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HE E Uide To EX
HE E Uide To EX
TABLE OF CONTENTS
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PART ONE: SEX
GETTING LAID
HOOKING UP
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THE DIRTY DEED
TECHNICAL DETAILS
FOREPLAY
A QUICK FUCK
RAPE
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PREGNANCY
PREVENTING PREGNANCY
TERMINATING PREGNANCY
PREGNANCY COMPLICATIONS
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BIRTH
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PART TWO: SEXUAL CHARACTERS
ELF
AARACOKRA
FIRBOLG
AASIMAR
GENASI
DRAGONBORN GOBLINOID
DWARF GOLIATH
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KENKU
GNOME
KOBOLD
HALF-ELF
LIZARDFOLK
HALF-ORC
ORC
HALFLING
TABAXI
HUMAN
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TIEFLING TREAD THE JEWELED THRONES
TRITON BARD
LOVE SONG
CLERIC
SACRED ACT
BARBARIAN
BODY CONTROL
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WILD STYLE DEUS VULT
SEXUAL HEALING
FIGHTER
PROWESS
RANGER
GETS THE BLOOD FLOWING
THAT’S MY FETISH
TANTRIC KNOWLEDGE
ROGUE
KAMA SUTRA
ROGUISHLY CHARMING
AGILE IN BED
PALADIN
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INTELLECTUAL WOOING
SORCERER
LEARNED LOVER
THE MAGIC TOUCH
PASS IT ON
SEXUAL FETISHES
WARLOCK
TABOO
ONE OF US
WIZARD
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PART THREE: SEXUAL ITEMS
MUNDANE ITEMS
ADVENTURING EQUIPMENT
½
¼
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SEXUAL SERVICES
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MAGICAL ITEMS
BOOK OF EROTIC FANTASY
AMULET OF FLUIDITY
ARTIFICIAL WOMB
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CONDOM OF CERTAINTY
DETACHABLE PENIS
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FIGURINE OF THE WILLING WONTON
IMPERIAL CLOTHES
GIRDLE OF MASCULINITY/FEMININITY
PERIAPT OF PROOF
GIRDLE OF SPEEDY GESTATION AGAINST PREGNANCY
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SHIRT OF VITALITY
POTION OF SEXUALITY
RING OF CHASTITY
SAXOPHONE OF SEDUCTION
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PART FOUR: SEXUAL MAGIC
2ND-LEVEL
CANTRIPS
1ST-LEVEL
3RD-LEVEL
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4TH-LEVEL
6TH-LEVEL
5TH-LEVEL
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7TH-LEVEL
8TH-LEVEL
9TH-LEVEL
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APPENDIX: THE BARD’S CHECKLIST
MONSTERS
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NONPLAYER CHARACTERS
SPECIFIC NPCS
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