Best Ascertainers Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 113: Four Piece Classic Rock Bands 44:09

16h ago44:09

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Send us a text We were recently reminded that we are a technically a music podcast, so we set out to talk about our favorite 4 piece rock bands from the 60's, 70's and 80's. In the words of Burt Reynolds (as played by the late, great Norm McDonald): Bon Apetit. How are we talking about Meatloaf again?? Powered by Newt's, Apple Valley Errors & Omiss…

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SATURN ENTERS ARIES, GEMINI NEW MOON, & CHIRON CONJOINS ERIS: WOUNDED BY CHAOS, WE DISCUSS FUTURE FOUNDATIONAL PLANS TO RECAPTURE OUR RIGHTS 1:02:35

1d ago1:02:35

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN @ FOR THIS WEEK’S ASTROLOGICALLY SPEAKING PODCAST WHICH DROPS MAY 23 @ https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking This week’s podcast begins with a look at the chart of former president Joe Biden since his shocking prostate cancer diagnosis was announced May 18, just after the exact Sun/Uranus conjunction in Tauru…

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Cinephobe Ep 268: My Super Ex-Girlfriend 1:52:23

3d ago1:52:23

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes dump a super broad for being too clingy while learning that sexual harassment is a two way street. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠…

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Episode 112: You Doesn't Have to Call Him Johnson 43:22

3d ago43:22

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Send us a text Mad Men era slogans Sellouts Shoutout sister Karen Mark's epic guy move Choose your regret Why Jim was bad in school Osmosis New Burger at Newt's is worth your attention Touche' Cory Your Zebra (the band) leader Amyl & the Sniffers concert review Another Alice Cooper story Check out Sheer Mag (see below) Shoutout Troy G The HR Dept a…

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SUN/URANUS CONJUNCTION IN TAURUS MAY 17: WILL A SUDDEN CHANGE IN VALUES DELAY OUR LONG-TERM EVOLUTIONARY PROGRESS? 58:53

9d ago58:53

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN @ FOR THIS WEEK’S ASTROLOGICALLY SPEAKING PODCAST WHICH DROPS MAY 16 @https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking It seems clear now in hindsight that the May 12 Scorpio Full Moon asked us--& asks us still in the waning portion of this month’s lunar cycle--to release any attachment to making sudden changes in, or r…

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Cinephobe Ep 267: Kraven the Hunter 1:59:06

10d ago1:59:06

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes were made to do this. They're the greatest bad movie podcasters on the planet. It's undeniable. So no. Why would we want to stop? ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠ ⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, E…

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Top 5 Dream Sequels 1:08:55

8d ago1:08:55

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Watch this episode on YouTube⁠ Zach, Amin and Mayes have done a LOT of sequels, often before the original movie gets consumed. However, there are plenty of movies that left a lot of meat on the bone, or characters that needed to be further explored and developed. Here are our Movies We Wish Had A Sequel. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠ - Check it out here:…

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SCORPIO FULL MOON OPPOSITE TAURUS SUN/URANUS MAY 12 REMINDS US: CHANGE IS THE ONLY CONSTANT! JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN 1:01:38

15d ago1:01:38

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We begin by discussing all the ASTRO NEWS YOU CAN USE from this past week, how it’s played out, & what’s on the horizon as we make our way through this month’s lunar cycle which began with the Taurus New Moon square to the Mars/Pluto opposition on April 27. Since Venus’s entrance into Aries April 30 (until June 6), we’ve seen some “let them eat cak…

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Episode 111: A Wife Has Entered the Chat 44:22

10d ago44:22

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Send us a text Tonight, we're joined by Jim's wife, Kris. She brings her cheery personality and fact-checking skills. Spring has sprung New friend at Newt's Attitude Adjustment It's still just myriad Dr Hirt and Dr Payne Hernia check Errors & Omissions Belichick's chick The Blob Chubby Checker Oscar Rules Fluffer TV Talk Peter Wolf Paul Revere and …

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Rule of Two - Andor Eps 7,8 & 9 1:30:21

16d ago1:30:21

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle survive the Ghorman Massacre, although Amin doubles back to chase some broad he hooked up with, while Mayes escapes to the Senate so he can escort Mon Mothma out after delivering the most important speech in the history of the Galaxy. ⁠CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Joi…

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Patreon Unlocked: Half Baked 1:47:30

17d ago1:47:30

1:47:30

Zach, Amin and Mayes' only friend is abba zabba as they blaze through the 1998 Dave Chappelle classic Half Baked. You ever suck a dick for weed? I didn't think so, so break out Billy Bong Thornton, stock up on munchies and call up Mr. Nice Guy, this podcast will have you floating in no time. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly…

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Episode 110: I Write the Songs 43:04

17d ago43:04

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Send us a text Going into this one we each had a bad feeling.... Don't take romance advice from a duck J Geils Band Shoutout Soul Asylum Mark can't stand it Errors & Omissions Hull people B-52's He writes the songs Elton and Bernie Pat K's Plaid Shirt (as seen at Newt's) Newt's--try the Peanut Butter Bacon Smash Burger Nutty Buddy Contact: TheAscer…

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FIRST QUARTER WAXING LUNAR “CRISIS IN ACTION” SQUARE & PLUTO RETROGRADE MAY 4: STAND YOUR GROUND! 1:02:00

22d ago1:02:00

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LISTEN HERE https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking TO THIS WEEK’S ASTRO NEWS YOU CAN USE PODCAST WITH SHERI HORN HASAN! This podcast, which drops May 2, discusses the intensity of this Taurus New Moon waxing cycle, as well as what’s happening since Venus entered Mars-ruled Aries April 30. With Venus in the sign of the warrior until…

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Rule of Two - Andor Eps 4,5 & 6 1:11:20

23d ago1:11:20

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle slick back their hair real good and head to Ghorman as fashion designers undercover to aid the Ghorman Front. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠ for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDi…

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Cinephobe Ep 266: Rocky V 1:59:45

24d ago1:59:45

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have taken so many blows to the head that this whole episode might have been a hallucination. Home Team. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at w…

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Rule of Two - Andor Season 2 1:13:53

22d ago1:13:53

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are temporarily setting up shop here on the Cinephobe feed to cover Andor Season Two. This episode covers last week's episodes, and we will return tomorrow to hit the next three pack. We are back in Tony Gilroy's Star Wars for adults, and the show hasn't missed a beat. Cassian Andor attempts to steal a Tie Avenger an…

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Top 5 Grifters 1:12:21

25d ago1:12:21

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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes recall the characters that have swindled, conned, hoodwinked, bamboozled, beguiled and bilked them over the centuries. Production note: The soundboard was partially muted this week, so you might have to use your imagination for some of the usual sound effects. When in doubt, assume it was gonged. C…

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Episode 109: Columbia Record Club 50:02

27d ago50:02

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Send us a text Jim's brother Jeff joins us for his 4th guest spot. Kind of an odds n ends episode with some decent laughs. Powered by Newt's Apple Valley The Man's Mall Robbie Robertson--good guy or dick? Billy Powell Columbia Record Club Slap Shot Wide World of Sports F-1 racing Jim's fear of work finding out Kirk Cousins Stone Fruit Radio Game up…

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INTENSE TAURUS NEW MOON'S T-SQUARE TO MARS OPPOSITE PLUTO APRIL 27 LIGHTS THE POWER STRUGGLE FUSE! 58:29

30d ago58:29

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https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN FOR THIS WEEK’S ASTRO NEWS YOU CAN USE PODCAST! This podcast discusses the intensity of astrological events leading up to the third Mars/Pluto opposition April 26 & the Taurus New Moon April 27! We begin by looking back, as that’s how we learn best how certain astrologica…

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Cinephobe Ep 265: The Quest 2:01:51

26d ago2:01:51

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Petty podcasters Zach, Amin and Mayes take you on an epic journey from the slums of New York City in the 1920s, all the way across the sea to Muay Thai Island, then up mountains to the Lost City in Tibet. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings …

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Episode 108: Mark's Music Minute 43:05

1M ago43:05

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Send us a text The post-colonoscopy episode. Let's see if Jim sounds like he's not as full of sh1t. Procedure notes Met a legend at Newt's (shoutout Greg and Bonnie) Newt's--Legendary Burgers How not to invite a potential guest Most strangers are probably cooler than you Mark pulls "The Dentist" Bacon denier Errors & Omissions More Kris Kristoffers…

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THIRD-QUARTER “CRISIS IN CONSCIOUSNESS” WANING LUNAR SQUARE APRIL 19: THE PRESSURE BUILDS AS THE U.S. FACES A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS! 57:10

1M ago57:10

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TUNE IN TO https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking PODCAST AS SHERI HORN HASAN discusses the Sun’s entrance into Taurus April 19, the Taurus Sun’s fixed square to Mars in Leo, & the Aquarius Moon’s opposition to Mars & conjunction with Pluto—all at the third-quarter waning lunar square on April 20. And not only that! The Taurus Sun …

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Cinephobe Ep 264: Samurai Cop 1:57:44

1M ago1:57:44

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes are not an established podcast yet, should make friends with all the podcasts, but that won't stop them from keeping it warm and ready. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Ex…

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Top 5 Crashmores 1:06:39

1M ago1:06:39

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Watch this episode on YouTube Even if Zach, Amin and Mayes do a bad job, they've got to give us that other two mil. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subsc…

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Episode 107: Mixed Bag 42:15

1M ago42:15

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Send us a text Another one where we record two in one night--this one is number two (in more ways than one?). March Madness (a little late) Names Street games / Improvised bases Childhood injuries Newt's--where it all began RIP Fountain Valley--we need a new golf course The Last Radio Game? Machete guy Was Hi-Fi Kenny the original MyPi11ow guy? Kri…

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LIBRA FULL MOON OPPOSITE ARIES SUN/CHIRON & SQUARE MARS: YOU’VE WOUNDED US & WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE! 59:49

1M ago59:49

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https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking tune into this week’s Astro News You Can Use podcast with Sheri Horn Hasan discussing this past week’s astro-influenced events & what’s yet to come, including the results of Mercury & Venus’s stations direct! Astrologer Sheri Horn Hasan first looks back at how the April 4 first-quarter “crisis…

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Cinephobe Ep 263: American Ninja 2: The Confrontation 1:56:48

1M ago1:56:48

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes own Blackbeard Island and made their money big time... in podcasts. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephob…

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Episode 106: The Last Radio Game 40:16

2M ago40:16

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Send us a text With local radios station 92KQRS changing formats, we are preparing for the demise of the Radio Game. Probably a victory for our listeners, but Mark and Jim are taking it kind of hard (pun not intended). Medical Minute: Colonoscopy Prep Mr Science RIP Leonard Nimoy KQRS format change Jim's buddy won a car on the old KQ Don't let the …

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WAXING ARIES NEW MOON SOLAR ECLIPSE FIRST QUARTER & NEPTUNE IN ARIES: THE TIDE BEGINS TO TURN! 1:00:02

2M ago1:00:02

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JOIN SHERI HORN HASAN for this week’s Astro News You Can Use podcast @ https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking which covers how, as we’re now at the first quarter monthly lunar square of the Cancer Moon to the Aries Sun April 4, a major shift is reverberating through our global collective consciousness. This podcast starts with a re…

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Cinephobe Ep 262: Angel Has Fallen 1:55:32

2M ago1:55:32

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have Fallen and they can't get up. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe an…

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Top 5 Worst Parents 1:16:36

2M ago1:16:36

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Watch this episode on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes have SERIOUS mommy and daddy issues. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s and …

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Episode 105: Romper Room and the Medical Minute 39:49

2M ago39:49

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Send us a text Typical mindless banter followed by a rare, important message to men. We almost got to Dire Straits. Student of comedy Spring has sprung A message to potential guests Romper Room Newt's--Smashing Burgers Fish Tacos--Costanza-style International Sensations Errors & Omissions Real Genius review It All Begins With a Song (Documentary) M…

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ARIES NEW MOON SOLAR ECLIPSE: TIME TO WAKE UP, REORIENT, & FIGHT OUR WAY BACK TO REALITY! 59:23

2M ago59:23

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STARTING TODAY TUNE IN TO https://www.karmicevolution.com/astrologically-speaking WITH SHERI HORN HASAN as we look back at all the mind-boggling Astro News You Can Use this past week & what’s coming next! We start with the Pisces New Moon monthly lunar cycle which squared Jupiter in Gemini back on February 27 & led to the overly enthusiastic yet ex…

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Cinephobe Ep 261: Angels in the Outfield 1:55:38

2M ago1:55:38

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Watch this week's Look At This Photograph on YouTube Zach, Amin and Mayes pray that the Angels win the pennant so they can have a family again. Hey... it could happen. CINEPHOBE MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.…

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