Cop Out (A Couple of Dicks)

"From time to time, 'Cop Out' offers glimpses of the giddy, goofy delight it might have been (...) 'Cop Out' does not amount to much more than a blooper reel in search of a movie"

 

"Given a choice between watching 'Cop Out' again or driving iron spikes into my eyeballs, I would probably choose 'Cop Out' – but I'd have to seriously think about it (...) Rating: ★½ (out of four)" 

"Foul-mouthed but not funny, bullet-riddled but not exciting, crammed with contrivances that go nowhere. And, perhaps worst of all, it musters up no chemistry between its buddy-cop leads." 

"There really is no good reason to recommend 'Cop Out.' There are, however, about a dozen bad ones, starting with the fact that it's the first gross-out comedy to come along since "The Hangover" that is actually a comedy and not just gross"
 

"This is a lousy (...) script, and Kevin Smith (...) cannot do anything to save it (...) Rating: ★ (out of four)" 

"Many of the gags possibly looked good on paper, but watching Willis and Morgan struggle with them is like watching third graders do Noel Coward, if Noel Coward had been rewritten by Kevin Smith (...) Rating: ★½ (out of four)"