ChurchOfLiftus
Remember listening to this back in high school. glad it's still around and he didn't get sued
Favorite track: Ching Chong (It Means I Love You).
Download Ching Chong (It Means I Love You), a musical retort to the UCLA's wonderful walking controversy Alexandra Wallace.
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lyrics
Ooh alexandra wallace, damn girl you so feisty, you so feisty they should call you Alexandra Great Wall… ace
now don't pretend I didn't see you watching me talk on my phone yesterday, all sexy, ching chong wing wong,
baby it's all just code, it's the way I tell the ladies "it's time to get funky"
I hope one day you can meet
my mother brothers sisters grandmothers grandpas and cousins, oo oo
cuz what they're really doin on those friday nights
is showing me how to cook and dress
cuz baby i wanna take you out
and blow your freaking mind
and underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
i know there's a lotta pain and hurt for such a big brain to spend all night studying poly sci
I pick up my phone and sing
Chorus:
ching chong (it means I love you)
ling long (I really want you)
ting tong (i don't actually know what that means)
ching chong (it's never ending)
ling long (my head is spinning)
ting tong (still don't know what that means)
ooh alex I just wanna take my phone out and talk dirty to ya all day long,
but I know you're busy cramming all those big hard theories and arguments
You ain't that polite nice american girl
your momma raised you to be
so when you reach that epiphany
wait, are you freaking kiddin me
if you have an epiphany every single time you study
that means you're probably doin something wrong,
but I like it when you're wrong
and underneath the pounds of makeup and your baby blue eyes
I know there's a lotta pain and hurt for such a big brain to spend all night studying poly sci
I pick up my phone and sing
Chorus 2x
It's alright Alexandra, I know you know nothing about tsunamis, I just wanted to make sure you know it's not a type of sushi. But I came here to say I'm actually Chinese, and that's a whole nother country, and it's bigger... yeah... way bigger. But when it comes to love Alex, there are no boundaries.
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