"Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dress Was Consciously Uncoupling From Her Body Last Night."

Clickbait, thy name is The Daily Caller.

Check out this Dutch cop:

Been married three times, but she don't whore around.

Like some people we could name. *cough*(Madonna)*cough*

...you shoot to stop the threat.




Well, that's for the first shot, anyway. Every shot after that is to stop that horrible screaming.

h/t David Burge (Iowahawk).

In a gold bikini.

You're welcome.

The favorite joke food of every high school boy:

"Nigella's dramatic court admission that she took cocaine is unlikely to wreck her career as she tries to crack America, say PR experts."

Crack America. LOL.

See for yourself.

Sample:




via Daily Caller.

Did y'all see Chris Muir's artistic rendering of Sarah Palin yesterday? If not, I include it below:

That would be the Mediaeval Baebes:

Maybe not a new golden age, as The Gainesville Sun wonders, but more likely a silver age, as occurred in the comic book industry: a lesser offspring of a superhero parent:

When visitors walk through the gates at the new Silver Springs State Park for the first time Tuesday, the place won't look much different than when it gasped and sputtered to a close two weeks ago.

The major things that have attracted visitors over the years — the springs, the glass-bottom boats and, more recently, the Twin Oaks Mansion concert stage — will be there.

There will be subtle differences, however. The animals are gone, for starters. There are no bears, no giraffes and no alligators — except the ample number that cruise just beneath the surface of the springs or sunbathe on the banks of the river.

A few derelict structures are also kaput, and there is fresh paint on the ones that remain.

But make no mistake, it is not the same. The opening of the park signals yet another new beginning for an iconic Florida destination that has undergone a number of makeovers in its 150-year lifespan.

The water quality of the spring isn't as high as it was in the early days, because of agricultural runoff. It's going to be a state park now, the property of the state of Florida, so that means the era of competing visions for the park will come to an end, and the usual state park plan for a self-sustaining tamed wilderness will be put into place: hiking trails, canoe/kayak access, camping. The glass-bottomed boats will probably remain, at least for now. I can envision at some time in the future an underwater auditorium similar to the one in Weeki Wachi being built, after which the glass-bottomed boats will probably be mothballed as a waste of government money.

Be sure to click on the slideshow. Here's a sample pic, of park model Ginger Stanley Hollowell playing with her cooter:

Don't She Have a Pretty Cooter?

Tell me you couldn't watch this for hours. WARNING: LINK NSFW!

update: Link fixed. Thanks to Og and Keads for pointing it out.

That's the measurements of 1912's "Perfect Woman." Also, incidentally, the measurements of the Venus de Milo.

I'm ok on that hip measurement, preferring a broad-hipped woman. Waist could be a trifle narrower and the bust a little broader, though. 38-24-40 would be an awesomely female shape, IMO.

How about you, readers? What is your ideal for a woman's body?

Well, that's my story. Yours may vary. But here's the pictorial proof:

Say "Buttsex!"

And tell me you wouldn't scream like a girl yourself if that thing jumped out of the water and onto your back.

Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit links to a story about an Iranian cleric who messed with the wrong woman:

An Iranian cleric said he was beaten by a woman in the northern province of Semnan after giving her a warning for being “badly covered,” the state-run Mehr news agency reported.

Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti said he encountered the woman in the street while on his way to the mosque in the town of Shahmirzad, and asked her to cover herself up, to which she replied “you, cover your eyes,” according to Mehr. The cleric repeated his warning, which he said prompted her to insult and push him.

“I fell on my back on the floor,” Beheshti said in the report. “I don’t know what happened after that, all I could feel was the kicks of this woman who was insulting me and attacking me.”

You know, if more Muslim women had that sort of courage, maybe Islam would be a more reasonable religion.

It also reminds me of one of the stories of the Desert Fathers, related in Thomas Merton's The Wisdom of the Desert:

A monk ran into a part of handmaids of the Lord [Nuns - -Ed.] on a certain journey. Seeing them he left the road and gave them a wide berth. But the Abbess said to him: If you were a perfect monk, you would not even have looked close enough to see that we were women.

Or, as Matthew put it: And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

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Move Over, Ted Williams. Meet Michelle Jenneke:



h/t Gateway Pundit.

...a story on women and guns, with not one single word of reproach or condemnation, and no quotes by the Brady Campaign.

Smells like...victory.

...if the gun involved had been a .38 Special.

A Playboy Playmate was jailed after trying to board a plane with a loaded gun.

Glamour model Shanna Marie McLaughlin, who was Playboy's Miss July 2010, was arrested at Orlando International Airport on Monday evening after agents searched her bag and found a revolver.

The gun, a .45 caliber Colt revolver loaded with six hollow-point bullets, was immediately confiscated.

Authorities said the Playmate, who has been released from jail, has a valid permit to carry a concealed weapon.

I wonder what sort of revolver it was? I hope it wasn't a Peacemaker, because those aren't safe to carry with six cartridges loaded. New Service, maybe? Anaconda?

Anyway, a .38 would have made a better joke: She was carrying three .38's, only two of them legally...

Here's a SFW pic of the lovely lady:



I have to say that, for a holder of a CCW, she didn't behave much like an adult when confronted with her error/crime:

The 26-year-old is said to have insisted that while the bag was hers, she had no idea the gun was inside.

She claimed the weapon belonged to her boyfriend, according to police.

Two words: Miss Cheerwine:



found here.