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Friday, January 17, 2025

Slag Valley Bullett #23

 

Bad Boy Commissar Causes Stir
Braggs Vaingloire
Newly qualified Commissar  Braggs Vangloire has recently caused controversy due to his adoption of non-standard Imperial firearm. He is beleived to be using a hand flamer in preference to the standard bolt pistol or plasma pistol that our lauded Imperial protectors generally use. Amateur  Schola Progenium expert, Champs Gwan has stated that one of the most important duties of a Commissar is to persuade errant troops from making unauthorised tactical withdrawals, usually with said firearm. He went on to say "It is unthinkable that in this day and age a Commissar will attempt to halt a retreat by discharging his flamer into the air to attract attention, it doesn't even make any noise!". 

Saturday, June 1, 2024

STOP PRESS - EMERGENCY MEMO LEAK

Editorial
Following a tip off from a reputable source, our investigation team has gained access to a series of disturbing top secret documents showing our beloved Imperium in an altogether more sinister light. Now we at the Slag Valley Bullett do not condone unsubstanciated gossip, but these two official memos have to be shared!


 IMPERIUM OF MAN - ADEPTUS ADMINISTRATUM

OFFICE OF COMPLIANCE: D'KEDDES REGIMENT MEMORANDUM

To: Colonel Roger "Jolly" Ringveld , D'Keddes IV Regiment From: High-Preceptor Elias Morvane, Adeptus Administratum Compliance Division Date:  0084023.M423 Re: Inadvisable Consorting with Xenos

SUMMARY

Recent intelligence reports relayed to this office indicate a troubling trend regarding your command. It has come to our attention that troops in your regiment have engaged in unsanctioned and deviant contact with non-human females of an as-yet-unidentified xenos species. Furthermore, there are concerns that your lax oversight has contributed to this issue becoming widespread.

IMPLICATIONS

The Adeptus Administratum and our Holy Inquisition allies view this behaviour as a grave threat to Imperial purity and a potential source of heretical corruption. The Ordo Xenos has expressed interest in investigating this matter to ascertain the true nature of these xenos infiltrators.

  1. Spiritual Contamination: Consorting with xenos breeds doubt and weakness of faith. The alien, especially in its female form, is a vector for insidious corruption, perverting the righteous souls of the Emperor's soldiers.
  2. Biological Threat: Alien physiology may harbor unseen pathogens or insidious parasitic organisms capable of compromising even the hardiest Catachan constitution.
  3. Tactical Vulnerability: Emotional attachment or, worse, deviant infatuation with xenos undermines battlefield clarity. Mercy granted to a foul alien is a betrayal of the Emperor.

CORRECTIVE MEASURES

  1. Cessation of Contact: All interaction with this alien species is to cease immediately. Any instance of fraternization will be dealt with swiftly and severely.
  2. Quarantine & Interrogation: Personnel suspected of contact with xenos females will be isolated and subjected to Inquisitorial scrutiny to determine the extent of any potential corruption.
  3. Exemplary Punishment: Severe sanctions, up to and including summary execution, will be enforced to deter further violations. Your own compliance will be reviewed pending this ongoing investigation.

IMPERIAL REMINDER

The galaxy teems with xenos filth, Colonel. Your duty, as is the duty of all loyal Imperial servants, is to purge such abominations, not consort with them. Should further transgressions occur under your watch, the full weight of Imperial authority will be brought against you.

The Emperor Protects, High-Preceptor Elias Morvane (Dictated but not read)


Art servitor image (servitor was subsequently liquidated),

Monday, July 23, 2018

Slag Valley Bullett #18

Special Scargill Cleansing Souvenir Issue!
With the announcement of a large ill equipped and poorly led force of Orks invading the Scargill Sector, this issue of the Slag Valley Bullett is devoted to aiding the war effort for our brave Astra Militarum recruits killing the heathen xenos on our behalf.

Slag Valley Bullett #23

  Bad Boy Commissar Causes Stir Braggs Vaingloire Newly qualified Commissar  Braggs Vangloire has recently caused controversy due to his ado...