Famous quotes by Jimmy Kimmel:
"Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea."
"You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother!"
"Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander."
"It goes both ways,"
"I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you."
"What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car."
"ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up."
"What did you make last year - $350?"
"See Andy, ... one day you're going to be right here, between Ernest Torrance and Olive Borden."
"Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock."