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    A Panda Walks Into A Cafe

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    A Panda Walks Into A Cafe

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    A Panda Walks Into A Cafe

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    A panda walks into a cafe.

    He orders a sandwich, eats it, then


    draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

    "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards


    the exit.

    The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and


    tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.

    "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure
    enough, finds an explanation...

    "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to


    China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

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    Learning Part

    Impatient = Unable to wait for some delay

    Arrogantly = Adv. for arrogant. Under too much pride or self-importance

    Opposite = Locate across something else or from each other

    Jolt = To move in a sudden manner

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