TheCollectedWritingsofSamuelLover 10114744
TheCollectedWritingsofSamuelLover 10114744
TheCollectedWritingsofSamuelLover 10114744
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T he C o ll e c te d W riti g s o f Sa mu e l Lo v e r h a v e b e e n
n
V O LU M E TW O
T om O rga n L oft us ’
C o l d a iria n S y s te m Fr on t irp ie ce
T om C
r s Cat on n o
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i
V g n e tt e on i
T t le
An d y s C ki g E t ra rd i a r
’
oo n x o n
y Pa g e 3 3 6
To m rg a L f t us
O d n uk o an the D e
Th e bdu ti
A c on
A C ra k t c S ho
Th C h all g
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Th Par
e a t i lla r
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y K ne
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E t cb e d by W . H . W . z n e /I
Bu / f m d r a w i ng s by Sa mu e l L ov e r
ro '
H A N DY A N DY
C H A P T E R XXI I
H E n igh t w pi t c h d a k g hn l mi m fi as g m
’
s i
’
ur
’
as r z r n
se v a nt b y
r -
o .
Y h av e t h e hors e r e ady
ou B i lly ,
t oo ,
Yi i sai d B i lly t ouching h is ha t
s , s r,
”
, .
T h en fo ll ow a n d k ee p u p w i t h m e rem emb e r
, , .
”
“ Yi i s , s r.
dev i l h i s said D ic k
e s,
”
h e m ou n t ed the gig
,
as I ll ;
“ ’
ge t i n firs t M u rphy ,
I m goi ng ,
d riv e N w u p
as
’
to . o
w i t h y — h ookou t h e apro n — t h at s i — ar e y
on
’
t ou
al l righ t
“
Ch ute said M urphy , .
s aid D ic k a n d w l et h er g
; no o .
”
V OL — . IL l
3 10 Ha n dy A n dy
serva nt th e n m ou nted a ho r se wh ich was t ied t o a
n eig h bou ri ng palisade and had to g ll p f it to come ,
a o or
r v i s r t n e ss
,
e e p -
to n
‘
Ve
town h ad ev ery no ok and
i n n was t h e n e arest poi n t
'
"
iy and
' '
c ra n i t
w h e re they could get any acco m modat ion .
,
’ ’
t hey m us t h erea ft er fi l l ”
.
“
I want e d t o be su re you were ready Barny ,
.
, ,
hon ou r ?
“
I t hough t y o u m igh t b e as l eep Barny , .
f i re ready f o r y o u an d a s fi n e a d h ro p o p ot t e e n a s ever
’
,
“
You re t he lad B a rn y l good fel l ow — I l l be
’
,
’
back w i t h y o u b y an d b y ; an d o ff whipped D ic k
- -
aga i n .
gig in t o th e d itc h .
Th a t s a s n atu ra l as li fe sa id D ic k
’
, .
hd u r p hy .
A r e y ou m u ch hu r t ? sa id D ick ”
.
l im pin g .
“
T here wa s a grea t baccag b lost i n y o u M u rph y
l
, .
natu r al .
”
M u rt o u
gh h e l ay dow n i n t h e road and took a roll
,
so
; ,
cottage of Barny .
h im d
out i f h e was — su re would
ac e n t it be horrid ,
n t
’
; ,
,
t h em al l engaged .
,
.
of t he pa rty f M urp h y
,
o .
“ Co n siderably t h an k yo u wh is ky pu nch s ir is
, ; , ,
ro man ce the mo re .
“
How d id i t happen s ir ? Was i t yo ur h ors e — o r ,
, .
“
Jum p a d i tch w ith a g ig after her s ir ? said t h e
,
”
,
little man .
“ A nd yo u a l iv e t el l i t said t h e l i ttle ma n i
to ! n
,
n
cred u lous ly .
“
I t s ha rd ’
k il l us here sir we are u s e d t o
to , , ac
”
C id e nt s .
“
W el l t he wo rs t acciden t I e ve r h eard f sai d
, o , o ne
d ie a t o nc e bu t he di d ,
an d t h e doctor c am e n ex t d ay n t
’
; ,
“
I make n o do ubt f i t i said M u rphy Io ,
s r,
m an Wh a t do you t h i n k f that i
. o ,
s r
s o n said si r
,
“ I know said M u rphy that the man wh o would
,
, ,
”
Exactly said on e o f the party th ey cal led Wiggi n s
,
.
o f somet h i ng n ew .
, .
“
I d o — fi rmly for o n e s aid M urphy , .
a bitter g r in .
“
It is si r because I myself k now a case tha t o c
, ,
D y owan t t o make m e be l i e v e y
ou k n e w a fox ou
ange r .
B ut t h e c as e I i m m ed ia t ely a ll ud e t o i s n o t o f a fo x ,
b u t a ca t said M u rphy
, .
A ca t Oh yes t o be su re
,
a c a t Speak in ,
“
I t is a fac t s ir sai d M urphy ; a nd i f t he com
”
, ,
s t a t e t he pa rt ic ulars ”
.
wor l d said M u rt o u g h
,
”
I hat e a so n g o r a s t o ry t o b e
,
i nt errup t ed by th e ra t t l e o f S poo ns ”
.
Chap te r t o t h e fo l l owi ng
M A R V E LL O U S L E G E N D
C HAP T ER XXI I I
M U RT O U G H M U RP H Y '
8 S T RYO ;
B E I NG
Y E M A R V E LL O U S L E G E N D O F T O M C O NN O R ’
S CAT
T h e l i ttle m an d id no t kn ow t he mea n in g f M ur o
phy s l as t s e n t ence —
’
M u rp hy e i t h e r b u t hav i n g
no r ; ,
,
e ro
ce e d d e
,
so
,
on
,
’
cut ff t h e chi l d s
o Tha t d isturbed t he harm ony
’
t oe .
,
’ ‘
, ,
s pa k in she i s l
’
Yes ma am say s T o m
‘
,
’
,
’
.
, ,
’
,
’
a i u a l to a m ill iner
q .
agai n an d l a id it o n h er mouth a s m uc h as t o s a y B e
, , ,
s he
, ,
,
’
,
’
,
’ ’
T h an k you ma am says To m ,
’
,
’
.
“
Yo u r e goi n o ff t o t he t own says sh e ‘ t o b uy
‘ ’ ’
,
’
,
3 22 Ha n d y A n d y
Ta r e a n says Tom wha t 11beco me me
’
ou ns ,
’
0
’
se v en y t me says
ey er h e an d t hien yo u must
,
’
all hav e
w pa r a pi ece wi rr a ! wi rr a l I ll be ru i ned i n
’
t o i — —
s h oe leat h e r say s To m
-
,
’
.
No more
“ ‘ your stu ff say s th e cat 0 do n t be
’
,
’
;
‘ ’
,
’
k h
a ra c t — for I v e rem arked yo u r w ife i s jealous
e rs
’
Tom .
’
,
’
,
’
, .
,
‘
,
’
“
O ff ra n t h e cat with t h ese words leav ing To m i n ,
, ,
, , .
poo h ! pooh !
My dea r si r said M u rt o u g h remember this is a
, ,
“
A y ay sh ou t ed all but Goggins ; “ go on wi th
,
the sto r y ”
.
Ha n dy A n dy 3 23
“ A n d w he n T o m was ask e d t o r el a t e t h e e ve nt s o f
t he morn i ng wh ich b rough t h im b e fore S qu ire B o t he ru m
, ,
accou n t o f i t .
ist rat e to T o m .
,
’
,
’
you r pa rd n — my o wn toes I ma ne S i r
’
, ,
.
’
S el l yo u r t oes ! s ai d t h e S qu ir e .
N o s ir t aki n t h e ca t t o marke t I m an e
’
, , ,
Tak e a ca t t o m arke t sa i d t h e S q ui re Yo u re .
’
d ru nk m an
, .
’
,
.
’
No yo u r h on o u r ; i t s o n t he s t re n gt h o f t h e c a t I
,
’
co m e t o S pake t o y o u
I t h i nk i t s o n t h e s t re n g t h o f a p in t o f w hi sky
’
T om
By t h e v a rt u e 0 m y o a t h you r ho n ou r i t s no t h i n
’
, ,
’ ’
bu t t he c at A n d so T o m then t o l d hi m a ll ab out t h e a f
.
’
I n the m e an t i m e what ar e w e t o do wi t h t h e c a t
,
say s B o t h e ru m .
Ha n dy A n dy
B ur n h e r say s th e b isho p sh e s a witc h
,
’
,
’
.
’
, ,
’
, .
’
“
‘
S he s pakes l ik e a Fren ch s py s ur e e noug h say s , ,
’
, ,
Wednesd ay .
’
B o t h e ru m .
,
’
, ,
’
Right says B o t h e ru m
,
’
we 11 mak e h e r subjec t ,
’
,
’
.
bra v e ru n o u t o f her .
’
“‘
M eet me a t the cross roads say s th e S quir e i n ,
’
,
‘
,
.
,
’
,
’
.
“‘
Is that t h e way yo u keep you r prom ise T o m ? ,
’
,
’
s hop ,
a l as t t ha t w ou l d make
n or to fit y an d on e ou ;
h e says I m u st b ri ng y
,
i nt o t h e t ow n f h i m t o t ake ou or
you r measu re .
’
A n d wh en a m I g ? say s t h e ca t l ook in g to o
’
s avag e .
T morrow say s T m
’
o -
,
o .
‘
I t w el l y said tha t T m sa id t h e ca t
’
s ou th e ,
o ,
’
, or
o ff sh e h op p e d .
b i tt er ca te rwau l .
, ,
N w g i t in t o t h i s an d I ll carry y i nt o t h e ’
o ,
ou
S u re I ca n wal k wi t h y say s t h e ca t ‘
ou ,
’
.
O h t ha t wou l d ,
d say s T m t he peo p l e i ’
n t o,
’
o ; n .
me -
d og i a m an s com pa n io n by n a t ure b c at
a s
’
,
ut s
do e s n o t s t an d rayson to .
’
We ll t h e ca t seeing t he r e w as n o
,
i n a gu me n t
,
u se r ,
w iia t n
’
. O u t cam e t h e S qu ir e a s ud de n j us t if on ,
as
i t w a ll by acc id e n t
as .
G d sav e y T m say s h e
’
o ou , o .
,
v o r. .
— n . z
Ha n dy A n dy
What s ’
tha t bag you h av e a t your
back ? says ’
t h e S qu ire .
again
Pon my ho nou r s i r said Tom w ith a wi n k an d
’
, ,
’
,
t hi ng in i t .
’
,
’
.
Is it doubting my c h a ra c k t h e r y o u d be s ir ? says ’
,
’
y ou le t t he ca t ou t of t b e bag I l l m u rther y o u
’ ’
.
,
“
A n hones t m an wo uld m ake n o obj ection t o be
‘
, ,
,
-
b g an d t h e r e t h e y
o , w h e r j um p i n a t t h e w i ndow an d
sa ,
u
p cam e t h e dogs t h e n e x t m i n it a n d ga t her e d rou n d ,
hag ly ing in b e d i n t h e co r n er ?
D id y a ca t c om e i n h e re ? s ay s h e
ou se e
’
.
Oh — — ,
no s q u e a l ed t he ld b g i n a
o o— o o a ,
Ye l p ye l p y el p ! w e n t t h e dogs outsid e
, , .
O h k e e p t h e dogs
, t hi s says t he ld hag out 0
’
,
’
o
‘
oh— — — o a n d th e hun t s man w her ey es g l are
o o sa
u n der t h e b l ank e t j u s t l ik e a ca t s ,
’
.
H il l o t h e h u nt s man pu l l i n g do w n t h e
sa 5 ,
b l an k e t — a n d wh a t S hou ld h e b u t t h e ld h ag s se e o
’
fl an k a ll i n a go r e f b lood o .
Ow w ! y ,
l d d i il
o is i t y ? y
ou o oul d v ou ou
ca t ! s ays h e op en i n g t he doo r
’
, .
c h angi n g in t o before t h e ir ey e s
a e at h d ar t ed ,
ou t s e
y ou co u l d y J ac k Rob
sa in
‘
so Bu t t h e m os t r e m ark n .
’
b u nt f
a t e rwa r ds bu t mice .
C HA PT E R XXI V
by all b u t t h e little ma n .
, , ,
M u r phy .
1
H a d y A d y w a s wri t t wh t h v d q u st i o o f t h
n n en en e ex e e n e
measu r e .
little m an .
, ,
’
“
Barbari an s ! exc l aimed t he l itt l e m an ; u sing a
” “
“ The c ru ci fix ion
!
”
exc l ai med the litt l e man h o rri ,
fied ; “
i s i t possib le they c ru ci fy people
O h no s ir said th e gossoon gri n n ing it s t h e
, , ,
’
ic t h u re I main s i r— a n i lli a n t ic t h u re t h a t i s h u ng
p , g p
u p i n t he c hapel and h e wanted a ham mer t o dh riv e t he
,
n ai l s
O h a p ict u r e o f the c ru c ifix ion said th e l ittle m an
, , .
, ,
,
’
,
Ha n dy A n dy 33 1
s l app e d -
by
to, t h e las t so u nd f t he retiri ng
on e one, o
, ly ea r I
t e nt w it h h i accom modat io n f wh ic h h m ad e
s ,
or s e
s i l en ce .
, , o
”
Faith an I wi ll sa id D ick d ragg ing th em ou t o f
’
,
’
, ,
Nonsen se D ick D ic k I s a y
,
my boots ,
corn er .
“
Tha t d e v i l w ill keep hi s wo rd m ut t ered M u rphy , ,
as he closed the w i nd ow — “
I may bid good bye t o t h at
pair o f boots — bad lu c k t o h i m A nd ye t t h e merry
atto r ney cou ld not hel p laugh ing a t D ick making hi m a
su ff e r er by h is own t r ick .
, ,
wit h h is ass istance d rew the u pset gig from the d itc h ,
the en e my h e determ in ed ,
v entu ring a s t ep fu r t h er on .
o w clothes
n Th e c loth es f the l it tle m an i n partic u l ar
. o , ,
o f t h e cand le s t i ck w i t h j us t as m u ch u n o n su med as
,
c
,
o s
o w raisi ng
n d m ake it m or e apparen t t hat he had
; an to
been grea t a s u ff erer
as the res t h e on ly t h rew a q u i l t
as ,
w i t h h is cand l es t ic k i n ha n d a n d th e rem n a nt f h is
one o
bu r nt s t ock in g b e t w e e n t he fi n g e r an d t hu mb f t h e o
oth e r .
Loo k a t t ha t Si r ! h e cri e d ,
h e h el d it u p the ,
as to
la n d lo rd .
3 34 Ha n d y A n dy
The l andlord cou l d on ly stare .
”
D ru nk s ir — I was n t d ru n k !
’
,
“ I t loo ks v e ry lik e it ” sa id M u rphy w ho d id n o t
, ,
his boo t s .
“
H as t he house been robb e d ? sai d the innocen t
”
e lector .
robbed l ”
“
Certain ly M r s K elly , sai d M u rphy
. no t a ,
”
“
You re a ge ntlema n M ist h e r M urphy said M rs
’
, , .
t ha t t h e m en w e r e d ru n k a n d pou red t h e wa te r ov e r
their w c lo t hes T r e pea t t h is idea t o t h e ms e lv es h e
o n . o
re -
ascended but t h e m en were i n cred u l ous The l it tle
,
.
fu t u re wh ich t he l it t le abor t io n
; to l r et ur n ed h i on v s
M h
u rt o u
g .
T be s u r e i — h ! h a ! ha ! — b u t y
“ o ,
s r ar e t h e
a ou
q ua re m an M i h M u rphy ,
st er
S end d ow n t h e road an d ge t my g ig
“ f t he ou t o
d i t ch .
”
T b e su re i o Poor d e v i l s ! pu t y ha n d s t h ey go t
, s r. r
al l obl iged g b e d fo
to r w ant
o to f c l oth es a nd h i h i o ; s t
ab le t o reach t he t ow n i n t i m e f po ll i ng t h a t d ay or ,
M u rphy t o ld t h e m t hei r m i nd s a t re s t f th ey
to se t ,
or
wou ld b e i n t im e t h e n ex t on .
ovd m wm
Han d h cm bia m iv d
M au d a ll mm in
hi s fa ll e nde a v ou ri m
I
,
s us pe n de d art ic la n M
be e f, and A ndy , all m m
C HAP T E R XX V
H I LE d isas te r an d h ubbub w ere ri fe b el ow t h e ,
i t wou ld b e be tt e r
n ot s e nd bac k t he H o no urab le s
to
’
w as o f an dd sor t t hey we re a ll i n t he i r s e v e ra l b e ds a t
o ;
t h e t ime an d roar e d a t eac h o t her t hroug h t h e i r d oors
, ,
; num to
b e r t hr e e and clai med res pec t
,
h i argu men t s t he
to s on
ab le s me ss e n ger
’
t h e bar f th e ho use a nd t her e
to o ,
”
su pply f Shoes o .
Th e us h e r r e ached t h e ki t c h en an d fo u nd A n dy i n h i s
33 8 Ha n dy A n dy
s h irt sleev es ,
scrapi ng the d ri pping fr o m
his l iv e ry with
an old kn i fe whose h a c kled edge considerably assisted
,
d e c ided negativ e .
A ndy .
no t go unt i l we ge t some ”
.
B ut i f we ca n t g o ’
,
’
, .
”
fut.
s t r ng e r
a
”
t old h i m t o do s o “
What does he know .
,
’
”
aisy I 11go and not dist h r e ss th e horse to p laz e any on e
’
,
.
“
T her e ! I k n ew h w i t wou l d b e said h e a n d o , ,
“
n ot my fau lt a t all .
”
Were yo u t ol d
’
n t t o ret u r n w it hou t t h em
not
“
B u t wai t t i ll I t el l y h w i t was su r e ; an dou o
,
, as
f or t h at t h e el ec t io n w go i n g agai n s t t hem A n dy as .
h i hors e s moki ng h
s a n d i nd i ca t i ng l am e n ess Th e
ot, .
t ha t t he n ex t d ay n e ar l y a ll t hose ou tl yi ng e le c t o rs ,
pen se wou ld be f
,
av ai l Th u s M u rphy s t ri c k
o no .
,
’
wo r k .
A s i t w s ho rt er by fou r m i l es across th e co u n t ry
as
to i nhabit th e hi lls .
“
O h ! mu rd he r w ha t l l I do ? though t A ndy t o
,
’”
I kn ow — an d h i s house i s u nd h er me th i s m in it an d ,
modi c k i k c .
,
.
its pu r e b reat h .
Well I d ra t her ha v e ,
’
said the other giant ;
an d agai n A n dy l ost w h at h is at rociou s desi res we re
“ than all t h e other s lices in the wor l d Wha t a .
an kle f he r o
s t e rs ! to e at a woman .
“
W h at a fool you a r e to be i n l ov e said the ,
crease f hi s i n eb r ia ti o n
o .
“
Is t h at w h at the b ru tes call lo v e thought A ndy , ,
”
“ to ate a woman ?
“
I wis h h was b f my bon e and flesh f my
s e o ne . o o
fl esh ,
sa id the se con d gian t .
Ha n dy A n dy 3 43
O f t h i s s p ee c h A ndy h e ard o n l y bo ne a n d fl e sh “ “
,
hi s d iaphragm .
D o n t b e afraid f h i m (
“ ’
bi p) I hav e h i m o ccu ;
u nd h e r my th umb (bi p) I ca n cru sh hi m whe n I ccu .
p l as e .
”
O ! my poo r wl d m h
“ me nt ally ejacu l a te d
o a st er j ) ,
Andy .
Th e y k n ow t he w ho l e cou n t ry ho ugh t An dy ,
”
t .
B u t te ll m e what was t ha t y sa id t o h im a t t h e
,
ou
el ec t io n ? said t h e d ru nke n
”
one .
one
( p)
b i ccu .
Th e big bu ll y says
“
m e H a ve you a l ease ? to ,
‘
say s b No say s I
e ; ‘
bu t I hav e an art ic le
,
’
Wh a t ;
‘ "
ar t ic l e ? says b ’
I a fi ne brass b lu n derbu s say s
e ;
‘
t
’
s s ,
’
I a nd I d lik b m w ld d i p
’
e t o se e t b i l e an ou s u te t c t t e I
,
A ndy he k n ew by t he wo r d s f t h e s p e aker it w as
; ,
o ,
i d for that
n se f Larry Hogan S o now h is giants
o .
v ersat ion .
“
S o you re i n l o ve sai d Larry wi t h a hi ccup t o
’
, , ,
ou r fri e n d f t h e b l u nd e rb u ss
o h a ! ha ! ha ! y ou big ;
“
foo l .
”
“
We ll you ld t hi e f d on t y
,
l ik e a pu rt y gir l
o ,
’
ou
yo urse l f ?
I d id wh e n I was you ng and foo l ish
,
.
Fa ith then y
’
you ng and foolis h a t th a t ra t e
, ,
ou
’
re
other gi v i ng h i m a slap
, t h e back on .
i naudib le A n dy an d t h e r e s t f t h e s e nt e nc e w
to , o as
los t.
An dy s c u rio si ty w as gr e a t
’
W h c o u l d t h e gi r l .
“
o
he
A nd y o u d carry her o ff’
said Larry .
I w ou l d said t h e o t h e r ; “
I m o nl y afra id o ’ ’
S q u ir e Egan .
t h e sp e a kers .
( “ p)
bi ccu he s u ndh e r
’
my t hu mb
Be aisy ”
s ai d t he o t h e r co nte m p t uo usly w h o
, , ,
“
I tel l y ou I m his ma st h e r ! s a id Larry w ith a
’
Larry a ll uded t o .
Th at Larry a c l os e c u n n i ng ci rc u mv e n t i ng rascal
, , , ,
foib l e wa s b raggi ng o f h is i nfl u e n c e a n d s o ru n n in g t he ,
ris k o f l osi ng i t .
H i s o wn n a me h e heard m or e t h an on c e and v o lu pt u ,
Ha n dy A n dy
ous raptu res pou red fo rt h abou t lo v e ly l i ps and hi ps a nd
an k les fr o m t h e h e r c ulean k n ight of t h e b l u nde r buss ,
”
The n said th e H ercu les with a n oath I ll soon
, ,
“
,
’
th e m en all fo llowed .
“
O h ! to th in k I shou ld bring h i m i nt o t ro ub le ,
Ha n dy A n dy 3 47
sai d A n dy “ t h e k i nd a n d good ma st h e r h e was t o m e
,
,
”
sho u ld co me t o t h ro u b le ! and poor A ndy Spo ke j ust
wha t he felt O r wou l d i t d o t o k il l t ha t b l ackg u ard
.
b u t i f I k il l ed a ma n o n p urpose s u re i t wo u l d be S lap ,
1 How sa gui a ry p al d f p a st y a rs g
o ft e n h as t he n n en co e o e su
g st d this r fl t i d pr v k d h gui l t i t w a s m a t w
e e e ec on an o o e t e e n to a e
H a ppi ly w la ws no mi ld r d m r pr t t iv f r m t h ir
ou r a re e , an o e o ec e o e
mi ld ss
,
ne
f r g i g p a ss a g d y s u mb l s u t ri g a qu a i t
.
3
‘
In t he o e o n e, An t e on t e n n
p l a s a t ry f i t is p a rt l t ru a s w ll a s d r ll h t i f a
e n or y e e o — t e no on o
n n e t o t e O n en on t oo
s ld m l ad us th r bu t rat r t d h th r w y f a rta i
.
e o e e e, he en t e o e a or ce n
p a is sa i d
l ce p av d with g d to be s d sur l y b ad e oo o ne an
,
one s w u ld l ad us pw a rd s Th h phra s f a m
o n ot e u en t
,
e e o an
s la ppi g h ga s f H av hi w f a is f h s
.
n t e te o e en in s o n ce one o t o e
e n o en
i d u l g T h phra s S la ppi g h d r i v ry d y d
n e. e e “ n t e oo
”
s e e -
a an
co mm bu t wh a pp l i d
on h ga s f H av
en d i e to t e te o e e n, an “
n
a ma s w f a n
’
o h n mm phra s b m s fi Bu t h w
ce
”
t e co on e e co e ne o
st hi gs b m p y b y h fi t ss f h ir
, .
o ft hen t mm e co one t n e co e oe t r t e ne o t e
gr at ss f th ugh l i s i big w rd s
e ne o o t e n o .
C HAPTE R XX V I
ber for the cou nty There was n o doubt i n any reaso n
.
face .
o
pp o Sit e party wh o begged
,
t o rem i nd t h e E g an it e s o f
A re t h ey C a rlin g fo rd s o r Po ld o o d ie s ?
S o fresh lov e ”
,
.
S o m u c h th e bette r .
O G ra dy s a t u p o n t he so fa as he Spoke an d requested
’
Won t I faith
’
,
s aid O G ra dy
’
Maybe yo u ’
.
”
th i n k I don t want it ? ’
“
Indeed I don t dear
,
’
, .
“
A r e yo u mad woman ? I s it taki ng leave o f t h e
,
”
T won t agree w it h y ou
’ ’
.
al l owed
Why I c an t expec t much j us t yet — we m us t b e
’
th e c r av at fr o m h er hands .
Ha n dy A n dy 35 1
W ha t t h e d e v i l i s t h e wom a n s ho u t i ng a t ? s aid ”
O G dy
’
ra .
wi fe t i midly w ho bega n
, ,
t h i n k hi head was a litt le
to s
l igh t .
“
Fro m t h e t r e as u ry t o be sure , .
no w to wo n de r w ho t a l ks f oys t ers ?
,
o
”
M y dear I thou gh t y ,
s ai d y d ea t Six ou s ev en ou
’
or
h u n d red of oys te rs !
Pooh poo h ! wo ma n ; i t i f t h e pen s io n I m s o
’
I th i n k a ma n m ay b e al l owed e a t hi s u pp e r wh to s o
e x p e c t s i h u nd red a y e ar
s x .
”
O G dy we nt down s t ai rs an d w hear t i l y we l
’
ra -
as
,
s ick roo m bu t M
-
O G d y sugges te d t ha t fo r fear
rs .
’
ra ,
”
Yis m am ,
a
’
.
S art in m a am ,
’
.
”
O h y is ma a m ,
w ere b ad ma am — b k
,
’
t hey ,
’
e a se
;
w h en I m wld a t h i n g on ce I nev er forge t i t again
’
to , ;
and y ou wld me wh e n they o pen ed thei r mout h s o nce
to
,
’
“
Ve ry good A ndy a n d y h ave k e pt the m i n
, ; ou
“ Fai x they r e ,
wld e nough where I pu t them
’
co ,
”
m a am
’
.
;
b e for e h e had t i me t o com m e nce O perations the l f O ac
“
D o n t y s mel l it Fu rlo ng s aid S catterb r ai n
’
ou ,
?”
,
“
I i t horri d ? sa id O G dy with a look f
S n t
’ ” ’
ra , o
d isgu st .
t h i ngs .
”
What d o y th in k o f i t miss ? added he to A ugus ta
ou
, ,
“
it j us t u nder y our nose
’
s .
”
Ha n dy A n dy 353
a fa t he r .
“ I l l t ry my k n ife
’
sai d S ca tt erb rai n w ith on on e , ,
t he bargai n .
did perce i v e
n ot .
“
Cu t ff th e beard s aid O G dy
O I do n t l i k e i t
,
’
ra ,
“ ’
.
O G dy
’
ra t e m per and i l l h e a l t h h e hes i t ated t i l l h e
’
s -
, ,
;
t hough t h w as c ry i ng an d t h e n h e co u l d b e s i l en t
s e ,
H e ga v e a g entle pa t t h e bac k f t h e n ec k h e on o as
by F ur l ong .
ou t s id e .
”
O G dy began
’
ra swear a t h i d i sap poin t men t — h
to s e
h ad hi s hear t
se t oys t e rs M O G dy rang t he
on . rs .
’
ra
be ll — A n dy appeared .
“
H ow d are y b ring u p suc h oys t ers as t h e s e
ou ? ”
roared O G dy ’
ra .
Th e mi h i dh d t he m i
st r s or e re , s r.
3 54 Ha n dy A n dy
“
It o l d y ou n ever t o bring u p b ad
oy s te rs said ,
, .
H a v e y ou a n ose ? say s O G dy ’
ra .
Yes sir , .
"
“
An d how cou ld yo u y they were good t hen ? sa ,
asked hi m istress s .
,
n t
’
da
X
Ih
’
, ,
n o
“ W e l l th er e s som e t h ing e l s e I wa n t t o S p e ak
,
’
to
you r hono ur abo u t .
”
Wha t i s it Han dy ,
yo u r h onou r ga v e m e th a t I sp i n t a t t he b b u po n r e ee n
1
t he l h t ha t co u l d b e acco m m od at ed a t M
’
e ct ors n t
’
rs .
k e ep it you rself .
”
co un t i f y pl
,
ousa id A ndy prod uci ng a d i rt y piece
az e , ,
o f paper wi t h som e ,
early i nscru t ab l e h ieroglyph ics n
u pon i t .
L w pub l i k h us
1 o C f ssi
c o e. 9 on e on .
35 6 Ha n dy A n dy
S ca tte rbrai n com menced a n exami na t i o n f t h is l i te rary o
s m e ti me i f b w ro t e i t
a e .
f i
co n u s n an d I was obl iged to pay h i m for t ha t
’
,
so
j
T o a t e in f o T i n I llik t h u rs A n d e
o e h rs s
o n C h e ws d a i
T oe ti l
l o rd Bi l ur
.
L an Fo r A ll Be f
o
10 1 8 12
I
2
”
showed you the acco un t .
“ I t s v e ry l i ke it t hough
’
s aid S catterb rain laug h , , ,
g reat accou n t a n t .
, ,
but i n a lady s ha nd ’
.
“
I th i n k I k now the hand t oo sai d Cha r lotte , , .
“
O n ly for two days said Charl otte try in g t o S lake
, ,
”
fi rst sight retu rn ed Augu sta half c rying ; an d what
,
“
,
”
do I s e e here ? some words i n pen cil .
t h us °
Ha n dy A n dy
h s m im s hi k wh h ar ’
O ! o et e
p t d n en re s s to e
Wh fl pp gu s b s t th ,
en i a nt ton e e e ee
Tha t ll mus t l v th wh h u rt a r
a o e ee en t o ne
But wi ll r f rg t h
one ne e
’
o e t ee
W il l y i ndeed
ou , ? sai d A ugu sta ”
cru sh i ng t he ,
to fu l fi l my o wn p r oph e cy an d w ri te o n e my s e lf ; but
n o — my sto ry m us t go o n H owever I will s ay th at .
, ,
owned i n his life t h eir loss wou ld ha v e bee n rega r ded less
,
. one , ,
d uri ng ab s e n c e — a nd i mp lo ri ng re membran c e f h i s o
,
o o n
i nd ication t ha t t he Sp i ri t f t h e l in es wa s her w o o n.
e t erna l a n d th e t hou gh t ga v e
one , m uch pai n that so ,
, ,
Wh h si ks r s en t e su n n to e t,
A d star f w st
n t he o t he e
h d s i t s s f si l v r l ight
S e o t e
’
o e r t h e se a
Wh a t sw t t h ugh t s a ris ee o e,
3 62 Ha n dy A n dy
A s h d im wi l ight d i s
t e t e
F h I m thi ki g f th
or t en a n n o ee
Oh th r w d i g f as t
en c o n
C m o j s f e t he p a st o
y o t he
o t e ne O on on e by ,
L ik sta rs p pi g
e the ee n ou t ,
Thr ugh h da rk ss a b u
o t e ne o t,
Fr m s f Si l t d p h f h ky
o t he o t en e t o t e S .
hus
A n d ight
t as t h e n
G r ws m r l v l y d brigh t
,
o o e o e an
Wi th h l ri g f p la t d s a r t e e us t
’
n O ne an t
this da rk ss f mi
,
80 ne o ne
Wi a rad i a d ivi ns n ce ne
Fr m l ight th a t s i l l l i g rs a fa r
o t he t n e
Th w l m h ight
.
en e co e t e n
Wi th s ft h l y l ig t it s o o h
,
i t s sil my h a r is m r f r
In e nce e t o e ee
ru d w rld f rg t
T he e o to o e
Wh r p l asur I m e e no e e
’
ve
,
et
i Sh ur at I p rt d fr m th
nc e t h e o th a e o ee .
story .
, s e
l
e t t er
”
t o F u rlong — an d h s pen t ha l f a day at t h e s e
o r,
“
It wo r th my n otice
’
s n ot sti ll be tt er arriv e ; o r, ,
u po n t o be s e ve r e .
a n d A ndy w as t o b e d e s pa t ch ed t h e follow i ng d ay to
D ub l i n t ak e ch arge f a cargo f b a n db oxes bac k
to o o
b obey ed
e s t ric tl y an d was
so act iv e i n l ay ing m i l
,
so
,
or
abou t b l u sh ing a nd a ll t ha t so rt f t hi ng an d t h e
“
,
”
o ,
pu e ri le p e rc e p t io n s f t h e k w so m et h ing v ery
o a t ta c e sa
3 4
6 Ha n dy A n dy
s mart i n send i ng her wher e wi t h t o hide he r bl u shes “
.
sa
y w b yo u
at, w ill guess I dare y
— but I sen d yo u , sa
a l ittle toy I w y w
,
b wh ich C u
onpid’
migth t sa a t, on
sym pto ms .
’
E ve r ev e r eve r you rs , , ,
”
PS . . Take care how you open i t .
r azo r s whi ch wan ted sett ing w h ich A ndy p opped i nto ,
;
spoke f his Reveren ce res pect ing ghostly matters th e
o ,
, ,
and po e t ca l t em p e ram e n t f
i wh ic h t he cou n t ry i or s
t hey ar e n o t ld fo rms b u t co i ra t h e r ,
a se ns i a tt r a ct v e ,
to
tiv e people b e side s I bel ieve t hos e ve ry forms w he n
; , ,
m i l es ,
d is s ay i ng m ass (
an for t h e th i rd t i me mos t l ike l y )
befo re b reak fa s t w hic h co n s um ma t ion f hi s mo r n ing s
, o
’
ob t ai n a wo rd f ad v i ce fro m th e wo rt hy Fa t her wh
o ,
o
; s
s p on d i g bright
n ness on the looks of hi s hea r ers who ,
b r ig h t m usical an d refr es h i ng
, ,
Fat h er D om in ick s .
’
, s
a ppeal H eav e n
to add ress her thu s to 2
“ Ag D i
n us
y d be t t
e e r j u m— p ov e r t
ouh e rai
’
l s f t h e o
a tl h I t h in k G a l ong
a r, . t h a t t her e p le n ty
o o ut 0
’
,
’
s 0
’
0 f
r a te, wi l l m
r a t r er
y i n d wh a t I y y ou sa to ou
Th ru e f y M
or Fin n ou, i t a sham e
rs . f h i m t o b e ’
s or
t h mpli
ra y ou G alon g D arby Casy d own t here
n
’
on . o , , ,
wo m an s c loak u ndher y
’
i n deed ! 0 f l
ou ra te
,
r a t r et
.
a backward glance h e wo u l d y , sa
“ I hear y th ere — ca n t y ou b e q uie t a n d be ’
ou n ot
di st u rbi t he m as s y h y h ?
n
’
,
ou a t e ns
”
Y d bett e r k i ll th e chi l d I t h i n k h mp li
’ ’
ou , ,
t ra n on
hi m Lav e ry G
,
tha t . you r co n d u c t i scan da
o ou t 0
’
s
l ou s D mi obi m n us v o scu
37 0 Ha n dy A n dy
A ga i n h e t u rned to pray and a fter so m e t i me h e
,
t hos e w ho h ad ”n o t .
w ished t o r e mi nd y o u of y ou r d u ty ? a r e n t you we t ’
“
A nd i s it l augh i ng y ou are y o u hay t he n s ? sai d ,
I w i ll in u nda t e y o u w i t h p i et y ! M ayb e it s F a t h e r ’
t he t h rong ) H a ! ha s o y o u would n t li k e i t I se e
.
’
, .
hay t h e n s y ou m a le f ac t ho r s a nd c rue l p e r s e c u t h o rs ,
w e re m ad e o f an d t he n t h e rai n m igh t me l t y o u i f I
,
cou ld n t : bu t n o — t hem n ak e d r a ft h e rs g r i n i n y ou r
’
( he re th e re w a s a s en sat ion
) H a ! ha ! th. a t m ak e s
o u O pe n yo u r ea rs d oes i t ? M or e sh ame f or you ;
y ,
”
word i n case o f nec essity .
S U B S C RI PTION L IST
F OR THE R E PA IR S E N L A R G E M E NT
A ND OF BA LL Y
SL O U G H G U T P H E RY C H A P E L
PH IL IP B L A K E P P , . .
”
fami ly i and h has no h ild h,
s r, s e c re .
that yet
0
’
Thi s e xcited m uc h .
”
i ng h er cap at a hands om e y ou ng
fellow i n the parish .
J u d y M oy l a n o Ve r y g d ] dy th e wome n ar e oo ,
u ;
beha v i ng l ke gentl eme n th ey 11have i ;
’
P at F i nn e rt y 0 3 4 I m not su re i f i t i s 8 4d
“ ’
5 . . or
3 4 d3 for
. the fi gu re
. is
,
b lotted
but I belie v e i t is 8 4d 5 . .
“
Wel l Pat as I said e igh t an d
, ,
for a b l ot si r ? ”
,
“
Yes I wou l d t hat s t h e ru le
,
’
, .
,
cal led o u t “
Ra ff erty ! Ra ff erty ! ,
fe t t y
Ha n dy A n dy 3 75
. d .
A n ld g rey h e ad e d man app e ared
o -
bearing a l arg e p la te a n d F a t h e r ,
Phi l co n t i n u e d
Th e re
“
w b e ac t i v e — I mno ,
’
s e nd i n g h i m amo ng y good p e o ou ,
m u ch y wouasld l i k e t o
oub e r e ad
be for e you r n eighbou rs gi ve wha t ,
l i tt le y ca n t oward s th e r e pai rs
ou
,
an d I w i l l co nt i n ue t o read t he out
him !
Sq u i re Eg n
a S S qu ir e Egan fi v e pou n ds
“
l is t e n t o t hat fiv e po u n ds a
P i
r ot e st a n t b p ii fiv e
n t e ar s a
w e do n t t ake c are ’
.
O No t h e r w parish ei t h e r o n ,
ki n d l ady .
0 A nd h e r e I mu s t r e mark t h a t
“
M i lligan f Ro u nd t ow n o pou n d ,
one ;
D arby D aly f Ro u n d t ow n o ,
one
po u n d S a m F i n n iga O f Rou n d
; n
R dp
ou n d t own K i t D wy e r
ou n ,
on e ;
f T w p
o od ro u n d
n ou npou n d , o ne
3 76 Ha n dy A n dy
u dI m an e Pa t R d p ; d Po u n ou n ou n
d en I man e,
Pat P d a po un d oun en
f / p l of y you are n ot a
'
o t oa t a te ou r s ;
w et w i l l be i n to t he gallery nex t
S un day i f they d o n t I t h ink th at ’
.
f Si l v er r e ady
o the m ribbo n s f ; o
e
M at t h w L a v e ry O 2 6 H does n t bel ong t o Rou nd
e
’
t ow n Rou n dtow n w i l l b e re
po r t f th e C hu rch
O Mark my .
An d l oo k at t h ei r n am e s — M at
t h e w M ark Lu ke and John t he
, , , ,
a n d only te n sh il l ings a mo ng t h e m !
O h they are apost l es
,
worthy f n ot o
t h e n ame w e ll ca l l t h em th e P ’
oor
Ap l fro m th is
os t e s
( h er e a l ow out
”
y ou t ha t n am e w i ll s t ic k to y ou .
( H e r e t h e l augh w l o ud e r ) as .
A vo ic e wh e n t he l augh s ubsi d e d
, ,
e xc l a i m e d I ll make i t t en hilli
,
“ ’
s n s,
’
Wh t ha t said Fa t h e r Ph i l
o
’
s .
M a tt h e w L u k e a n d Jo h n w i ll f l
, , o
l w your e xam p l e ?
o
W e wi ll y ou r r e v e ren c e , .
A h I t ho ugh t y m ade a m i s ou
t ake we ll ca l l y;
’
w th e F i k ou no a i
f l u A p l a n d
ost e s I t h i n k t he c hange
i n t he n am e i s b h t han s e v e n e tt er
a n d Six p en ce a p iec e y to ou .
I y i
se en t he ga l lery
ou t here ,
we l l d ess e d wom a n f
-
r h y back or t r
ha l — t h a t — h had her
se e s e
m on ey ready i f y on l y as ked f i t ou or
do n t g by t h at other woma n
’
o
t her e O h h S o y wo n t gi v e ,
o ou
’
a n y t hi ng m a am Y ,
ough t to b e
’
. ou
n e t an d h wo n t giv e a f l i g
, s e
’
a rt i n .
f r om t b is d ay ou t st b r a w bon ne t s pay
fi p e n ny p ie ces
’
.
T h o mas D u rf y ,
E sq l O
“
It his paris h a n d h e s a
’
s n ot
’
nny
.
M i Fa D aw
A Pr ot e st a n t ou t o b e p a r il
f
ss
so n I 0 0
t ,
s h am i ng y o u l
3 78 Ha n dy A n dy
De nn i s Fa nn i n Ve ry good i nd ee d , ,
for a wo rking
mason .
J mmy
e Ri l y 5 e O Obad fo r a hedg e c a rpe nt he r
N ot -
.
r e veren ce s houted J em my “ an d
”
, ,
second fi ve shillin s ” ’
.
“
SO yo u d id Jemmy cried Father
, ,
to remi nd m e o f i t ; but I w as in a
h u r ry to mak e a si ck cal l when y o u
gave it to m e an d fo rgo t it afther : ,
s fl e nc e .
In in s t an t
an f t hose su dden c han ges com mon
o ne o
O ra
fte, r a t r e s.
I be li ev e su c h s c e nes as th is ar e f u n fre q u e n t n ot o
th em .
q u i r e w ha t h e wanted
Wh this pa ssag wa s wri t I r la d wa s d isturb d (a s h h
1
en e te n e n e s e as
too f b ) b sp i al pa rl i a m ta ry pr v ati
o t en een
y ec v a en o oc on : — t he ex
i us vigi la f l gis a t iv ly s
t o n ce o p vish ss f p al t r
e l e nx e the ee ne O y
p rs u t rs
e ec o .
C H APTE R XXIX
to b e h e l d in t he hou se i n h on ou r o f M atty D wy er s
,
’
. e ,
for Joh n D wyer was what i s com monly cal led a clos e
”
fi st e d fellow and h is wou ld b e so n in law cou ld not
,
- - -
,
re
i n t he m i re .
I r e m e mb e r h e ari ng O f a n in s t a n ce f t h i s n a t u r e o ,
b im f hi
or O bv ious prefer en c e f p rofi t tru e
s t oo o to
Wb y
o a re plai n as look
ou s cou ld s p e ak
as .
cal l i ne ff ab le d isdai n
“ .
”
Why wou ld t hi n k y d id
one k n ow m e ! ou n t
’
t h e m a n t h a t w cou rt i an d in l ov e w i t h y ? as n
’
ou
”
i ndeed o nc e i l
,
wi b my f b
n ov e b w fi lly bu t I
t at er s
’
ro n ,
”
forget hi m in t ir e ly .
sa
y tha t A n dy con fided t h e wh ole pos t o ffi c e a ff ai r t o -
d isclosu re go t th e wo r t hy S q u i re i n t o h is vi l l anou s
,
d e c l ar e d he w as so p le as ed w ith h im t h a t h e wou l d ,
la v i n g s a n d n o e n d o f d a n c ing afther !
,
’ ”
g ro ups i n t h e su ns h i ne o r l ay i n t h e shad e u nd e r t h e
,
yo urself .
I n t h e m e an t im e t h e b ar n was l ai d o u t w i t h l ong
,
g a bu n da n ce an d p l e n ty l e f t aft e r
1 O ve rflo win
, .
3 86 Ha n dy A n dy
bacon and in te rm e di ate Stacks f cabb ag e an d hug e
,
o
, o
b m
a rr a ss began t o pe r v ad e t h e who le as semb l y ti ll
ent
,
”
I y yis sa , .
H e 11 co me y e t i s aid a v oi ce
’
,
s r, .
N he wo n t o, said Jack I h e wo n t — I
’
,
”
,
“
se e
’
h e l ikes b h e sh an t
,
and h e stru ck th e t ab l e
ut
’
hou se wou l d ax y ,
f t he rai l s before you r door an d ou or ;
h e goes bac k f h is barga in w b k o I wou ld n o t let no ,
e a se
s n ug co t tage i t a n d i t al l r e ady f t h e gi rl t o wa l k
on ,
’
s or
w a nd I ll gi ve h e r
”
no ,
h im !’
to
Th e gir l c ou l d resis t an e xc l am a t io n f su rpris e not o ,
3 88 Ha n dy A n dy
wh ich her fathe r hush ed by a wo rd an d l ook so p e re mp
to ry t ha t s h e saw remonstran ce wa s i n vai n a nd a
, ,
“ A re
y iz al l d u mb ? e xcla im ed Jack i n su rp r ise ,
.
t h e word .
he go t u p and sa i d Wou l d I do s ir ? , ,
wh ic h ev e ry o n e b u t A ndy u nd e rs tood t o m ea n “ s h e
d id n t l i ke i t at all bu t wh i ch A ndy i n t erpreted qu it e
’ ”
,
l il
t e rs , h ead ing the body gu ard f t he bride p l ied d ron e -
o ,
co t tage f wh i ch he had
o s udden l y become m aster an d so ,
“ I t v ery quare i s
’
s it ? says A ndy w ith a gri n,
n t
’ ”
,
“
You r estat e and my e s t ate said A n dy ,
.
“
S u re y ou d on t cal l t he t h ree cornered fie l d my
’
”
-
O h no said An dy ,
”
I man e th e blessed a nd .
o f ; a n d A n dy dr e w a s t oo l ne ar t h e h e i r e ss the ,
o n
“ S i t a t t h e o t h e r s id e f t h e fi re sai d M a tty v e ry o ,
”
,
coldly .
“
Y m iss r e spo n d e d A n dy v e ry re s p e c t fu ll y and
e s, , , ;
i n sh ov i n g h i s e a t bac kwa rd s t h e l egs f t he s t ool
s o
ov e r h e ad .
he i doing h i s bes t
s mak e hi ms e lf agr ee ab l e
to .
“
I t i s w ell yo u r coa t ne w sai d M att y w i t h a
’
s not , ,
p iqu e d w i t h a ll h i r e v e r en c e for t h e h e ir e ss a t t h is
, s ,
al l u s io n h i s pov er t y
to B u t s ur e i t was n t t h e co a t
.
“ ’
y ou m arri e d b u,
t t h e ma n t h a t s i n i t a nd s ure I ll ’
;
’
M att y v e ry d ri ly Y k n ow t h e Ol d say i ng Do n t
, . ou ,
’
“
A h dar l i n do n t b e c rue l
,
’
,
m e ! sai d A n dy i n
’
to
”
,
a su pplica t i ng t o n e I k no w I m .
“
d i f
’
n ot e sa rv n
’
o
“
Nobody e l s e h av e m e ! e xc l ai m e d M a tt y her ”
,
as
“
I beg you r pard o n m iss sai d poor A n dy wh i n , , , o
t ha t
“
S ay mor e abou t i t sai d M a tty wh re cov e re d
no
, ,
o
o f t h e fi el d an d hou s e ? ”
39 2 Ha n dy A n dy
“
Y is m iss , .
“
Sa rt a in ly said Andy who d re w the l ease fro m h i s
, ,
“
A rrah ! i s it jok e s you are c ra c k in s ai d A ndy ’
“
I tel l you w hat i t is said M at t y j u m ping u p
”
, ,
“
I l l c rack you r head i f you don t b e h a v e yo urse l f !
’ ’
O h wi rra ! w irra
,
said A ndy in amaze ar e n t ,
’
y ou my wife ?
Your w i fe reto rt e d M at t y w i t h a ve ry devi l in ,
h er ey e — “
You r w i fe in deed y ou great oma d b a u n ; , ,
y ou ?
A rrah then why d id you marry me ? s aid A n dy
“
, ,
”
,
i n a p it ifu l argumentat i ve wh i n e .
,
’
I t e l l you .
“ Oh B lessed V i rgi n !
,
”
cried A n dy ; “ a n d wh a t
w ill be th e e n d o f it ? ”
the knock .
too much me n f t h e i r wo rd
o doub t they wou ld
to
,
arri vi ng a t t he s t u m p
on
o f an l d t r e e bo u nd hi m secu rely t o it a n d l e ft h im
o , ,
h e mp.
C H AP T E R XXX
H E ne ws f A ndy s w e dd i ng o s t ra n ge in i t s el f
’
,
so ,
Arra b d id y ,
b f b w ou d b rf l w
ea r d d i g o w as
t e on e u e n
,
or e e n
ho l d f t he s t o ry by t h is e n d h appen e d
o me et A n dy s to
’
y M Roo ney
o rn n
”
an d ’
to ou, rs . ,
s ure I w ish y jy ou o .
“
O ch h on e and f why d ear ? a n swer e d M rs
,
or ,
”
.
Roo n ey su r e i
,
“
n o t h in bu t t rouble an d ca re I
,
t
’
s
’
A rrah wh wl d y,
agra ?
o to o u so ,
“
S ure t h e b y wil l t ke care f y o w wo n t h e ?
a o ou no ,
’
Wha t b y o
A n dy s ur e ,
“
A ndy ! rep l ied h i m o t her in amaze men t
”
s , .
“ A n dy i d d l — ,
n ee plac e an d w i t hou t a baw
out 0
’
,
39 6 Ha n dy A n dy
bee t o b l ess h imse lf wit h l — st ay in o u t a ll n igh t t h e ’
blackgu ard !
By th is an d t ha t I do n t th i nk you k n ow a word
,
’
d e r now .
“ Don t I ”
i nd eed ? s ai d M rs Rooney hu ff ed at
’
,
.
,
d irec t q u e stion s .
“
Fo r th e t e n d h e r me rcy M i cky La v e ry m ake m e , ,
s in s ib le,
and don t d ist h ra c t me
’
i s t he b oy married ? ”
Y is I te l l you
”
.
,
“ To Jac k D wy er s daughte r ’
”
“
Yis .
“
A n d gev h i m a fo rt n P ’ , , ’
“
G e v hi m hal f h is pro perty I te ll y o u and he ll , ,
’
wh o are you at al l ?
“
Your m oth er ih law j ewe l ! cr ied t h e Widow - -
t ru d in g mou t h o n h e r c l en ch e d fi s t i nstead o f h e r li ps ,
, ,
i n he r apro n .
y ,
.
h e rsel f up .
Oh that s i t is i t I cri e d M a t ty ; ’
so i t s
’
An dy y o u want ?
T o be su re : why wou l d n t I want h i m y o u h us sy
’
so n s hou s e
’
q uie t ly t hat y u n n a t u ra l baggage ?
so as ,
ou
b ro ke n nos e b ut M a tty s y ou t h an d ac t iv i t y j oi n ed t o
;
’
t hough had ,
t he ld l ady be e n b l ow n by her l o ng
n ot o
run th e v i c t o ry wou l d
,
hav e b een e asy f Sh e n ot so , or
wh ic h h h ad l o n g h el d
s e t i ll a su cc e ssfu l kic k fro m t h e on
sw eet s p ee ch e s f M a tt y h e r re t rea t S he w cu rs
or ,
on as
Am azo n h ca m e fla tt e r A l as f t h e b rev i ty f
s e to .
, or o
h u ma n e xul t a t io n !
H w far e d i t i n t h e m e a nt im e w i t h A n dy ? H e
o ,
poor d ev i l ! h ad pass e d a c ol d n ig h t t i e d p t h e ld ,
u to o
p i eces .
ing A n dy s bonds ’
A cou pl e b e ggar i n my parish
.
-
,
’
i n de ed ! I l l u n do t he ma rriag e l — have yo u a kn i fe
’
, ,
.
,
‘
-
O U B T L E SS th ereader h as a n t ici pa te d t h a t t h e
pr e s e nce o f Fat her Ph i l i n t he com pany o f t h e
S qu ire a t t hi s i m m ed ia te t i m e wa s o n accou nt o f
t h e com m un ica t io n m ad e by A ndy abou t t he post o ffi c e -
a n d i t wa s o n h is i n t e n d e d v is i t t o M erry v a l e t ha t he
m et it s hospi t abl e ow n e r a n d tell ing h i m t he r e wa s a
,
c i a l i n t h e re ve la t ions o f t ha t day
p .
t e a ; ;
f r om the t hought Of suc h a id Now Father Phi l had
'
.
,
,
”
m in d ing hi m .
in g rascal .
S qu i r e .
presc r ipt ion you ar e said he for com pound ing better
,
”
,
”
m arriages than I c an ?
“
S o methi ng very g h y I dare y t he d oc t or is
”
n au t , sa ,
“
J udge fo r you r self lady fai r sai d t he docto r h an d , , ,
docto r .
It is too w ick e d .
,
”
.
, ,
e pig r am
Th ugh ma h s al l mad i h av th y
o tc e a re e n e en, e sa
y,
Y Hy m h mis hi f f h a t h s
et en, w o c e o t c e
m i m s d al s wi h h h us
,
So l id f t /re w ay
’
et e e t t e o e t ot z e r s e a
d A h mak L if ma h s
n t /z e r e t e
y e uc er tc e .
’
,
w ant t o ge t rid o f u s ”
.
wo r s h i p o f Bacc h us ”
.
to Lo ndon .
g iv e m t ha t l ett e r f i n t rodu c t io n
e you r fri en d i n
o to
D ub l in whom I l ong t o k now
,
.
”
Who i s he ask e d t h e S qu i r e .
n ame hi m O g ,
Loftu s fro m h is i m itat io n f t ha t
r an ,
’
o
car ca t ure
i .
“
H ow d id y m an age to become acqu ai nted with
ou
h im i n qu ir e d t he doc t or f I d id t h i nk h e l ay ,
or n ot
”
m uch in you r way .
Ph i l a nd t h is w t he way f i t
,
“ ash e was d own a o on
al l u si o n i n t he ch ap el h is i n d is cretio ns an d threate n
to ,
,
‘
to p,
a nd sh owed h im h ow w h e n a string was p u l led, ,
40 8 Ha n dy A n dy
down i t cam e — a nd h e p retended n o t c le ar l y t o u n d er
stan d th e t h i ng and at last h e said S ure i t s not i n to
, ,
’
,
’
ran .
, ,
“
h e s a quee r dev il
’
I rem ember o n on e occasio n a .
,
”
phy is li ke bri ngi ng coals to Newcastle
,
“
.
”
fair.
”
cb a t e a u ,
M a rg a u
’
m ust be said h e as he laid down
x
, ,
h is glas s I should
“
. lik e t o b e a te n a nt a t w i l l th e re - -
at a small ren t ”
.
A n d n o t a xe s said D ick , .
Excep t my d u t y t o t h e c la r et r e p l i e d th e d oc t or , .
N
M y fa v uri t ha a u
o e c te
I s th at f Ma rga u
,
’
o x .
, ,
’
w alk .
’
t he S qu ir e .
e h Fa t h e r Ph i l ? L d m
,
au a us l
“ Leav e you r La t i n said D i ck an d t el l u s tha t
, ,
“
, one o
T m p u ll s
o t h e t op drawers lik e the s t op s f a n
out , o
O h th e h ay t he n s ! said Fathe r Ph i l
,
.
“
V e r y l itt le b ut readi ng the papers s aid the doctor , .
an d t s, p rod u c ing a In
sq u a
n
i nst ru m e t, whic h I de fy an y
in g .
ne e
Se v e ra l so ws an d an i d fi n it
pg i s co u ld e e te n e
no t m ak a gr a r o i s , -
t e n t ent
d e c la re s he s u d i d t h e i s r um in a p ig ty w hi h s ,
c
m i i n g v e t h e fi n o t io n f a n
a nt a s a rst o
th y ou t h i n h o ffi c a sis t i n doi n g
e s t e e s
‘
th c ll i t ha t i m ki ng
e a t, i mi t t io n f h s, a an a o t e
an fort h i n S t Pa t ric k s C ih d lf
so .
’
a e ra
”
s i d F the r Ph i l
’
Oh h h y h , ! t e a t e ns a a .
O ne do Sp y d n ot es ra , an a
S ir J hn St e en o n
o d v s , an so on
i g n d in gi g A m n
an s n e
”
8 ! in
g .
“
Ha ve
a
very
“f e ll
was d o ne
m ad e t he
c haps in
d e n flus h of bu s i
s eq n e ue cu rg e nt pr e pa ra t i on s
of t he
to Sp in
a at t h e t i m e t he D u ke was
,
t he co mm a n d o f t h e a rmy
'
as i d e fa so me da y s ; b u t t he
entrance , W “ m
414 Ha n dy A n dy
th e be l lows fal l fro m h is h an d as S ir Ar t hur fix e d his
eyes on him Torn did n o t perc e iv e t ill
. w that all no
Y b li
ou b u t y ou do n t i w said S ir Arth u r
e eve,
’
no ,
’
;
‘
so I m ust wai t for stores wh i le y are play in g to m ou
‘
I d rath e r you d gi ve m e t h e stores i
’ ’
I ll ,
s r,
’
t roub le yo u for yo ur n a me ? ’
“ ‘
Yo u se e m hav e a g re a t deal f that article
to o on
yo u r hands si r said S ir A r th u r y ,
’
an I rishman : ou
’
re ,
I su ppose ?
Yes s ir said T o m
, ,
’
.
I thought so Y ou r n am e .
Loftus s i r ,
.
’
G lad o f i t .
’
S ir A rthur W e l le s l ey i , s r .
’
Oh J — cried Tom I m d on e
s ,
‘ ’
; ,
fi rs t l ic k i ng y giv e th e Fre n ch
ou S ir A r t h ur sm ile d .
’
a n d l eft t he o ffi ce .
”
S qu i re .
Fa i t h h e d id
“ ’
, .
And T m i nq ui red D i c k
o .
W as s en t back t o Irelan d si r ,
.
Tha t w as hard a ft e r t he D uk e sm i l ed a t h i m
, ,
sai d M u rphy .
We l l h e d i d ,
l e t h im s u ff e r i n pocke t h e wa s
no t ;
t ra sferred a t as a good a salary a l ess i mpor t an t
n to
depart men t b u t yo u k n ow t he D u ke h bee n c ele
; as
b d a ll h is l ife f
ra t e n eve r ov e r l oo k i n g a breach f
or o
d tyu .
q estio n f stric t d u t y
u o b y w d was , to t a t re st
c v er or ,
se t
or d e r
f r om b im se
l
f Th e a id e d e ca m
'
. p s tated t h a t
-
th e -
said D ic k “
I ha v e h eard you i m itate a Fren ch ma n
capital ly .
“
We ll h ere goes said M o riarty ; but l et me we t
, ,
s o v e m ek r e t r o r a d e m ov e men t not r e t r e a t n o no
g ,
— but r e t r o r a d e m o v ement Ve l l — v o n n igh t I wa s
g .
an d d e v in d v o s v i n d in g u p de v alley s o co ld as n ot ing ,
roat he say ; a nd I s ay Ya is
,
’
bo te I v i l l put h i m ,
‘ ’
,
’
, ,
,
‘
M a f oi y a is s aid I ; I a ff n au t sli ps t o my ey es no r
’
, , ,
f
e n a nt ,
he ’
say ‘
co me v i s me ,
a n d I v i ll gi f you good ,
v o s so v a i r moche e n t il ma n an d l v os s o o n r ie —I
y g g
go v i s h i m — no t fife hu nd er y a rt s — a b l bon D ie u
h o w ni ce I n de corn er o f a le e t e l rui n chape l dere i s
n ice bit o f fi re a n d hang o n a st ri ng be fore it d e h al f o f
,
-
.
r ub my hands to d e fi re — I sn i ff de cu isine — I se e i n
a n o z e r corner a cou ple bottles o f w ine — sa cr é ! i t v os
al l wa t a ir i n my mo u t s ! V e s it do w n t o s u p p a ir — I
n e v a i r d id a t e s o moche i n my li fe V e d id fi n is h d e .
ov e r da t fi r e in good f ra in s hip — d e m t wo h a n ds t ha t
4 20 Ha n dy A n dy
m ight cro ss de s word s i n d e morn ing Ya is sair d a t .
, ,
— I ral ly me s br a v e s — v e stan d ve ad v an ce ! ve
m u ch o f it d id y o u i n ve nt ? ”
,
.
as they co uld f th e fi r e p u ll ed u p
out o seei ng t he on
r e m ark .
“
A nd faith I c an tell you C aptain M oriarty th e
’
, ,
r v er
i .
”
“
I dare say Father Ph i l said the S qu ire laugh i ng
, , , .
h S qu ire fon d of th e gi r l s
”
Th ro t said th e p d
, ,
a re,
“
Yes yes said M oriarty a l ittle pi qu e d for he
, ,
”
, ,
,
” “ se e
“
I d id no t y fear captain sa bu t t hey d l ike to ,
’ ’
are n t
’
they fl esh an d blood l i ke oursel v es ? ”
“
Not a bit like you said M oriarty You s l eek
,
”
.
“
Ca p t ain w e al l h a v e
,
dangers g through ou r to o ;
an d may be a priest has as m any as a sold i er and we ;
on ly Show a d i ff ere nce f taste after al l i n the select io n o , ,
.
”
“
I t was i n t he ear l i e r por t io n f t h e m e m orab le day o
he w le ft u tte r l y u n abl e
as ,
r i se f t h e wou n d w i n to ,
or as
hi foo t
s H e l ay f so m e hours w i t h t h e t hu n d e r f
. or o
t im e t i m e h e l ook e d u p w i t h a n e x pr e ss io n f t he
to o
o ld m a n w it h a ho l low groan
,
I a n d my t h re e boy s .
‘
b lance to h is ch ild .
, sa , .
A y typhus
,
i most invet e rate t y ph us
,
s r; .
“
Gr aciou s H ea v e n ! sai d M ori arty risi n g how”
, ,
“
“
Nonsen se said M o r iarty ;
, wh e n I Spok e of
d anger I mean t suc h o pen danger as — in short n o t
, ,
“
I deny it said M oria r ty w armly ; bu t t h e mor e
”
, ,
wi th me — and t is bu t a j oke ’ ”
.
s iv e l
y angry but fe,
lt h im sel f i n suc h a rid icu lou s posi
t io n t hat h e could n o t qu arrel with anybody .
, ,
’
o -
songs ,
t he gen t l e men cam e i n t o t h e d rawing roo m
as -
.
O h M i ss D awson
,
exc l ai m ed M oriarty ,
”
why ,
“
l e ave i t we en ter ?
as
”
a t t h e t ea t ab le -
d t he h o n o urs to o .
eq u al ly grea t i n l ov e war or .
”
“
A n d t herefore e as i l y fo i le d said Fa t h e r Phi l ,
”
.
“ H w t ha t pr e t t y c rea t u r e with t h e t u rn f a wo rd
o , o
,
n
Pro v id e nce .
”
“
Th a t foo l s sh ou l d hav e t h e m as te ry i s i t ? i ,
”
n
ey e w ell
as .
4 28 Ha n dy A n dy
“ Tut tu t tu t docto r
,
re p l ied Fathe r Ph i l im
, , , ,
of t he weaker s ex o v er th e St r onge r an d h ow th e wo r d ,
d ispute any d ay or a t o gh a r gu me n t o f on e o f th e
,
u
n ing ,
that t h e fath e r s a r e not h alf s uch dange r ou s
customers as t h e daughte r s .
”
t h e com position .
“
I fo rget was Fan ny s answer ,
” ’
.
I do n t won de r sa id M oriarty
’
the au t hor i s n ot
, ;
worth remembe r in g for th ey are v e y rough , r .
”
fl owing .
“
B t h e p r i nci pal ph r ase th e f i
u t I may y ,
‘
re ra n,
’
sa ,
“
Th e gentlem an say s Wh a t wou ld y ou d o ? an d t he ,
43 0 Ha n dy A n dy
“ Yo u r b m ay b e new do c t or bu t you r j b is n o t
eer , ,
o e
“ Well i i f I foun d it i n i ts ld fo rm l ik e a b
,
s r, o , are ,
tion t o m e t re .
”
“
T be su r e
o said Fa t her Ph il wh o had b ee n li s t en
, ,
,
.
W h a t w ill y d l v wh I m g i ou o, o e en a o n
g,
W i t h whi s a i l fl w g
-
te of in
h sa s b
-
? T e
y e -
y on d
T ha t s it ’
”
Pray do M ister Blake sa id Fan ny
, , ,
.
l ove v erses
Take the book s i r sai d G row l i ng an d S h ow me , , ,
l ady d irectly .
d o w hate v e r y o u l ike ”
S o Father Ph i l gave the rare .
H e t oo k t h e book a n d r e ad t h e l in e s w i t h m uc h feeli n g ,
mu s t be gi v en i n h is w ma nne r o n .
W H A T W I LL Yo u D O , LOV E ?
Wi th whi t l fl w i g
,
e sa i o
,
-
n
T h s as b
,
e e e
y on d
W hat w il l y o u d o, lo v wh wav s d i i us
e, en e -
v de
A d f ri d s m y h i us ,
n en a c de
F b i gf ? or e n on d
,
Th o ugh w av s di e -
v id e us d fri d s b b i d i g
an en e ( n
fa i th bi d i g
-
, ,
In a -
n
11 s t i ll b
-
,
’
I e tr u e ;
A nd I ll
’
pray f or tb e e o n t h s t rmy e a o o ce-
n,
d pd
In ee ti e v o
-
on ,
That w b
-
ll d
’ ’
s at I o
What w o u i f d ista t i d i gs
ld y ou d o, l ov e, n t n
fi d i gs
-
T hy f d on co n - -
n
h u ld u d r mi S o n e -
ne
A d bi d i g a th su l t ry ki ’
n I a -
n ne s e s,
h u ld hi k th r y
-
S o t n o e e es
W r a s bright a s h i e e t ne 5’
Oh am i t
, n th ugh g i l t d l m
e n ot ; o u an s za e
W hy m e re o n t na e,
I d st i ll b ’
e tr u e ;
Bu t hat h a r f b i sh u ld a th r
t e t o t itne , o no e sb a r e
u ld b i t I co n ot ea r
,
W h at w ld d ou I o
W hat w ou ld y ou d o, wh h m en, i go e te -
tu rn -
n
W i h h p s high b
,
t i go e u rn n
Wi th w al th f y
-
e or ou
If my b a r k, t h at b ou n d d-
c f r ig fi m
o er
’
o e n a
h u ld b l st a r b
S o e o ne
,
orn e ,
A h wha t w l y , ou d ou do ?
4 3 2 Ha n dy A n dy
th u w r p d I d b l ss
SO o m w e t s ar
’
e th e ar ro
wa t
- -
, ,
w In n a n d sor ro
That l ft m
-
e e ou
y ;
A d I d w l m m fr m h w a s t i g it l w ti b
‘
n e co e e o t e n o
M y h a rt
-
,
th
y pi l w e l o
T
-
wb
‘
d d t I
’
HA T 3 a o ! 1
“
A n d n ow my dear M iss D awson sai d Fath e r Phi l
, , ,
o u mus t e xcu se m e
y .
o u said t here w as a t u ne t o it
“ Y
“
Yes ; bu t I pro m ised Captai n M oriar t y to si n g hi m
t b is
”
said Fan ny go ing ov e r to the pian ofort e an d lay
, , ,
fas t .
M ri a r y s a p i us ma rks w r m a t wh h a pp a r d i
.
’
t t o e n en t e e e n
o c re e e y
fi rs t d i i a s a h i a t a r a i s mall ri t i w u ld b s g ,
t he e t on , t ce t n c c — a o -
e on
wri r — wh d s i ll a ur d a r i l s f h R vi ws d
te o oe n t e t c e or t e e e an ex
pr ss d hi ms lf v ry mp t u us l y f my s gs b a us f t h ir
,
-
e e e e cont e o o on ec e o e
si mp l i i a s w a s p l a s d phr s i t
c t
y ; o r, I h a k a k of
he e e to a e ad n c
pu t i g mm hi gs t g th r
t n co h s g w a s wri t
on t n i ll us o e e T e on
,
ten to
rat my b l i f tha t h m st mm p la pr ssi pp p i
.
t e e e t e o co on ce ex e on , a ro r
m y su ssfu ll s rv purp s s f h l ri d
-
a ly pp li
te a ed , a cc e y e e t he o e o t e
y c an
wi ll y ( a i i g wi hi i t h
ou do th r mm p la
cont n n t n
,
t e o e co on ce ,
h do by
’ ’
S as e en e ce e t ec o
the pub l i wh s l g ti u d g d wi ll w a rd s my mp si
c, o e on -
co n n e oo to co o
t i s g rall y g a fu ll y a k w l d g
on e ne I r te c no e e.
Ha n dy A n dy
I do n t ’
a ny al lusio n whate v er said t h e c r i t ic
se e , .
Do n t y
“ ’
ousee the poet allud ed t o t h e s t ars i n the
milky w ay and say s t h e r efo r e The s t ars I w
, , , ea n
,
’
is i n v ai n t o expec t a se r i ous answer from you
t He .
t h e part y a n d t h e d e part u re f t h e gu es t s
o .
C H A PT E R XXX I V
charms sh e pos t ed o ff t o N e ck o r N o t hi n g H a ll t o
,
- -
wh i ch he seem e d n o w ay i nc l i ned .
My n am e s Rooney s ir ? ’
Ther e s p le n ty bad 0 t h e n am e wa s t h e c iv i l
’ ’
r ej oi nd e r .
A nd my so n s i n S q ui re O G ra dy s s arv ic e s ir
'
’ ’ ’
, .
O h — you r e t h e m o t h e r o f t h e b e a u t y w e c a ll
’
H a n dy eh ,
Y is, s ir .
W ell h e le ft t h e sarv ic e
, y i s t h e rd a
y .
I s i t los t t h e p l ac e ?
Y is .
O h dear ! Ah s ir l e t m e u p t o t h e hou se an d , ,
bo
"H e
2 d oes n t w an t any m or e s e rva nt s a t a ll —
’
for
he ’
s dead
”
.
Is i t Sq ui r e O G ra dy dead
’
43 6 Ha n dy A n dy
Ay e d id yo u never h e ar f a d ead s qu ir e be fo r e
o
Wh at did he d ie o f sir ,
?
h is de n .
“
I t h ought I d ge t pity here a t a l l ev en t s said
’
, ,
”
A nd sarve yo u r ight you di rty c u r said h is , ,
m other .
“
I ran O ff li ke a foo l wh e n I h e e rd of your
good fo rtun e an d s e e the cond ition t hat baggage left me
,
”
w hat you got .
S u r e mo t her I t el l you
, ,
“
H o wld you r to ngu e y ou oma d b a u n ! A n d then I
,
“
Faix i t s l ittle loss said A ndy
,
’
, .
a s h u it o mo u rn in
’
O h you are the mos t mis fo rt u
’
.
,
I rear y o u at a l l ?
S qu ire O G ra dy d ead s ai d A ndy i n su rpri se an d
’
Yi s — an d y o u v e l ost the mo u rn in ’ ’
O h t he poor S qu ire
,
sai d A ndy .
“ A u h —
g l you bothered the job j us t t h e w ay y ou
“
S u r e I was c i v il s poken t o her -
.
A ug h sai d h is moth er .
”
A n d too k no liberty .
Ha n dy A n dy 43 9
Yo u goos e
A nd ca lle d h e r M iss .
O h i ndeed y o u m iss e d i t a lt og et h e r
,
.
Th a t w as t h ru e bu t y ou s bou ld n ot b a v e t owld b e r
so. Mak e a woman t h in k you r e b e t t h e r t han h e r ’
a n d sh e 11 li k e you
’ ”
.
“ S ure o u wo n t hear my d e fi n c e
’ ”
said A n dy
y , ,
.
O h i nd e ed yo u r e b e t t h e r a t d e fi nc e t han a tt ack
,
’
said hi s mother .
s h e t ook u p t h e t hr ee l egged s t oo l to me
”
-
.
“
T h e d ivil m e n d y o u ! A n d wh a t c iv il t y di d y o u
’
o ff er h e r ?
“ I m ad e a grab a t h e r ca p a n d I t hough t s h e d ’
,
hav e b rain e d me ”
.
“
Wha t co u l d I d o age n t h e t h ree l egged s t oo l ? -
sai d A ndy .
“
And sure I tell y o u i t w as al l ready c o n t h riv e d ,
said A ndy .
A nd w h y d id y ou le t h im i n
“ I t was $ 1 7 6 let hi m i n I t ell y o u , .
, ,
no t said A ndy
, .
g i l
nt e m an d
an , yet when y h ad the bes t pa r t f ou o
mo t her q u ick ly
, .
, ,
, ,
”
afther al l .
A n d if it wa s n t to be ho w cou l d it be '
Li sten to hi m !
A nd Pro v iden ce is ov e r u s a ll .
y ou t h e i mp id e n c e t o t al k 0 Pro v id en c e i n th at mann er ? ’
, ,
d en c e ! A n d w ou l d my s e lf have b e en th e n t t o be
’
on e
Ca n t h e t ak e t he l w
“ ’
t h e m aun t ? i n q u i re d
a 0
’
,
”
O on ah .
T“
b e s ur e h e c a n — an d s h a ll
o said t h e ,
t oo,
m ot h er . I ll be ff
“
t orn ey M urphy t o morrow
’
O to
’
-
;
I ll pu rsu e he r for my e ye a n d A n dy fo r t h e pro perty
’
, ,
an d I ll p u t t h e m a ll i n C han cery th e v i ll ai n s !
’
,
”
.
Tu t y
“
foo l C ha ncery i s wo rs e t h an Newgate
, ou ,
°
n e v er ge t f C h an cery I hear
ou t o ,
.
i nt ru sion un ti l the fa mi ly go to b e d .
approached t h e fire .
O h i t hat y
“
, s ragged Nan ce ? sai d M rs ou,
”
.
”
“
T h ro t h yo u do me w rong
,
said th e beggar “ i f , ,
you th i n k I ca me rb ooling 1
I t s on ly t o k eep harm .
’
“
A rra h what harm wo u l d hap pen h er w oma n ?
, ,
“
Is n t s h e u nd h er my roof her e ?
’ ”
t o n igh t
”
-
.
p lete d and t h,
e n e x t mov e was t o pu t O on ah i n a p l a c e
o f safety .
O h I d b e afeard ,
my l i fe t o stay i n t h e h ous e
’
o
’
a t al l .
”
Y o u d b e safe e nough I t e ll y
“ ’
s aid Nanc e ,
ou , ;
for on c e th ey t hat fi n e you ng wo man th er e p Oi
se e ,
nt
cabin .
, .
, , ,
coming i f some ,
is wit h m e one n ot .
”
Who ar e y i a t a ll g i l m z t h a t comes t o my ,
nt e an,
p l ac e a t t h is t im e n i gh t a n d w hat y ou r b usine ss ?
0
’
,
’
s
“
W e wan t t h e l oan t ha t you ng wo ma n t h e r e 0
’
ma am sai d t he fli
’
,
”
ru an .
A n dy a nd h i mo t h e r bo t h u t t e red sm al l sq u al l s
s .
,
’
re
soci et y f S ai nt Jos e p h m a am —
o coa t f arm s i s
,
’
our o
w h e ad s po n pillow a n d m o tt y W h ’
‘
t o u o ne , our , o s
h is st ic k a n d cu t a n o t her c aper Th en c om i ng u p t o .
A ndy h e ad d ress e d h i m
,
you ng w oma n and s aid as
“
,
”
i n g ti ll h e wl d h e r i n h i arms
ro e s .
”
m b !
ur t er a t the p f h e r v oi ce an d d idto giv e u p
o ,
n ot
a lt og et h e r i f h d i d n o t mak e le ss n ois e a n d i n t h e
s e ,
448 Ha n dy A n dy
m id s t o f t h e u proar d ragged O ff Andy whose s t rugg l es ,
,
’
a k e r I wo n d h e r at Jack s taste s h e s a fin e lu mp o f
’
J
’
speed ily w ith t he m ock lady and her att e ndan t s quires -
besid e i t .
e x t ra v agan t an t i cs .
said B ridge t .
”
Leav e her to me said s h e to th e men ,
.
“ There
,
jew e l mach ree ! ”
sh e conti nued to A ndy ,
a f e e rd
,
you r e amo ng friends — Jac k i s o n ly d h ru n k
’
, , .
A ndy s creech ed .
“ B u t d on t be a fe e rd ’
o u ll be t h rat e d t en de r a n d
’
y , ,
,
’
A n dy squalled .
B u t no t to n ight j e we l -
d on t b e fr igh te ned
,
’
.
A isy dear ,
a isy su re y ou ll b e safe w i t h m e ’
.
O w ! o w ! ow s houted A n dy .
O h mu rt h e r l cried B ridg e t
,
” “
t he st e rric k s w ill ,
1 P at e .
Ha n dy A n dy 45 1
b e h d e ath O f h e r ! Y
t e b l ackgu ards yo u frigh ten ed
ou ,
h e r comi g u p h e re I m su r e
n ,
’
.
”
f my b e d f t his n ig ht ”
o or .
“
D ear d ear how h h imb l !
, ,
s c rie d B ridg e t
e t r es
”
.
“
Do n t be ’
frigh t fu l l
so m b — t h e re
,
a n na w ae r ee ,
no
Th e m e n all t h e t i me w e r e r e movi ng Sb M to an or e
i n v i t i n g A n dy i n t he soft es t words
, g t o bed , to o .
C H A PTE R X X X V
o f the saw the whi s t ling o f the plan e and the st r oke o f
, ,
c o ffi n plates ?
-
E nter t he carp e n t er s shop an d you w il l ’
It has bee n stated that an app rehen sio n was ent e rt ained
o f a s eizu re o f th e i nan imate body o f O G ra d for the ’
y
d ebts i t had contracted i n li fe and the harpy n atu re o f
,
W ID W O M A C H R EE
Wi d w m h i t s w d r y f r w
o a c ree ,
’
no on e ou o n,
h wi d w ma hr O ch one o c ee :
’
Fa i th i t rui s y ur l ks t h a t s a m d ir y b la k g w
n o oo e t c o n,
,
h wi d w ma hr O ch one
,
o c ee
H w al t r d y ur h a ir
.
o e e o
Wi th tha t l s p w ar c o e ca
y ou
,
T is d s t r i g y ur h a ir
’
e o n o
y
Whi h sh u ld fl wi g fr c o be o n ee
B e no l g r a hur l
on e c
O f i b la k si l k
ts ulc en c r
hh wi d w ma hr ,
Oc one o c ee .
W i d o w ma chr e e su mm r i m n o w t he e s co e,
h wi d w ma hr O ch
,
one o c ee
Wh v r thi g s mi l s sh u ld a b a u ty l
en e e
y n e o e oo k glu m
h wi d w ma hr O ch o ne !
,
o c ee .
bird s i p irs
Se e t h e go n a
A dn ra bbi s d ha r s
t he t an
,
e
Ha n dy A n dy 45 5
W hy v h b a rs e en t e e
N wi up l s agr o n co e ee
A d h mu t l i t l fi h
n t e e t e s
Th ugh h y a t sp a k h y wish
,
’
o t e c n e t e
h h wi d w ma hr , ,
Oc one ! o c ee.
W i d o w ma chre wh wi t r m s i e , a nd en n e co e n,
h h wi d w ma hr Oc one ! o c ee ,
T b p ki g h fi
o e all al
o is a
n t e re o ne s in ,
h h wi d w ma hr Oc o ne ! o c ee,
Sur h sh v l d t gs
e t e o e an on
T a h h r b l gs
o e c ot e e on
A d h k i tt l si gs s gs
,
n t e e n on
F u ll f f a mi l y g l o ee ,
Whi l al with y ur p
e one o cu
L i k a h mi t y sup
,
e er ou
h h wi d w ma hr Oc one ! o c ee .
A nd k w with h mf rt s
h ow d o y o u no t e co o I
’
ve t o wl d ,
h wi d w ma hr
O ch on e !
,
o c ee,
Bu t y k pi g s m p r f ll w
ou
’
re i h ee n o e oo e o ou t n t e co wld ,
h h wi d w ma hr Oc on e ! o c ee
Wi th su h si s y ur h ad
.
c n on o e
Sur y ur p a w u ld b fl d
e o e ce o e e
,
C u ld y s l p i y ur d
,
o ou ee n o be
W i th u t thi k i g
,
o n n to se e
Som gh s t e s m spri t o or o e e
C ry i g h w i d w ma hr ,
O ch
’
n , one ! o c ee .
Th en ak e my ad vi ce da r l i g wi d o w ma chre e
t n
O c h h n ! wi d w ma c hr
, ,
o e o ee,
O c h h o ne ! wi d w ma chre e
, ,
o
d h a v e m t o d sire
.
Y ou
’
e e
Th e n t o s it r b y t h e fi e
A d sur
n l iar e h O p e is n o
w isp ri g m In h e n to e
T ha t h gh s t s w u ld d p a rt
t e o o e
W h y d m a r y ur h a r
,
’
en ou e ne o e t,
O h h wi d w ma hr c one ! o c ee.
45 6 Ha n dy A n dy
Th e s ing e r w as h onou r e d wi t h a rou nd f ap plause o
,
t e n an t o f th e n arrow h ou se .
”
, ,
exc l amatio n .
b onou r , an d forge t t h e l aw s f G d o o
s el f .
”
H e pr e ssed Ed w ard s h and as h e s poke an d l e ft ’
hi m f h e kn ew t ha t an ago ny
,
or ke en is ben efi t ed so n ot
by com pa n io n shi p .
,
.
mi g h m s poke w i t h Edward O C
n a an d soothed ’
o n n o r,
,
e
i ly
s ve Whe n i t w as o ve r th e m e n co m m en ced fi ll i g
.
,
n
u p t he g rave A s t he c lod
. s fe ll po n t h e fli t hey u co n,
h a n d f t he el d e s t s e e m e d
o i mply t h e n e e d f m u t ua l
,
to o
46 0 Ha n dy A n dy
d ep e n de nc e — as i f d eath h ad d raw n clos e r t h e bo n d o f
b r oth erhood .
, ,
fort h Fo r gi v e me !
,
O h forgi v e m e
,
r epeated Ed ward I cou ld n o t
h el p i t — it was forced o n m e it was
A s he st ruggle d for utteran ce eve n th e rough r e tai n
,
“
Yo u are righ t said Edward sp ri nging t o h is fee t
”
, ,
“
y o u a r e righ t — yo u a r e a n oble fellow ; an d now re ,
t hei r w b ro ke i n s a v i n him an d no w dh I t s
o n
’
, on e r.
’
,
”
o we .
o n e o f t he bail i ff s .
w hich was m
,
rhy m e ; t his is it
H
r l i s G d y hat ta k r us r atur
e e e O
’
ra t ca n n e o c e e,
a t e e o n e ;
Bu t k pi g g ral ma i m st i ll
ee
,
n to h is e ne
,
P a i d i — l ik th r d b s — a ga i st h wi ll
,
t e o e e t n
'
is
,
.
’
1
,
”
I “
t
’
answ e r e d Goggin s au t horita t ively
s re v a r e ,
, ,
Th s bi tt r l i s a b ad y w r wri t b y a D ub l i
1 e e e ne on pa e e t en n
m di al wi t f high r pu
e c f wh m D r G r w l i g is a pr t y p
o e te, o o . o n o ot e .
Ha n dy A n dy 43
6
“
bu t coor re I wi sh you d b rile t h e rash e rs ; I b e gi n t o
,
’
H e h ad t h e gr e a t es t l o nging t o b e t houg h t a po e t pu t ,
exec rab l e cou p le ts toge t her someti mes and a l way s t alked ,
j u mble .
“
b u t t wo uld n t d o fo r t own
’ ” ’
.
fi rs t s po k e fo r h e s a po te hi ms el f a n d w ri te s i n t h e
,
’
n ews papers .
O h i n d eed
, sa id Larry .
“ Ye
s
”
said Goggi ns “ som et imes I t hrow o ff l i tt l e
, ,
o
’
t he way wh en h e s i n t ro ub l e an d h e swears I ve ’
,
’
H u m ph say s Larry
“
A n d pu t s my t h i ngs i n t h e paper w h en he g et s t h e ,
t ha t l i kes n o on e s p O t hry bu t h is o wn ; b u t n ev er m i n d
’ ’
“
A nd I d ar s ay som e day y o u w i ll have i t ag en h i m ,
s ir ,
s ai d Larry .
“
S ur e o f i t a mo st said Goggins ; “ t hem lit h e ra ry
,
’
m e n i s always i n d e ffi c u lt ie s .
“
I wo n dh e r you d b e l ik e t h e m t he n a n d w ri te a t
’
, ,
a l l said Larry
, .
“
O h a s f o r m e it s on l y by way o f amu semen t ;
, ,
’
co m pa n y I k e p t T h e l iv in g images t ha t cr ee p s o v e r
.
46 4 Ha n dy A n dy
a ma n so me t im e s i s i rresist ible and yo u h ave n o pace ,
“ B ut i f yo u hav e n ot a pen
”
I s uppos e y ou mus t ,
m us t execute ”
.
Ha says Larr y .
,
.
,
.
bacon T i m said h e t o h is ru b
, ,
.
, ,
,
or ,
so meth ing .
’
“
That w as a cute gir l said Larry ch u c kling ’
, , .
,
as
“
A feathe r b e d rep e at e d Larry wond e ring h w a
-
,
”
,
o
Ha n dy A n dy 46 7
fea t h e r b e d cou l d i nfl ue n ce t he fa te f a bo l d bu rglar
-
o ,
i n w i th hi m .
Q i t
i te ru e won de r y wo n d e r q u i t
no e b el ow ou —
a m a n f h i p l u c k b ut t he fac t w a sweethear t f
o s ; a s, o
hi wa s l ongi ng f
s a fea t her bed and Jac k determ ined
or -
, ,
; o u se e ,
i n ca rryi ng ff e ve n t h e s ma ll t hi n g f a fe a t h e r b e d
o o -
by a n d by he de ”
Y 11 said Goggi n s
’
ou se e “
;
- -
o p e n ing a nd a f y m l v oi c e ex c l ai m W h e r e ar e y ou
,
a a e
,
go in g w i t h t ha t bed ? ’
“
I am go i n g p stairs w i t h i t ma am s ay s Jac k
‘ ’ ’
u -
, , ,
t o wal k up aga i n .
h ere m an, .
’
, ,
’
“
C o m e dow n I t el l you s aid t h e l ady i n a grea t
‘
, ,
’
,
rage . T here
‘
M r S u ll ivan l i v es here
’
s no
g f . o ou t o
,
’
, ,
“ No ” said
,
G oggin s h ono u r eve n among sweet
“
,
, ,
co ffi n i n th e backgrou nd .
Wh at i s it t o be ? asked J im .
A bo ut the robbe ry ? i n qu i r e d J i m
”
.
To be s u re retu rn ed G oggin s
”
,
.
about robbe rs ?
O h ! said Goggin s thos e in th e heavy professio n ,
N w giv m y ur g ld
o I ll giv
e my l ad
e o o or
'
e
y ou e
’
T u d r saddl I hi k s a i d
is n e t he e t
,
n
y ou
’
,
H igh y th y th
.
d e o ! ea e e an na ee .
T he ms l h p d up h saddl b w
da e s e ri
p
’
t e e -
o
q u a k r w a s v r a q u a k r t i ll w
,
A nd t h e e ne e e no
A nd he sa w b h f a ir wi h d f y a bri d
t e o ne he s
’
or e
H is purs b r a w a y wi th a swagg ri g s t ri d
e o ne e n e,
A d h
n t th a t l k d t d r w l y d fi d
e ey e oo e en e no on e e
H igh y th y th
.
d e o ! ea e e an na ee .
T he spiri t d th
o mo v e me , fri d Br ad bri m q u th en o
’
o she
a k all this fil th t p a i fr m th
, ,
To t e
y em t t on o ee
Fo r d iv th
mmo n e c e e , a n d
Ma b au t is fl i g e
y eet n
A cc e pt r
f o m t h y ma a i d n a righ t l vi g gr t i g -
’
o n ee n
Fo r m c u h d h pr fit this q u a k r s m ti g
ot sh e o by e
’
ee n
,
H igh th y th
.
e o ! ea e e a n d na ee
y .
A hark j ll y q u a k r r sy d ly
nd o e so o an s
H av right us ss m r h a a w h i hi y
, ,
e eo ne o e t n enc n t ne e e,
D on t a ga i p pi g girl s b
’
go t s b a th n ee n
’
on ne e ne
R m mb r h that m
e e e t hah e one
y ou e t o n t he e t
,
a m y i mmy B a rl w I ll y ur t h
,
H
’
er n e s o te to o tee
H igh h d y h e o
y ea t e e an na t ee .
Fr ie n d s q u h q u a k r pra y l ist
J a me
’
ot t he e en to me ,
h u a st f r a gr at fav ur d y
Fo r t o c n
,
con e e o
,
’
e se e
g ld h u ha st a k is mi m f ri
T he o t o t en n ot ne
,
y en d
But m ma st r s d h I d p d
y e
’
— an on t ee e
,
en
,
To ma k i t a pp a r I m t rus t d i d d f d
e e
y e en
H igh th th e e
.
d e o ! y ea e e an na
y .
SO fi re a sh t s hr ugh m l h s h r
fe w o t o
y c ot e e e an d th e e,r
a k i t a pp a r w a s a p ra t a f a ir
,
To m d es
’ ’ ’
e e t e f .
Ha n dy A n dy 47 1
8 J im h p pp d fi rs t t hr ugh h s k irt f h i
0 e o e at o t e o s co
n en o is co e c o e to s ro
N w o on ce o o -
’
o I o e, t
H igh y h y th
, ,
d e o! ea t ee an na ee .
I hav bu t a bra s a i d b ld J im d th y sp t
e ce ,
‘
o an e
’
re en
I w t l ad aga i f a mak b l i v r
, ,
A nd
’ ‘
on o n or e e e e e nt
’
‘
en , o c n : o e
My fi hu d r d p u d s b a k
ve n a s sur a s y l iv
e o n c — o r, e ou e,
I 11ma k f y ur b d y a ri ddl
’
e o si vo o e or e e
H igh th d y th e o y ea e e an na ee.
“ B a rl w w a s d i ddl d d th ugh h w a s ga m
J im o e an o e e,
w E phra i m s pis t l
,
H d adl y im in
’
e sa o so e a
That h gav up h g ld d h t k hi s ra p rs
e e t e o an e oo to
,
s c e
A wh h wh l s y g i t h p a p rs
nd en t e o e t or
,
ot n o t e e
Th y sa i d ha t
e ni t w m f
tb e t g k e ver
f
e r e no a t e ]: or
,
t ire ua err
’
H igh y th th
.
"
e o ! ea e e an d n a ee
y .
W ell I t a q uar e t hi ng y ’
s s hou l d b e s i ngi n a ou
’
i
t
’
ov e r h a l f a m il e
s n ot f t h i s v e ry place he was out o
”
h anged .
I t t ruth I m t el l i ng y
“ ’
s
’
H e m ade a v ery b wld ou . o
h e w m igh t y s t ou t
as .
”
,
.
p w
o d h d af
e ret h e r hi m l i k e mad W ell i t w eq ua l t o .
,
as
4 72 Ha n dy A n dy
a ste e ple chase a mo st ; and J i m s e e in h e co ul d n o t
’
,
’
,
’
,
’
s h o u ld h e r an d n ow I ll be sc ragged s ay s he bu t i t s
’ ’ ’
, , ,
I v e k i lled o n e o ye s ays h e
”
n o t for noth ing — ’ ’ ’
, .
“
D e sperate o w said Larry W el l h e wa s
b l d “
, .
,
, , ,
e v er S i nce ”
.
“
Yo u do n t say s o said Goggi ns
’
.
’
Faith i t s t h ru e
,
ans we r ed Larry
’
.
“
You ne v er s aw it said Goggi ns , .
Th e Lo rd forb id ! ”
r e turn ed L arry ; “
b ut it s ’
ghos t us e d to walk ”
.
1 I mp o u n d .
474 Ha n dy A n dy
“ Ju s t t o show y ho w littl e I m afeardou sai d ’
,
”
Let hi m .
r e s t i n pace ! ”
”
Fu dge ! s aid Goggins .
“ Wi ll you jo i n c ho ru s ,
J im
I will said J i m fi e rc e ly
, ,
.
“
T h e n here goes ! said Goggin s wh o start ed a n
”
,
My n am it
is J i mmy B a l w
e r o
I w a s b r i h w f Ca rl w
,
o n n t e to n o o
A h r I li i h Ma ry b r ugh ja i l
nd e e e n t e o o
,
ll f A bbi g f Wi k l w ma i l
o r t h e ro n o t he c o
,
d ri ddl d
.
F l l o de ro de ro l e e -
i o
, ,
going forward w i th in .
fire -
place and th e s moke cu r l in g u pwards t o t h e roo f
, , ,
s t range refr ai n
For m n a me i t i s 7 i mm B a r l ow ,
y y
I w a s b or n i n t h e t ow n of a r l ow , C
A n d h e r e I l ie i n M a ry b or oug /z j a i l ,
A ll j b r t /z e r ob bi ng of t h e W ckl ow ma il i .
Fol d e r ol d e r id d l e i d d l e i d o - -
ran th us
Th en k d h pist l ga i ly
he co c e is o
d st d b f r m brav l y
,
A n oo e o e hi e
m k is m d sir ,
S ofi e a nd re
y e e,
So b la a way my ga m k s quir
z e , e coc
-
e .
For m y n a me it i s j i mmy B a r l or
w,
I w a s b or n fi e .
wit h v iolence .
barred .
objec t w hi ch m et h is e y e was t h e ffi an d i t i s co n
im poss ib l e y h w m uc
t o sa h a t tha
o t m o ment t he sigh t
s hocked h i m h e sh uddered in v olu n t ari ly ye t cou l d
; ,
n ot
t c s
o f m ortal ity Am I t o
. noth i n g bu t t h e e v ide n ces
se e
h i m wi t h ev i d e n t a l arm .
“
I m us t ask for sh elter an d ass istance h ere said ,
der
B e for e h e cou l d utte r an ot her wo r d a si m ultaneous ,
might rest .
i n m aki n g t he i n h um a n ac t o f w arri n g wi t h t h e d e ad
r e co i l u pon t h e m e rci less o ld u surer .
C HAPTE R XXX V I I I
E le ft A n dy in w ha t m ay be ca l l e d a d el i ca te
s itua t io n a nd t hough A n dy s p e rcep t io ns f t he
,
’
o
o f go i ng bed to .
A n dy answered by a l am e n t fo r hi s mo t h er .
Co me t o b ed I t e ll yo u sa id B ridget , ,
”
.
Wh a t ! e xc la im e d B ridget i n am az em en t
”
,
.
A n dy I d b e afeard f
,
“ ’
hi wld o c at c n
’
co .
”
,
’
s
h av e a bit clane l i ne to li e i n !
0
’
n
”
k now sheets is on ly d
,
ace n t .
Both er gi r l ! Is a s n ug woo l ly b l an k et a fin e
,
’
n t
thin g ?”
“ O h don t b rak e my h eart tha t way ! s obb e d
,
’
-
a -
bu t l i n e n i s d y ! O h mothe r moth e r i f y o u
ac e n c , , ,
“ Loos e n the
s t h r in s 0 you th en said B ridge t abou t ’
g , , ,
t o s u i t th e acti o n t o t h e word .
48 6 Ha n dy A n dy
for h is po t at ions ad ded to h i s nocturnal excu rs ion
, ,
a n h ou r howe v er he v en tu re d to m ak e so me m o v e
, ,
“
W h o s t h at ’
exc l ai m e d o n e o f th e me n o u tside .
cav e.
G re a t wi t t o mad e ss is all i d
n ne a rl y e
A nd t h i n p a rt i t i o n s d
h b u d s d ivi d
,
o t e o n e .
, ,
i
t one ,
d we ha v e v en t u red t o j og the memory of ou r
reade r s a s to th e c lose neighbourhood f mad ness an d o
,
o ,
— mbl
tre ill i e, v a n I
a ft e r as mu ch t i m e as h e wished dev o t e to t he ld to o
th e altar of M am mo n B u t e v en M am mo n fai l ed to .
o w n .
u
p t he gran d mam m a to a Sta te f great exc itemen t o ,
Yo u ough t
“ b e ab le t o hi t h i m a t i pac e s
to s x .
I stand a t t we l ve pace s
“
.
”
d is t anc e .
Both e r ! said Ra tt y
“ ”
Here t ak e t h e p is t o l .
“
,
m i nd you r e y e and do n t w in k ’
.
”
h an d
The n he was fo n d o f d ri n k sai d Rat t y ,
.
Suppose y o u kn ow wh at opti cs ar e ? ”
“ T o b e s ure I d o ”
.
T el l me th e n ”
,
.
O u r ey e s said Ra tt y
”
, .
“
To b e su re answ e red Ra t ty boldly “ D id n t I
”
, ,
.
’
o f h im se l f
”
.
“
S o he is said Ra tty H e h as n t had a pai r o f
,
“
.
’
O h y o u ig n oran t c h i l d ! In d e ed Ra tt y my l ov e
, , , ,
y .
4 92 Ha n dy A n d y
book C harlo tt e t ore som e f i t f cu r l papers b ut
. o or ;
t h ere en ough left to en lighte n you w i t h th e su n s rays
’
S
’
W h at ? ”
“ A nd w h at is I t dear ? ”
g rand mamm a .
“
N I am n ot
O, said R a tt y I m alway s l p i g
,
.
“ ’
oo n .
an d lea v e u s h is mon ey .
”
Y ouwicked boy
Fudg e sa id Ratty he an ld s h av er and w e ;
’
s o ,
s hill i ngs for t en days teach ing now and t here a fair ’
, ;
’
s
ter
y o v er th e weapo n t h e m o ney s h al l b e you rs,
b u t ,
not
t il l then .
”
,
o
R dy — fi
ea A h t h e re y ou b li nk your eye an d d r o p
re ,
H O U G H i t i s c l ear th e seriou s e v en t s i n t h e
O G ra dy fami ly had n o t a l tered M aste r Ra t t y s
’ ’
G us t av us I n t ha t o n e n igh t o f s u ff e r i ng w h i c h b e h ad
.
, or
s uc h w as t he n am e f M r O C o r e side n ce .
’
o n n or s
’
.
O G dy !
’
Fo r G od s sake
ra y ou do n t say ’
,
’
O G dy
’
ra
, , ,
O h th e boy l — y y th e boy !
, re peated E d a ,
a ,
h is se l f possess i on
-
S ay I wil l be down p r esen tly .
”
he was startled .
;
s ome fro m the ir form indicati ng t heir u se and oth ers
, , ,
s a l v atio n begu n ?
Ther e be c o l d h e art s t o wh ich th ese t ou ch ing re c o l
l ec t ion s do n ot perta in an d t h ey heed t h em n o t ; a nd
,
a t le as t may be pu t i n retu rn :
,
W hy should t h e
a ncien t glories o f G reece an d Rom e form a l a rg e port i on
o f th e academi c s t u d ies o f o u r you t h ?— w hy s hou ld
t h e ev id en ces o f t be ir a rt s a nd t b e ir arm s be he l d pre
c io u s i n m useu ms a nd si m i lar e v iden ces o f a n cie n t
,
, .
, ,
s pears h un g u p t ogether ?
,
peace has b een too o ften the pretext for war The .
, ,
“
B u t th e c ros ier ”
said Edward “ i s amongs t t h e
, ,
”
natio nal e mble m ?
No said G usta v us though I t ake care t o moun t
,
“
,
“
Well s ai d Edward anx ious t o g i ve G ustav us
, ,
5 0 2 Ha n dy A n dy
for mor e o f t ha t romant ic l ore wh ic h
yo u t h lov e s so
pass ionat e ly .
, ,
G us ty .
“
I ca n t t ell you t h e nam e o f it an swe red G usty
’ ”
, ,
h i m it was an an ti qu e I r is h swo rd .
swo rd
All the sword s o f tha t day w e r e shor t .
”
Wh en was t hat ? i nqu ired the boy .
“
H ow is it pos sible you can t e ll th is is t wo t housand
y e ars o ld ?
“
Becaus e i t i s m ad e o f th e same me t a l and o f t he
sam e S hape as the swords fou n d a t C a n n ze w h e re t h e ,
“
I kn ow th e Roma n h istory said Gus t y e ager t o
”
, ,
pr e ssed an d co nt in ued
, S uch works as y w hold ou no
i n yo u r ha nd are fo und i q i i i n I re l an d a nd n l ua nt t es
,
se
l ly a t C a n n
ar w h e re som e t hou sa nds f C ar t hagin ia n s
ae , o
d a t o n ce Shows t hei r d a t e
”
an .
H w c u riou s t h a t is !
o ex c l ai med Gus ty and ;
h w d d I n ev e r h e ard it befor e !
o o Ar e t h e r e m a n y s uc h
c u riou s t h ings y kn ow ou
”
M any said E dward ,
.
said t h e b y o .
w h en th e w a t er i l w i n t h e m i ll d am t h e mi l l er ca n n o t
s o ,
i wi t h k n ow l edg e whe n o n c e y
s ge t i t u p
; a cer ou to
tai n l e v el y ,
work you r m i l l w i th t hi s grea t
ou can
‘
,
’
O h I w is h I k ne w
, much y do e xc lai
as m e d as ou ,
G usty .
A nd y ca nsoi f y wi s
ouh it said E dwa rd ou ,
.
to repai r t he d am ag e .
pa rt f t h e boy
o d k i nd Edwa d s S id e
,
an a l l h is on r
’
to
d eficie n c ies w hi ch h e fou n d t o b e l amen t ab l e
, far a s , as
;
b e le arned by l iv ing w it h the educated whose cu r re nt ,
O C
’
charac t er Stood h igh er t h an e v er a n d t he
on nor s
’
o f di ffi cu lti es ,
an d rac k h is u n fo rt u nate brain to p i c k
an d choose words properly t o t el l hi s story yet at the ,
W e s hou l d be pa rt icu l ar i n t ho se m in u t e
no t so
u s al l t h rough t h i s v eraci ou s h is t o ry an d as i n t h is ;
sc e n e i n particu l ar we fee l o urs el ves S u re t o be he l d
, ,
wi t h S t en ogra phic s t r ic t n e ss .
Dow n s t a i rs -
i nq u i red S ha n .
Y e s, aid t he o t h e r wh
”
s w k new t ha t B ig Jac k , o no
w v ery g
as d ra n d ca ll ed d w ,
an b l dd d own i o n t e a er
“ -
st a r s.
“ G et m e a d ri n k wa t her said J ack for I m 0
’
,
”
,
“ ’
t h un dh i er nt hi rs t y a n d can t de l ud h e r t ha t g ir l w it h
’
,
’
pi t ch e r fu ll f wa t er w hand e d t o t h e master wh
o as , o
n ot t h e n a t t he wash .
s t ai rs a n d
,
so on as h is grea t b u l l h ead h ad d isa p peared
as -
heard abov e bu t ,
from a fem al e v oi ce Jack
not .
m i nu te or w back h e ru sh e d
t o,
p i a nd bega n “u -
st a r s ,
”
5 08 Ha n dy A n dy
cu rsi n g h is my rm idons mos t awfu ll y a n d foaming a t t h e ,
mo u t h w ith rage .
Wha t t h e m h ’
s cri e d t h e m e n
at t er .
M h !
at t roar e d Jack
er h y tarn a l v i ll ai n s o ,
ou
’
!
brough t is me to !
“ Tar e an ! wh a t s t h e m h
’
ou ns at all ? W e ’
at t er
“
Co me dow n a n d yo u l l ,
wha t s t he m h ’
se e
’
at t e r,
cu rse ,
“
Loo k t h e re you b lackgu ard s ! ,
”
wi n k .
“
Faix t hen mayb e I d id sa id A ndy w ith a kn ow
, , , ,
i ng d no .
“
A nd I ho pe M y i s w e l l ? said D ic k a tt
”
.
you r j k i o
y are ’
S
n , so
y h d ou tha t j b did . o, ou eer 0
’
o ,
“
A nother w oman ! e xc l ai med D ick in surprise ”
, .
“
A nother wom an ! rei t erat e d D ic k laugh ing mar ”
, ;
“
”
than a T urk !
“
Ah M ist h e r D i ck !
,
Yo u Tarqu i n
“ S ure S i r wh at harm s i n i t ? ’
, ,
Yo u H el iogabalus l
“
S u re it s n o fa ult o m i n e sir
,
’ ’
,
.
b e hanged as s ure as yo u r na me s A n dy
,
” ’
.
0 b l ackgu ards t t e ”
come o ak o ff O onah S i r
’
ou s e e
y , , ,
.
“
Ca pi tal ! c ried D ic k ; “ we l l do n e A n dy ! An d
”
,
”
wh o sed uced y o u ?
“
S han M or e faith — n o l ess ,
’
.
,
’
,
Ha n dy A n dy 5 1:
d i g a galla nt t o h is w sist e r
uc n o n .
O h n ow I
“ how y,
a re marri e d sa i d D ick
se e ou , ;
“ t h at was th e b it e r b i t i n de e d .
”
, an
me an d brough t me bac k .
”
in g . W hat n e x t ? ”
, ,
as o
guard y ,
an d cou l d n t keep th e y
ou se e , wel l ’
sa c re t so
a grea t d i il b u t t ha t h cou l d v ,
b l ame m e S t he n s e n t
’
. o
I d h
’
to coax h e r
st ru v l e t m e m ake my e scap e bu t to ,
as l eep b u t wh i le I w w i i f t he m t o go t o Sle e p
; as a t n
’
or ,
cr
y i like na s’
pou t a ft her a t h u nd e r s t orm and sa id h e r -
c h h
a ra c t wou l d be ru ined w he n t h e s t o ry g abroad
er ot
over t h e h y an d su re h d ar
co u nt r face t h e wor l d i f
, s e n t
’
I wou ld ma k e h e r an hones t wo ma n
’
n t .
”
y o u sa
y ?
Why wha t co u l d any man
“
y i afth e r t ha t sa , s r, ?
S u re h e r k h w ou ld be go n e i f
a ra c t er
Gon e s aid D ic k
“
faith i t m igh t hav e go ne fur
,
”
,
“ ’
Arrah ! wh at d yo u man e M i h D i ck ? o ,
st er
5 x2 Ha n dy A n dy
“Pooh ,
pooh ! A n dy you do n t mea n t o
’
say yo u
”
m arried that o n e ?
”
Fai x I did said A ndy
, ,
.
and D i ck pu t s pu rs t o h is hors e .
$ 14 Ha n dy A n dy
as t h e sh ow e rs o f k iss es fro m C onah s ri pe l i ps fe ll fas t ’
O ona h
’
fond greeting t ha t h felt th e piqu e w hich
s , s e
m other !
Fo r wha t yo u o ma d h awn ,
said hi s mo t her ,
B e k a se I m ma rr i d m a am
’ ” ’ ’
, .
Wh at ! ”
exclai med the moth er “
I t s n o t marr i d ’ ’
, ,
he St il l k n eelin g
, .
,
’
Ha n dy A n dy 5 5 1
i n a h urry a n d I c an t h el p it
,
giv e us you r b l essing
’
,
so
a t on ce .
”
Sb an M S is t er m a am
or e s
’
,
’
.
O h w irras t h ru
, p l ill l w m ill i m u r t h e r ! e e a
—
y ou d ir t y b b b le ss
ost e d a n
oonge l s an d ho l y m h y ! ar t rs
— k c el i n t h e re i n t h e m idd l e
u
’
the fl as if n o t hi ng 0
’
u re
be l o n gi ng t o y — and i i t t he im id
ou, p to ks my e nce as
b le ss i n y h av e wh e n i t a wh ip p i a t th e c a rt s tai l
’
ou ,
’
S n
’ ’
Wh d y o t h in k tha t blackguard is m i d ?
o ou arr
’
to
s ai d the w i dow .
,
a rr ,
to, o to
B ridge t b r aa
”
.
A n dy g u p a t l as t an d asked wh a t th ey wer e
ot ,
;
to k now wha t t hey had y ag en it to “
sa .
”
w idow ,
ax s i t c h a qu e stio n —
to m ar y a h mpi to r t ra n
’
st h re el l ik e t ha t — grea t r e d h e ad e d j ack a -
R d h a ir d Bri d g t 1 e -
e e .
5 16 Ha n dy A n dy
S he ca n t h e lp her h ai r said An dy
’
,
.
it t he
,
h p! O h b l essed V g i ! t o hav e my
st ra ar n
d augh t er i —law -
n
w e l l as O h w irra ! w i r ra ,
c h k h
a ra c do y
t s aid Andy
e r, ou ?” .
h e r h k h t h an sh e d id th e m i afther
C a ra t er o rn n
’
.
”
”
h ow i t happened .
so ft eyes .
O h O on ah O onah
,
said A ndy w i t h mor e ,
t oo O h if you had e v e r gi ve n me a d h wo rd
.
,
ten er or
m e. A nd t el l m e l m b i my pi i ,
righ t a n na a c ree, s su S c ons
n on mp ? co os
O h I ne v e r h d h e r call e d by t ha t n am e
,
eer
C HAPT E R XLI V
Th r is me tho d i hi mad ss ;
e e n s ne
i ng o n an en feebl e d m ind .
I t w ev en as F u r long h ad ac t ed u nd er the i fl
so . n u
i
c ou s e x cuses w hic h we re b u t cov ers h is w ra s
,
to o n
i n m a t e f h is hou se B u t
o i t was . so .
put u po n i t .
, ,
cli ck w it h he r t ongu e
”
a nd say I h i t h i m that ti me
“
, , .
”
“
Q u ite p w i d i n such w a ff airs
a c t se sai d F ur se c et ,
, to
’ ’
h im an d th is m os t u n welcome ap paritio n .
”
“ I am com e said t he d owager w ith an om i nous , ,
t one f v oice o .
V wy happy f t h e h ono I am su r e M i w ’
“ st e ss
e o , ,
O G w dy
’
faltered F u r lo ng
a ,
.
“
D o yo u moc k me i said sh e w i th i nc re asi ng , s r ? ”
,
La ! Mi w O G w dy
’
,
no st e ss a .
“ I w lly a m q u i te a t a l oss M i w O G w dy t o
ea ,
st e ss
’
a ,
co mpw h d e en
Gw i H eav e n ! e x c l ai m e d Fur l o ng t r e mb l i n g
ac o u s ,
,
”
.
We ll there ,
f y
’
and
s one she l aid
or a pi s t o
oul b ; e
fo r e h im w i th as co u r t eou s man ne r as i f s h e w e re a
making h i m a b ir t hday pr e s e n t .
d owager I hav e
.
“ money abou t me for I paid my
no ,
‘
s afe ,
’
s mas h
or
‘
w hoev e r ca ll s safe i f t he glass
;
’
‘
,
’
I cal l fi Sm b
rs t said th e dowager as sh e fl ung
as
,
’
u
p t h e d ressi ng glass w hich fell i n Sh iv e rs th e floor on
-
.
,
“ I hav e w said h o n, ob lige m e S i r by s t an di n g
S e ;
“
, ,
c i rcu ms t a n ces by co in c id i ng ,
a cer t ai n e x en t w ith t h e to t
v i e ws f t h e i ns ane peopl e an d s ugges t ed
o th e dowag e r,
to
t h a t h e h op e d Sh e w oul d n o t in sis t a d u el w i t hou t on
t h e b ell .
at t he be ll pu ll -
touch it a nd y a re a dead m an ,
ou
O h Lo rd said F u rl ong .
wi th grea t fu ry .
h ave ru ng said h ,
”
but it s h all n o t avai l y ou
s e, the
d oor i s loc ked t ake you r weapon S i r ; q u ic k ! , ,
wha t a coward
W lly M i w O G w dy I c an n o t t h i n k
’
ea ,
st e ss f a ,
o
Th e b el l w a nswered by t h e s e rvant w ho
as fi d , ,
on n
Ha n dy A n dy
“ S om e m ad o ld reb el I suppose said M ajo r S i r , , .
“ Do yo u re member
9 8 m a a m said t
’
h e m ajo r ,
’
.
Yes m a a m Wh at then
,
’
.
, ,
s u ppose .
, ,
we r e g oing t o r oa st
The majo r grew l i v i d o n t he ben ch w her e h e sa t a t ,
ing i t u p in V ie w o f t h e whole o ffi ce .
o ld l ady ,
on bei ng p l ac e d i n a h ack n ey coach wh ich w as
-
t h e m u lti t ud e ,
half f w hic h ra n afte r t he coach as
one o
i
s t ra t o n s of t h e i r cont e m p t
.
C H A PTE R X LV
,
, ,
“
I be l iev e I h a v e t h e hono u r o f add ressin g M ister
T o m an swered i n t he a ffi rm ati v e
”
D u r fy , s ir ? .
Yes .
, ,
”
my duty .
5 30 Ha n dy A n dy
sheri ff s o ffi cer
’
s , u rgin g h i ord e rs by a nudg e
o r t wo o n
To m s e lbow
’
.
“
D o n t Sho v e m e s ir ! said T o m rath e r angrily
’
, , ,
“ o r by
G
“ —
A isy s ir aisy ! ff
sa id t he baili ; though I feel
“
,
, , ,
“
I ll go th e re t hen said T o m
’ ”
,
“ Go throu gh as , .
, ,
’
Ve ry w e ll said Tom
”
, .
A t th e Su it o f M r M K a il Sir ”
.
’
,
.
O h ! t he t ai lor ? said To m
”
.
”
Yes si r said t he baili ff
, ,
A nd i f yo u wou ld n o t .
t here s i r b efore y
, ,
H e is w i i f b ai l these t h r e e
ou. a t n
’
or
md i o bu t h
at on , a friend m in e I may almo s t y
e
’
s 0
’
, sa ,
S ir — li ha i l m
t — t h e m li h
e ra r i l
nt em an t e ra r nt e en
y g y g
i s alway s i n d ffi l i m os tl y I su p pose y e cu t e s a . ou
’
re
li ht i
e ra r l m S ir — t hough
nt e ra t h e r i l
’
nt e e
y g y a n,
”
g y ou re
d h re ss e d f o r one ?
No said ,
“ I am n o t T o m, .
“
I t h ough t y o u wo r Si r by b e in g acquai n te d w i t h , ,
t hi s ot her g in t le ma n ”
.
Where is th e no te ? i n q u i red T o m
”
.
“
N o t r e ady ye t s ir I t S p o t h ry h e s writ in ’ ’ ’ ’
.
,
,
‘
.
pot e s ha s hard w o rd s a t co mm an d ”
.
,
’
”
p rofess ion .
p ro fessio n pu rs ue th e m uses ? D o n t t hi n k i I m an e ’
, s r,
p o th
’
h p a
’
t hat way B ut h er e my p l ac e i — my l i t tl e
e nce .
’
S , s r
bower f r e pos e o .
T m forward
o T hey ascended som e c r e ak i ng s t a irs
.
,
Ah Goggin s
“
,
said t h e write r y com e ,
“
ou
’
re
m ay take the l e tt e r M is te r D fy to ur .
”
gins for he r e h e i
,
s.
Wha t e xc l ai med T m D fy i n s u rp ri s e o ur
, ;
“
James R e d dy !
Ev e n sa id James w ith a se nt i m ent a l
so, , air
T h p a ths f g l ry l ad bu t h gra v
’
e o o e to t e e .
1 Th a m f a c l bra t d sw p i I re la d wh o s e n a me is
e n e o e e e ee n n
a pp l i d t o t h e wh o l
,
e e .
Ha n dy A n dy 5 35
“ B rav o ! l i ttle fe ll ow rejo i ned a gen tee l pers on , ,
fi ght wh ic h Edward O C
,
Sh ared w ith i n ferior men
’
onno r
,
r
fi i c e nt i n t h e us e o f h i s bu n c h of fives h i t hard f , or
, ,
R y eyes f
at t
’
s m any seconds aft e r the figh t ) wh at was
or ,
on t h e o ppos it e seat !
It was so m e t i m e befor e Rat t y cou l d qu ite compre
he nd h i s pres e n t S ituatio n bu t as soo n as h e was m ade ;
s e nsib l e of it and could answer t h e firs t q u e s t ion s asked
, ,
ba l l,
’
said Ra t ty and t he b l ackgu ard r e t urned an
;
“
Edward .
may c row o n h is w o n
“ Inde ed you re ,
said Edwa r d l ayi ng his h a n d
’
n ot ,
”
,
“
I d hav e l icked h i m said Ra tty i f t hey d hav e
’
, ,
’
to Lon don .
“
We ll t h is is the quares t t hing I e v er he e rd of
, ,
t h e i ce . H ow i t fi s aid A n dy Faix i t
z z es l , ,
’
s a
“
bower an d h i ch in r e s t i ng
,
”
s hi s cl en ch ed han d s on .
dangerous .
w riti ng ,
s aid T m
”
Wha t i s it ? I i t a n o t he r
o .
“ S
e pithalam i u m
“ I t is a caus t i c ar t ic l e agai ns t t h e su ccess fu l me n f o
54 0 Ha n d y A n d y
t he day said R e ddy t hey hav e n o m eri t i — n o ne
,
“
, s r .
W h at d o yo u th in k f the wor l d ? o
Faith I t h ink i t
“ ’
pleasan t a p l ac e said Tom
,
so
, ,
C urs e h i m ! I d li ke t o c hoke h i m ’
.
”
tem per and soa r abo v e the pet t y gri ev an ces f l ife i n the o
do yo u t hi n k O f th e wor l d ? ”
“
I can t agree w ith y o u ’
,
sa id J ames .
“
I th i n k i t
54 2 Ha n d y A n d y
B u t t h oug h To m fe lt sa t is fact io n a t that mom e n t he ,
u n acknowledged .
”
No n o said To m .
ward O C o n n o r so mehow o r o t h e r I n e v er co u ld t el l
’
, ,
“
I tel l you wha t it i s sa id Tom earn es t ly Ned
”
, , ,
o f th e H i ll
- -
has got i n t o a better plac e t han peo p l e s ’
, ,
k n ow is I ha v e felt my h ea r t warm to so me o f E d
,
, , ,
’
“
Wel l le t M ister O C o n n o r enj oy his popu la r i ty
,
’
“
I t ell yo u w ha t it i s s aid To m get t ing u p a ,
”
,
“
, o un
Edward O C ’
y m or e J am e s i f y ou
o n n or : so sa no , ,
p lease .
w t u r n ed i n the d oo r
as .
“
Her e s t h a t i n fer n a l b ai l i ff agai n !
’
sai d Tom ,
Goggi n s w i t h an as p e c t t ha t sh ou l d as t o nish h i m .
a p p e arance pr e se n ting ,
t he ge nt lem en i n t h e roo m to
t he b i d po rt io n f h i person whic h m ad e se e ral
n er o s ,
v
pan t aloon s .
T m th ough t t h is w as som e ne w t ou ch
o f the o
“
free an d easy
- -
M ister G gg i ”
pa rt an d l o sing
on o ns s
’
, ,
;
ly a m utu a l misu ndersta ndi ng — t ha t Gogg ins wou ld
’
on n t
Ed wa r d di d n ot see m q u i t e to sy m path is e wi t h h is
a mi abi li ty s o G oggi ns returned to th e c harge while
, ,
“
Yo u see Sir sa id Gogg ins “ i n t he fi rs t p l ace it
, , , ,
yo u ll pa r don m e for it
’
.
“
C ou ld y say a th ing to fi d m e ? was th e
ou o en
”
an swer .
,
”
.
you mar ry h er .
u p
-
s t airs was d e t ai ned The baili ff i nformed h .i m an d ;
t h e mon ey nec e ssary proc ure th e cap t i v e s libe rty was
to
’
placed i n h is hand .
, ,
n a t u re ? ”
Ed ward .
m i l too if y
a t er a s
1
l ike — an d p my h o n ou r I l l be
,
ou
’
on ,
’
p roud t o d ri n k yo u r h ea l th fo r yo u r e a raa l g i l m ,
’
nt e an .
”
and w ro t e ra t h e r t ried
,
or wri t e t h e fol l ow ing n o te to , ,
w it h a pe n l i ke a s kewer i n k so m et h in g th i c k e r t ha n ,
m ud and ,
wh i t y brown paper
on -
“ DE R S A — I h op e you w i ll pardo n t h e l ib e r t y
I R,
I ha v e t ake n i n yo ur t empo ra ry w an t f mo ne y Y o . ou
E O C .
’
.
wo uld d o t h e sam e .
T he b ai l i ff w as righ t e v e n l w a d en hi
: so o as s
co mp u d i g f wh is k y pu h
o n n o -
nc .
C H A PT E R X LV I I
, ,
“
H e s i n th e stable n ow
’
s aid G usty ; ,
“
fo r I
des i red t h e man to w ait kn owing yo u wou ld be h e r e
,
’
soo n f
“
I can no t see h im now Gusty said Edward : w i ll
, ,
’
scape s and feats by fl ood a nd fie ld In deed th e “ .
,
“
I m bri ngi n it to yo u i
’
sai d A n dy tuggi ng a t
’
, s r,
”
,
t h e tub .
“
H and it rou nd th e tab le sai d D ic k , .
, .
“
I was d hra win i t t o y ou S ir wh e n y o u s t o pp e d
’
, ,
We ll m ak e haste w i t h it sa id D ic k
, ,
.
o f the tu rkey
”
said th e colone l , .
, ,
T h ere i ,
said A n dy poi n t ing dow n t o t h e i c e
s r, , .
a single bo ttl e t h e r e — w ha t d o yo u m e an yo u S t up id ,
rascal
“
T o b e s ur e t h e re s ,
bo tt l e t here s i r The
’
no , .
bo tt les is a l l t he id b d b u t e v e ry d h p o th e
on S e oor ,
ro
’
c ompany w e r e de te rm i ned
too b e merry to h ave t h e ir to
p l easa ntry pu t f t u n e by t ri fl i ng a m i shap and i t
.
ou t o so ,
l eft t hem se l v e s
to .
Th e n ,
as a m a tte r f cou rs e D ick ca lle d o th e ,
on
55 2 Ha n dy A n dy
gen tle m en t o c harg e their glass e s an d fill h igh t o a toas t
h e h ad to propos e — t hey wou ld an t ici pat e to whom h e
referred — gen t lem an who was going t o ch ange hi s
a
wou l d favour th e m .
fri e n d I wi h I co u l d gi ve y
. s any id ea of t h e song ou
moc k colon e l .
T m Lo ftus d id
o k now syl lab le f any o t h e r
n ot one o
, ,
him .
t hroat what do yo u y co l o ne l ? sa ,
LAD Y M I N E
L A D Y mi lad y mi
ne ne
T a k t h sy wr ath I t wi
e e ro e ne
A ll i t s sw t s l ss th a n t hi
,
ee a re e ne ,
Lad y lad y mi ne
T h e b l ush t h a t y c h e k is f u d
,
th on e o n
B l m t h f r e sh t h wb l y a r ro u d
oo e e f
o e e n
Tby sw t b r t h a s sw t giv s so d
ee ea ee e un
Lad y lad y mi ne
,
,
Ha n dy A n dy 555
W h o s e t d ri l s m c k t h y ri ng l e t s t wi n e
en o
’
Lad y lad y mi
,
ne
H o w I l v e t h a t g e n ro us t re e
,
’
o
Bu mp e rs bright t o p l d g t o ib ee -
e e
Lad y lad y mi e
, ,
, n
Lad y mi ne lad y mi e n
L ik t h e st a rs t h a t n ight l y S hi
e ne ,
T h y sw t y s sh e d l igh t d ivi e
ee e e n
Lad y lad y mi e
,
A n d a s s a ge s wis
,
o f o ld e,
F r om t h e s t a rs c o u ld f a t u f ld
,
e n o
T h y brigh t e y e s m y f rt u
,
t ld o ne o
Lad y lad y mi e ,
n
A s t he pa rt y b e ca me mo r e co n v i v ia l t h e m i rt h bega n ,
su p p sed h im to b e
o y g m w h i le thos e
a v er r ea t ro a nce r ;
fr iend s who w e re i n Lo ft us co n fi dence exh ibited a most ’
“ Now ”
s ir ,
said Lo ftu s
,
“
let me ask y ou wh at is ,
tri um p h antly .
Lo ft us .
“
Ne v er sa i d M o r i art y w ho on c e e n t rapped into
, , ,
“
Wo n derfu l ! cried Lo ftu s backers ’
.
“ ’
T i s s tr ange s i r said M oriarty
”
,
t hat we hav e
, ,
”
“
Easi ly accoun ted fo r s ir said Lo ftus T is so
, ,
.
’
Ha n dy A n dy
Tha t ’
f th e most di ffi c ul t ridd le s t o c om pr e
s one o
“
Th e frigate answer e d t h e ridd le wi th her gu ns sir , ,
”
I prom i se yo u .
“
Wh a t ! exc l aimed M ori ar ty fir e
”
t h e fo rt f ,
“
on o
h e r w ki ng ?
o n
”
“
Th ere is an hon es t p r in ci pl e e x i sts a mong sailo rs ,
“
An d wh a t was t h e conseq uence ? said M o r i art y .
, .
”
t h e macaw .
li
ev e . U nde r Su ch c i rcums t ances t aki ng sn u ff is a gr e at ,
Ha n dy A n dy 5 59
r el i e f toa ma n a n d as i t happ e ned M oriar t y i n t ak
; , , ,
h is pocket an d pu l l ed t h e bu tt en d o f a ri fl e w h ic h
out -
i n g on a h i ng e Th is b . i n t e n d ed carry s mal l im
ox , to
pl me e nt sfo r th e u se f t he i fl m o k e ep h is pi ec e i n r e a n, to
o rde r was fi ll e d w it h sn u ff a n d T m said as h e l aid i t
, ,
o ,
dow n on t h e t ab l e This i s my sn u ff b g e n t l e me n
,
“ -
ox , ;
n ot as h a n dsom e my ga ll an t fri en d s a t t he op posit e
as
’
Si de f t he t abl e bu t ex t re me l y i n te r e s t i ng t o m e I t
o ,
.
w prev iou s
as f ou r dash in g a ff airs i n S pai n t ha t
t o on e o
ou r r ifl m
e were t h row n
en i n fron t an d t he fl an ks out on .
M y l ad s said I we m u s t d so m e t h ing
,
’
,
l her e o nov e , or
w i t h e ring v o ll ey an d t h en ,
i t we w ent i n fl il fash io n to a -
it e v e r si n ce as a s nu ff box -
.
”
;
sta rtling th e boun cers he t old th e more s uccess ful w ere ,
m ilit ary m an .
to s ing bu t E dward wh is pe r ed
; F H eav e n s sake ,
“
or
’
pole .
“
I n wh i ch f the ex ped i t io n s may I ask w e re yo u
o , ,
“
I n no ne f t h e m i We k nocked u p a li l m
o , S r . tt e a a
stan ce was ,
hard rock ; w e were obl iged to kn oc k
as as a
Sur y k w
e ou no
F ri d f
,
en or oe
W i ll hav ha d e the n or t oe
Fr m a w d j b y o bo l so e r o !
Th r e e a w w ma r h t hr
’
s n ot to n e c o ,
’
Bu t lad i s l k i g a r h hr
the e oo n c t o
'
wi d w p a s wi ll s a r h thr
,
’
T he n o ne e c o
ra ks fi d th ir j y
-
T he n to n e o
Whi l up tr t e t he s ee ,
E a h gir l
c m t y ou ee ,
Wi l l l k s ly oo so
Wi ll y cr
,
My y e e
h is h a da r l i g h b wld
’
O j b oy !
'
, n t e n , t e o so e r
Bu t wh w g h r u en e et t e o te ,
Ho w h y p ut t e o
A n d th sh u t e
y o
Whi l right ab u t
e t o t he o
G s wl d j b y oe t he bo so e r o
is th that lad i s fa ir
.
Oh,
’
t en e
In d sp a ir
e
T ar h ir ha ir
e t e
Bu t h d l t e ar iv i -
,
a one I c e,
’
a s h
-
wl j b y S y t e bo d so e r o
h w r ld is all b f r us
.
For t e o e o e
Wh r h la dlad i s ad r us
e e t e n e o e
,
A nd n e er r fus s r us ’
e e to co e
,
Bu t hal k up wi h j y c us
,
t o
W a st h
e t e e r ta
p,
W ar h
e te
p e r ca
‘
h ha t h ha p ’
O , t S t e c
For m e !
a s
S y Sh e
O h is h a da r l i g h b wl d
’ 3
,
n t e n ,
t e o so e r j b oy .
Th e n co me al o n g wi th m e,
G ra ma ch re e ,
A n d y o u 11 s e e
’
H ow y y ou ha pp wi ll b e
Ha n dy A n dy 563
W i t h y ur b wld j b y o o so e r o
Fa i t h i f y u
’
up f ’
! o re to un ,
Wi th m e ru n
T wi ll d be
’
one
h s a ppi g f a g
’
In t e n n o u n,
a s b wld S y j b y t he o so e r o ;
A d n is h tha wi th u t s a dal
’
t t en t, o c n
M y s l f wi ll pr u dl y da dl
,
e o n e
T he l i t l f a r hi g a dl
t e t n c n e
f mu t u al fl a m my j y
O our e, o !
M y i l igh t shi
a h s ne
A bright a s mi
S ne ,
Ti ll i ii l i t he ne
H l l b la
’
e z e,
A d r a is
n e
T h g l ry f h i
e o rps l i k a b wld j b y
o s co , e o so e r o !
h e op e n ed .
“ By Jov e ! y S i n g righ t we ll co l o ne l sa id
ou , ,
one
o f t h e part y .
“ I t h ink th e ga ll an t co l on e l s so n gs no t h ing i n m ’
co
pagne h as come i n f
”
t he i n herita nce f a l arg e
or o
p roperty .
“
W ha t H an dy A n dy ? e xc l a imed t hos e w ho ”
k n e w h i s n ame .
“
H andy A n dy said D i ck ,
is n o w a man f ,
“
o
fo r t u ne !
T was a note from S qu ire Ega n which conveyed t he
I n ews to D ick th at caus e d so m uch su rprise ; the
detai l s o f the cas e were not ev e n hi nted at ; the bare
fact alon e was me ntio ned w ith a ca ut io n to preser v e
,
, , ,
“
You m u s t get in Tom s way said Loftus “ a n d
’
, ,
”
I l l k iss her
’
.
5 6 6 Ha n dy A n dy
to ngu e and w in e whic h t ak e n i n t he mor n ing a re
, , ,
ra
g am ffi b luow ing a
n t i n horn rolled u p t h e skim ping ,
Wis h you j oy
Th e t h ing was so sudden t ha t D u r fy and the w idow ,
T h e t ru t h w he had q u a ff ed t h e cu p f l ic e n t iou s
as, o
sq uan der ,
deceit h e wou l d
no prac t i se d isgu is e n ot ,
no
was b
an wm That c h i ld was th e he ro f
on est o an. o our
h usband i nd u ci ng he r ,
l eav e the scen e f h er to o un
o f one Th is sh e d id h eroica l ly an d t h e o rp h a n gi r l
.
,
pro fl ig y th
ac rough an d i n a fore ig n cou
,
n t ry d ied a t l as t ;
but on h is dea t h b ed th e scou rge f co nsc ience r e n d ered
-
o
milli i on a r e .
be L dy S catte r brai n
a a nd t h e te ars would bu rst ;
”
was d i ff eren t .
l
e SS m i stakes i n t he grea t me t ro polis wh ich a ff orded ,
bu t dro ll
so i n fac t w it t y ! ,
so
”
o f a man i rusty b l ac k wh t u r n ed
n be a shabby
,
o out to
a tt o rn e y wh ad vanced m o ney o conv e y h i l ady c li e n t to s
by a p d m i
cou e a n.
w ou l d wh a t t h e i n si d e f Sb
se e M h e ad w o an or e s
’
as
mad e f i f h e a tt em p t ed
o , ad v a n ce u pon h i m B ridge tto .
s h i !
e s
“ I m good a l ady y ar e a l o rd a n y how cr i e d
’
as as ou , ,
Bridge t .
I ca n t I t el l y’
,
cri e d A n dy ou .
Y m u st
ou roar e d Sb M an or e .
Ha n dy A n dy
Bad l u ck t o you how can I whe n I ne v er l arn e d
,
”
Yo ur l ordsh ip can make y our m a rk said th e
’
attorn ey .
, .
Q
’ ’
i it
I n t he m id s t of t he ro w wh ich n o w ros e t o a t re me n
,
“
A v c o o rse ! said A ndy ; b u t s t il l sh e m u s t g et
” “
out
t oo ,
had joi ned t he m h is s er v ic e s be ing requ is ite i n
,
,
” 1
a nd t be d og a te it .
1 If n ot t his i d i al a sw r s
e nt c n e o me t n lhi g ik i t wa s giv
e e n on a
d ispu t d I rish l t i bfr a i H us
,
e e ec on , e o e C o mm tt e e f h o t e o e of
C o mm on s .
Ha n dy A n dy 5 79
d rudg e ry t o pri v a t e repos e wh ich w m u c h mor e ,
as co n
g e n ia l t o h is e asy te mper .
j i
o c ni g i n hi s t ri u mph — wh il e he was i n vi te d t o t he
S peak e r s d in ners an d th e lad i e s we re l ooking fo rward
’
his f am i ly t he ac t wh ic h caus e d i t d id
,
s u rpri se th em not ;
f or i t was agai ns t w hi ch M aj or D aw so n had been
o ne
d oi ng t ha t w hich h is — an d h i d aughters — a n d
so n s
m ou n t ed carriages
on a t e rrac e i n fron t f h is ho use
,
on o ;
a nd it was hi wo n t s fire a sa l u te to ce rt ain fes t i v al on
”
an
y harm n ow .
ou
g b t to b e don e always The b a re t hough .t f cha n ge o
o f any sor t t o h im w ,
u n bearable an d whether it w
,
as ; as
s e quenc e s The r e su lt w th a t
. a cer t ai n festi v a l his
as, on
h is funeral .
em o t o ns
i .
; —
,
S e
session ,
out h a t ve ry s po t w he re the fi rs t t i mid and
do ubti ng word of l o v e had been Spoken .
t r e es — y ar e both
ou m e ! a n d heave n h i to as se t ts
o w mark upon y
n i n t hos e l augh in g b l u e ey e s wh ic h
ou
might d es pai r a t d e fia nc e
se t .
”
i g ly
n Edward s pe n c i l r apid l y ra n ov e r t h e l eaf a n d
as
’
T HE UN S S HI N E I N YO U
I t is sw t wh ee k r u d h wi d w rld s w a st
en we l oo o n t e e o
’
e
k w h at h d s r b st w
To no t t e e e t e o s
T h p al ms wh r
e w ary h a t m y r st e e the e e r a e
T h spri g th a t i puri ty fl ws
,
e n n o
A d wh r h a v f u d
.
n e e e I o n
this wi ld r ss r u d
In e ne o n
T ha t sp i g d h a t sh l t r t ru
r n an t e e so e
U fai li g i d n n n nee
A d my w id d n o n, n
,
ee
h Od ar st I f u d it i y
e e ,
’
ve o n n ou
Ha n dy A n dy
A wh h l u d f s m dark i g h u
nd , o h en t e c o o o e en n o r
h d w h s u l wi t h i g l m
O
’
e rs a o s t e o ts oo
T h wh r is h l ight f h v st al p w
,
’
en e e t e o t e e o r,
T h la mp f p al H p
e oi ll u m e o e to e
h l ight v r l i s
O t he e e e
th s brigh t f d y s
In o e on e e
W h r H av h i mp w blu
,
d it s
’
e e e en as re ss o n e
s a s al fr m h s k i s
A e o t e e
s my h a r r l i s
A e t e e
th a t gi f t f i t s su shi i y
On o n ne n ou
h is u n cle s w i sh e s t hough h e d id n o t
’
,
t h e n ecess ity se e
Why wo n t yo u le arn e v e n a l it tl e ?
’ ”
“
I m to go
’
th at Engl ish fellow i n s prin g a n d I
to ,
t me n ow
i .
”
D o yo u cal l it good us e t o b e d r e ad fu l ly id le so
a nd shameful ly igno ran t ?
“
B h ot — th e less I know t h e mor e t he English
er l
,
;
at th e call and after circli ng rou n d h is you ng m as te r
, ,
i g wi th
r a e a p ict u re it as h ca l led t he coa t f on ,
s e o
,
”
man i n y t
tohe d
sa wj Lady S b wan
o t ed er c att e r r ee n to
S peak w i t h C asey s wi fe ’
.
,
’
,
’
w as a t home .
”
o r h ind ran ce ,
an d to th i s en d asked A n dy t o le t her
ha v e a hun d red po un ds i n o ne pou nd notes f o r a par
,
-
o f pothooks a nd ha ng e rs an d A B C w e ig h ed hea v i ly
o n the n ob leman s m ind
’
wh i ch m u st ha v e sun k u n der
,
word .
t o fi re .
Ge t u p behi n d m e said A n dy ; I wo n t le av e y ,
’
ou
h e re .
Run I t e l l y , ou .
I wo n t ’
.
”
power bu t t ha t h cou l d s t il l ho l d
; howev e r and s e on , ,
,
con
H a rd w rd i mp l i s a a u ti
1 o e c on .
Ha n dy A n dy 59 1
i d Na n c e h ad m is t ak en for t he e ff us io n f h e r w
ta ne ,
o o n
h av e bee n a d ead ma n ,
t h a t hi gra t i t ud e a n d g ll
so s a an
pr e serv i ng h i w l i fe
s o n .
C H A PTE R LI
ho us e,
”
whi ch we r e n e ve r see n ther e b e fore The .
c ia te s ,
reach ing I reland O n find ing B r idget had
on .
, so
, n ,
A ndy a n sw e r e d by ca p e ri n g ro u nd t he room Sh ou t i ng , ,
d anc i ng a n d sh ou t i ng .
c lai m e d H oly V g i
,
h e go n e mad
ar n w h e reu po n
’
s
5 96 Ha n dy A n dy
S h e and h e r n i e ce s e t u p a v iolent scr e a ming whi ch ,
“
Let me sen d for Fathe r Blake my j ewe l ”
said , ,
”
A ndy ,
and I ll marry you at once
’
.
”
B oth er ! c ried A ndy sn atch ing anothe r kiss
cried D ick D a w
, .
l os i ng n o t i m e I se e A ndy ,
”
, .
”
go my lady that is t o be
, ,
’
.
.
, ,
, , ,
d ay fo ll ow ing th e ev e nt fu l o n e j u s t r e corded
T
HE ,
&c &c
.
,
Larry H ogan at once came forwa r d a n d put
.
“ Faith th en we l l
’
l a z e you i
’
said the s t roke
,p , s r , ,
o f i t to day -
.
“ Ye
s Sh e replied
,
“
i t seems almos t sacri lege t o
,
“
O n e migh t t hi n k t h e herm it was th ere t oo said ,
“
That s t h e l igh t o f t he gu id e t ha t shows th e p l ac e
’
Ha n dy A n dy
ci rc l ing t h e wa te rs in t hei r sh adowy fram e t h e b eau t y ,
, s e
t h eir u se .
”
you d get
’
.
G a nz
y .
T is a S t ra n g e n am e sai d F a nn y ,
D o y ou k now .
why i t is ca l l e d ? so
”
Faix I d u n na my l ady
, ,
barri n t ha t it i s the bes t ’
i b
a c os,
”
said h e resti n g,
h i s oars T he e xam p le was
on .
m ent to h is l i ps gav e ,
l ong w e ll su stai n ed blas t I t
one -
.
r e v i si te d t h e plac e w h e re i t had e x pi r e d .
call an d
,
”
sw eetl y as b e fore t h e n o te s w e r e r et u r ne d
as
d istinc t ly .
,
as
t ri um ph s f h e r ld bards Th e ai r
o o bore w it h i t
.
, t oo ,
h istori c associa t ion s — i t ol d a t a l e f w rong an d f
; t o o
o f t h e wood e d promo nt o ry .
6 04 Ha n dy A n dy
Edward a n d Fa n ny writh e d and p u t t h e ir ha n d s , to
t hei r ea r s .G iv e way boys ! said Edward , f
”
;
“
or
way
A way Sprang t h e boa t T t h e b oa t ma n s inqu i ry . o
’
Fanny sa id wh e n S he foun d
“ no ”
,
i nqu iry i t was a on
,
”
t ouch i ng answe r
S u re you r honou r wou l d n o t h av e us d is t urb N e d
,
M hy
a c a rt gra v e !
’
s
“ Th en a boatma n w d rown ed h I su ppo s e ?
as e re ,
”
said Edward .
Yes yo u r honou r
, Th e boa t man t hen t o l d how
.
t h e acc iden t occu rred one day whe n t here was a Stag
h u nt on the lake but t he anecd ote s t ruck E dwa rd
; as
M A C A RT H Y S G R E ’
AV
T he br r sh
e e z e wa s f e r w a s f a ir
, t h e mo n
T he t s a g l t d w la ir
h a d e f his e y ;
,
h ri g h r
T o c ee n b a i g t gu
o n and
y n on e,
h s sw l ru g
K ill a rn e y s e c o e
‘
e et
y n .
6 06 Ha n dy A n dy
t hey approach ed t h e rapid s form ed by t h e desc en d ing
w aters f the pper l ake t o th e lower and t hey we r e
o u ,
se n
g e rs were dragged safely t o sh ore fr o m t he capsized
boat wh ic h had been u pse t by th e prin ci pal ge ntleman
,
pleasure .
i
v e n e n c e s,e nabled the party i dow n t o d i nner i n to s t
K i llarn ey .
righ t an d d o in g
,
w e ll as ca n b e ex pec t ed
as .
”
i m
s Tel l m e M i h D awson , y st l er ,
a re ou an unc e or
a n a unt ?
A ndy s mo t h e r di e d soo n after f t h e co l d cau gh t by
’
o
h er and said
,
I l eave yo u th is qu ilt l
,
“ — is ,
a a n na
’
t
wo rth mor e th a n i t a p pears T he h u nd r e d pou n d n o te s .
-
A n dy gav e me I q u i l t e d i nt o t h e l in i n g t h a t i f I l iv e d , so
6 08 Ha n dy A n dy
poor al l my l ife ti l l l a t e l y I d ied u nder a q u i lt f ba nk
, o
Hy m e n an d hyd ro phob ia f t he r e st f h e r l i fe
or o .
O C
’
whose frien dship was e v e r h i s d eares t posses
o n n o r,
leading a l i fe f en t erprise
o A s t hey a re bo t h Irish
.
“
v e y d i ff eren t c i rc u ms t a n ces i t is
r ,
im probable t ha t
n ot
k i n d re ad e rs .
THE E ND
U N IV E R SI TY OF CA LI FO RN IA LI BRAR Y
Th i s b o k i
o s DU E on th e l as t d a te S ta mp e d b e l o w .
NOV 1 3 195 8
F or m L 9 — 15 m (B 103 9 444