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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.   He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.   The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.   He gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is... 6th Grade Science, Old People Jokes, Funny Disney Pictures, Clean Jokes, Jokes And Riddles, The Other Guys, Joke Of The Day, Disney Funny, What Can I Do

He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says, “Just take it easy. I can...

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