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  • Chinese Takeout (2011)
  • Short | 22 min | Short, Action, Comedy
Chinese Takeout (2011)
Short | 22 min | Short, Action, Comedy

Max Crow kills people. It's what he does for a living. What's more: it's a family business. The Crows are a clan of hit-men, descendants in a long line of assassins. But don't worry - they only kill bad people. Max has a girlfriend, Audrey...See moreMax Crow kills people. It's what he does for a living. What's more: it's a family business. The Crows are a clan of hit-men, descendants in a long line of assassins. But don't worry - they only kill bad people. Max has a girlfriend, Audrey. She is a walking sunbeam. But, of course, she has no idea what Max does for a living. And she has never met his family. They, in turn, have no knowledge that she exits. Audrey is Max's perfect little secret. Max has worked very hard to keep his two worlds separate. However, a series of unfortunate and happenstance occurrences force the two halves of Max's life into direct contact with one another, with explosive results. Written by Anonymous See less
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Adam F. Blum (story) | James Brandenburg (co-writer) (story) | Molly Cornyn (story) | Norm Leonard (story) & 2 more
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Updated Sep 11, 2011

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29 cast members
Name Known for
E. Brent Anderson
Three-Legged Pete Three-Legged Pete   See fewer
Mark Arnold
Gordon Crow Gordon Crow   See fewer
Imogen Bailey
Hazel Crow Hazel Crow   See fewer
Madeleine Bech
Master Baits Master Baits   See fewer
Josh Brodis
Aaron Marshall Aaron Marshall   See fewer
Paul Christiansen
Captain Morgan Captain Morgan   See fewer
Molly Cornyn
Davey Bones the Parrot Davey Bones the Parrot   See fewer
Sean Dacanay
Dopehead #2 Dopehead #2   See fewer
Rod Damer
NAMBLA Lawyer NAMBLA Lawyer   See fewer
Scott Aaron Hartmann
Blackbush the Pirate Blackbush the Pirate   See fewer
Nicholas James
Buck Crow Buck Crow   See fewer
Christine Kellogg-Darrin
Penny Crow Penny Crow   See fewer
John Klopping
Long Dong Silver Long Dong Silver   See fewer
Michael Marinaccio
Mafia Muscle Mafia Muscle   See fewer
Regan Messenger
Dopehead #1 Dopehead #1   See fewer
Gerry Mullins
The Mark The Mark   See fewer
Clint Napier
Willy One Eye Willy One Eye   See fewer
Gary A. Rainer
Mafia Don (as Gary Rainer) Mafia Don (as Gary Rainer)   See fewer
Kellianne Rapoza
Mafia Whore Mafia Whore   See fewer
Bull Sanchez
Dopehead #3 Dopehead #3   See fewer
Kenn Schmidt
Old Dirty Bastard Old Dirty Bastard   See fewer
Matt Shadden
Mercenary #2 Mercenary #2   See fewer
Brandon Shepard
Jack Swallows Jack Swallows   See fewer
Alan Simpson
Max Crow Max Crow   See fewer
Scott St. James
Mr. Pittsford Mr. Pittsford   See fewer
Nell Teare
Audrey Brennan Audrey Brennan   See fewer
Aaron Thornton
Mafia Muscle Mafia Muscle   See fewer
Dino Vicencio
Mercenary #1 Mercenary #1   See fewer
Patrick Vuong
Mercenary #4 Mercenary #4   See fewer
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