Better Off Ted is an American satirical situation comedy series, created by Victor Fresco (known for his other television series Andy Richter Controls the Universe and the short-lived show Life on a Stick), who also served as the show's Executive Producer. The series ran on the ABC network from March 18, 2009 to January 26, 2010.
Better Off Ted focuses on the protagonist, Ted Crisp (Jay Harrington), a single father and the well-respected and beloved head of a research and development department at the fictional, soulless conglomerate of Veridian Dynamics. Ted narrates the series' events by regularly breaking the fourth wall and directly addressing the audience as the show's on-camera narrator. Supporting characters include Ted's supervisor Veronica Palmer (Portia de Rossi), co-worker and love interest Linda Zwordling (Andrea Anders), his daughter Rose (Isabella Acres), and laboratory scientists Phillip Myman (Jonathan Slavin) and Lem Hewitt (Malcolm Barrett).
The series received critical acclaim, with particular praise going towards its witty and satirical humor. Its second season holds a score of 84 out of 100 on Metacritic. However, despite such positive feedback, the show's debut only drew in 5.64 million viewers and continued to have extremely low ratings. Although many expressed skepticism that it would return, it was renewed for a second season. On May 13, 2010, ABC officially canceled the series due to low viewing figures. Two episodes were unaired in the United States, but are available to view on Netflix, Amazon Video on Demand, Xbox Live Marketplace, and iTunes.
This is a list of episodes for the ABC sitcom Better Off Ted. The first season ran from March 18, 2009 to August 11, 2009. The second season premiered on December 8, 2009. Two episodes from Season two remain unaired in the United States, but have aired in Australia and were made available on iTunes and Netflix on September 1, 2010, and later on Amazon Video on Demand.
I don't know (I don't know)
I don't know (I don't know)
I don't know (I don't know)
I don't know (I don't know)
Baby I don't know if I can let you
Get that close to me again
Cause last time I let you
Our life was one big argument
And I'm willing to bet you
That we'd be better off as friends
Can you accept just being friends
You're telling me that we should sit down
And talk about us
But truthfully, I really don't agree
Cause we don't have much to discuss
For some reason you think that we could work it out
I have serious doubts
Baby I don't know if I can let you
Get that close to me again
Cause last time I let you
Our life was one big argument
And I'm willing to bet you
That we'd be better off as friends
Can you accept just being friends
If I said that I didn't still care about
That would be the biggest lie I could ever tell
I'm just tryna save myself from the drama
Cause we have gone through so much hell
And I don't wanna go back
Baby I don't know if I can let you
Get that close to me again
Cause last time I let you
Our life was one big argument
And I'm willing to bet you
That we'd be better off as friends
Can you accept just being friends
Baby I don't know if I can let you
Get that close to me again
Cause last time I let you
Our life was one big argument
And I'm willing to bet you
That we'd be better off as friends
Can you accept just being friends
Let's be friends and only friends
I bet you we should just be friends and only friends
Baby I don't know if I can let you
Get that close to me again
Cause last time I let you
Our life was one big argument
And I'm willing to bet you
That we'd be better off as friends