kiranerys:

that-homeschooled-gay-frog:

kitmicks:

arseniccattails:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

I wanna drink that so bad

I thought this was gonna be a video of like a centimeter of coffee and then three different milks and 250 syrups and add ins

But then I got called the fuck out

icannotgetoverbirds:

thebiscuiteternal:

damonnscroww:

voluntaryvictim:

glad to see those spreading the truth

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

did you just fucking have this

worldheritagepostorganization:

lavender-lily:

solarsyrup:

sapphicseance:

mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous and vague warnings

that wasn’t mom

they JUST SAID it was their turn

World Heritage Post

prokopetz:

“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”

“Cenotaph.”

“What?”

“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”

“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“

“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“

“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”

“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”

“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“

“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”

wrenchinator-central:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

screwtornadowarningsimsouthern:

supreme-leader-stoat:

cplus902:

supreme-leader-stoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

you-say-that-so-often:

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat:

poetavaquero:

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

flatluigi:

rubensmuse:

uoa:

do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

the last time i got sloppy with this @tinynaught Columbo’d me

this post is classic tumblr in a lot of ways but the one I appreciate the most is that the second post happened eleven years after the first one. one of these days I’m going to see a reply to a post by someone younger than the post itself and we’re all just going to have to deal with it

the-perfect-wagnerite-again:

memehumor:

beesmygod:

cyberpigeon:

beesmygod:

[gets down on on knee] oppa…marriage style?

it’s 2016 not 2012

oppa rude style :(

rue-nightly:

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

A 2025 update

melissa-s23:

nardacci-does-art:

twocubes:

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

enchantingruinscandy: