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10M views · 245K likes | Asian Mom Has NO Filter! | Michael Yo Comedy | bit.ly/subMichaelYo | By Michael Yo | Haven't seen my last special my dad is black born and raised in Louisiana has a PHD in nuclear physics and served our country and the army people right now in the last special he was 75 now he's 78 and he hasn't changed he's still black and has swag he still walks around the house like this you know what I mean and he's always laughing like and always pointing at random does not there Now, my mom, she was born and raised in Korea, Southside. Now we know who doesn't watch the news in this room. I said it in my last special ablation. It's tough having an Asian mom because if they think if they say it, they have no filter. My mom just turned 70 and now all bets are off. She does not care. I never thought my mom could be worse. My mom won't even say people's names to me anymore because she would rather describe them to me. She calls me the other day and goes, you know what? I like your friend. He nice. I go, which one? She goes, fat boy small feet. But I knew exactly who she was talking about. Because with my mom my mom will say things that make you mad she will say things that make you want to fight but my mom feels really feels that she can say anything to anybody because it's a true it's a true Oh you don't like trip? Why you mad? It's a chill. Do I lie? Do I lie? My mom got in a fight with my wife. Now, full transparency, my wife cooks like once every couple of, you know, once once. So my mom walks into our new house and goes, oh, what a beautiful kitchen for no cooking. Go Mom you can't say that in my house. Nah Not to my wife. She goes why? It's so true. It's so true. And then to me and my wife, she goes, do I lie? Do I lie? I look at my dad for help. He's like walk away son. Walk away. My wife, she's white. Whoo. We got quiet. Okay. But my wife is just not white. She white white. Now I know a lot of people in here are white and you're questioning yourselves right now going am I white white? My wife is whiter than you my wife is from Gillette Wyoming white you hear that when white people in Timmy like damn That's white. But we got a beautiful family man. We got two kids. My son is now five. My daughter's two and they're black, white, and Asian. That's right. That's right. We gave birth to pandas. We call him ling ling and sing sing. And my last special I talked about this when my son was born because I didn't have a daughter at that time when my son was born and the doctor handed me my son it's crazy as a father because I knew I would die for him right and I don't even know this dude he could be a terrible human being but I would die for him you know but when they handed me my daughter oh it was different I was like oh okay okay I would kill for you I became a murderer overnight. Cuz the family dynamic to me is crazy. Like I would die for my son. I would kill for my daughter. But here's what's crazy. I wouldn't kill for my wife. Cuz that's not my job. That's her father's job. I don't want to step on anybody's toes. Because I love both of my kids the same but the love is in different directions my son I want him to be able to take care of himself be strong but I know for the rest of my life I'm going to protect my daughter 100 percent and what's the biggest threat to women look at that men so now I hate all men I became a lesbian activist overnight slash murderer. I'm Ellen DeGeneres with a gun. Because every man's a threat to my daughter. Every single man eventually will be a threat to my daughter. I hate my son. Sometimes I hate my son. Why? Cuz he's a threat to my daughter. We all have baby cams and watch my kids play my daughters playing with her little toy. My son walks over and grabs a toy from her. I get so angry but then my daughter grabs it back and I'm like, yeah, that's my baby girl. Don't take no man's **** But then my son looks around to see if anybody's watching. Starts backing up where she is. And he hits her with his butt. And she falls to the ground and starts crying. I get so angry inside. I'm so mad. I want to this little dude up right? But I can't he's only five and it's not a fair fight it's not a fair fight all I can do is scream and like hey you better stop that and he runs off but my daughter could hit my son with a brick in the face I'll be like hey girl good job good job Because a daughter makes you a better man. 00%. 00%. It makes you more empathetic. You care about people. You get sensitive. I cry all the time now. All the time. I don't even know why my wife looks at me in disgust I cry so much. She's like why are you crying? I've never seen my dad cry once but I cry all the time and then it hit me. Every generation of father gets softer and softer and softer. It means things are getting easier. My black grandfather was born in 19oh2 in America. Went through injustices you couldn't even imagine. My dad went through segregation. Still got a PHD in nuclear physics and had to march, had to march just to drink out of the same water fountains as everybody else. Whoo. Whoo. Me? I would never drink out of a fountain. That's disgusting. But my dad man I can't take him to the park because he has a drink out of every freaking fountain. I'm like you fought for this? He's like shh I deserve this son. I deserve it. I tell you man. I'm going on six years of marriage man. Whoo. My my parents though they just celebrated 48 years of marriage. That's something to clap about. So I asked my dad. I said hey man you've been married 48 years. How'd you do it? How do you stay married that long? My dad looks at me and goes that's simple son. Never say the first or second thing that pops into your head. You always say the third I go what's that mean he goes well the first thing you will get a divorce the second thing you on the couch but the third thing happily ever after I'm six years in I don't get it till about a month ago me and my wife are driving to Vegas she packs a cooler of food for our two-year-old daughter we get to Vegas my wife opens up the cooler and goes oh my god the food all mounted I in the cooler and noticed she didn't put any ice in it. I'm end up though. You know what baby? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't put any ice in the cooler. My wife looks at me and goes, you don't need to put ice in a cooler. It's a cooler, duh. Now the first thing I thought was that's the dumb I ever heard in my life. But I didn't say the first thing. I didn't say the second thing. I said the third thing. I said baby I can't believe this cooler. Is broken.