Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

I had a friend over once who had a panic attack bc my living room at the time had these mirror artworks my mom used to be obsessed with making where she’d buy hundreds of tiny palm sized mirrors and cover the walls with them and the girl I was hanging out with was fidgeting and overheating and started crying bc my house had “too many portals” so the energy in here was powerfully charged by what she called “a highway of souls from other realms” so she ran out and collapsed on the lawn exasperated and had to be driven home

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

honestly I thought you had to pay to use it, still dont know tbf

"The price on the new console is outrageous, but I have to buy it because they're making an exclusive sequel to the game I liked!"

frankly paying more than double the switch 1's cost is ridiculous.

it doesn't even have two screens

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

lets settle this properly

I have a theory

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i scribbled this out so fast this is such a funny concept

We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

take off your glasses if you wear them for 20 seconds

Recommended by my optometrist

Look at something 20 feet away, then 10, then 5, then one, then if you can your nose.

Repeat twice, then again without glasses.

Face forward look out of the corner of your eye. As far as you can look. Slowly move to the other corner. Repeat twice.

Look down as far as you can. Slowly look up. Repeat twice.

Roll eyes twice.

Close eyes for five minutes.

I do this every day usually at my halfway point. My migraines went away. My vision go better. Honestly stretching my eyes as she put it feels great too.

Fun fact about real life humans. Europe had functioning designs and examples of steel cannons for a long time before they were ever used in battle. And its not from a lack of opportunity.

Leaders just didn’t care for the expense or risk of upgrading when brass had worked so well for napoleon.

Same with the machine jun, they weren’t used (in europe) for years for various small mostly subjective reasons.

And then someone lost without them.

And everyone got the upgrades.

Picture this: Space war, other species see humans as a loud but primitive race that only just joined the stars, easy to crush. The first few battles even go there way.

And then suddenly our weapons are MUCH better. Our ships we MUCH better. Our computers and training and shields. Everything is leaps and bounds ahead.

Cause you see we’ve had that technology for years, we just didn’t implement it because there was no need to. Whether it’s human nature or capitalism, we don’t improve until we’re forced to, until something makes us.

But now there was a war,

now we could justify the cost,

so we stopped holding ourselves back.

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Wtf these prices are insane

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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

So, I've found the exact (enough) items in the pit.

The paws are 2.8 in by 2.2 in, I gave a depth of like idk, 1, so 6.16 in^3.

The crabs are exactly 2.1 in by 1.4 in by 0.4 in giving about 1.15 in^3

The horses are 2 in by 1.5 ish in, by 0.4 in estimated from the exact measurement found for the crab and the similar thickness. So roughly 1.2 in^3.

There's also the banana. The average volume of a banana is about 6.71 in^3, so we can subtract this from the total volume of the ball pit.

Now, this is a small ball pit. And thankfully we have the measurements.

Except, the ball pit isn't fully like, full.

And, it's inside out. So, the diameter will be closer to 31 because the seams are all... Weird. I think. I mean it sure looks inside out, and the margin for error here is p big.

So, really the volume is with a height of ~3 (based on an estimate from the paw layering of one fully upright and one on its side) and a good middle of the road diameter of 31 giving us around 2,264.19 in^3.

Minus 6.71 in^3 so 2,257.48 in^3.

Only Paws > ~366

Only Crabs > ~1,963

Only Horses > ~1,881

The issue now is that there are in fact all 3 of these things, and the banana but the banana is now negligible. (Maybe. Not a ball pit distribution scientist or anything.)

Now based on the options given assuming they're not all wrong, we can figure out roughly how much of each could be in here from the values we have.

(I think.)

So! Let's do this in the, probably, most convoluted way possible then, shall we? Because I'm terrible at math, but I can make a flowchart!

Through use of a flow chart, there are 5 possible answers.

For Crabs, it will never be 278, since none of those sums give us an answer option for the total.

For Horses, it will never be 256.

For Paws, it will never be 231.

The possible paths are as follows:

A.

Crabs: 239

Horses: 299

Paws: 235

Total: 773

B.

Crabs: 247

Horses: 277

Paws: 235

Total: 759

C.

Crabs: 247

Horses: 277

Paws: 249

Total: 773

D.

Crabs: 247

Horses: 313

Paws: 242

Total: 802

E.

Crabs: 283

Horses: 277

Paws: 242

Total: 802

Just looking at it with common sense and knowledge of probabilities, you could make a good educated guess, but, I've come to far to be wrong.

Honestly it's probably all still wrong, I'm not smart.

But, we now only have one real based on volume calculations. E. Which yk, not the logical choice if you just guestimate from the 5 possible based on common numbers between routes. But with E, you get like, 2,191 in^3. I think. The calculator could be a liar though for all I know.

I won't lie I'm not confident in this but uh, I got an answer that's preeeeetty close. I also had to estimate some measurements of the paws and the horses since there were no like, listed numbers. Also the crabs are assorted and there's def crawfish/lobsters in there too that are sliiiightly bigger.

So, close enough! Uh, if you want like, links, for the stuff I got em. Everything came from Big Daddy Bezos so you can just look it up lmao. I realized bcs I considered buying a pack of those crabs off Amazon before for sillies.

That's a good idea to find the exact items to get the measurements. Why didn't I think of this? There's always something.

Could you send me the links of the products, @bread52487? There's another important information we could gain from this. The amount of product in one package. We can then estimate how many packages you would need to get the different numbers. And humans tend to rather take away things to get an uneven number like 7, taking 3 away, instead of buying another whole package just to add 7.

I will repeat my calculations with the exact measurements.

But I would say my paw estimations were pretty close. Just 0.2 to 0.4 inches off. I think that's quite impressive given the limited information I had available.

And who is 'Big Daddy Bezos'?

So I used your measurements (@bread52487) and calculated every possibility of the possible number combinations (based on the list up there) to see which total area of all toys together gets the closest to the volume of the pool.

The estimations for the volume of the pool I got is when only 3 inches are filled is 2412.74 inch^3. I then substracted 5% as a margin for free space and a possible error rate. That would make 2292 inch^3 for the pool contents.

The total volume of the toys that gets the closest to the number is 2158.64 inch^3. This number would be for choice C: total 773, paws 249, horses 277, and 247 crabs.

When we assume that packs of crabs and paws each contain 50, it would make sense that they bought 5 to get 250 and then took 1 or 3 away.

For the horses could be 20 or 40 per pack, which would give us 280 and then 3 are removed to get 277.

277 horses also appears 3 times in the possible numbers, as well as 247 crabs, while the other possibilities only appear 2 times, also making those numbers more likely.

There's something comforting about the number 3, so it's highly likely that it was chosen 2 times to substract from the total. Same with 1.

So taking all those informations and deductions into account, this gives us a new estimation:

Total 773, 249 paws, 277 horses and 247 crabs.

Of course there are still issues, like estimating the complex horse shape as a rectangle, as between the legs and on the back theres still much space when the measurments are going from head to hoof. But I will not make a horse volume model just for this. I might be obsessive and dedicated but that's too much even for me.

I don’t mean to be old but computer used to just have games. U didnt have to pay for em either but if u wanted u could get a little CD that put the game onto the computer and you could play it forever and ever even if the company that made it went to hell and shit. You didn’t even need the internet or wifi or anything. And it was pretty neat

It would be a finished game, too. If you played long enough and did really good you could go to all the places and get all the stuff. You never had to pay more money later it was just there. onn compter

Well if this ain't relatable af