Wild Oppo Offer

I took the week of Spring break off. March 10-14. Our family was planning on taking a trip to the New England area but procrastination and stuff happens so it doesn't look like we will make it during that time. So here is my Oppo Offer.

I have floated the idea of selling my 2005 Porsche Cayenne Turbo a couple times. So here is the offer, $10,000 and I will deliver it to you anywhere within the contiguous United States with the understanding you deliver me to the closest airport and provide my plane ticket back to Corpus Christi, TX up to $300 (I'll pay whatever is reasonably over).

So the excuse "If you were closer" won't fly here.
Questioning "How reliable is it? Will it make the trip back?" well I show up in your driveway with the answer.

Purchased 12/4/2021
Mods -
FVD Tuning software ~550hp/550tq
My Genius Handheld Flash Tool
BMC Sport Filters
Cargraphic Secondary Catalytic Bypass Pipes
Secondary Catalytic Bypass Installation Kit
FVD Billet Diverter Valves
IPD Plenum
Muffler delete
Cayenne 18" rims
Mickey Thompson Baja Boss A/T Hybrid tires in 265/65r18 which is about 31.5"
Air suspension replaced in 2022 with some suspension components
Rebuilt air Compressor
Most of which can be found under tag Cayenne Turbo

It can even come with the 20" Turbo wheels with barely used Continental ExtremeContact Tires seen on the front below

It has around 155k miles, multiple blackstone analysis and little odds and ends fixed.
Air suspension works flawlessly but I get an error every time the car starts even though it maintains, raises and lowers as it should. I believe it is a faulty sensor in the auxiliary tank that is timing out but I haven't found that sensor to purchase and replace. Rear headliner is attached with push pins, parking sensors can get funky after a car wash, key fob has never remotely locked or unlocked the doors (Porsche wants $800 to for a new key and program). Rear hatch struts get weak after the winter every year. Stopped replacing them after the 3rd time. Still goes up just slowly if you don't help it along, once up stays up no problem. Burns/loses 1 quart of oil every year.

If anyone is actually serious about it, I will gladly talk at length about every nagging issue. This is really just an excuse to take another road trip and get away, but also free up some room in the driveway. The Panamera has proved to be a great family car so the Cayenne can go. I promise I am not making any money at this price. If your friend wants it, it is $15,000 to non registered users!

I reserve the right to refuse the offer to purchase to anyone for any reason including because you were the reason for a theme day

@Darkbrador said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13 is it still available ?

Sadly no

@WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAthenGTIthenA4nowS5 said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13 Will you trade for a shotgun and 2 non-running vintage snowmobiles?

Down here you would have a better chance with Jet skis yet you wouldn't need to clarify non-running, none of them are running.

@derp said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13 what's the lowest you'll go

Load level on the air suspension is 2.5" lower than normal height so, that low.

@PowderHound said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13 3k cash in hand and I’ll provide a bicycle to get back to Texas

Byrd bike?

@ClassicDatsunDebate said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@ClassicDatsunDebate said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13
This meets the 15year import rule for me

But the exchange and airfare= CP

I would say good time to move, but its not, probably the worst time.

@Highlander Done, now kindly provide your address, SSN and credit card number you would like to use to put down a deposit.

@Tripper said in Wild Oppo Offer:

@Snakesm13 Lemme go ask Mrs. Tripper