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Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

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"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

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Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

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Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.

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I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

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Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

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i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

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What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

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If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science

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"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science

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