FINE, let’s talk about the weather. "ooh that’s safe because it’s universal!“ well so are REGRETS, babe
and if you use anaphora and epistrophe at the same time, you unlock a whole new level of literature that nobody thought possible!! be careful though, it’s almost TOO powerful and also repetitive
everything in moderation, except for moderation itself which you should go absolutely HOG WILD on
excuse me but HOW have we overlooked skydiving onto a HORSE onto a waterslide??
“No, Angola,” said Ms. Antsalova, “my name is not a sex thing. Please get your mind out of the gutter, and into the small Madagascarian town and commune I am named after.”
Mario 34 is absolutely the logical midpoint between 4/World and 64, and it is exactly analogous to how the Ambassador-class Enterprise C is the logical midpoint between the Excelsior-class B and the Galaxy-class D, arising not from chronological progression but from being filled in, in retrospect, as the shortest distance between two set points. i may have just written the nerdiest sentence of my life and i have no regrets
look you gotta bone up on something
later on, he got better, and we all never talked about it again
the character find of 2024: DEATH! she’s a skelly in robes with a sword on a stick! you’ve seen her a million times before but THIS TIME, she’s OFFSCREEN
later on, the case is solved by Sherlock realizing that the killer would necessarily have certain highly-developed muscles near their acetabulofemoral joints that were emblematic only of dancers and similar athletes. "in other words,“ sherlock said triumphantly as he confronted the guilty party, "your hips don’t lie.”