Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Script
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Script
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past Script
SCENE 1: Connor steps outside his car, meets assistant Mel on his way to the studio where the
hot models are.
CONNOR: Okay.
CONNOR: (referring to the models) Good, good, good. Oh, I like this. Okay, ladies, do not look at me or
the camera. Just keep doing what you do. On three. One, two, three.
All right. Reset, I'll be right back. Pull the backlight down, and stop. And more martinis
around. Nice work, gentlemen.
CONNOR: I'd love to, but I can't. I'm booked solid, ladies. But I will find you, okay?
CONNOR: Yes.
(model says goodbye to Connor)
KALIA: Hello.
CONNOR: And keep the set medic on cue just in case. Can I have the, um?... Apples.
KALIA: (Connor places the apple on top of Kalia’s head) I just wanna let you know that I'm a huge fan.
CONNOR: Likewise. I mean, I'm not 12 years old and tone-deaf, so I don't like your music..but I really dig
your look.
(now talking to the make-up artists) Can we come here and strengthen up these eyebrows a
touch?
KALIA: So this is it? This is the picture? I'm half naked with an apple on my head.
KALIA: This is the cover of Vanity Fair from the great Connor Mead?
CONNOR: Well, not quite. I'd like to introduce you to Kako Tatsumi. She's a Japanese archery champion.
She's gonna be helping us out today. And you have nothing to fear. She placed sixth in
Beijing.
[CHUCKLES]
Kako, on my count.
[SPEAKING IN JAPANESE]
Scene 4: Connor Mead makes out with Kalia inside his office.
CONNOR: Sweetie, you are already gorgeous. Why do you need to be good at two things, huh?
MELANIE: (mel enters connor’s office) Connor. Need your select on the mayor's proofs.
CONNOR: Now?
MELANIE: Sorry. You told me to make sure you were on the road by 2.
CONNOR: Why?
MELANIE: The rehearsal dinner's tonight at your Uncle Wayne's old estate.
MELANIE: And I have Kiki, Charlece and Nadja on your IM. They keep calling.
CONNOR: Well, that explains it. Scan these to Mike right away. I am a touch busy, if you could take care
of those calls, I'd appreciate it.
MELANIE: No. No way. I'm not breaking up with girls for you, Connor. That's where I draw the line.
I believe in karma.
NADJA: Hi.
CONNOR: Listen, I'm sincerely pressed for time right now, so I'm gonna. Well, I'm gonna have to do this
in bulk. Um. It's not gonna work out for us.
NADJA: What?
CONNOR: No, no, no, I love womans. I mean, "women," all right? I love all women. That's the problem
here.
KIKl: No. The problem is you date a girl for two weeks, get her to fall in love with you...
CONNOR: All right, then don't listen to these ladies. They are crazy.
CHARLECE: We can still hear you when you cover the camera, you know.
CONNOR: Right.
CONNOR: No. I just did that for you. I'm cleaning my plate for the main course.
[LAUGHING]
KALIA: You're the biggest jerk ever. In fact, you're even famous for it. No, really, why am I doing this?
[SIGHS]
SCENE 5: Connor drives his way to Uncle Wayne’s old estate to attend his brother’s wedding
rehearsals. He passes by the swing where he and Jenny used to play.
VOLKOM: This will have gone like clockwork, so at 1529 I will say: "You may kiss the bride."
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
CONNOR: Yeah.
PAUL: He came.
[LAUGHING]
SANDRA: He came.
JENNY: He came.
SANDRA: What's wrong?
JENNY: What?
SANDRA: Well, you and all but one of my bridesmaids have slept with him, so he can't be that bad, right?
JENNY: No.
PAUL: What do you think about what we did to Uncle Wayne's old karate dojo?
CONNOR: Whoa.
PAUL: I'm psyched. I didn't think you were gonna make the rehearsal.
CONNOR: Well, I wanted to get here early..make sure you had time to think about our last conversation.
You know, the one about marriage, love, never-ending lifelong monogamy?
CONNOR: If you're having second thoughts, here's the key to my Jag. You give me the word, I'll block.
CONNOR: You're damn right. Man, I'll do anything for you. Who's got your back, huh? Hey, it's you and
me against the world, right?
JENNY: Oh, I bet he's giving you a car. I'm just gonna go check on that. (walks toward Connor and Paul)
SANDRA: Okay.
PAUL: Connor, we've talked about this. I wanna get married. I love Sandra.
JENNY: Everything okay here, guys? Because we're still, you know, rehearsing.
CONNOR: Jenny Perotti.
JENNY: That's probably true. (now talking to paul) Hey, the bride's unsupervised.
JENNY: Options. Yeah, listen to me, Connor. This is the biggest weekend in Sandy's life. If you detract
from her wedding, I will sneak into your room and cut off your favorite appendage.
JENNY: I can make it look like an accident. Don't push me. Just try to be supportive. Normal. Just not a
train wreck for once.
JENNY: Really?
CONNOR: Yes.
JENNY: Come on. (taking Connor to where Sandy and Paul are)
PAUL: See? I knew there wouldn't be any weirdness between you two. Connor, you remember Sandra?
CONNOR: Yes, I do. How are you, Sandra? You know, it's not too late to get out, gorgeous.
CONNOR: Oh, yes, I do. Deena, Donna. How are you? And, uh?
DENICE: Denice.
JENNY: Sorry to break up the bromance, guys, but...I need you right here where I can keep my eyes on
you.
CONNOR: Absolutely.
VOLKOM: Sergeant Major Volcom, United States Marine Corps. I am not a cop.
PAUL: He's Sandra's dad. Sarge, this is my brother, Connor. Connor, this is the sarge. He was ordained
right after the war.
VOLKOM: Little war called Korea. Perhaps you've heard of it, slick? Lost more men than Nam. We didn't
get a wall. We didn't get a movie. We got a sitcom with Alan Alda which was all nonstop
laughs, unless you were the one watching his friends die.
VOLKOM: Hua.
CONNOR: Hua.
VOLKOM: Following the kiss at 1530 hours, on my mark...groom will take bride's left forearm...rotate 180
degrees, orienting north by northwest. Then I will announce you as husband and wife.
[CHUCKLES]
CONNOR: I'm surrounded by huggers. There we go. No, we're cool, man. Come on.
SCENE 6: Connor goes upstairs to fix his things inside his room. On his way up, he sees pictures
of Uncle Wayne with different women.
CONNOR: Hey, Uncle Wayne. Ah, the world's a lot less fun without you in it, buddy.
(as he opens the door to his room…) Oh, no. Oh, no. No decorations in here. No. No. No. And,
yes. No. No! Wha...? What did...? What the...?
CONNOR: The wedding scent? And people wonder why I'm not married.
CONNOR: I mean, seriously, Jenny, my Uncle Wayne is rolling over in his grave right now.
CONNOR: Party, yes. A wedding? No. Back in the day that man used this place...for mind-numbing,
clothing-optional, week-long orgies, okay? Do you know Dean Martin slept in that bathroom?
He drank from the bidet and sang the Canadian national anthem...
JENNY: You know, people were taking bets on whether or not you'd even show up.
JENNY: That's what I said. The whole asshole thing you do is to get insecure women to sleep with you.
Deep down, you're a big sweetheart.
JENNY: And there's the sarcasm to cover up the accidental display of affection for Paul.
CONNOR: Hey. I'm not covering anything up. And I would also be more than happy to take off the rest of
my clothes to prove it.
JENNY: Then there's the cheap sexual innuendo. All the old Connor Mead tricks are back. Well, don't
worry, your secret's safe with me.I won't tell anyone you have feelings.
Scene 7: Sandra and her bridesmaids drinking cocktails during dinner rehearsal
DONNA: Oh. Kids? What? They're not really married unless they have kids.
PAUL: Sandy.
SANDY: (to bridesmaids) Save some liquor for the rest of the guests.
CONNOR: (to kids who are running across the dining area) Slow down. Slow down. Hey.
CONNOR: If you can keep those coming all night. Thank you. And now we're off.
CONNOR: Mm-hm.
JEFF: I just wanna tell you, I'm a huge fan of your work.
CONNOR: Right.
JENNY: He's not good at taking pictures of people with their clothes on.
CONNOR: (answers the call) Connor Mead. No, I would not like to cut my quota.
JENNY: Connor.
CONNOR: Look, just tell him to go screw himself. Yeah, I said, tell him to go screw himself. Like when a
man and a woman...I gotta go. Gotta go. (sees Sandra and Paul approaching their table)
PAUL: Hi.
PAUL: What?
SANDRA: No, no, no. The salad I ordered had figs. Yeah, because fruit is the new crouton. This is...This
is a disaster. My friends and family didn't come all the way over here..to be met with some
lackluster salad. Where are the figs? Excuse me, where are the figs? Because I want some
figs!
PAUL: Okay, look, you're right, okay? You did order figs. But, uh, everyone seems to be loving the salad,
right? Anybody missing figs?
SANDRA: I'm sorry, everyone. I just..It's my wedding and..Well, I'm not usually a massive bitch.
SANDRA: Ha, ha. Stop it. I just really want everything to start out perfectly. I mean, I only plan on getting
married four or five times, tops.
PAUL: Oh, sweetie. Oh, which reminds me, Connor. Sandy and I wanted to know if you would make a
toast tomorrow.
PAUL: I know it's not really your thing...but it is kind of a tradition for the best man to give a toast.
SANDY: Yes.
PAUL: No.
SANDY: Yes.
PAUL: No, you're the only family I got here so I thought you could say something.
JENNY: I don't think this is the best idea you've ever had.
PAUL: No, no, no. Come on, you're my brother. You're funny, you're articulate, you're smart.
JEFF: lf you're not gonna take pictures...it's the least you can do.
PAUL: Jeff.
CONNOR: I'm not toasting anyone tomorrow, okay? I can't toast this.
JENNY: This always happens. All Scotch, no carbs. Is there a bread basket? You know what, let's talk
about something else. So, um, when do you catch your flight?
CONNOR: Paulie, you know where I come out on all this, buddy. To me, marriage is an archaic and
oppressive institution…that should a been abolished years ago. And love? It's magical
comfort food for the weak and the uneducated. Yeah, it makes you feel all warm and
relevant..but in the end, love leaves you weak, dependent and fat.
PAUL: No, no, no. No, sweetie, sweetie, he's being funny, I think.
CONNOR: Believe me, all right? For Paul's sake,I wish I could believe in all this crap. I do. And I also
wish I could believe in the Easter bunny..the missile shield, and strippers with a heart of gold,
all right? But, unfortunately, I am condemned to see the world as it really is. And love? Love
is a myth.
JENNY: Oh, good. Because I was afraid you were gonna make a really long, cynical speech.
CONNOR: Yeah. Why don't I do that? And I think I'll take my salad with me. Mm. Some figs would've
been nice.
[SCOFFS]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Scene 9: Connor walks out on the dinner rehearsal and goes to the bathroom, he sees the ghost
of Uncle Wayne
[WAYNE LAUGHING]
UNCLE WAYNE: Players never die, Dutch. They just try their luck at a different table. Whoa, whoa.
Never touch a man when he's hanging a wire.
CONNOR: You kidding me? Oh, God. Aqua Velva. What are you...? What are you...? What are you...?
What are you doing here?
UNCLE WAYNE: I'm here to warn you, kid. Don't waste your life like I did.
CONNOR: What are you talking about? You had a great life, man. You're a legend. The money, the
parties, the women, you...
UNCLE WAYNE: Listen, kid. When the music stops and you're looking for your slacks...none of that stuff
matters worth a lick. Well, there was this one party. Um...New Year's '68, Philippines. Me,
Stevie McQueen, 17 Lufthansa stewardesses…and a pile of blow the size of a toaster. Now
that was a good night.
UNCLE WAYNE: Oh, no, I've had a few laughs, I've chased some tail but, trust me, Dutch...You don't
wanna end up like me.
UNCLE WAYNE: No, no. Save it for the sandman. I've been watching you, and you are definitely turning
out like me. Frankly, I mean, who could blame you? But tonight...Tonight, things are gonna
change. Tonight you're gonna be visited by three ghosts.
UNCLE WAYNE: And you're gonna be forced to feel things that you haven't felt for a long time… Things
like feelings, for example. Remember, no matter how much it hurts, it's all for your own good.
And the stuff that's not for your own good, it's for my entertainment.
CONNOR: Look, Uncle Wayne, you...Where'd he go? [CHUCKLES] All right, that didn't just happen.
Okay.Uh-oh.
SCENE 10: walks towards the bar while calling Melanie on his phone
CONNOR: Melanie! Melanie? Where are you? I need you up here, all right? Look, you are my assistant
and I need assistance.
(now talking to the bartender and then on his phone again) Blue Label and give it wings,
brother. Call me.
VONDA: Well, they are, honey. A hundred percent. I'm not sure what you've heard about me, but I
usually like to be bought a drink first.
CONNOR: Connor Mead, brother of the groom. Please, sit, Vonda Volcom.
VONDA: Lovely.
[LAUGHING]
VONDA: I've been divorced eight years now. Sarge and I aren't talking just yet. It's juvenile and sad.
CONNOR: Honey, stop right there. It's not your fault, okay? Marriage is a corrupt and hateful institution.
I covered all of this earlier at another table. I wanna ask you something. When did casual sex
become a crime?
[LAUGHING]
CONNOR: I mean, nowadays being single means…what, you've lost your way? That something is
missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex...and they fall asleep in each
others' arms, spooning.
CONNOR: Hey, you know what the owner of this place once told me? He said, "Keep it light, Dutch. Keep
it light." I never understood why he called me Dutch...but I believe his wisdom still holds.
CONNOR: Listen, darling, before we take this to the next level, are we off-limits? I mean, technically
we're not family until tomorrow.
CONNOR: That's a shame. I bet you know your way around a bedroom.
CONNOR: Yes.
CONNOR: Yes.
[LAUGHING]
VONDA: Well, while I can't be of service to you, I am sure that she can.
VONDA: That's the one. She's been eyeing you the whole time we've been talking.
VONDA: Likewise.
CONNOR: You are truly an inspiration.
SANDRA: Hi. Excuse me. I'm gonna steal her away just for a second. Jenny, come with me. I have to
give you your maid-of-honor gift. Remember that guy I was telling you about, Brad?
JENNY: No, no. I told you, I do not want to be set up again. I've been through it too many times. Please
don't make me.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
JENNY: Okay, but this is the last time. How are my teeth?
JENNY: Hi.
JENNY: I know what car you drive, where you went to school, how many dogs you have.
SANDRA: That is right. You're both animal people. What are the odds?
SANDRA: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Brad loves to run triathlons too. I know, right?
BRAD: Bye.
CONNOR: Hey.
DENICE: How you been?
CONNOR: Well, I'm at a wedding, I'm seeing ghosts in the john. I've been better.
DENICE: All right. Well, what were you and Sandra's mom talking about so intensely?
CONNOR: Casual sex. So, what's your stance on casual sex, bridesmaid?
CONNOR: Well, speaking of which, I think I owe you an apology. I've enjoyed the company of all the
other bridesmaids except you. I mean, you must feel terribly left out.
DENICE: I do.
CONNOR: Well, I do hope that there's some way to rectify this injustice.
DENICE: Well, you know what I always say is, "To think globally, act locally."
[CHUCKLES]
CONNOR: Listen, before I, uh, commence the launch code: Are you the one my brother slept with?
Because I don't like to cross swords.
DENICE: Wait, what? Your brother slept with one of the bridesmaids?
CONNOR: Okay, I guess it wasn't you. Okay, from now on, I don't cross swords. Listen, forget I even
brought it up. Hey, why don't you scamper up to my room, boil some water...get the chicken
claw out of my suitcase, do some light stretching...and I will be up in 5?
CONNOR: (talks to the bartender) And that's how it's done, son. That is how it's done.
CONNOR: Probably.
CONNOR: Oh, hello there, friend. Hey.Connor Mead, brother of the groom.
BRAD: And, uh, you must be the wedding sex they brought in for everyone else.
[LAUGHING]
JENNY: He's getting his little blush. He's gotten that ever since he was a kid. It's adorable.
CONNOR: Oh, honey, if I was jealous, why am I, at this very moment, heading upstairs...to close out my
hat trick of bridesmaids?
JENNY: Maybe you're terrified of being alone with your empty hollow soul for even a minute.
CONNOR: Absolutely. Brad, it's a pleasure. I hope you enjoy pillow fights, talking about your
feelings...and sharing massages with your clothes on. Jenny.
JENNY: Connor.
Scene 13: Connor gets inside his room thinking he was going to meet Denice under the bed
sheets, only to find out the ghost of his first girlfriend there.
CONNOR: Brad. Guy probably irons his jeans. Well, that's more like it. And how is my little 6-foot, legs-to-
her-chin...blond-haired, blue-eyed, Happy Meal of a bridesmaid?
CONNOR: Whoa!
[HUMMING POISON'S
"NOTHING BUT A GOOD TIME"]
GHOST: Connor Mead...remembers me. I can die now. I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding.
[GASPS, CONNOR RUNS AWAY FROM THE GHOST BUT SEEMS TO FOLLOW HIM]
CONNOR: There.
GHOST: Connor? Really? You're gonna outrun a ghost? We could do this all day, dude.
CONNOR: All right, you're not real. No, you can't be. You're...You're just a repressed memory, activated
by all the booze...and the trauma of Paulie getting married. But you, you are not real.
CONNOR: Whoa.
GHOST: See you next fall. Ha, ha. Is that real enough for you, dude?
CONNOR: Whoa, watch it. Be cool. All right, what are you gonna do to me?
GHOST: Oh, no, it's gonna be rad, okay? I am gonna take you back through all your past girlfriends...then
you and I can figure out how you got your head so far up your ass. Ready, Freddie?
Ta-da!
JENNY:
Connor.
- Yes!
ALLISON: Oh.
Get out.
Oh.
I don't know.
What, Connor?
- Go.
- Wait. This doesn't count.
[CHUCKLES]
Look how happy they were.
...you.
CONNOR:
All right.
ALLISON:
Whoo!
Oh, yeah.
Nice move.
- So...
- Jenny! Oh, my God, Jenny.
MARISSA:
Yeah, and he's gonna wanna make out.
[BOTH SCREAM]
Okay, I guess.
Yeah, but...
[SIGHS]
[ALLISON CHOKING]
ALLISON:
I can't breathe.
Jenny.
- Pregnant?
- No.
Crabs?
No.
Wait, what?
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Look, kid,
I'm, uh, sorry I raised my voice at you.
Okay, Dutch.
Never again.
Hang on.
- Are we in a bar?
- Think of it like a classroom.
Cheers, Dutch.
[LAUGHING]
- Sorry.
- You're learning on your feet.
WAYNE:
So here's a couple of tips.
- No.
- Yep.
Uh...
- No?
- No.
Here we go.
Watch this move. Watch this move.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
CONNOR:
Vicky's basement.
BO Y:
Hey, Connor's here.
MARISSA:
Really? I heard it was Bangkok.
BO Y 1: Okay, it has been too long.
BO Y 2: Yeah!
GIRL 1: Yeah!
GIRL 2: All right!
MARISSA:
He so doesn't wanna talk to you.
Oh, my God.
We dated for the next 39 minutes...
It's over.
[POPS]
CONNOR:
Jenny Perotti.
Connor Mead.
- Hey.
CONNOR: Hey, it's me.
- You choked.
- Excuse us for...
- So... Yeah.
- Jenny Perotti.
- You're a photographer?
CONNOR: I am.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
WOMAN:
Hey, Jen?
We're leaving.
Um...
Nope. I'm going, thanks.
- Jenny.
- Take care.
- Hang on a second.
- Come on.
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do, doc.
[CHUCKLES]
[GRO ANS]
JENNY:
Fine. Suit yourself.
He's all yours, girls.
We gotta...
...like I do!
- Good night.
CONNOR: Well, hang on a second.
- No.
- Hey.
- Ha, ha.
- Huh?
Mm.
[SHOUTING]
Awake me when
there's an action sequence, will you?
Shh.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
JENNY:
Great. Thank you so much.
Whoo!
CONNOR:
Oh, yeah.
[CHUCKLES]
CONNOR:
Oh, yeah.
Regrettably,
I'm the shag-and-snuggle kind.
One...
...two...
Three.
[GRO ANS]
CONNOR:
All right, I don't wanna see this.
Of course not.
[PHONE RINGING]
I called.
Hello?
Oh.
No, this is Dr. Perotti.
Okay. Yup.
Okay, good.
Triple whammy.
[IN CHINESE]
WOMAN 1:
We dated for two days.
- For an hour.
- For 48 seconds.
CONNOR:
Right. How much more of this do I have?
Um, a lot.
CONNOR:
Oh, wow.
Ow!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Nightmare.
Alcohol.
VOLCOM:
Paul, you and your guests are Nazis.
DEENA:
I didn't even get a machine gun.
Alcohol. Alcohol.
Alcohol.
All right.
[GRO ANS]
[GRO ANS]
Not good.
Okay.
[GRO ANING]
Bottle.
VONDA:
Try to keep up, son.
- All right.
- Here we go.
Come on.
I see.
- Yeah.
- A little. Ha, ha.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, my God.
- Here we go.
- No!
- It was unavoidable.
- It is a wedding cake, you stupid bitch.
- I hate you!
- No, no, no, Sandy, Sandy. Release.
- Release. Release.
- Aah! Aah!
VOLCOM:
He's not worth it, sweetheart.
I am a lady.
I am a professional.
- Breathe.
BRAD: Let me know if the pressure's okay.
- I know.
- Connor is ruining the wedding.
He is also ruining
Operation Sex For Every Bridesmaid.
- So who's next?
- I'm up.
- No.
- Because he won't go there.
- Ew. What?
- That would be me.
...and downgrade
to one of Paul's desperate work friends.
- Why?
- Women.
Oh.
It's a cake.
There'll be a bakery open in town.
- Probably.
- After you left, I made a vow to myself...
Basically women.
- What?
- What am I doing? Wha...?
- Yeah.
- But I know you.
Dude.
Aah!
So here I am,
just working on the weekend. Again.
But we never...
I mean, you...
You're not?
- Okay.
- I had no choice.
You ready?
Mel.
- Well, yeah.
- Okay, he's not that bad.
ALL:
Oh!
I love him.
Of course,
that doesn't mean anything to you.
Because love doesn't exist, right?
- Kudos.
- I saw you chatting him up at the bar.
I was drunk
and he had such delicate hands.
Jenny.
- Oh, Jesus. Is she okay?
- What do you think?
BRAD:
Jenny?
Oh, of course.
Sensitive Brad to the rescue.
Maybe.
- I mean, a little.
- I used to moonlight as a pastry chef.
- Really?
- No. Not really.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
No, I just...
- This is a mess.
MELANIE: He's really cute too.
Really?
Here we go.
That wherever
Connor lays his head tonight...
And these...
[LAUGHING]
Right.
No.
[SCREAMING]
DENICE: No, don't!
SANDRA: Get off! Get off!
- You cheated.
- We had just met. But you're right.
Okay, I am so sorry.
Sweetie, I never meant to hurt you.
- Shut up.
- The point is...
Go to hell, Connor.
- Sandy...
- Paulie, come on...
Connor, leave!
- Sandy!
- Paulie!
Sandy!
But whatever!
Whoa.
["WEDDING MARCH"
PLAYING ON ORGAN]
Oh.
Brad?
No.
CONNOR: I do.
PRIEST: let them speak now...
No, Jenny,
you're supposed to be with me.
No!
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Oh, Paulie.
No wedding ring.
Why?
Me?
Let's begin.
Connor Mead...
No! No!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
I'm alive.
I'm alive!
Is it Christmas?
No.
Whoa.
Sandra!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
[SHOUTING]
Whoo! Whoo!
Aah! No seat belts!
[SCREAMING]
Sandra!
Hey!
Sandra!
Come on.
Oh, shit.
- Dad, stop!
- Aah!
JENNY:
Sarge, stop.
Oh, my God.
- I'm sorry, sir. I've come too far. Sandra.
- Sandra, stay in the car.
...and basically
breaking up your wedding.
I'm sorry.
That being said, I am begging you...
It doesn't mean
that you're never gonna get hurt.
Pain...
Don't do it.
So...
- I do.
CONNOR: You do?
- Yeah, I do.
CONNOR: You do?
Yes.
- Yes.
DEENA: Okay.
Whoo!
SANDRA:
Oh, baby.
- Photographer?
- Ooh, I know a pretty good photographer.
[CHUCKLES]
PRIEST:
Shall we begin?
[MOUTHING]
At them.
Hua!
[CLINKING GLASS]
Um...
And...
...I think that maybe happiness comes...
Yeah.
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
CONNOR:
Look here. Look right here.
[LAUGHING]
- Hey.
CONNOR: Good night.
JENNY: Hey.
- Congratulations.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I'll do better.
Whatever it takes.
The wooing, the spooning, I am all in.
- Well?
- No massages with clothes on.
Not a chance.
I promise you this:
...l'll be there.
Every time.
JENNY:
What?
What is it?
Oh, yeah.
Mm.
Dry. I love it.
- Mm?
- How good is your dictation?
BOTH:
Hi.
- Okay.
- I said, I get the little one.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You're so cute.
- You look just like my sister. Why would l...?
[ALL CHEERING]
[GASPS]
Kako.
[IN JAPANESE]
Yes.
CONNOR:
What...? What did...?