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About angels

In traditional brown religion,angels were the servants of the sky god Edlin. They lived to obey his every command,and to sing his praises all day. They were only six inches(15 cm) tall,and thus had white wings,like those of a swan, to protect them from predators on earth. They sent messages to humand from Edlin,and assigned people to heaven(Hidelma) or hell(Annihidelma). They have remained similar to their previous form as the Jakami people were forced to become Christians-they just now serve the Father,Son,and Holy ghost. Originally they were all male,but since the. rise of feminism many female ones have been invented.

Description of an angel in a Jakami legend telling peasants to sacrifice their poultry to their god( in creole,translated from the Jakami)

An' yet de horde of angel did not cease to rain down upon de land,an' de men was shocked by their visages,and their unearthly beauty terrified them,despite them being but six inch high,and their wing yet smaller than de kolic. There was three of 'em,'an they was all men. They walked up to the men,and grabbin' their kleyder,parled "We're the messenger of the master,Edlin! He have chused us to come upon the land an' parl to yo so yo can avoid doodin'! Yo don't want to dood, do yo? No? Then listen to me. It's time for another faune sacrifice,and this time yo are to kill ywr biggest an' strongest turkey. Do not spare the cocks,but dood 'em all. If yo do this, yo'll become very rich in this libbinah,an' after yo dood yo'll be with the master,an' he'll make yo like me". An' all the men gasped,and parled that they had yet to dood the turkey,for they had not reached the doodin' waga. The angel parled "If Edlin,ywr god parls yo are to dood ywr beast,ywr obeys at once. If he parl,jump off a skidling, yo does as yo's told! Don't argue with me!" An' de oldest man of de village knickers down in front of de angel,an' parled that they was most praszam for doubting the master's slave,an' they wouldn't do that again. He turned an' looked at his sonnes and parler,Where be de turkey?. De young men of de village brought de birds to de angel. Without warning,a ogien appeared in front of them,and they burnt to dood,de old males an' de zatkos. There were only de hennes left alive,of all the flocks. The master was watchin' frum de sky,and he parler,I be pleased with yo,mi most loyal slaves. Yo obeyed mi,an' dood yo turkey. Thanks to that,yo'll be with me one di!

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