Life Imitates X-Files: David Duchovny Addicted to Online Porn, Just Like Fox Mulder

A silly story that I have to main-post because in the sidebar I guessed he was having an affair. That's not the case (or at least it's claimed not to be the case), so I have to at least try to correct that missed guess.

Guy's married to Tea Leoni, who is, by all accounts, hotter than John Madden's balls in a sauna and and in polyvinyl bike shorts, and yet he's wackin' it online so much he's seeking sex-addiction therapy.

Thus Howard Stern's observation is proved correct: No matter how hot a woman might be, there is a guy out there who got bored of her.

I've been "inspired" by Ms. Leoni's black lingerie get-up in Flirting with Disaster several times. This guy has the real thing in bed with him, and yet both he and I are winding up at the same place. Hunched over the computer abusing ourselves with the piston-pumping fury of a misfiring industrial robot.

So, in a way... we're kinda equals. I'm just as cool and just as much a "player" as David Duchovny.

And so are most of you.

That feels right to me. Life is good.

PS: Flirting with Disaster is a must-see, and not just for Tea Leoni's lingerie scene. There's also Tea Leoni's brittle-as-flash-frozen-glass neurotic act, which is really funny. And... um, everything else, which is also really funny, but I have to deduct points from everyone else for not being Tea Leoni.

It's been on my list of Most Underrated Comedies of All-Time for a year. I just can't seem to ever write that post. Furthest I've gotten is to list about 20 of them.

posted by Ace at 04:28 PM

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