Funny Job Application
Funny Job Application
Funny Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food
establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate
environment.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you
have a car that runs?"
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.