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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Humor - Rejected License Plates

Rejected State Mottos: Mottos you're not likely to see on certain license plates


Alabama: Literasy Ain't Everything

Arkansas: At Least We're Not Oklahoma

Georgia: Freedom Schmeedom

Illinois: Gateway To Iowa

Kansas: Orville Redenbacher for President

Kentucky: Tobacco Is a Vegetable

Maryland: Birthplace of the Indianapolis Colts

Minnesota: For Sale

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else

New Jersey: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

North Carolina: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names

Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: jSi! jHablo Ingles!

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

West Virginia: Marijuana: Cholesterol Free

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Video - DMV Prank

Some guys have fun at the DMV by trying to get away with as many stupid photos for drivers' licenses as they can. What amazes me - how are they getting so many licenses? What are they using for proof of identity? Here in New York State I don't think you could pull this off.


Monday, December 18, 2006

Joke Time

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The officer replied, "its square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the officer. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."