Coronavirus Quotes

“The coronavirus pandemic is going to be the biggest event of our lifetime. Bigger than 9/11. As if 9/11 happened in every city on earth at the same time.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“Coronavirus needs a better name. Something bad ass, like the Black Plague. I'm thinking Airborne Aids. Or Flying Herpes.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America

“Most anti-science religious fundamentalist is now in charge of America's biggest science project”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, Inside The Mind of an Introvert: Comics, Deep Thoughts and Quotable Quotes

“The coronavirus outbreak feels like an episode of The Twilight Zone. I went to see a doctor the other day, and they told me to wear a face mask. Then they said how much it would cost to see the doctor and I told them THEY were the ones who should be wearing masks!”
― Stewart Stafford

“This, today, right now, will seem like the good old days in 2 weeks. Things are about to get a hell of a lot worse.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, American Fascism: A German Writer's Urgent Warning To America

“Hello COVID-19, goodbye world.”
― Steven Magee

“We can make fun of the virus, but we can't make fun of the people infected by the virus.”
― De philosopher DJ Kyos

“Cruise to Covid-19.”
― Steven Magee