Kim Lukas
“I never thought my last name would have a K in it.”
Kimberant (not [or not to be confused with] Kimberly) Joe-and-Wood COCK (or Penis) Lukas (not Lucas) (born 1977 or 1987) is one of the best Italian-Canadian singers ever since robots existed, and if you think she is a bad singer, don't look back and stop listening to Rebecca Black, cause Kim uses Auto-Tune right. She was considered to be the next Lene Nystrom of Italy by philosopher Willard Van Orman Quine.
Early life[edit]
Kim was originally planned to be born and lived in Italy, but after their parents, originally from Cloud 9, had found out Hitler had come back from the dead, they decided not to move to Italy, but all the other countries were not open, so Italy was their only choice. Thankfully, the parents survived, but 10 years after the birth of their daughter they decided to move to Toronto, Ontario since they were pissed they couldn't find any more friends their because all the good people died in the home country.
Success[edit]
Kim is well known for making a Spanish-American War song about wives with ADHD who are waiting for their husbands to come back from a War. She was also inspired to make this song when she needed "one more day" for a party for his husband, appearently the grandson of Adolf Hitler, when he achieved his goal for becoming the first person to have sex with a snake. They both loved the party, but his husband was killed by American terrorists. Kim was lucky enough to survive, and he was lucky enough that he was not his wife, because that's when she found out her husband was Hitler's grandson 1 hour later.
This song would al so inspire Bill Clinton to make the following speech:
I wait, I wait, I wait
I wait, I wait, I wait
I wait for Hugo Chávez to die
He was happy that in 2013, this speech would help Hugo died of obesity.
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
I wait, I wait, I wait,
I wait, all day, I wait,
This song was also charted #0.999 on the Billboard Lame 100 all over the world, and was honored by the U.S. Government as one of the best songs for the Civil War since the named Lucas originated.
This song's music video was released 4 years after the death of an R2TU located in England. It featured a robot Kim of wanting to have sex with the robot, but instead they do a cool dance instead. The video was widely acclaimed for it's wonderful computer animation.[1]
Later years[edit]
“Let It Be Be Be Be Be Be Be”
Said over this quote:
“Tonight, Tonight”
What made Kim Lukas be hated by children was that she liked night more than day. Her song "Let It Be The Nite" was never released because of this. However, she planning to release it in 2023, because it'll be the time when children would become adults.
When I Feel 65 first heard the track All I Really Want, they decided to do a remix of it, but they were killed by Nazis because they the song so much they couldn't have one more day to find a shittier song.
Kim has released one album, Without a K, in 2001, and she was also planning to release another album, With a K was #1 on every chart you could possibly think of, which would cause Kim to have to be in prison for 5 years. In fact, the album's chart information has remained hidden ever since. She thought the same thing could happen again if she released another album, so it's obvious she didn't release another album.
She is currently her music at strip clubs around Canada and Italy, but is planning to live in England in 20 to 30 years, now.
Please, if you need one more day to impress you wife and make her wanna stay, now would be the time.
She's actually a featured uncredited backing artist on Tyler, The Creator's TreeHome. She's uncredited because everybody would've felt so lonely to hear shes a Wolf's friend and turns into a wolf a night.
References[edit]
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