Funny written jokes

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The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

While we all mostly try to mind our own business when out in public, there are times that we can’t help but overhear things that the people nearby are saying. Whether on the street, on the subway, in the grocery store, or at a college campus – these are some of the funniest and most peculiar things that people have ever overheard others say.