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Basically a second-rate Twilight Zone episode stretched out to feature length, sci-fi
thriller The Final Countdown
unleashes a hell of a lot of firepower to sustain the viewer’s interest,
especially considering how little energy was devoted to the storyline. Beyond a
kicky premise, The Final Countdown
has nothing to offer on a narrative or thematic level, and the movie’s approach
to characterization is a joke. Having said all that, the picture has three solid
attributes. First is the basic time-travel notion, second is a cast
front-loaded with name-brand actors, and third is an eye-popping array of
production values and special effects. The movie looks fantastic, and it
contains so many stars working in roles suited to their skills that it seems as
if it should eventually gel. It doesn’t. By the time that becomes clear, the
movie’s over, so The Final Countdown
is entertaining by default. It feels, looks, and sounds like a crackerjack
popcorn picture despite a hollow center.
The flick begins in Pearl Harbor as
the modern-day crew of the U.S. Navy supercarrier U.S.S. Nimitz prepares for a routine mission. Much to the
consternation of skipper Captain Yelland (Kirk Douglas), the ship’s launch was
delayed to await the arrival of civilian Warren Lasky (Martin Sheen), an
efficiency expert working for the industrialist who designed technology onboard
the Nimitz. Once at sea, Warren
clashes with the ship’s top pilot, Commander Dick Owens (James Farantino), a
part-time history buff working on a book about the 1941 Japanese attack on
Pearl Harbor. The Nimitz encounters a
bizarre electrical storm that blasts the ship with strange phenomena, and then
the crew discovers they’ve been transported back in time to Dec. 6, 1941, the
day before the Pearl Harbor attack. Proof of their circumstances arrives when
the Nimitz crew rescues U.S. Senator
Sam Chapman (Charles Durning) from his yacht after the boat gets strafed by
Japanese Zeroes flying advance reconnaissance for the invasion fleet. What
ensues is the usual what-if jazz stemming from the possibility of using modern
weaponry to derail a historical tragedy.
Unfortunately, the filmmakers never
take the premise anywhere, so The Final
Countdown is all buildup with very title payoff. Adding to the peculiar
quality of the movie is the fact that most of the screen time comprises money
shots of the Nimitz, because the
filmmakers were given almost complete access to the ship. Long stretches of The Final Countdown feel like excerpts
from a training film, with vignettes of planes taking off and landing, sailors
running drills, and heavy machinery being operated at breakneck speed. The
movie is a nautical gearhead’s wet dream. Douglas, Durning, Farantino, Sheen,
and nominal leading lady Katharine Ross are left with little to do except convey
wonderment and spout exposition. On the plus side, cinematographer Victor J.
Kemper has a blast shooting action footage, the dogfight between jets and
Zeroes is memorable, and the FX shots of the strange laser/cloud tunnel
appearing during the electrical storm are cool.
The
Final Countdown: FUNKY