Pregnancy Tests Quotes (4 quotes)

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“Some women wish the pregnancy tests also told them who the fathers are.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms

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“We have been here before,
staring at the slow slide of a stick,
waiting, waiting, waiting…

Year after year,
there was no room for us in the inn,
no shepherds, no angels, no prophecies,
no hope, no coming.
But this time, two lines herald the Eve of a birth

Two lines,
like the beginning and ending
of a chapter of our lives.

Handel could not compose
something so beautiful.

Gabriel could not bring better news.

All the year’s fortune changes
in the end, as new life evolves.”
― Eric Overby, Tired Wonder: Beginnings and Endings

tags: beginning-and-ending-quotes, infertility-awareness, infertility-poems, infertility-quote, pregnancy-poe, pregnancy-quotes, pregnancy-tests, two-lines

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“We have been here before,
staring at the slow slide of a stick,
waiting, waiting, waiting…

Two lines,
like the beginning and ending
of a chapter of our lives…

All the year’s fortune changes
in the end, as new life evolves.”
― Eric Overby, Tired Wonder: Beginnings and Endings

tags: beginning-and-ending-quotes, infertility-awareness, infertility-poems, infertility-quotes, new-chapter-quotes, pregnancy-announcements, pregnancy-tests, two-lines, waiting-quotes

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