List of Saturday Supercade quotes

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This is a list of quotes in Saturday Supercade, listed in alphabetical order.

Al[edit]

  • "And we're gonna get 'em back! Those gold wheels are worth a fortune! Come on!"
  • "Not yet! We need two tickets for Mexico City!"
  • "I'll take care of him!"
  • "And I got your skinny friend...so hand them back!"
  • "Come on, let's scram!"
  • "This'll stop those brats!"
  • "We'll get him later! Come on!"
  • "Good! Now let's get the last kid!"

Al's partner[edit]

  • "That oaf at the warehouse gave those kids the wrong skates, Al!"
  • "Step on it, Al! We're bein' followed!"
  • "Well, there goes our gold mine!"
  • "Those golden-wheeled babies won't get away from me this time!"
  • "Here they come, Al!"
  • "One of them got away, Al!"
  • "Through the tunnel, Señor."
  • "I fooled him, Al!"
  • "There he is!"
  • "Yeah, we're gonna catch him, Al!"
  • "Run for it!"

Arena announcer[edit]

  • "Next up, rodeo riders! Number 7!"
  • "Looks like number 7 is ready!"
  • "Number 7 will try his skill in bullridin'!"
  • "Uh, that bull's loose!"
  • "Uh, not to mention bronco, butterstick!"
  • "The cat's opened...all of the big bad!"
  • "Number 7, you've won all the rodeo events!"
  • "There's your prize money; congratulations!"

Auctioneer[edit]

  • "The auction will begin in just a moment!"
  • "Next up we have a pair of gorillas: one large female gorilla, and one short ugly one! Who will open the bidding?"

Aurora[edit]

  • "Nobody's allowed inside! The animals are sick...but I'm taking good care of them!"
  • "And this will take care of you!"
  • "Do I have to do everything myself? Take them to the mines!"
  • "Break your rock, you lazy beasts!"
  • "Oh, with the zoo animals under my command, all the gold will be ours!"
  • "You! Throw those rocks!"
  • "Keep an eye on 'em! I have to check on the elephants!"
  • "Crush those boulders, you mangy pachyderms!"
  • "Gold! And it's all mine!"
  • "Find them before they ruin everything!
  • "Fools! No one can stop Aurora!"
  • "We have all the gold we need!"
  • "Ride! Ride!"

Barnacle[edit]

  • "Not much to look at, huh, Long John?"
  • "She's gone sweet on that big gorilla!"
  • "Forget it, lady! He ran off with that blonde! You're all ours!"

Barney Todd[edit]

  • "Yes...(*laughs*)...and when I get him, my traveling circus...will have the greatest acts on Earth! (*laughs*)"
  • "Hurry! We've got to grab that ape before they do!"
  • "Come on, you miserable monkey! You're supposed to be the greatest; let's see you prove it!"
  • "If you won't listen to me, maybe you'll listen to Trixie, your new trainer!"
  • "What's he trying to pull now?"
  • "You get him cured in time for the big show, or else!"
  • "It'd better in no time or it's big trouble for both of you!"
  • "It's the girl from the goody-two-shoes circus! Grab her!"
  • "Hey, Donkey Kong! You come down if you know what's good for your friend!"
  • "Now you're going to perform or else!"
  • "Your new dressing room, Donkey Kong!"
  • "As for you, you're fired!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen! And now the amazing Donkey Kong!"
  • "Get back in your seats! Everything's under control!"

Barney Todd's muscle man[edit]

  • "Just like you planned, Mr. Todd! Those two led us right to the big ape!"

Belle[edit]

  • "That's right, Colonel honey. The Emerald of the East, that is."
  • "(*gasps*) I declare, an ape on the loose!"
  • "Mmmm, you really know how to flatter a girl!"
  • "Monkey business, that is!"
  • "You will do it for me, won't you, Donkey friend?"
  • "Oh, well, it looks like some circus bumpkin got us, Colonel honey!"

Bicyclists[edit]

All[edit]

  • "Monkey Muscle!"
  • "And Monkey Muscle!"

Alan[edit]

  • "You made me lose the race!"
  • "Hey, you can't take my bike!"
  • "Those bullies stole my bicycle!"
  • "Hey, guys! Who won the race?"
  • "I bet they're the same guys that tried to steal mine!"
  • "Can you really show us?"
  • "Well, Junior, this is some obstacle course!"
  • "(*speaking through Jill's mouth due to an animation error*) We did it!"
  • "Look, I see the bike thieves! They're headed into that old part of town!"
  • "We'll never catch 'em now!"
  • "Where's Bones?"

Black-haired boy[edit]

  • "We can't get 'em!"
  • "They're gettin' away!"

Blue-hatted boy[edit]

  • "Nobody! We all lost!"
  • "Oh, no! Look out!"

Jill[edit]

  • "Two creeps in a van stole our bikes!"
  • "They're bigger than us!"
  • "Junior, I don't know if I can! I'm scared!"
  • "Whoa! Here I come!"
  • "We sure took care of them!"

Bidders[edit]

Brown-haired bidder[edit]

  • "A hundred dollars!"
  • "A talking gorilla? One thousand dollars!"
  • "Hey, look at that!"

Gray-haired bidder[edit]

  • "A hundred-and-one!"
  • "Two thousand!"

Biff[edit]

  • "Good boy, King! You treat us a couple more sheep rustlers!"
  • "Well, King, think they're tellin' the truth?"
  • "Yes, we believe you! My name's Biff!"
  • "Sorry about the pants, but you can't be too careful! Those rustlers could strike again anytime!"
  • "Those sheep must be in trouble, but King'll rescue them!"
  • "King's in trouble!"
  • "King! King! Come back!"
  • "The rustlers have taken King and all our sheep! We'll never catch 'em now!"
  • "Oh, no! Bones is in trouble!"
  • "Junior, they're escaping!"
  • "You better let us outta here!"
  • "We gotta stop that train before they take the sheep over the border!"
  • "The train's pulling out! We're too late!"
  • "Gosh, Junior, you're the greatest rustler wrangler of all Arizona!"
  • "Are you guys sure you won't stay a while longer?"

Billy Bob[edit]

  • "The deck is right this way, Colonel Culpepper, sir."
  • "Alright, you little wise guy!"
  • "But will he work for us, Colonel?"
  • "Right, boss!"

Bones Bailey[edit]

"Trucknapper Caper"[edit]

  • "Hey, Junior! We're entering Texas! That's the biggest state in the Union, you know that?"
  • "No, but that might!"
  • "I'm hangin', Junior, I'm hangin'!"
  • "Oh, uh, she's out of oil!"
  • "No sweat, Junior! I'll have her fixed in a jiff!"
  • "Hmm, there might be another way up."
  • "It'd take a crowbar and a sledgehammer to get in from here!"
  • "No problem, little buddy!"
  • "Oh, I can't let him see us! (*sees a tree branch*) I know!"
  • "Hey, it worked!"
  • "Right, I'm a 'fraidy cat! Bye!"
  • "Ha! Can't catch me! (*gets grabbed by CV*) Sorry!"
  • "Oh, I can explain! I'm a...(*stutters*)"
  • "Uh...oh yeah! The toughest in Texas!"
  • "Test? I didn't even study!"
  • "I hope you know what you're doin'!"
  • "Just hope they're not too late!"
  • "Uh...sure, uh...Willie! I'll bet this Tex dude ain't so tough!"
  • "I don't see anyone big enough to be Tex! Let's go!"
  • "Junior, how are we gonna get close enough to Tex to get his key?"
  • "You did it, Junior! Now what do we do?"
  • "I'm glad your plan includes running!"
  • "Uh, Junior, that plan of yours wouldn't be, you know, dangerous, would it?"
  • "Oh, hey! No big thing!"
  • "Junior, you're ready?"
  • "Oh, I do! Get the gang to stand by the door, knock twice, and you'll do the rest!"
  • "Hey, guys! Come on over and take a look! We hit the jackpot!"
  • "I sure hope this works! Well, relax, Bones, why worry? Junior's plans have never failed yet! Knock on wood, just for luck!"
  • "Time to say goodbye!"
  • "Seven to one, the odds are in favor of...running!"
  • "They got us cornered, Junior!"
  • "It was nothin'!"
  • "Well, little pal, I guess it's time to get back your daddy's trail!"
  • "Hey, Junior! What about me!"

"Sheep Rustle Hustle"[edit]

  • "I know, Junior, but there's gotta be an easier way to get to that ranch house!"
  • "Was that a yes or a no?"
  • "Bones Bailey!"
  • "No, but you 'oughta see my Road Runner imitation! Meep meep!"
  • "Okay, but you better not mess with me! I know...karate!"
  • "That line gets 'em every time!"
  • "Now that I'm here, what do I do?"
  • "Oh, I get it! Nobody can throw Bronco Buster Bones! Yeehaw! Yeehaw!"
  • "Well, they got Biff and King locked up in the old jailhouse!"
  • "Weeellll, hooowwdy, boooysss! Come onnnn innnn!"
  • "What'll it be, pardner? Strawberry asperilla?"
  • "Ha! Safe at last! There's no way I'm gonna fall in with those rustlers again! I think I found a waaaaaaaay!"
  • "Deputy ghost? Whooooooa! (*looks at his reflection in a mirror*) Yeah, I am the deputy ghost!"
  • "Not now, Junior! I'm busy haunting!"
  • "Would you believe, 'Heeeeeelp!'"
  • "(*laughs*) We gotta stop eating like this!"
  • "These walls are solid rock! We'll never get through!"
  • "Well, that ties up the loose ends!"
  • "Well, at least this time we get to go through the gate instead of over it! (*laughs*)"

"Rocky Mountain Monkey Business"[edit]

  • "Junior, I got a funny feeling...we've lost the trail!"
  • "Well, why not? It's only t-t-two hundred feet up!"
  • "Uh, hiya, folks! Just thought I'd drop in for supper!"
  • "Look! That guy in the stripes is drivin' off with Mr. Barkley and the bear!"
  • "Come on, Junior! Hurry up and get that crook to the cabin...before that bear shows up!"
  • "Now, all I gotta do is untie Mr. Barkley!"
  • "(*gasps*) The bear!"
  • "Oh, hahaha, it-it's just a bear rug, ha! It can't fool me!"
  • "Heeeeeeelp! Save me from that bear!"
  • "I am?"
  • "Yeah, but we don't even have a boat, and even if we did have a boat, oh, we could never ride these!"
  • "(*groans*) Ready as I'll ever be!"
  • "It looks like we're caught between a rock and...a hard plaaaaaaace!"
  • "(*sighs*) We made it, but where did we make it to?"
  • "The Nature Scouts are in trouble!"
  • "That's what you think!"
  • "And so is that bear if I know Junior!"
  • "Yeah! And no more bears!"
  • "All that bear chasing makes me hungry!"

"Magnificent Seven-Year Olds"[edit]

  • "Everyone we ask knows about the big gorilla! I guess he must've joined the circus again or somethin'!"
  • "Junior, either your dad's gone into the fast food business, or we've hit another dead end!"
  • "Hey, little buddy! Before we go, let's get a burger for the road!"
  • "And no onions for me, Junior!"
  • "Hey, watch where you're...whoooooa...goin'!"
  • "Huh, boy, I almost got...whoa...creamed!"
  • "Well, you made me lose my lunch!"
  • "Hey, I bet there's still time to catch your pals!"
  • "Uh, you can't take his bike! (*grabbed by Mickey*) Uh, of course, you could borrow it for a while! (*laughs*)"
  • "I tried to stop 'em, but I was outnumbered!"
  • "Don't worry, kid! Junior always gets his bullies!"
  • "They're even bigger than me!"
  • "Can we show ya? Does a hippo have hips?"
  • "C-confidence? Oh, sure! I think I can. I think I can. I know I caaaaaaan!"
  • "Roger, Junior! No sign of baddies!"
  • "Oh, dear! Junior, they're coming!"
  • "Well, no time for you, you no-good whippersnapper! How dare you call me granny!"
  • "(*laughs*) Well, that will teach you to fool with granny! Ahh!"
  • "Thanks, buddy!"
  • "Oh, my aching muscles! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to just walk."
  • "Huh? Uh, oh, naturally!"
  • "I'm on my way!"
  • "Oh, no! Not again!"
  • "Anyone for a Neapolitan?"

"Junior Meets Kid Dynamo"[edit]

  • "Junior, look! A robbery!"
  • "Give me muscle!"
  • "Huh! A little teamwork is all it takes!"
  • "Junior! The safe is falling...and so am I!"
  • "Who was that caped superkid?"
  • "He's already seen me, Lightning!"
  • "No! Not a talkin' one!"
  • "Three against two! That's my kind of odds!"
  • "The walls are closin' in on us! What are we gonna do, Junior?"
  • "So that's their sneaky plan!"
  • "Ticket, please."
  • "One down, and one to go!"
  • "Last stop: Sweetville Jail!"

"The Amazing Rollerskate Race"[edit]

  • "Well, that big gorilla in the zoo turned out to be just another monkey!"
  • "Junior, look out for that kid!"
  • "Junior, help! I can't see where I'm goin'!"
  • "With my luck, I'm headed for an open manhole!"
  • "Hey, they don't call me the roller whiz for nothin'!"
  • "It's no use, Junior! We'll never catch 'em!"
  • "They got away!"
  • "You can count on me, little buddy!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, this is my kind guard duty! No worry! No hurry! No crooks! No skates! No skates!"
  • "(*chuckles*) Fancy meeting you here!"
  • "They snuck up on me and took the skates!"
  • "Golden wheels! No wonder they needed those skates so bad!"
  • "Greetings, caballeros! We have come...to entertain you!"
  • "You can still win!"
  • "And I'll make sure TJ gets over the finish line!"
  • "I'll ask that policeman!"
  • "Officer, which way did the skaters go?"
  • "For me? I wonder why! (*sees a bull heading towards him*) Now I know why!"
  • "Oh, no. Nice bullie, bullie!"
  • "Well, of course, little buddy! That's why I got it for ya!"
  • "Yep! Like I always say, a friend a need is aaaahhhhh...friend indeed!"

"A Christmas Story"[edit]

  • "D-d-d-don't worry! We'll find him!"
  • "What a storyteller!"
  • "I'll bet it can't make a toy airplane!"
  • "They're gettin' away, Junior!"
  • "Snowman Bones, reporting for duty!"
  • "This one is!"
  • "Not a chance!"
  • "Junior, I think they're gonna sell the machine!"
  • "Merry Christmas!"
  • "I'm sneakin' up to 'em, Junior!"
  • "This sack? Ummm..."
  • "Santa will give you all your gifts on Christmas morn!"
  • "Junior, they're comin'!"
  • "How about a nice present from Santa?"
  • "Ah! But you haven't got a toy like this!"
  • "Just a little Christmas surprise!"
  • "Help! Get me out!"
  • "Junior, how are we gonna find those hobos?"
  • "They're gone!"
  • "Somethin's wrong with the machine!"
  • "Same to you, little buddy!"
  • "You don't really believe Santa Claus is gonna pick these up?"
  • "Gosh, Junior! That's Santa Claus! Mr. Anderson really is Santa's helper!"

"Gorilla Ghost"[edit]

  • "Junior, look! The zoo is closed!"
  • "But the gate is locked, and...and so we're...we're goin' over the fence!"
  • "Gorilla Ghost! Hahaha...that's silly!"
  • "At night? Oh, we have plans for tonight, don't we, Junior?"
  • "(*stutter*) Who was that?"
  • "And I'm goin'!"
  • "The ghost got away!"
  • "I wonder where we are? (*sees the snakes*) N-n-now I know!"
  • "Well, I got us popcorn!"
  • "How'd you do that?"
  • "Well, the ghost is gone!"
  • "N-n-n-next time?"
  • "Well, that takes of that phony ghost!"
  • "I guess I took care of them! (*laughs*)"
  • "Nice catch, guys!"
  • "Crook exhibit! The police will love to visit this one!"
  • "Junior! Uncle Julius! I-I've been monkeyin' around and...I-I think I got the hang of it!"
  • "Well, I guess I flunked the ape test!"

"The Teddy Bear Scare"[edit]

  • "This babysittin' money's gonna come in real handy, Junior!"
  • "No sweat! Knockin' down pins is right up my alley!"
  • "Uh, my, uh, my trick elbow's acting up again! Y-you throw it, Junior!"
  • "Junior, you've won every prize!"
  • "Y-y-you're not actually gonna... (*Donkey Kong pedals the ice cream bicycle onto the rollercoaster*) (*groans*) He's actually gonna!"
  • "No sweat, Junior! I'm hot stuff on a bicycle!"
  • "Well, it's not so hot on a unicycle! Junior! Help!"
  • "Uh, anyone for dessert?"
  • "Junior, they got Patty!"
  • "Maybe this!"
  • "But w-we didn't...um they...i-i-it's not..."
  • "(*laughs nervously*) The great Kormack has nothing up his sleeves! (*laughs nervously*)"
  • "Fake? Watch me pull a rabbit...out of this hat! Abracadabra!"
  • "(*laughs nervously*) Neat trick, huh?"
  • "Uh, oh, right, Junior!"
  • "House of Horrors! This is the place! Those crooks are in for a big surprise when I trade this teddy for Patty!"
  • "(*breathes heavily*) Somehow I don't...I don't feel very welcome!"
  • "Why am I worried? (*laughs nervously*) They're only wax dummies!"
  • "(*gasps*) Wh-what was that? It's just my imagination!"
  • "Whoa! I didn't know my imagination was that good!"
  • "Catch you? Well, okay!"
  • "Like usual, Junior's got everything under control! (*knocks over a row a mannequins*) But I...whooooooooooa...don't!"
  • "Alright, wise guys! You asked for it! M-monkey...whoa! (*falls on his bottom*) I gotta work on that backflip!"
  • "If I could just perfect that backflip!"
  • "I think we're about to lose our babysitting money!"
  • "Humongous?"
  • "Uh, well, I-I-I-I, well, uh..."
  • "You'd better, little buddy!"

"Double or Nothing"[edit]

  • "Junior, meet my cousin Lucy Belle!"
  • "(*chuckles*) Yeah! Good looks just run in our family!"
  • "Oh, no! They got Lucy Belle!"
  • "Look, Junior! Oh, we'll never find her in this fog!"
  • "If she's not at the reading of will, she'll lose everything!"
  • "Those crooks'll never believe I'm Lucy Belle!"
  • "Hi, ya'll!"
  • "Just peasy! This is my friend...Junior!"
  • "B-but that's only two hours!"
  • "Sand...witch...sandwich! I get it...but only Lucy Belle can solve it! What are we gonna do?"
  • "Go get him, Junior!"
  • "Sorry, Junior! I guess he got away!"
  • "It's locked!"
  • "Oh, yes, you were!"
  • "Well, not yet! You have to finish your great-granddaddy's puzzle before midnight!"
  • "Well, I guess I won't be needing this anymore!"
  • "I sure hope Junior's cooked up a good plan!"
  • "Ready, willing, and...(*gulps*)...p-p-p...petrified!"
  • "Hot-diggidy dog! You did it, Junior!"
  • "If I don't do somethin', it's curtains for Lucy Belle! (*takes a curtain that covers him*) Oh, it looks like it's curtains for me!"
  • "Simple! The will says if Lucy Belle can't finish the puzzle by midnight, Mr. Bancroft gets the mansion!"
  • "Aw, shucks! It were nothin'!"

Boris[edit]

  • "It's perfected, Maxwell! A machine that can shrink live people and animals!"
  • "(*laughs*) That's either the world's biggest stuffed monkey, or we've got a real ape in our window!"
  • "Maxwell, those two are trying to steal our ape doll!"
  • "There he is!"
  • "He-he's on a scent, Maxwell!"
  • "They must have gone into coffee shop!"
  • "We've got her! But I don't see the others!"

Brian[edit]

  • "Oh, boy! Thanks, Solmes!"
  • "Excuse me, sir! Do you have any really special pets?"
  • "No, that's not it...(*sees Donkey Kong*)...but that is!"
  • "Does he bite?"
  • "Is he healthy?"
  • "I'll take him!"
  • "My name's Brian. What's yours?"
  • "We're gonna be best buddies!"
  • "I've got him!"
  • "Yes, I wish we had a convertible so he'd have more room!"
  • "Terrific, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Even with mom and dad away, this is the best birthday I've ever had!"
  • "I'll make a wish, and we'll both blow out the candles!"
  • "Wow, a motor scooter!"
  • "How come the safe's open, Kenworth?"
  • "A burglar? Whoa, that's great!"
  • "Yeah, great! Donkey Kong and I'll play palace guards, in case the burglar comes back!"
  • "Watch out for anything suspicious!"
  • "I can't hear what he's saying!"
  • "You called the zoo to come get Donkey Kong, didn't you? You're fired! Donkey Kong, show him the way out!"
  • "Donkey Kong, did you get rid of Kenworth?"
  • "It's those nasty zoo guys!"
  • "We sure taught him a lesson! (*laughs*)"
  • "If you think that was fun, wait till you see my game room!"
  • "We'd better keep the jewels with us just to be sure!"
  • "Aw, that always happens!"
  • "Wow, a hole-in-one!"
  • "Donkey Kong, don't let that burglar steal the jewels!"
  • "So, you're not the burglars! It's Solmes and Kenworth! Hurry, Donkey Kong! They're getting away!"
  • "It's Solmes and Kenworth!"
  • "Then I bowled over with one clean strike; that's how I caught those crooks!"
  • "Oh, oh yeah, uh, Donkey Kong helped too."

Bruno's partner[edit]

  • "Hey, that nature ranger is just the guy I need! He can help me find the loot I buried before I went to prison!"
  • "Fetch him, Bruno!"
  • "Hahaha, that's it, Bruno, oh boy! Just like in our old circus act!"
  • "Hurry up, Bruno!"
  • "You’re gonna guide me to that hill, and my hidden loot! (*laughs*)"
  • "I hid my loot money in Clearwater Cave. Now tell me why I can't find it, or I'm gonna send my bear after the kids!"
  • "Yeah, meddlin' kids! I'll teach them!"
  • "Hey, what's this?"
  • "Hold it right there! I got your little friend, so don't try any funny business! The rest of you get in with him!"
  • "And don't follow me...unless you'd like your little friends to tangle with a grizzly bear!"
  • "They're still comin' after us! Bruno, throw that boulder!"
  • "That's Wynn's Stalactites! This is where I stashed the loot! Bruno, smash the wall!"
  • "It's comin' down, Bruno! (*looks around*) I think this is the way out!"
  • "Oh, no! That tunnel took us in a circle!"
  • "Get 'em, Bruno!"
  • "Nah, no way! I'm as good as free!"

Bruto's gang[edit]

Bruto[edit]

  • "Ooh, that's big talk, Sheriff, but we don't scare easy!"
  • "(*partially spoken through the slim member's mouth due to an animation error*) Not yet. What we need is new gang members, guys stronger than a..."
  • "Yes, gorilla. Gorilla?!"
  • "That big ape is just what we need to get even with the sheriff. (*laughs*)"
  • "Hi big fella! My boys would like to give you a little treat as a token of our admiration."
  • "There's plenty more where that came from if you join up with us, what do you say?"
  • "Let's head to Pleasant Bluff and pay this sheriff a visit!"
  • "You two will have to ride together. Big guy needs his own chopper!"
  • "Hey, Sheriff! We're back in town! Why don't you round up your dippy deputies and try to kick us out?"
  • "Good work, big guy! Heh! Now for some real fun! (*laughs*) We gotta take big fella on a little shopping spree!"
  • "Let's get big fella and blow this town!"
  • "Heheh! The girls always fall for Bruno! Heheh!"
  • "No you won't, 'cause you're comin' with us, to make sure we make a clean getaway!"
  • "Keep your eyes on the road and step on it, slouch!"

Short member[edit]

  • "I'm fighting mad, Bruno! Let's go back and show that sheriff a deal or two!"
  • "I don't know."

Slim member[edit]

  • "Nyanyanyanyanya! Can't catch us, Sheriff, 'cause we're over the county line!'"
  • "(*laughs*) Big fella's gonna make mincemeat out of them deputies!"
  • "Hmmhmmph! What's with him?"
  • "(*stutters*) Bruto, I-I think the big guy's jealous! We'd better get out of here fast!"

Bullring announcer[edit]

  • "The next matador, Señor Donkey Kong!"
  • "Ladies and gentlemen! Cabeza's bull...is a mechanical fake! Señor Donkey Kong wins!"
  • "Señor Donkey Kong wins the prize money on behalf of Don Diego!"

Bus driver[edit]

  • "Okay, kids. Time to leave."

Butler[edit]

  • "Mr. Donkey Kong! Mr. Herman! And Mr. X!"

Buzz[edit]

  • "Did you hear that, Waldo?"
  • "It really does make toys!"
  • "Are you sure we should be stealing toys on Christmas Eve?"
  • "Waldo! Look out for that log!"
  • "I think this snowman's alive!"
  • "Hey! Let us down!"
  • "(*clears throat*) Eh, excuse me, sir!"
  • "Yeah! It can make any toy in the world...offered to ya!"
  • "It worked before!"
  • "Hmmm, well, I..."
  • "Look at it go, Waldo!"
  • "What are we gonna do now, Waldo?"
  • "It starts work!"
  • "That's a lot of money!"
  • "It's his!"
  • "Uhh, you saved us!"
  • "Is it really him?"
  • "(*laughs*) It is him...and he left these behind!"

Cabeza[edit]

  • "No one can beat my mechanical bull! Every matador will lose!"
  • "Not to worry, my special bull will get them!"
  • "We must stop them before they reveal our secret!"
  • "We got to find those snoops before they blab!"
  • "They're not the ones we're looking for."
  • "It's those snoops! Get 'em!"
  • "Get 'em out of here!"
  • "Stop it right there!"
  • "Stop...right, you follow me. If you value your friends..."
  • "You will find out when you meet my bull in the contest!"
  • "That fool thinks he can beat my bull!"
  • "I will teach them not to interfere!"
  • "Get them! They have my remote control!"

Captain[edit]

  • "Hello, hello! Welcome to the S.S. Romance!"
  • "Oh, yes, yes, well, your cabin is number 222!"
  • "Oh, good evening, swami!"
  • "We are gathered here today, to join this ape, I mean, er, uh, man, and this woman in marriage."
  • "If there be any here, who would object to this wedding?"
  • "Hang on, Miss O'hara!"
  • "Uh, well, um, neither did I! You know, you're kind of attractive after all!"

Charlie[edit]

  • "After 'em!"
  • "Let's check inside to make sure!"
  • "Yeah! Let's see if you're really a magician!"

Charlie's assistant[edit]

  • "Stop, thieves!"
  • "There's the thieves!"
  • "Did you see two shifty-eyed characters with a teddy bear?"
  • "He looks suspicious to me, Charlie!"
  • "I'm thinkin' you're a fake!"
  • "That's the thief! Let's get him!"

Children[edit]

Blonde girl[edit]

  • "That's where Mr. Anderson lives, Mom! He's Santa's helper!"
  • "Ask Mr. Anderson! He can fix anything!"
  • "And Mr. Anderson has this machine that makes toys!"

Blue jacket boy[edit]

  • "What kind of toys do you got in your sack, Santa?"
  • "And I want a dolly, and a teddy bear, and a horsie!"

Green jacket boy[edit]

  • "Sure, but I only got a quarter!"
  • "What a neat bear! I bet you could sell a hundred of these at my apartment building!"

Pink jacket girl[edit]

  • "Oh, look! It's Santa!"

Coach[edit]

  • "You bet, pardner! Ain't nobody gonna beat us!"
  • "Who's that, Hoss?"
  • "Guess we'd better change his mind for him!"
  • "That ape could beat us!"
  • "I got you, pard! We get her..."
  • "Is there another way?"
  • "Of course not, Hossie!"
  • "Mind if I cut in?"
  • "Hoss, it's those no-count pender thugs!"
  • "We'll never stop them now!"

Colonel Culpepper[edit]

  • "Pardon us, I say, pardon us, folks."
  • "Restrain your southern self now, Billy Bob. We've got a bigger fish to fry. (*laughs*) Or should I say, bigger emeralds?"
  • "Now all we need is someone big enough and dumb enough to help us steal it."
  • "And one of the prime circus ape persuasion can help us get that emerald."
  • "That ape, I say, that ape will get past the museum guards with no trouble at all!"
  • "Call my pony if he don't work for Belle here, 'cause I suspect our 8-foot fugitive has an eye for the ladies!"
  • "Allow me, I say, allow me to introduce myself, sir! Colonel Harlan T. Culpepper, certain gentleman…at your service?"
  • "...and my lovely associate Belle!"
  • "Step into my office. We have business to discuss."
  • "Okay, son. Bring me, I say, bring me the Emerald of the East!"
  • "He's got our million dollars!"
  • "Billy Bob, ready the swamp buggy! We’ve got some catching up to do!"
  • "Unhand, I say, unhand that emerald!"

Concert hall announcer[edit]

  • "And now, the band you've all been waiting for...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"
  • "And now, the other finalists...Slam!"
  • "And now, the big moment! The winner, and new band of the year...Panther and the Thunderbolts!"

Cowboy[edit]

  • "Okay, time for a dance too!"

Dee-Dee[edit]

  • "Yeah, but it's gonna be a close contest, Harry! That other band Slam sure is good!"
  • "What're you gonna do now, Harry?"
  • "Dumb and strong, Harry! He's perfect for our plan!"
  • "There's lots of bananas in it for you!"
  • "Hey, mate! You're hypnotizing him!"
  • "Oh, Harry, you're so smart!"
  • "I think our new drummer could use a new look!"
  • "I think we're ready to go now, Harry!"
  • "Aww, they look so sad, Harry!"
  • "See you later, Harry!"

Department manager[edit]

  • "Ah, just a minute."
  • "Now, what can I do for you?"
  • "If this is a joke, it's not funny! Out! Out!"

Deputy[edit]

  • "I'd reckon we'd do that, Sheriff."

Don Diego[edit]

  • "But there is a huge first prize! The money could pay for your operation!"
  • "I think I just don't have the old flair anymore."
  • "He is strong, sí, but we must teach the matador's art."
  • "I'll get someone to practice with you."
  • "You there! Use the wheelbarrow and play the bull for our new matador!"
  • "What are you up to, Cabeza?"
  • "Wait! Señor Donkey Kong! We must do as Cabeza says!"
  • "Oh, no, Señor Donkey Kong! Watch out!"

Don Diego's daughter[edit]

  • "But papa, you promised not to compete again!"
  • "Papa! Someone help him!"
  • "Don't worry, papa! We'll find someone big and strong like you to fight in the contest!"
  • "Uh, uh, magnífico!"
  • "Oh, no! If Señor Ape leaves, we will never win the prize money for my operation!"
  • "We will go to the bullring, win the contest, and rescue your friends!"

Donkey Kong[edit]

"Mississippi Madness"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Wait for it!"
  • "(*laughs*) Outsmart him again!"
  • "Out of way!"
  • "Uh-oh, you got me."
  • "I can’t?"
  • "We stay."
  • "(*laughs*) That's better."

"Gorilla Gangster"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Idea!"
  • "(*laughs*) Hide here."
  • "(*laughs*) Like that! (*laughs*) Like that!"
  • "Oops, forgot something."
  • "(*laughs*) Anything."
  • "Reservation?"
  • "I love you."
  • "Uh-uh, bad idea."
  • "(*laughs*) Out!"
  • "(*laughs*) Yeah, this way."
  • "No chance, Mario!"

"Banana Bikers"[edit]

  • "Mmm, toughie!"
  • "I want Pauline, now!"
  • "(*laughs*) Three's a crowd!"

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"[edit]

  • "Oh, me shrink!"
  • "Oh, gumballs! (*laughs*)"
  • "Oh, it sure is. (*laughs*) Bye-bye!"
  • "(*laughs*) Eats! Oh wow!"
  • "Save Pauline! Uh-huh!"
  • "(*laughs*) Slush 'em out! (*laughs*)"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, I'll have a bellyache!"

"Movie Mania"[edit]

  • "Like it here!"
  • "I save you!"
  • "Fix you!"
  • "Uh-oh! (*clenches his hands*) Put up dukes!"
  • "I teach you!"
  • "Not on your life, sweetie!"

"Gorilla My Dreams"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Fuzz?"
  • "Well, uh, uh, uh, well, uh, uh, uh, uh, how about bananas?"
  • "Have yours!"
  • "All of root strength!"
  • "(*laughs*) Nothin' to it! (*laughs*)"

"Little Orphan Apey"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Hide here!"

"Circus Daze"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Clowns! (*laughs*)"
  • "(*mutters*) I gotta! (*mutters*)"
  • "(*mutters*) Who, me? Oh, uh..."

"The Great Ape Escape"[edit]

  • "Same to you!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, fun!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, sand trap!"
  • "Oh, big skin!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, lots of food!"
  • "Good old fast food...(*mutters*)...huh?"
  • "(*laughs*) Turkey? Oh, okay!"
  • "I'll...(*stutters*)...get you!"
  • "(*laughs*) All touchdown!"

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"[edit]

  • "Oh, oh, oh! Poor fella!"
  • "I got flexes as a pony! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!"
  • "Oh, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Oh, boy! Cake!"
  • "Uh-uh! Not me!"

"Get Along, Little Apey"[edit]

  • "(*pants*) Hot! (*pants*)"
  • "(*with Mario*) Truce?"
  • "Bananas!"
  • "(*laughs*) Truce!"
  • "(*mutters*) Says who?"
  • "(*mutters*) Gorilla sissy?"
  • "(*laughs*) Dance?"

"El Donkey Kong"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Oh, boy! Mexico!"
  • "(*mutters*) I'll do it!"
  • "(*laughs*) I'll toss it to you!"
  • "(*laughs*) Nothin' to it!"
  • "Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong! Hail Donkey Kong!"

"New Wave Ape"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Mario, help? (*laughs*)"
  • "(*mutters*) Donkey Kong sorry."
  • "(*mutters*) Video!"
  • "(*laughs*) A deal!"
  • "(*laughs*) Rad!"
  • "(*laughs*) Limousine!"
  • "(*laughs*) Our fans!"
  • "(*laughs*) Oh, we won!"

"Greenhouse Gorilla"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Free!"
  • "(*laughs*) Hunky Monkey!"
  • "(*laughs*) For us? (*opens present*) Suits?"
  • "Got him!"

"Hairy Parent"[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Donkey Kong hide!"
  • "Mom...m...Momma? 'Africa'...Africa?"
  • "Row, row, row your plane...(*hums*)"
  • "Ahh, Africa! Hi!"
  • "(*laughs*) Letter to Momma!"
  • "(*laughs*) Here goes!"
  • "(*laughs*) Find Momma!"
  • "(*laughs*) 'Sonny’s Momma'!"
  • "Letter from Sonny!"
  • "(*cries*) Me too!"
  • "(*stutters*) Bad-bad take Momma! (*stutters*)"
  • "(*laughs*) Let's go!"
  • "Over there! Look!"
  • "Oh, Pauline make boo-boo!"
  • "(*laughs*) Two bananas!"
  • "(*stutters*) Too much?"
  • "(*laughs*) Okay! Uh, what's a diversion?"
  • "(*stutters*) Coming, Pauline!"
  • "(*laughs*) Ride on, rhino!"
  • "(*laughs*) Giddy up, rhinie!"
  • "(*laughs*) Home to Sonny!"
  • "(*laughs*) Gotta fly!"

Donkey Kong Jr.[edit]

Multiple episodes[edit]

  • "Monkey Muscle!"

"Trucknapper Caper"[edit]

  • "It may be big, Bones, but that won't stop me from finding papa Donkey Kong!"
  • "Hang on, Bones!"
  • "I'll save ya! I'll save ya!"
  • "What's wrong, Mr. Bones?"
  • "Where did you learn to fix motorcycles?"
  • "Well, my dad's a circus star, and the biggest, strongest guy...in all the world...and I take after him!"
  • "Don't worry, kiddie! We'll get him back!"
  • "We're gonna jump right in and rescue him!"
  • "Yeah, or...(*makes monkey noises*)...Monkey Muscle!"
  • "Now, you just make sure that big bully doesn't see us!"
  • "Uh, oh, Bones is in trouble!"
  • "Uh, oh, now he's really in a split!"
  • "He's Bad Boy Bones, and I'm Monkey Wrench Willie! We're the toughest trucknappers in Texas!"
  • "We wanna join your gang!"
  • "When do we start?"
  • "Sure I do! I got a plan! All we gotta do is pretend to be trucknappers till the police come!"
  • "Nothing to it, right, Bad Boy?"
  • "That's how we'll get the key, Bones!"
  • "I got a challenger for you, Tex! Why, he can outwrestle a grizzly bear...blindfolded!"
  • "I'll show ya! Put 'em there, pardner!"
  • "Time for another plan!"
  • "I got the keys! We'll meet you back at the hideout!"
  • "Nah, all we gotta do is beat those crooks back to their hideout...and set a trap!"
  • "Ready! You know what to do!"
  • "Gotcha, you nasty truck thieves!"
  • "If those are the thieves, then that must be...Bones! Look out!"
  • "Oh, no! The truck with Jenny's father and all the drivers! It's gonna go over the cliff!"
  • "You hold off those bullies, Bones! I'll be right back!"
  • "Well, they're safe! Now it's time for...(*makes monkey noises*)...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Not for long! This will fix 'em!"
  • "Ha, I'd never leave without my best buddy Bones!!

"Sheep Rustle Hustle"[edit]

  • "We have to get some gas for our bike, Bones, if we're gonna stay on papa Donkey Kong's trail!"
  • "We're not sheep rustlers! We're good guys!"
  • "Donkey Kong Jr!"
  • "If it's those rustlers, I'll buck 'em good!"
  • "Oh, yes, we will!"
  • "Now give me your rope, Biff!"
  • "Hop on, guys! We're gonna fly to King's rescue!"
  • "Okay, brave buddy, ready?"
  • "Here I come, Bones!"
  • "They won't escape the daring, young Bones on a flying trapeze!"
  • "Come on! We'll follow their tracks!"
  • "We need a way to get that jail key!"
  • "That's it! Ghosts!"
  • "Now, Bones!"
  • "It's working!"
  • "Nobody guards the jail...except Sheriff Hoooolin!"
  • "Now I'm really gonna scare 'em!"
  • "You better listen to him, Slim!"
  • "Looks like it's time for...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Haha! I'm sneaker than you are!"
  • "Keys seein' ya!"
  • "Okay, I give!"
  • "Yeah, but King says we can go under!"
  • "It's never too late! Follow me!"
  • "And now to stop those nasty sheepnappers! Giddyup!"
  • "Nothin' except...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Yoohoo! (*makes monkey noises*) Up here, you big bad bullies!"
  • "This time, you're gonna be washed up for good! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Good going, guys!"
  • "Except for King!"
  • "We can't, Biff! I've gotta go find my papa Donkey Kong! (*with Bones*) Buh-bye!"
  • "That's my buddy Bones...always showin' off! (*makes monkey noises*)"

"Rocky Mountain Monkey Business"[edit]

  • "Well, we gotta find him, Bones, 'cause papa Donkey Kong is somewhere in this forest."
  • "Hey! I bet if we climb these trees, we can see the trail!"
  • "That's no coyote! That's my best buddy Bones!"
  • "Come on! We're gonna catch 'em!"
  • "And he's goin' right back to jail, 'cause I got a plan...and it goes like this!"
  • "Well, all we got left is a size small...but it fits perfect!"
  • "Okay, guys, let's catch us a crook!"
  • "Come on out, you mean old baddie! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Bet you can't catch us!"
  • "Come up and get me, zebrapants! What's the matter, you scared?"
  • "(*makes monkey noises*) Ring Around the Baddie! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Now I'm comin' down to teach you a lesson!"
  • "Hey, that's not part of the plan!"
  • "I gotta save my pal! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "No bully bear is gonna get my buddy!"
  • "Ready, set...jump!"
  • "Bones, you're already safe!"
  • "Come on! We gotta make sure the Scouts are okay!"
  • "They must've gone down the river rapids to the money, Bones!"
  • "Ready to ride these rapids, Bones?"
  • "Well, if I can't catch a bear, I can always snag a tree!"
  • "Look, Bones, there's a cave behind that other waterfall! I bet it's the one the crook's been lookin' for!"
  • "First, I've gotta plug the leak!"
  • "But not faster than...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Okay, Scouts! A zebra for you, and a bear for me!"
  • "You ain't goin' nowhere, you fuzzy furball!"
  • "Yaahoo! (*makes monkey noises*) I got to ride bearback!"
  • "Come on, fuzzy wuzzy! (*makes monkey noises*) Put 'em up! (*makes monkey noises*) Put 'em up!"
  • "And just to make sure they don't try to escape..."
  • "He almost fooled us, huh Bones? Bones? Bones?"
  • "Yeah, buddy, 'cause we gotta go chasin' after papa Donkey Kong!"

"Magnificent Seven-Year Olds"[edit]

  • "I'll bet you're right, Bones!"
  • "Gosh, Bones, it's only a restaurant! I don't see my papa anywhere!"
  • "Oh, bananas! Well, I guess it's back on the trail!"
  • "Well, there's not enough of 'em to stop...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Hmmm, I don't see those baddies anywhere! I'm gonna get a bird's eye view!"
  • "Thanks, guys!"
  • "There they are! I gotta fly down and get 'em! Hmmm, I know!"
  • "Okay, bullies! Your bike-swipin' days are over!"
  • "Oh, no! Pedestrians! Time to do some fancy ridin'!"
  • "I'd better pull things together!"
  • "Don't worry, Alan! Bones can fix your bike!"
  • "Those rotten bullies! Let's go get 'em!"
  • "I know! Bones and me will teach you jungle acrobatics, then we'll all get your bikes back!"
  • "Just remember everything I taught ya! If you guys pass this test, you can beat those bikenappers blindfolded! Okay, on your marks, get set, go!"
  • "We gotta go along to give 'em confidence, Bones!"
  • "Keep goin'! You got it!"
  • "That's it! Monkey Jump those hurdles!"
  • "Okay, Jill! Your turn!"
  • "You did great!"
  • "Wow, Bones! A perfect mud dive! My papa'd be proud!"
  • "Go, go, go! You're almost there! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Now you guys are ready to take on those bullies! Okay, here's my plan!!
  • "Bones! Come in, Bones! Any sign of them yet, best buddy?"
  • "Remember, Grandma Bones! Lead them under the tree, and we'll do the rest! 10-4?"
  • "Oh, banana peels! Bones is in trouble! Jump!"
  • "Surrender, bike thieves!"
  • "I gotta save Bones! Come on!"
  • "I'll stop him!"
  • "Okay, guys! We'll trick 'em this time!"
  • "Nothin' except...Moo...(*makes monkey noises*)...oonkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "(*laughs*) What goes up...must come down! (*makes muscle noises*)"
  • "We'll chase 'em down!"
  • "Yes, we will, thanks to Bones's great idea!"
  • "This 'oughta stop 'em in their tracks!"
  • "See? All it takes is a little confidence, some jungle acrobatics..."
  • "Mmmm! All that baddie chasing makes me hungry!"

"Junior Meets Kid Dynamo"[edit]

  • "They're robbin' the gold reserve! We've gotta stop 'em!"
  • "There's that safenapper!"
  • "This'll fix him!"
  • "I'm too late!"
  • "Gosh, Bones! I'd sure like to have met that superhero kid!"
  • "Hey, Bones! Where are ya?"
  • "Where did you get such amazing powers?"
  • "Bones and I would love to help you catch 'em!"
  • "Come on! We gotta get crackin'!"
  • "We'll follow on the motorcycle!"
  • "Your super baddie days are over!"
  • "Let's go get 'em, guys!"
  • "Shoot a banana!"
  • "My banana bomb works every time!"
  • "Come on, Bones! We can't let Kid Dynamo down!"
  • "Then you're gonna pay!"
  • "As soon as we finish supper, Kid Dynamo, I gotta get back on the trail of my papa!"

"The Amazing Rollerskate Race"[edit]

  • "Yeah, Bones, but sooner or later, I'm gonna find my papa Donkey Kong!"
  • "I'd better skate to the rescue!"
  • "Don't worry! Bones and I will get 'em back!"
  • "Sure we will, Bones!"
  • "We'll tow 'em line in!"
  • "But we got the crate! Come on!"
  • "Beats me, but Bones and I will go along in case they try again!"
  • "Not yet, guys! First, I’m gonna show ya my papa Donkey Kong’s special warmup routine!"
  • "Bones, you keep an eye on the crate!"
  • "Right, TJ, but neither do we!"
  • "There they are, Bones! Come on! We can’t let them get away!"
  • "Okay, burro, follow that car!"
  • "These peppers 'oughta give him some pep!"
  • "Look, Bones! It's them!"
  • "Yeah, Bones! They're smugglers! Come on! We gotta get 'em back!"
  • "I got the skates, Bones!"
  • "Okay! You can have 'em!"
  • "But I didn't say I wouldn't take 'em back! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Anyone for beans?"
  • "Now that's what I call...a baddie burrito!"
  • "Bones, we gotta hurry! The race starts any minute!"
  • "Cause we got the skates!"
  • "Come on, Bones! We gotta skate along and make sure those baddies don't try any funny business!"
  • "And Bones and I are gonna make sure no baddies get in your way!"
  • "I'll take care of the turkeys!"
  • "Good goin', Bones! A bull is just what I need to catch those baddies!"
  • "Yeah, and now you gotta make sure TJ wins the race!"
  • "No, you're not, 'cause I'm gonna catch you!"
  • "And now a little present for the police! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "I caught those skatenappers! Now let's go see if TJ's gonna win!"
  • "Bones and I are glad we could help you get it!"
  • "So long, guys! We’ll be back after I find my papa Donkey Kong!"

"A Christmas Story"[edit]

  • "Another Christmas without papa Donkey Kong!"
  • "Look, Bones! A town!"
  • "Excuse me, ma'am! Do you know who can fix our motorcycle?"
  • "Wow, Mr. Anderson! How can you make so many neat toys?"
  • "A tin soldier!"
  • "We'll get it back!"
  • "We'll go cross country...and cut 'em off! Skis away! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "We're ahead of 'em now!"
  • "Here they come, Bones! Bones?"
  • "That's it! Your snowman suit gives me an idea!"
  • "And so is this one! (*gets out of his snowman disguise*) Surprised ya, didn't we?"
  • "Bones! I see their truck!"
  • "Oh, we can't let 'em, Bones!"
  • "Speakin' of Santa..."
  • "Catch, Bones!"
  • "And now to wrap the presents!"
  • "We got 'em, Bones! Bones?"
  • "Oh, no! They're gettin' away!"
  • "Maybe they went this way!"
  • "We can find 'em from up there!"
  • "I see 'em, Bones!"
  • "We gotta go down and get 'em!"
  • "Come on! We can't let 'em break it!"
  • "Okay, hobos! We got ya cornered, so give back the toy machine!"
  • "I gotta save those hobos, Bones! You get the toy machine!"
  • "Merry Christmas, Bones!"
  • "Good! You can help us wrap presents for Santa!"

"Gorilla Ghost"[edit]

  • "I can't wait to visit my Uncle Julius at his zoo home! Maybe he knows where my papa Donkey Kong is!"
  • "Oh, rotten bananas! I wonder why!"
  • "Oh, I gotta find out if Uncle Julius is alright!"
  • "You said it, best buddy!"
  • "Yep! We're spendin' the night ghost huntin' with Uncle Julius!"
  • "I'll teach that rotten ghost a thing or two! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Give up...you elephantnapper!"
  • "Giddyup, birdies!"
  • "Come on, Bones! We'll split up...and surround him!"
  • "We need somethin' to get us out of here, Bones!"
  • "An old trick my papa taught me!"
  • "Maybe for now, but next time we'll be ready for him!"
  • "Don't worry, Uncle Julius! You're not the last gorilla! Meet the new member of the family!"
  • "He's comin' Bones! Just make like a gorilla, and I'll do the rest!"
  • "Oh, rotten bananas! My pals are in trouble! Speakin' of bananas..."
  • "A treat for me...and a trick for him!"
  • "Take a load off your feet!"
  • "We gotta break out of these chains!"
  • "Now to pay a little surprise visit to Aurora!"
  • "It's now or never, Uncle Julius!"
  • "We'll just have to hop to it!"
  • "Easy! We're gonna rock and roll!"
  • "You sure did, best buddy, and now for a final touch!"
  • "Well, Uncle Julius, I gotta go search for my papa Donkey Kong!"
  • "Oh, you're the top ape with me, Bones, except for papa Donkey Kong, of course!"

"The Teddy Bear Scare"[edit]

  • "We will, Mrs. Johnson!"
  • "Yeah! It will help us get back on papa Donkey Kong's trail!"
  • "Great! You can win Patty a prize!"
  • "Let's get 'em, Bones!"
  • "We gotta borrow this; it's an emergency! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "You'd better give me that teddy bear!"
  • "You asked for it, bad guys!"
  • "We're gainin' on 'em, Bones!"
  • "I hope they like ice cream! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Keep pedaling, Bones! I gotta finish 'em off!"
  • "Uh, oh! My best buddy needs me!"
  • "I wonder what's so special about this teddy bear?"
  • "Those rotten crooks! They hid money in it, and I bet it's stolen money!"
  • "We gotta rescue Patty, and catch the real thieves!"
  • "Hurry! Hurry! See the amazing Kormack do his magic tricks!"
  • "Nope! Come back tomorrow, maybe they'll show up!"
  • "Oh, wait! You ain't seen our disappearing act!"
  • "We need two volunteers, right Bones, uh, I mean, Kormack?"
  • "That should hold 'em for a while! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Right, 'cause this teddy is full of...Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Come on, Bones! You gotta let the baddies catch me!"
  • "I guess it's up to you, partner!"
  • "Just use Monkey Muscle like I taught ya!"
  • "Bones, you go free Patty! I got crooks to catch! Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Hey, bad guys!"
  • "Give up, or you'll be sorry!"
  • "So, you wanna play?"
  • "This one's for Patty!"
  • "It's for you, Patty!"
  • "If you're fishin' for crooks, that's the place!"
  • "We'd love to...but we gotta find my papa Donkey Kong, right, Bones?"

"Double or Nothing"[edit]

  • "Gosh, Bones! This is exciting! Your cousin Lucy Belle's gonna inherit a mansion!"
  • "Look, Bones! There it is!"
  • "Gosh! You two sure look alike!"
  • "Don't worry, Lucy Belle! Bones and I will protect ya!"
  • "And we're gonna get her back!"
  • "You can't outrun me...'cause I got...Monkey Muscle!"
  • "Well, Bones, we looked everywhere, and no sign of Lucy Belle!"
  • "Wait! I know how we can rescue her and get her to the reading on time!"
  • "Sure they will, Bones!"
  • "And then they’ll try to grab ya...thinkin' you escaped...but I'll grab them first...and make 'em tell where Lucy Belle is!"
  • "You okay, Lucy Bones, uh, uh, Lucy Belle?"
  • "Poor Lucy Bones!"
  • "It works like this, Bones! When you put the right pictures together, it forms a word! See? Sand plus witch!"
  • "I'll save ya!"
  • "I gotta follow him, and rescue both Lucy's!"
  • "Time for a little Jungle Judo! (*laughs*) This 'oughta knock him off his feet!"
  • "Now I'm gonna get ya!"
  • "Yeah, and somethin' tells me we'll be hearin' from him again!"
  • "It must be Lucy Belle!"
  • "Well, I'd better huff, and puff, and blow the door down!"
  • "You're free, Lucy Belle!"
  • "And we don't have much time!"
  • "There's your puzzle, Lucy Belle!"
  • "Just a little longer!"
  • "You've gotta be Lucy Bones until Lucy Belle finishes her puzzle, and help me lure those cousinnappers into a trap!"
  • "Okay, Bones...(*laughs*)...ready?"
  • "But this will!"
  • "And now to make a pie out of those two bad apples!"
  • "Had enough?"
  • "Say! I know how to spring this trap!"
  • "I won't let those baddies take your mansion!"
  • "Now let's see who those bad guys really are!"
  • "You've only got one minute, Lucy Belle!"

Doug's Health Club[edit]

Slim prisoner[edit]

  • "Yeah! Now a fist bump!"
  • "Yeah, but who?"
  • "(*gasps*) That big gorilla's a real gorilla!"
  • "Hey! Somebody's after our gorilla!"
  • "(*Breathes heavily*) 67 to nothing! We're really whoppin' them!"

Stout prisoner[edit]

  • "No, no, no! That's not how it's supposed to go! First, gotta pass the ball way over here, and then, it's in the end zone, over the wall!"
  • "All we need is a guy the size of a gorilla to make our big play work."
  • "Yeah, and he's perfect for our escape plan!"
  • "That was terrific, big guy! Welcome to Doug's Health Club! Hey, we'd better get you into a warm-up suit!"
  • "Well, big fella, time to practice football!"
  • "Now for starters, let's try catching a few passes! Stand over there and I'll toss you one! You gotta catch a big skin right in your belly!"
  • "Oh, no! Not in your belly! Give me that ball, musclebrain!"
  • "Let's forget practice and go into big play!"
  • "The blackboard shows the big play, big boy!"
  • "You got the picture now? Let's see you throw a long pass!"
  • "Come on, big guy! You gotta get a good meal before the big escape, er, I mean, ha, game!"
  • "Oh, I bet it's the guards trying to steal our star! Come on!"
  • "(*laughs*) I guess you took care of him! Hey, big guy! Ready to play ball?"
  • "Yeah! Now it's time for the big play! Do your stuff, big fella!"
  • "22, 10, 18, hikes!"
  • "This ain't how I planned it but it's good enough! Let's go!"
  • "Not while we've got our star player here!"
  • "So I lied!"
  • "Let's scram!"

Dr. Demise[edit]

  • "Hurry up with that safe, birdbrain!"
  • "We can still grab the gold bullion from the Sweetville train!"
  • "He won't be so super...when I drain all his powers!"
  • "I told you! A strange meteor fell on this hospital ten years ago, and Kid Dynamo is ten years old! That meteor dust gave him his powers...and it will take his powers...away!"
  • "We steal the thing he loves most...that scraggly blue mutt!"
  • "That rotten kid's gotta live around here somewhere!"
  • "Wait! There's his dog! Lower the rope, Horace!"
  • "Kid Dynamo! I've got your dog!"
  • "If I know that Kid Dynamo, he'll follow right into my trap!"
  • "It's you who will learn a lesson, super squirt!"
  • "I've reversed the molecular structure of the meteor dust! Your powers...are fading!"
  • "Your superhero days are over!"
  • "Activate the trapdoor!"
  • "Too bad you three won't be around to watch me steal the gold from the Sweetville train!"
  • "Good! Then all you do is cut a hole in a train cargo...then I'll lower the magnet...and pull up the safe!"
  • "No one can stop me now!"
  • "I'll knock that little twerp...out of the air!"
  • "I've got him on the run!"

Elderly lady[edit]

  • "Fool! Nincompoop! You've just ruined my car! I want..."

Fans[edit]

Black-dressed female fan[edit]

  • "It's him! The New Wave Ape!"

Red-coated female fan[edit]

  • "You gotta give me your autograph, please!"
  • "Oh! He-he signed it!"

Flint Westwood[edit]

  • "You're the producer! Dump Clovis! Find me a new ape!"
  • "Clovis is a has-been! He's the reason why my last three pictures flopped! He's out! He's finished! My new pirate picture's gotta be a hit! I need an ape with talent...star appeal...and timing! (*Donkey Kong crashes into his office*) Uh-oh! It's him, my new face! I'm gonna make you a star, sweetheart!"
  • "Time for a change, Clovis! I've got a new star! You're yesterday's news!"
  • "Come on, kid! Time for our first scene! Uh, by the way, now that you're starring in my movie, I want to know your name!"
  • "Quiet on the set! Action! (*bangs his fist on a table*) Serving boy, some food for me, and my mate!"
  • "Cut! Terrific! That was stupendous, Donkey Kong! You're a genius! What style! What instinct! Clovis is nothing compared to you!"
  • "Come on, Donkey Kong! Save your talents for the next stunt!"
  • "Ready, kid? And, action!"
  • "Good work, mate! I'll warn the others!"
  • "Hey! That's not part of the scene! (*Clovis removes his mask*) Clovis, what are you doing in that ridiculous costume?"
  • "Wonderful, 'cause I decided to rehire Clovis! I had no idea how much acting meant to him! Besides, Donkey Kong's too unstable! Look!"

Game attendants[edit]

Bottle toss attendant[edit]

  • "Bullseye! A winner!"

Dunk tank attendant[edit]

  • "He sure did, little girl...and here's the prize!"

High striker attendant[edit]

  • "We got a winner!"

Pin toss attendant[edit]

  • "Step right up and try your luck, kids!"
  • "(*clears throat*) The last ball, kids!"

Geoffrey[edit]

  • "And I'm Geoffrey the handyman...and Lucy Belle's favorite sweetie pie!"
  • "How's about a little hug there, sugar darlin'?"
  • "Yee-hot-diggidy dog! It's all yours, Lucy Belle!"
  • "Yee-hee! The mansion's yours!"

Gorilla Ghost[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) What's the matter? Can't you carry an itty-bitty rock?"
  • "Aurora! Those two gorillas and their scrawny friend escaped!"
  • "Hey! Where could they have gone?"
  • "I'll find 'em!"
  • "What now, Aurora?"
  • "It's those pests again!"
  • "This 'oughta keep 'em out!"

Grandmother[edit]

  • "Watch where you're going, Sonny!"

Harry[edit]

  • "In here, Walt! We gotta hide!"
  • "Yeah! Stuff it into one of those teddy bears!"
  • "Coast is clear! Get the dough!"
  • "Not for long, she won't!"
  • "If you wanna see this little brat again, bring the teddy bear to the House of Horrors!"
  • "(*grunts*) Hand over the bear!"
  • "At last, the money!"
  • "Hey, that takes care of him!"
  • "That’ll fix 'em!"

Harry Tweed[edit]

  • "Panther and the Thunderbolts is gonna make me a rich man!"
  • "Yeah, but I'm gonna make sure that my band wins! We need someone dumb enough to steal that other group's guitars!"
  • "Hey, what is it, actor? Why aren't you rehearsing?"
  • "Let me think, alright, Dee-Dee?"
  • "He looks to be dumb to me, what do you think?"
  • "You're pretty talented! You want a job?"
  • "With you on drums, Panther and the Thunderbolts will become new superstars!"
  • "How about stepping into my office for a banana split?"
  • "Get this for you, but first I want to show you a little trick! (*waves a banana in front of Donkey Kong*) You're gettin' sleepy!"
  • "Exactly! He'll do whatever I say!"
  • "Slam's car is out back! When I snap my fingers, you will steal their instruments, and then bury them in the alley!"
  • "Did you get rid of Slam's instruments?"
  • "Now Slam won't be able to play at the concert tonight and I'll keep all the prize money when my band wins! When I peel this banana, you will wake up and remember nothin'!"
  • "Alright, shut up, now!"
  • "Just get us to the concert hall, fast!"
  • "Feeling sorry for Slam ain't gonna make us rich! (*laughs*)"
  • "Hey, what's goin' on! Those stagehands are gonna ruin everythin'!"
  • "Money, and we're gonna get rid of you meddlin' fools right now!"
  • "We're gonna throw you two into the trash heap where you belong!"

Hat check attendant[edit]

  • "I'll take your hats, sir!"

Hooligan brothers[edit]

Burly brother[edit]

  • "Well, let's agree with him and make him lead us to the loot!"
  • "Okay, sister, we want you to come with us!"

House of Horrors announcer[edit]

  • "Welcome to the House of Horrors! (*laughs*)"

Hugo[edit]

  • "I don't know how you escaped, but you ain't gettin' away from me this time!"
  • "Well, that won't stop us!"
  • "We got her now!"
  • "Hey, you're not Lucy Belle!"
  • "The mansion! It's ours!"

Short brother[edit]

  • "There's that dirty, double-crossing Mugsy!"
  • "(*speaking through the burly brother's mouth due to an animation error*) Boy, Mugsy must've double-crossed him too!"
  • "Yeah! Then we can make a trade!"
  • "I don't know how Mugsy beat us here, but that's him on the jet, with the purple hat!"
  • "Forget her, Dino! Mugsy's splittin' with the loot!"
  • "Hey, come on and get out of here!"

Dino[edit]

  • "Thanks, Knuckles! See you around!"
  • "Now's our chance to convince Mugsy to turn over the loot to us!"
  • "Well I know how to get that loot from Mugsy. Let's get his girlfriend!"
  • "Come on, let's get going!"
  • "Hey, get her back!"
  • "No way! We want that loot!"
  • "Double-crossing! That's my loot! Hey, give me that!"

Horace[edit]

  • "Duh! I'm hurryin', Dr. Demise!"
  • "Duh, yeah, but what's to stop the superkid from stoppin' us again?"
  • "Uh, I still don't get what we're doin' here!"
  • "But, but, how do we get him to come near it?"
  • "Duh, right! He's comin', boss!"
  • "Boss! I got the blowtorch, and I'm ready to board!"
  • "Uh, I don't got one!"

Hoss[edit]

  • "Coach, we've got the rodeo prize money in the bag!"
  • "Yeah, 'cause there's no one meaner than us! (*laughs*)"
  • "That big gorilla thinks he's a cowboy!"
  • "No sidewindin' monkey's gonna join this here rodeo!"
  • "Says me! You're nothin' but a yellow-bellied, lily-livered, chicken-hearted, gorilla sissy!"
  • "Yeah, but take a gander at how sweet that ape is...with a little lady!"
  • "...and bribe that no cowape to stay out of the rodeo!"
  • "Okay, Coach. You gotta get the ape away from the girl, so we can lasso her!"
  • "Are you sayin' my idea is no good?"
  • "Once I rope her, that big ape will pull out of the rodeo for sure!"
  • "Got you this time!"
  • "Let's saddle up and win us first prize!"
  • "I still got one more sneaky trick in my saddleback!"
  • "(*laughs*) Let's see how that gallopin' gorilla handles those critters!"

Jenny[edit]

  • "Hi! My name's Jenny! You need some help?"
  • "From my dad! He's the biggest, strongest truck driver in all of Texas!"
  • "Hey, stop! Come back! Daddy!"
  • "Those men have taken my father!"
  • "Junior, they turned up that mountain road!"
  • "Look, there's my dad!"
  • "Oh, no! My poor dad! What are we going to do?"
  • "And thanks again for bringing my daddy back to me! You're wonderful!"

Jenny's father[edit]

  • "Be in sight, Jenny. We'll be ready to hit the road any minute."
  • "This is highway robbery! You'll never get away with it!"
  • "You did an amazing job, boys! With those truck thieves in jail, the highways will be safe again."

José[edit]

  • "Sí, Señor Cabeza! When no one beats our bull, you'll get all the prize money!"
  • "Look, Señor Cabeza! Someone has been watching us!"
  • "We will check the cantina."
  • "I think the contest is over, boss!"
  • "It's a vámonos!"

Kenworth[edit]

  • "It wasn't easy, but I got the combination to the safe!"
  • "The jewels, at last!"
  • "Get me outta here!"
  • "I...(*stutters*)...I, uh, I caught a burglar trying to steal the jewels, but he got away!"
  • "I'll call the zoo, and tell them he's a dangerous menace!"
  • "Uh, hello, zoo! Uh, we have an escaped animal on the premises!"
  • "An escaped gorilla, that's right! Please get here at soon as possible!"
  • "Oh, you must be from the zoo!"
  • "Whatever. That ape is a menace!"
  • "You gotta help me get back inside and capture that ape!"
  • "We gotta get the jewels away from that ape!"
  • "So we can make our getaway!"

Kid Dynamo[edit]

  • "Kid Dynamo...to the rescue!"
  • "See you guys later! I've gotta catch those crooks!"
  • "Nuts! Dr. Demise escaped me again!"
  • "I'm almost ready!"
  • "It's okay, Lightning! They're on our side!"
  • "And we've been using them to fight crooks like Dr. Demise!"
  • "Swell! We'll talk about it over milk and cookies!"
  • "I've been searchin' all over for Dr. Demise's hideout...but I can't find it anywhere!"
  • "Uh, no, mom! I said you sure are some cook!"
  • "Watch this!"
  • "It's all finished, dad!"
  • "I'm comin', old boy!"
  • "That won't stop me!"
  • "Can I drop in to teach you crooks a lesson?"
  • "I don't believe you!"
  • "I won't...give up!"
  • "I lost my powers!"
  • "Meteor dust? Lightning, you're a genius!"
  • "Now all I gotta do...is reverse back to normal!"
  • "Except for...Kid Dynamo!"
  • "Okay, Lightning, we'll let him...chase us!"
  • "Well, Lightning, let's get down to the nuts and bolts of this!"
  • "One captive crook...in express!"

Kid Dynamo's father[edit]

  • "Ricky, remember you promised to rake those leaves!"
  • "Ricky, started those chores yet?"
  • "Oh, you boys must've helped!"

Kid Dynamo's mother[edit]

  • "Did someone say something about crooks?"
  • "Why, thanks, boys!"
  • "Ricky, eat your vegetables so you'll grow up to be strong!"

Knuckles Darklings[edit]

  • "Here's your half of the loot from the bank heist, boys!"
  • "Heheh! Them Hooligan brothers fell for our trick, Mugsy!"
  • "Now all we gotta do is get out of town before they find out we double-crossed them!"
  • "Nobody's dumb enough to do that, Mugsy! It's too dangerous! (*hears Donkey Kong eating bananas*) What's that?"
  • "Uhh, he couldn't decide which hat to wear, uhh, so he wore 'em all! (*laughs nervously*)"
  • "Now mind your manners!"
  • "See you, sucker!"
  • "We're home free now, boss!"
  • "Hey! That ape cheesed us! He's holding us back!"
  • "Somebody do something!"

Lightning[edit]

  • "Hurry, kid! Before some sneaky snooper sees us!"
  • "I gotta protect your identity, kid!"
  • "What's with the stare? Never seen a blue dog before?"
  • "Not another one!"
  • "Well, the cat's out of the bag, so I might as well tell ya! It all started when we were just pups!"
  • "I was waitin' at the Sweetville Hospital for my master, whose wife had borne him a baby boy."
  • "All of a sudden, this blue ball of fire came fallin' out of the sky."
  • "It exploded, showerin' this blue dust over me and little Ricky."
  • "And that strange blue meteor dust somehow gave the kid and I our powers."
  • "Yeah! Even my super sniffer hasn't sniffed out those crooks!"
  • "I've got a bad feelin' about this!"
  • "I can't watch!"
  • "Bones! Look out for the..."
  • "I tried to tell him!"
  • "Kid, we gotta nab those bad guys!"
  • "I'm one step ahead of you, kid!"
  • "I'd like to chase birds, kid, but this is too much!"
  • "Yeah! Strong...like Kid Dynamo!"

Long John[edit]

  • "Look, Barnacle, me lad! It's her, the Southern Belle!"
  • "Aye, matey, but she's filthy rich, and we're gonna nab her, and get her dough! (*laughs*)"
  • "Now's our chance!"
  • "Aye, and it's going to be tough snatching her away from him!"
  • "That big ape likes that blonde too! We could use her to lure her away from Persimmon!"
  • "Here comes the ape! Now we can grab Ms. Moneybags!"
  • "Come on, Barnacle! We've got a wedding to stop!"
  • "Haha! So far, so good! Now, just do what I say!"
  • "Haha, me lad! We're gonna be rich, rich, rich!"

Lucy Belle[edit]

  • "Come in, Bones!"
  • "I'm so glad you could make it!"
  • "I feel so safe with you two here, but someone at the mansion is tryin' to stop me from attendin' the reading of the will!"
  • "Yes, but I wasn't at the readin' of the will!"
  • "You mean you inherited the mansion for me, Bones?"
  • "Oh, well, I hope I can do it!"
  • "Uh, this 'oughta take care of that little pest!"
  • "Cousin Bones is in trouble!"
  • "That's right, but I am!"
  • "(*gasps*) My puzzle!"
  • "(*gasps*) Why, it's Hugo and Mr. Bancroft the executive! Why them?"
  • "Hmmm... Well, ma'am, hmmm... Run...pool...stilts...run...pool...stilts...car? I don't get it!"
  • "Run...pool...stilts...can... (*gasps*) I know! Rumplestiltskin! My favorite fairy tale! Granddaddy used to read it to me when I was just a little baby!"
  • "But I just couldn't have done it without Junior...and cousin Lucy Bones!"

Mario[edit]

"Mississippi Madness"[edit]

  • "Take a look at this, Pauline. My plan for the most perfect Donkey Kong trap I've ever devised. All I need is a duck, a hunting dog, a bucket of water, a squirrel cage, ten feet of rope...and I'll have that big gorilla right where...belong?"
  • "Well, what do you think?"
  • "And so do these banana peels! Aha, it's Donkey Kong!"
  • "I'm gonna cake that walking fur coat back down here!"
  • "Right. Don't let anything happen to...Donkey Kong? Yeeesh!"
  • "Haha, missed me! Close, but no banana!"
  • "Alright, Donkey Kong! Drop those barrels and come out with your ha—paws up!"
  • "Ready to give up, huh?"
  • "I wish I was as good catching apes as I am catching fish! Throw me a line, Pauline!"
  • "Maybe I 'oughta take early retirement..."
  • "For some of us I think it's already too late."
  • "Alright, Donkey Kong! We know you're around here somewhere!"
  • "Go on a hunch, I think we'd better duck in here!"
  • "He's got Pauline! Look out above it, guy, 'cause here comes Mario!"
  • "Uh, you wouldn't. (*Donkey Kong throws down a pillar*) Yeah, you would!"
  • "You can roll out the barrel, banana breath, but you can't roll out Mario!"
  • "Hang on, Pauline! I'm coming to save you!"
  • "What happened to my ladder?"
  • "I'm coming to save you, Pauline!"
  • "Hmmm, if I was an 8-foot ape on the loose with a beautiful girl and a stolen emerald, where would I go?"
  • "He already has, Pauline!"
  • "I knew I would find you here, Donkey Kong! And this time, I'm ready for you with my trap!"
  • "But we don't want the emerald-nappers; we want him! (*points to Donkey Kong, only to notice that he escaped*) Hey, what happened to Donkey Kong?"

"Gorilla Gangster"[edit]

  • "We got you now, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Back in a minute, Pauline!"
  • "That won't stop me, Donkey Kong! (*awning falls on him*) This, however, could be a problem!"
  • "Don't worry, Pauline. We'll stumble onto his trail again. (*slips on some banana peels*) What did I tell you?"
  • "Right, Pauline!"
  • "That silly disguise didn't fool me for a second!"
  • "Okay, you're gonna come along nicely, or do I have to use force?"
  • "I hope it's not too late to get a refund on this fake."
  • "I'll catch you this time, banana breath!"
  • "Now I've got you over a battle, Donkey Kong!"
  • "A cleverly advanced battle with a hop, a skip, and a pump! (*hits barrel, only for pickle juice to spill out of it, sliding him back down to the first floor*) Next time I'll jump instead of pump."
  • "Uh-oh, they're getting away! (*sees a potted palm tree*) Huh! Why walk when you can fly? (*flaps his arms*) I'm coming to save you, Pauline!"
  • "This is the last time that ape is going to escape! Take this, Donkey Kong! (*wraps a fire hose around Donkey Kong, only to be encased in himself*) You can say that again!"
  • "I hope you're satisfied! Look at all the trouble you got Pauline into! (*Donkey Kong cries*) Alright, alright, cut it out! I know you didn't mean to do it, but we have to follow them before anything happens to her!"
  • "I can take care of that, with my special double-twist rope trick!"
  • "No problem! I have the perfect plan! If Donkey Kong can get them off the jet. Of course it was supposed to be for Donkey Kong, but..."
  • "Cappy Airlines welcomes you! We fly you anywhere! No questions asked!"
  • "Now...(*laughs*)...for a little wind!"
  • "Even though you boys are all packed, it looks as if your flight has been cancelled!"
  • "Now there's just one thing left to do!"

"Banana Bikers"[edit]

  • "Voilà! Pauline, I created the two things that fugitive furball can't resist: bananas, and you! Any second, he'll come down the road in that direction, and trip my palm tree trap."
  • "Well, at least the trap worked."
  • "I guess it's up to us to save him."
  • "Don't worry, I've got something I've been saving for a moment like this. (*takes a roll of paper out of his van*) Time for my glue paper trap!"
  • "Now, all you gotta do, is call him out, and he's ours!"
  • "Hey, that's not part of the plan! (*gets wrapped up by his glue paper*) Oh, no! Yeech! Neither is this!"
  • "I refuse to let a little bit stop me!"
  • "I'm warning you, Donkey Kong! You've got five seconds to come out! 5...4...3...2...1...Time's up!"
  • "There must be an easier way to make a living!"
  • "He's gotta be here somewhere!"
  • "Huh, so there he is! This 'oughta confuse him! (*tips over a row of mannequins that look like Pauline*)
  • "Hey, you bumblin' baboon! You just tossed Pauline right into the arms of those bad guy bikers!"
  • "We'll never catch them now!"
  • "I think Donkey Kong's going to need some help. I'll take this shortcut, set a trap there for those juvenile delinquents."
  • "Here. I'd hate to waste a good Donkey Kong trap, but under the circumstances...oh, I'd better hurry!"
  • "And now there's just one more loose end to tie up!"
  • "He escaped again! How did that big ape learn to be so sneaky?"

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"[edit]

  • "Come back here, you goofy gorilla!"
  • "There he is, Pauline, monkeying around as usual! Come on, now's our chance!"
  • "And now for the old Mario surprise attack!"
  • "Little ape?"
  • "Or us!"
  • "Simple. In an emergency, call the fire department. (*Mario and Pauline enter a fire truck*) There's no way he can escape me now!"
  • "There's more than one way to bag that goofy buffoon!"
  • "I'm coming to get you, you dopey ape!"
  • "(*laughs*) Give up! You're down to your last gumball, barrel-brain!"
  • "Okay, this is it!"
  • "There's Pauline, in that glass, but I don't see those bad guys. We need a way to rescue her, a clever surprise attack! Maybe what we need is a...(*Donkey Kong grabs him*)...a plane! My idea exactly! Now to rescue Pauline!"
  • "Okay, Donkey Kong! I got 'em zeroed-in!"
  • "Nice going! That should tie them up for a while!"
  • "That's easy for you to say!"
  • "Not exactly my style..."
  • "They got little Donkey Kong!"
  • "Where are those crooked toymakers?"
  • "I gotta admit, Donkey Kong, that's pretty clever."
  • "And here's a free ride back to the circus!"
  • "That sneaky ape did it again!"

"Movie Mania"[edit]

  • "Give it up, Donkey Kong! I'm used to your tricks!"
  • "Uh, sorry to...drop in like this!"
  • "Never mind, Pauline! I'll get us inside!"
  • "Donkey Kong...in a movie?"
  • "What else? I found Donkey Kong...and you'll never guess who's starring in Flint Westwood's next film!"
  • "Don't worry, Pauline! I'll get close enough to hypnotize him, then he'll follow me anywhere! It's foolproof!"
  • "You are getting sleepy, sleepy!"
  • "No, no, no, it's not me. It just looks like me. What I mean is...you're getting tired, tired!"
  • "Maybe, but it looks like a short career! Donkey Kong, look out!"
  • "Now how am I going to capture that silly hollowhead ape way up there?"
  • "Uh-oh, the mast is gonna fall!"
  • "Me? That ape would never listen to me!"
  • "Whoa! Donkey Kong, come down! I'm not going to...caaapture yoooooou!"
  • "No question! The safest place is in this barrel!"
  • "Catching gorillas is not my idea of fun!"
  • "You heard the lady...it's time to go back to the big top!"
  • "I'm wise to your little game, big guy!"
  • "Heads up, Pauline!"
  • "Yeah, and his next stop is the circus!"

"Gorilla My Dreams"[edit]

  • "I can last just as long as you, you big hunk of fuzz!"
  • "Well, we'll just do some sneaking of our own!"
  • "And I think we just found our first cluuuuuuuue!"
  • "Yeah? Well I'm gonna catch myself a big ape! (*takes a floaty tube with a head resembling Pauline from a boy*) I'll bring it right back!"
  • "He thinks he's gonna rescue Pauline, but I'm gonna rescue him instead!"
  • "(*nervously laughs*) Is this seat taken?"
  • "This is my cleverest plan ever! That ape won't know what hit him!"
  • "Bye binding you, fuzzy-wuzzy!"
  • "(*laughs*) I did it! I did it! I finally caught him!"
  • "This is my greatest hour, Pauline! I captured Donkey Kong!"
  • "(*cries*) It's not fair!"
  • "Okay, you hairy Boy Scout! You did your good deed and now you're mine!"
  • "I caught you fair and square, now give up!"
  • "That's easier said than done when you're dealing with...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)"

"Little Orphan Apey"[edit]

  • "Donkey Kong must be around here somewhere..."
  • "I'll get him this time, Pauline!"
  • "I know he's here someplace...probably right under our very noses!"

"Circus Daze"[edit]

  • "Oh, I'm gonna catch that watermelon-munching gorilla!"
  • "Alright, you overstuffed ball of fuzz! Give up!"
  • "That Todd is dangerous! We've got to save him!"
  • "This is our chance to get him back!"
  • "What is the trouble with the patient?"
  • "Better test his reflexes!"
  • "Hmmm, this is serious! Better lie down!"
  • "Okay, take a deep breath!"
  • "(*smacks his lips*) It's a big case of capulosis apeitosis! We have to operate!"
  • "Sure, and now to take him to the hospital."
  • "(*stutters*) Take two bananas and call me in the morning!"
  • "(*laughs*) He's falling for it!"
  • "There's no way out, Donkey Kong! It's me, Mario, your friend! Remember?"
  • "(*groans*) Soon they forget!"
  • "I learned a few tricks in the circus too!"
  • "You can help me rescue Pauline for starters!"
  • "Hey, musclehead!"
  • "(*laughs*) What a team!"
  • "Looks like we're all gonna have to do a Triple Trapeze Flip!"
  • "And now for your encore!"
  • "Now it's time to bring the curtain down on that flyin' furball!"

"The Great Ape Escape"[edit]

  • "Don't worry, Pauline! This time he won't get far!"
  • "I'm tired of playing second-to-none to that sneaky gorilla! Fire when ready!"
  • "A sleeping gas! (*laughs*) Pleasant dreams, furball!"
  • "Furball will never spot me! (*laughs*) Until it's too late!"
  • "Hey! That ape's on the prison football team! They pass, and then one, and then go over the prison wall!"
  • "Don't worry, Pauline! I know how to tackle that ape!"
  • "That goony gorilla's gonna eat his way up this ladder, right into my net!"
  • "Trapped you this time! What'cha gotta say about that?"
  • "Help me down, Pauline! I gotta cook up an idea to catch that silly gorilla!"
  • "...and then he comes through those doors and into this kettle! Voilà! The bâche tout, and a Mario!"
  • "There he is now! Ready?"
  • "Ahaha! You must try this baked ham! And, ze egg foo young! Chickpea rye meringue! Neapol!"
  • "Oh, tummy tummy, let me help you to your seat! Right 'dis way, sir!"
  • "Well, for once and for all, that's iiitttttttttt!"
  • "You want that food? You've got it!"
  • "I can catch anything you can serve, turkey!"
  • "Don't worry, Pauline! I'm gonna throw the furball for a loss this time!"
  • "Outside, clipping, illegal use of the punt!"
  • "I'm not gonna ever rob the bank!"
  • "Don't worry! I'll save him!"
  • "Two down and a gorilla to go!"
  • "Looks like that furball outscored us again!"

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"[edit]

  • "Hey, melonhead! Come on down from there!"
  • "There he goes in that...limousine?"
  • "Look, Pauline!"
  • "The circus!"
  • "No sweat! I got disguises for all occasions!"
  • "ACME Laundry Service. Uh, you've got anything for us?"
  • "Oh, yes you do! One ape fur coat in the bag!"
  • "Come on, furball! Don't get stubborn on me!"
  • "You bet! When fuzzface gets ready to putt, I'll net him!"
  • "If the gorilla won't come to the net, the net will come to the gorilla!"
  • "I'm stuck...in a cement trap!"
  • "I don't see 'em!"
  • "I hear something!"
  • "This time you're going back to the circus!"
  • "I don't think that's a problem!"
  • "(*sobs*) That sneaky ape did it again!"

"Get Along, Little Apey"[edit]

  • "Neither can furface! I'll catch him if it's the last thing I do!"
  • "Come on! We still have an ape to catch!"
  • "Gotcha this time!"
  • "(*with Donkey Kong*) Truce?"
  • "She's right! All we gotta do is figure out how to make the money!"
  • "'Greenhorn, Texas. Rodeo...(*with Pauline*)...Cash Prizes!'"
  • "...and win cash prizes...and we'll help him!"
  • "Truce?"
  • "Uh, pardner here wants to register for the rodeo!"
  • "I guess we took care of them, didn't we?"
  • "Plenty of time before the rodeo starts; let's relax in there, big buddy!"
  • "Hey! I was gonna ask her to dance!"
  • "You let them get Pauline!"
  • "Give me that now, you! 'If you want to see your cowgirl again you'll withdraw from the rodeo!' We got to rescue Pauline and win that rodeo!"
  • "I'll bet Pauline's in that loft!"
  • "It's good to be on the right side of the barrel for worse!"
  • "I gotta hand it to you, furball, you did good! Here's your share!"
  • "I guess this sorta means the truce is over!"
  • "Hey, no fair! You didn't give me a chance!"
  • "Yowtch! Darn that gorilla! Yowtch!"

"El Donkey Kong"[edit]

  • "Don't worry, Pauline! He won't get away this time!"
  • "Give up, bananabrain! You can't hide from me!"
  • "I'll grab that sneaky furball while he isn't lookin'!"
  • "This'll work better than my special net!"
  • "Stop it, you numbskull!"
  • "Put me down!"
  • "You're going back to the circus, you overgrown banana peeler!"
  • "Okay, but only until the contest is over!"
  • "That's some machine he's got!"
  • "I think we lost them!"
  • "I've got an idea!"
  • "Uh-oh, it's Cabeza and his muscle man!"
  • "Wait a minute! I've got an idea!"
  • "It was working!"
  • "I've almost got it, Pauline!"
  • "He needs us? Cabeza put us in a real jam!"
  • "Don't look now, Pauline, but that mechanical bull is after us!"
  • "And now he's mine!"
  • "This time nothin' should stop me!"

"New Wave Ape"[edit]

  • "Come back here, you lump of fur!"
  • "I'm coming, Pauline! He got away again!"
  • "Yeah! That creep hypnotized him!"
  • "We got a super extra giant-sized banana pizza with two kinds of cheese here!"
  • "Uh, well the pizza's so big you gotta help me get it out of the truck!"
  • "It's in here!"
  • "Hold on, I've got something else for you! A little extra pizza dough! Gotcha, furball!"
  • "Boy, I've really got him this...whoahoahoahoahime!"
  • "With these disguises, we can get close to furball, re-hypnotize him..."
  • "You will obey...my every command!"
  • "Return Slam's instruments! Return Slam's instruments!"
  • "You'll get yours, you crook!"
  • "I'll get her!"
  • "You didn't win anything, furball!"
  • "He's done it again, Pauline!"

"Greenhouse Gorilla"[edit]

  • "Don't worry, Pauline! We'll catch him!"
  • "Did he look like this?"
  • "I've got it! You help us find Donkey Kong, and we'll help you find Herman!"
  • "Come on, Stanley! We're gonna get your plant and our ape!"
  • "Sure, sure! My vacuum trap is foolproof!"
  • "Don't worry! My vacuum trap is completely harmless!"
  • "What did I tell you! See, Stanley, Herman is perfectly fine!"
  • "Now into the van, and we're home free!"
  • "What? After 'em!"
  • "Quick, into the van! We can't lose them now!"
  • "We'll get that knucklehead this time!"
  • "Oh, no, I can't see!"
  • "Roll up your windows!"
  • "Then that's where our next big job is!"
  • "Right! I'll distract that creep long enough for Pauline to tell furface what's going on!"
  • "Uh, excuse me, sir! These are for you! And these! And these! And these!"
  • "Thanks to you we have Donkey Kong!"
  • "Aww, come back here, you overgrown puffball!"

"Hairy Parent"[edit]

  • "Oh yes we will! Watch a master at work!"
  • "Voilà! It's an elephant! That beanbrain buffoon will never recognize us!"
  • "Hey, leave me alone!"
  • "What do you think you're doin'! I'm no elephant, see? Now split!"
  • "I said split, not sit!”
  • "Oh, no he's not!"
  • "Don't worry; this'll stop him!"
  • "Now I really have him up a tree!"
  • "Aww, nuts!"
  • "That furball is gonna eat his way to Curtis, Africa!"
  • "Nap, schnap! I'll lasso him before he gets away!"
  • "Your ape? This ape is my ape!"
  • "He's not your ape, and you let him get away!"
  • "May the best man win!"
  • "Don't worry, Pauline! My net trap never fails!"
  • "What's goin' on here?"
  • "Hey, you can't dig that here!"
  • "Why should I?"
  • "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm puttin' feathers in mine!"
  • "I'm gonna catch him in my trap!"
  • "Gotcha! I won! Yahoohoohoo!"
  • "Who is Momma?"
  • "Who's Sonny?"
  • "But I just caught him!"
  • "Oh, alright!"
  • "Put me down, you hairy antelope!"
  • "Well, we just can't go bargin' in there; we need a plan! Let me think!"
  • "This is never gonna work!"
  • "Now, where did I put my saw?"
  • "I'm not Poppa, you foolish fur-faced female! I'm Mario!"
  • "Hold on just a second here! You can't sell me! I'm not a gorilla! See? (*attempts to pull the head of his gorilla disguise off, but to no avail*) It's...stuck!"
  • "Silly! That's not funny, Donkey Kong!"
  • "He won't trap any animals for a while!"
  • "Yeah, but not as sweet as catching that furball! Oh, no!"

Maxwell[edit]

  • "Is it ready yet, Boris?"
  • "Yes, making them the most incredible dolls in the world: living dolls! Now, all we need is our first victim!"
  • "He's real, alright, and he's about to become...very, very small! (*laughs*)"
  • "Fire the shrinking ray!"
  • "Excellent! We'll get three for the price of one!"
  • "There's that little ape, in the train! (*picks up the toy train*) Got him!"
  • "Boris, don't let him get away!"
  • "We've got him cornered!"
  • "Check every toy! He's on this shelf somewhere! (*walks over to a dollhouse*) Huh, maybe he's in here!"
  • "Ugh, we'll never catch him this way! Let's track him with the guard dog!"
  • "Come on! We'll get him this time!"
  • "Don't worry, they'll come back to the toy store to find her, and when they do, we'll be ready! (*laughs*)"
  • "We'll grab them, when they try to rescue the girl!"
  • "They're after the shrinking machine!"
  • "Finally, my furry friend, you're mine!"

Mickey[edit]

  • "Heh! And we'll take that!"
  • "Oh, yeah! Who's gonna stop me!"
  • "Whoever it is, he sure is strong!"
  • "Look, Stretch! An old lady on a bike!"
  • "Say, granny! You got the time?"
  • "Here he comes! Get ready to spring!"
  • "Uh, I think you'd better rescue your pal!"
  • "Heheh, yeah! Nothing can stop us now!"

Miss Persimmon O'Hara[edit]

  • "Why, hello, Captain! I'm Miss O'Hara, but do call me Persimmon! I do so love seeing fair gentlemen!"
  • "Oh, I lost my glasses, but I know my hero anywhere!"
  • "You handsome hunk of man! You're my dream come true! You can have my millions...anything you want!"
  • "Bananas? Why, I own the biggest banana plantation in the world!"
  • "Here you go, Donkey Wonkey!"
  • "Don't think they'll ever mind, honey, somebody else can help her!"
  • "Oh no, you don't! You can't take my man! The money! The bananas!"
  • "We are gettin' married, just as soon as I get you a tuxedo for the wedding!"
  • "Oh, Darling! You saved me again!"
  • "Come on, sugar plum! The Captain is waiting to marry us!"
  • "I'm finally gettin' married! I can't believe it!"
  • "You're gonna be sorry, sorry, sorry when my folk catches you!"
  • "Why, Captain! I didn't know you cared!"

Momma[edit]

  • "Momma miss him!"
  • "Poppa! You came back!"

Mother[edit]

  • "A gorilla! Help!"

Mr. Anderson[edit]

  • "Well, when you're Santa's helper, you got to have a little help of your own! (*laughs*) So I have a toy-making machine!"
  • "I'll demonstrate! Name a toy!"
  • "Now let's have a little look at your bike!"
  • "My machine! Without it, Santa won't have enough toys for the kids!"
  • "Always has in the past!"
  • "Midnight! Right on schedule!"

Mr. Bancroft[edit]

  • "Ladies and gentlemen! It's time to read the will! 'I, Colonel Hubert Jefferson, do bequeath my mansion to my lovin' great-granddaughter, Lucy Belle Jefferson.'"
  • "But there is one condition! Your great-grandfather wanted to make sure no imposter inherited his mansion...and so he left this puzzle!"
  • "Now only the real Lucy Belle can solve it...and you have to complete it by midnight!"
  • "There she is! Let's get her!"
  • "No, but you have!"
  • "And now to care of Lucy Belle...for good!"
  • "Only three more minutes to midnight! You'll never finish it now!"
  • "Yeah! There's no way she can finish the puzzle without this!"

Mr. Barkley[edit]

  • "And all these trees around us...are long-needled pines."
  • "Well, Nature Scouts, there's squirrels and raccoons...and then there's the coyote! You never know when one of those critters might drop in for a handout!"
  • "What do you want with me?"
  • "Alright. It's because Twin Falls River changed its course while you were in prison. Your cave is hidden behind this waterfall."
  • "The waterfall you're looking for is not far from here."
  • "Come on, Scouts! Follow me!"
  • "Give up! We've got you outnumbered!"
  • "Well, thanks to you boys, there'll be no more crooks to interfere with our nature hike!"

Mr. X[edit]

  • "Gotta scare him off! He'll be around here somewhere!"
  • "And that's his metal-eating plant...that's going to make me a fortune...and this is how I'm going to get him!"
  • "Come, Herman! I'm going to take you away from all this!"
  • "Oh! You heavy!"
  • "Hey! Uh, eh, Herman seems to like you! (*stutters*)"
  • "(*laughs*) So, why don't you come along with us? You can take care of Herman, and I'll take care of you!"
  • "Oh, no! It's that evil gardener! He wants to hurt his poor, innocent plants!"
  • "(*laughs*) He's going to feed Herman every vault in town! That way, I get the loot, and Donkey Kong gets the blame!"
  • "Now to put that plant to use!"
  • "Guess hey, Donkey Kong! It's almost Herman's lunchtime!"
  • "Pick out anything you want...on me!"
  • "Hey, you shouldn't spoil your appetite...on all that junk food! Come and get something nice to eat!"
  • "Must be his lunch break! Help yourself to an appetizer, Herman!"
  • "(*laughs*) You go ahead! I'll pay for all this!"
  • "(*laughs*) That 'ought to cover it!"
  • "This our getsaway!"
  • "(*laughs*) Good going, Donkey Kong! Let's go!"
  • "I have a surprise for you!"
  • "We're going to a fancy party...and there'll be lots of goodies for Herman!"
  • "Okay, I'll look around, and meet you back here!"
  • "What's going on heeeeeeere?"
  • "Herman gettin' hungry, Donkey Kong! You want to find some metal like, uh, the delicious safe 'ought to savor him!"
  • "It's all yours, Herman!"
  • "Ahh, the biggest haul yet!"
  • "Get me out of here!"

Mrs. Johnson[edit]

  • "Now you take good care of my little Patty, boys!"
  • "See you at six!"
  • "Oh, there you are, Patty!"
  • "What an imagination you have, Patty!"
  • "Thanks, boys, here's your money!"

Mugsy[edit]

  • "Yeah, heheh! We got a suitcase full of cash, and they got a suitcase full of dirty socks!"
  • "Right, but first I gotta get somebody to impersonate me at the speakeasy club tonight, so when the Hooligan brothers come after me, they'll get the wrong guy!"
  • "That's the dumb ape who's gonna take my place!"
  • "Say, friend, how'd you like to have all the bananas you could eat?"
  • "Fine. Then all you have to do...is dress up like me!"
  • "Not now! Tonight!"
  • "Right this way, pal. Your limo is waiting."
  • "Have fun at the club, pal! (*slams the limousine door*) And remember, you’re me for tonight!"
  • "Let's get this thing in the air, Darklings!"
  • "Hey, get off of this plane!"
  • "Come on! We don't have any other choice!"
  • "What's going on?"
  • "Get us out of here!"

Museum guards[edit]

  • "It's a giant ape, and he's stealing the emerald!"
  • "Somebody get that girl out of the way!"
  • "He's got the emerald!"
  • "Looks like you caught yourselves the real emerald-nappers!"

Nature Scouts[edit]

Brown-haired boy[edit]

  • "Look out, Mr. Barkley! A bear!"

Blonde girl[edit]

  • "And he's taken the road to the old ranger's cabin!"

Brunette girl[edit]

  • "Tell us about the animals!"
  • "Mr. Barkley is inside!"
  • "Yeah! Then he went to jail for usin' his bear to rob a bank!"
  • "Oh, no! The water's rising too fast!"
  • "What about the leak, Junior?"

Redheaded boy[edit]

  • "Wow, you know everything about the Rocky Mountains, Mr. Barkley!"
  • "It's a coyote!"
  • "I know that guy! He used to be in the circus with a trained grizzly!"
  • "Hey, look! Old zebrapants is back!"
  • "You're all washed up now, Mr. Bad Guy!"

Panther and the Thunderbolts[edit]

Blond-haired member[edit]

  • "Yeah, welcome to the band!"

Pai[edit]

  • "Hey, uh, Mr. Tweed!"
  • "Like, uh, we need another drummer to play at the contest tonight! Six had too many chili dogs, you know!"
  • "Huh, wow, man! Huh, you're an ape! Far out!"
  • "Looks like we've got ourselves one far out brother!"
  • "I get ya! A sort of new wave ape! We'll go to the Cutting Edge Salon!"
  • "That's it, man! It looks totally rad!"
  • "Yeah, really! Let's get back to the motel to practice!"
  • "Hey, drummer boy! Come on! It's showtime!"
  • "Get your elbow outta my ear!"
  • "Like, come on, apey! We gotta get set up!"
  • "Huh, like, what's going down here?"
  • "Like, I get your drift! He cheated so we could win, and so he could keep all the dough!"
  • "We're gonna win, but we'll do it without cheating! You are fired!"

Patty Johnson[edit]

  • "Let's go! We've got games to play and rides to ride!"
  • "Oh, neat! Look at all the prizes!"
  • "Come on, Bones! You can do it!"
  • "Well, I just want that big teddy bear!"
  • "Let's buy us some ice cream!"
  • "Junior! Bones! Those mean men took my teddy bear!"
  • "Wow! You got my teddy bear back!"
  • "Let go, you bullies! Help!"
  • "Wow! You hit the bullseye and dunked those creeps!"
  • "Wow! It's beautiful!"
  • "Mommy, we had such a good time! I won a teddy bear...and these bad guys stole it...and it was full of money...and then they grabbed me...and locked me up...and..."
  • "And I want them to bring me back tomorrow...'cause I didn’t get to ride on Humongous!"

Pauline[edit]

"Mississippi Madness"[edit]

  • "We're bound to pick up Donkey Kong's trail on the other side of this river, Mario."
  • "Hmmm, I think that deckhand looks very familiar."
  • "Be careful, Mario. Don't let anything happen to Donkey Kong!"
  • "Here you go, Mario!"
  • "Mario, are you alright?"
  • "Come on, we've got to find Donkey Kong before it's too late!"
  • "We got to find him, Mario. If Donkey Kong falls into the hands of an unscrupulous person, oh, there's no telling what will happen!"
  • "Donkey Kong, shame on you!"
  • "You just put that emerald right back where you found it!"
  • "Donkey Kong, now behave yourself!"
  • "Donkey Kong, whatever happened to our trainer-animal relationship?"
  • "I don't know what you've got in mind, but whatever it is, forget it! I mean it, Donkey Kong!"
  • "You know you can't hide us in this swamp forever, Donkey Kong."
  • "No, I think we should go somewhere warm and dry, like maybe back in the circus?"
  • "Besides, you know Mario is going to find you."
  • "You expect me to take a duck's word for that?"
  • "Glad to be of help..."
  • "He was here a minute ago."

"Gorilla Gangster"[edit]

  • "Sometimes, I think we're just never going to get Donkey Kong back to the circus!"
  • "Come on, let's see where it leads!"
  • "Mario, there he is!"
  • "Not him, Mario. (*points to the actual Donkey Kong*) Him!"
  • "Be a good boy, Donkey Kong! Come back to the circus with us!"
  • "Does this mean you're finally giving up? (*Donkey Kong recites his name while holding a barrel above him*) I'll take that as a no."
  • "Don't do anything we'll both regret, Donkey Kong."
  • "Mario, you almost hit Donkey Kong!"
  • "I take it that's not how it's supposed to work."
  • "No, no, let go of me!"
  • "Let me go, you bullyson!"
  • "We got to stop them from getting away! They're crooks!"
  • "This way, please!"
  • "But you're still going on a trip...to jail!"

"Banana Bikers"[edit]

  • "Mario, your latest Donkey Kong trap is a real work of art!"
  • "It's a great plan, Mario, except for one thing: Donkey Kong's coming from the other direction!"
  • "Donkey Kong, in a motorcycle gang? Oh, he could get in real trouble!"
  • "Mario, if we don't capture Donkey Kong fast, he'll turn Pleasant Bluff into a ghost town!"
  • "Alright, Mario. Oh, Donkey Kong, It's me, Pauline!"
  • "Oh, Donkey Kong, now put me down!"
  • "Whatever you're thinking, Donkey Kong, stop it this minute!"
  • "Donkey Kong, shame on you!"
  • "I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong puts all of you in jail!"
  • "Thank you for saving me from that big ape!"
  • "Well, that takes care of those bikers!"
  • "I trained him that way."

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"[edit]

  • "Mario, Donkey Kong's no bigger than a mouse! Let's do something before something terrible happens to him!"
  • "They're going to sic their guard dog on poor defenseless Donkey Kong! What do we do?"
  • "Mario, come on! Donkey Kong is headed into the city!"
  • "Mario, hurry! He's headed into that coffee shop!"
  • "There he is, Mario!"
  • "Mario! Donkey Kong! (*sighs*) I've got a bad feeling something awful's about to happen!"
  • "Good going, guys! My heroic Donkey Kong!"
  • "It's the shrinking machine! Put me down over there!"
  • "Hold them off while figure out how to work this thing!"
  • "Mario, I figured out how to reverse this ray!"
  • "This will even up the odds!"
  • "Donkey Kong, we've been looking all over for you!"
  • "I'm so proud of you! Here's a little reward."
  • "What did you expect? He's...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)"

"Movie Mania"[edit]

  • "Uh-uh, don't even think of it, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Some free tickets to the circus. Here, take your friend!"
  • "Come on Mario! Donkey Kong's getting away!"
  • "Look! He jumped into Global Studios!"
  • "But we need..."
  • "We'd better dig fast! Who knows what will happen to Donkey Kong in a movie studio?"
  • "Mario, what happened?"
  • "We've got to catch him now! If Donkey Kong becomes a star, oh, we'll never get him back to the circus!"
  • "But is it gorilla-proof?"
  • "Where did you learn your table manners, Donkey Kong?"
  • "I always knew Donkey Kong had a knack for show business!"
  • "I don't know who or what that mass thing is, or what he's up to; I do know we've got to rescue Donkey Kong before it can harm him!"
  • "There's no time for capturing, Mario! That Phantom's chopping down the mast! You stop that this minute!"
  • "That won't last long, Mario! You've got to climb up and coax him down!"
  • "Sure he would, Mario! All you've got to say is: 'Donkey Kong, come down! I'm not going to capture you; I'm only trying to protect you."
  • "Donkey Kong, oh, I'm glad you're safe!"
  • "(*giggles*) I know you like me, Donkey Kong, but, but you've got to rescue Mario!"
  • "Save me, Donkey Kong!"
  • "Donkey Kong, look out for the gangplank!"
  • "You wouldn't dare!"
  • "Give up! Donkey Kong's too clever for you!"
  • "Oh no! Donkey Kong, watch out!"
  • "That's my ape!"
  • "Well done, Donkey Kong! Now, if you'll just fly us back to the circus!"
  • "You did it! We got Donkey Kong at last!"
  • "He always didn't have a flair for the dramatics!"

"Gorilla My Dreams"[edit]

  • "Donkey Kong, wait! (*pants*) Don't you ever get tired of being chased?"
  • "Donkey Kong's sneaking aboard that ocean liner, Mario!"
  • "He's on this ship somewhere, Mario!"
  • "This is no time for a dip, Mario! Look! That Donkey Kong's caught himself a girlfriend!"
  • "Help! Help! I can't swim!"
  • "Donkey Kong, you stop that this instant!"
  • "Okay, Donkey Kong, it's time to come back to the circus!"
  • "Come on, Mario! We've got a wedding to stop!"
  • "Mario, you've got to let him go. Those crooks grabbed Persimmon! Donkey Kong's the only one who can save her!"
  • "There he goes!"
  • "Look at it this way, Mario; you caught him once. You can catch him again!"

"Circus Daze"[edit]

  • "There he is, Mario!"
  • "Oh, no! It's that rotten circus owner Barney Todd! (*gasps*) Oh, I'd better warn Mario!"
  • "Barney Todd captured Donkey Kong!"
  • "Mario, our ape is in terrible danger! Not even Donkey Kong can perform the Triple Trapeze Flip!"
  • "You tell him, Donkey Kong!"
  • "I don't let anyone train Donkey Kong, but me!"
  • "I think we need a second opinion, doctor!"
  • "Mario, you missed!"
  • "Good going, Mario!"
  • "So much for that rescue attempt!"
  • "No, Donkey Kong! It's too dangerous!"
  • "Now we need some teamwork to rescue Donkey Kong!"
  • "Come on down, Donkey Kong! You don't have to do the Triple Trapeze Flip."
  • "Donkey Kong, the lions are loose!"
  • "You saved the day, Donkey Kong!"
  • "That's the last circus act he'll ever perform!"
  • "Performed by the one, and only...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)"

"The Great Ape Escape"[edit]

  • "Hurry, Mario! He's getting away!"
  • "Are you sure you want to go through with this, Mario?"
  • "Wake up, Mario!"
  • "Donkey Kong jumped over that prison wall! Oh, I just hope Mario dreams up a way to get Donkey Kong back!"
  • "I think you've got your head in the clouds, Mario!"
  • "Over the wall? That's not a football play; that’s a prison break! Oh, and my Donkey Kong's part of it!"
  • "I keep telling him not to talk with his mouth full!"
  • "(*partially spoken in Mario’s voice due to an animation error*) Oh, and the chicken cajun chow! The parmesano special! Broccoli! Roasted fish stick!"
  • "I'd hate to interrupt the chef at work, but we have a football game to stop!"
  • "I don't know about this, Mario."
  • "Mario needs help! (*Pauline drops her pom-poms made of bananas on the field, only for Mario to slip on them*) Now Mario really needs help!"
  • "Donkey Kong's out of prison, but not out of trouble!"
  • "He's up there, Mario! (*gasps*) Oh, he could get hurt!"
  • "Donkey Kong, these guys are crooks! That was a prison, not a health club!"
  • "Way to go, Donkey Kong!"
  • "There goes Donkey Kong!"

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"[edit]

  • "Mario, come back! Donkey Kong's getting away!"
  • "(*sighs*) What's he getting us into now?"
  • "It's the same limousine Donkey Kong rode in!"
  • "Excuse me, have you seen a big, loveable ape?"
  • "Donkey Kong wouldn't hurt a fly!"
  • "We can get in through this ventilator shaft!"
  • "We've got to warn Donkey Kong and his little friend!"
  • "Are you sure this will work, Mario?"
  • "I'll bet those thieves planned this!"
  • "Donkey Kong, no! It's a..."
  • "It's just Donkey Kong!"
  • "How do we tell Brian that his new friend has to leave?"
  • "What did you expect? He's...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)"

"Get Along, Little Apey"[edit]

  • "We can't go on much longer in this heat, Mario!"
  • "I think we're in trouble, Mario!"
  • "(*pants*) I have an idea. Why don't we call a truce?"
  • "If there was ever a time for a truce, this is it!"
  • "We need to make some money to fix the van! And Donkey Kong needs..."
  • "Donkey Kong could ride in the rodeo..."
  • "Wow, Donkey Kong! That's great!"
  • "Mario, look out!"
  • "Hey, guys! This'll help you stop those rodeo rogues!"
  • "One more to go, Mario!"
  • "That's you, Donkey Kong! Hurry!"
  • "Donkey Kong, look out!"
  • "Now you've got two more nasty critters to round up!"
  • "My hero! You sure taught them!"
  • "You did it! You won!"
  • "Well, Mario, the truce is definitely over!"

"El Donkey Kong"[edit]

  • "Hurry, Mario! We've got to catch Donkey Kong before he crosses the Mexican border!"
  • "He went that way, Mario! 'Don Diego's Hacienda'!"
  • "We can't let that happen!"
  • "You stay here. We'll go sign him up for the contest."
  • "Here it is, the bullring."
  • "Mario, look!"
  • "He's got a mechanical bull, Mario!"
  • "Let's get out of here!"
  • "No such luck!"
  • "How are we going to get past them to warn Donkey Kong?"
  • "There's Donkey Kong! Come on, Mario!"
  • "What are we gonna do?"
  • "We can dance our way over to Donkey Kong!"
  • "It's working, Mario!"
  • "Donkey Kong, they've got a mechanical bull!"
  • "We've got to get out of this bullpen! Donkey Kong needs us!"
  • "We got to warn Donkey Kong about that mechanical bull!"
  • "I hope we can get to Donkey Kong before Cabeza spots us!"
  • "Look out, Donkey Kong! It's a mechanical bull!"
  • "They're after us, Mario!"
  • "Face it Mario; he's a real crowdpleaser!"

"New Wave Ape"[edit]

  • "Hurry, Mario!"
  • "Donkey Kong, look out! I never taught you to cross a street like that!"
  • "Oh, they're beautiful!"
  • "He went that way! Aww, sweet ape!"
  • "Donkey Kong's in trouble!"
  • "Mario, we got to get to Donkey Kong before the concert! Slam needs their instruments back!"
  • "Come on, Mario! We got to unhypnotize Donkey Kong, and get him to return Slam's instruments!"
  • "...and get him to return Slam's instruments!"
  • "It's working, Mario!"
  • "What is the meaning of this?"
  • "Guess we took care of them! Quick, give Slam back their instruments so they can play!"
  • "Your manager is a crook! He hypnotized our ape into that other band's instruments!"
  • "Don't worry! Donkey Kong's brought Slam's instruments back!"
  • "He sure has!"

"Greenhouse Gorilla"[edit]

  • "He jumped inside the nursery!"
  • "Excuse me, but we're looking for..."
  • "An ape stole your plant?"
  • "Oh, no, Mario! We've got to do something!"
  • "Are you sure this will work, Mario?"
  • "There they are!"
  • "Uh-oh! Mario, your foolproof trap isn't Hermanproof!"
  • "Donkey Kong and Herman are getting away!"
  • "There they go, Mario!"
  • "Look out, Mario!"
  • "Look, Mario! 'Grand Ball at Hornby Manor'!"
  • "That must be where that crook is planning his next big job!"
  • "Trust us, Stanley! The plan will work!"
  • "Donkey Kong, what are you doing?"
  • "Donkey Kong, that guy's a crook! He's using you and Herman...to break into vaults and steal money!"
  • "Wait, Donkey Kong. We'll wait, and when he heads for the loot, we'll catch him red-handed!"
  • "Look again, Mario!"
  • "That's our Donkey Kong!"

"Hairy Parent"[edit]

  • "We'll never catch him in there, Mario!"
  • "He's getting away again!"
  • "Hurry up, Mario! I feel like I've rowed all the way to Africa!"
  • "Maybe we can catch him when he takes a nap!"
  • "(*sighs*) If you two don't stop arguing, he's going to escape!"
  • "Donkey Kong, come back here! Huh! He never listens to me!"
  • "My ape's gonna have a soft landing!"
  • "I think he's trying to tell us something!"
  • "Oh, no! Trapper Jack took Momma!"
  • "I don't know. Who is Momma?"
  • "'Dear Momma, It's real nicey. You come. Love, Sonny.' (*gasps*) She's Sonny's Momma!"
  • "I don't know, but we have to help Donkey Kong get her back! You have to let him go!"
  • "'Animal Auction Today.' We have to save Momma before they auction her off!"
  • "This time I think I'll do the thinking!"
  • "Now, you just have to sneak into the gorilla cage, and cut a hole in the floor!"
  • "Don't rub it in! Come on! We're gonna have to find them at the auction, but you can't go like that!"
  • "And I thought he was overpriced already! Quick, Donkey Kong, create a diversion!"
  • "Just act like yourself!"
  • "This 'oughta keep them busy!"
  • "Oops! Nice rhino! Good rhino! Bye, rhino! Donkey Kong!"
  • "We made it!"
  • "Aww, isn't that sweet, Mario?"
  • "Afraid so, Mario!"

Pet City owner[edit]

  • "Hmmm, let's see."

Prison guards[edit]

  • "Alright, you guys, what's going on here? Get back to work or there won't be any football game!"
  • "Dinner time! Everybody to the mess hall!"
  • "I ain't afraid of you, you big gorilla!"
  • "Prison break! Sound the alarm!"
  • "We know you convicts surrender! Come out with your hands up!"
  • "It's all over! We've got you surrounded!"

Producer[edit]

  • "Alright, Flint! A new ape!"

Race announcer[edit]

  • "Mexico City's international rollerskating race...is about to begin!"

Roller Stars[edit]

Anita[edit]

  • "Sí, especially with our new skates! Hurry, Nito!"
  • "That way we don't have to play in the street anymore!"
  • "I wonder why those creeps tried to steal our rollerskates?"

Nito[edit]

  • "I'm hurryin', Anita!"
  • "Can we have our new skates? We need 'em to win the big race!"
  • "Hey, those dudes stole our skates!"
  • "Wow, you can put on our new skates!"
  • "Yeah! It was enough so we could buy our new clubhouse!"

Short member[edit]

  • "And if we win the prize money, we can rent our own clubhouse!"

TJ[edit]

  • "We're gonna win that rollerskatin' championship in Mexico!"
  • "Wow, that was some skatin'!"
  • "Hurry up guys! The race starts soon!"
  • "Those dudes don't give up easy!"
  • "Well, there goes the race...and our new clubhouse!"
  • "Come on, let's show 'em!"
  • "Ride on, guys! We're gainin'!"
  • "It ain't gonna stop me!"
  • "Those turkeys took my pals!"
  • "Come on, Bones! We got some catchin' up to do!"
  • "Wonder which direction we're supposed to go."
  • "There they are!"
  • "I'm gonna catch 'em!"
  • "First place, here I come!"
  • "Thanks for giving us the reward money for capturing those crooks!"

Rosie[edit]

  • "Here comes Lucy Belle!"
  • "I'm Rosie...and this is Hugo the caretaker!"
  • "You did it!"

Santa Claus[edit]

  • "On, Donner! On, Blitzen!"
  • "On, Dasher! On, Prancer!"
  • "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Security guard[edit]

"Movie Mania"[edit]

  • "Not so fast there, buddy! No pass, no entrance!"

"A Christmas Story"[edit]

  • "I told you...no peddlers!"

Sheep Rustlers[edit]

Bowl[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) When he hears these here sheep, he'll run right into your trap, Jake!"
  • "We got the mangy mutt!"
  • "This place gives me the willies! Legend says the ghost of Sheriff Duelin and his deputy haunt this town!"
  • "W-w-w-w-wake up, Jake! The-th-there's ghosts in the saloon!"
  • "W-w-w-what was that?"
  • "S-say yes! Uh, s-s-say yes! Uh, s-s-s-s-say yes!"
  • "Uh, I'd better get back to guardin' the prisoners!"
  • "I told you the sheriff haunts this here town!"
  • "I-it's the ghost of Sheriff Duelin! G-g-gi-give him the keys, Slim!"
  • "H-he must be the deputy g-g-ghost!"

Jake[edit]

  • "Hey, Slim, hurry up!"
  • "This is the last time that no-count sheepdog's gonna get in my way! Start the tape, Bowl!"
  • "So dump him in the truck! We gotta get the sheep!"
  • "What was that?"
  • "Come on, let's head for the truck!"
  • "Hurry, Bowl, we gotta get to the hideout! He and his dog can help herd the sheep on the train!"
  • "I got your pardner, now toss me down the key or I'll drop him!"
  • "Throw 'em in the gaol, boys!"
  • "And hurry! We got a bundle of dough waitin' for us at the end of the tracks! (*laughs*)"
  • "Hahahaha! Nothing can stop us now!"
  • "Where'd those no-count varmints go?"

Slim[edit]

  • "Better pull over, Jake, so we can check it out."
  • "I don't see nothin' suspicious!"
  • "You ain't no sheep!"
  • "Oh, there ain't no ghosts and I'll prove it!"
  • "Eh, it's just an old player piana! Probably mice, not ghosts!"
  • "I'll order two round snake shakes!"
  • "Ooh, must be one of those...tropical delusions!"
  • "Horseradish! I don't believe in no ghosts unless I see 'em!"
  • "Get down here, you slippery bonecap!"

Sheriff[edit]

  • "Heh, maybe so, but the next time you set foot in Pleasant Bluff, I'm gonna lock y'all up and throw away the key!"
  • "I told you clowns the next time y'all set foot in my town, I...(*laughs nervously when seeing Donkey Kong*)...hello there! Uh, you must be a new m-member of the gang. Hey, put 'em down. (*Donkey bounces him up down when shaking his hand*) Hey, let go of me!"
  • "That...does it! Arrest that scoundrel!"
  • "Wildroot the rascals!"
  • "Hurry up! We got bikers to catch!"
  • "Tarnation! Now that's what I call fast catches!"

Slam member[edit]

  • "Like, man, we're really messed up without our instruments!"
  • "Far out! Our gear! Hey, let's go!"

Solmes[edit]

  • "We've arrived, Master Brian! Your father has learned that you may have any pet you wish!"
  • "Excellent, Kenworth, and with his parents away, and with young Brian enjoying his birthday, we should have no trouble stealing the mansion to us!"
  • "Isn't he rather large?"
  • "I'll keep him busy, while you get the jewels out of the safe!"
  • "I suggest you go clean yourself up, and go about your business!"
  • "Your father said to open that present first!"
  • "With that big gorilla in the way, we'll never get the jewels!"
  • "And good riddance, I say! One can't get decent help anymore!"
  • "If you expect to get your share of the jewels, you’d better get back in there and do your job!"
  • "Yes, and I know just the thing!"
  • "Now the sand trap...is a cement trap!"
  • "Quick! In here!"
  • "Not the latest style, but it 'ought to confuse them!"

Sonny[edit]

  • "You take letter to my Momma?"
  • "Take plane! Thanks!"

Stanley[edit]

  • "(*laughs*) Here you go, Herman!"
  • "I got you a special treat for lunch, Herman! (*laughs*) It's nuts and bolts! (*laughs*)"
  • "Oh, oh! Yikes! A bug! It's a bug!"
  • "Oh, I'll fix that sneaky fly!"
  • "My poor plant! A big ape's got him, no!"
  • "That's him! That's the thief!"
  • "Haha, you've got a deal!"
  • "They went that-a-way!"
  • "That's the truck now! I'd recognize it anywhere!"
  • "Ju-ju-just make sure you don't harm my Herman!"
  • "I'll take care of this!"
  • "Uh-oh, I'm running out of..."
  • "There they are, Mario!"
  • "(*gurgles*) We almost had them too!"
  • "Oh, a clue, isn't it?"
  • "'Staff Only.' I'm not so sure about this, guys!"
  • "(*laughs*) Herman, I've missed you!"
  • "Oh! A bug! I'll take care of it!"
  • "I've got my Herman back, thanks to you and Donkey!"

Stretch[edit]

  • "Stealin' this bike's gonna be a cinch, Mickey! Come on!"
  • "Come on! Let's scram!"
  • "Sounds like something hit the van!"
  • "That's what you think...banana breath!"
  • "Come on! I know where we can get a lot more bikes!"
  • "This'll be easy pickin'!"
  • "That ain't no old lady!"
  • "Now to load the bikes, and sell 'em in the next town!"
  • "How cute! Okay, Mickey! Let's give it to 'em!"
  • "Let's get outta here!"

Toy peddler[edit]

  • "Toys for sale!"
  • "If you're lookin' for those hobos, they went into that apartment!"

Trapper Jack[edit]

  • "What a beauty! I can sell him for a fortune! I'll lasso him before he gets away!"
  • "Let go, mustache fuzz! This is my ape!"
  • "Now look what you did! You let my ape get away!"
  • "Oh yeah? Well, we'll see who catches him first!"
  • "I was here first! Dig yours someplace else!"
  • "'Cause my trap's better than yours! I'm puttin' glue in mine!"
  • "No, I'm gonna catch him in my trap!"
  • "Wrong ape, but you'll have to do! I'm late for the auction!"
  • "Alright, you two! Looks like we're gonna have a two-for-one sale!"
  • "I've never run from a rhino yet, so now's the time!"
  • "You haven't beaten me yet, Mario! (*crocodile appears*) Now you have! (*screams*)"

Trixie[edit]

  • "Come on, Donkey Kong! Be a good boy!"
  • "I think he got conked by the trapeze, and now he's afraid of heights!"
  • "Don't worry, Mr. Todd! I'll take him to the circus vet!"
  • "Take it easy, big boy! He's really a good doctor!"
  • "He got conked on the head, doctor."
  • "What is it, doctor?"
  • "He wants to know if he can let his breath out now."
  • "Even if the doctor's given up, I haven't! I'll just coach you through the act!"
  • "That's it, big boy, that's it! You'll be doing the Triple Trapeze Flip in no time!"
  • "Donkey Kong, you can't stop rehearsing now!"
  • "Now what am I gonna do?"
  • "Now, Jumbo!"
  • "Looks like the last trick was on Mario!"

Trucknappers[edit]

CV[edit]

  • "Yeah, and we're gonna get it!"
  • "Good going, boys!"
  • "We'll see! Put him in with the other drivers!"
  • "Come on, boys! Time to plan our next heist! Horse, you stand guard!"
  • "You better have a good reason for snoopin’ around!"
  • "Fine...if you pass the test!"
  • "You gotta prove yourself by stealin' Turnpike Tex's truck!"
  • "Right now! You guys guard the drivers! We're goin' to the Tumbleweed Tavern!"
  • "All you gotta do...is steal his keys...and drive the rig back to our hideout!"
  • "Come on! Let's keep an eye on 'em!"
  • "Now...get that key!"
  • "Imposters! Get them!"
  • "Don't let them get away!"

Horse[edit]

  • "Hey, get that piece of tin outta the way!"
  • "Huh, what was that?"
  • "Dumb wildcats!"
  • "You're not a wildcat!"
  • "You ruined my best hat!"
  • "There's Tex's rig!"

Short member[edit]

  • "Hey, look at all that expensive stuff, CV. Must be worth a fortune!"
  • "And he's tougher than Texas tornado!"
  • "And we'll be watchin' to see that you do!"

Turnpike Tex[edit]

  • "Get me another table, and another arm wrestler!"
  • "Yeah? Where is he?"
  • "Okay, squirt, you asked for it!"
  • "Come back here, you truck thieves!"

Uncle Julius[edit]

  • "Oh, oh, Junior! I'm so glad it's you! I thought you were the Gorilla Ghost!"
  • "It's not silly; it's terrible! And it's got glowing white fur, and awful red eyes! Oh, oh! It comes out at night to steal the zoo animals!"
  • "The Gorilla Ghost! It's coming!"
  • "There's the ghost, oh, oh...and he's after the last elephant!"
  • "The ghost has stolen all the elephants, and I'm the last gorilla! Oh, oh, he's bound to come after me next!"
  • "Oh, dear! I'd better help the, um, Big Monkey Muscle! (*makes monkey noises*)"
  • "Oh, oh! That's no ghost! It's not even a gorilla!"
  • "We'll show her how it feels to be chained!"
  • "Oh, oh! We can't let 'em get away!"
  • "Junior, they're already halfway down the mountain! How can we catch 'em?"
  • "Thanks for donating the gold to make the zoo healthy again!"

Waiter[edit]

  • "You have a reservation?"
  • "Well, without them, I cannot accommodate you. (*shaken by Donkey Kong*) On second thought, I do have a lovely table for you. Walk this way."

Waitress[edit]

  • "Don't tell me; you want tulips and fries."
  • "Listen, Paul, dark and hairy, let me off or I'll clobber you! (*Donkey Kong puts her down*) Now what do you want?"
  • "Boy, they got all kinds of apes in this joint!"

Waldo[edit]

  • "This I gotta see!"
  • "Yeah, and it's gonna make us a pretty penny!"
  • "Okay, Buzz! Lift!"
  • "Snowmen ain't real!"
  • "Come on! Let's get outta here!"
  • "(*clears throat*) Sir, um, my partner and I got a magic toy machine for sale!"
  • "This is all your fault!"
  • "We don't need no silly presents! We got our own!"
  • "What's goin' on?"
  • "Who needs that store! We'll open up our own!"
  • "Shove off, peddler!"
  • "Psst, hey, ya kid? You wanna buy a toy?"
  • "We'll take it!"
  • "Buzz, press the button!"
  • "Huh! Well, there's more than one way to get into a buildin'!"
  • "Hello, little girl! You wanna buy a nice teddy bear?"
  • "This time, I'll do it!"
  • "It's goin' crazy! Let's get outta here!"
  • "Well, it's up, up, up!"
  • "Never! It's ours!"
  • "No, it's his!"
  • "I guess we owe you one!"
  • "Who cares? When I was a kid, he never brought the fire engine I wanted!"
  • "Gee! It's the one I've always wanted!"

Walt[edit]

  • "We gotta stash the loot, Harry, in case they catch us!"
  • "Uh, the teddy bear's gone! (*sees Patty with the teddy bear*) Wait, there it is! The brat's got it!"
  • "(*laughs*) Try and catch us now!"
  • "Those fools are followin'!"
  • "And I've got the money!"
  • "Harry, the little runt escaped!"

Wealthy woman[edit]

  • "Oh, what a beastly person!"

Wealthy woman's daughter[edit]

  • "Oh, the rugrats are letting in these days!"

Zookeeper[edit]

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"[edit]

  • "Two of them! I'm glad I got here in time!"

"Hairy Parent"[edit]

  • "Sonny, you come back here this minute! You haven't finished your dinner yet!"
  • "Come back! You need your nutrition!"
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DK series DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
Miscellaneous Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64)
Racing games Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
Canceled games Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
Yoshi franchise Platformers Yoshi's Island series Yoshi's Island DS (2006, DS) • Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
Other Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
Other Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
Wario franchise WarioWare series WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
Wario Land series Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
Other Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
Super Smash Bros. series Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series Donkey Kong Country • Saturday Supercade • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket
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Saturday Supercade (Donkey Kong segments)
Episodes Season 1 Episode 1: "Mississippi Madness" • Episode 2: "Gorilla Gangster" • Episode 3: "Banana Bikers" • Episode 4: "The Incredible Shrinking Ape" • Episode 5: "Movie Mania" • Episode 6: "Gorilla My Dreams" • Episode 7: "Little Orphan Apey" • Episode 8: "Circus Daze" • Episode 9: "The Great Ape Escape" • Episode 10: "Apey and the Snowbeast" • Episode 11: "How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?" • Episode 12: "Private Donkey Kong" • Episode 13: "Get Along, Little Apey"
Season 2 Episode 1: "Sir Donkey Kong" • Episode 2: "The Pale Whale" • Episode 3: "El Donkey Kong" • Episode 4: "New Wave Ape" • Episode 5: "Greenhouse Gorilla" • Episode 6: "Hairy Parent"
Characters Recurring Donkey Kong • Mario • Pauline
Other Barnacle • Barney Todd • Belle • Billy Bob • Brian • Boris • Bruto • Cabeza • Clovis • Coach • Colonel Culpepper • Dee-Dee • Don Diego • Doug's Health Club • Flint Westwood • Harry • Herman • Hooligan brothers • Hoss • José • Jumbo • Kenworth • Knuckles Darklings • Long John • Maxwell • Miss Persimmon O'Hara • Momma • Mr. X • Mugsy • Panther and the Thunderbolts • Slam • Solmes • Sonny • Stanley • Trapper Jack • Trixie • Whale
Locations Acme Video • Africa • Barney Todd's Circus • Big Banana Malt Shop • Cutting Edge Salon • Don Diego's Hacienda • Greenhorn (One Star Saloon) • Hornby Manor • Los Angeles (Golden Studios) • Mississippi Maid • New Orleans • Pet City • Pleasant Bluff • Speed-Oil Car Wash • S.S. Romance • Safari Land • Stanley's Nursery • State Prison • Sooper Dooper Market
Miscellaneous Banana • Barrel • Emerald of the East • Gallery • Ladder • Mechanical bull • Quotes
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Saturday Supercade (Donkey Kong Junior segments)
Episodes Episode 1: "Trucknapper Caper" • Episode 2: "Sheep Rustle Hustle" • Episode 3: "Rocky Mountain Monkey Business" • Episode 4: "Magnificent Seven-Year Olds" • Episode 5: "The Ventriloquist Caper" • Episode 6: "The Great Seal Steal" • Episode 7: "The Jungle Boy Ploy" • Episode 8: "Junior Meets Kid Dynamo" • Episode 9: "The Amazing Rollerskate Race" • Episode 10: "A Christmas Story" • Episode 11: "Gorilla Ghost" • Episode 12: "The Teddy Bear Scare" • Episode 13: "Double or Nothing"
Characters Recurring Bones Bailey • Donkey Kong Jr.
Other Al • Alan • Aurora • Belinda • Biff • Bruno • Buzz • Charlie • Clyde • Dandy Andy • Dr. Demise • Flippie • Geoffrey • Gorilla Ghost • Harry • Horace • Hugo • Jenny • Jenny's father • Kid Dynamo • King • Lightning • Lucy Belle • Mickey • Mr. Anderson • Mr. Bancroft • Mr. Barkley • Mrs. Johnson • Nature Scouts • Patty Johnson • Peter Windson • Prince Rajah • Roller Stars • Rosie • Santa Claus • Sheep Rustlers • Shorty • Slick • Stretch • Tina • Trucknappers • Turnpike Tex • Uncle Julius • Waldo • Walt • Wrestling Gorilla
Locations Big Gorilla Burgers • City Zoo • Clearwater Cave • Golden Bridge Theatre • Mexico City • Mr. Anderson's Toy Shop • Oceanland • Rest Area Tex. Hwy. 77 • Route 63 • San Francisco (Golden Gate Bridge · San Francisco Hotel) • Sweetville (Sweetville Hospital · Sweetville Station) • Turnpike Tex Truck Stop • Twin Falls River
Miscellaneous Banana • Gallery • Meteor dust • Regal Diamond • Quotes
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