it’s still in her system at a dangerous level. She can’t leave like this.”
“I don’t see how that warrants you staying here for winter break.” He combed a hand through his
hair. “You’re getting some more gray in you. You need a break.”
“She won’t . With most of the pups gone, there won’t be much Magic anyway. All that buildup
should start dying down, with what you’ve told me.”
He ran a hand through his fluffy hair. “You’re not going to let me stay behind, are you?”
His lip quirked in a smirk. “I will drag you out on a leash if I must.”
He didn’t doubt that. “Fine. I’ll go. Not like I live too far from campus, anyway.”
“And we have Mirrors,” he agreed. “And she has a phone. If she needs you, I’m sure she’ll call. If
it makes you feel any better, you could have one of the students pup-sit.”
Veprl met his gaze firmly. “I’m not leaving her to the Octavinelle boys. Not after that whole
contract fiasco.”
Divus barked a laugh. “Of course not. From what I understand, the Scarabia pups are staying here,
too, of their own accord.”
His brows furrowed. Okay, but why? Al-asim loves the holidays.
“So you want me to have her stay with them? Won’t that add more to Viper-kun?”
“Here’s my idea. Have Yuu-chan stay with Scarabia. The entire dorm is staying for break, so if
something were to go awry, someone would contact either me or you. You could even leave
medicine with Viper-kun- he is rather meticulous. Ashengrotto-kun is diligent, as well, so you
could give him some just in case. You don’t need to worry about Dire-kun, either, since he’ll be on
vacation.”
“You know how that Al-asim-kun is,” he chuckled lightly. “If we explain the situation, he’ll insist
on prioritizing her. And she’s low maintenance. I think that’s a rather easy load for Viper-kun,
wouldn’t you say?”
There was a pause, before the nurse slowly responded. “I’m not going to explain the Blight thing to
Al-asim. He’s a good kid, but he’s a bit too much of an open book. I don’t need anyone panicking.”
Ace burst out laughing. “A beach shirt in the summer! He’s totally going south!”
Deuce cringed. “He’s definitely not hiding it, huh.”
“How rude,” the headmaster chided. “This is no vacation for a hard worker such as myself. I’m
expanding my knowledge in the southern regions during this winter break.”
Ace looked him up-and-down slowly with a judgmental cock of a brow. Crowley boasted a floral
button-up and a pair of board shorts. They popped with color unlike the nature of his benevolent
heart. “Sure.”
Grim growled lowly. “Yeah! You look like you’re ready for fun at any time!”
The headmaster gasped dramatically. “What are you implying? This is the fashion in those
regions!“ He hummed contentedly, running his fingers over the rim of the white hat coyly.
“Escaping the winter cold, splashing in the southern seas, drinking coconut juice while relaxing in
a hammock-“ he laughed. “I wasn’t thinking of having such an elegant vacation for myself!”
“Alright, alright!” Ruggie’s voice cut through the bustling crowd. “Stop standing in the middle of
the road! Outta the way!”
The familiar hyena split through the mass of people with a cooler in-tow and several insulated
bags, matching with that bright and cheeky smile of his.
“Shishishi,” he snickered. “All this will be gone in an instant once the neighborhood brats get
ahold of it.” He hoisted one of the bags onto his shoulder. “I have to make sure Granny eats well
during the holidays, y’know?”
“I’m sure they’ll love it,” Yuu chimed in from her blanket shawl.
Ace jumped back. “Yuu-chan? What are you doing here? I thought you were sick!”
“I’m just feeling woozy today,” she assured with a wobbly smile. “Veprl-sensei said I’m not
contagious, don’t worry.”
“Thanks for seeing us off.” Ruggie beamed. “I gotta hit the road before the frozen stuff start to
melt.
“See ya next year, Ruggie-kun.” She smiled and offered a quick wave. He high-fived it lightly
before stepping through the Mirror.
“I heard there are a lot of poor families around his hometown,” Jack answered, walking into the
room. His hands were occupied with an impressive spread of spiky succulents. “That’s why he
takes the leftover stuff from the kitchen and gives it to the neighborhood kids.”
Ace stared at the platter. “Why’re you carrying all those plants? You trying to be a gardener now?”
He shifted his weight to show off the spread. “They’re cacti I’m raising. They’re tough, but I don’t
want to kill them by not watering them during this long break, y’know?” He picked up a small pot
from the back. “This is for you, Yuu-chan. Happy early Christmas- or whatever you celebrate.”
She blinked at the ribbed green leaves. They smelled really nice- relaxing even. “Peppermint?”
Yuu offered a smile. “It’s perfect. Thank you, Jack-kun. I’ll give you your present once you’re
back, ‘kay?”
“It’s a custom thing, I think,” the wolf replied. “Giving prey to those weaker than themselves is
hyena policy.”
Leona huffed as he trudged in. “The idea of being surrounded by kids makes me shudder. One
kid’s bad enough.”
Yuu offered a teasing smirk. “You have something you’re not telling us, Leona-senpai?”
He shot her a glare. She burst into giggles, leaning against the nearby Ace for support.
“I wish.” He sighed. “They’ll just bug me more if I don’t, so I’m going home.”
“You don’t have anything on you,” Ace pointed out. “What are you bringing?”
Genuine confusion crossed his features. “I have my wallet and phone. I got enough stuff at home.”
The lion snorted. “I’ll do it when I get back. Holidays are for relaxing, remember?” He offered a
two-fingered salute. “See ya omnivores later.” He stepped through the Mirror.
“If only he could put in the effort,” Jack lamented solemnly. “He obviously does well when he
tries. You two don’t slack off, though, ya hear?”
“There’s Mr. Diligent again,” Ace grumbled. “Sure, sure. See ya next year.”
“Alright, freshies~!” Cater sang. “Be careful not to be like that overgrown kitten, ‘kay?”
Trey followed behind. “Remember that Riddle-kun will have your head if you don’t do your
homework.”
Cater sighed forlornly, rubbing the back of his neck. “I’m a little anxious about going home, too.
I’m sure both of my big sisters will be home. I’m definitely going to be worked to the bone. I
wanna stay here with you, Yun-Yun, or even at Trey-kun’s!”
Trey chuckled lightly. “I don’t mind, but I’ll work you to the bone, too. Winter’s a busy time for a
cake shop.”
The petite ginger tilted his head with a hum. “If you’re going to talk, please do so by the walls.”
“Are you going to be okay, Riddle-senpai?” Yuu asked. “With your mom?”
Riddle stared at her with those pale eyes of his, wide with surprise. “I don’t believe I’ve ever told
you of my home life. Have I?”
“I must have let it slip,” Trey decided with a shrug. “I’m not allowed to visit your house, Riddle-
kun, so I won’t be able to bring you Christmas cake.” He put a firm hand on his shoulder. “But
come and visit the cake shop any time, okay? Chenya’s definitely going to come, too.”
A fond smile and warmth melted in his eyes. “Thank you. I want to try and talk with my mother,
even if it’s just a little, but I’m not sure if she’ll listen.”
His brow furrowed, as if he had more to say. He gave a nod. “Good luck.”
A voice crooned. “What’s this~? Goldfish doesn’t want to go home? Then just don’t! We aren’t
going home either, so you should just stay at school with us!”
Riddle scrambled behind Yuu, who opened one arm and covered him with a blanket-wing. “What
do you want out of the blue? Could you not barge into things you know nothing about? It’s
unpleasant!”
Jade hummed, following behind his brother in a sling. “He’s right. You shouldn’t be sticking your
neck into others’ business. Let them come to you.”
“ Why ?” Floyd’s lip stuck out in a pout. “Jade, I’m bored of the same ol’ faces we get stuck with
over the holidays! I’m sure Azul-san would let me keep a Goldfishie since he’s so tiny!”
Riddle stepped out with an indignant glare. “Care to repeat what you just said? You sure have some
nerve to say that about the head of Heartslabyul. I’ll have your head!”
“Calm down, Riddle,” Trey agreed calmly. “You’re letting him get under your skin again.”
“You guys aren’t going home because of the ice, right?” Yuu asked.
“Living under the sea comes with its own troubles, I guess,” Trey lamented.
Riddle stamped his foot to the floor. “I would never spend New Year’s with the likes of you!” He
turned on the firm heel. “I’ll take my leave. I wish you all a happy holidays.”
Riddle paused, hugged her, nodded to himself, then went through the Mirror.
Trey sighed. “I see you two are back to normal. I hope you guys don’t forget how to be students
over break. See you.” He waved and went through.
“I guess it’s time for me to leave, too.” Cater whipped out his phone and snapped a picture.
“#finaldayoffallterm #withfreshman #happynewyear #timeflieslol-“ his fingers were faster than
lightning. It was kinda dizzying. He slipped the device into his pocket. “Happy Holidays,
everyone!” He gave Yuu a tight squeeze and left.
Deuce checked the time. “We should probably go, too.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Ace sighed. “Hey, Yuu-chan. Feel free to text us, ‘kay?”
“Are you kidding? It wouldn’t be the same without you anyway.” He made a heart gesture with his
hand, cocking his head with a wink. He slipped through the mirror.
“My mom’s probably waiting,” Deuce sighed. He then offered a gentle smile. “But I can’t wait to
tell her about you, Yuu-chan.”
“Tell her I said hi.” She yawned. “And tell her about your discovery on eggs.”
“Yeah,” she stretched. “But I’ll be staying in Scarabia. I hear it’s warm there.”
Jade smirked. “Do come visit us sometime, though. We serve delicious hot chocolate perfect for
the season.”
“Sounds good!” Floyd cheered. “Well, see ya ‘round, Shrimpy-chan~!” The eel skipped out,
followed by the other.
“Kitchen,” was all Yuu responded with, as she shuffled away. It was only then that Grim noticed
the slippers.
Full-Coarse Meal
Chapter Notes
A toothy grin spread across Grim’s muzzle. His ears perked up and his eyes brightened at the
smell. “I hear the sound of a knife hitting a board and some juicy meat being fried!” His nose
twitched excitedly. “And my nose is picking up something spicy!”
He offered a suspicious stare. “You said that you were just sleepy.”
She shrugged, and replied with about as sincereness as a falling anvil, “whoops.”
“Start defrosting the meat once the vegetables are roasted,” Jamil’s voice instructed. “Don’t forget
the nuts once the oil is hot enough.”
“Vice-Prefect,” Yuu recognized Beau’s voice, “will one teaspoon of spice work?”
The vice hummed to himself. “He prefers it a bit spicy. Add one more.”
“Hey, Jamil-senpai,” Yuu greeted as she leaned against the paralleling counter top.
His gray eyes went to the cat peering into some of the pots. He picked him up by the scruff, met
with swinging paws, before setting him down out of the way. “Hello again, Yuu-chan.”
“It’s always satisfying seeing hard work come to fruition,” he returned passively. “I see you forgot
me, though. It’s Jamil, Jamil Viper. I’m Scarabia’s Vice-Prefect.”
“It smells delicious!” Grim beamed. “I’ve never smelled anything like it!”
His tone was even with a vague aloofness. “It’s a traditional dish from the Land of Hot Sands.” He
paused. “Ah, right. Yuu-chan, how do you handle spice?”
His lip quirked into a smirk and grabbed a nearby spoon. “Try this.”
“Extremely.”
Yuu put it into her mouth, and was immediately met with a deep and earthy kind of spice. It had a
sweetness to it that she could get hints of, but she mostly cherished the alluring heat on her tongue.
“This is amazing .”
A sense of pride glittered in his cool gaze. “I’m glad you like it.”
“What’s in this?”
“If you ever have any you want to get rid of,” she pointed to him with the clean spoon, “hook me
up.”
Yuu watched as Jamil ordered the Scarabia students around the kitchen. He didn’t have the
elegance or authority Azul presented, but rather a more subtle supervision. He didn’t let anything
go unnoticed, but didn’t necessarily correct inconsequential errors- unless he imposed a task on
himself. He himself was meticulous on flavor, but not so much presentation. Grim was practically
salivating at the mingling aromas.
Yuu heard something clink in front or her. She didn’t even realize her eyes were closed. Jamil
offered a small smile, naturally dipped inward like a ‘v’. “I’ve heard you drink coffee more than
this, but I thought you’d might like this tea?”
She touched the clay mug with her fingers before glancing down at its chestnut color. It smelled
familiar, though she couldn’t quite place the spice. Lifting it to her lip, she breathed with a soft
smile, “chai.”
“So your old world has this, too,” Jamil mused curiously. “Do you like it?”
“I didn’t know Twisted Wonderland has this stuff.” She practically melted into the tea’s warmth.
“You make it just how I like it, too. Thank you, Jamil-senpai.”
“That would be nice, yes. But let’s prioritize your health. Speaking of, we’re taking all of this back
to Scarabia.”
“Just that cup. As for Grim, could you carry this plate? We can eat once we arrive.”
“Sounds like a yummy deal to me!” The cat cheered, snatching the covered plate from a nearby
student and following the small train of people out.
Yuu was slower to stand. “So why are you all here during the holidays, anyway?”
Jamil’s polite smile faltered with a hint of sadness. His cool, gray eyes were sullied with an ashen
somberness. “It’s a long story, I’m afraid.”
“It’s the prefect’s orders,” Beau interrupted in a sigh. “We can’t go home even if we want to.”
The vice glared daggers at the poor boy, who nearly dropped the platter he was carrying. “ Enough
,” he scolded sharply. “It’s our fault in the first place. The food will get cold with all this gossip.”
Jamil loosed a the steamy breath to relieve the unseen pressure that had been building. “It’s always
warm, despite the season. I’ve heard visitors say that it feels like the southern islands.”
“This sounds like paradise, minion! A warm, sunny place with all this food!”
Yuu hummed in response. Maybe, but the people don’t look so happy.
She stepped through the Mirror behind the vice.
Scarabia’s dorm was nothing like she expected. It felt like a world all its own, separated by the
vast, golden sea of sand blanketing the landscape. A bright sky stretched endlessly with only a few
breaths of clouds rippling the blue. Tall, ivory pillars with gold and ruby plating lined the courtyard
of the campus. The main building reminded Yuu of the Taj Mahal but with far more emphasis on
the bulbous shape of the roofs. Accents of periwinkle or a darker shade of faded blue splashed the
bolder hues of the buildings. Foliage was used sparingly, as Yuu only noticed the shrubbery
leading up the fountain in front of the palace.
“So this is what Scarabia looks like!” Grim exclaimed. “It’s so hot!”
Jamil chuckled. “It warms you up, doesn’t it? It’s not much farther to the lounge. Follow me.”
The room he led them to was far more open than Yuu expected. The style reminded her vaguely of
Leona’s room, but with far more extravagant decor such as the crimson translucent drapery
dangling from the ceiling. The sleek floors were pattered with patterned fabrics and rugs of various
colors, but primarily maroon. Individually unique lanterns were strung from the ceiling. The
summery air was complemented by a fragrant smell like incense.
Jamil clapped his hands. “We have a visitor! Everyone, play music to welcome them!”
Grim smiled delightedly, head tilting back with pride as the twang of instruments greeted them.
“An amazing sorcerer like me could get used to this!”
Yuu wasn’t feeling particularly hungry, instead opting for her tea. She did grab a golden bun-like
appetizer from the platter. She took her seat next to Grim on the carpet. Endless or not, she did not
want to burden them with her usually bottomless stomach.
The jangly sound of bangles entered the room. “What’s with the ruckus?”
Something somber settled in Jamil’s features. Yuu couldn’t quite place the dark look. There had to
be a word for it, right?
She had met Kalim before, if she was remembering correctly. His dorm uniform suited him far
better than the college’s, in her opinion. Wrapped around his head was a scarlet band tied into a
prominent bow, with blue-tipped macaw pinions sticking out. Fastened atop the band was an
accessory that looked like strung gold coins with ruby gems dividing the string. A thick, gold snake
coiled around his right arm overtop the detailed white design etched on his skin. Even more
jangling golden armlets and accessories fettered his person, including an angular choker-like
adjunct. A silky scarf hung off his neck loosely, though it looked anything but thermal. A similar
band swayed from his hips above his dark pants designed with a dismissible red flame pattern
toward the bottom. His black sandals showcased gilt scarab emblems. A long, sleeveless coat-like
piece silhouetted the entire look, and was finished off with caution-tape like binding screaming the
dorm name.
The house warden beamed. “You’re finally here! Welcome, Yuu-chan and Grim, to Scarabia!
Thanks for coming!” He put a fist to his chest. “I’m Kalim Al-Asim, Scarabia’s prefect! It’s our
first time meeting, right?”
“No, it isn’t.” Jamil sighed incredulously. “Grim set your butt on fire during the ceremony, and
they talked to us about the whole Spelldrive incident.”
He blinked before laughing it off. “Sorry ‘bout that! I’m not really good at remembering people’s
faces-“ he paused before waving his hand nonchalantly, still beaming, “-don’t take that the wrong
way, please! It’s nice to meet you, though! Even for a second time!”
“Nice to meet you again, too, Kalim-senpai. Thanks for having us.”
“The pleasure is all mine!” He insisted earnestly. He took a seat on the carpet, leaning over a
platter on one of the low tables. “The food looks delicious as usual! Any trouble making it, Jamil?”
“Just the usual.” He sat across from him at an angle. “There’s nothing dangerous on the plates, so
you can rest assured. I’ve checked for poison, too.”
Jamil explained with ease. “Kalim is the sole heir to the Asim family of the Land of Hot Sands, so
it’s not unlikely that someone will target his life.”
“People used to!” Kalim answered cheerily, as if the direness of the scenario didn’t occur to him.
“Jamil started checking my food about four years ago after I fell into that two-week coma!”
Jamil stared at Kalim passively, devoid of any sort of readable emotion. “You’re safe because we
check the food.”
Kalim met his even gaze with bright scarlet eyes. “And anything you make is safe, too! You’d
never poison me!”
He scoffed with a hint of a smirk, leaning back on his palms. “Why state something so obvious?”
Magic Carpet Ride
Chapter Notes
I never noticed how wonky the pacing in this arc was before. Hindsight is 20/20.
Should have included this bit in the last chapter. Whoops. Writing block is real, folks.
We’re getting to the “fun” part next chapter.
Grim collapsed next to Yuu, pot-belly-up. “I couldn’t eat another bite even if I wanted to.”
“It was delicious, Kalim-senpai,” Yuu agreed. “I’m sorry I couldn’t eat more.”
“So why are you guys staying for the holidays anyway?” Grim asked.
Kalim’s sunny eyes seemed to cloud a bit, almost in a sleepy sort of way. “Ah, we didn’t place
during exams or Spelldrive, y’know? That’s why I suggested we have extra practice over break.“
Jamil lifted his cup to his mouth. “We’re thinking of holding study sessions and Magic practice
everyday starting at six in the morning during the break.”
The cat all but screeched, “ six ? That doesn’t sound like a break to me! Holidays are for break-
you can always do homework after! That’s what Leona -senpai says!”
“You do have a point.” Kalim’s eyes brightened a bit, like candlelight breaking through dense fog.
“My dad does say, ‘Work with all you’ve got, and then play harder!’ Maybe being a little carefree
is a good idea.”
Kalim raised his gold goblet. “I’ve decided, Jamil! Let’s take a break tomorrow like planned. We
can send the students back tomorrow!”
Jamil’s hand stopped midair, cup in hand. His half-lidded eyes widened ever so slightly, lip subtly
quirked into a hint of a frown. “Eh?”
“I’ll tell them all about this decision later at dinner.” He beamed proudly. “Jamil, tell everyone not
to be absent!”
His mouth formed into a line, those cool grays hardened into steel. His tone was uncompromised.
“I’ll do that.”
He’s easily persuaded , Yuu thought to herself with a slightly amused smirk.
“I’ll tour you around Scarabia!” The prefect declared. “I have something I want to show you- so
much actually!”
“You’re our guest,” he assured with a small, polite smile. “But thank you anyway.”
“Not much is better than a full belly and a good nap for you, huh?” The house warden guffawed. “I
like exercising after, but to each their own!”
Yuu watched as Jamil slunk to what she presumed to be some sort of kitchen, platters and emptied
spreads stacked neatly atop each other. How he managed to carry all of them without dropping a
single dish was impressive. Kalim stood and started guiding Grim down a covered outer pathway.
Yuu, however, stood and followed Jamil.
As she suspected, the back room did house a kitchen. It was smaller than the open concept in Night
Raven College’s main building, which was probably why the dorm made the trip there instead. The
color scheme was more copper than gold, but wasn’t extravagantly paneled unlike the rest of the
campus. The object of importance was the elaborate spice display organized in pantry pull-outs on
either side beneath the stove. Canisters of dry goods were lodged into a built-in shelf of sorts that
could be easily removed for restocking or convenience. Jamil was busying himself by the sink,
scrubbing dishes.
“And leave you to all the work? I can at least help a little bit. I’m feeling better now that I’ve eaten
something.” She smiled cheekily for emphasis. “I’ll catch up with them later.”
He wasn’t convinced, but didn’t protest. He instead kept to the task at hand. “You can dry.”
“You got it.” She grabbed the dishtowel he gestured to. “So why don’t you ask one of the other
Scarabia kids to help you?”
“I have to carefully monitor everything that would come into contact with Kalim.” He passed off a
plate. “There are plenty of people who would benefit from his death.”
“It’s like a whole new world,” Yuu hummed, letting the wind toy with her hair. No one paid any
mind to the death grip she had on the Carpet.
“It’s nice being above it all, huh? It makes me forget even the smallest of troubles.” He leaned
back on his palms. His hair practically glowed like white sand, his warm skin caressed by cold
moonlight. His scarlet eyes had a far-off look to them. “Though Jamil tells me that I worry too
much sometimes. I wish he’d take it a little easy, too.”
She stared. So he’s like Cater-nii? She paused, humming. But if Jamil-senpai’s a servant by blood,
I get why he may want to let Kalim-kun worry less. Defeats his purpose, I guess.
“I think Grim fell asleep,” Kalim laughed, pointing to the cat curled in her lap.
She returned a light chuckle. “Cool breeze and a warm lap? Oh yeah, definitely.”
“I can’t blame him!” He smiled. “Looks like it’s just you and me, then!“
“Hopefully I’m not too boring,” she jested.
“Not at all! You’re super cool.” He nodded firmly to himself. “I saw you in that play, by the way!
You were amazing!”
Kalim’s warm palm took Yuu’s as she stepped off the carpet onto the balcony. Or tried to, at least.
She tripped.
Steady arms caught her as she stumbled off, hands landing on her forearms. She quickly noted the
scent of sweet spice- cinnamon and sugar if she had to compare it to something. So he’s shorter
than me.
“I’m so glad you liked it.” He beamed. “Too bad Grim fell asleep! He’ll miss dinner.”
Footsteps pattered toward the two. The shadow melted off Jamil’s figure as he was cloaked with
the moonlight. He let loose a breath he was holding. “Kalim, you’re finally back.”
He blinked innocently back at him. “Were you looking for me, Jamil?”
“ Yes .” He sighed. “There’s something I want to confirm before dinner. May I speak to you?”
“Yeah, sure! Can I walk Yuu-chan back to the lounge first? This place is easy to get lost in if you
don’t know where you’re going.”
“I’ll save you two a seat.” She brushed past the two and quickly found Beau standing outside. Like.
Scarily quickly. She nearly ran straight into him.
His purple eyes lit up. “Hey, Yuu-chan! How was your flight?”
“Stressed.” He chuckled nervously. “It’s nice seeing Kalim-san in such a good mood, though.”
“Jamil-senpai thinks he’s starting to buckle under the pressure.” He shrugged. “He’s super moody.
One minute he’s fine, and the next? He’s super angry at us! For no reason!”
Kalim-kun? Yeah. No way she could imagine that. “Are we talking about the same guy?”
“Yeah.” He bit his lip, brow tensed in worry and hands anxiously fumbling in place. “It gets kinda
intense.”
“Sounds stressful.”
He nodded stiffly.
Does he think I hate touch or something? “I wouldn’t offer if I didn’t want to.”
An unsure whimper escaped him, clearly wrestling with the idea. He sighed, twisted his eyes shut,
before wrapping his arms around her in an embrace. “Thank you, Yuu-chan.”
She gently rubbed his back. “Any time.” She paused. “Actually, just ask me first.”
“Can do,” he chuckled, releasing her. “You’re probably starving, huh? Let’s get to the lounge.”
Food actually does sound good . She smirked. “Sounds like a plan.”
He chuckled at that gluttonous grin, leading her down to the main centre.
The chill of the summery night was cozied warmly by the steam of fresh entrees and warm drinks.
The tempered tap of spice wafted through the air, complemented with earthier aromas. Metal cups
held dark liquids. Yuu wondered if they were some sort of dark-roasted coffee. It was too late for
that kind of caffeine, she decided. Flat breads suspiciously similar to naan was bundled in open
baskets with types of curry available for individual taste. There were other dishes, too, that caught
her interest. Contained in a copper-colored metallic pot was a similar color thickness strikingly
similar to dal makhani. Scarabia students were bustling on the floor around the low tables, eagerly
waiting for Kalim to arrive. Some had served themselves, but refused to touch it until the prefect
arrived. Yuu played it safe and took a seat beside Beau, empty plate in hand.
“At least the Spelldrive practice wasn’t so bad?” A third offered with a shrug.
A hand landed on his muscular shoulder. “I think you got sorted into the wrong dorm, bucko.”
Yuu snorted as Beau laughed beside her.
“You’re all here, I gather?” Jamil hummed as he walked in. “The housewarden has something to
say before we eat.”
Behind Jamil stepped out Kalim. The light from the hall gave way to the shadows of the lounge.
The lit lanterns gleamed in his eyes. His movements were sluggish, jaw sharp and rigid. The most
striking thing of all were his eyes. They weren’t the shiny rubies sparkling in the moonlight. No,
these were vortexes of fire scorching in the sockets.
“I made the decision that we would be staying in Scarabia and training at six every morning.”
Kalim’s voice was steady, yet came slow. Rehearsed, even. “I realized something.” His brows
dropped like a guillotine, fiery stare blazing with fury. “That is not nearly enough!”
Jamil whipped his head to the imposter, eyes wide and slackjawed. Even so, he kept composure.
“Kalim, I thought we’d be sending the students home?”
He puffed out his chest, arms crossing like bonds. “There’s no way we’ll accomplish our goal with
so short of time! We have to exert twice- no, five times the effort if you don’t want to disgrace the
name of this dorm! Starting tomorrow! We will be doing five hours of studying, and then four
hours of training!”
Contempt seeped into the air like poison. No one said a word, likely to prevent venom from
spewing.
Yuu bit her tongue. Don’t be an idiot. If I act impulsively, I could make things worse for everyone.
“After dinner,” the tyrant continued, “will be defensive Magic training. Eat, and then get ready
immediately!”
The verbal assault ceased as he silently stuffed his face. No one could find it in them to speak. All
life and air had been effectively sucked out.
If it’s a mind-control situation, there has to be a way to shut it off. If I can snap him out of it, and
keep an eye on him, then the culprit will have to show himself eventually, right? But who would
gain from Kalim-kun being incapacitated?
“You’re staring quite intensely,” he commented coolly. “Are you feeling unwell again, Yuu-
chan?”
“I’m fine. I must have spaced out.” She took a piece off the plate passed.
What does make me feel worse, anyway? Does he know something I don’t?
Pain clutched at her skull as a vague tug of nausea found her belly.
Should we do something?
Any ideas?
Jamil rubbed the back of his damp neck with the towel as they walked. He was officially dressed
down for the evening, hair loose from the confines of their braids. His water-kissed skin pricked
with bumps from the night’s breath.
He sighed with a worried brow. “I’m sure he’s bothered by Scarabia’s poor performance during
the Spelldrive tournament and exams. He probably feels responsible, and thus unstable.”
“Maybe.” She shrugged. “But the exams were rigged, and the whole Spelldrive thing was a
disaster thanks to Savanaclaw’s meddling, too.”
“You’ve seen how hyper-fixated he can be.“ He stopped. Moonlight held his face and glinted sadly
in his eyes. “I’ve known him for a long time, but even this behavior is foreign to me. His speech
and conduct has changed, and he suddenly becomes tyrannous. I can’t keep up.”
So he’s noticed.
“Everyone’s following him as prefect with no prior issue to this. But right now? They’re at a loss
for what to do. His instability makes is impossible to reason with him. It’s only a matter of time
before the students start complaining. I can hear their grumbling. They’ll grow louder. I just
wonder what will happen once their voices reach his ears.” He exhaled a staggering sigh, face
contorted in dread. “I’ve managed to support him until now, but-“
Yuu put a soft hand on his shoulder. His eyes widened at her, mouth closed into a taut line.
“It’s not all on you, y’know?”
His had a somber timbre to it. “I’m the vice-prefect. This is my burden to shoulder.”
“Good thing you have two, huh?” She teased. “Let me help, okay? You’re already working way
too hard.” She squeezed his tricep lightly. “You’re super tense.”
“And you will be if you don’t learn to relax, senpai. I’m not helpless.”
He said nothing for a moment, lips slightly agape, before thinning into a small smile. “You really
are a diamond in the rough. Thank you .”
“Don’t mention it.” She smiled. “Mind pointing me where my room is? I will get lost. This place is
huge.”
The vice led the way down the hall to a private suite tucked away parallel to the others’ quarters.
She couldn’t complain. Not like Night Raven College was built to be co-ed. The room, though
basked with night’s sleepy gloom, had white walls with shiny gold bordering. A full-sized bed laid
in the top left corner with a wardrobe at the foot. The thin window was guarded by a gold gate. A
European oak desk was awkwardly placed to the side. Grim was already bundled in a smaller bed
laughably similar to a shoebox. How his ego could fit inside was incredible.
“You too, Jamil-senpai.” She yawned as he closed the door. She bellyflopped onto the bed without
much fanfare. She could change tomorrow. Too much work for now.
So Jamil-senpai noticed his moodiness , she recapped to herself. But he didn’t mention Magic. Am I
the only one who sees the glowing eyes thing? She rolled onto her back. Maybe Azul-senpai has
something that can nullify Magic? She cringed. If I just smoke Scarabia out with some sort of
inhibiting gas, that could seriously hurt the others, or backfire and piss off Kalim-kun. I need an
idea of who’s-
She yawned, stretching in her bed. Add no-sleep to the list. Wait, where’s the sun?
“We will march ten kilometers to the East Oasis this morning. Jamil-senpai says you’ll have to
come with us due to your health. You can ride with Kalim-senpai, though!”
“Jamil-senpai didn’t say anything about him, though,” the resident added.
He shot up out of bed, back arched and fur bristling. “ What ?! You want the illustrious Grim the
Great to walk ten kilometers over hot sand?”
So much for raiding Veprl-sensei’s office. Maybe I should just ask for my own copies.
She slipped on the Night Raven basic uniform. Well, kinda. She tied the blazer around her waist,
and swapped the skirt for her dorm uniform’s shorts. She went ahead and tied up her hair before
stepping out. Grim followed sluggishly behind. Yuu followed the sound of people to the outer
court.
The victims were fastening canteens to their belts or hastily scarfing down a snack. Kalim was
perched atop a very large elephant. Not just a regularly big elephant, no no; this thing could crush
them easily with one misstep. Why they put the irritable Kalim atop the creature was- she sighed.
How did this get approved?
“Would you like some help up?” Jamil offered, stretching his legs.
He shook his head. “These elephants are bred to carry human weight.”
“There won’t be enough room,” he stated simply as the elephant gently hoisted Yuu beside Kalim.
“Now we begin our march to the East Oasis!” Kalim yelled down, fists thrusted on his hips. Those
blazing eyes burned with anger. “Consider this leg day. Anyone who falls behind will be dealt with
later!”
“Why does this stuff always happen to me,” the cat groaned.
Yuu winced at his tone. Jamil ducked his head in shame. I wonder if Riddle-senpai was ever this
bad, but he had his reasons. Kalim-kun doesn’t. He’s being controlled somehow-
She took a quick glance at the pen dangling from the accessories.
There’s not enough Blot, either. And with everyone practicing, they probably all have some.
“No slacking! Keep marching! If this is as far as you can go, you have no one to blame but
yourself!”
There has to be some way to snap him out of it at least, right? Or a time limit?
Minutes melted into hours. The rising sun started to rear into the sky with a vengence. Yuu could
only wonder what Scarabia did to incur its wrath. She didn’t envy their positions. It may have be
selfish, but she’d probably die in the heat. The housewarden was seemingly unaffected, proudly
standing atop the elephant’s back.
“It doesn’t matter,” he harshly bit. “They should be able to keep at this for as long as needed. Their
weakness is proof of their poor work ethic.”
The group behind him regrettably shuffled by. Jamil scooped him up by the scruff. “It’s only a bit
further. Hang in there.”
Yuu could make out the wilting silhouettes of palm trees beyond the horizon. Waves of heat
rippled them in place. Upon coming closer, she noticed the pit of sand.
“I was told this was an oasis!” Grim hissed. “Where’s the water?”
Kalim’s glare faltered. “Water… water…” he paused, the swirling vortexes of wrath dissipating.
“Do you want water?”
Why’d it suddenly break? Water was brought up earlier, right? So it couldn’t have been some sort
of code word-
He beamed. “Then I’ll get you some perfectly cool and delicious water to drink!”
“Watch this!” He put his hands together. “Relaxing on the hot sands, an endless party. Sing!” A
clap. “Dance!” Another. He flung his palms open. “Oasis Maker!”
The bright sky was suddenly shrouded with a veil of gray clouds. Jamil looked up passively,
tightening his hood with one hand. Water poured from the sky, instantly cooling the scorching
land.
Beau took a seat on the sand, letting the droplets soak through his clothes. “I’ve come back to life.”
“Is this your Unique Magic, Kalim-kun?” Yuu asked, feeling the dampness on her palm.
“Yep!” He declared proudly with a jolly laugh. “I can create enough to fill a whole oasis to the
brim! Oasis Maker can let me create a huge amount of tasty water for very little Magic. And less
Magic, less Blot, too.”
“Sounds like a lame Signature Spell to me,” Grim commented. “There’s plenty of mages who can
do the same thing, y’know?”
“Don’t say that,” he chided with a polite smile. “Lots of water for little cost is what makes it
special. Before indoor plumbing was commonplace, my Magic would have been a huge boon to
prevent many unnecessary deaths. I think it’s very valuable, but I’ll admit it’s not useful most of
the time with all the plumbing and stuff.” That smile sparkled in the rain. He twirled around,
almost in dance, arms outstretched. “But I’m confident my water is the most delicious in the
world!”
“It does taste pretty good,” Yuu commented, taking a cupful from her palm. “Sweet and refreshing.
Cool, but not freezing.”
“It’s like fresh spring water!” Grim chimed in. “Easy to guzzle!”
Jamil cocked a brow. “Can monsters even distinguish different kinds of water?”
His ears flattened. “My palate is of the highest grade, thank you!”
“I knew you’d get it!” The prefect laughed. “As a reward, have a cracker!”
Yuu sighed as she watched Kalim chase him with an unwanted cracker. Jamil was quiet, too,
eyeing the dorm head as he frolicked in the damp sand.
“If it’s specific to you, I think it’s pretty cool. Better than what I can do.”
“You kinda have to take an interest when you can’t do it at all,” she jested. “Keeps me from
flunking.”
He chuckled. “My apologies. I didn’t even think about that. Kalim! Our fifteen minutes is up. We
have to head back now.”
He skidded to a halt, mouth formed into a frown. “Already? We can let them rest a little while
longer, can’t we?”
“If we laze about here for too long, the sun will get higher and the temperature with it.”
Kalim hummed. “That’s a good point. Alright everyone! Time to get back and get breakfast!”
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The afternoon sunlight felt less brutal than earlier. A bit of a paradox, sure, but maybe there was
actual shade at least. Did Scarabia have air conditioning? Maybe that was it.
“Eat as much as you want,” Kalim laughed, leaning back. “We have blue cheese! Try it with
crackers, ‘kay?”
He continued proudly. “It’s the Kalim-way to put all the flavors in a single line and then use a big
spoon to get one giant scoop!”
“That sounds like it could be a fun game,” she commented. “I’ll have to remember that for this
next leftover purge.”
“Leftover purge?”
“I make too much sometimes, so I invite some people over to help me eat them before they go bad.
We usually just watch movies and stuff our faces. Sometimes, it’s just Ruggie-kun and me. When
that happens, we do this thing where we try to make the craziest thing out of the leftovers.“
Kalim’s eyes sparkled. “That sounds like a lot of fun! We’ll have to do that some time, Jamil!”
“We’ll never have enough leftovers for that,” the vice muttered.
“I guess you’re right.” He sighed with a frown. “But anyway, ice cream! There’s always room for
dessert, right? I’ll bring some, so wait here!”
Jamil’s eyes widened in slight panic. “Wait, Kalim!” He shot to a stand. “I’ll go prepare it, so sit
down.”
“Idiot,” he sighed. “What kind of servant makes his master wait on him? I wish you’d be more
aware of your status of Asim family heir. If they find out that I made you do something so trivial as
this, I’ll never hear the end of it from our fathers.”
“You’re too serious, Jamil.” He stood up with a smile. “We’re classmates in the same school right
now, so it should be fine.”
He stared pensively before sighing in defeat. “Let’s compromise. I’ll plate them, so you can help
me with carrying?”
“Sounds good!” He followed Jamil out of the lounge. He stopped at the doorway, shooting the
Scarabians a sunny smile. “We’ll get them ready, so wait for us, okay?” And with that, the two
were off.
“It’s like we’re dealing with two Kalims,” Grim muttered under his breath. “He was acting like a
tyrant earlier, but he’s acting really cheerful now? A bit oblivious, maybe, but not bad.”
“I’m just glad for the break,” a third-year sighed blissfully. “I will say that food does taste better
after a day’s worth of work.”
“It’s only noon,” Beau reminded, dread evident on his face. “The day’s not over yet.”
“Hey, all of you!” A voice harder than steel sliced through the joy. “How long do you plan on
loitering here? Who do you think you are? The king?”
Consternation churned in Yuu’s stomach. Her heart was set to an anxious rhythm. Her grip
tightened on her plate.
It’s him.
Kalim glared smoldering daggers at the students. Fists dug into his hips.
A sharp pointed finger flung to the cat. “You’re not exempted from this, Grim! I’ll make you train
until midnight if I need to! To the garden- now !”
So it’s Jamil-senpai. No doubt about it. The question is: what now? If I confront him, he’ll
probably dodge it like last time. I don’t even know why he’s doing this, either. Can’t exactly ask
him. How can I outplay him?
“W-why me ?” Grim whined, dragging his paws to work with low ears and head hung.
Maybe I don’t have to. There is one person here that is more tricky than Jamil-senpai. And he’s on
campus.
“Hey, Kalim-kun,” Yuu spoke up. “Mind if I swing by the Mostro Lounge? Not like I can do
Magic, anyway. I’m craving their mochas.”
The prefect huffed. “Doesn’t matter to me. Less dead weight for me to haul around. If you’re not
back by dinner though, starve.”
Ouch .
Yuu stared up at the daunting doors of the Octavinelle dorm. The purple arches bent and twisted in
a way so natural yet disturbing all the same. Did they always look so off-putting? The coiling ivory
spirals leading the eye in did not help. She’d been here dozens of times. She was being
overdramatic. The glass tunnel leading the way there was mended to perfection. You wouldn’t
even know of the battle that had taken place. She sometimes wondered which was reality and
which was the nightmare.
The dorm wasn’t as lifeless as Yuu expected. She saw several students relaxing in the public
lounge in their dorm uniforms. Some opted to leave out the hat, but otherwise they were adhering
to the dress code. Much more lax than whatever was going on in Scarabia. Some offered a wave to
her, but otherwise minded their own business. Ironic. She could breathe better in the underwater
dorm.
She descended down the conch-coiling staircase. Darkness bathed her as she made it to the bottom,
chilled blues soaking her with gentle light. The delicate aroma of coffee welcomed her. Gentle
chatter filled the ears like a distant tide, but was overlapped with the coasting jazz.
“Oh my,” Jade greeted, approaching. She quickly noted the sling. “I was not expecting you to
arrive so suddenly.”
He smirked at the jest. “If only I had such foresight. Table for one, I presume?”
His lip tugged into a subtle line. “Are you looking to strike up a deal? I suppose you weren’t
informed. We’ve reworked that system.”
He hummed, not pressing for details. “He’s not busy, as far as I’m aware. Would you like to
discuss things with him privately?”
She paused. “Actually, could I maybe talk to all three of you? Floyd-senpai, too?”
His eyes widened. “Of course. I’ll have to rearrange some things. Give me a moment. I’ll meet you
in the VIP lounge. I trust you know what it is.”
It always had felt like a trench, even before. With a light tap to announce herself, she opened the
door.
Azul sat behind his desk, beautiful blue eyes locking onto her immediately. His lips slightly opened
agape before he composed himself. “Yuu-chan. I was not expecting you. Are you feeling well?”
Why does everyone keep asking that? I’m not dying. “Yeah, I’m fine. I just need to talk to you and
the tweels.”
He sighed, shoulders relaxing. “I never will get used to that nickname.”
“Am I wrong?”
She snorted, taking a seat across from him. She missed this. She had forgotten how much she
enjoyed talking to him, however brief. She wasn’t ashamed to admit her subtle avoidance of him
ever since the play. Heck, even just after the Overblot incident. The form didn’t scare her. No,
what haunted her was the very real possibility that they could have all died. Not just him. Not just
her. Leona, Ruggie, and anyone else in the tunnel.
Jade entered. “Apologies for the wait. I had to find someone to cover for me.”
“No worries,” Yuu assured, leaning back. Her eyes flicked to the branded mug balanced in his
palm upon a similarly designed plate. “What’s in your hand?”
That coy smile appeared. “It’s required for all patrons to order at least one thing. You’re fond of
our mochas, if I recall correctly? Please, try our holiday blend.”
“Jade-senpai, you’re a saint,” she decided, taking it gently from his hands.
“I don’t think you have anything on the menu I hate,” she hummed into her cup. She practically
melted into its sweet, minty cocoa. A hint of late-autumnal spice she couldn’t quite place steamed
the roof of her mouth. “This is my new favorite.”
“That’s good,” Floyd snickered as he waltzed in. “Boss made it just for you.”
The octopus’ face tinted with a pink fire. He cleared his throat. “She has good taste.”
Yuu couldn’t be bothered to deal with the two’s teasing. She was in coffee heaven. She could
almost feel her worries melt away. Almost.
“What’s up, Shrimpy-chan?” the twin crooked down. “Something’s gotta be wrong for you to ask
for all of us.”
She set down the cup. “So, you know how I’ve been staying with Scarabia? Well, Kalim-kun’s
been acting weird. Not just normal-Night-Raven-weird- but Kalim-kun weird. He’ll be totally fine
one minute, but a complete tyrant the next. Worse than Riddle-senpai was. The students aren’t
having the best time. They’re breaking under the pressure of these intense training sessions. I’m
talking long walks in the desert starting at six in the morning, a fifteen minute break, then heading
back, just for Magic training after lunch.”
“He does not seem like the type,” Floyd commented, a finger curled beneath his chin.
“Because he isn’t,” Yuu finished. “Jamil-senpai’s been using his Magic to hypnotize him. I’m sure
of it. His eyes glow bright red. Any time things get too out of control, Jamil-senpai pulls him aside.
Kalim-kun comes back worse. I just can’t figure out why.”
“Azul-san.” Jade’s attention fixed onto him. “You are in the same class as Jamil-san, are you not?”
He nodded, eyes distant. “We take a lot of classes together, so we see each other plenty. He does
not make many demands; that is to say, he’s rather plain.”
“I’m in the basketball club with him!” Floyd chimed in. “He gives off the impression that he plays
nice.”
“So what are you wanting us to do specifically, Yuu-chan?” The cephalopod asked bluntly. He
had no scheming edge to his tone, but rather a patient comfort.
“I’m worried what could happen,” she answered urgently. “The Spell doesn’t really affect Kalim-
kun’s Blot levels, but I’m worried that Jamil -senpai will Overblot at this rate. I don’t even know
why he’s doing this-“
“Yuu-chan,” Azul’s voice cut smoothly, hands firmly on her shoulders. His gentle blues met her
gaze, unwavering. She didn’t even notice him get up. “It’s not up to you to prevent him, or anyone
for that matter, from Overblotting.”
“So, to recap,” Jade interrupted calmly, “you’re asking us to help defuse a potential Overblot-
situation? And hopefully reveal Jamil-san’s motives?”
Azul removed his gloved palms from Yuu with a sigh. “A vacation in the desert sounds like a good
change of pace, wouldn’t you agree?”
He hummed. “If I have to ask for a price, how about-“ he paused. “My name?”
“Not like that !” Azul hissed, eyes like daggers. The eel cackled as he took a seat on the floor.
He composed himself before returning to Yuu. Pink dusted his cheeks. “You call Leona-san
Leona-nii. You still refuse to drift from -senpai or -san with me, even after everything.” He
swallowed thickly. “If it’s not too much to ask, would you just call me by my name?”
Yuu stared at him. She tasted the name on her tongue. “Azul?”
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“I agree with Yuu-san,” Jade decided. “Azul-san, the dress code is more lax around the holidays.
Surely, you can discard any unnecessary clothing. I’d hate you to have a heat stroke.”
“Yeah, Boss,” Floyd chimed. “But if you die, dibs on your stuff.”
He rolled his eyes before retreating back to his quarters. “Very well. I’ll ‘dress down’.”
Yuu sighed. How could a man so charismatic and composed as Azul be so childishly stubborn?
Then again, he was pretty emotionally stunted. Speaking of-
“I’ve been having these weird dreams lately. Except, they don’t feel like dreams. They’re more
like, memories?”
“It’s not like I’m there, either. It’s almost like I’m watching someone else’s memories.”
Jade was more serious, brow slightly furrowed. Something about the mirthlessness made her
uneasy. “What do you mean?”
She took a deep breath. “I dreamt about Azul after the Overblot. It was really fuzzy, but then it
kept happening- getting clearer and clearer every time.”
Even creepier.
“Sometimes it’s Riddle-senpai, or Leona-senpai- but that one’s more rare and short.”
She sighed, trying to find the words. “People- well, er, merfolk. Kids, specifically, being really
mean to a small octopus-mer. Looked like a small Azul to me.” She chuckled, “he was so cute, too.
Squishy cheeks.”
“People being mean, poking fun at him, just to swim off saying he’ll spray ink or something.” Her
heart pricked with pain. “He was all alone. So, he started studying really hard. That’s when you
two showed up. He thought you two were going to bully him.” She pointed to Jade. “You were
impressed with the sigils, even though he didn’t want you to touch them.”
His eyes widened in slight alarm. Or surprise? One of the two. His mouth was a thin line. “Where
did that scene take place?”
“At a school underwater. There was a crack in the wall that Azul squeezed into it.”
“That does sound eerily similar to the events back then,” Jade agreed more subdued. “I had nearly
forgotten them. I wonder if he remembers?”
“Sorry for the wait,” Azul interrupted, arriving in far more casual attire.
He still insisted on pants, although jeans were better than whatever he was wearing before. A plain
button-up matched it. Floyd, in contrast, wore gym shorts and a loose sleeveless shirt. Jade was
between the two in terms of formality. He had a short-sleeved shirt on with cargo shorts. He had
the audacity to wear a fanny pack strapped over his chest.
Ah. Azul usually dressed them, didn’t he? That could be neither confirmed nor denied.
“I shoulda brought mine,” Floyd lamented, eyes on the pack on Jade’s chest.
“We have time for you to get it,” Azul assured easily.
“Before I forget,” the cephalopod continued, attention now on Yuu, “do you still have those knives
Savanaclaw gave you?”
“We should get them.” His tone was curt and blunt, like a dulled blade. “As a safety precaution.”
Floyd nodded, a twisted smirk tugging at his lip like a hook in the mouth. “I think it’d be better just
to squeeze ‘im if he gets outta hand.”
“We are capable of defending ourselves,” Azul phrased tactfully. “Yuu-chan, your best weapon is
your aim. If Jamil-san gets too rowdy, I want you to use your tools.”
His blue gaze didn’t waver from her. His tone was precise, cool, and carried a weight Yuu couldn’t
describe. His words weren’t what mattered. It’s what went unsaid.
“But I can’t just carry weapons like that around campus,” she protested.
“They’re just as dangerous as Magic,” Jade agreed. “If Headmaster Crowley poses a threat, you
have strength in numbers.”
“Wow, Shrimpy-chan~!” Floyd cackled. “I thought you were smarter! You have all of the school
behind ya. Use ‘em!”
“That sounds bad,” she deadpanned, following with the toneless joke, “I’m not you three.”
“I see,” Jade interrupted, eyes on Azul. “If something so dangerous were to happen, she could
claim self defense. It could look bad on Headmaster Crowley. Even if he dealt with the problem
internally, there’d be too many people rallying against any serious consequence. He wouldn’t want
anything controversial reaching the ears of the board, either.”
“Precisely,” he hummed.
“I want you to do what’s necessary,” Azul corrected with a certain edge to his voice. “You can’t
easily kill anyone in that form, if that’s your concern. I’m asking you to defend yourself if you got
caught in the crossfire.”
She paused. Azul was a smart guy. He had scary intelligence lurking behind those classy glasses
and plastic smile. He knew any risk, and calculated accordingly. If he was so concerned, even with
his arrogant self and tweels?
Why was that so disturbing? She had fought Riddle and talked down Leona just fine! Sure, she
clocked Riddle’s jaw and watch Leona disintegrate Ruggie’s- ok don’t think about that - she even
stopped a group drowning! What was so different about this?
“Azul.” Her voice was low, as if stalking him from a difference. “What are you not telling me?”
He sighed, pushing up his glasses with a finger. “You give me too much credit. I don’t know
what’s going on inside that man’s head.”
His cool gaze was chilling, unwavering like the stilled seas before an unseen storm. His lips were
thin, pensive. “It takes a cunning sea serpent to know a conniving snake.”
“What are you doing here?” Jamil’s eyes were formed into an irritated glare, simmering with an
emotion he had hardly let boil.
“Ah~” Floyd sang, pointedly ignoring him. “It’s like summer here~!”
“It is unfavorable for us to return to our hometown during winter,” Jade put simply.
“What’s going on over here?” A summery voice greeted. Yuu immediately checked his eyes to
find a complete lack of malice.
The prefect didn’t seem to notice the blunder. “Hey, Azul. What’re you doing here?”
He returned his smile. “Hello, and how are you today, Kalim-san?” He scanned the horizon, that
business smile sparkling in its pseudo-splendor. “Scarabia is as splendid as ever! Although, outside
is a winter wonderland, you see not a trace of that in the summer heat of Scarabia. This would
make a wonderful location for an in-house resort.”
“Oh?” There was not a glint of understanding behind those round, red eyes. “Not sure I follow, but
thanks for the compliments!”
“Speaking of a staycation, so to speak, I didn’t know all of Scarabia was to spend their holiday
here. I was surprised when Yuu-chan informed me.”
“That’s right!” He returned with similar enthusiasm. “What a wonderful coincidence! Then should
we not, as prefects, take this opportunity to deepen the bonds between Octavinelle and Scarabia
through a joint training camp?”
Kalim beamed. “Sounds great! I’d love for you guys to stay with us!”
The vice muttered into his ear, “I’m against it, Kalim.”
“We’re giving up our vacation to study in order to catch up to the other dorms,” he explained
evenly. “You want to invite the enemy into our dorm and reveal all our secrets to them?”
Kalim frowned a bit, thin brows furrowed in confusion. “‘Enemy’ is a bit much. Besides! They can
help keep Yuu-chan company for when we’re busy. It’s good to have extra eyes, y’know?”
“That’s what I’m afraid of,” he sighed, voice barely above a whisper.
“Azul is the top Mage at our school,” Kalim insisted excitedly. “Having them stay here will benefit
Scarabia! Turning away a guest that came all this way would sully the Asim name!”
Azul beamed. “You really are a truly kind and warm-hearted person, Kalim-san! Allow me to
teach you what I can, so that both of our dorms may prosper!”
“The two of us will be happy to assist with any cooking or cleaning,” Jade assured.
Kalim’s smile sparkled. “That’d be a great help! Then Jamil will have less work.”
“Don’t worry about me,” the vice assured sharply, only for the chatter to continue. “You’re not
listening, at all.”
“Well then!” The prefect chirped. “I know you just got here, but why don’t we get this practice
started? Leave your things over here!”
The trio followed Kalim down to the sleeping quarters, leaving Yuu and Jamil alone. Great .
“Did you instigate this?” He asked bluntly. His tone lacked malice, but it definitely wasn’t kind.
She dodged the question. “You need to take a break. Extra hands won’t hurt, right? And if you’re
so worried about my health, they can always help me out while you deal with Kalim-kun.”
That felt too easy . She blinked. “Sorry. You’re right. I should have.”
He stared back at her, unsure how to exactly accept this apology. He settled with a nod before
following Kalim like a distant shadow.
Under the Table
Chapter Notes
In case you haven’t caught it yet, the metaphor theme for this arc is “shadow” and
“light”! I really wanted to use something that tied into that PV, but Savanaclaw’s got
the celestial body theme. Hopefully this works, too!
They were not welcome. Not at all. He could excuse Yuu and Grim’s presence, but not the
scheming scoundrels of Octavinelle. Azul Ashengrotto was as charismatic as he was cunning, with
added muscle behind him. Jade was always quietly thinking, while Floyd’s unpredictability made
him an unreliable variable. If Jade led with his head, Floyd acted on his flippant heart. The worst
part about it? Kalim welcomed the three fiends into Scarabia as honored guests regardless of
Jamil’s voiced apprehension. Again .
Shadows. Creatures like him, low as they were, could only strive for that. He was bred for such a
purpose- to make sure Kalim shined brighter. And a shadow cannot exist without light. He loathed
it. Resented it with every fiber of his being. He seethed, Does he know how hard I’ve worked for
this? Curse it all.
He barely heard the soft knocking. He sighed, letting the banded cushions fall to his neck. Who
could it be at this hour? “Come in.”
Yuu was the one to walk in fashioned in lax sleepwear. He quickly noted her appearance. No bags
or sign of distress, so that ruled out poor sleep. She probably never went to sleep.
“I’m simply winding down for the evening,” he assured. “What can I help you with?”
“I couldn’t sleep.” She shrugged. “Probably too much caffeine too late. Mistakes were made.”
“It’s fine.” She shrugged. “I was wondering, though, if you knew how to play this game we found?
It’s got a board with holes, and little gems that fit inside. We found it in one of the opening tables.”
He felt his shoulder slowly unwind. Ah. That was simple enough. “That’s mancala. It’s a popular
board game back home.” He paused. “Did you say ‘we’?”
“Floyd-senpai has a hard time sleeping in new places, and Azul couldn’t sleep at all, either. So, we
kinda just hung out in the lounge. Is that okay?”
If they were just in the lounge, it should be fine. If I monitor their every move so vocally, it’ll be
suspicious at best. “It’s fine, just be sure to clean up after.”
“Can do. But you know how to play, right? Will you teach us? Azul can’t figure it out, but it’s
funny watching him try.”
Now that was a funny thought: the octopus struggling to figure out some rocks and wood. “Kalim’s
better at it,” he lied with ease. “He’s asleep at the moment, but he could teach you in the morning.”
She had an amusing dead-stare of no nonsense matched with a slightly lowered brow. “I didn’t ask
for Kalim-kun; I asked for you . If you don’t want to, it’s fine. We can probably look it up or
something.”
Given the time, and her clothes, I’d assume the others are in pajamas, he decided, loosening his
hair and slipping into something more comfortable: sweatpants and a retired basketball jersey. He
quickly wiped off his eyeshadow before heading to the lounge.
Yuu was reclining at the table beside Azul watching a movie on the mounted television. Floyd was
on the other side of Azul, happily enjoying the pizza. Wait, pizza? When did she have time to make
that?
“I had to run by Ramshackle to get something before I came back from Mostro,” Yuu answered. “I
had some leftover pizzas in my freezer, so brought those. I kept them separate from everything,
though, so you shouldn’t get in trouble with Kalim-kun.”
To emphasize, she lightly poked him. His face burned a scandalous pink as he wordlessly, although
begrudgingly, took a piece.
Panic pricked at him. We’re missing two. “Where are Jade-san and Grim?”
“Jade’s asleep unless he’s taking a nightly stroll,” the octopus answered.
He scoffed at the joke, awkwardly finding a seat beside Yuu. Jade’s whereabouts being vague was
more unsettling than it ought to be. He couldn’t watch what he couldn’t see. He’d have to let that
go for now. Kalim was asleep. Anything the eel could try wouldn’t be too fatal, surely.
“Not as much as yours. I just like food.” She shrugged. “Plus, kinda hard to avoid. Easy way to
hang out with people without having to talk to them. Help yourself.”
He hummed in response, lifting a sloppy slice off the cardboard slab. Definitely not the refined
dining he would prepare, and certainly not anything served in the Asim court.
Ah. Right. Terrible food’s advantage: it tasted really good. A sin, really.
“You’re still trying to figure out mancala, aren’t you?” Yuu asked, leaning over Azul’s shoulder.
Irritation permeated from his frustrated glare. “I’m part of the board game club. This shouldn’t
perplex me to this extent.”
Golden light reflected off the impressive stacks of gold. It was almost like a self-supplied sun room
in the lateness of the night. Kalim followed the guest with a sleepy look and a tired yet cheery
smile.
Jade gently ran his fingers over the intricately woven piece. “Is this peacock-green fabric?”
“Oh, that’s weaved silk!” Kalim started tracing the images interwoven with the image. “It’s a story
from long, long ago before they reformed the rule of royals only being able to marry other royals.
The princess married a common thief, or ‘street rat’, as he was called, raised in the slums. This is
the color she always wore. It’s pretty popular with boys and girls at home.”
“I never thought you to be a romantic,” he chuckled lightly. “I think I understand, though. The
Mermaid Princess’ desire must have been similar. She, too, collected a myriad of gadgets and
gizmos. Managing all these treasures must take a lot of work.”
“Jamil usually takes care of that, actually. He airs them out sometimes, too.”
“Jamil-san is such a capable aide,” Jade decided with a certain smoothness to his voice. “Azul-san
has spoken highly of him, as well.”
“He is, right? He’s really amazing!” Kalim glowed with pride. “He’s the one who taught me
Magic, and how to study better!” Fondness warmed his features. “He teaches way better than any
tutor I’ve ever had.” A chuckle rumbled his chest. “He’s a really great dancer, too! He just-“ he
shrunk in shyness. “-just doesn’t dance in front of a lot of people.”
Jade offered that signature, lukewarm grin. “You two sound close. You must confide in him, yes?”
He blinked. “Eh?”
He spoke slowly with a slight, loose drawl. “It is a long vacation, and yet the students in the dorm
are being made to train every day. It is something I did not think you would enforce lightly.”
“Ah, thats-“ Kalim’s brow furrowed, eyes shifting uncomfortably away from him. “It’s because we
really needed more training-“ he paused, mouth pursed into a tense line, “I think?”
Jade’s golden eye glinted with interest. “It is your own decision, is it not? Why do you sound so
unsure?”
“I see what you mean,” he confessed. “It’s supposed to be my decision, but-“ he rubbed his
forehead, face twisted in distress. “I feel like I’ve been spacing out a lot lately.”
“How concerning.” He looked subtly him over. “Do you have any idea as to why?”
“Jamil says it’s because of stress,” he sighed. “Duties and all that.”
“I’ve had a bad streak of dozing off when I’m facing something difficult,” he admitted with a
slight frown. “My home tutors lecture me a lot when that happens.”
Jade folded his fingers under his chin, searching his gaze. “And what difficult things do you mean,
to be exact?”
“Things like the Spelldrive tournament, exams, counter-measures, things like that.” Kalim shrunk,
those brilliant rubies dulling in despair. “I think about them, and I end up spacing out. I’m so
hopeless without Jamil, huh?”
So this isn’t the first time, the eel deduced. That would explain why he doesn’t notice the gaps in
memory. It’s normal, routine, and medically reasonable as dissociative episodes. Jamil-san must
have calculated this. Is he planning something bigger than we initially thought? And why would
Jamil-san be acting now? What are we missing?
“You’re too hard on yourself, Kalim-san,” he assured with that business smile. “It is Jamil-san’s
job to aid you, is it not? We all have our shortcomings- even him.”
Jamil chuckled, resetting the board. “You’re very formidable whenever you concentrate, on and off
the court.”
“I am not good at this,” Yuu decided. “Five rounds and not a single win.”
“I am in the board game club,” Azul reasoned. “And Jamil-san stands at two wins and three
losses?”
The vice shrugged off the fact. “It must be getting rusty since it’s been a while. Kalim used to
make me play long hours until he won. I guess it’s force of habit.”
Azul caught the quick glance Yuu shot him. “So that’s how it is,” he muttered.
“What do you mean by that?” Jamil cocked a brow. “You’re a pretty weird one.”
“Oh, no, I was talking to myself,” he assured. “A habit of mine. You were raised together with
Kalim-san, were you not?”
He sighed. His brows slightly lowered, something akin to irritation. “You seem to know what it’s
like. You and the Leeches are childhood friends, too.”
“You’d think,” Floyd snickered. “We’ve been classmates since elementary school. I only started
caring about Azul when we were in middle school. We don’t have anything special like childhood
memories.”
“I was a very introverted student,” Azul agreed with a nod. “I preferred not to stand out.”
Jamil turned to the octopus. “And now you’re their prefect? What a bizarre relationship.”
“Ya think so?” Floyd hummed. “I’m just doing it ‘cause I think Azul’s interesting.”
Azul started putting away the mancala board. “Both Jade and Floyd have no reason to submit
themselves to me. To them, we are just ‘playing around’.”
“Playing master and servant, you mean?” His voice was low, testing the taste of the words before
sinking his fangs into them.
Somberness settled in Azul’s features. Those composed pools calmed with a resigned calmness.
When they decide I’m not worthy to be their leader, and when they start becoming bored of me, the
both of them will leave me and will both try and take my position away. There are plenty of other
fish in the sea, as they say.” He lightened the tone with a smirk. “I have no intentions of losing
regardless.”
“We don’t have any plans of challenging you~” Floyd assured with a laugh. “For now, at least.”
And it’s a mystery why he’s got abandonment issues , Yuu thought flatly.
Jamil’s expression was hard to read. His eyes were vague, mouth lineless without form. “You all
have equal standing right now, then.”
“We’re together with him because he’s interesting,” Floyd replied with that curled smirk. “Once he
starts being boring, it’s bye-bye Azul~ The vice prefect isn’t the prefect’s retainer, y’know? It’s
perfectly normal.”
“Ruggie-kun’s practically Leona-senpai’s mom,” Yuu added, “but he doesn’t have the fancy title
of ‘vice’.”
“ Normal , huh?” The mutter oozed with venom. “I’ve been raised as a retainer to serve his family,
so I can’t really understand. A master is a master, and a servant is a servant.” He didn’t realize his
crescendoing voice. He bit the voice down, sinking into a despondent hush. “Most probably as
long as I’m alive.”
He found something.
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