IRONIC He packed his suitcase and kissed his G. Ballard, A. Morissette kids goodbye From the album Jagged Little Pill He waited his whole damn life to take ALANIS MORISSETTE/Maverick (1996) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx that flight *Capo on 4th fret. And as the plane crashed down he Intro thought, “Well, isn’t this nice” CM9 Dsus6 And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? Hey, I I (Repeat Chorus) CM9 Yeah, ah ah ah Bridge CM9, CM7-5, Cadd9, CM9 Yeah, I. C Power Chord hold Well, life has a funny way of sneakin’ Dsus6 D/F#-D/G D/F# Em7 up on you An old man turned ninety-eight When you think everything’s okay and D/F# D/G D/F# CM9 Dsus6 He won the lottery and died the next everything’s going right Em7 CM9 day And life has a funny way of helpin’ ya D/F# D/G-D/F# Em7 Dsus6 It’s a black fly in your Chardonnay out D/F# D/G D/F# When you think everything’s going It’s a death row pardon two minutes too wrong Em7 CM9 late And everything blows up in your D/F#-D/G CM9, CM7-5, Cadd9, C Power Chord hold And isn’t it ironic, don’t you face. D/F#-Em7 think? (1st verse chord pattern) A traffic jam when you’re already late Chorus (loud) A “no smoking” sign on your cigarette D-G D Em break It’s like rain on your wedding day It’s like ten thousand spoons when D-G D all ya need is a knife It’s a free ride when you’ve already It’s meeting the man of my dreams Em And then meeting his beautiful paid Em7 pause D-G D wife It’s the good advice that ya just didn’t And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think Em A little too ironic, and yeah, I really do take think. F C (Repeat Chorus) And who would have thought it D figures? Outro (Chord pattern CM9--Dsus6--) And yeah, well, life has a funny way of sneakin’ up on you And life has a funny, funny way of helpin’ you out CM9--…(Fade) Helpin’ you out.