My Perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me; fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

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FALSE The maximum time a person could have lived in that house is 57 years & 221 days

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FALSE Babies do not know things

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My Perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me; fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? False. Any attempt on your life is likely to weaken your morale, as well as potentially harm your physical being.

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WORLD ENDS ON DECEMBER 12, 2O12? False. Julius Caeser created leap day in 45BC. So having a leap day every 4 years, means that we've had 514 leap days (2057 years divided by 4). That would mean that if we didn't have leap day, the actual date would be in

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FALSE YOU WILL

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"Pain is weakness leaving the body" FALSE. Pain is physical suffering or discomfort caused by illness or injury.

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my favorite element? surprise

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To impress a chick...helicopter dick.

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FALSE You'd fall asleep after 5 bowls.

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My Perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me; fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

FALSE The maximum time a person could have lived in that house is 57 years & 221 days

FALSE Babies do not know things

My Perfect Valentine's Day? I'm at home, three cell phones in front of me; fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger? False. Any attempt on your life is likely to weaken your morale, as well as potentially harm your physical being.

WORLD ENDS ON DECEMBER 12, 2O12? False. Julius Caeser created leap day in 45BC. So having a leap day every 4 years, means that we've had 514 leap days (2057 years divided by 4). That would mean that if we didn't have leap day, the actual date would be in

FALSE YOU WILL

"Pain is weakness leaving the body" FALSE. Pain is physical suffering or discomfort caused by illness or injury.

my favorite element? surprise

To impress a chick...helicopter dick.

FALSE You'd fall asleep after 5 bowls.

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