THE ELEPHANT'S CHILD

N the High and Far-Off Times the Elephant, O Best Beloved, had no trunk. He had only a
blackish, bulgy nose, as big as a boot, that he could wriggle about from side to side; but he
couldn't pick up things with it. But there was one Elephant--a new Elephant--an Elephant's
Child--who was full of 'satiable curtiosity, and that means he asked ever so many questions.
And he lived in Africa, and he filled all Africa with his 'satiable curtiosities. He asked his tall
aunt, the Ostrich, why her tail-feathers grew just so, and his tall aunt the Ostrich spanked
him with her hard, hard claw. He asked his tall uncle, the Giraffe, what made his skin spotty,
and his tall uncle, the Giraffe, spanked him with his hard, hard hoof. And still he was full of
'satiable curtiosity! He asked his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, why her eyes were red, and
his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, spanked him with her broad, broad hoof; and he asked
his hairy uncle, the Baboon, why melons tasted just so, and his hairy uncle, the Baboon,
spanked him with his hairy, hairy paw. And still he was full of 'satiable curtiosity! He asked
questions about everything that he saw, or heard, or felt, or smelt, or touched, and all his
uncles and his aunts spanked him. And still he was full of 'satiable curtiosity!

One fine morning in the middle of the Precession of the Equinoxes this 'satiable Elephant's
Child asked a new fine question that he had never asked before. He asked, 'What does the
Crocodile have for dinner?' Then everybody said, 'Hush!' in a loud and dretful tone, and they
spanked him immediately and directly, without stopping, for a long time.

By and by, when that was finished, he came upon Kolokolo Bird sitting in the middle of a
wait-a-bit thorn-bush, and he said, 'My father has spanked me, and my mother has spanked
me; all my aunts and uncles have spanked me for my 'satiable curtiosity; and still I want to
know what the Crocodile has for dinner!'

Then Kolokolo Bird said, with a mournful cry, 'Go to the banks of the great grey-green,
greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, and find out.'

That very next morning, when there was nothing left of the Equinoxes, because the
Precession had preceded according to precedent, this 'satiable Elephant's Child took a
hundred pounds of bananas (the little short red kind), and a hundred pounds of sugar-cane
(the long purple kind), and seventeen melons (the greeny-crackly kind), and said to all his
dear families, 'Goodbye. I am going to the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set
about with fever-trees, to find out what the Crocodile has for dinner.' And they all spanked
him once more for luck, though he asked them most politely to stop.

Then he went away, a little warm, but not at all astonished, eating melons, and throwing the
rind about, because he could not pick it up.

He went from Graham's Town to Kimberley, and from Kimberley to Khama's Country, and
from Khama's Country he went east by north, eating melons all the time, till at last he came
to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees,
precisely as Kolokolo Bird had said.
Now you must know and understand, O Best Beloved, that till that very week, and day, and
hour, and minute, this 'satiable Elephant's Child had never seen a Crocodile, and did not
know what one was like. It was all his 'satiable curtiosity.

The first thing that he found was a Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake curled round a rock.

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child most politely, 'but have you seen such a thing as a
Crocodile in these promiscuous parts?'

'Have I seen a Crocodile?' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, in a voice of dretful

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child, 'but could you kindly tell me what he has for dinner?'

Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake uncoiled himself very quickly from the rock, and
spanked the Elephant's Child with his scalesome, flailsome tail.

'That is odd,' said the Elephant's Child, 'because my father and my mother, and my uncle
and my aunt, not to mention my other aunt, the Hippopotamus, and my other uncle, the
Baboon, have all spanked me for my 'satiable curtiosity--and I suppose this is the same
thing.'

So he said good-bye very politely to the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, and helped to coil

But it was really the Crocodile, O Best Beloved, and the Crocodile winked one eye--like this!

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child most politely, 'but do you happen to have seen a
Crocodile in these promiscuous parts?'

Then the Crocodile winked the other eye, and lifted half his tail out of the mud; and the
Elephant's Child stepped back most politely, because he did not wish to be spanked again.

'Come hither, Little One,' said the Crocodile. 'Why do you ask such things?'

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child most politely, 'but my father has spanked me, my
mother has spanked me, not to mention my tall aunt, the Ostrich, and my tall uncle, the
Giraffe, who can kick ever so hard, as well as my broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, and my
hairy uncle, the Baboon, and including the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, with the
scalesome, flailsome tail, just up the bank, who spanks harder than any of them; and so, if
it's quite all the same to you, I don't want to be spanked any more.'

'Come hither, Little One,' said the Crocodile, 'for I am the Crocodile,' and he wept crocodile-
tears to show it was quite true.
Then the Elephant's Child grew all breathless, and panted, and kneeled down on the bank
and said, 'You are the very person I have been looking for all these long days. Will you
please tell me what you have for dinner?'

'Come hither, Little One,' said the Crocodile, 'and I'll whisper.'

Then the Elephant's Child put his head down close to the Crocodile's musky, tusky mouth,
and the Crocodile caught him by his little nose, which up to that very week, day, hour, and
minute, had been no bigger than a boot, though much more useful.

'I think,' said the Crocodile--and he said it between his teeth, like this--'I think to-day I will
begin with Elephant's Child!'

At this, O Best Beloved, the Elephant's Child was much annoyed, and he said, speaking
through his nose, like this, 'Led go! You are hurtig be!'

THIS is the Elephant's Child having his nose pulled by the Crocodile. He is much surprised
and astonished and hurt, and he is talking through his nose and saying, 'Led go! You are
hurtig be!' He is pulling very hard, and so is the Crocodile: but the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-
Snake is hurrying through the water to help the Elephant's Child. All that black stuff is the
banks of the great grey-green greasy Limpopo River (but I am not allowed to paint these
pictures), and the bottly-tree with the twisty roots and the eight leaves is one of the fever-
trees that grow there.

Underneath the truly picture are shadows of African animals walking into an African ark.
There are two lions, two ostriches, two oxen, two camels, two sheep, and two other things
that look like rats, but I think they are rock-rabbits. They don't mean anything. I put them in
because I thought they looked pretty. They would look very fine if I were allowed to paint
them.

Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake scuffled down from the bank and said, 'My young
friend, if you do not now, immediately and instantly, pull as hard as ever you can, it is my
opinion that your acquaintance in the large-pattern leather ulster' (and by this he meant the
Crocodile) 'will jerk you into yonder limpid stream before you can say Jack Robinson.'

This is the way Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snakes always talk.

Then the Elephant's Child sat back on his little haunches, and pulled, and pulled, and pulled,
and his nose began to stretch. And the Crocodile floundered into the water, making it all
creamy with great sweeps of his tail, and he pulled, and pulled, and pulled.

And the Elephant's Child's nose kept on stretching; and the Elephant's Child spread all his
little four legs and pulled, and pulled, and pulled, and his nose kept on stretching; and the
Crocodile threshed his tail like an oar, and he pulled, and pulled, and pulled, and at each pull
the Elephant's Child's nose grew longer and longer--and it hurt him hijjus!
Then the Elephant's Child felt his legs slipping, and he said through his nose, which was now
nearly five feet long, 'This is too butch for be!'

Then the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake came down from the bank, and knotted himself in
a double-clove-hitch round the Elephant's Child's hind legs, and said, 'Rash and
inexperienced traveller, we will now seriously devote ourselves to a little high tension,
because if we do not, it is my impression that yonder self-propelling man-of-war with the
armour-plated upper deck' (and by this, O Best Beloved, he meant the Crocodile), 'will
permanently vitiate your future career.'

That is the way all Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snakes always talk.

So he pulled, and the Elephant's Child pulled, and the Crocodile pulled; but the Elephant's
Child and the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake pulled hardest; and at last the Crocodile let go
of the Elephant's Child's nose with a plop that you could hear all up and down the Limpopo.

Then the Elephant's Child sat down most hard and sudden; but first he was careful to say
'Thank you' to the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake; and next he was kind to his poor pulled
nose, and wrapped it all up in cool banana leaves, and hung it in the great grey-green,
greasy Limpopo to cool.

'What are you doing that for?' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake.

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child, 'but my nose is badly out of shape, and I am waiting
for it to shrink.'

'Then you will have to wait a long time,' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. 'Some
people do not know what is good for them.'

The Elephant's Child sat there for three days waiting for his nose to shrink. But it never grew
any shorter, and, besides, it made him squint. For, O Best Beloved, you will see and
understand that the Crocodile had pulled it out into a really truly trunk same as all Elephants
have to-day.

At the end of the third day a fly came and stung him on the shoulder, and before he knew
what he was doing he lifted up his trunk and hit that fly dead with the end of it.

''Vantage number one!' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. 'You couldn't have done
that with a mere-smear nose. Try and eat a little now.'

Before he thought what he was doing the Elephant's Child put out his trunk and plucked a
large bundle of grass, dusted it clean against his fore-legs, and stuffed it into his own mouth.

''Vantage number two!' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. 'You couldn't have done
that with a mere-smear nose. Don't you think the sun is very hot here?'
'It is,' said the Elephant's Child, and before he thought what he was doing he schlooped up a
schloop of mud from the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo, and slapped it on
his head, where it made a cool schloopy-sloshy mud-cap all trickly behind his ears.

''Vantage number three!' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake. 'You couldn't have done
that with a mere-smear nose. Now how do you feel about being spanked again?'

''Scuse me,' said the Elephant's Child, 'but I should not like it at all.'

'How would you like to spank somebody?' said the Bi- Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake.

'I should like it very much indeed,' said the Elephant's Child.

'Well,' said the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake, 'you will find that new nose of yours very
useful to spank people with.'

'Thank you,' said the Elephant's Child, 'I'll remember that; and now I think I'll go home to all
my dear families and try.'

So the Elephant's Child went home across Africa frisking and whisking his trunk. When he
wanted fruit to eat he pulled fruit down from a tree, instead of waiting for it to fall as he
used to do. When he wanted grass he plucked grass up from the ground, instead of going on
his knees as he used to do. When the flies bit him he broke off the branch of a tree and used
it as fly-whisk; and he made himself a new, cool, slushy-squshy mud-cap whenever the sun
was hot. When he felt lonely walking through Africa he sang to himself down his trunk, and
the noise was louder than several brass bands.

THIS is just a picture of the Elephant's Child going to pull bananas off a banana-tree after he
had got his fine new long trunk. I don't think it is a very nice picture; but I couldn't make it
any better, because elephants and bananas are hard to draw. The streaky things behind the
Elephant's Child mean squoggy marshy country somewhere in Africa. The Elephant's Child
made most of his mud-cakes out of the mud that he found there. I think it would look better
if you painted the banana-tree green and the Elephant's Child red.

He went especially out of his way to find a broad Hippopotamus (she was no relation of his),
and he spanked her very hard, to make sure that the Bi-Coloured-Python-Rock-Snake had
spoken the truth about his new trunk. The rest of the time he picked up the melon rinds
that he had dropped on his way to the Limpopo--for he was a Tidy Pachyderm.

One dark evening he came back to all his dear families, and he coiled up his trunk and said,
'How do you do?' They were very glad to see him, and immediately said, 'Come here and be
spanked for your 'satiable curtiosity.'

'Pooh,' said the Elephant's Child. 'I don't think you peoples know anything about spanking;
but I do, and I'll show you.' Then he uncurled his trunk and knocked two of his dear brothers
head over heels.
'O Bananas!' said they, 'where did you learn that trick, and what have you done to your
nose?'

'I got a new one from the Crocodile on the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo
River,' said the Elephant's Child. 'I asked him what he had for dinner, and he gave me this to
keep.'

'It looks very ugly,' said his hairy uncle, the Baboon.

'It does,' said the Elephant's Child. 'But it's very useful,' and he picked up his hairy uncle, the
Baboon, by one hairy leg, and hove him into a hornet's nest.

Then that bad Elephant's Child spanked all his dear families for a long time, till they were
very warm and greatly astonished. He pulled out his tall Ostrich aunt's tail-feathers; and he
caught his tall uncle, the Giraffe, by the hind-leg, and dragged him through a thorn-bush;
and he shouted at his broad aunt, the Hippopotamus, and blew bubbles into her ear when
she was sleeping in the water after meals; but he never let any one touch Kolokolo Bird.

At last things grew so exciting that his dear families went off one by one in a hurry to the
banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, to
borrow new noses from the Crocodile. When they came back nobody spanked anybody any
more; and ever since that day, O Best Beloved, all the Elephants you will ever see, besides
all those that you won't, have trunks precisely like the trunk of the 'satiable Elephant's Child.