User:GabenInABox/Userboxes

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en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

en-P

This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

enl-P

This f****r speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

17-N

This user is a native speaker of 1337.

ru-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Русский.

il-X

This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.

MW-N

This user is a native speaker of MediaWiki.

tx-N

This user is a native speaker of Texan.

ow-1

This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again later.

This user has no featured articles. They are a failure. Feel free to point and laugh.

GAH.

This user is running into problems with their page. Please hold onto your pants.

0	This user has written 0 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

0	This user has recorded 0 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

This user's IQ is 0.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain. Help!

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

+	This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

This user's mutant level is 4. Radioactivity detected!

This user is an angel.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is an evil clone of GabenInABox.

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.

id2

Ubx-
Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[{{{1}}}]].

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be ~~collectors items~~ worth something in the future.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he does.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user is adorable.

This user wants Tupac featured.

RENT

This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.

[insert content here]

This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This user is a peculiar slippery cinderblock that likes to bless while laughable defective automobiles complement his page.

This user is the random boorish anvil that programmed his vulva inside of your anvil so you must delay him/her with your boorish anvil.

Color

This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user can see what you don't.

Sense

This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

Mr. McDude has approved this article to be a part of his master plan

Q!	This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF ...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee (haha)

This user is a reincarnation of GabenInABox.

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

WARNING:This user knows Chuck Norris and therefore must be either Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Oscar Wilde or dead. Proceed with caution!!!

BK	THIS USER IS A BLACK KNIGHT!!

This user is Over 9000.

This user is a bad ass, so treat him wih respect.

teen

This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.

♂

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.

This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.

This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".

sub

subliminal!

This user is a geek.

1337

This user is elite.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

This user should not be trusted.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is addicted to video games.

LENT

This user would give up uncyclopedia for Lent if they weren't a serial rapist.

BEWARE: This user is a random pervert

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

LV-4

This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

~~MMORPG~~

This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.

This user is a Nintendo fanboy/girl.

This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).

This user has lost the game!

This user is a Disciple of Ducreux.

This user is too pimpalicious for your Internet.

n^th	WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love working out nth terms.

This user loves pi

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user will give you a seizure.

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