The Slag Valley Bullett

Friday, January 17, 2025

Slag Valley Bullett #23

Bad Boy Commissar Causes Stir

Braggs Vaingloire

Newly qualified Commissar Braggs Vangloire has recently caused controversy due to his adoption of non-standard Imperial firearm. He is beleived to be using a hand flamer in preference to the standard bolt pistol or plasma pistol that our lauded Imperial protectors generally use. Amateur Schola Progenium expert, Champs Gwan has stated that one of the most important duties of a Commissar is to persuade errant troops from making unauthorised tactical withdrawals, usually with said firearm. He went on to say "It is unthinkable that in this day and age a Commissar will attempt to halt a retreat by discharging his flamer into the air to attract attention, it doesn't even make any noise!".

STOP PRESS - EMERGENCY MEMO LEAK

Editorial

Following a tip off from a reputable source, our investigation team has gained access to a series of disturbing top secret documents showing our beloved Imperium in an altogether more sinister light. Now we at the Slag Valley Bullett do not condone unsubstanciated gossip, but these two official memos have to be shared!

IMPERIUM OF MAN - ADEPTUS ADMINISTRATUM

OFFICE OF COMPLIANCE: D'KEDDES REGIMENT MEMORANDUM

To: Colonel Roger "Jolly" Ringveld , D'Keddes IV Regiment From: High-Preceptor Elias Morvane, Adeptus Administratum Compliance Division Date: 0084023.M423 Re: Inadvisable Consorting with Xenos

SUMMARY

Recent intelligence reports relayed to this office indicate a troubling trend regarding your command. It has come to our attention that troops in your regiment have engaged in unsanctioned and deviant contact with non-human females of an as-yet-unidentified xenos species. Furthermore, there are concerns that your lax oversight has contributed to this issue becoming widespread.

IMPLICATIONS

The Adeptus Administratum and our Holy Inquisition allies view this behaviour as a grave threat to Imperial purity and a potential source of heretical corruption. The Ordo Xenos has expressed interest in investigating this matter to ascertain the true nature of these xenos infiltrators.

Spiritual Contamination: Consorting with xenos breeds doubt and weakness of faith. The alien, especially in its female form, is a vector for insidious corruption, perverting the righteous souls of the Emperor's soldiers.
Biological Threat: Alien physiology may harbor unseen pathogens or insidious parasitic organisms capable of compromising even the hardiest Catachan constitution.
Tactical Vulnerability: Emotional attachment or, worse, deviant infatuation with xenos undermines battlefield clarity. Mercy granted to a foul alien is a betrayal of the Emperor.

CORRECTIVE MEASURES

Cessation of Contact: All interaction with this alien species is to cease immediately. Any instance of fraternization will be dealt with swiftly and severely.
Quarantine & Interrogation: Personnel suspected of contact with xenos females will be isolated and subjected to Inquisitorial scrutiny to determine the extent of any potential corruption.
Exemplary Punishment: Severe sanctions, up to and including summary execution, will be enforced to deter further violations. Your own compliance will be reviewed pending this ongoing investigation.

IMPERIAL REMINDER

The galaxy teems with xenos filth, Colonel. Your duty, as is the duty of all loyal Imperial servants, is to purge such abominations, not consort with them. Should further transgressions occur under your watch, the full weight of Imperial authority will be brought against you.

The Emperor Protects, High-Preceptor Elias Morvane (Dictated but not read)

Art servitor image (servitor was subsequently liquidated),

Slag Valley Bullett #22

Slag Valley Welcomes New Enforcer Proctor

Beadiaii

The Slag Valley Bullett staff are delighted to announce that Beadiaii Wormspag-Khandle has been appointed as the new Enforcer Proctor for the Slag Valley Precinct. Beadiaii is originally from Hive Quinitus and has spent 18 years wielding his power maul in the name of the Emperor. He comes from the respected Wormspag-Khandles family from Krablokistan that were partially deported from their homeworld on account of their over active fanatical devotion to the law. We asked for a statement Beadiaii Wormspag-Khandle said "I am very mush looking forward to meeting the good people of Slag Valley and it's surrounding settlements. I hope there will be very little call for me to deploy my power maul on it's populace. Unfortunately it is invariably necessary to set an example swiftly to ensure standards within the area don't slip, but rest assured any injuries inflicted will be non-malicious.". This will surely usher in a new era of lawfulness and adherence to civil ordnances and a vast decrease in unsanctioned protesting.

New Mammal Consumption Establishment Opened

Former outlaw and Bushwakker gang member 'Limpy the Loser' has opened an al fresco mammal consumption restaurant called Limpy's Diner. Limpy was a notorious enforcer for the Bushwakkers, so much so that the Psi Judges doubled the bounty for him several years ago Slag Valley Star #2. Since then, the former criminal has 'gone legal, like' and decided to make some honest credits. When interviewed he stated "I was on the run for a while, found a new purpose in working with unfortunates that had no grub and decided to help out by opening a cut price eaterie for the poor.". He went on "I hope to start a chain of Limpy's all over the hive, and who knows maybe even further afield!". What is also worth noting is that Limpy rehabilitates former gang fighters and general underhive scum by giving them gainful employment. A prime example is Little Nug former enforcer for the Short Fuses a fairly unsuccessful gang made up entirely of fighters under 122cms (4 Terran feet) who is now Limpy's head chef/bouncer. When interviewed he simply stated "I am delighted with the second chance I have been given. I certainly do not intend to go back to poisoning, that's definitely the wrong way to go!". The team here at SVB certainly wish the new eaterie every success in the future.

Bizzaro The Sentient Cat Spotted In Warzone

Recent unsubstantiated sightings of Bizarro the sentient cat have once again set his (?) fanbase into a frothing frenzy. Bizarro, was the star My Pet Controls Me on dodgy box channel 17 (Slag Vallet Bullett #8 ) and was later reported to be in the vicinity of Tarmac Hill and Waldo's Reconstituted Fish Parlour (Slag Valley Bullet #10 ). Now it is believed that the feline with the ability to mentally domineer Iglok and Murgo Nonce, has been seen on the planet Gruesome Discovery in the Scargill system. What is more remarkable he was sighted during a vile xenos raid that was resisted by astartes from the Blood Angel chapter of Space Marines. Sadly, despite said Blood Angels being the Emperor's finest, the xenos (thought to be Aeldari of some type) were victorious and a horrific bloodbath ensued. Following this revelation several questions have come to the fore; how did Bizzarro leave Necromunda unnoticed? Did Bizzarro play some part in the defeat of the Blood Angels? Most importantly, has the reward for Bizzaro's returned increased?

Spyre Hunters Denial

Several possibly mythical Spyre Hunters

Despite thousands of first hand accounts and many more gruesome murder scenes, a spokesperson for the Governance of Uphive Notions of Terrorism (G.U.N.T.) have hinted they are no longer willing to acknowledge the possibility of Spyre Hunters. Gaston De Flámbe has stated that G.U.N.T. are going to consider legal action if baseless claims continue to be levelled at the nobility. He stated "I'm not really sure what the fuss is about. I don't think a few high spirited youngsters 'slumming it' downhive is really much of an issue. Surely the letting off of live ammunition that may accidentally cause inconsequential deaths isn't a big problem is it? To be honest I don't even think organised Spyre Hunts is anything other than a collective figment of the imagination or even an urban myth.",

Classifieds; Wanted; access to interstellar craft capable of reaching Gruesome Discovery, Scargill system. As this is a rescue mission entirely funded by donations, payment will be made in congratulations and friendship. Contact Agatha Freep, Bizzaro The Sentient Cat Fan Club, Delusion Parade, Slag Valley.

Limpy's Diner aka The Dead Rat Eaterie would like to announce a 2 for 1 offer on all sludge shakes and a 15% discount on rat legs in promethium sauce. Limited to 3 per customer. Just head on over to Limpy's Diner, Cramps Lane, Slag Valley.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Slag Valley Bullett #21

Caryatid Assassin 'On Loose'.

Reports are coming in of an unaffiliated Caryatid in the Lower Skunkton hab area going around shooting prominent members of the Underhive. As these native hive dwellers are invariably known to be peaceful, there is much debate as to whether the security camera footage is reliable or indeed if the being filmed is actually a Caryatid at all. Alleged victims of the diminutive winged possible murderer include, Sepsis Mulgoon proprietor of the Carpeted Anvil, a cubicle renovation business, and Turpiscicord Kakk, semi retired axe thrower and bassoon turner. Local wildlife expert Beardie Specs does not believe that an errant Caryatid is to blame. "These wonderful creatures are peaceful and rarely even hiss at people. I suspect either some sort of small mutant is responsible, or even a mind control device is being used on it.". One thing is certain, until the being on the footage is apprehended, there will be more media hype leading to hysteria and innocent creatures being shot.

Slag Valley Bullett #20

Abhuman Pit Fighter Causes Moral Dilemma

By Cuckold Stranglethorpe IV

Fans of the arena fights around Golgan's Pit are facing something of a moral quandary as a Squat newcomer is causing mixed feelings amongst spectators. The rookie fighter; Skargii "Grey" Headwallop has caused quite a stir since arriving in Bnoxxi Halfarm's fighting stable. Halfarm has be quoted as saying "Skargii's a good lad, eager to learn and has a great temperament. We had a bit of aggro with some spectators with anti Squat signs but after he accidentally decapitated a sign holder whilst signing autographs there seems to be fewer protests.". His recent bout against the much fancied Torgol Hammerknuckle ended in a TKO when Hammerknuckle failed to leave his corner when he could no longer field his arm.

Slag Valley Bullett #19

Mass Prison Breakout

By Spatch Puberty

Warrior Woman,Ox Fingers,Rocket Girl,Hero & Wheels.

Animal, Schaeffer, Shiv. Demolition Man, Brains & Scope.

Military personnel have escaped from the infamous Niem Vat military prison raising embarrassing questions within the Planetary Defense Force leadership. A source close to the PDF office has stated that "At 19:72 hours a crack commando unit was sent to prison for a crime they claim they didn't commit. These men (and women) promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade and are believed to have reached the Lost Angles underground sewage network". The group were incarcerated for a variety of crimes from property damage to willfully discharging live ammunition at targets feet. Incorrect stowing of Departmentum equipment has also been mentioned. The group all use pseudonyms all bar their leader Colonel Hannibal Schaeffer. The group is thought to be armed and extremely dangerous. The group is thought to have received assistance from the an unknown source. A statement from a Planetary Defence Force spokesman Murgo Plonmpqvist had this to say regarding the breakout "In my day, we dint let our criminals escape from the military, oh no! Hanging for first offence led to a 0% recidivism rate. Damn recidivists, giving the PDF a bad name". In an attempt by Imperial codifiers to adequately process the breakout status and subsequent captures the escapees have been assigned the code-name Team 'A'.

The Kinnockian Periodical News

Editorial

By Semper Excreedius (acting editor)

Following what appears to be a total lack of newsworthy occurances in the entirety of Hive Primus and having such dedicated reporters working here at the Bullett, we have decided to publish in full a copy of the Kinnockian Periodical News. We would like to assure our loyal readers that, our news team has vowed to redouble our efforts in hunting down news, and this current issue is not just a copyright infringement that due to the relative distances between Necromunda and Scargill, it is unlikely to result in legal action. We would also like to state that this issue was definitely not the panicked result of a junior editor finding a copy of the Kinnockian in a waste receptacle at the spaceport.

Slag Valley Bullett #18

Special Scargill Cleansing Souvenir Issue!

With the announcement of a large ill equipped and poorly led force of Orks invading the Scargill Sector, this issue of the Slag Valley Bullett is devoted to aiding the war effort for our brave Astra Militarum recruits killing the heathen xenos on our behalf.

Slag Valley Bullett #17

Rouboutte Gullimann Destroyed!

By Semper Excreedius (acting Editor)

Following it's attempted desecration and subsequent relocation Slag Valley Bullett #14 The Emperor's Thumb was once again the focus of a conflict, this time loyal guardsmen from the Krablokistan 47th and 420th Suhnnydayl Shithawks battled what at first seemed to be Ultramarines led by their famous Primarch. Despite seemingly attacking one of the Imperium's greatest heroes, the Astra Militarum followed their orders and defeated the Ultramarine force intent on capturing 'The Emperor's Thumb'. During the exchange what was at first believed to be Rouboute Gullimann was killed by sustained battlecannon fire. After the battle it was accertained that it was not Gullimann but a cybernetic replicant of the Primarch and by that reasoning the Ultramarines were renegades intent on theft. Commander Ursakar Creed who was leading the 420th stated "The foul copy of our glorious Primarch is decommissioned! Long live the 420th! Cadia stands! Go on ya good ting!".

The Cloud of smoke denotes a non human aspect of Gullimann.

Slag Valley Bullett #16

Two Separate Xenos Invasions Thwarted!

By Spatch Puberty

In what seemed like a conspiracy of xenos evil two alien forces attacked a garrison on sleepy backwater planet Killa La' Neck in the Cyavunnh system twice in the one lunar cycle! The Krablokistan 47th infantry regiment aided by the Krablokistan 27th motorised armour division defeated a force of Tau shortly before being assailed by Tyranids. Many guardsmen were severely injured during the first attack but in what is a customary show of grit and endurance, the entire force managed to make it back into the field as soon as the second xenos force arrived. Thankfully, the Imperium's not-quite-finest won the day putting many alien life forms into a more passive state.

The brave soldiers of The Krablokistan 47th regiment battle foul xenos.

Slag Valley Bullett #15

Custody Battle

Written By Cuckold Stranglethorpe IV

A small criminal processing tower was the scene of a bloody skirmish as xenos, aided and abetted by heretics attempted to free a human member of The Greater Profit - alien 'traders' who have been thwarting the governance of this sector recently. Members of Jenna's Jokers, a local Inquisition Cell who never seem to be out of the news of late were guarding a prisoner when stealthy xenos scum attacked them from close range injuring three of them very quickly. The timely arrival of the rest of the Jokers prevented unspeakable alien rituals being carried out on the fallen heroes and managed to inflict damage on the attackers. The aliens managed to free their traitorous companion but were forced to flee due to the resolve of Interrogator Pursuivant's warband.

Sadly the security camera skulls were set to 'blurry aged sepia tones', making identification of these xenos loving heretics virtually impossible.

Slag Valley Bullett #14

Vandals Expurged!

By Aurelia Charga

A group of anarchists, heretics or disgruntled imperial employees had to be restrained from vandalising 'The Emperor's Thumb', a semi popular object d'art situated by the civic centre in Fornication Gulch. Interrogator Jenna Pursuivant and members of Jenna's Jokers were at hand to stop the miscreants. Approximately 10 humans advanced towards the piece armed with guns and rudimentary defaecation devices. The Jokers, ever champions of the people engaged them using extreme prejudice. It is rumored that Spaz, a member of the Joker's died in the skirmish and several of the vandals were injured. Interrogator Pursuivant was not available to confirm or deny the fate of Spaz, as the warband had pressing business further uphive. Local walkway attendant, Gluesome Feng stated; "Some cackling maniacs capered towards the Thumb and before you know it them Jokers start blasting away at them. We get a lot of nutters round here since they put it up. It's the Adeptus Sanitorum lads I feel sorry for. They have to clean up the blood and cack and whatnot!".

Two members of Jenna's Jokers protecting public property.

Slag Valley Bullett #13

Rebellion On Trotskigrad Quelled

By Pastor Pyranium Devout

The righteous population on the Imperial planet of Trotskigrad showed their devotion and loyalty when seditious rebels declared the planet separate from the Imperium and the Ecclesiarchy. The attempted coup was initially successful when the rebels (aided by off world military forces - possibly renegade Astartes) took control of the Imperial Governors palace, executing him and thousands of his staff and household troops. The now leaderless defence forces were facing annihilation but for the mobilization of some of the mining militia from the Diamondfields area to the south of the planet's capital Guevarraville. Aided by workers collectives and labour unions from the surrounding area many thousands of untrained but brave citizens took on the invaders.A savage pitched battle was fought with the fate of the planet at stake. Eventually the grit and bravery and the Emperor's blessing defeated the perfidious enemies of mankind. Hundreds were slain in the central plaza area of Guevarraville. The militia managed to commandeer a squadron of Leman Russ tanks to aid them against the rebels. It is believed that the off world allies contained huge dreadnaughtia and heavily armoured troops. Sadly the defeat of the rebels led to the destruction of most of what remained of the Planetary Defense Force. The loss of life around the plaza was severe but the rebels are believed to be wiped out and the handful of surviving renegades fled from Trotskigrad.

Slag Valley Bullett #12

Eldar Pirates attack!

By Aurelia Charga

The crew of the Folkvangr were attacked by pirates as they were going about their lawful business upon the Necromundan orbital auto trade facility recently. A vicious firefight ensued where several members of the crew were injured, including one fatality. Many of the Eldar pirates are thought to have been wounded in the exchange. It is thought the Folkvangr and it's cargo remained intact. There are growing concerns over the safety of these types of facilities as their tolerance for xenos traders has lead to the call to expurge these establishments and return the trading to the Hives.

The Navigator of the Folkvangr sees her Eldar enemy!

Faragi Moron chairman of U.K.I.P. (Underhive Knights Immolating the Proscribed) has gone on record to state that he is willing to send up some of his followers to the orbital facility to help out with security for "a small fee". Headcrusher, leader of The Sons Of Slagarthy has also declared his interest in "protecting mankind from the predations of filthy xenos scum!". The fate of the facility now hangs in the balance.

+++Barter Not The Lies Of Unscrupulous Traders+++

Slag Valley Bullett #11

Rogue Trader Attacked!

By Aurelia Charga

Once again, honest Imperial servants have been attacked by Xenos. This time it was the crew of the Fólkvangr, a Rogue Trader vessel Their assailants were of alien origin but it remains vague who they were. The attack occurred in a remote auto loading bay while Fólkvangr was refuelling. Luckily the crew were on hostile environment drill (a common occurrence on Necromundan facilities) and we're prepared for unwanted incursions. It is believed the attack was opportunistic in nature and not premeditated. Cornelia Drachmann, captain of the Fólkvangr said "we were set upon by filthy xenon scum, shooting at us with abandon! It is my belief they were Genestealer in origin. One of them got in amongst us and took down two of my crew. Luckily we mobbed the beast and left it lying in a pool of its own ichor!". Drachmann went on to state "we were coming under heavy fire so we retreated to the ship". An Adeptus Sanitorum crew swept the area but found no evidence of the aliens. Interrogator Jenna Pursuivant who had only returned from a mission in the lower hive went on record to state she believed her mission was a distraction. The true motives of the aliens remain a disturbing puzzle. One thing is for certain, there are Imperium hating alien scum loose somewhere in Hive Primus and all citizens are advised to use extreme prejudice when dealing with non humans.

++Shoot First and let the Xenos be afraid+++

Slag Valley Bullett #10

Skirmish Out In The Badlands

By Crippet Toe

An image obtained from Gil Spooge

A vicious gun battle took place out in the badlands, which in itself a common occurrence but rumors suggest that one group of were multi-armed mutant monstrosities or worse! The fact that these creatures had the misfortune to happen on a party of experienced mercenaries was a blessing from The Emperor. Upon further investigation, the mercenaries were identified as a company called The Robbers Militant. Amateur photographer Gil Spooge was out looking for interesting subjects in the badlands when he came upon a group of armed men. Before he could get away from them they opened fire on some other heavily disfigured humans approaching in the other direction. Spooge stated 'The mercs took up good firing positions whilst the freaks approached them'. 'A lot of bullets were flying so I kept my head down, managed to get a couple of good pics, 3 Throne Geld each?'. Close examination of the pictures show that many of the mutants had more than one arm and/or savage claws. Spooge also claimed that he had a pictured of an alien lifeform but after consulting with the Bullett's resident Xenos expert - Semper Excreedius - it is believed to be a clever forgery.

+++Tolerance is the vanity of the weak+++

Astropath Found In Embarrassing Circumstances

By Buxtone Crebstalker

Using dolls, staff members recreate
Drool and Slapp's possible actions.

Imperial Astropath Shilum Drool has been found safe and well in the 'chastisement' section of The Broken Promise, a well known den of iniquity run by lapsed Redemptionist Marthax Slapp. He had previously been reported as missing (Slag Valley Bullet #8). Slapp stated that Drool was held at The Promise until arrangements were made to settle his substancial 'entertainment' bill. Shilum Drool however stated he was being held against his will and was unable to contact other members of Astra Telepathica due to the large amounts of debilerants he was forced to take. Members of the Ecclesiarchy have announced an enquiry. "It is unclear at the moment whether Drool is the victim or the architect of this scandal" a spokeman for Adeptus Astra Telepathica has stated. "But a full and vigorous investigation will be held".

+++Insidious are the wiles of the sinful+++

Slag Valley Bullett #9

Editorial

Staff here at The Slag Valley Bullett have been informed that the newsslate in it's current format is to be expurged. In an attempt to create a new more vibrant readership a new strategic plan is being forged by attracting more readers by publishing articles from other periodicals from Gholam Jhites media empire. Newer more vibrant advertisers are also being sought out. The management team here at Slag Valley vow that the quality of our reporting will remain high and that we will not be printing salacious articles for the titillation of the masses. In further news here at SVB are delighted to have purchased a motivation servitor to add a little of the Emperors wisdom to our articles. Welcome to MS56784/877#Q, long may he enthuse!

Yours Sincerely

Buxtone Crebstalker, Editor.

Mutants Run Amok!

Syndicated by The Wheatmaker's News, Argle City, Nora

Written by Sput Tramsig

An image of the alarming mutant.

The good people of the village of Twowagons were treated to an awful ruckus when approximately 30 armed ruffians chose to enter into a shoot out amongst themselves shortly after dawn last week. A large number of mutants and abhumans were confronted by humans wearing garb that did not look like it was from the local area. All three groups were indiscriminate in their firing and Widow Glass had two slates damaged and a startled Oxrat. Goodwife Lilitha managed to photograph one of the mutants who seemed to be heavily mutated. "I do hope they don't come back to ravish us against our will!" she remarked. It is believed that there were two fatalities during the skirmish. No inhabitants of Twowagons were injured. There has been a sharp increase in reported nightmares from women the the settlement and also male ED. An Ecclisiarchy investigation delegation has been dispatched.

+++++Martyrdom is it's own reward++++

Slag Valley Bullett #8

Inquisitorial Intervention!

By Ludley Stange

Image from authorised Servo Skull BNQ6694

Agents working for Inquisitor Skultis Droxxler was involved in a gunfight with as yet unknown assailants out in the badlands last week. A source close to the group has stated that Interrogator Jenna Persuivant's band were following a lead when another group thought to be criminals or void pirates attacked them. The Emperor's will was done as Chubbs a new recruit for the band retreived the dataslate whilst other members of the warband provided support. When the dust had settled the other group were beaten off leaving a dead abhuman in their wake and captured xenos. The xenos in question is now 'helping them with their inquiries' in a secure location uphive. A spokesperson for Jenna has stressed that consorting with aliens carry severe dangers not least of which is an inquisitorial audit. The search is now on to find the whereabouts of a large group of undocumented abhumans.

Slag Valley Bullett #7

Adeptus Propagandaria Quarterly

By Aurelis Charga

Jolamn Ghites media mogul and entrepreneur has announced that his military journal is joining in a syndication contract with some of the most popular publications from several independent journalist periodicals and we at Slag Valley Bullett are pleased to announce we have been shortlisted for consideration. Providing there are no legal issues, the Slag Valley Bullett will be available to other hives and beyond!

Slag Valley Bullett #6

Recruitment Drive

By Pastor Pyranium Devout

Leaked requisition documentaria have surfaced that state that Lord Helmawr has been given the task of raising a regiment from Hive Primus to aid in the passification of several newly discovered habitable systems in the region near the Glock System where the Necromundan 819th regiment are stationed (Slag Valley Bullett issue #2). This honour will mean that many of our hives brave young individuals will soon be donning the raiment of Imperial Guardsmen and fighting filthy xenos scum and mutants in the name of the Emperor of Mankind. The office recruitorium has requisitioned Cunkey Stabler's large home over in the Drydocks area of Fornication Gulch. Those wishing to do their Imperial duty can join up there. Heretics and mutants need not apply.

Training Patrol Ambushed!

By Aurelis Charga

A small group of PDF reservists were attacked leaving a single survivor. The group were performing a live ammunition urban pacification drill when they were set upon by unknown assailants in the Killa Lanneck settlement. Technologically advanced equipment was used to obscure the ambushers until it was too late for the brave volunteers to escape. Patrol leader (and lone survivor) Grigiree Sneck has been overheard saying that inferior weaponry made locating and targeting the enemy virtually impossible. When I approached a spokesman for the reservists to obtain an interview with Mr Sneck I was told he is on administrative leave and is unavailable for comment.

Friday, January 17, 2025

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Monday, December 14, 2020

Abhuman Pit Fighter Causes Moral Dilemma

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Mass Prison Breakout

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Editorial

Monday, July 23, 2018

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Rouboutte Gullimann Destroyed!

Monday, October 2, 2017

Two Separate Xenos Invasions Thwarted!

Friday, June 16, 2017

Custody Battle

Sunday, April 9, 2017

Vandals Expurged!

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Rebellion On Trotskigrad Quelled

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Eldar Pirates attack!

Friday, October 28, 2016

Rogue Trader Attacked!

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Saturday, July 9, 2016

Editorial

Mutants Run Amok!

Monday, May 9, 2016

Inquisitorial Intervention!

Friday, October 16, 2015

Adeptus Propagandaria Quarterly

Friday, September 4, 2015