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The Morning Rant"That wet, soggy thump you just heard is Hillary doubling down on stupid. She used a trip to India to demonstrate to the entire world she still doesn't understand why she lost the election. Well, at least she didn't dress up in one of Justin Trudeau's clown costumes, so there's that. But the longer she runs her mouth, the more she's helping the GOP. They don't have to tell you what it would be like to have that shrieking harridan, unhealthy in mind, body, and spirit, in the White House. Everyone can see for themselves."
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This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer accidentally invents a new drink, the Flaming Homer, which gets stolen from him by Moe the bartender who calls it the Flaming Moe, but then it gets stolen by every other bar which turns it into the Flaming Mo, the Blazing Mo, the Flaming Meaux, etc.
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